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Yeah, considering that I just deleted four new robo-posts, maybe we should use one of our own for the rest of the divisional series. There are four, count ’em, four games on tap today:
Rangers at Blue Jays, 9:45 am
Astros at Royals, 12:45 pm
Cubs at Cardinals, 3:45 pm
Mets at Dodgers, 6:45 pm

My feeling about all these teams:
FK the Jays, because of the put-down of Oakland by their manager
FK Texas – as the graffiti in the 1st floor bathroom in the Physics building at UC Davis said (30 years ago), “Here I sit buns a-flexin’, giving birth to another Texan”.
FK KC for something that happened last year, although I can’t quite remember what
FK Houston because they are also from Texas
FK St Louis for losing the NLCS to the Gnats in 2012 and 2014. Also their fans are greatly overrated.
FK Chicago, because I love futility streaks, and 106 years isn’t enough.
FK LA, simply for being SoCal.
FK NY, because even though the Mets aren’t the Yankee$, they’re still NY.

FK all these teams, because they aren’t the A’s

Having said all that, go Jays, Astros, Cubs, and Mets.

322 thoughts on “Epic baseball day – New Divisional Series thread

  1. 5Aces Oct 9,2015 8:39 am

    I got to have my picture taken with not 1 but 2 championship trophies yesterday. They arent WS cool, but I will take it. That and Trogdor have me pulling for the Astros I think.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  2. elcroata Oct 9,2015 9:38 am

    Very nice intro and I dig your Fab Four.

    Also in Back To The Future, Cubs won 2015 WS.

    Because survival is insufficient
  3. Jennifer Oct 9,2015 10:09 am

    Toronto is pissing me off.

  4. Jennifer Oct 9,2015 10:16 am

    Dang, Odor!

  5. Jennifer Oct 9,2015 10:25 am

    Bob Costas is making my ears bleed.

  6. Glorious Mundy Oct 9,2015 10:29 am

    I agree with FK all of them except I like the Mets. To the extent I recognize the existence of the National League, they have always been my choice there. Plus I still heart Yoenis very much.

    • doctorK Oct 9,2015 10:37 am || Up

      One great thing about the Mets is that their fans HATE the Yankees, and nobody in NY seems to think there is anything wrong with that. Unlike out here, where people seem surprised that there are A’s fans that hate the Gnats.

  7. Jennifer Oct 9,2015 12:30 pm

    Y’all act like you got jobs or something.

    • ptbnl Oct 9,2015 1:05 pm || Up

      How’s your back?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • MikeV Oct 9,2015 1:43 pm || Up

        and, for that matter, her front

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

      • Jennifer Oct 9,2015 1:49 pm || Up

        Meh. Thanks for asking, though.

  8. Jennifer Oct 9,2015 1:02 pm

    I’m okay with any of these American League teams.

  9. ptbnl Oct 9,2015 1:06 pm

    Bah – no Cain plunking.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  10. batgirl Oct 9,2015 1:42 pm

    I feel like they need 2 or 3 more graphics on the screen.

  11. Glorious Mundy Oct 9,2015 1:58 pm

    If a classic game happens on MLB Network, does it really happen?

  12. batgirl Oct 9,2015 2:02 pm

    C’mon Josh. Sweep the leg.

  13. Future Ed Oct 9,2015 2:24 pm

    jow sittle on blue jays radio says out

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    • doctorK Oct 9,2015 2:26 pm || Up

      Umpire in New York says safe.

    • andeux Oct 9,2015 2:31 pm || Up

      I’m just going to assume that there is really someone named “jow sittle”

      TINSTAAFK
  14. doctorK Oct 9,2015 2:28 pm

    So, naturally the guy with .222/.238/.263 slashy line gets the go-ahead hit.

  15. ptbnl Oct 9,2015 2:45 pm

    No home-team winners yet.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Oct 9,2015 2:48 pm || Up

      jays had a lead. sad face

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      • Jennifer Oct 9,2015 3:22 pm || Up

        The ump is that game was awful.

      • ptbnl Oct 9,2015 3:31 pm || Up

        And I’ve just jinxed the ‘stros

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  16. andeux Oct 9,2015 3:05 pm

    And today’s honorary member of Team Dynamite is Oliver Perez.

    TINSTAAFK
  17. doctorK Oct 9,2015 3:05 pm

    The Astros’ version of Team Dynamite is at it again.

  18. Glorious Mundy Oct 9,2015 3:42 pm

    • ptbnl Oct 9,2015 4:02 pm || Up

      Good to get the roller on the field.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  19. ptbnl Oct 9,2015 4:10 pm

    Way to go Jed … pinch-hit leading off the 9th down by a run, just watch those 3 strikes go by.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  20. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 9,2015 4:50 pm

    There are some lovely shades of blue in the playoffs this year. All eight remaining teams, even the Cards. I think I like Toronto’s best. Cubs/Dodgers close behind.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  21. Future Ed Oct 9,2015 6:58 pm

    why do they give out white towels?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 9,2015 7:44 pm || Up

      For surrendering.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  22. Future Ed Oct 9,2015 7:25 pm

    that play reminded me of another former rockie

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  23. Future Ed Oct 9,2015 8:36 pm

    this is a pretty good game

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  24. Future Ed Oct 9,2015 9:36 pm

    HERE COMES TEAM DYNAMITE

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Englishmajor Oct 9,2015 9:39 pm || Up

      It looks like you’re trying to blow a save. Would you like help with that?

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 9,2015 9:43 pm || Up

        So funny.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • doctorK Oct 9,2015 9:45 pm || Up

          This.

          Also, I see that Clippy still sucks.

          • AV Apr 18,2017 3:36 pm || Up

            lest we forg…

            too late.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  25. Future Ed Oct 9,2015 9:42 pm

    i really dislike the look of the camera person running next to a player

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Englishmajor Oct 9,2015 9:45 pm || Up

      I felt sorry all season for the guy who had to do that with the Hall of Fame Racers.

  26. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 9,2015 9:47 pm

    I still can’t decide which of these teams I want to win. The Mets have Bartolo and Yoenis, but they’re also beloved by some people I really really dislike. I have never hated the Dodgers that much, Kershaw’s cool, but they’re really just so blah.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Oct 9,2015 10:27 pm || Up

      my aunt is almost 88. she just went to hospice care. I flew down last week for a few hours to hang out with her.

      she is a big dodgers fan. she would probably enjoy a dodgers win.

      My grandma died when she was 90. she was a big dodgers fan. she died in just before pitcher and catchers reported in 1989.

      Go mets.

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  27. Jennifer Oct 9,2015 10:28 pm

    On the other hand, fuck the NL. Can they all lose?

  28. Future Ed Oct 10,2015 6:30 pm

    yo knows playoffs

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  29. Future Ed Oct 10,2015 7:35 pm

    TOOTBLAN andre

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  30. Future Ed Oct 10,2015 9:08 pm

    asshole

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  31. bear88 Oct 11,2015 11:54 am

    I was preoccupied with the Cal game last night, and missed the big drama of the Mets-Dodgers game.

    But that was awful. It was a dirty play by Utley, who never even bothered touching the bag and left the field (and inexplicably was called safe). If I’m in charge, Utley is out, the batter is out, because Utley interfered, and the inning is over. Utley also is suspended for the rest of the playoffs.

    I don’t really care all that much about the playoffs (the Cubs are owned by a right-wing nut) but that was terrible. And Torre’s response is incredibly lame.

    • andeux Oct 11,2015 2:00 pm || Up

      If you can be ruled safe on a play where you didn’t even try to touch the base, Tejada and Byrnes would like a review of the 2003 ALDS.

      TINSTAAFK
      • ptbnl Oct 11,2015 2:02 pm || Up

        I think you must be mistaken – there was no ALDS in 2003.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • mikeA Oct 11,2015 2:05 pm || Up

      I couldn’t understand why that wasn’t a neighborhood play.

      • Future Ed Oct 11,2015 8:23 pm || Up

        the ruling was because he never threw. but if you look at the pay he is turning to throw when a utley sized missle takes out his legs behind second base.

        so he couldn’t throw because of the tackle. I don’t know if we are getting to “football move” territory, but…damn. you can’t reward a team for that, you just can’t

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        • nevermoor Oct 11,2015 10:10 pm || Up

          Either way, it shouldn’t be a double play because the letter of the takeout slide rule is you have to touch the bag. Utley did.

          The suspension, too, is good.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • dmoas Oct 12,2015 3:52 pm || Up

            Utley didn’t touch the bag. He literally missed it.

            • nevermoor Oct 12,2015 4:33 pm || Up

              Does his hand not?

              Either way, he’s not doing the classically-illegal slide far away from the bag. He’s sliding in late/high which isn’t against the rules (yet).

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • dmoas Oct 12,2015 4:40 pm || Up

                Replays show him clearly missing the bag with his hand. Which is necessary for that type “take out” play. Unintentionally dirty, but dirty nonetheless. The umps could have and should have called the double play on the field. That being said, the suspension is idiotic. The umps fucked up and you can’t fix that by punishing the player. Had it been called correctly, it wouldn’t have been anything more than a basic rule violation and not one that would have resulted in an ejection.

                How they haven’t changed that rule after all the bs over the Buster Posey rule is beyond me. A player who is typically safe at the time against a catcher in full gear is illegal to take out, but a blind defender with no gear is okay to take out when you’re already out? Mind boggling.

                • MikeV Oct 12,2015 5:00 pm || Up

                  How they haven’t changed that rule after all the bs over the Buster Posey rule is beyond me.

                  give you ONE guess..

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

              • andeux Oct 12,2015 4:49 pm || Up

                No, he did not touch the bag at all.

                On the other hand, you are right, the usual standard is not that the runner necessarily touch the bag, just that he does not go so far out of the baseline that he would be unable to touch it. By that standard, Utley was within the baseline.

                On the other other hand, the actual rule is:

                A batter is out when:
                A preceding runner shall, in the umpire’s judgment, intentionally interfere with a fielder who is attempting to catch a thrown ball or to throw a ball in an attempt to complete any play;
                Comment: The objective of this rule is to penalize the offensive team for deliberate, unwarranted, unsportsmanlike action by the runner in leaving the baseline for the obvious purpose of crashing the pivot man on a double play, rather than trying to reach the base. Obviously this is an umpire’s judgment play

                As a judgment call, it sure seemed like Utley was intentionally interfering with Tejada more than he was trying to reach the base.

                TINSTAAFK
                • nevermoor Oct 12,2015 4:54 pm || Up

                  Interesting. Had no idea that was the rule.

                  Seems like a particularly bad rule in that runners are supposed to intentionally interfere with the fielder (just subtly) so it seems to be measuring the wrong thing.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Future Ed Oct 12,2015 5:24 pm || Up

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Oct 13,2015 12:06 pm || Up

      does anyone know if players are paid extra in the playoffs? Other than the bonuses from the league.

      I raise the question in regards to chase utley. if he is suspended for 2 games in the playoffs does that impact his take home pay? will it impact his take home pay if his team is eliminated tonight and he serves the suspension next year? Will the withholding of pay be based on his new rate or his current salary?

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      • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 13,2015 2:17 pm || Up

        The full contract amountss are paid out over the 162 game regular season only. Players get no salary for post-season games, only whatever indivisible contact incentives they might have, plus the league pooled bonus money. So Utley would lose nothing.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • nevermoor Oct 13,2015 3:25 pm || Up

          You mean they aren’t getting the minimum wage?!? CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT HERE I COME!

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • dmoas Oct 13,2015 6:35 pm || Up

          He may lose a piece of that bonus pool. Theoretically. But unlikely.

          • Jennifer Oct 13,2015 7:43 pm || Up

            I almost made a Daric Barton joke, then I remembered what year it was.

          • vignette17 Oct 14,2015 7:58 am || Up

            I think the players decide how they divide their portion of the pool the team gets, right? So if the Dodgers players wanted to they could give him less, but seems exceedingly unlikely.

  32. doctorK Oct 11,2015 8:19 pm

    Well done, Jays.

  33. nevermoor Oct 11,2015 10:11 pm

    There. XKCD fixed it.

    Frankenstein

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  34. elcroata Oct 12,2015 12:13 pm

    AJ Pierzynski is not the worst color guy in postseason. I’m not sure how I should feel about that

    Because survival is insufficient
  35. Future Ed Oct 12,2015 12:36 pm

    haha

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  36. elcroata Oct 12,2015 12:38 pm

    Also, Carlos Correa is pretty good at this whole baseball thing

    Because survival is insufficient
  37. ptbnl Oct 12,2015 12:57 pm

    Madson giving a pretty solid audition for Team Dynamite.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • elcroata Oct 12,2015 12:58 pm || Up

      I’d sign him, but I’m holding out for Gregerson

      Because survival is insufficient
      • ptbnl Oct 12,2015 1:04 pm || Up

        He did kinda tail off at the end there.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • elcroata Oct 12,2015 1:06 pm || Up

          Yeah, he couldn’t even bring the run from third in, with less than two outs.

          Because survival is insufficient
      • ptbnl Oct 12,2015 1:30 pm || Up

        Heeeeeeeere’s Lukie!

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • andeux Oct 12,2015 1:33 pm || Up

          Coming in with 2 on, 1 out, in the 8th inning of a close playoff game against the Royals. That will surely go well.

          TINSTAAFK
          • ptbnl Oct 12,2015 1:36 pm || Up

            Cunningly sets up the double-play.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • elcroata Oct 12,2015 1:40 pm || Up

              And does it again, now with two outs in the inning. Pure genius.

              Because survival is insufficient
          • ptbnl Oct 12,2015 1:37 pm || Up

            And BOOM goes the dynamite.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • elcroata Oct 12,2015 1:35 pm || Up

          So far, so good.

          Because survival is insufficient
    • elcroata Oct 12,2015 1:08 pm || Up

      Will Harris auditioning hard himself

      Because survival is insufficient
  38. doctorK Oct 12,2015 1:11 pm
  39. doctorK Oct 12,2015 1:20 pm

    Astros in full Team-Dynamite-mode.

  40. James V. Oct 12,2015 1:32 pm

    Nice A’s job by the Astros here.

  41. ptbnl Oct 12,2015 1:47 pm

    England may never lose (or draw) a game again, and Croatia’s docked point costs them the automatic 3rd place sport.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  42. elcroata Oct 12,2015 1:59 pm

    Boom again!

    Because survival is insufficient
  43. doctorK Oct 12,2015 2:00 pm

    There’s the Son of Gregor we all loathe so well.

  44. ptbnl Oct 12,2015 2:18 pm

    Nice to see the Jay’s offense waking up, though the reminders of winning the first two on the road and failing to close out are painful.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  45. Future Ed Oct 12,2015 2:57 pm

    using david price as a loogy is not sustainable

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  46. mikeA Oct 12,2015 3:39 pm

    Wtf are they doing with price? Pitching him in this game seems completely insane…

  47. mikeA Oct 12,2015 3:45 pm

    Maybe they just prefer Stroman?

    • Future Ed Oct 12,2015 3:49 pm || Up

      i suppose. but it really doesn’t speak well for the bluejays in a potential ds

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  48. Future Ed Oct 12,2015 4:33 pm

    it appears you can’t take the “A” out of addison

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  49. Future Ed Oct 12,2015 5:34 pm

    for those of you not on facebook, Milo just said “I’ve heard of a sacrafice FLY, but not a sacrifice BUNT.”

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    • ptbnl Oct 12,2015 6:22 pm || Up

      You’ve taught him well.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  50. Future Ed Oct 12,2015 6:10 pm

    ron darling is having a tough time with this series

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  51. Future Ed Oct 12,2015 7:01 pm

    haha, dodger already lose the chase utley wars, use pederson in a non crucial PH role, now if its late and close they will have to use the inferior utley

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  52. andeux Oct 12,2015 7:20 pm

    CESPEDES!

    TINSTAAFK
    • colin Oct 12,2015 7:25 pm || Up

      That was a bomb! I was about to get up and go do something else, but first I needed to watch his at-bat.

    • lenscrafters Oct 12,2015 9:41 pm || Up

      It’s cool to see Cespedes, Donaldson, and Russell do well in the spotlight. A combined 18.5 WAR this season…sigh

  53. Jennifer Oct 12,2015 8:09 pm

    000101111 1100001110 0110111011

  54. 5Aces Oct 12,2015 8:10 pm

    Even Dallas is trolling us/BB

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • MikeV Oct 13,2015 8:09 am || Up
      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • James V. Oct 13,2015 8:50 am || Up

        You know he knows that, right?

      • vignette17 Oct 13,2015 8:51 am || Up

        Eric Sogard had the same OPS+ as Stephen Vogt and better than Josh Reddick. Gosh, it’s fun when your team can hit.

        • andeux Oct 13,2015 10:21 am || Up

          Too bad only Cespedes and Crisp could hit in the playoffs.

          TINSTAAFK
  55. ptbnl Oct 12,2015 8:34 pm

    Bah! I wanted to see Bartolo batting with the bases loaded.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Oct 12,2015 8:36 pm || Up

      right? save the pen, terry, there is nobody out

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  56. Future Ed Oct 12,2015 9:16 pm

    “they’re going to have to check in new york on this one”

    um, where are you now?

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  57. ptbnl Oct 13,2015 9:27 am

    Please please please can SLackey get beaten like a gong today. Pretty please?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • ptbnl Oct 13,2015 4:12 pm || Up

      More like a triangle than a gong, but I’ll take it with thanks.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  58. ptbnl Oct 13,2015 12:22 pm

    Final round of the first phase Euro Qualifiers today, and the standings are all the funkier for the weird 3rd place situation; since all but one of the groups have 6 teams, the 3rd place rankings are determined by excluding results against the team that comes 6th in the 6-team groups. Turkey beat Kazakhstan home and away, but only drew with Latvia home and away. If Kazakhstan beat Latvia they move above them into 5th place, and Turkey only loses 2 of its 3rd-place ranking points rather than 6.

    Meanwhile the Dutch are about to fail to qualify for the first time since 1984.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Glorious Mundy Oct 13,2015 12:27 pm || Up

      The Dutch look really, really bad right now.

      EDIT: But a man up! They need to score three times and hope Turkey doesn’t eke out a win over Iceland (I think) in order to get third place on goal difference.

      @PTBNL: would the Dutch also need help elsewhere (including in the Kazakh/Latvia game) to be one of the third place playoff teams, or would 16 points get them there as long as they top the Turks?

      EDIT II: Turns out the tie-breaker isn’t goal difference but head-to-head, which Turkey has over the Netherlands. So the Dutch need Iceland to score and win, in addition to coming back from 2-0 down themselves.

      • ptbnl Oct 13,2015 12:50 pm || Up

        If the Dutch overhaul Turkey then they’re into the 3rd place playoffs; whatever happens elsewhere they can’t be the top 3rd place team though.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Glorious Mundy Oct 13,2015 1:10 pm || Up

          I cannot believe how bad this Dutch team is. Holy smokes.

    • ptbnl Oct 13,2015 1:16 pm || Up

      Kazakhstan scores! Now a Turkish win secures the automatic spot and drops Hungary into the play-offs.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Glorious Mundy Oct 13,2015 1:21 pm || Up

        And with the Dutch getting smoked, Turkey doesn’t need to worry about securing a draw. They can push for a winning goal knowing they probably qualify make the playoff even with a loss.

      • ptbnl Oct 13,2015 1:24 pm || Up

        Now Italy equalize, Norway drop from 1st to 3rd, and Croatia are into the finals without a playoff!

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • ptbnl Oct 13,2015 1:28 pm || Up

      And Belgium will be the new world #1.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • nevermoor Oct 13,2015 3:37 pm || Up

      Only time in my life for one non-US sport. And that slot is occupied. Doubt France has the stuff to pull the upset, though I’d love to see it happen one of these years.

      Also, amazing that Matfield/Habana are still kicking around.

      That said, you’ve got to wish this guy all the success in the world for the picture/name combo.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • elcroata Oct 18,2015 11:01 am || Up

        Those were some amazing quarterfinals (I’ve only seen three, but that was more than enough)

        Because survival is insufficient
    • Soaker Oct 13,2015 7:43 pm || Up

      How does soccer get away with slapping a “Qualifier” label on every game? I mean, the World Cup was last year and they’re already playing “Qualifiers” for the next one? They need three years to figure out who qualifies?

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • ptbnl Oct 13,2015 8:44 pm || Up

        These are the qualifiers for the 2016 European championships.

        By interleaving the quadrennial Euro’s and World’s, every year is either qualifiers or the tournament.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Glorious Mundy Oct 13,2015 9:05 pm || Up

          But outside of Europe, World Cup qualifying really does take three years.

          • Soaker Oct 14,2015 8:03 am || Up

            That’s what I was getting at. I heard on ESPN “the United States plays a WC Qualifier next month and needs to get such and such straightened out before then”. Looking it up, the game turns out to be Nov. 13 in St. Louis vs. St. Vincent and the Grenadines. It’s as if the A’s were already ineligible for the 2018 World Series based on this year’s performance. The team that faces SV & the G can’t possibly be the same one that would potentially play in the 2018 World Cup.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • MikeV Oct 14,2015 9:18 am || Up

              No, it won’t be remotely the same team.

              It had BETTER NOT be remotely the same team.

              Quite simply there are a group of players who were kind of the ‘core’ of the team for the last World Cup cycle that should not be there in 2018. Dempsey, Beckerman, Jones, Beasley, Wondo (sad), and honestly probably Aldtidore would all be surprises if they’re on the 2018 WC team. They’ll just be too old. Even Michael Bradley is going to be 32 and if he’s still forced to be a box to box or attacking mid instead of a defensive holding mid, he might have trouble.

              A bigger problem might be a lack of players able to step up and be competitive on the international level in their place.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • Glorious Mundy Oct 14,2015 11:12 am || Up

                I’m pretty nervous going into qualification this time around. We just don’t have a cadre of prime-aged players to replace the guys who are creaking. There’s some really interesting young talent in the 17-22 age range, but I don’t think they can be relied on yet. And the rest of CONCACAF is looking better than usual right now. If we had Costa Rica’s group I’d be panicking.

                I think I’d feel better if we moved on from Klinsmann. It’s taken me a while to get there, as I thought he was doing an outstanding job right up until the moment he dropped Donovan, and the World Cup results were pretty good. But this team looks lost right now, he’s openly feuding with and/or disrespecting key players, his handpicked deputy seems to have screwed the pooch in Olympic qualifying, and the team is getting beaten, often comprehensively, by regional rivals. This situation feels toxic, and he is just glibly offering platitudes in response. Enough.

                • MikeV Oct 14,2015 11:24 am || Up

                  I still think dropping Donovan was fine. He’d said himself he wasn’t fit enough. I guess keeping him instead of Brad Davis’ ears or something as the last man on the roster would have been one thing, but what really killed them was not having an Altidore replacement on the 23.

                  The U23s can still qualify, they need to win a home/home against Colombia to do it since they beat Canada yesterday.

                  The feuding thing with players is definitely a concern, as is the apparent lack of tactics during games. He tends to say the right things WRT playing a certain way, being technical, possession based games, etc, but it doesn’t actually happen. Playing guys out of position, insane fitness requirements during camp and running guys into the ground, stuff like that has gotta stop.

                  I dunno who to replace him with, though. That’s why Bob Bradley was let go, Klinsmann was waiting to take over.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • Glorious Mundy Oct 14,2015 11:41 am || Up

                  With a special talent like Donovan, you take him even if he can’t be an every game starter. Like him or not, he’s our Zidane. You trust him to show up on his last big stage. You certainly don’t disrespect him the way Klinsi did, in my opinion. That was especially frustrating for me because I thought the way Klinsi brought him back into the fold after his Cambodian walkabout was brilliant. He had earned his spot back, and he was performing. Crazy decision to discard him a week ahead of the deadline for cuts, unless he refused to come off the bench and was leading a mutiny or something.

                  Not bringing an Altidore replacement was bad. I think the killer there was Eddie Johnson’s career falling off a cliff right before the tournament. He would have been the guy. Bad timing. I do wish he would have taken a guy like Boyd, though, instead of an injured Johansson. (Not that Boyd is a model of health, but he was fit then.)

                  I think there are probably a handful of guys in MLS who could do a good job, not to mention plenty of interesting foreign names who would join up for the right price. Fresh eyes on the player pool and a fresh voice for the players to listen to are needed right now.

                  I know we can still qualify for the Olympics, but beating Colombia is not a likely prospect. Beating Honduras was the route in, and they rolled us.

                • MikeV Oct 14,2015 2:08 pm || Up

                  Aside from maybe Bruce Arena redux, I dunno who from MLS would be able to coach the USMNT. Maybe Kreis?

                  Fuck it, keep Klinsmann as TD and write Pep a blank check.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

            • Glorious Mundy Oct 14,2015 11:01 am || Up

              That’s exactly right. The team that starts off the qualifying campaign for the US is often very different than the one that plays in the tournament. There are often guys who can contribute heavily in the early stages, but whose legs won’t hold up through the tournament itself.

              The time lag is driven by the fact that national teams don’t play that many games in a year. They get together maybe half a dozen times to play two games, before everyone goes back to their clubs. That means it takes a long time to eliminate all of the little Caribbean islands and Himalayan kingdoms. Or, in the case of South America’s Pac-10 basketballesque system, to play a full home-and-home round robin. There’s no choice but to spread it out over several years.

  59. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 13,2015 2:19 pm

    Go Cubs! It’s Hammel time!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  60. Glorious Mundy Oct 13,2015 3:00 pm

    I haven’t been able to bring myself to watch a single pitch of these playoffs. Oddly, the crappiness of the A’s has left me totally uninterested in, if not disgusted by, baseball not involving the A’s. Sounds like I’ve missed out on some drama.

    • Future Ed Oct 13,2015 3:55 pm || Up

      there are a lot of A’s.

      like moss single off cahill

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Oct 13,2015 3:57 pm || Up

        No way Cahill is involved in the playoffs. You’re lying to me. Stop lying.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 13,2015 4:57 pm || Up

          Not only that, but he just got the win in the Cubs NLDS clincher. Vultured, of course.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy Oct 13,2015 4:02 pm || Up

        Is there a guy on the Cubs who looks just like Jack Cust?

        • Future Ed Oct 13,2015 4:10 pm || Up

          plays defense like him too

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Glorious Mundy Oct 13,2015 4:22 pm || Up

            I saw a picture of him on espn.com and freaked out.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 13,2015 7:30 pm || Up

          There’s a guy on the Mets bench who looks just like Bob Geren.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  61. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 13,2015 3:46 pm

    Note to Cubs: Maybe don’t put any more ex-A’s on the mound today.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  62. ptbnl Oct 13,2015 5:04 pm

    All righty … Yankees and Cards out, I’m liking these playoffs.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 13,2015 6:27 pm || Up

      With only scrappy, Mom-and-Pop organizations remaining.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  63. doctorK Oct 13,2015 5:39 pm

    Well, at least one desired result was obtained – FK the Cards, those assholes who couldn’t close out the Gnats.

  64. Englishmajor Oct 13,2015 10:50 pm

    I learned today that there is an app that allows you to order songs in public jukeboxes with your phone – presumably intended for those times when you’re in a crowded bar and you just don’t want to fight your way across the room and dig around for quarters (or you’re too drunk to get off your barstool).

    Unless you’re a Cubs fan with extra money and you want to be an asshole to people in St Louis, who probably deserve it.

  65. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 14,2015 1:17 pm

    Let’s go Jays!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Oct 14,2015 1:29 pm || Up

      the stroman price decision is looking weirder and weirder

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • MikeV Oct 14,2015 2:08 pm || Up

        I really, REALLY hate when piss-poor decisions get rewarded.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • Future Ed Oct 14,2015 2:11 pm || Up

          you must have really enjoyed the 2010, 12, and 14 post season

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • MikeV Oct 14,2015 2:31 pm || Up

            None of those happened. IDK what you’re talking about.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

    • Soaker Oct 14,2015 2:57 pm || Up

      I don’t have much rooting interest in any of this and have watched very little of it. I would say, though, that I have a fairly strong sour grapes attitude about the notion of Josh Donaldson celebrating a postseason series win.

      The other one is, “The Cubs not playing in the World Series” is one of the very few lines above “Cal not playing in the Rose Bowl” and I’d prefer that it remain that way.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Oct 14,2015 3:04 pm || Up

        i don’t think the dodgers can win a 7 game series.

        i would love to see a mets/cubs match up

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • andeux Oct 14,2015 6:11 pm || Up

        a fairly strong sour grapes attitude about the notion of Josh Donaldson celebrating a postseason series win

        Oh good, it’s not just me.

        TINSTAAFK
        • doctorK Oct 14,2015 6:45 pm || Up

          Oh, you’re definitely not alone.

          • vignette17 Oct 15,2015 8:36 am || Up

            As sad as it is that it’s not with the A’s, I can’t root against JD. It’s not like it’s his fault he’s with Toronto. And he still loves Oakland.

            So, go Blue Jays.

            • andeux Oct 15,2015 9:29 am || Up

              But it was his fault he did fk-all in the playoffs while with the A’s.

              Plus, what ec said below about his personality.

              TINSTAAFK
              • vignette17 Oct 15,2015 4:07 pm || Up

                In 2012, he had that one double to get 2nd and 3rd 0 out off of Det’s closer. 2013 he sucked. 2014, he did well I think, but I ain’t looking it up.

      • Soaker Oct 20,2015 8:09 pm || Up

        It’s too early to celebrate just yet but Cal is looking fairly safe for at least one more year.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  66. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 14,2015 3:14 pm

    All tied up!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Oct 14,2015 3:24 pm || Up

      And if the way it was un-tied decides the series, LOL.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  67. Future Ed Oct 14,2015 3:23 pm

    how is this not interference?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • mikeA Oct 14,2015 3:28 pm || Up

      Seems to me it’s very obviously not interference. 100% the catcher’s fault.

      • Soaker Oct 14,2015 3:30 pm || Up

        It’s not “intentional” interference, that’s for sure. A quick scan of the rule book is not turning up anything definitive so far.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Oct 14,2015 3:30 pm || Up

        or obstruction whichever

        don’t you have to be out of the way of the fielder?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • mikeA Oct 14,2015 3:32 pm || Up

          No? If you throw the ball and hit someone in the back, it’s not anything. Choo was just standing there.

          • Future Ed Oct 14,2015 3:34 pm || Up

            right. that is a little more clear in my head

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • mikeA Oct 14,2015 3:29 pm || Up

      The sulk-off is probably a top 5 A’s memory for me.

  68. doctorK Oct 14,2015 3:26 pm

    Something to rival Reggie’s hip-check from the ’78 Series?

  69. Future Ed Oct 14,2015 3:29 pm

    this shouldn’t take tht long in NY. they should already know what the rule is

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  70. doctorK Oct 14,2015 3:36 pm

    Well, Choo struck out, but at least it took 18 minutes for Sanchez to get him.

  71. mikeA Oct 14,2015 3:40 pm

    Ok, this game is awesome.

    • Soaker Oct 14,2015 3:44 pm || Up

      Being ruined somewhat by a Rangers El-Choke-O.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  72. Future Ed Oct 14,2015 3:41 pm

    i don’t really care who wins. I like both teams

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  73. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 14,2015 3:44 pm

    Gameday has reported a bunch of errors and misplays in last few innings. Are collars getting tight out there?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • mikeA Oct 14,2015 3:47 pm || Up

      Andrus fielding error. Andrus dropped ball. Andrus dropped ball.

  74. batgirl Oct 14,2015 3:44 pm

    Omg Texas what are you doing?

  75. Future Ed Oct 14,2015 3:44 pm

    holy hell what is happening to the rangers defense??

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  76. James V. Oct 14,2015 3:49 pm

    This inning has been crazy.

  77. Future Ed Oct 14,2015 3:53 pm

    what the ?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • mikeA Oct 14,2015 3:55 pm || Up

      For those who didn’t see it: should have been easy popup, Revere went back to first, Odor horribly misplayed it, got the out at 2B.

  78. Future Ed Oct 14,2015 3:55 pm

    holy crap!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  79. doctorK Oct 14,2015 3:56 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    FK you, Texas

  80. batgirl Oct 14,2015 3:56 pm

    This game has everything!

  81. mikeA Oct 14,2015 3:57 pm

    I like bat flips on HRs, that one was great.

    • Future Ed Oct 14,2015 4:00 pm || Up

      i do too, but I like them more because people don’t like them. the korean ones don’t have the same feeling as ones here by total dickheads like bautista, or cool as shit guys like yoenis

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • mikeA Oct 14,2015 4:02 pm || Up

        Just too bad McCann isn’t the Rangers catcher.

  82. James V. Oct 14,2015 4:03 pm

    Baseball is so boring.

  83. Future Ed Oct 14,2015 4:06 pm

    joe madden just emailed the blue jays radio PXP guy Jerry Howeth who is from hayward i believe

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  84. Future Ed Oct 14,2015 4:08 pm

    navarro gets kicked out, is donaldson the catcher?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  85. doctorK Oct 14,2015 4:10 pm

    • nevermoor Oct 14,2015 4:17 pm || Up

      A+ bat flip.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • MikeV Oct 14,2015 4:25 pm || Up

      If Yasiel Puig did that, he’d be arrested.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • 5Aces Oct 15,2015 8:24 am || Up

        I bet the RCMP lets him off, but he isnt allowed back in the states.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  86. dmoas Oct 14,2015 4:43 pm

    Ugh. Still a couple more years before sky dome finally gets a grass field. Can’t come soon enough.

  87. doctorK Oct 14,2015 4:46 pm

    Funny: Andrus just handed the Blue Jays a trip to the ALCS
    Awesome: He’s under contract until 2022, with a 2023 option.

    • MikeV Oct 14,2015 6:33 pm || Up

      It’s worth looking at this in all its glory

      8 years/$120M (2015-22), plus 2023 vesting option
      signed extension with Texas 4/4/13
      $2M signing bonus.
      15:$15M, 16:$15M, 17:$15M, 18:$15M, 19:$15M, 20:$15M, 21:$14M, 22:$14M, 23:$15M club option
      2023 option guaranteed with 550 plate appearances in 2022 or 1,100 PAs in 2021-22 combined
      2023 option becomes player option with trade or waiver claim
      limited no-trade protection (may block deals to 10 clubs beginning in 2016)
      if traded, Andrus receives full no-trade protection with new club
      may opt out of contract after 2018 and 2019 seasons

      1.6 WAR this year, 1.1 WAR last year.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  88. Soaker Oct 14,2015 4:52 pm

    The satisfaction here is that, for a change, it was somebody else who did a brutally ugly crash and burn in the AL Division Series.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • James V. Oct 14,2015 5:01 pm || Up

      And Houston could complete the Texas Double Play shortly.

      • doctorK Oct 14,2015 5:59 pm || Up

        Although I would prefer Houston advance, then melt down in the next round.

        /stillFKingbitteraboutlastyearsoFKKC

  89. Thunderbutt Oct 14,2015 6:18 pm

    Watching Cain go first-to-home on a soft hit makes it look like it should happen more often.

    There is always a score.
  90. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 14,2015 7:07 pm

    KC’s making plays and Cueto’s making pitches. Not encouraging.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Oct 14,2015 7:33 pm || Up

      aj hinch is going to relive sitting on his hands for 4 straight singles for about 13 months

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  91. Soaker Oct 14,2015 8:00 pm

    Fox has the satisfaction of knowing that either New York, Chicago or L.A. is in the World Series, but we can be pleased with the thought that Toronto vs. Kansas City is costing them a shitload of money.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  92. Future Ed Oct 14,2015 8:25 pm

    i am rooting for the blue team

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  93. Glorious Mundy Oct 14,2015 9:42 pm

    Tye Waller fired, according to the Jane Lee. That should solve everything.

    • Future Ed Oct 14,2015 10:23 pm || Up

      they should have announced the franchise crushing trade today, not this.

      is there nothing A’s pr does right?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  94. Thunderbutt Oct 14,2015 10:44 pm

    At least Teas lost.

    There is always a score.
  95. Englishmajor Oct 14,2015 11:43 pm

    I’m so annoyed that I missed all of both of Wednesday’s game because of my stupid old job. I really need to get a grant that will allow me to watch baseball and read novels all day.

    • batgirl Oct 15,2015 9:54 am || Up

      What you need to do is throw your back out. Because since I did, watching baseball and reading a novel is mostly what I’ve been doing.

      Which, BTW, the novel I had on hand was “Mycroft Holmes” by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. I’ve never read a Sherlock Holmes book, but I was curious about his contribution to the genre, and it was really good!

  96. elcroata Oct 15,2015 4:23 am

    I was rooting for the Jays until last night (well, this morning, because I don’t watch games live), but I find it increasingly hard to stick with it.

    Unlike with Texas, whatwith Andrus, Beltre and even Fielder, I don’t really like any of their players. They seem like a bunch of dicks, Donaldson included. Of course, I rooted for him when he was an A, and I think he’s a great ballplayer, but his on-field personality does nothing for me. The only player I find likable is E5 and that tells you something.

    And then, there’s the whole thing with beer cans and bottles last night. Forget the fact that the call was 100% correct, you just don’t do that. I know it could have happened at any other stadium, but it happened there. I know the majority of the fans didn’t do that, but the ones who did, did. And I haven’t seen any footage of anyone beating the shit out of their neighbor for throwing shit.

    Because survival is insufficient
    • Future Ed Oct 15,2015 6:55 am || Up

      price and stroman.

      i come from a culture of throwing shit for mild amusement. I don’t get super offended at that. i was confused by the call at first, the umpires did themselves no favors by sending odor back.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 15,2015 7:57 am || Up

        Amusing:

        If the home plate ump gets it right from the start and doesn’t give the dead ball sign, there’s no ensuing furor.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • elcroata Oct 15,2015 8:53 am || Up

          Sure, he fucked up. I just don’t see a viable scenario in which throwing a beer can is justifiable.

          Because survival is insufficient
          • Future Ed Oct 15,2015 11:31 am || Up

            you have never seen the fastbacks

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • MikeV Oct 15,2015 11:37 am || Up

              ???

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

            • colin Oct 15,2015 11:52 am || Up

              ” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen>

              • Future Ed Oct 15,2015 3:49 pm || Up

                can’t find any video evidence, but in the 90s every fastbacks show was a hail of plastic beer (empty) cups flug at kurt bloch.

                no one ever said anytihng about it. it just happened. without complaint or explaination.

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Future Ed Oct 15,2015 11:30 am || Up

          heh.

          I was thinking punk rock shows more than rock throws.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • MikeV Oct 15,2015 8:32 am || Up

        THE sausage king of chicago?

        Wait, that’s Froman huh.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

      • elcroata Oct 15,2015 8:51 am || Up

        I come from a culture of having to clean the long-jump pit on every Monday morning so I don’t cut my self on the rests of bottles the idiots threw during during weekend soccer match. We would have been great friends back then.

        There’s throwing stuff and there’s throwing almost full beer cans from upper deck. You can literally kill someone with that. Perhaps that’s what you want to do anyway, because anything below grave bodily harm seems like a light return for $15 that can probably cost to purchase.

        Because survival is insufficient
        • Future Ed Oct 15,2015 11:33 am || Up

          right, the throwing i remember was not glass or cans at people where it could injure badly.

          it was good natured fun at punk rock shows or with friends.

          i don’t condone the actions, just want to say it doesn’t offend me as much as other actions.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Oct 15,2015 12:19 pm || Up

      Canadians. What are you gonna do?

  97. MikeV Oct 15,2015 8:54 am

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Future Ed Oct 15,2015 11:34 am || Up

      cespedes’ was still better.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Oct 15,2015 1:19 pm || Up

        Everything La Potencia does is better. Now I’m thinking I need a similar shirt with the underhand toss back to the infield.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Future Ed Oct 15,2015 4:22 pm || Up

          as always the answer is:

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Glorious Mundy Oct 15,2015 4:26 pm || Up

            Did that bat ever land?

            • Future Ed Oct 15,2015 7:28 pm || Up

              is the bat boy running to it?

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • Glorious Mundy Oct 15,2015 7:30 pm || Up

                I like how the fans kind of look like they’re watching the bat.

        • andeux Oct 15,2015 4:38 pm || Up

          TINSTAAFK
    • elcroata Oct 15,2015 2:33 pm || Up

      He would be a bench bat flipper in Korean league

      Because survival is insufficient
  98. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 15,2015 5:47 pm

    I’m avidly rooting for the Dodgers, for some reason. Nice grab by Ethier. Ron Darling is a moron, fancy sheepskin notwithstanding.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • 5Aces Oct 15,2015 6:07 pm || Up

      On this date my Dodger feelings are…complicated.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 15,2015 6:37 pm || Up

        Too soon?

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Oct 15,2015 8:23 pm || Up

      Nice use of that A’s postseason karma! Well, give Farhan another $50 million to work with and maybe they can get to the NLCS next year.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Thunderbutt Oct 15,2015 10:15 pm || Up

      I generally prefer to see the bigger budget teams fail.

      There is always a score.
      • Jennifer Oct 17,2015 10:16 am || Up

        What would piss off Fox? I’m rooting for that team.

  99. ptbnl Oct 15,2015 8:12 pm

    No pinch-hitter for Familia?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  100. lenscrafters Oct 15,2015 8:20 pm

    Not sure I get the Dodgers thinking here. They PH for the kid who drew 90 something walks this year and throw up the shell of Utley and the shitty hitting catcher?

    • MikeV Oct 15,2015 8:22 pm || Up

      Mattingly is not a good manager.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • Future Ed Oct 15,2015 8:39 pm || Up

        this is the correct answer.

        PEDERSON HIT 200!!!!!! UTLEY IS 1-1 IN THE SERIES!!!!!

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • andeux Oct 15,2015 8:58 pm || Up

        That sentence may soon also be true with the word “good” removed.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Future Ed Oct 15,2015 9:16 pm || Up

          the written portion of the exam will be short answers with every choice mattingy made

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • MikeV Oct 22,2015 1:26 pm || Up
          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • elcroata Oct 23,2015 1:59 am || Up

            Gabe Kapler supposedly in the mix

            Because survival is insufficient
            • MikeV Oct 23,2015 8:30 am || Up

              I don’t know a thing about his managing skills, but I really like some of his writing and he’s apparently a pretty smart dude.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

  101. doctorK Oct 15,2015 8:44 pm

    I still got three outta four desired results, and that ain’t bad.

    • Future Ed Oct 15,2015 8:50 pm || Up

      for me, I’d say 2 of 3. I realy didn’t care who won the tx/tor series. I did lean bue jays though

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • nevermoor Oct 15,2015 9:29 pm || Up

      Me too. Guaranteed a team I don’t hate in the WS for the first time in a LONG time.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  102. doctorK Oct 15,2015 10:10 pm

    Holy shit – catch of the decade was just made in the ‘Furd-UCLA game.

    • Soaker Oct 15,2015 10:36 pm || Up

      I hoped for a Furd loss tonight, but if this same hideous UCLA team shows up against Cal next week I’m OK with it.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • batgirl Oct 16,2015 6:00 am || Up

      Yeah, that was AMAZING!! And there just may be another McCaffrey I like as much as Eddie.

    • MikeV Oct 16,2015 7:52 am || Up

      Touchdown Seahawks

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  103. elcroata Oct 20,2015 2:04 am

    Wow. You score 11 runs, never start a defensive inning with less than 5 runs up after the third and yet you burn your closer and your two top setup men. Well done Gibbons

    Because survival is insufficient
    • Future Ed Oct 20,2015 6:44 am || Up

      the blue jays need to score 11 to win everyday. I don’t trust their pen

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  104. doctorK Oct 20,2015 8:03 am

    … and another one’s gone and another one’s gone and another one bites the dust …

  105. andeux Oct 20,2015 4:39 pm

    Cliff Pennington pitching

    TINSTAAFK
  106. Future Ed Oct 20,2015 6:55 pm

    jon sciambi just commented that Cespedes was “not scurred”

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  107. Future Ed Oct 20,2015 6:57 pm

    poor trevor

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  108. Future Ed Oct 20,2015 6:58 pm

    oh, wait, they are taking the run back?

    what’s the rule? its not an automatic double, its a ground rule double

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • doctorK Oct 20,2015 7:36 pm || Up

      I thinks it’s a ground-rule double – runners on base advance two bases only.

    • Soaker Oct 20,2015 8:12 pm || Up

      You’d think there might be some room for umpire’s discretion on that, but da rules is da rules.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  109. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 20,2015 10:10 pm

    The imminent Royals-Mets World Series is the perfect crappy conclusion to this horrible season.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • colin Oct 21,2015 5:21 am || Up

      FK the Royals

      • Future Ed Oct 21,2015 6:00 am || Up

        yes. and fk the blue jays for having such shitty pitching

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • MikeV Oct 21,2015 8:24 am || Up

          but they got Cy Young Winner RA Dickey.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • Glorious Mundy Oct 21,2015 10:44 am || Up

            I know I’ve been watching too many West Wing reruns because whenever I see Dickey now I think he should be sneaking out of the Briefing Room to flirt with CJ.

  110. Glorious Mundy Oct 21,2015 2:44 pm

    Every ad on Fox is either MMA meatheads kicking each other in the face or a woman tossing a football while she talks about erections.

  111. doctorK Oct 21,2015 2:59 pm

    Lawyer ball

  112. Glorious Mundy Oct 21,2015 3:05 pm

    Eat it, Herrera. You jackass.

  113. doctorK Oct 21,2015 3:15 pm

    Is Gibbons just an idiot? Why does he have Price warming up for a relief appearance with his team up 5 runs with 8 outs to go?

  114. Glorious Mundy Oct 21,2015 3:16 pm

    I’m not sure it’s possible to add less value than Harold Reynolds does.

  115. aardvark Oct 21,2015 3:49 pm

    I’m just here to say hi and that I miss you all. Postseason baseball without the A’s is just a sad reminder of the end of the season.

  116. andeux Oct 21,2015 5:23 pm

    There’s the Jason Hammel we know.

    TINSTAAFK
    • doctorK Oct 21,2015 5:36 pm || Up

      Kinda hard to believe the Cubs wanted him back after unloading him on the A’s last year.

  117. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 21,2015 6:02 pm

    What a gut punch this is must be for Cubs fans. Hope sucks.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Oct 21,2015 7:55 pm || Up

      they should be pleased.

      they have a mnster ine up for next year, and he next and the next

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • andeux Oct 21,2015 8:00 pm || Up

        Bryant, Rizzo, Schwarber, Russell, Arrieta is an amazing young core.
        But OTOH losing always sucks and wait until next year gets old.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Future Ed Oct 21,2015 8:46 pm || Up

          between lester and zimmerman/grienke/price, their pitching wil be ok too.

          plus, they have enough ammo for a fuckin a trade

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Oct 22,2015 8:42 am || Up

        In 2003 they should have been pleased because they were even closer and had probably the 2 best young starters in the game. You cant really be pleased until you win the last game.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • nevermoor Oct 21,2015 9:12 pm || Up

      And whoever put $10 on the 2015 Cubs after watching BttF

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  118. lenscrafters Oct 21,2015 8:52 pm

    Congrats to Cespy and Bartolo.

    And Bob Geren I guess.

  119. doctorK Oct 22,2015 1:35 pm
  120. 5Aces Oct 23,2015 10:13 am
    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Glorious Mundy Oct 23,2015 10:16 am || Up

      “There was naught but disappointment for Cubs twirler Jason Hammel.”

      • James V. Oct 25,2015 8:07 am || Up

        Sounds like something that will later end up on his tombstone.

    • Soaker Oct 23,2015 2:02 pm || Up

      Years ago I had a book titled something like “The New York Times Book of Baseball History”. It was basically a scrapbook of Times articles covering many of baseball’s biggest stories from the early days up to about the early 1970s: Merkle’s Boner, the Sultan of Swat, the Splendid Splinter, the Mackmen of Philadelphia, etc., mostly written in that style. I think I found it on the sale table at a Crown Books or B. Dalton, one of those. It must have succumbed to a storage space purging at some point, which is unfortunate.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • 5Aces Oct 23,2015 6:42 pm || Up

        One of my favorite books growing up was The Unforgettable Season which is a clip book of the 1908 NL season.

        Obviously the stuff around Merkle is great, but I seem to remember these endless posts of spring training that were full of the flowery language.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty

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