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Bad Kraut 19

Feb

25

2010

A while ago, mb joked about being interested in participating in a fantasy baseball league if it was aimed at fielding the worst team possible. Â So I checked on Yahoo! and we could have a league with the following categories: Hitting; ABs, GS, Singles, HBP, Sac Hits, CS, K, GIDP, E, Catchers’s Interference (!) Pitching: ...

I Want a New Grill 130

Feb

24

2010

1. SuSlu1: Jake Fox is out of options. AFAICT, the rules themselves aren’t really that complicated, but MLB doesn’t make the information about each player available to the public or (apparently) even to the players. 2. SuSlu2: Duchscherer is in the best shape of his life the last few days. 3. SuSlu3: Devine and DiNardo ...

Kuote of the Day 90

Feb

23

2010

Apparently being an Angels fan…requires taking leave of logical thinking.

iFSU … 129

Feb

23

2010

Premium snark: Tulips and crocuses. Robins. Meaningful college basketball games. All of these are classic harbingers of spring, but perhaps the surest sign that spring is here is the annual Eric Chavez comeback story. Hark! There it is! I really do not understand the Tigers crying poverty on Granderson, and then signing Damon I thought ...

No frills grill, 22 Feb 2010 78

Feb

22

2010

1. 2. Zuckerman –> Senate? (I actually know nothing about Mort Zuckerman). 3. 93-year-olds, dude. 4. Price controls for insurance companies? 5. Khalil Greene still crippled by social anxiety.

Pitchers and Catchers at the Weekend Grill 171

Feb

20

2010

They’re back, and Slusser’s with ’em, and she says that Duke’s back’s a little owie, Outman’s shoulder’s a little disabled, and Dallas’ nasal is a little endoscoped. And while you and I might say Muh-ZAH-ro, Vin says Muh-ZAIR-oh. Also Dallas went to Amsterdam and loved the Van Gogh museum, which is in fact awesome, and ...

Regarding the Pain of Swag 98

Feb

18

2010

Sontag aside, I’d like a couple things from you all. First, please let me know when you receive your package, and pay no attention to the accompanying unidentified white powder.Â There will be time for the police to identify that later. Second, please post pictures of how you apply said swag. I’m thinking of doing ...

Olympic etiquette – grills, grills, grills 021810 256

Feb

18

2010

Sashaying up to receive her silver medal, Julia Mancuso opted to swap her ski hat for a tiara but, in an interesting point of etiquette, then removed it for the playing of the Stars and Stripes So my question to FK … where does the anthem-induced removal of headwear start for you? If this is ...

Grilled FKing Pork 2.16/17.10 194

Feb

16

2010

Dates are soooo overrated anyhow.Â I cannot believe any of you lazy FKers posted a Grill.Â Y’all suck.Â So there.Â I working 14 hours and hafta come home to this? You gotta change your lazy ways, FK. Before I stop posting here. You got to change, FK And every post I make is dear. You ...

KOTD: tomato-based condiment sidebar 183

Feb

15

2010

across a wide range of ketchup pricing schemes it doesnâ€™t make much sense to invest time and energy in ketchup arbitrage