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Now, I’m aware that one may question the DogMa’s choice of subject (and S-O), but her talent is something at which I, as a card-carrying member of the Fine-Motor Challenged, can only marvel.� So I’m showing-off this recent evidence thereof. And like Michelangelo, she does contract-out her art for special occasions and occasional ceilings — ...

Condiment Bar 042008: cuteness overload 145

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBtFTF2ii7U&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1] And remember, I still have baby pictures to deploy as part of my armamentarium.

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Here is a cute otter, courtesy of the good folks at cuteotters.com: Because it is timely

if i was funny like jeff i’d post something funny but i’m not so you get this. title added for people who like to click things on the right. click click click. oh well at least we’re not about to be swept by the twins. 14

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Chavy is back. Still no Buck. Sweeney CF Cabrera SS Giambi DH Holliday LF Cust RF Chavez 3B Suzuki C Ellis 2B Powell 1B A’s face another lefty: Ricky Romero. When he gets a good lead he can close it on his own, so the A’s need to score early.

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Eh, fuck all you dicks CROSBY SUCKS!!!

A’s-Jays Giese Chavez Jeez Louise … aka game thread 041809 204

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=hcZCbvhq1CI&hl=en&fs=1] Blevins down, Giese up (yep, no lefty in the ‘pen) Nomar still hurtin’ … no news on Chavez, but Slusser expects one of ’em to be DL’ed (my guess, following 74mk: Chavvy DL’ed Monday … and Nomar DL’ed Friday [after playing once between now and then]) Aaaaaaaaaand — still no Buck in the ...

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Vlad’s tits hurt. Manager Mike Scioscia said an MRI Thursday revealed a strained pectoral muscle. The 34-year-old Guerrero was to fly to Los Angeles to see team orthopedist Dr. Lewis Yocum on Friday. Oh man, the dreaded Lewis Yocum.  You know what comes next:  Tommy John Jenna Jameson surgery. So I’m juvenile.  Sue me.  I’m ...

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< ! [CDATA[It's Friday, right around quitting time, spring is kinda sorta in the air ... I guess what I'm saying is that you all ought to be outside frolicking with friends and lusting after life experience rather than eating Fritos while huddled over your PC typing wry Alex Rios put downs on a blog ...

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