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Interleague Badassery Lounge 258

Because after Milone’s performance, we surely need to celebrate.

258 thoughts on “Interleague Badassery Lounge

  1. lynnzgal Jun 20,2012 9:49 pm

    And, oh, my gosh, Moss!

  2. JamesV Jun 20,2012 9:51 pm

    More pics, from last night:

    http://lastoftheninth.com/coppermine/thumbnails.php?album=246

    I threw in some shots from parts of Raley Field I don’t usually go to.

  3. Englishmajor Jun 20,2012 9:52 pm

    So which is more humiliating….losing 12-5 or losing 6-0?

    • beebo Jun 20,2012 10:21 pm || Up

      I’d say the former. And then coming home, only to discover hideous black spots on your beautiful, well-maintained deck.

  4. Poppy Jun 20,2012 9:55 pm

    wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee……..

    But omg Kate Longworth attempting Spanish is painful.

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  5. lynnzgal Jun 20,2012 9:57 pm

    This morning, the first thing J said to me was how he needed to get tix to tonight’s game. I hooked him up, by sending him down the street.

    • lynnzgal Jun 20,2012 10:06 pm || Up

      In case you are wondering, our studio is just off of 98th.

  6. SPWC Jun 20,2012 10:07 pm

    I want to be a positive contributing factor to tonight’s lounge, but I’m not all that jubilant.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • lynnzgal Jun 20,2012 10:09 pm || Up

      Really? Why, honey?

      • SPWC Jun 20,2012 10:15 pm || Up

        Family stuff. My mom emailed me to vent about a complicated situation, and it took me about an hour to properly compose my thoughts and reply.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • SPWC Jun 20,2012 10:16 pm || Up

          I hate having to think about my dad, but my sister and mom need someone to vent to about him, and that ends up being me.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • lynnzgal Jun 20,2012 10:22 pm || Up

            I hear you, sistah!

            My middle sis is a disaster. Everything she touches brings drama.

            • SPWC Jun 20,2012 10:34 pm || Up

              Drama queens bring it on themselves. My dad’s gone beyond being a drama queen. He’s a full-on drama sphincter.

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  7. lynnzgal Jun 20,2012 10:16 pm

    I heard a song today that kicked my ever loving ass. I would appreciate it if someone would post he video, since I suck at it. It’s The Story by Brandi Carlile.

    • SPWC Jun 20,2012 10:18 pm || Up

      https://youtube.com/watch?v=gLmUgBi86e0” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen>

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • lynnzgal Jun 20,2012 10:35 pm || Up

        Oh. my. god.

        That I was made for you. :) ♥

        Love you guys.

        • lynnzgal Jun 20,2012 10:48 pm || Up

          How does she manage that rawness, every time?

      • lynnzgal Jun 21,2012 12:26 am || Up

        And thank you, my darling K.

        • SPWC Jun 21,2012 12:31 am || Up

          You’re welcome.

          I’m glad I could be of assistance.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • lynnzgal Jun 21,2012 12:37 am || Up

            It brings back memories that I’ve tried to push away, and it makes me very emotional. But, I think that’s okay.

            • SPWC Jun 21,2012 12:41 am || Up

              It is okay. Things from the past have to be dealt with, not allowed to sit in dark spaces and fester.

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
              • MikeV Jun 21,2012 12:42 am || Up

                I like dark spaces.

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

                • SPWC Jun 21,2012 12:48 am || Up

                  I modified the goggles from an old paintball mask to block out ALL the light. They’re my “happy glasses.”

                  I’ve been doing a lot of bondage lately, and as much as it’s scary, it’s incredibly liberating to be hogtied and blind.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • lynnzgal Jun 21,2012 12:55 am || Up

                  You see the smile that’s on my mouth
                  It’s hiding the words that don’t come out
                  All of the friends that think that I’m blessed
                  They don’t know I’m in this mess

      • Jennifer Jun 21,2012 6:21 pm || Up

        I go to a lot of music festivals, but haven’t made it to ACL. That’s one I have to go to (when I get my life back). I think I’m furthering my education just to pay my travel expenses.

        • SPWC Jun 21,2012 6:51 pm || Up

          I liked the one-dayers better for music festivals. It was always nice to go home or to a hotel afterwards, rather than having to camp in crappy conditions.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • SPWC Jun 21,2012 6:54 pm || Up

            Of course, ACL is an urban one, so no problem there. It’s Bonnachellaingtonbershoot that I’m too old for now.

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
            • Jennifer Jun 21,2012 6:59 pm || Up

              We got trapped in the Bonnaroo camp grounds when we went. We were three cars from the exit and couldn’t leave because of the way the cars were parked. I went crazy.

              • SPWC Jun 21,2012 7:02 pm || Up

                That’s about the time you wish you knew how to sabotage an e-brake or three…

                \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • Jennifer Jun 21,2012 7:04 pm || Up

                  I wanted to start burning tents. Or at least picking them up and moving them.

          • Jennifer Jun 21,2012 6:58 pm || Up

            The times I went to Lolla, I slept in the airport once then stayed on a strangers couch. Some of the best and worst times of my life.

            • SPWC Jun 21,2012 7:07 pm || Up

              Sleeping on strangers’ floors and couches on tour was definitely kinda creeperesting.

              Even creepier was living in residence hotels in Chicago. The emotional stench of wasted existence mixed with Lysol and mold… Cheap weekly rates, tho!

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
              • AV Jun 21,2012 7:09 pm || Up

                i stayed two nights at a residence hotel in chicago. the sheets had orange and red clowns on them.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • SPWC Jun 21,2012 7:12 pm || Up

                  And if you looked at them closely enough, subtext and/or irony.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • wistful witch Jun 21,2012 7:13 pm || Up

                  ewwwwww. that is totally creepy and i hate it.

                • AV Jun 21,2012 7:21 pm || Up

                  it was so appropriate though. i took a picture of them. trying to find it.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV Jun 21,2012 7:45 pm || Up

                  i was wrong about the orange. but you’re right about the creepy.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • wistful witch Jun 21,2012 7:48 pm || Up

                  my eyes!!!! :(

                • SPWC Jun 21,2012 8:05 pm || Up

                  That’s not nearly as 1972 scary as I was imagining.

                  Still, it’s easy to imagine being murdered on that sheet pattern, so there you have it.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • wistful witch Jun 21,2012 8:06 pm || Up

                  ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                • Dial C for Concupiscence Jun 21,2012 10:32 pm || Up

                  I’m getting a sense of strangling with the strangler saying ‘shhh shhh’ over and over.

  8. nobody in particular Jun 20,2012 10:29 pm

    Wow, a postgame Lounge, just like old times.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • SPWC Jun 20,2012 10:33 pm || Up

      A fun fact about this lounge is that I’ve already typed and then cancelled two replies having to do with hardcore piss play.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • lynnzgal Jun 20,2012 10:46 pm || Up

      You’re welcome. :)

  9. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 20,2012 10:33 pm

    I saw llama, and he said he loved all of you. Actually he didn’t say that, but I could see it in his sweet puppy dog eyes.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Jun 20,2012 10:36 pm || Up

      I didn’t see anybody yesterday. other than the guy I went with

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Jennifer Jun 21,2012 6:23 pm || Up

        Did you have blinders on? How could you not see ANYONE else?

  10. SPWC Jun 20,2012 10:54 pm

    I think it’s time to shut my mind down. Good night people. Try not to dream of Richard Dawson reincarnating as the possum in your backyard.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • lynnzgal Jun 20,2012 10:57 pm || Up

      Good night, my love. TY!

    • Future Ed Jun 20,2012 10:59 pm || Up

      bedways is right ways

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 20,2012 11:17 pm || Up

      I think a Richard Dawson would class up the local possums considerably.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  11. wacchampions Jun 20,2012 11:09 pm

    My favorite Baseball Player is Kurt Suzuki…

  12. doctorK Jun 20,2012 11:13 pm

    Any of you FKers going to tomorrow’s game?

    • futwork Jun 20,2012 11:29 pm || Up

      Working from home tomorrow, which makes the idea of slipping out for the afternoon very tempting. I should probably fulfill my unpaid internly responsibilities, though.

  13. wistful witch Jun 20,2012 11:25 pm

    hello. my sister in law is in labor. :)

    • MikeV Jun 20,2012 11:27 pm || Up

      yay!

      I would like bewbz in my face right now.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • futwork Jun 20,2012 11:32 pm || Up

      Congratulations!

      • wistful witch Jun 20,2012 11:35 pm || Up

        thanks! we are awaiting news! it is twinsies!!!

    • lynnzgal Jun 20,2012 11:33 pm || Up

      There you are! ♥

      • wistful witch Jun 20,2012 11:35 pm || Up

        we just got home. we are having a fabulous evening!!! ♥

          • lynnzgal Jun 20,2012 11:38 pm || Up

            I was just about to go to bed.

            • lynnzgal Jun 20,2012 11:40 pm || Up

              After I listen to The Story one more time.

              • wistful witch Jun 20,2012 11:41 pm || Up

                i should go to bed but i am too excited waiting for the NEWS. :D

                • lynnzgal Jun 20,2012 11:47 pm || Up

                  So exciting! I missed you! Then I realized why you’ve been gone.

                • MikeV Jun 20,2012 11:48 pm || Up

                  Damn. Talk about choices. a pair of hotties both goin to bed.

                  My only solution is to lure you both into mine! muhahahahah!

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • wistful witch Jun 20,2012 11:49 pm || Up

                  i am not going to bed. yet. :P

                • MikeV Jun 20,2012 11:50 pm || Up

                  I’m not sure I can handle two in a row, but I’ll give it my best

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • wistful witch Jun 20,2012 11:51 pm || Up

                  better rest up.

                • MikeV Jun 20,2012 11:53 pm || Up

                  well then. I know what tonight’s fantasy will include!

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • SPWC Jun 21,2012 12:32 am || Up

                  I tried, and it didn’t work.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • wistful witch Jun 21,2012 11:49 am || Up

      the babies arrived early this morning, a boy and a girl. no word on the names yet, but i am one excited auntie! ♥

      • lynnzgal Jun 21,2012 11:52 am || Up

        Congratulations auntie witchy!!!!

        • wistful witch Jun 21,2012 11:52 am || Up

          i just LOVE LOVE LOVE being auntie!!! :D thank you!

          • SPWC Jun 21,2012 2:37 pm || Up

            Being an auntie is almost as awesome as being an auntie and an uncle at the same time! :)

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • ptbnl Jun 21,2012 10:38 pm || Up

            Mazel tov.

            Lily is *really* excited about being an auntie, and even more so about being an auntie twice.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • wistful witch Jun 22,2012 12:23 pm || Up

              thank you! aunties are the BEST!!! :)
              and the boy is named anthony. these names are totally different than the ones they were telling us all pregnancy.

      • beebo Jun 21,2012 11:53 am || Up

        Hey, Gemini twins — how about that? Congrats!

        • wistful witch Jun 21,2012 11:55 am || Up

          she missed gemini by less than 24 hours! they are cancerians (just like me)!

          • wistful witch Jun 21,2012 11:55 am || Up

            and thank you!

          • SPWC Jun 21,2012 2:38 pm || Up

            Thank all Goddesses and composites thereof!

            Gemini= “Hi, I’m Bipolar and crazy by nature!”

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
            • wistful witch Jun 21,2012 3:53 pm || Up

              poor C, though. these babies have sun and moon in cancer! ;)

              • SPWC Jun 21,2012 4:12 pm || Up

                All the more appropriate for survival and happiness in the age of melting icecaps…

                \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • wistful witch Jun 21,2012 4:13 pm || Up

                  i can’t wait to do the rest of their charts!!!

      • sslinger Jun 21,2012 3:27 pm || Up

        How about Denise, and….

        wait…

        for….

        it….

        Denephew?

        • wistful witch Jun 21,2012 3:28 pm || Up

          hahahahaha!!!!!!

          • sslinger Jun 21,2012 3:35 pm || Up

            And congrats to you & your family!

            • wistful witch Jun 21,2012 3:53 pm || Up

              thank you so much! i am going crazy over here waiting for pictures! and names!

              • wistful witch Jun 21,2012 4:38 pm || Up

                finally, a picture of the girl! susanna, aka “sunny” ♥

  14. futwork Jun 20,2012 11:32 pm

    I admit it…I peeked at the Wild Card standings tonight.

  15. MikeV Jun 20,2012 11:38 pm
    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  16. MikeV Jun 20,2012 11:46 pm

    also I am sore as hell and would like for someone to make it go away please.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  17. lynnzgal Jun 21,2012 12:02 am

    Alright, adorables. I really must bid you au revoir. ♥

    • wistful witch Jun 21,2012 12:02 am || Up

      awwww. good night, sweetheart. sleep well!!! ♥

    • MikeV Jun 21,2012 12:06 am || Up

      goodnight, and try not to dream about multiple piercings!

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  18. Englishmajor Jun 21,2012 8:42 am

    Mark Ellis, truly Upper Midwestern.

    “It was nice, but a little embarrassing. Something they didn’t have to do, but it was a really nice gesture.”

    • Englishmajor Jun 21,2012 8:45 am || Up

      And CSN has a perfect screen grab of the second before the water hit Milone…..

      • JamesV Jun 21,2012 8:58 am || Up

        Classic.

      • lynnzgal Jun 21,2012 9:55 am || Up

        LOL! The look on Braden’s face.

        • beebo Jun 21,2012 10:03 am || Up

          It’s not as humid as it was yesterday, but it’s around 97 degrees out here today. I wouldn’t mind someone pouring a bucket of ice water on my head at some point today, honestly.

          • AV Jun 21,2012 10:09 am || Up

            someone poured a bucket of ice water on OUR weather. brrr.

            that DB face is priceless though.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • SPWC Jun 21,2012 10:10 am || Up

            Where the hell are you, Libya?

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
            • beebo Jun 21,2012 10:26 am || Up

              Not quite, although I would gladly trade this urban decay swampiness for a nice dry desert heat.

          • lynnzgal Jun 21,2012 10:12 am || Up

            yikes! It’s like winter here today. Love that! :)

            Oh! And I come in this morning to find out that a gang of thugs broke into the studio last night. They took a crow bar and bent the steel door back from the jamb. Our foreman and the owner were down here at 4:30am. They waited for the police for 40 minutes. They never showed up. :/

            • MikeV Jun 21,2012 10:14 am || Up

              wtf

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • lynnzgal Jun 21,2012 10:15 am || Up

                right? Such a dysfunctional city.

                • beebo Jun 21,2012 10:28 am || Up

                  Good job, OPD. Ugh.

                  What kind of studio is this? Did they take anything? Either way, that sucks.

                • lynnzgal Jun 21,2012 10:30 am || Up

                  Hot glass, and no. We could not see that they took anything. They broke into the wrong building. All the expensive stuff is in my office at the other end of the block or across the street in the showroom.

                • andeux Jun 21,2012 10:36 am || Up

                  Duly noted.

                  TINSTAAFK
                • lynnzgal Jun 21,2012 10:44 am || Up

                  Yes, please come steal my computer equipment. I need new stuff.

                • beebo Jun 21,2012 10:48 am || Up

                  Is this The Crucible, by any chance?

                • lynnzgal Jun 21,2012 10:53 am || Up

                  No. It’s John Lewis Glass.

                • SPWC Jun 21,2012 2:39 pm || Up

                  How the FK does one fence high dollar glass objets’d’art, anyways?

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • lynnzgal Jun 21,2012 3:36 pm || Up

                  Idk, but we just backed up our biggest forklift in front of that door. They ain’t getting in tonight!

                • SPWC Jun 21,2012 4:13 pm || Up

                  Hmm… a forklift, otoh, is easily fenced if one has a large enough trailer…

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • JamesV Jun 21,2012 10:15 am || Up

            Naturally, I got a good one once (Jon Gaston, after a walkoff homer in a High-A ASG in Lake Elsinore):

          • Future Ed Jun 21,2012 10:22 am || Up

            its about 50 in sf

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • SPWC Jun 21,2012 2:40 pm || Up

              The high today in Sac is 78. It was 98 yesterday. I don’t get it.

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
              • JamesV Jun 21,2012 2:45 pm || Up

                The next few days around here should be awesome.

                • SPWC Jun 21,2012 3:02 pm || Up

                  I’ll take it when we can get it.

                  I do have to admit that I don’t want summer to get away without one decent heat wave. Nothing crazy… something like a week of 98, 102, 105, 108, 102, 96, 93… I LOVE doing yoga and kinkier things out back in my patio room during heat waves.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  19. Englishmajor Jun 21,2012 3:09 pm

    Interleague Badassery, Indeed!

      • SPWC Jun 21,2012 3:16 pm || Up

        Shall we continue the dance through the weekend?

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • wistful witch Jun 21,2012 3:17 pm || Up

          yes! let’s do it again!!!!!!!

          • lynnzgal Jun 21,2012 3:18 pm || Up

            That would make me so very happy!

          • MikeV Jun 21,2012 3:43 pm || Up

            Ok but I need some time to recover!

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

  20. lenscrafters Jun 21,2012 3:19 pm

    KK with some truly awesome calls in the ninth.

  21. lynnzgal Jun 21,2012 3:38 pm

    EM, Townie wants you to call him.

  22. wistful witch Jun 21,2012 4:12 pm

    does anyone here have a kindle fire and if so, do you like it? i need something more portable than my laptop for our upcoming vacations.

    • MikeV Jun 21,2012 5:17 pm || Up

      What are you wanting to do with it?

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • wistful witch Jun 21,2012 5:22 pm || Up

        (copy and pasting here) reading and internet for when we’re on the road ;)

        • MikeV Jun 21,2012 5:24 pm || Up

          They’re good for that however FK will look weird because of the mobile skin and lack of a physical keyboard.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • wistful witch Jun 21,2012 5:26 pm || Up

            will i still be able to read it and post? my phone is just too tiny for what i’d like to do.

            • nevermoor Jun 21,2012 5:41 pm || Up

              I assume so. Also, if the mobile skin doesn’t work there should be a link to revert to normal mode.

              The only thing about mobile mode is you don’t get unread comments (but it also doesn’t mark comments as read)

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • wistful witch Jun 21,2012 5:43 pm || Up

                thank you. anything will be better than nothing when it’s 3 a.m. on the east coast and i’m with my family. ;)

              • MikeV Jun 21,2012 5:44 pm || Up

                m on a tablet now and its not bad with the desktop mode instead of mobile. Not being able to z through comments is kinda tough.

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

                • wistful witch Jun 21,2012 5:46 pm || Up

                  is there anything to do about that?

                • nevermoor Jun 21,2012 5:49 pm || Up

                  If your device can send a z keypress (and supports javascript) it should work.

                  On a tablet with no keyboard though…

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • wistful witch Jun 21,2012 5:52 pm || Up

                  yeah, i have no idea about the kindle yet. it sounds like that could be an issue, but i’m not even sure how much i’ll be able to use it to come and see you all when i’m on vacay. ;)

                • MikeV Jun 21,2012 5:57 pm || Up

                  I know FKall about WordPress but would this maybe work better than the mobile theme?

                  http://responsivetwentyten.com/about/

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • nevermoor Jun 21,2012 6:05 pm || Up

                  Unfortunately that would require switching main themes, and this theme is heavily hacked to allow FK to work the way it does.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • MikeV Jun 21,2012 7:31 pm || Up

                  K.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • SPWC Jun 21,2012 8:11 pm || Up

                  I’ve just about got the Commodore 64 port of FK up and running, but that’s as far as I’m willing to take it.

                  (PRESS SPACE BAR TO CONTINUE)

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  23. JamesV Jun 21,2012 4:15 pm

  24. Jennifer Jun 21,2012 6:19 pm

    So back when school started and I moved, I applied at a hospital between where I lived and where I was moving. Patient registration. My current position is badassery patient registration. I have a few years experience. I work with some of the same doctors that work there, too. I didn’t get the job.

    Today, I find out the same position came open a few weeks ago and my brother’s GF applied. She got the job. She has NO hospital experience, a shitty work ethic, and a shoddy work history. Kind of chapped my ass.

    • beebo Jun 21,2012 6:50 pm || Up

      Yikes, that sucks.

      Whenever I don’t get a job offer after rounds of interviews, follow-ups, etc., I always wonder who it goes to in those situations. There have been a couple of times over the past few months that I’ve been able to found out, indirectly (and accidentally) through LinkedIn…which is really, really irritating.

      Coincidentally, I have a big interview tomorrow morning. It’s the final round of a couple that I’ve been through over the past week so far (which included strange aptitude and written skills tests). I’m trying my best not to psyche myself out, because it’s a killer job, I have the skills and experience they want, and, frankly, I’m a little tired of this job market.

      • SPWC Jun 21,2012 7:09 pm || Up

        Good luck to you. I certainly hope you get it, and I certainly hope it isn’t a lame environment if you do.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • beebo Jun 22,2012 8:05 pm || Up

          Not to steal your material, but thanks, doc.

          It went ok, I think. It’s in the universe’s hands now.

          • lynnzgal Jun 22,2012 8:08 pm || Up

            Good luck!

          • SPWC Jun 22,2012 8:18 pm || Up

            I used to call everybody that, then for a little while here it was just doctorK and PTBNL, and now it could be most anybody. The real Docs get the Capital letter, tho.

            It’s my tribute to Bugs Bunny.

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • batgirl Jun 21,2012 6:51 pm || Up

      It’s gonna chap their ass when she sucks at it, so there is that.

      • Jennifer Jun 21,2012 7:03 pm || Up

        I’m not even joking, she calls in and doesn’t go to work because she doesn’t have money to get gas.

        • Jennifer Jun 21,2012 7:05 pm || Up

          And I have worked at my current position for YEARS and haven’t called in a single day yet!

      • SPWC Jun 21,2012 7:10 pm || Up

        Not if they’re males and she’s cute and their hormones won’t let them think straight enough not to hire her in the first place.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • Jennifer Jun 21,2012 7:14 pm || Up

          She actually looks like me. We look like sisters more than my brother and I look alike. It’s creepy. I didn’t even get an interview. I’m 5’10” and she’s 5’2″, but other than that, we kind of look alike. Once my uncle asked me why I was a snob and didn’t speak to him when he saw me. Turns out it was actually her he saw.

          • SPWC Jun 21,2012 7:21 pm || Up

            That’s really strange. Maybe they wanted a mini-you rather than the genuine Amazon Goddess article.

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • SPWC Jun 21,2012 6:59 pm || Up

      Wow, that makes me angry. I’m guessing a male or males did the hiring. What a bunch of shit.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  25. AV Jun 21,2012 7:18 pm

    boca goes to the copa libertadores finals!!! what a game. only soccer can give you a 0-0 tie that’s totally satisfying and rewarding.

    doesn’t look like the triple crown is gonna happen though. they’re down 2 points, behind 2 other teams, and only one game left for everyone. and the way they played tonight, i don’t think anyone has any gas left for sunday.

    AAALSO (only in argentine TV edition), can a postgame interview go like this without anyone batting an eye: “mouche, you played your heart out but the goal didn’t come, how do you feel?” “como la concha de la lora.” (“like the lady-parrot’s cunt.”)

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • SPWC Jun 21,2012 7:23 pm || Up

      Dammit I wish Argentina was rich and non-corrupt and I could move there and set up a whorehouse/dungeon.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • SPWC Jun 21,2012 7:23 pm || Up

        Taxed and fully licensed, of course!

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • AV Jun 21,2012 7:29 pm || Up

          well… if your brothel serves the rich, corruption is a kind of license.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • doctorK Jun 21,2012 7:26 pm || Up

      Hilarious and vile at the same time.

  26. SPWC Jun 21,2012 7:27 pm

    I want to see pharmaceutical companies develop fast-acting inhalable spironolactone (or analogue). They could market it as “Spiro Spray.”

    (cue music)

    Spiro keeps… the hornies down!

    When you’re thinking with your penis and you know you’ll soon regret it… Spiro!
    When you hear the word NO but you’re still raring to go… Spiro!

    (cue announcer…)

    and ladies, when you’re being discriminated against in the workplace, try a Spiro Plug-in in your boss’s office. (Plug it in. Plug it in.)

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • SPWC Jun 21,2012 7:29 pm || Up

      Aah. Probably wouldn’t work anyways.

      Also probably better to be a frustrated wanna-be ad man than the frustrated real thing.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • ozzman99 Jun 22,2012 9:57 am || Up

        You could write skits for SNL, though.

        • SPWC Jun 22,2012 10:15 am || Up

          “We don’t do skits; We do sketches.”- Lorne Michaels

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • ozzman99 Jun 22,2012 10:22 am || Up

            Ok, sorry. You can sketch for Lorne Michaels.

            • beebo Jun 22,2012 12:34 pm || Up

              “Draw me like one of your French girls!”

              • ozzman99 Jun 22,2012 11:22 pm || Up

                Lorne Michaels as one of Leo’s French girls… some mental images just can’t be unseen. Thanks.

  27. SPWC Jun 22,2012 12:10 am

    My wife has a very promising job interview next week. If she gets the job, she’ll be doing all the ambulance billing for the Sac FD and get a pretty hefty raise. My gut feeling says she’s going to get it.

    The only negative is that more money to handle can equal more stress. I hope I can convince her to keep a budget similar to what we have now, and just save more.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • ozzman99 Jun 22,2012 9:56 am || Up

      If it helps, I’ll be happy to take the excess money off your hands. It’s just one of the many services I offer.

      • SPWC Jun 22,2012 10:19 am || Up

        Hypothetically, what would you do with an extra five hundred bucks a month?

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • MikeV Jun 22,2012 10:22 am || Up

          pay rent.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • SPWC Jun 22,2012 10:27 am || Up

            Well yeah, I know what you’d do with it…

            If you lived up here, I’d rent you my house and move back downtown.

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • ozzman99 Jun 22,2012 10:23 am || Up

          I’d support my local hooker community. They need to eat too.

          • SPWC Jun 22,2012 10:30 am || Up

            Auburn and Stockton Blvd.’s are as jumpin’ as they ever were, even after most of the fleabag hotels got closed.

            Besides, when one supports the hooker community, one supports the pimp community, which is something I don’t want to do.

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • Jennifer Jun 22,2012 11:11 am || Up

            Great pun.

        • JamesV Jun 22,2012 10:24 am || Up

          Make some much more serious dents in debt.

        • ozzman99 Jun 22,2012 10:27 am || Up

          In all seriousness, that would cover a car payment and insurance, so we could replace Ozzwife’s car. And have money left over, too.

        • Kylianna Jun 22,2012 2:21 pm || Up

          1) More baseball

          2) Save up for a nice vacation

          3) SHOES

          • SPWC Jun 22,2012 7:40 pm || Up

            #2 is the most likely outcome.

            I have no clue as to where, though…

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
            • lynnzgal Jun 22,2012 7:47 pm || Up

              Oooooh! Down in Mexico!

              • SPWC Jun 22,2012 8:24 pm || Up

                I think I’ll wait until they stop beheading tourists for funsies down there first.

                My wife is thinking somewhere in Central America or a train trip across Canada. I’m thinking Turkey or Cuba.

                \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • ozzman99 Jun 22,2012 11:23 pm || Up

                  Jordan. I want to go to Jordan.

                • SPWC Jun 22,2012 11:28 pm || Up

                  Any cool ruins there, like in Turkey?

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • ozzman99 Jun 22,2012 11:45 pm || Up

                  I think so, but I’ve never been. Yet.

                  I also want to go to Istanbul. And after reading “The Historian,” I want to visit Eastern Europe, an area that never held any interest for me before.

                • ozzman99 Jun 22,2012 11:46 pm || Up

                  Ok there really isn’t any place on Earth I don’t want to visit, with the exceptions of LA and Texas.

                • SPWC Jun 22,2012 11:55 pm || Up

                  Louisiana has a lot of beautiful territory, and New Orleans is a must, at least once in life.

                  And Texas has Galveston and Austin and San Antonio… all worthy of visiting for their own reasons.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • ozzman99 Jun 23,2012 12:14 am || Up

                  I meant Los Angeles. I’ve been to Galveston, and I’d be open to Austin and San Antonio. But taken as a whole, Texas is pretty much useless.

                • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 23,2012 12:12 pm || Up

                  LA’s got some pretty cool things going on.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • DFA Jun 23,2012 12:20 pm || Up

                  and always ends in strange things happening to DFA

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • DFA Jun 23,2012 12:20 pm || Up

                  Petra

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Future Ed Jul 1,2012 1:24 am || Up

                  yup.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
  28. ozzman99 Jun 22,2012 9:55 am

    I just watched “Moneyball” again. Say what you want about the movie, love it or hate it, but you can’t put a value on the fact that Bill King’s voice will live forever in that movie.

    • SPWC Jun 22,2012 10:16 am || Up

      I’ve never seen it and don’t think I ever will. Still, I’m very glad they used Mr. King’s calls rather than a generic announcer.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • MikeV Jun 22,2012 10:17 am || Up

        I think I’m probably in the minority when I just think “Eh, it was OK.”

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • ozzman99 Jun 22,2012 10:24 am || Up

          It certainly wasn’t as good as the book. But I enjoyed reliving those days. This team hasn’t been nearly as fun to watch in the last 5 years.

    • Kylianna Jun 22,2012 2:22 pm || Up

      Truefax.

  29. Jennifer Jun 22,2012 11:12 am

    I just got hot pink 3″ heels for graduation. /Sasquatch

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 22,2012 12:10 pm || Up

      Hawt!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • SPWC Jun 22,2012 12:16 pm || Up

        depends on how the heel is shaped.

        A lot of more traditional heel shapes look lazy and matronly with less than a 4″ heel.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • colin Jun 22,2012 12:20 pm || Up

          Did you just call Jennifer lazy and matronly??

          • SPWC Jun 22,2012 12:26 pm || Up

            Did you just try to provoke discord between one and a half Amazons? :)

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
            • colin Jun 22,2012 12:49 pm || Up

              Once I get you and Jennifer out of the way, the world will finally be safe for the patriarchy!

              • wistful witch Jun 22,2012 12:50 pm || Up

                not with me and kyli around, it won’t be!!!!!! :P

                • MikeV Jun 22,2012 12:52 pm || Up

                  We have ways of keeping you occupied.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • wistful witch Jun 22,2012 12:53 pm || Up

                  that’s what you think. ;)

                • MikeV Jun 22,2012 1:00 pm || Up

                  I’m pretty sure. ;)

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • SPWC Jun 22,2012 1:03 pm || Up

                  Meh. Transgender and transspeciesism, along with artificial designer sperm and exoskeletal strength suits will be the end of males, unless they all come together to sabotage evolution to save themselves.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • SPWC Jun 22,2012 1:03 pm || Up

                  which would only be a pyrrhic victory anyway.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • Kylianna Jun 22,2012 2:23 pm || Up

                  Vibrators and stepladders have already rendered them 99% useless.

                • AV Jun 22,2012 2:31 pm || Up

                  and yet, we still enjoy seeing you gals striding either one of those. so i ask, uselessness? or selflessness?

                  :)

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • MikeV Jun 22,2012 2:32 pm || Up

                  That’s a tall vibrator.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • Kylianna Jun 22,2012 2:23 pm || Up

                  [fistbump]

                  Me and my garden shears are ready!

                • wistful witch Jun 22,2012 2:48 pm || Up

                  ♥!!!

    • ozzman99 Jun 22,2012 11:23 pm || Up

      Sounds like “Fuck me” pumps.

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