Jjjsixsix is awesome. Jennifer is also awesome. This is: 1 — recommended bleachers attire when Giese is pitching, and/or 2 — the money you could be saving with Gieseco, after it got mugged by that fence-building yokel (w/ apologies to Frank Rizzo)
Your beer baby is weak! Matt Holliday, circa 1983? From yesterday’s Braves-Mets tilt. Sluggerrr sez Go RRRoyals!
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The New Ballpark Blog has some stuff (today’s and yesterday’s diaries) that’s news to me. Most things are news to me several days/weeks/millennia after they’ve happened, so I’m sure you already know that stuff. That’s the only A’s/baseball-related link I’m gonna put, because if I spend more than a few minutes typing, I’ll get DLDblocked ...
Suzuki C Cabrera SS Giambi 1B Terrence Long LF Cust-o-Fab DH Crosby 3B Henry Hill RF Petit 2B DFAvis CF
Good to see Dustin test-driving the court-ordered treatment program his brother will be undergoing.
Sweeney Cabrera Giambi Holliday Cust RF Suzuki DH Crosby 3B Petit 2B Powell C PoppyEdit:
News from SuSlu: MaEl’s livestock injury is “relatively severe” and he is expected to miss four to six weeks. The MRI on Eric Chavez showed blahblahblah. Same shit, different day. Lineup for the A’s: Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney Wolverine
Want my Advice? Stay away from West Side Bernie’s. It’s dank and dirty—even by sleazy Seattle cruise bar standards—and they want a goddamn Regal Ransom just to get in the door. But after last night…five run lead blown, walk off desolation…I needed someone. Mr. Hot Stuff or Don fuckin Mossi, didn’t matter. Anyone. I follow ...