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Games 44-47: We’re unarmed. Don’t shoot! 146

I think we can get through four days without anyone in the A’s traveling party trying to assert his Second Amendment rights. The room service employees at the hotel in Toronto can breathe easy and go about their duties. The schedule, including the network roulette: Thursday at 4 p.m.: Triggs vs. Aaron Sanchez, MLB Network ...

Mass. Killings 139

Currently 0-0 in the first of three at Fenway. Manaea – Porcello Mengden – (Eduardo) Rodriguez Graveman* – Sale *Per Slusser, there’s a chance this could be Cahill.

Look how we massacred their boy 125

Hey, whaddya gonna do, nice Vanderbilt boy, eh? Didn’t want to get mixed up in the Family business, huh? Now you wanna gun down a general manager. Why? Because he traded ya in the face a little bit? Hah? What do you think this is Oakland, where you shoot ’em a mile away from the ...

Where 500 stares the A’s in the eye. 122

Astros in town. I promised soaker I’d make it today, but I was in Berkeley yesterday, so I am home. The new and unimproved Keuchel v Anderson today McCullers v Manaea Tuesday Cole v Mengden for the afternoon Wednesday

May 4-5-6: Birds Sharks and Ponies 153

It all started when I Enticed the Lone Sailor to join me for an A’s game against the Orioles. It was a tough sell, he was more of a movie buff, one of those snobs who goes on about the last Noble Indy film he saw. But I had Instilled Regard in him for the ...

Back in Seattle Again 118

Old friend Ryon Healy is present and accounted for this time. The balaclava is back. So is Brett Anderson, or he will be tomorrow. The A’s lead on a Lowrie solo shot off of the the king.

Sean Vander Meerkat, Daniel Arabesque, Trevor K-Hole, and others 119

Roof is open in Houston. 9 relievers, no waiting! "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."

Tex Wrecks 201

A’s already up 2-0 on the Rangers in front of a disgracefully small crowd in Oakland Arlington.

Ugh, the Red Sox. Please pound them. 126

The 16-2 start figures to bring a few thousand extra refugees from Massachusetts out to the Coliseum for each game this weekend. The Sox throw the Chair Puncher, the Uniform Slasher and the Eck Berater against the Green and Gold. Tonight at 7:05: Graveman vs. Drew Pomeranz Saturday at 6:05: Manaea vs. Chris Sale Sunday ...

Free: Bum, just another word for ballgames left to lose 279

The Oakland Athletics play some baseball games with the Chicago White Sox.