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All I want for Christmas is a ditch-witch and a cornhole Milton Bradley: bad tipper? Also rips Chicago waiters for “bad-mouthing” him. Needs moar FREE KRAUT! Neyer: as confused as we are you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come

No, not Chicks Dig the Longball. Everybody remembers that one. But I love this one: For something that’s only, what, seven years old, it’s so…dated. A fun-loving Mark McGwire? Lycos?

1. Since “fourmoreyearsofarnold” ain’t happening, how about a run at the Senate? (LA Times, via LA Observed) 2. This reminds me of my own townhouse complex, where each association meeting is kind of like the Jerry Springer Show, or like one of those health care town halls.  Next month there’s supposed to be a meeting ...

Christ, what an asymptote After Calcaterra smacked MLB.com for rank PR on their draft-reform article, they yanked the rest of the series Leaving money on the table Cust getting cheaper by the day So awesome: See more funny videos and Music Videos at Today’s Big Thing.

Rather than relying simply on human nature, let’s try some numbers: 0.232 for a 220-pound guy, according to this chart (and allowing for a reasonable time for consumption), I think we’re looking at 15 drinks, minimum (possibly a fair amount more since Freese probably is a habitual drinker, is a couple months into the offseason ...