104 Tampa Bay v Oakland Let there be Gore ← FREE KRAUT!

104 Tampa Bay v Oakland Let there be Gore 474

Surprisingly, I knew he was alive. Most of these folks I am only aware of their aliveness after the news of their death.

Weeks, Smith, Reddick, Cespedes, Carter, Moss, Inge, Suzuki, Sogard. Everyone where they are expected.

474 thoughts on “104 Tampa Bay v Oakland Let there be Gore

  1. AV Aug 1,2012 9:16 am

    shouldn’t that be a : after death?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  2. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 1,2012 9:21 am

    I was never the biggest fan of Gore Vidal the author, but he was a great public debater, most famously in slapping down William F. Buckley.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Aug 1,2012 9:32 am || Up

      I really liked the empire series. Others took me longer. But he was a fun guy, which is why I liked him

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  3. WaddellCanseco Aug 1,2012 9:40 am

    Surprisingly, I knew he was alive. Most of these folks I am only aware of their aliveness after the news of their death.

    At first I thought this was about George Gore, but then I figured there’s no way he’s still alive. Then I thought of Al Gore, and figured I’d have heard if he died. So then I had no idea until I clicked the link.

    • Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 9:43 am || Up

      I thought it might have been Frank Gore.

      • WaddellCanseco Aug 1,2012 9:44 am || Up

        Did he invent Gore-Tex?

        • Englishmajor Aug 1,2012 10:01 am || Up

          It might have been Lesley Gore too, but it wasn’t.

          https://youtube.com/watch?v=XQmBXEZEYtg%3Frel%3D0” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen>

          • WaddellCanseco Aug 1,2012 10:46 am || Up

            Ooh, I forgot about her. An all-time great, to be sure.

          • AV Aug 1,2012 10:48 am || Up

            finally. music tipper can approve of.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  4. WaddellCanseco Aug 1,2012 9:41 am

    I like the idea of Carter in against a righty, but not the idea of Weeks leading off against anyone.

  5. Future Ed Aug 1,2012 9:45 am

    BTW, this is a fantastic quote from MR. Vidal:

    I am at heart a propagandist, a tremendous hater, a tiresome nag, complacently positive that there is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 1,2012 9:54 am || Up

      It’s like he’s trying to write in FK taglines.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • nevermoor Aug 1,2012 10:05 am || Up

      Buddy!

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  6. AV Aug 1,2012 10:15 am

    that badminton thing… i blame the organizers. they HAVE to know. it’s not like austria-w.germany 1982 didn’t happen.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • ptbnl Aug 1,2012 10:15 am || Up

      But it was embarrassing to watch.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • AV Aug 1,2012 10:22 am || Up

        probably just as embarrassing to play that way. but that’s kind of what i’m saying, they were put in that position where to be competitive means something pretty crappy for everyone.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • ptbnl Aug 1,2012 10:31 am || Up

          Certainly poorly planned by the organizers – that’s why final round games of group stages are synchronized.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • ptbnl Aug 1,2012 11:05 am || Up

          Apparently manipulating the draw in badminton is nothing new … in 2011 there were 99 all-Chinese world class matches and 20 of them ended in a walkover or retirement.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • AV Aug 1,2012 11:22 am || Up

            walkover or retirement.

            nancy sinatra ponders the same dilemma every day.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • dmoas Aug 1,2012 11:25 am || Up

            Yikes. I like pool play over an elimination tourney, but you have to set it up so that it’s a bigger advantage to have the most points and/or make it impossible to know how you’ll seed next.

            • colin Aug 1,2012 11:43 am || Up

              Isn’t it pretty obvious how to construct a bracket based on rankings from pool play so that the #1 seed won’t see the #2 seed until the finals, and so on? This is how pretty much every ultimate frisbee tournament works. On day 1, you play in pools; for day 2, they construct a bracket based on 1) record in pool play and 2) point differential in pool play. It doesn’t work perfectly, because some pools might be harder than others, but all teams are incentivized to play well on day 1.

              • dmoas Aug 1,2012 11:59 am || Up

                It’s not hard at all. I have no idea how they constructed it, but it’s clearly done idiotically.

      • andeux Aug 1,2012 11:15 am || Up

        Embarrassing/hilarious
        It’s like the scene from The Royal Tenenbaums.

        TINSTAAFK
        • nevermoor Aug 1,2012 12:31 pm || Up

          I don’t understand why both teams would benefit from losing? Why wouldn’t you want a higher seed?

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • 5Aces Aug 1,2012 12:35 pm || Up

            Could be a matchup thing. One of those where the higher seeded team got really lucky/has a fatal flaw they think they can exploit.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • WaddellCanseco Aug 1,2012 3:39 pm || Up

              Yes or if there’s an upset in the group you would face. The better team might end up 2nd in Group or something.

          • ptbnl Aug 1,2012 12:35 pm || Up

            IIRC, the full draw was set at the outset and the top seeds had come 2nd in the other group because of a surprise defeat there.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • nevermoor Aug 1,2012 12:48 pm || Up

              Ah. Got it.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • ptbnl Aug 1,2012 12:50 pm || Up

              Actually, looks like it was trying to juggle which half of the knock-out bracket they got into to avoid a particular Chinese pair in the semifinals.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • dmoas Aug 1,2012 1:15 pm || Up

                I’m guessing it was a desire to try to do a gold/silver medaling for China.

            • andeux Aug 1,2012 1:22 pm || Up

              Yeah. The comments at tango’s have the details.

              TINSTAAFK
  7. Thunderbutt Aug 1,2012 11:44 am
    There is always a score.
    • Englishmajor Aug 1,2012 12:05 pm || Up

      The “dark, dank” Coliseum? I could see describing some of the ladies’ rooms as dank (I have no knowledge of the gents, but I’m guessing they’re not better) but in general, those seem like strange adjectives for a largely outdoor space.

      • Englishmajor Aug 1,2012 12:08 pm || Up

        I suspect Billy is LOLing at being described as “progressive”, too.

    • the dogfather Aug 1,2012 12:09 pm || Up

      ‘Nobody’ could possibly disagree.

      The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 1,2012 12:14 pm || Up

        Apropos that Wavy’s real last name is Romney.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • lenscrafters Aug 1,2012 1:31 pm || Up

      Oh FK. Lyle Spencer is on our bandwagon.

  8. 5Aces Aug 1,2012 12:32 pm

    The AM station works in the house this time of day by my workstation!!

    I literally have to put my foot on top of the little portable radio, but it works!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  9. aardvark Aug 1,2012 12:32 pm

    BP just released Goldstein’s mid-season top 50. The only A’s prospect on it is Straily at #50.

    • 5Aces Aug 1,2012 12:36 pm || Up

      OUR PROSPECTZ R TOO GOOD TO GIVE…

      new day, nevermind, got to move on.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • dmoas Aug 1,2012 1:16 pm || Up

        Or: Our prospects R too SHITTY to WANT!

    • elcroata Aug 2,2012 4:52 am || Up

      Cool, I own three of the top four in my.. oh, wait, nobody cares…

      Because survival is insufficient
      • the dogfather Aug 2,2012 8:33 am || Up

        Nah, I don’t think Nobody will care unless you can wrap it into a hoary Marxist/Leninist theoretical construct that can be used to justify an absurd personal hunch.

        So, try that.

        The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
  10. nevermoor Aug 1,2012 12:48 pm
    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  11. nobody in particular Aug 1,2012 1:06 pm

    Nothing like waking up just as we leave them loaded *sigh*

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  12. Thunderbutt Aug 1,2012 1:11 pm

    I say we call this guy “Corny:.

    There is always a score.
  13. MikeV Aug 1,2012 1:14 pm
    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Thunderbutt Aug 1,2012 1:20 pm || Up

      The A’s still have the best ERA in the league by far, and manager Bob Melvin said that the Angels’ acquisition of Zack Greinke and Texas’ acquisition of Ryan Dempster doesn’t bother him in the least.

      There is always a score.
      • colin Aug 1,2012 1:45 pm || Up

        Arrgh… these type of quotes are so irritating because they so obviously miss the point. Oakland (even with Reddick, Cespedes, and Carter all killing balls) has a much worse offense than Texas or LAAAA. They don’t need to pitch better than the A’s, they just need to close the gap in pitching quality and Oakland’s (lack of) offense will do the rest.

        • nevermoor Aug 1,2012 2:22 pm || Up

          Sure, but what do you want Melvin to say?

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • colin Aug 1,2012 3:06 pm || Up

            This is true. It probably does bother him, but he also wants to keep his job.

        • dmoas Aug 1,2012 2:29 pm || Up

          Can he control what other teams do? Cause if he can, then it should worry him. If he can’t, I’d rather he focus on using the guys he has to win games for us instead of crying about the guys he doesn’t have and/or focused on other team’s ability win instead of our own.

    • lenscrafters Aug 1,2012 2:45 pm || Up

      I love Slusser but I think she got taken by her source on this one. The Rockies eventually traded Charlie Culberson, as much of a complete non prospect as anyone, for Scutaro. Given the humongous gulf between Straily and Culberson, it’s unlikely that the Rockies insisted on Straily in the deal to complete the trade or that he was the difference between the A’s getting him or the Giants getting him as the article implies.

      • nevermoor Aug 1,2012 2:46 pm || Up

        And all the article says is he was on their wish list. He’d be on mine too.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • andeux Aug 1,2012 2:50 pm || Up

          Can I have Dan Straily $5?

          TINSTAAFK
        • lenscrafters Aug 1,2012 2:51 pm || Up

          Yeah. I’m just annoyed at the disingenuous implication that the A’s needed to include Straily in any deal just to make move, even for someone as low cost as Scutaro. I’d rather the A’s not say anything than inspire the wave of post hoc rationalizations the beat writers have been pumping out for why the team stood pat.

          • dmoas Aug 1,2012 3:14 pm || Up

            Who says it was the A’s saying it?

            • lenscrafters Aug 1,2012 3:22 pm || Up

              Slusser made it clear that her information about Straily-Rockies was from a source, not her own speculation.

              • WaddellCanseco Aug 1,2012 3:33 pm || Up

                It makes her sound like a company shill. OMG I’m so happy we did nothing instead of trading Dan Straily for Marco Scutaro. Whew. Dodged a bullet there.

                • DFA Aug 2,2012 8:39 am || Up

                  she is one though. this is longstanding policy

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • dmoas Aug 1,2012 3:55 pm || Up

                Sure. But that’s doesn’t mean the source was the A’s.

                • lenscrafters Aug 1,2012 4:10 pm || Up

                  Slusser has multiple connections with the A’s and as an excellent reporter, has a track record of reporting something for certain only if it came from those connections.

                  But sure, clearly her source was most likely a slug monster from Venus.

                • dmoas Aug 1,2012 4:38 pm || Up

                  WTF dude. She does have other sources outside the A’s organization. It’s not entirely uncommon that she might pick up info from them. And some are even reliable. Why is that ANYTHING she reports MUST come from the A’s?

                • lenscrafters Aug 1,2012 5:18 pm || Up

                  My opinion is that we can usually form a plausible hypothesis given the information we do know. Since this deal concerns the A’s and Rockies, it’s likely that a credible source would have intimate knowledge of the deal and be affiliated with either the A’s or the Rockies. And obviously Slusser, known for her propensity to use credible sources, is also likely to have more credible sources from Oakland’s organization than the Rockies’s. So the most plausible explantion, to me at least, is that Susan used a credible Oakland source.

                  Your stance, judging from this and the 50 or so comments you left in that other thread lecturing others about stuff they can’t be sure about, seems to be that people can’t ever assume anything because we don’t know everything about anything. Which is just about the perfect stance to adopt for any occasion because it’s untestable and most importantly, unchallengeable. It’d be the perfect argument if it were an argument at all and not actually an argumentum ad ignorantiam fallacy.

                  So that’s basically what my little joke about the slug monster referred to. We don’t not know that a slug monster is Slusser’s real source.

                • WaddellCanseco Aug 1,2012 5:39 pm || Up

                  Wow. This is articulate as hell.

                • dmoas Aug 1,2012 6:35 pm || Up

                  I have no problem with speculation. It’s the confirmation bias, cocky sure as shitness that I see going. Read what she read again. All she said was that Straily was on their wish list. Fucking hell, dude. OF COURSE STRAILY is on EVERYONE’S WISH LIST w/r to the A’s. One thing we can be sure of is that Beane/Forst don’t talk about trades/etc. She even said as much before throwing out the source. We also don’t know how or what was asked. As good a reporter Slusser is, she could just as easily asked “Was Straily brought up?” to which she got a “Well, he was certainly on their wish list.” She needed *something* to fill her story and she likely went with what fit best/made the most sense and as reporters do, typed as such leading some to make a probable false conclusion. We know nothing about the actual negotiations nor the conversation between Slusser and her source. But if you want to believe what best fits your narrative, be my guest. It’s a throw away line (with no quote) that’s being taken as more.

                • Future Ed Aug 2,2012 1:01 pm || Up

                  so I am linking here for no reason than I hate grant.

                  He is of the WC persuasion.

                  The upside is unparalleled among available players. He’d probably blow past that contract. And yet, it was a sticking point for everyone but the Dodgers when it came to acquiring Ramirez. Odd.

                  I hope that quote is too long and sbnation sues.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
  14. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 1,2012 1:37 pm

    I would like 95.7THEGAME to arrange it so that when I have a half hour to spend during my lunch listening to the A’s, that Vince be barred from the radio booth. Because I’m eating here!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  15. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 1,2012 1:58 pm

    Man, Tampa sure has made a lot of outs on the bases this series. I think that makes 5 at least, maybe more.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  16. Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 1:58 pm

    This game must be fascinating.

    • Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 1,2012 2:06 pm || Up

      Home runs are interesting!

    • Glorious Mundy Aug 1,2012 2:06 pm || Up

      It just got a bit more Ingegrossing.

    • Englishmajor Aug 1,2012 2:07 pm || Up

      Or everyone’s work must be intervening. I had planned to go to this game, but I got assigned to a project that meant I couldn’t have arrived until — well, right about now. Of course, if I’d arrived during the rally, I’d be happy!

  17. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 1,2012 2:07 pm

    You can’t keep the Brandons down!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  18. Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 1,2012 2:08 pm

    I’m confused. That wasn’t a pop up.

  19. nobody in particular Aug 1,2012 2:11 pm

    We needed a SS upgrade so bad, I wanna cry.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 1,2012 2:12 pm || Up

      You obviously don’t understand chemistry.

      • nobody in particular Aug 1,2012 2:15 pm || Up

        I’ll be totally honest, the Lew Wolff appearance in the booth last night made me ill, physically sick.

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
        • Glorious Mundy Aug 1,2012 2:16 pm || Up

          I missed it, thank god.

          • nobody in particular Aug 1,2012 2:19 pm || Up

            It was not to be believed, just stunning that someone like that owns a franchise like this. I was so mad after that inning, it ruined my day.

            Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
            • WaddellCanseco Aug 1,2012 3:37 pm || Up

              If it helps, I doubt Fisher is very happy with his performance to date.

    • dmoas Aug 1,2012 2:30 pm || Up

      Wah Wah Wah. Yawn.

  20. 5Aces Aug 1,2012 2:30 pm

    i just turned the game on and we fall apart in the field. Turning it back of to go to a meeting…SOMEONE FIX THIS PLSTHX.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  21. nevermoor Aug 1,2012 2:42 pm

    Hooray for scout.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  22. nevermoor Aug 1,2012 2:46 pm

    “I want you to remember August 1, 2012 — the attack on our religious freedom. That is a date that will live in infamy, along with those other dates.”

    Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • WaddellCanseco Aug 1,2012 3:36 pm || Up

      Your comment is ironic, since Catholics believe that the individual you reference would not have approved of contraception.

    • beebo Aug 1,2012 3:54 pm || Up

      Damn you, GOP revisionists! How dare you tarnish the anniversary of MTV’s first broadcast!

      • andeux Aug 1,2012 4:19 pm || Up

        I prefer to think of it as Jerry’s 70th.

        TINSTAAFK
    • Kylianna Aug 2,2012 1:32 pm || Up

      Well. That article gives me a few names to add to my ‘list of people to punch in the face’.

      • MikeV Aug 2,2012 1:34 pm || Up

        Did you take me off of it??

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • Kylianna Aug 2,2012 1:46 pm || Up

          No, there’s still plenty of room on the list, don’t worry, you’re still right after Hemingway.

          • MikeV Aug 2,2012 1:47 pm || Up

            Ernest or Mariel?

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • Future Ed Aug 2,2012 1:53 pm || Up

              Why would the gallo brothers be on her list?

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • MikeV Aug 2,2012 1:56 pm || Up

                She doesn’t like crappy wine?

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

            • AV Aug 2,2012 3:40 pm || Up

              ??

              i thought margo was the topless one…

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  23. Future Ed Aug 1,2012 2:53 pm

    What jungle is eric sogard welcoming me to?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • aardvark Aug 1,2012 3:59 pm || Up

      The one with fun and games and everything you want.

      • Future Ed Aug 1,2012 5:13 pm || Up

        Elves live in forests, I thought.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Aug 1,2012 6:43 pm || Up

      indeed!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  24. ptbnl Aug 1,2012 2:57 pm

    Rally Pie!

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  25. whiteshoes40 Aug 1,2012 3:03 pm

    Rays announcers saying that the best music is played at the Coliseum. Harry Connick Jr., the Foreigners…

    I think it’s just a coincidence that they’re having this discussion after the 8th inning “Call Me Maybe” interlude.

    • Englishmajor Aug 1,2012 3:05 pm || Up

      It is good. That would be my dream job to take over.

      • nobody in particular Aug 1,2012 3:58 pm || Up

        Sorry, you’d have to fight me to the death for that job, N.

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
        • dmoas Aug 1,2012 4:02 pm || Up

          That’s nice, you apologize for making her hurt you? I kind of think she could take you, though I think you’d give it a very spirited shot. I’d video it though. You know, to make sure you’re remembered.

          • nobody in particular Aug 1,2012 4:06 pm || Up

            She does have a very snazzy Marantz recorder, so she definitely has the weaponry advantage. I, however, have 13TB of recorded music and literally millions of ideas to make the music in-game the best in the history of all sports, so it should be a battle.

            Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
            • dmoas Aug 1,2012 4:39 pm || Up

              Oh, I was thinking she’s just pound you to a pulp with her bare hands, but your way might be interesting too.

              • nobody in particular Aug 1,2012 5:51 pm || Up

                You make it sound like you’d like to see this happen. You already said you’d film it.

                Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
                • nobody in particular Aug 1,2012 6:42 pm || Up

                  Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
                • nobody in particular Aug 1,2012 6:44 pm || Up

                  better, uncensored version

                  Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
                • dmoas Aug 1,2012 6:47 pm || Up

                  Awww… cute! Looks photoshopped though.

                • Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 6:51 pm || Up

                  LOL! You are such an ass.

    • dmoas Aug 1,2012 3:16 pm || Up

      I’ve never heard the song and I’m quite grateful for that.

      • andeux Aug 1,2012 3:22 pm || Up

        Me neither/too.

        TINSTAAFK
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 1,2012 3:34 pm || Up

          Man, I can’t imagine how it’s possible to have completely avoided this odious, insipid little tune. It’s the song of the summer of 2012. Next thing you’ll be telling me that you’ve never heard Party Rock Anthem.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Glorious Mundy Aug 1,2012 3:37 pm || Up

            I’ve only heard “Call Me Maybe” in the background of A’s broadcasts. “Party Rock Anthem” I heard a million times during ESPN’s U.S. Open tennis coverage. I actually grew to like it.

            • beebo Aug 1,2012 3:58 pm || Up

              Oddly enough, the first time I heard it was when JamesV posted that silly video of the Harvard baseball team lip-syncing to it.

              • batgirl Aug 1,2012 4:06 pm || Up
                • ptbnl Aug 1,2012 4:20 pm || Up

                  Any Izzie news?

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • batgirl Aug 1,2012 4:46 pm || Up

                  She got adopted and returned :( I guess the guy who adopted her lost his job and so he couldn’t keep her.

                • WaddellCanseco Aug 1,2012 5:37 pm || Up

                  Aw. Too bad.

                • ptbnl Aug 2,2012 8:35 am || Up

                  Dang.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • JamesV Aug 1,2012 4:16 pm || Up

                Was it that song or some other one? I don’t remember.

          • dmoas Aug 1,2012 4:00 pm || Up

            Nope. Not knowingly so.

          • andeux Aug 1,2012 4:18 pm || Up

            Never even heard of that one.

            TINSTAAFK
            • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 1,2012 4:22 pm || Up

              LMFAO.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Future Ed Aug 1,2012 5:14 pm || Up

            I know I hear it at the games and I have seen the harvard thing, but it does not stick in my mind. Its gone now

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Aug 1,2012 6:44 pm || Up

      the foreigners? they must be talking about cespedes’ salsa walk-up…

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  26. ptbnl Aug 1,2012 3:23 pm

    Bomb threat at San Antonio airport …

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  27. whiteshoes40 Aug 1,2012 3:32 pm

    August is the worst.

  28. beebo Aug 1,2012 3:40 pm

    WORST MONTH EVER.

  29. aardvark Aug 1,2012 4:00 pm

    That game was bullshit.

  30. nobody in particular Aug 1,2012 4:08 pm


    I am using drugs to avoid the malevolent thoughts creeping into my head that this is the 2011 Pittsburgh Pirates.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  31. Future Ed Aug 1,2012 5:19 pm

    This team sucks.

    No, no. The baseball players are exactly what I expect, maybe better. The stadium is OK by me. the food? meh, not a food person.

    But fuck it all, is it too much to ask to have fucking t-shirts for children at the mother fucking game? You know they have XXL Inge shirts. they have a few adult cespedeses. The past 4 games I have gone to I have gone to multiple stores and asked for small shirts. I get shut down everytime. I was gonna break down and but a (still too big) small weeks shirt today, but alas, three games into a homestand none of the 5 shops I stopped by had even ONE. Fucking idiots, I am trying to spend money on your product that costs $1 to produce.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • beebo Aug 1,2012 5:27 pm || Up

      Not even online? That is odd.

      • Future Ed Aug 1,2012 5:32 pm || Up

        Its not obvious online.

        I just started looking right now (I quit because its not easy and will try at work tomorrow). I like buying the kids stuff at the game, it makes it special.

        Marketing sucks…I know, I know, nothing we didn’t know

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • dmoas Aug 1,2012 6:37 pm || Up

      Did they have hotdogs? Cause they once ran out, early in the home stand, early in the game.

      • Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 6:48 pm || Up

        That’s like… running out of beer at a NASCAR race.

        • gonealookin Aug 1,2012 6:57 pm || Up

          Or its corollary, running out of red Solo cups at a Toby Keith show.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • 5Aces Aug 2,2012 7:38 am || Up

            The family version-running out of fries at McDonalds.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • AV Aug 1,2012 7:15 pm || Up

      sorry i never caught up with you.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Future Ed Aug 1,2012 7:18 pm || Up

        you have kids shirts?

        PS, those FK season tickets were awesome. Row 6 instead of the usual 10-11.

        I hope we can do it again next year.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • AV Aug 1,2012 7:25 pm || Up

          you looked comfy.

          i just made you a custom kid’s T-shirt on the A’s online store with theo’s name and favorite number on the back, athletics on front, elephant on sleeve, A’s on other sleeve… only $40!!

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Future Ed Aug 1,2012 7:31 pm || Up

            what you missed today was Theo was wearing a Giambi shirt that I bought in 2009(?) at the half off sale at the end of the year (Giambis’ dad was a friend of my uncle in COvina) with tape over the name where I wrote “Reddick”

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • AV Aug 1,2012 7:35 pm || Up

              oh. so you already have a custom.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Future Ed Aug 1,2012 7:38 pm || Up

            it was cozy, no screaming kids. Did you catch:

            a) the dancing during the call me maybe?
            b) mass exodus afterwards?

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • dmoas Aug 1,2012 8:08 pm || Up

              Speaking of screaming kids. I have to ask, when (or hopefully just if) your kids starts screaming (actual screaming and/or just yelling out loud whatever) in the middle of a store, do you act like it’s no big deal and perfectly acceptable? I mean, I don’t expect a parent to yell at them or anything, but damn, frequently I see them chatty as if it’s nothing.

              On the flip side, this afternoon I saw this little girl on a bike while her mom walked the dog, little girl raced up to the curb/sidewalk. Stopped. Without being prompted, hopped off her bike. Waited. Mom reaches her and she, the girl, and the dog walk across the street together, the little walking the bike across on her own. It just struck me as really cool.

              • Future Ed Aug 1,2012 8:24 pm || Up

                Screaming in public is not OK. If they start, I take them away from the situation. If it means leaving a basket full of icecream in the store so be it.

                My kids rarely (I can only think of one instance where they walked off a curb without us. they can be running full tilt, riding scooting whatever 10 yards away and they will stop at the corner. I attribute it to being city kids, but it could be the parenting. who knows/

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • dmoas Aug 1,2012 8:33 pm || Up

                  I’d guess parenting myself. Seems like those who care to parent (with some exceptions both way) tend to have kids who actually act appropriately without losing what it is that makes them kids. I’ve never met your kids, but all I’ve heard are good things about them and I’d venture to say it has a lot to do with how they were raised.

                • Future Ed Aug 1,2012 8:37 pm || Up

                  for sure there are kids that don’t respond well to typical parenting stuff. it makes it hard. it isn’t necessarily the parents fault

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 1,2012 8:39 pm || Up

                  Also, ignoring the problem (as in screaming, not when junior runs into traffic) is an important parental strategy. Though not one that relieves you of having to be decent to bystanders.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • ptbnl Aug 1,2012 9:35 pm || Up

                  This so much.

                  Just because your primary duty is to look after your child doesn’t relieve you of any responsibility to the innocent bystanders.

                  Every flight with a young Lily we always carried ear plugs and fancy chocolates enough for the 3 neighboring rows, just in case.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • PDXAthleticsfan Aug 2,2012 9:01 am || Up

                  Sigh.

                  A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
                • Future Ed Aug 2,2012 11:44 am || Up

                  yup. Hang in there

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • PDXAthleticsfan Aug 2,2012 12:02 pm || Up

                  It’s actually gotten much better lately in general, at least in terms of how Spawn1 responds to and gets along with Mrs. PDX and me.

                  Unfortunately, in the last 48 hours, Mrs. PDX’s aunt stepped down as a babysitter for the remainder of the summer (really just the last week of August at this point), as she tried to use a “typical parenting style” (circa 1955) with Spawn1, after which he ended up leaving the house and either walking around the block (his story) or about seven blocks away (her story), until a nice passerby saw him and walked him home. Which is why your comment resonated.

                  We’re actually kind of happy that the aunt will not be a caregiver for the remainder of the summer, as it was not a good fit and we’ve already found a better solution for the one week that she was going to be with him. The saddest part is that it will effect both his and Mrs. PDX’s relationship with the aunt.

                  A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
                • Future Ed Aug 2,2012 12:17 pm || Up

                  bummer and yay.

                  My mom trys old school styles with my kids and it drives me up the wall. She lives 7 hours away so we usually can avoid it

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 8:45 pm || Up

                  Trying to hone your parenting skillz?

                • dmoas Aug 1,2012 8:49 pm || Up

                  Bitch, please. Like I’m going to have kids, I know where my ****’s been.

                • Kylianna Aug 2,2012 1:36 pm || Up

                  Let’s run away and have kitties together.

                • dmoas Aug 2,2012 2:04 pm || Up

                  Sure, why not.

                • Nurse Gertie Aug 2,2012 2:45 pm || Up

                  So that’s where your **** has been?

                • dmoas Aug 2,2012 3:19 pm || Up

                  As long as there’s pussy, I’m happy. And if there’s a woman around too, I’m thrilled.

                • AV Aug 2,2012 3:41 pm || Up

                  the great leader is dm’s dick??

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 2,2012 4:09 pm || Up

                  That…explains a lot.

                • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 2,2012 4:18 pm || Up

                  Seven holes-in-one in a single round!

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Nurse Gertie Aug 2,2012 4:39 pm || Up

                  This explains why we are fucked.

                • dmoas Aug 2,2012 4:52 pm || Up

                  If I’m “dm” then yes, yes it does.

                • AV Aug 2,2012 4:56 pm || Up

                  i certainly didn’t mean this guy:

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Future Ed Aug 1,2012 10:04 pm || Up

          BTW this was our angle

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • AV Aug 1,2012 10:25 pm || Up

            i’m in the shot!

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • dmoas Aug 1,2012 10:27 pm || Up

              Me too. Sort of. I mean, I’m like just to the left of that shot and about 30 – 40 miles back. But I’m there!

            • Future Ed Aug 2,2012 7:10 am || Up

              yes, but its hard to make out the commoners in “Value” deck

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • nevermoor Aug 2,2012 9:36 am || Up

                FKing privileged bastard!

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • AV Aug 2,2012 9:54 am || Up

                  we. are. the value deck percent. we. are. the value deck percent.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Future Ed Aug 2,2012 3:02 pm || Up

          so hour killed. no small player shirts on the internets. seem to start at medium

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 1,2012 7:54 pm || Up

      Oh my fucking god, this always infuriated me too. For year after year, when one or both of my kids were in the 3-7 y.o. age range, I would arrive at ballgames with a wallet full of cash planning on spending money, then walking away empty handed because the stupid franchise stocked literally nothing which would fit my kids. They stock infant stuff, and then nothing until ages 10-12 or so. I’d check every one of the stadium stores, every time. I did manage to snag actual cool Stomper dolls in 2003 or so, which they them stopped carrying also (which were first replaced by ghastly rally elephants with monkey-like elongated limbs, and then the current, grossly inferior hand puppets).

      It is fun to spend money on kids at games. Over maybe a seven year period, until my kids got almost big enough to fit what they sell as “Youth Small” sizes, I was probably prepared to cumulatively spend $300-500 on clothes and crap, and the team decided to make that impossible. Furthermore, the experience so embittered me that once my kids did start fitting what they have, I consciously chose not to buy it directly from the team, shopping at places like Sports Authority and Target instead of the Coliseum. Stupid stupid franchise. I cannot imagine that any other team is so ridiculously inept in this regard.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • ptbnl Aug 1,2012 9:36 pm || Up

      No Oakland Oaks jerseys on throwback day.

      Such incompetence/indifference.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • nevermoor Aug 2,2012 9:37 am || Up

        Yeah, but a sale on girl onesies got my dollars.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • JamesV Aug 2,2012 9:42 am || Up

        It’s interesting that, almost right away, the Philly A’s hat could be purchased online. No sign of the Oaks one.

  32. Glorious Mundy Aug 1,2012 6:00 pm

    I was just watching a rebroadcast on CSN of the Earthquakes game from the weekend, which featured a fawning mid-game interview of Lew Wolff by (I think) Kara from the A’s games. She asked him how wonderful it is that the team is doing so well (they are in first place out of 19 teams), and he answered by saying how happy he is that they are doing it without a “designated player.” For those who don’t know, each team in MLS is allowed to sign three DPs, and pay them higher — sometimes much, much higher — wages than what’s allowed for run-of-the-mill players under the salary cap. The Quakes don’t avail themselves of that opportunity.

    His statement may have been intended as a dig at the LA Galaxy, who have three rather famous DPs and are looking up at the Quakes, but it also seems to reveal something of the man’s pride in trying to win on the cheap.

  33. beebo Aug 1,2012 7:33 pm

    Our not-easy-to-live-with roommate just moved out and left for good this evening. While this means my rent for the month just shot up, I’m quite pleased with not having to deal with them anymore. Fortunately, we’re moving into a nicer (and considerably cheaper) place pretty soon, so hooray, progress!

    • AV Aug 1,2012 7:35 pm || Up

      also ending a drawn-out domestic debacle, i just found my toenail clippers!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • beebo Aug 1,2012 7:41 pm || Up

        Well done, my friend.

      • dmoas Aug 1,2012 8:10 pm || Up

        Considering how frequently I lose mine and how much time I’ve spent looking for them myself, I genuinely applaud your success.

        • Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 8:20 pm || Up

          You guys should just bite them off. That’s what I do.

          • dmoas Aug 1,2012 8:34 pm || Up

            That… tends not to work as well as I’d like. Weird edges, strip off the outer most layer, somehow cause unnecessary lasting pain. But then I keep my nails ultra short to avoid that very thing. I may have a problem… or two… or three… or lots.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 1,2012 8:39 pm || Up

            Toenails too?

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 8:43 pm || Up

              Bitch, please. I don’t bite my fingernails. I know where I’ve been.

              • dmoas Aug 1,2012 8:46 pm || Up

                So yes on the toenails. After all, they’ve been nicely tucked away in comfy shoes all day.

                • Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 8:51 pm || Up

                  Hell, at work too. When I get nervous, I slip off my shoes and just go at it. Like fking popcorn.

                • beebo Aug 1,2012 9:02 pm || Up

                  You must be very flexible, then.

                • MikeV Aug 1,2012 10:43 pm || Up

                  I’m intrigued.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

    • Future Ed Aug 1,2012 7:36 pm || Up

      yay! Progress!

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  34. Future Ed Aug 1,2012 7:44 pm

    Giants fans are giving Hunter Pence an extended standing ovation. THe announcers are saying it looks like the fans have heard of him. I disagree

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • dmoas Aug 1,2012 8:11 pm || Up

      I hope he pulls a Beltre err… um… what Mikev said.

      • MikeV Aug 1,2012 10:44 pm || Up

        I hope he pulls a Beltran.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

  35. aardvark Aug 1,2012 8:04 pm

    It’s a few years old but this is a great read.

    • dmoas Aug 1,2012 8:13 pm || Up

      tl;gslatp.hs.ctmeooi.

    • Englishmajor Aug 1,2012 8:14 pm || Up

      It gave me space cake flashback.

    • andeux Aug 1,2012 9:00 pm || Up

      Wow. Hard to imagine trying to keep it together in those circumstances.

      TINSTAAFK
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 1,2012 9:41 pm || Up

        Wow indeed. I can imagine trying to keep it together; I cannot imagine succeeding, not with the hallucinations he describes.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  36. Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 8:21 pm

    It just hit me. I work in the NICU next semester. At a REAL hospital. I am scared.

    But! I got my license in the mail today!

    • nevermoor Aug 1,2012 8:25 pm || Up

      Congrats

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • dmoas Aug 1,2012 8:36 pm || Up

      Woot Woot. I think my SIL did some time in one recently. But I get to hear the stories every now in then.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 1,2012 8:37 pm || Up

      That’s a whole lot of handle with care. Also ick…people don’t really have any idea how omnipresent Ick is in a nurse’s day. Of course, infants can only produce so much.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 8:44 pm || Up

        PICU and NICU. At a real children’s hospital. I’m scare to death, and it’s at least a month away.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 1,2012 8:50 pm || Up

          A comforting thought to Missouri parents, no doubt.

          You will of course do fantastically well and bring care and comfort to your patients and colleagues.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • dmoas Aug 1,2012 8:53 pm || Up

            And perhaps snack on a few rotten kids.

            • beebo Aug 1,2012 9:04 pm || Up

              Or her toenails?

              • Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 9:06 pm || Up

                Their toenails.

                • beebo Aug 1,2012 9:08 pm || Up

                  Just imagine, for a moment, what the headline in your local newspaper would look like if that actually happened.

          • Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 8:55 pm || Up

            comforting thought

            Which part?

            • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 1,2012 9:12 pm || Up

              Yes, that was the smartass first remark I chose to counter my sincere second one. Cause otherwise I’d have sounding too mushy, and not at all rough and dangerous in the sexy style I so carefully cultivate.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
              • Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 9:15 pm || Up

                If I don’t have at least 10mg of morphine an hour on board, I just don’t function.

                • ptbnl Aug 1,2012 9:40 pm || Up

                  So that’s what was going on last night.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 9:43 pm || Up

                  Uh-oh.

      • dmoas Aug 1,2012 8:48 pm || Up

        I know enough to know I don’t want any part of it.

  37. nevermoor Aug 1,2012 8:27 pm

    Guess who.

    I’ll be curious to see how all this gets reported. The TPC results are ironclad; there is no valid Romney counterargument except to say that he doesn’t really mean all that stuff about actually making up for lost revenue. My guess is that the stories will nonetheless be he said/she said, but maybe I’ll be favorably surprised.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • colin Aug 2,2012 5:44 am || Up

      Yeah, unfortunately it is a bit too technical to get explained in a five-second quip on a newscast. Because it’s pretty clear that either a) he doesn’t really plan to cut the top tax rates that much, b) he doesn’t actually want to reduce the deficit, c) he wants to raise taxes on middle class and lower, d) he wants to slash the crap out of Medicare/Medicaid, or e) incompetent. I’m sure that a) is not true. Both c) and d) are going to be pretty FKing tough politically, even for people this sneaky/slimy. So I have to go with a combination of b) and e).

      But the “ironclad” description seems pretty apt to me, so I really hope that this actually gets publicized.

      • ptbnl Aug 2,2012 8:33 am || Up

        Reducing the deficit only seems to be a Republican policy when in opposition … once in power there’s always just one more tax to cut and/or small country to invade.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • colin Aug 2,2012 8:37 am || Up

          Yep. But don’t discount incompetence! I’m sure there are quite a few policy staffers on that campaign who buy into revenue enhancing tax cuts.

        • nevermoor Aug 2,2012 9:40 am || Up

          Exactly. Nearly all of the largest ticket deficit spending items are GOP policies (Bush tax cuts, Part D, and Iraq, to name three).

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • andeux Aug 2,2012 10:09 am || Up

            The profile of Paul Ryan in the current New Yorker includes this nugget:

            Like many young conservatives, he is embarrassed by the Bush years. At the time, as a junior member with little clout, Ryan was a reliable Republican vote for policies that were key in causing enormous federal budget deficits: sweeping tax cuts, a costly prescription-drug entitlement for Medicare, two wars, the multibillion-dollar bank-bailout legislation known as TARP. In all, five trillion dollars was added to the national debt. In 2006 and 2008, many of Ryan’s older Republican colleagues were thrown out of office as a result of lobbying scandals and overspending. Ryan told me recently that, as a fiscal conservative, he was “miserable during the last majority” and is determined “to do everything I can to make sure I don’t feel that misery again.”

            Meanwhile, his own plan is quite explicit about tax cuts for the rich, but vague about the spending reductions that are supposed to balance them out. And of course, he just voted with the rest of his party to extend those deficit-exploding Bush tax cuts again.
            Politicians doing the opposite of what they say is nothing new, of course, but the brazenness here is especially impressive.

            TINSTAAFK
          • AV Aug 2,2012 10:18 am || Up

            i have dropped my half-baked supergeneralized theory here before, right? dem/rep are two sides of the same national economic-psychology coin. all elections do is measure how the national psyche is feeling between expend/expand and replenish/recover, where each period basically enables the other. save enough, and the swing vote feels like it’s OK to risk an expenditure. expand too much, and it feels like it’s time to draw in. it seems like they’re ideas competing for the rule of the country, but really they are ideas that cooperate toward, well, where we are now, just more of it.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • dmoas Aug 2,2012 10:23 am || Up

              It used to be that way, kind of. Not so much any more.

            • nevermoor Aug 2,2012 10:29 am || Up

              Except that’s an inaccurate description of the parties’ policies.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • AV Aug 2,2012 10:41 am || Up

                reminder: supergenralized!

                but that’s the reason i’m bringing in the psychological. the subject doesn’t consciously know what the subject is doing so the subject can’t articulate it, and what the subject does articulate is self-deception and projection.

                and don’t forget: half baked!

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • nevermoor Aug 2,2012 11:07 am || Up

                  Sure. I think it’s less that and more tribal. I think somewhere between 90 and 95% of the country’s voters are permanently locked in (at least on presidential candidates). The fact that some of them tell pollsters they are “undecided” doesn’t mean much.

                  I think our country’s only real hope is that either immigration / boomer die-off returns us to sanity or that someone somewhere in the GOP can isolate from the crazies. I think the latter is unrealistic at this point.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • AV Aug 2,2012 11:23 am || Up

                  ‘splain tribal. not sure i know what you mean.

                  and i’m with you about some people locked in. that’s why i’m saying the swing vote is the measure. definitely some stay in their extremes. but that’s the thing of what i’m saying, the back n’ forth “competition” is actually a self-sustaining cooperation. if the country acted (overgeneralized) republican always, it would expend itself out of existence or suffer a revolt. if the country acted (overgeneralized) democrat always, it wouldn’t be the world-influential superpower that it is (it might be a different one, but not the one that it is. i guess i threw my obvious bias into this one.).

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • nevermoor Aug 2,2012 11:28 am || Up

                  I mean that people live in areas that are pretty segregated by political opinion (on both sides), and want to have the lawn sign their neighbors have / watch the TV their friends watch (say, Fox) / etc.

                  So your political party affiliation (which, let’s face it, is the primary determination of your presidential vote) is something that isn’t really based upon who has the right view of climate change or whatever. It’s based upon your identity and which tribe you belong to.

                  I disagree with you that there is any kind of meaningful swing vote right now.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • AV Aug 2,2012 11:37 am || Up

                  hm, ok. i’d agree with that but i’m not sure what you’re saying and what i’m saying cancel each other out.

                  i’ll take your word on the current swing vote because i, frankly, got rage fatigued very early and haven’t kept up other than scandal-of-the-day watching. and wondering who the hell (probably a dead person, and i don’t mean when they were alive, i mean 3 or 4 days after) romney’s face reminds me of.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV Aug 3,2012 10:29 am || Up

                  arianna on scandal of the day watching. she’s got a great point. however, i’m noticing a lot of the liberal media hounds (and i’m not accusing the media overall of being liberal, i’m saying the hounds in the media who are liberal and oughta stay that way) are nuancing their arguments. jon stewart for example, calling out mayors who are talking smack about chicken fillet (fuck ’em, i know how to spell basic words out). this is NOT the time to do that. the conservative counterparts aren’t nuancing around. but the liberals, by being reasonable, are causing internal debate (which would be fine in a reasonable time and climate), while the conservatives are not letting up with the negligent argumentation. this is how schartzneggers get elected, with a highjacked discourse. when someone says A and the response is not-A, then A is the discourse. and if the not-A camp stars talking about provisions for when A might be okayish, that’s IT, done deal! i really wish they’d stop that. when someone says A, just say B. ignore A. if someone wants to debate whether climate change exists, do not engage. say instead, this is how we’re planning to stop climate change. make them have to engage your topic, for once. if they say we support some establishment because it supports some archaic viewpoint ambiguously stated in ancient texts, ignore it and say instead, we support compulsorty public education in reading comprehension and comparative mythologies, let’s talk about that. wisen up libs, frickin jugularate the media outlets with ridiculous knee-jerk accusatory crap that makes no sense and forces discourse. that’s the only way anymore. and that’s the end of my baseless morning rant.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • nevermoor Aug 3,2012 10:39 am || Up

                  Welcome to the democratic circular firing squad.

                  I hate its results, but like that my party isn’t a 100% spin zone. And I have no idea how to reconcile that.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • AV Aug 13,2012 9:11 am || Up

                  first i said:

                  (probably a dead person, and i don’t mean when they were alive, i mean 3 or 4 days after)

                  now i say:

                  hmmm…

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV Aug 13,2012 9:12 am || Up

                  and it needs music, of course.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • colin Aug 13,2012 9:23 am || Up

                  Wow. That is uncanny.

                • dmoas Aug 13,2012 9:28 am || Up

                  That second one is scary. But then I’ve always thought Mitt looked like Satan. Just put on a red coat, add some horns, and maybe replace the gray with a little red.

                • aardvark Aug 13,2012 12:08 pm || Up

                  redditt would love that. you should post it.

                • AV Aug 13,2012 12:27 pm || Up

                  oh, i didn’t make that. it’s going around FB so i’m sure it’ll be on redditt soon if not already.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • aardvark Aug 13,2012 12:41 pm || Up

                  Oh. I’m sure its there then.

                • gonealookin Aug 2,2012 11:31 am || Up

                  Wow, that’s the first time somebody has suggested that my expiration is part of the solution to the country’s problems. I think the truth is, all generations migrate to the right as they age.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • nevermoor Aug 2,2012 12:13 pm || Up

                  Maybe, but not this way.

                  Before the boomers aged we were able to do things like provide good public colleges and build/maintain modern infrastructure. This is the first generation that has preferred radically reduced taxes to things like that, and it started before they got old.

                  Obviously not talking about a specific human being, or actually calling for any deaths. I’d much prefer a collective come-to-Jesus.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • gonealookin Aug 2,2012 12:42 pm || Up

                  My general thought about the Boomers’ political orientation is that we were the first generation to be given huge reasons to distrust the federal government in our formative years. It was the youngest Boomers who were drafted in the LBJ/Nixon years and came home from Vietnam in boxes and then you had Watergate which permanently altered our perception of politicians. If you don’t agree with the philosphies of the owners of Chick-Fil-A you don’t support them by buying chicken sandwiches, and if you don’t trust politicians to do what’s right the most effective punishment is to withhold tax dollars from them, self-defeating though it may be.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • MikeV Aug 2,2012 12:56 pm || Up

                  “I’m not saying America has an obesity problem, but our civil rights debates now hinge on fried chicken.” -Ben Kuchera

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • nevermoor Aug 2,2012 2:05 pm || Up

                  I think there’s some selfishness in “withhold[ing] tax dollars” that plays more of a role than you’re letting on, but I do agree with the points about Watergate/Vietnam. Of course, that’s also where a lot of people learned about Hippie Punching for the first time.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • andeux Aug 2,2012 1:21 pm || Up

                  That’s awfully simplistic to the point of being outright wrong nm.

                  The proponents and beneficiaries (at the time) of Prop. 13 in 1978 were mostly not boomers, but the generation older than them. Likewise Reagan’s main constituency was people born in the 20s and 30s, not Alex P. Keatonesque Young Republicans. And even today, the oldest boomers are just a couple of years into retirement age, so they are mostly not part of the “government hands off my medicare” crowd.

                  What is true w.r.t. the boomers is that
                  1) The boom itself will cause some of the strain on Social Security and Medicare (and on the economy in general) as we have more retirees and fewer workers. (As you will surely point out, some of this could be alleviated by allowing more immigration, but that’s a separate issue).
                  2) As gonealookin sahys, people do become more conservative as they age, both in a “back in my day” social sense and a “I got mine” economic sense, and many boomers are at that age.
                  3) They’re also starting to benefit from those policies that they probably opposed 20 years earlier. And he proponents of gutting the social safety net are pandering to that demographic, with their proposals to maintain Medicare as-is for 10 years and then gut it. I’m pretty sure as an Xer I’m fked.

                  TINSTAAFK
                • nevermoor Aug 2,2012 2:36 pm || Up

                  I’m not sure what Reagan’s election has to do with my point (except that it probably did inspire a generation of conservatives since he is subject to hagiographic treatment). Heck, Reagan actually increased taxes when he saw the need for revenue.

                  Since Reagan, and as boomers have aged, the GOP has moved ever rightward, and tax rates dramatically lower than Reagan’s are now somehow socialist.

                  Prop 13 is a much clearer connection, and you are right that the 1978 beneficiaries were not boomers. But it would be simplistic to the point of being outright wrong to say that passage of that law in 1978 is the reason we can’t have nice things. The reason we can’t have nice things is that our political culture makes that law unchangeable, even in modest ways. And that’s not the fault of people born in the 20s.

                  On your numbered points:
                  1. Sure. Social security is an easy one-time fix with a number of different options. Medicare is a whole different thing because of the explosion in medical costs. Trying to adopt the Heritage foundation’s remedy, though, makes you a raving socialist.

                  2. True, but more conservative than what? Given our starting point, and your argument that boomers have a bunch more aging to do, why is this something that should provide comfort?

                  3. One of the things that will be interesting to see is whether prison spending starts to lose GOP support in states that refuse to collect much revenue but cannot deficit-spend. And yes, people our age are fked unless we can change course.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • andeux Aug 2,2012 3:03 pm || Up

                  The relevance of Prop 13 and Reagan is that (as you say) they’re the modern roots of the trend toward “small government” – i.e. starving the next generation of good schools, decent infrastructure, the social safety net, and the other advantages that they themselves had enjoyed. The boomers were by no means the first generation to engage in that behavior; the “political culture” you speak of was one they inherited.

                  Likewise, point (2) is not supposed to provide comfort – the boomers probably won’t be the last generation to do that either.

                  TINSTAAFK
                • nevermoor Aug 2,2012 4:26 pm || Up

                  But Reagan didn’t kill that stuff. It’s only really dying now/recently.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • DFA Aug 3,2012 8:15 am || Up

                  Elvis wasn’t the first man to play rock and roll, but he was still The King.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • andeux Aug 3,2012 9:48 am || Up

                  Related
                  What’s interesting is that the percent of true undecideds has gone down significantly even since 2008.

                  TINSTAAFK
                • nevermoor Aug 3,2012 10:16 am || Up

                  Yep. Of course, that article completely ignores GOTV.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • nevermoor Aug 2,2012 9:43 am || Up

        We agree A is false. B is certainly true, or at least whether he wants to or not he cares more about cutting taxes. C is probably not true, though like B is suborned to lowering top rates (this is exactly what the “flat tax” the GOP loves would do after all). D is absolutely not true, except as a rhetorical device when Obama is in power. E is true.

        I think it’s simpler than this. The GOP exists to reduce taxes and increase military spending. At all times. Period. If they have enough momentum they’ll throw a bone to social conservatives/NRA members/libertarians, but tax cuts and military spending are priorities one and two. Followed by a huge gap.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  38. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 1,2012 8:55 pm

    In the women’s beach volleyball game airing right now on Pacific Time NBC,

    Misty May and Kerry Walsh just lost the first set. It’s the first set they’ve ever lost in three Olympics

    .

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 8:58 pm || Up

      Shitty coverage by NBC on that match.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 1,2012 9:24 pm || Up

        Seriously…

        skipping the second set was totally weak

        . I’m mostly letting TV set what and when I watch, because I don’t have the time to do the work to follow things online, but I’m pretty sure this’ll be the last time. NBC really demonstrates what a dinosaur the TV platform is for something like this.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 9:28 pm || Up

          I cannot even watch the NBC coverage online. It says my cable package/provider isn’t supported. I’ve been watching CTV from Canada, and I enjoy it.

        • dmoas Aug 1,2012 9:30 pm || Up

          While you were away… all this awesome shit happened… but we’re not going to show you… instead we’ll show you a douche talk about social networking as if it has meaning for 5 minutes.

          • Future Ed Aug 1,2012 9:32 pm || Up

            if its the same host guy at 30 rock, he looks creepy

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • dmoas Aug 1,2012 9:33 pm || Up

              Seacreast.

              • Future Ed Aug 1,2012 9:44 pm || Up

                oh, I have missed him.

                on a related note, Why?

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • dmoas Aug 1,2012 9:45 pm || Up

                  Why what?

                • Future Ed Aug 1,2012 9:46 pm || Up

                  why seacrest at the olympics

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • dmoas Aug 1,2012 9:47 pm || Up

                  Yes. That is the question isn’t it. Or better just why at all? The man is famous for having done nothing.

                • Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 9:48 pm || Up

                  Someone has to tell America what is cool!

                • dmoas Aug 1,2012 9:49 pm || Up

                  Wait. You mean I didn’t get the job???!!! This??? This is how I find out???!! WTF. W. T. F.

                • Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 9:53 pm || Up

                  You should have known, Matty.

                • dmoas Aug 1,2012 9:57 pm || Up

                  sniffle. I was going to tell the world about masturbation. And the anal sex.

                • Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 10:00 pm || Up

                  I’m not sure why they didn’t hire you.

                • dmoas Aug 1,2012 10:03 pm || Up

                  ik,r??!!

                • Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 10:07 pm || Up

                  I’m pretty sure Seacreep has more experience in both if you’re picking up what I’m putting down.

                • dmoas Aug 1,2012 10:10 pm || Up

                  Be that as it is. He still doesn’t talk enough about it and, quite frankly, I’d rather not hear that from him anyway someone else has gots to step it up and get the message out, if you’re seeing what I’m putting down so someone else can pick it up.

                • Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 10:15 pm || Up

                  How about Rowdy Gaines to spread the message?

                • dmoas Aug 1,2012 10:19 pm || Up

                  Man is he annoying as fk. That squeaky excited voice shrilling all the time.

                • Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 10:21 pm || Up

                  He’s also wrong A LOT. He’d probably fk up a rock fight.

                • Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 10:01 pm || Up

                  LOL! ~the~ anal secks?

                • dmoas Aug 1,2012 10:03 pm || Up

                  Yup! *THE*

                • Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 10:07 pm || Up

                  THE Ohio State University.

                • Future Ed Aug 1,2012 10:08 pm || Up

                  thee

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • dmoas Aug 1,2012 10:08 pm || Up

                  It’s from Knights of Prosperity. “I will have the sex with Ray Romano.”

                • the dogfather Aug 1,2012 10:38 pm || Up

                  TheOSU is its grateful host.

                  The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
              • Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 9:46 pm || Up

                I feel like I should be calling or texting in to vote for my favorite athlete.

        • Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 9:34 pm || Up

          I was more interested in the second set because it was totally a blow out. I would have liked to see May and Walsh make a comeback after dropping the first set. But noooo. I also would have liked to watch more of men’s gymnastics. They literally showed one routine from a medalist and said, “This is our first viewing of [blahblah].” Really? Thanks. I’m assuming this person only competed in the rotation you aired.

          • dmoas Aug 1,2012 9:38 pm || Up

            But… but… but then there wouldn’t be enough time for all those human interest stories!!!

          • whiteshoes40 Aug 2,2012 8:48 am || Up

            Yeah. I watched the men’s all-around gymnastics online yesterday morning — the first event I’ve watched online — and it was SO much better than what was shown during primetime last night. On the AV Club, one of the reviewers talked about how NBC shapes their primetime coverage into basically a reality show instead of a sporting event, since they know how the stories will play out and edit the footage accordingly.

            And the funny thing is, all three of the men’s gymnastics medalists were great stories on their own, since there were some surprises and some last-minute errors (not that you would really know it from only watching primetime). But of course, that would have forced NBC to acknowledge a country other than the US.

            • AV Aug 2,2012 9:42 am || Up

              yep yep yep. there might be a whole generation of TV producers/editors who are trained to turn 1 minute footage of regular life into half an hour of heightened drama, with teasers. at this point they might not even know or remember any better.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  39. Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 9:12 pm

    Wow, great job, LAA.

    • ptbnl Aug 1,2012 9:41 pm || Up

      I wonder what the record for the most blown saves in a single game is.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Future Ed Aug 1,2012 9:45 pm || Up

        i think the rangers hold the world series one game record

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  40. Nurse Gertie Aug 1,2012 9:37 pm

    Is an old trombone similar to a rusty trombone? If so, I think AARP just had a commercial about it.

  41. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 1,2012 9:53 pm

    I’m not one to be unduly afraid of plane crashes, but this sounds horrifying:

    …air traffic controllers cleared two outbound flights to head in the direction of an incoming plane. Controllers were reversing the path of planes coming into the airport in response to an approaching storm, but the paper reports that the information wasn’t fully relayed.

    So the pilots on the inbound plane are doing their usual landing prep routine, talking with the tower, checking their descent angles, whatever, and all of a sudden not one but two outbound planes takeoff directly towards them. Aieeee!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • whiteshoes40 Aug 2,2012 8:54 am || Up

      Aaaah.
      On my last two flights on American, there have been 2-3 hour delays because of mechanical problems that, in both cases, were not noticed until we were taxiing away from the gate. On the one hand, I’m glad the error notification lights worked and that they fixed the plane / put us on a different one… but on the other hand, why was the problem not noticed until the plane was full of passengers and almost ready to take off?

      • nevermoor Aug 2,2012 9:54 am || Up

        Something similar happened to me on SWA: my flight started somewhere east, and in the air they noticed a problem. Landed, unloaded, spent 3 hours fixing it, and we were on our way. I don’t understand how they didn’t notice until the first leg was in the air.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • dmoas Aug 2,2012 10:24 am || Up

        “Where’s the pilot?” “OH shit, I knew we forgot something!!!”

        • PDXAthleticsfan Aug 2,2012 10:36 am || Up

          Our SEA-DEN flight last week was delayed for about 45 minutes because the flight crew hadn’t arrived yet from their previous flight. What I really don’t understand is why they bother boarding us if they know that there’s no way we can take it off. Sitting around in the terminal isn’t may favorite way to pass the time, but it sure the hell beats sitting for an hour on the airplane with two kids getting increasingly antsy.

          A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
        • Future Ed Aug 2,2012 11:53 am || Up

          I have had that on bad weather days.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • oblique Aug 2,2012 9:53 am || Up

      This is why it’s important for pilots to listen to all calls and get the whole picture of where traffic is. Just yesterday, I was taking off from Livermore and just before I made a left turn outbound, I heard another aircraft cleared inbound from the same direction. This is a pretty minor thing; I’m sure if I’d turned, I’d have been told something, but still, shows the importance of keeping track of the other planes in the area.

      In this case, if the inbound aircraft were talking to approach and the outbound were talking to the tower, they’d still have no way of knowing (!).

  42. JamesV Aug 1,2012 10:56 pm

    Not only have I seen the longest game in River Cats history this season (5:32, 18 innings), tonight I saw their shortest this year (2:05).

    • MikeV Aug 1,2012 11:12 pm || Up

      mulder/buehrle

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  43. whimsical witch Aug 2,2012 2:05 am

    who is still awake?

  44. elcroata Aug 2,2012 7:13 am

    Can someone do me a favor?

    I want to buy a T-shirt for my friend’s 40th. I found a Seattle Pilots one that I’m pretty sure he’d love here, but they only ship to the US. Can someone with PayPal buy that for me and then send it my address in Germany and I’d PayPal $25 plus whatever S&H costs?

    Also, an advice on US sizes needed. The person in question is 6″ 180lb. Is that an L?

    Because survival is insufficient
    • Englishmajor Aug 2,2012 7:53 am || Up

      I think it could be L or XL, depends on the brand.
      Your link doesn’t work, but I’d be happy to do that.

      • elcroata Aug 2,2012 7:58 am || Up

        awesome – thanks!

        I fixed the link. Should I send you $25 now and then the rest when you find out what it would cost you to ship it to Germany, or do you want me to wait until you find out and send you all in one transaction?

        You can send your PayPal e-mail to bojan[dot]koprivica[at]holzfeder[dot]com.

        Thanks a lot!

        Because survival is insufficient
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 2,2012 8:04 am || Up

      6’0″, 180 lbs is my size exactly (OK, maybe 185+ when I’m a bit flabby like now), and I always buy XL teeshirts, which allows for the inevitable bit of shrinkage you get from all-cotton tees.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • elcroata Aug 2,2012 8:06 am || Up

        OK, XL it is, thanks!

        Because survival is insufficient
      • MikeV Aug 2,2012 8:09 am || Up

        Pff. I’ve got you beat by like 15 lbs.

        You’re taller though. :\

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

      • colin Aug 2,2012 8:40 am || Up

        I would actually go with just a large, but I guess it depends on how snug you like your t-shirts. I’m 6’0″, 165 lbs and L is way too big for me. I guess that erring on the big side is probably safer, since returns would be a major hassle for this case.

      • DFA Aug 2,2012 12:46 pm || Up

        Really? I would go with large. Im 6’1 168 I usually get mediums

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • MikeV Aug 2,2012 12:57 pm || Up

          skinny bastard

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • DFA Aug 3,2012 8:15 am || Up

            thats with shoes on.

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • elcroata Aug 2,2012 1:00 pm || Up

          From my own experience US numbers are bigger than European ones, sometimes egregiously so. I went to Diamondbacks opening day few years ago, and they were giving away the t-shirts. I’m 5’11” 160 and had to take youth size for it to fit

          Because survival is insufficient
          • Future Ed Aug 2,2012 1:04 pm || Up

            USA! USA!

            I was thinking about this today, At the Coliseum, there aren’t even shirts that fit me.

            I am a small fella, 5’5 3/4″ 7-8 stone.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • MikeV Aug 2,2012 1:06 pm || Up

              skinny bastard…

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

          • MikeV Aug 2,2012 1:06 pm || Up

            skinny bastard.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

          • dmoas Aug 2,2012 2:05 pm || Up

            In fairness, MLB has a weird tendencies to be bigger than normal even for around here. About a half size so.

          • DFA Aug 3,2012 8:16 am || Up

            I’m taller than el croata? shit in some small way I tower over the legend… this make my day.

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • colin Aug 3,2012 8:19 am || Up

              He meant to say that he’s 5’11” sitting down.

              • dmoas Aug 3,2012 8:37 am || Up

                That’s certainly how I read it.

              • elcroata Aug 3,2012 8:43 am || Up

                Oh, wait, you were talking about the entire body?

                Because survival is insufficient
                • nevermoor Aug 3,2012 8:58 am || Up

                  ASVD

                  Pulling out just enough to win. I love it.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • the dogfather Aug 4,2012 11:40 am || Up

                  Metric system. Not sure why those 11 millimeters don’t graduate to a centimeter + one, however.

                  The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
  45. WaddellCanseco Aug 2,2012 7:35 am

    Jeff Fletcher tweets a rumor that Straily will be called up today

    • gonealookin Aug 2,2012 7:40 am || Up

      If that’s happening then Colon is either DL or traded.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • MikeV Aug 2,2012 7:40 am || Up

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • jeepers Aug 2,2012 7:43 am || Up

      Coco headed to the DL? Doesn’t explain what Straily will be doing in an A’s uniform, though. Nobody currently in the rotation seems like they should be in imminent danger of removal. I suppose they could be going six man…

      • elcroata Aug 2,2012 7:44 am || Up

        Doolittle to CF, Straily to bullpen

        Because survival is insufficient
        • MikeV Aug 2,2012 7:46 am || Up

          Crisp to DL, Carter to SS, Doolittle to CF, Straily to rotation, Colon to DH

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • elcroata Aug 2,2012 7:48 am || Up

            Let’s trade back for Brett Wallace, now that he’s playing shortstop. I’m serious, btw. About him having played shortstop, not about trading for him

            Because survival is insufficient
            • WaddellCanseco Aug 2,2012 7:54 am || Up

              Brett Wallace is playing SS?

              Wait. Brett Wallace is playing SS?

              • elcroata Aug 2,2012 7:59 am || Up

                Not for Houston, but he played five or six games for their AAA affiliate just prior to being called up

                Because survival is insufficient
          • Englishmajor Aug 2,2012 7:49 am || Up

            Colon – specialty pinchrunner

            • Nurse Gertie Aug 2,2012 8:29 am || Up

              I don’t want to EVER be in a situation where Colon is required to be a pinch runner

              • colin Aug 2,2012 8:41 am || Up

                Running over the catcher at home plate specialist.

                • Englishmajor Aug 2,2012 8:44 am || Up

                  He won’t ever actually run, but he’ll give the catcher such a fright that he’ll misplay a ball and we’ll win the game.

                • colin Aug 2,2012 8:45 am || Up

                  I’m thinking of how much more awesome that Cowgill-Timmeh collision would have been if it was Bartolo.

                • Englishmajor Aug 2,2012 8:47 am || Up

                  We’d have been spared a lot of “What’s the matter with Timmy?”….instead, he would be in the record books next to Ray Chapman.

                • dmoas Aug 2,2012 10:27 am || Up

                  No, we’d get the constant “We can’t allow players to run into people at the plate wah wah wah” for months again.

                • colin Aug 2,2012 8:49 am || Up

                  On the other hand, kinetic energy is 1/2 * m * v^2, so Cowgill’s double speed just about makes up for his quarter mass.

                • Nurse Gertie Aug 2,2012 8:55 am || Up

                  Some of your nerd just splashed in my eye.

                • dmoas Aug 2,2012 10:28 am || Up

                  Git it off me!! Git it off me!!! Ew Ew Ew!!!

                • ptbnl Aug 2,2012 8:56 am || Up

                  On the other other hand, Colon would have twice the momentum.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • colin Aug 2,2012 8:59 am || Up

                  I would work out the kinematics, but I’m pretty sure this is a highly inelastic collision.

                • nevermoor Aug 2,2012 9:57 am || Up

                  I bet Colon wears a LOT of elastic actually.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Nurse Gertie Aug 2,2012 11:17 am || Up

                  They are caled Spanx.

                • dmoas Aug 2,2012 10:28 am || Up

                  What about surface area?

                • ptbnl Aug 2,2012 10:30 am || Up

                  Fortunately the spherical approximation works well for Colon.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • Future Ed Aug 2,2012 11:55 am || Up

                  NERD!

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • JamesV Aug 2,2012 8:53 am || Up

                  I got a Cowgill-Hultzen play in Tacoma that was much less…dangerous. This was after a wild pitch.

                  Resizing to make them a lot smaller here, but you can always view the originals. Just haven’t finished that game’s pics yet (it was the 18-inning one) so they’re not in the galleries.

              • andeux Aug 2,2012 9:34 am || Up

                I was at a game where Landon Powell was used as a pinch runner.

                TINSTAAFK
          • andeux Aug 2,2012 9:33 am || Up

            I can’t believe you didn’t include Barton to 3B.

            TINSTAAFK
          • nevermoor Aug 2,2012 9:56 am || Up

            Barton -> SS

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • jeepers Aug 2,2012 7:50 am || Up

          May as well call up Brad Peacock to play short.

          • MikeV Aug 2,2012 7:51 am || Up

            Lets not get crazy. He’s a terrible hitter.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

  46. elcroata Aug 2,2012 7:55 am

    OK, so Croatia hasn’t won shit at the Olympics, although sailing still looks promising.

    On the other hand, that’s what our point guard looks like:

    More here (never sure about these things, but NSFW?)

    Because survival is insufficient
    • MikeV Aug 2,2012 7:57 am || Up

      Woah. Hi.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • MikeV Aug 2,2012 11:56 am || Up

        and after further not-at-work review of the pics.

        dayum.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 2,2012 8:05 am || Up

      Nice uniforms too.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • gonealookin Aug 2,2012 8:07 am || Up

        Especially the home whites.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • AV Aug 2,2012 9:49 am || Up

        they just have so much experience with the checkerboard. they know how to turn it into a design highlight.

        rather than it turning them into douchebag halequins.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • nevermoor Aug 2,2012 10:02 am || Up

          Of course, she’d rock the other uniform too.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • batgirl Aug 2,2012 12:52 pm || Up

          I love those argyle unis!

          • AV Aug 2,2012 3:46 pm || Up

            you might have a harlequin romance…

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • DFA Aug 3,2012 8:17 am || Up

            agreed.

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • jeepers Aug 2,2012 8:42 am || Up

      I wish they were NSFW.

    • dmoas Aug 2,2012 10:30 am || Up

      Please tell me that’s not your sister. Cause I’d hate to tell you I’d want to do dirty things to your sister.

      • elcroata Aug 2,2012 10:49 am || Up

        well, in a country that small we are all cousins of some sort…

        Because survival is insufficient
        • AV Aug 2,2012 10:50 am || Up

          “kissing” is a sort of cousin…

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Aug 2,2012 10:57 am || Up

      fairly apropos. N entirely SFW. totally hilar…

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • colin Aug 2,2012 12:45 pm || Up

        The wrestling ones were best, because there is also a dude’s face in there.

        • AV Aug 2,2012 1:11 pm || Up

          there was a walkoff pileup last week (giants?) where a dude sat on the winning batter’s face and the poor guy was momentarily caught on camera trying to get that crotch out of his nose to little avail.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Future Ed Aug 2,2012 1:13 pm || Up

            I bet the diving ones would be popular

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • elcroata Aug 2,2012 1:18 pm || Up

        funny

        Because survival is insufficient
    • DFA Aug 2,2012 12:49 pm || Up

      I would like to subscribe to her newsletter

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • MikeV Aug 2,2012 12:57 pm || Up

        If by subscribe you mean play with and by newsletter you mean body. Then yes, I would too.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • dmoas Aug 2,2012 2:08 pm || Up

          I don’t know about the two of you, but I just want to have the sex with her. Forget about writing shit down for me to read.

    • ozzman99 Aug 2,2012 6:15 pm || Up

      I’d say she’s a win all by herself.

  47. MikeV Aug 2,2012 8:26 am

    NEW SHORTSTOP!!!!!!!

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  48. MikeV Aug 2,2012 8:34 am

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • jeepers Aug 2,2012 8:40 am || Up

      So, Sogard is gone, and the merry-go-round of utility suckfest continues. Still intrigued by whom Straily would be replacing.

      • gonealookin Aug 2,2012 8:42 am || Up

        Straily and Colon are both on-turn for tonight, and why would you bring Straily up today if it’s not for tonight’s start?

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • colin Aug 2,2012 8:44 am || Up

          If it’s for bullpen duty, then I’m going to just bang my head on this desk until they start him.

        • jeepers Aug 2,2012 8:44 am || Up

          Good point. Colon hasn’t sucked nearly enough to be cut for nothing, so hopefully he’s been traded for something useful. It can’t be THAT useful, though, unless the A’s are taking on some bad money, too.

          • MikeV Aug 2,2012 8:51 am || Up

            The waiver period wouldn’t have cleared yet though, right?

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • jeepers Aug 2,2012 8:58 am || Up

              It can. I looked up transactions for the last couple of years, and there have been trades before on August 2.

              • MikeV Aug 2,2012 9:00 am || Up

                Hm. I suppose if someone claimed a player and then a trade was done with the claiming team, that would be possible.

                In any event, Slusser thinks Hicks and Jim Miller get sent down, Blackley goes to the pen, and Straily gets Blackley’s start tomorrow.

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

                • JamesV Aug 2,2012 9:04 am || Up

                  That would probably make sense overall.

                • jeepers Aug 2,2012 9:04 am || Up

                  I suppose that makes sense. Not sure what Blackley did to warrant a demotion, but oh well. Maybe they want to find out if Straily can handle the bigs well enough to justify shipping out Colon or McCarthy.

                • JamesV Aug 2,2012 9:05 am || Up

                  Blackley’s just the odd man out where the rotation is concerned. Do you think he’d still be starting once McCarthy & Anderson are back, then Braden at some point?

                  He’s been a great find and a great story, but he doesn’t really have a place in the rotation when everyone else is healthy.

                • Einstein on the Beach Aug 2,2012 9:10 am || Up

                  It really should be a 6 man. It would limit everyone’s innings, and give more rest to those who look like they need it (Parker, Milone, Blackley).

                • JamesV Aug 2,2012 9:16 am || Up

                  Wouldn’t be against trying that.

                • WaddellCanseco Aug 2,2012 10:55 am || Up

                  It shortens the pen though.

                • dmoas Aug 2,2012 10:33 am || Up

                  Given Braden won’t be back until September, I’d stick him in the bullpen for the rest of the year.

                • lenscrafters Aug 2,2012 3:23 pm || Up

                  Hopefully Melvin at least uses Blackley in high leverage situations. He’s been better this year than anyone in the bullpen other than Doolittle.

                • Glorious Mundy Aug 2,2012 3:28 pm || Up

                  It’s going to be a very lefty heavy bullpen, and one of the righties (Scribner) is the worst/least experienced guy. It will be interesting to see how Melvin uses it.

                • gonealookin Aug 2,2012 9:12 am || Up

                  The traditional thing would be to keep Miller around for tonight in case you need mop-up service, but I suppose they would be letting the cat out of the bag anyway by pulling Straily from his Sacramento start.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • dmoas Aug 2,2012 10:33 am || Up

                  Less about surprise and more about maximizing your roster.

                • ptbnl Aug 2,2012 9:14 am || Up

                  One purely personal level, having the front row seats for Straily’s first start would be awesome.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • ptbnl Aug 2,2012 12:14 pm || Up

                  Hopefully Ray will ask me about it …

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • batgirl Aug 2,2012 1:14 pm || Up

                  That would be sweet!

                • Future Ed Aug 2,2012 1:15 pm || Up

                  you have them, then?

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • ptbnl Aug 2,2012 1:32 pm || Up

                  I have all 5, yes.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • Future Ed Aug 2,2012 1:37 pm || Up

                  no need for your pi banner then.

                  I assume when you bring that out, it will have 12 places and the 13th ready to go?

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • ptbnl Aug 2,2012 3:46 pm || Up

                  After the recent pie-man antics, it’s all feeling a bit sharky-jumpy.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • gonealookin Aug 2,2012 3:55 pm || Up

                  Personally I hope Reddick breaks Rosales’ nose with a pie and puts an end to the whole thing.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 2,2012 4:10 pm || Up

                  I want to see a pie catapult that launches them across the field.

                • dmoas Aug 2,2012 4:53 pm || Up

                  Or pie the opposing pitcher as he walks off the mound. Really rub it in.

                • 5Aces Aug 2,2012 1:41 pm || Up

                  May I suggest having a pic of Salma at the ready if we need to rally?

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Glorious Mundy Aug 2,2012 8:51 am || Up

            What are the chances that Colon cleared waivers at some point this season? I don’t remember hearing anything about it, and those things, despite being secret, usually seem to leak out.

            • MikeV Aug 2,2012 8:56 am || Up

              Unless I’m mistaken, I believe he would have to clear waivers after the deadline before he could be traded.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • gonealookin Aug 2,2012 9:33 am || Up

                This is correct based on my reading of the Major League Rules (2008 version, could have been changed). Trade waivers are a special type of waiver that is required from August 1 to the end of the season. Waivers obtained prior to 7/31 don’t apply. The first deadline for asking for an August trade waiver on a player would have been yesterday at 11 a.m. and the earliest the player could clear would be tomorrow at 10 a.m.

                What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • colin Aug 2,2012 8:58 am || Up

              I’m sure there are plenty of teams that would claim him off waivers, right? He is owed less than $1M for the rest of this season and then becomes a free agent. He’s no Roy Halladay, but he would be an upgrade over pretty much everyone’s fifth starter.

              • jeepers Aug 2,2012 9:00 am || Up

                Maybe they worked out a deal with the claiming team? The suspense is killing me.

                • dmoas Aug 2,2012 10:34 am || Up

                  Can’t be anything MLB ready if they’re calling up Rosales as well.

    • JamesV Aug 2,2012 8:55 am || Up

      And to think I just saw him pitch in Stockton 13 months ago.

      • MikeV Aug 2,2012 8:57 am || Up

        I saw him pitch in Reno 5 days ago!

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • ozzman99 Aug 2,2012 9:15 am || Up

          I saw a chicken walking around in a drainage ditch 2 days ago!

          • JamesV Aug 2,2012 9:17 am || Up

            I saw someone wake up in a roadside ditch. I think he made a bad decision.

        • nevermoor Aug 2,2012 10:00 am || Up

          He shoot anyone?

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 2,2012 1:02 pm || Up

      Intrigue!

  49. JamesV Aug 2,2012 9:00 am

    • ozzman99 Aug 2,2012 9:17 am || Up

      What was the pitch Hudson developed in the minors right before suddenly dominating and getting promoted to the majors? Was it a change, or a cutter?

  50. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 2,2012 9:25 am

    Hey, someone put up a new thread so we can fill it with our Straily hopes and dreams.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  51. Future Ed Aug 2,2012 1:46 pm

    Yup. Unstoppable with teh 314 OBP at the top of the lineup

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • JamesV Aug 2,2012 1:58 pm || Up

      If the last two games are any indication, I want him back in there.

      And you’re not painting a full picture by citing his full-season OBP. In July he put up a .342/.388/.562/.989 line and for the season has a .364 OBP batting leadoff compared to .257 in the 2-spot.

      • Future Ed Aug 2,2012 2:00 pm || Up

        he has been much better. I hope that is just him regressing to his career norm (not that they are great)

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • JamesV Aug 2,2012 2:02 pm || Up

          Hopefully. He was complete crap before this, but the past month has justified him being up there in the order. Weeks sure hasn’t earned it.

          • Future Ed Aug 2,2012 2:06 pm || Up

            weeks look good getting hit by a pitch.

            Sure wish he would have attempted a steal earlier in the first. And despite the error, the FK season tickets were awesome for that sequence:
            1) Moss tossed the foul ball just before that pitch over our heads
            2) the smack of weeks’ glove and the the torque on it was cool to hear/see a few feet away
            3) the subsequent DP was right in our line of sight, it looked really impressive, (as did most throws to first.)

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 2,2012 3:02 pm || Up

              Yeah, the family and I really enjoyed that viewing angle at the game we attended in those seats.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • dmoas Aug 2,2012 2:09 pm || Up

            At the very least it gets Weeks out of that spot.

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