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Oh, heaven forfend we do *that*! DLD 072809 124

So much ridiculousness on all sides here, but this from Beane was what gave me the greatest belly laugh: “More than anything, it can mislead your fan base.” Do we have any of these? A fourth outfielder, preferably a right-handed hitting one with above-average defensive skills, is also on [Boston]’s wish list. Neyer can still ...

Like trying to catch catfish barehanded: DLD 072709 65

Braden just gets better and better This is the only one in existence So long, and thanks for all the fish you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come

Gio la Testa 19

The first Walrus-Era game thread 15

Anderson mowing ’em down through 2. A’s up 1-0.

Fair and Balanced Friday 236

[Update] Holliday traded. Olney gives mk the middle finger. mk apologizes profusely. [Note on the update] I am referring to myself in the third person in honor of Rickey’s HOF induction. You have to hand it to the Yankees. Their savvy scouting and bountiful farm system really paid dividends last night. If Beane wasn’t so ...

The Trouble With Crosbles: DLD 072309 84

Jiminy Farkin’ Cricket. Just how many Crosbys are there? The A’s gave the Tigers a list of prospects that they would want to discuss for Holliday, but the talks failed to progress. The Tigers’ farm system is thin on impact position players, and they would need to make their best young prospects available to tempt ...

Belated Moon Post 56

Advertise on the moon: If shadows form a logo during a quarter moon, it will be a small price to pay for saving mankind. The moon skeptics hog all the press, but I prefer moon critics, best exemplified by this awesome song

The “Holy Crap, Dale Is Actually in the Lineup … Again!” Game Thread 43

Second verse, same as the first. I have a couple of F(il)Ks in the hopper and may try to finish one soon. What’s the preference: Queen, R.E.M., or Gang of Four? you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come

Dogs and … other animals … living together: DLD 072109 64

From this it’s a slippery, box-turtle-lined slope to … this: I dunno — looks like maybe he slid in foot-high and didn’t touch it before being tagged: Awesome you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come

Wooooo! 39

Comeback! 2 2Bs and 2 HRs for Holliday! Dale is awesome!