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You may care about these. I don’t. RCDS 111109 59

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BOGUS This just gets worse and worse. They should just kill it. Ho-lee crap The who?!? Chair of National Security Studies at the Mershon Center at The Ohio State University?!? Farewell, Rally Pimpernel I’m running for mayor of Oakland — and so’s my wife! Elias rankings released I have to disagree re: CQ — while ...

Daily facial hair story 20091110 26

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Until last night, I was sporting a hideously overgrown beard, similar to the one I had when my first son was born. All the newborn-hospital-proudpapa pictures feature the lumberjack version of me. Wanting to avoid another set of pictures like that, and with mrs salb918 due to go into labor any day now, I decided ...

KOTD: Raggs the Clown, the Cabbage Bowl and a Shred-a-Head Contest 2

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10th annual Mahoning Valley Kraut Fest The Cabbage Bowl features bowling with a head of cabbage. A $50 prize goes to the winner of the Shred-a-Head Contest — the person who shreds the most cabbage in one minute. Join the Raggs Online Fun Club Today!! you better hope to God you don't show up in ...

Rhetorical culs-de-sac: RCDS 110909 88

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Sorry, Sal, but we’re ditching the DLD nomenclature in favor of RCDS (note the AWESOME correct pluralization). Please observe the two sorting operators as well. BOGUS W. T. F.??? There’s more than just chem peel and bad lighting going on there — he’s been under the knife. Every (Small-Revenue) Team Is the Same, Chapter XXVII ...

KOTD: Hungarian Sauerkraut Soup 1

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So, I’m really craving this soup that I had with my Hungarian friends back when I lived in the ‘States. If I can find some egg noodles out here*, I’ll have to order some sausage from Tokyo and make this. The sour cream is what sets it apart. Also, if you want some Brussels Kraut, ...

Crossing an insupportable line into moral depravity: DLD 110609 58

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17.5%. Jesus. SEVENTEEN AND A HALF PERCENT!!! Can Ben Nelson really be this stupid, or is he just being “smart” by pandering? Than coal other cheaper is fuels On second thought, it’s a perfect hybrid of “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” and “Invasion Of The Body Snatchers.” I’m perfectly willing to blame cocaine. Mountains ...

KOTD: the sauerkraut smell that often visits the village in late summer 8

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Oh, my. What a tangled tale this is I do like the convenience of their resealable poly bag, though. you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come

Twins get JJ Hardy for … 56

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… a frickin’ spare outfielder? A “speedster who has been an offensive underachiever,” no less? Fuckin’-a — did Beane and Forst go on vacay to Hawaii with Newsom, or what?

Our progress in degeneracy appears to me to be pretty rapid: DLD 110509 71

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90%. Jesus. NINETY PERCENT!!! (Also: if half of all kids are on FS, but only 2/3 of those families eligible participate … Jesus.) First, they came for my Lincoln equivalencies … Kenny’s up to his tricks again “Congressman Joe Wilson, 118 dead.” Maybe xbx is happy after all — it appears as if we actually ...

KOTD: Kraut Mother 3

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The WaPo redeems itself with an excellent article on Baltimore kraut, with a decent sidebar that includes links and recipes. BONUS KOTD RECIPE: Kraut with HobNob biscuit and golliwog you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come