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Boy, I dunno — Rich Guy’s private letter to Babs “Big” Boxer (originally provided without a clear trail of provenance by Zennie Abraham) sure strikes me as Bybee/Yoo-ish. Suresure, each individual fact vets out — but the way he concatenates them, collapses timeframes, and raises outmoded issues (unpredictable walkup crowds? I thought the A’s had ...

Cahill pitching, Sweeney moved down in the order. Cabrera Suzuki Giambi 1B Holliday Cust DH Sweeney CF Crosby 2B Buck RF Hannahan 3B

[Update]: Sigh. Manny suspended for PEDs. Commence firestorm. Today’s clash of AL West titans is set for 12:35, so I guess this can serve as a combination DLD, game thread, and postgame woe-fest orgy of jubilation. Expert analysis (the kind you just don’t get at those mainstream blogs): Brandon McCarthy gives up lots of home ...

Me go deathtraps Them got parades Death game sport The Port Damages A tampered ghost Aghast: dope term Aorta depth gems Pasta doth merge OT: Gathered maps Greased mathpot He petted orgasm Stomper date hag Argh! Poets mated! F**K losing. Fank it all.

Jjjsixsix is awesome. Jennifer is also awesome. This is: 1 — recommended bleachers attire when Giese is pitching, and/or 2 — the money you could be saving with Gieseco, after it got mugged by that fence-building yokel (w/ apologies to Frank Rizzo)

Your beer baby is weak! Matt Holliday, circa 1983? From yesterday’s Braves-Mets tilt. Sluggerrr sez Go RRRoyals!

Suzuki C Cabrera SS Giambi 1B Terrence Long LF Cust-o-Fab DH Crosby 3B Henry Hill RF Petit 2B DFAvis CF

Good to see Dustin test-driving the court-ordered treatment program his brother will be undergoing.