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A vile and vulgar man whose behavior brings shame to Central Florida on a near-daily basis: DLD 102709 56

Jason Giambi … tired act? Giambi wasn’t a huge fan of A’s manager Bob Geren and was a major influence in a clubhouse full of young players Grady Fuson needs a job Cross the Mets off the list of Bradley suitors. I’m still going to keep advocating trading Chavez for Milton until someone responds … ...

You can keep your god-damn baseball cards, College Boy: DLD 102609 86

This is very interesting, but it’s really, really incomplete. I’d like to see breakouts by team, and some controlling for other factors (opponent, weather, W/L, etc.). Oh, and I guess I’m old: I’d never even heard of Webkinz. I have to say, I really rather dislike John C. Reilly. I think he’s this generation’s Gene ...

Buster Olney Completely Redeems a Long, Mediocre Career in One Sentence 35

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KOTD: reuben with homemade pastrami 23

(Via Young Ezra.) Michael Ruhlman’s reuben with homemade pastrami you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come

SHOCK! DLD 102209 95

Shocking Barack “You would be shocked at the level of interest.” (I still say we ought to trade Chavez for him. And I’ll keep saying it until someone makes fun of it and/or takes it seriously.) No, really — fuck YOU, Arnold. Everyone was mocking this yesterday, but I think it’s pretty clearly explained by ...

Are you surrounding yourself with success? DLD 102109 25

Human beat writers will go extinct before human umpires do GET MOTIVATED! Hawt: At one point, the former first lady produced a bobblehead figure of herself and mounted it on the lectern The Force is strong with this one: “This is not the contract extension you’re looking for.” Byg Twyt on duke

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But wait!� There’s hope! First, read up on nuclear survival skills: From Page 109: People who for decades have used antibiotics to combat their infections have not produced normal quantities of antibodies, and have subnormal resistance to many infections. People who have not been dependent on antibiotics have these antibodies. In the aftermath of a ...

Flying squirrels and other widely available macroscopic objects: DLD 101609 97

Heyman’s reporting on the money/years for Lackey seems reasonable, but I just don’t actually see an argument for how TX affords him. Lackey will seek “A.J. Burnett money,” which means $82.5 million over five years. “He’ll get Burnett’s deal,” one competing GM said flat out. But unless the market is soft again, he could actually ...

Unmoored from reality: DLD 101509 59

mikeA’s excellent Conversation Starter. Start your payrollsterbating! Keep diggin’, Rick Euphemism I: letting the nuts teabag the race away Euphemism II: the back-loaded stimulus is the sneakiest mid-term tool Obama has in his belt Interesting Why isn’t God Shammgod on this list? Fire! (This was actually quite close to Monkeyball World HQ. Quite the commotion, ...

2010 Payroll 59

Chavez: 12.5 MM Ellis: 5.5 Cust: ~4.5 Hairston: ~2.5 Wuertz: ~2 Giambi: 1.25 That’s it for arb+. Total is ~28 25-5=20. 20*~.5=~10MM for the rest of the roster with no FAs. So 38MM as of now. Opening day payrolls: 2009: $ 62,310,000 2008: $ 47,967,126 2007: $ 79,366,940 2006: $ 62,242,079 2005: $ 55,425,762 So ...