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Sal’s back! DLD 070109 62

Jul

1

2009

Do we have any interest in SS Escobar from the Braves? All teams are the same, I: The [AL team] execs are smart people. But the more they do to this offense, the worse this offense gets. The more they hope for things to work out, the less likely it seems that things DO work ...

Why Not 35

Jun

30

2009

I decided to list the A’s young players and prospects in order of age. If I know you, and I think I do, I know that you can’t get enough lists. First, an introductory bonus list of tastiest greens: 1. beet greens 2. kale Now then: Kilby: 2/83 Marshall: 2/83 Patterson: 4/83 Everidge: 4/83 Braden: ...

Squarely on the backs of libertines: DLD 063009 50

Jun

30

2009

If the A’s were playing better, I could see Beane targeting this guy. Heck, even as-is, he’d be a good buy-low/sell-high-next-year acq. Chad Gaudin is still talented. Well, yeah, but … (avoids reconsidering Harden trade yet again) This is exactly what I want to see Beane/Forst saying to other teams/the media right now: The Cardinals ...

Game Thoughts 15

Jun

29

2009

1. Anderson was throwing mostly 96-97 in the first inning. 2. Kennedy is wearing stirrups. I think that means Outman died on the surgery table. 3. The Tigers unis are pure class. I’m rooting for them in the AL.

They’re not booing, they’re saying boo-eane! boo-eane! … DLD 6-29 50

Jun

29

2009

I haven’t looked at box scores all weekend so I don’t even know who the A’s have been playing, but I have read a little about their own beloved radio announcer turning on them. So the question is–will Korach be called into the boss’ office for a little chat after his recent outburst, which I ...

I’ll sell you Crosby and Hannahan for $2 each. For $3 you can have ’em both. 3

Jun

28

2009

I’m sitting in my driveway, listening to the pre-game and reading the Chron Sunday Green sportspage as I fill the proprieter role for my little slice of the annual neighborhood garage sale. I have successfully gotten rid of an obstreporous 60 pound analog TV and a cubic yard or so of accumulated crappy kid toys ...

Outman——>Alabama to see Dr. James Andrews 5

Jun

26

2009

That is where Devine went….

Why The Fuck 4

Jun

26

2009

would you PH Nomar for Barton against a RHP with Hannahan on deck? And then have Crosby followed by Hannahan in the 9th… What the fuck… dude. Why is Buck in AAA? what is going on. I don’t care that much if they win at this point, but come on… Street hasn’t thrown that hard ...

JP is great: DLD 062609 37

Jun

26

2009

“JP is great”? Yeesh — if this snippet is legit, I cxan see why they put it in turnaround. More legit-news-source detail. I agree: JP is great! I have no basis on which to asses this Not that that’s ever stopped me before: This is a trend, people. When the [particular MLB team med/training staff] ...

F(il)K: Pulling Muscles on DL 11

Jun

25

2009

[Original lyrics here.] (Anyone else think Glenn Tillbrook from around the time of this video looks a lot like Michael Lewis?) Pulling Muscles on DL They do it down at Papago Park They’d do it on the Wii Fit Lazing about the bench all day-to-day, At night the Coli’s empty Squealing seagulls answer vendors’ cries ...