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What’s wrong with Monte Poole? DLD 071709 104

A: He’s an idiot. Neyer offers some gentle, not-dismissive-enough corrections.

Science Thursday! Immortal Monkeys 29

I have been critical in the past about experimentation on monkeys. Why? Because monkeys and apes are out to get us.  Evolution smiled on human beings and allowed to kick the crap out of other primates.  If given the chance for vengeance, don’t doubt for a minute that some other species of primate, or a ...

It’s our expert opinion that age will make failures more likely: DLD 071609 176

The respective careers of Giamsorry and Nomore (and the memorial service for the career of Chavvy is being held at the Church of the Holy Agitator in the background): you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come

Travelogue! (sort of) 117

Preface: 1. Congratulations, sal. 2. This post comes to you from a Super 8 Motel in Mount Pleasant, IA, where I am stranded until tomorrow night. Here is the view from my room – cornfields to the right, Walmart to the left: A dance is being done. I do not dance because I am not ...

In what possible Universe could anyone have thought that this was a good idea? 71

If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.

It’s Gallagher 100

Damn.

Anderson’s Slider Has Been Ridiculous the Past Few Games 21

A’s Trade Hannahan to Seattle for AA pitcher Justin Souza 13

Souza is unlikely to be worth anything [edit: I misread his stats. Could be worth something; his stats are pretty decent. Didn’t make Sickels’s preseason top 20 for Seattle.] I think it’s one of those deals (like Adam Kennedy) where they’re doing Hannahan a bit of a favor by letting him play in the majors. ...

Giambi death watch: game thread 071009 9

C’mon–if Giambi sucks enough to drop to seventh against a righty SP, he sucks enough to bench/waive/Ol’ Yeller.

I’m no fashion expert, but… 96

I'm no fashion expert, but...
Somebody get a wardrobe consultant to MLB.com, stat!