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  1. AV May 27,2012 10:06 am

    my first thought is this is kind of early for a game thread. but then i remembered there are still plenty of concessions we can make to our east coast overlords, such as playing games on their time zone so that their fans don’t have to wait all afternoon to find out how their team won and heading out to the duane-reade. brilliantly put point ed.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed May 27,2012 10:09 am || Up

      don’t you find that being on the east coast is terrible for following baseball? Even a day game on the east coast doesn’t start till the day is half over.I love 930 or 1000 games, you get none of those there

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade May 27,2012 10:20 am || Up

        I was just pouring myself a cup of coffee and thinking this exact thought, about how 10:00 weekend start times often fit so perfectly into my life.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Future Ed May 27,2012 10:23 am || Up

          O-M-G. how did you survive in Hawaii?? that would be awesome. 8 AM games!!

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • FreeSeatUpgrade May 27,2012 10:48 am || Up

            I’d bring the radio to the beach and listen to Islander games often, but that was still the same 3 hour split, 1000am and 100pm starts. At the time, 75-80, the A’s had a part-time radio flagship in HI which would run random occasional games, but usually tape-delayed.

            The real Win in timing in HI is NFL games, with 700 and 1000am starts, done by 100pm with the whole afternoon still left.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • andeux May 27,2012 10:59 am || Up

              The problem with early (even 10 AM) NFL games is that if I go to a sports bar that early and have a couple beers, the whole day is pretty much shot.

              TINSTAAFK
              • Future Ed May 27,2012 11:04 am || Up

                I thought you started that sentence indicating that there was a problem?

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • AV May 27,2012 11:08 am || Up

                  yeah, delete the first two words and put an S at the end of shot.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • SPWC May 27,2012 11:12 am || Up

                  I dunno… I have a couple of beers early and I have to take a nap. Otherwise my energies are drained and I might as well be a zombie or a shiftworker.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
              • nevermoor May 27,2012 11:22 am || Up

                Earlier time zone + DVR technology = definitionally superior

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • andeux May 27,2012 11:28 am || Up

                  DirectTV exclusivity = inferior
                  Plus I still like to watch sports in real time.

                  TINSTAAFK
            • Future Ed May 27,2012 11:00 am || Up

              that is cool

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV May 27,2012 10:23 am || Up

        pluses and minuses. while morning baseball didn’t exist, i used to watch games at a bar and would hope for drawn-out away games. but back then i used to be able to stand 2nd-hand smoke and drunk strangers.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  2. FreeSeatUpgrade May 27,2012 10:20 am

    Excellent, Bob’s using the good lineup today.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  3. andeux May 27,2012 10:29 am

    TINSTAAFK
    • bear88 May 27,2012 10:47 am || Up

      That doesn’t seem to address the Monday starter issue, as Carnigan is a reliever from my quick check.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade May 27,2012 10:51 am || Up

        Blackly followed by a cast of several?

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • andeux May 27,2012 10:53 am || Up

          I think that’s the plan, although per one of Slusser’s tweets yesterday it was apparently news to Blackley, which doesn’t really inspire a lot of confidence.

          TINSTAAFK
        • AV May 27,2012 10:54 am || Up
          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • FreeSeatUpgrade May 27,2012 10:58 am || Up

            I’m OK with this plan I guess. I’d be happier with the random guy plucked from AA for a sudden thrill-of-his-life MLB start, with a return to Midland after regardless of the outcome. Plus, we could DFA Godfrey at the same time, added bonus.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Future Ed May 27,2012 11:03 am || Up

            there is some concern about Godfrey’s finger injury,

            I am not sure that is the concern

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • dmoas May 27,2012 12:48 pm || Up

              It’s still attached to his hand and he seems to think he can pitch?

  4. bear88 May 27,2012 11:16 am

    A.J. Cole, the young prospect acquired from Nationals in the Gio trade, has rather alarming stats if baseball-reference.com is to be believed.

    He is 0-7 in 8 appearances, having given up 60 hits and 7 home runs in 38 innings. His WHIP in Stockton is 1.84. He’s only 20.

    Brad Peacock, another pitcher acquired in Gio deal, is struggling in Sacramento, although the River Cats are so good he still has five wins.

    Milone has been the only pitcher from the Gio trade who’s done anything this year. And Derek Norris, the power-hitting catcher, is off to a good start.

    • andeux May 27,2012 11:23 am || Up

      Cole was demoted to Burlington, and has already had one bad start there as well.
      Peacock’s ERA is kind of ugly, but his peripherals are decent.

      TINSTAAFK
      • bear88 May 27,2012 11:32 am || Up

        I saw the Burlington start, didn’t realize he had been demoted. That start was ugly, too.

        Peacock’s peripherals are decent. But if he was doing all that well, Blackley wouldn’t be starting for the A’s on Monday.

    • mother pucker May 27,2012 11:59 am || Up

      In somewhat related yet unrelated, did Ynoa ever actually take part in extended Spring training given the “minor shoulder strain” sustained a couple weeks ago? I cannot seem to find anything, which leads me to conclude that he did not.

  5. AV May 27,2012 11:55 am

    help. i’m at my neighbors’. they have a televisual device. the box on top says “comcast.” i am holding a re-moot controlerator. what number to i dial it to make the A’s be here?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV May 27,2012 11:55 am || Up

      i mean at 1 when the game starts of course.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • pickle May 27,2012 12:00 pm || Up

        I believe it’s 41. Not sure of the HD channel.

    • andeux May 27,2012 11:57 am || Up

      Varies by city. Here it’s 41.

      TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed May 27,2012 11:58 am || Up

      can you see the teevee from the rabbit cage?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV May 27,2012 12:07 pm || Up

        i might hug the bunny on the couch but i’m not sitting behind bars with it.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • SPWC May 27,2012 12:00 pm || Up

      Shouldn’t there be a menu or guide button or something?

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • AV May 27,2012 12:07 pm || Up

        ionno? should there? i’m truly (and happily) lost with these remotes and TV systems from the past 10 years or so.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • SPWC May 27,2012 12:10 pm || Up

          Well that would explain it.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • AV May 27,2012 12:36 pm || Up

            yeah, it’s like a fun preview of how i’ll be at 70yrs old with EVERY technical device.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • SPWC May 27,2012 12:43 pm || Up

              By the time you’re 70, the digital divide will be between device users and people with implants.

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • andeux May 27,2012 12:50 pm || Up

          If the cable box is stereo component-sized, and the remote has a million buttons then it will have an on-screen program guide, and it’s also worth trying 721 to see if they have HD.
          If the box is tiny with a single green light, and the remote is a little bare-bones one, it’s just a d-to-a converter box.

          TINSTAAFK
    • Glorious Mundy May 27,2012 12:01 pm || Up

      721 in glorious HD.

  6. FreeSeatUpgrade May 27,2012 12:25 pm

    Fun note from the Chron today:

    Before Josh Donaldson this year, only one A’s position player since 1901 has had a higher batting average than on-base percentage while playing at least 20 games in a season: Billy Beane in 1989.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • SPWC May 27,2012 12:27 pm || Up

      That sounds completely apropos.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • AV May 27,2012 12:37 pm || Up

        and suddenly we have a GM candidate.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  7. AV May 27,2012 1:21 pm

    i haz supersad. quick bahn mi run turned into i can’t believe my cousin rode this bike with the brakes this lose good thing i happen to have an allen in this bag / no wonder my cousin rode this bike with the brakes this lose the brake pads are down to the metal [breathe] cash only / forgot my cash fiasco, and when i finally got back i find out the stupid neighbor TV is set to record a stupid golf thing so i can’t change the channel.

    :((((

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy May 27,2012 1:30 pm || Up

      I’d trade being able to watch the game for a banh mi right about now.

      • AV May 27,2012 1:33 pm || Up

        [holds out stubby, chewed butt end of flaky french bread containing pork chop extra jalapeños with an inviting motion…]

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • DFA May 28,2012 9:14 pm || Up

          do you go to the one on international by the fruitvale village?

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • AV May 29,2012 12:55 am || Up

            no, where exactly is that one? this was from cam huong downtown.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • DFA Jun 2,2012 12:18 pm || Up

              Its like a block off north of the fruitvale villiage on international.

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • AV Jun 2,2012 12:44 pm || Up

                next time i’m over there i’m going to instigate an international incident (in my stomach) between a torta loca and a banh mi.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • DFA Jun 2,2012 1:47 pm || Up

                  sounds like what an international man of mystery would do.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • SPWC May 27,2012 1:38 pm || Up

      Your friends’ tech sounds primitive. I thought all those DVR units were multi-records these days.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • AV May 27,2012 1:41 pm || Up

        it says it’s recording 2 things and it gives me options. 1) back out and let record. 2) switch to see the other item being recorded (a talk show!) 3) stop recording something and switch to see the A’s. i’m not comfortable with #3.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • andeux May 27,2012 1:41 pm || Up

          4) get different friends

          TINSTAAFK
          • AV May 27,2012 1:46 pm || Up

            landlord-neighbors.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Leopold Bloom May 27,2012 4:21 pm || Up

              Landlord actually necessitates you participating in Skinner box fantasy rabbit play.

              Sorry.

              • AV May 27,2012 4:36 pm || Up

                i must have pressed the wrong button. did not get my reward.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  8. Glorious Mundy May 27,2012 1:22 pm

    Absolute miracle they didn’t score in that inning.

    • AV May 27,2012 1:24 pm || Up

      milonracle.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • SPWC May 27,2012 1:38 pm || Up

        Good pitching and luck and Swisher being too quick for his own good…

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  9. Glorious Mundy May 27,2012 1:25 pm

    I’m sure it’s a touching story, but I think I am going to pass on a movie about lacrosse.

  10. AV May 27,2012 1:38 pm

    milone’s not fooling anybody today, is he?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  11. andeux May 27,2012 1:40 pm

    I’m trying to remember why I predicted that the A’s would win this game. I got nothing.

    TINSTAAFK
    • AV May 27,2012 1:41 pm || Up

      the ghost of “due.”

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  12. AV May 27,2012 1:43 pm

    i’d been waiting to watch the game on espn3 but they don’t got it after all (surprising)… 5?? nice going USMNT.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • MikeV May 27,2012 1:51 pm || Up
      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • Glorious Mundy May 27,2012 1:54 pm || Up

        The Klinsmann reaction is priceless.

      • AV May 27,2012 2:12 pm || Up

        good shot. donovan’s (i think it’s him) lob kinda takes a funny bounce and that could have made the shot go anywhere, but he handled it nicely.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy May 27,2012 1:53 pm || Up

      It was on NBC Sports Network, so no streaming action. Wednesday’s game against the Seleçao will be on ESPN though.

  13. doctorK May 27,2012 1:57 pm

    BOOBIES

    Also, I H8 NY

  14. SPWC May 27,2012 2:12 pm

    I think I just saw stm72 in one of the pre-inning crowd shots on CSN.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  15. AV May 27,2012 2:15 pm

    replay: so is that yes network person trying to aggrandize the shot by calling where it lands a superstructure rather than just structure?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • doctorK May 27,2012 2:18 pm || Up

      He’s doing it wrong. The superstructure in the outfield would be Mt Davis, starting with the luxury box level below the value deck. Jones’ shot was a blast, but not that long.

      • dmoas May 27,2012 2:26 pm || Up

        Arguably anything above the supports could be called the superstructure, but really, it’s just a structure.

        • AV May 27,2012 2:34 pm || Up

          he says super like he’s calling WWE.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  16. AV May 27,2012 2:36 pm

    thlide theth, thlide!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  17. brian.only May 27,2012 2:37 pm

    Slide you idiot…

    • bear88 May 27,2012 2:38 pm || Up

      That was horrible. And now Donaldson follows with a single. So instead of runners at first and third with one out, there’s just a guy on first with two outs.

      • brian.only May 27,2012 2:40 pm || Up

        We’re not legging out the groundballs any more either, I think the malAise has set in.

  18. doctorK May 27,2012 2:37 pm

    Wow, this team really sucks, doesn’t it.

  19. brian.only May 27,2012 2:38 pm

    Could have had a runner on third…

  20. AV May 27,2012 2:41 pm

    “without the opportunity to have confidence.”

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy May 27,2012 2:43 pm || Up

      The Vince Cotroneo Story

      • SPWC May 27,2012 2:47 pm || Up

        Sad but true

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  21. nobody in particular May 27,2012 2:42 pm

    This team is a pile of sthteaming shith.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • SPWC May 27,2012 2:48 pm || Up

      Yeah. The laws of reality as we know them would have to be completely warped to turn this team into a good club. I’m not saying it can’t happen, but still…

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  22. brian.only May 27,2012 2:45 pm

    Maybe that will wake up the hitting section of Kurk’s mind.

  23. dmoas May 27,2012 2:46 pm

    Suckzuki, perhaps it’s finally time to TAKE SOME TIME OFF. You ain’t helping.

  24. doctorK May 27,2012 2:47 pm

    Add Fosse to the list of idiots who believe balls pick up speed after being foul-tipped.

    • dmoas May 27,2012 2:49 pm || Up

      When the hitter makes contact while swinging backwards it does!

  25. brian.only May 27,2012 2:47 pm

    Weird that hit made no sound whatsoever…

  26. bear88 May 27,2012 2:48 pm

    The shift doesn’t seem to work against the Yankees.

    • brian.only May 27,2012 2:49 pm || Up

      Everything The shift doesn’t seem to work against the Yankees

    • doctorK May 27,2012 2:51 pm || Up

      Typically, you have to pitch in such a manner to make him hit into the shift. Swisher hit a pitch off the outside corner.

      Also, the Yankees have been too comfortable at the plate. Our pitchers seem to be avoiding throwing inside (although Milone has been much better than the other guys).

  27. brian.only May 27,2012 2:51 pm

    Why are they doing the wave while we’re pitching? #giantsfan?

  28. the llama May 27,2012 2:58 pm

    Name that pitcher:

    4-0, 24.1 IP, 0.00 ERA, 7 H, 1 R (0 ER), 7 BB, 43 K

    • doctorK May 27,2012 2:59 pm || Up

      Please tell me he’s in the Oakland organization somewhere.

      Also, HIIIIIIIIIII.

      • andeux May 27,2012 3:04 pm || Up

        Major leaguer (I saw this the same place the llama did).

        However, Sean Doolittle:
        21.1 IP, 0.84 ERA, 7 H, 4 R (2 ER), 6 BB, 40 K
        has come pretty close to that, split between 2 levels of the minors.

        TINSTAAFK
        • SPWC May 27,2012 3:05 pm || Up

          Let’s get his ass up to Sacramento then. Sounds like one of those 4-levels-in-a-year guys.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • the llama May 27,2012 3:05 pm || Up

        He almost was in the Oakland organization a few years ago.

    • MikeV May 27,2012 3:05 pm || Up

      Ryan Cook?

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • the llama May 27,2012 3:11 pm || Up

        No, but Cook might give Ziegler a run for his money.

        • AV May 27,2012 3:30 pm || Up

          it’d be a different record.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • the llama May 27,2012 3:36 pm || Up

            Forgot that he pitched in the majors last year.

      • AV May 27,2012 3:26 pm || Up

        that was my guess but i didn’t know how he got 4 W’s.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • SPWC May 27,2012 3:06 pm || Up

      Hello. Thank you for being you. :)

      If you were someone else, all your clothes would be way too small.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Future Ed May 28,2012 8:26 am || Up

      Spoiler:

      hammels?
      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  29. lenscrafters May 27,2012 3:01 pm

    Boy am I glad I didn’t have to watch most of this series.

  30. doctorK May 27,2012 3:01 pm

    Oh Ray, please shut up.

  31. SPWC May 27,2012 3:03 pm

    Friends, acquaintances, deities, and hangers-on…

    I would really like for our friends in green and gold on the field to have a nice evening in Minneapolis doing whatever the FK horny young men do on a Sunday in Minneapolis, rather than stewing in the broth of a five game losing streak on a plane to bumfk with hope sinking further down the toilet with each breath.

    If anyone here has any spare mojo, throw it in the soup and let’s see if it’ll be enough.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • SPWC May 27,2012 3:08 pm || Up

      oh yeah… not you, DFA. However, if the time comes to throw in the towel, we’ll see about getting draft greedy and maybe mojoing up a 20 game losing streak.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • SPWC May 27,2012 3:10 pm || Up

        then again, that prolly wouldn’t work either.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  32. brian.only May 27,2012 3:13 pm

    C.J. Wilson out w/ an injured hand.

    • SPWC May 27,2012 3:15 pm || Up

      (pump-sucking-air sound coming from internal sympathy well)

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  33. lenscrafters May 27,2012 3:15 pm

    Wow. A runner on base in front of Reddick.

  34. doctorK May 27,2012 3:20 pm

    Uh – who was Jeter thinking he would fool with the fake tag?

    • Future Ed May 28,2012 7:55 am || Up

      jeeets doesn’t have to fool, the umpire bends to his will

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  35. brian.only May 27,2012 3:22 pm

    Hope rhymes with dope.

  36. andeux May 27,2012 3:25 pm

    I didn’t realize that Don Baylor had ever stolen a lot of bases.

    TINSTAAFK
    • doctorK May 27,2012 3:29 pm || Up

      Baylor used to go very hard into second base. Infielders were afraid of getting racked up.

      • nevermoor May 27,2012 9:11 pm || Up

        And then RG3 came along and Baylor was legit for a year

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  37. nobody in particular May 27,2012 3:27 pm

    FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL CLICK

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  38. lenscrafters May 27,2012 3:29 pm

    Wow, we’re bad.

    I can’t imagine any other team tolerating Donaldson on the major league roster let alone hitting 6th.

    • doctorK May 27,2012 3:30 pm || Up

      Hopefully, this is his last game on the 25-man roster.

      • andeux May 27,2012 3:34 pm || Up

        That’s a pretty good bet. Inge is coming back, and they need to keep Rosales as the utility guy because he can play shortstop and second.

        TINSTAAFK
  39. brian.only May 27,2012 3:35 pm

    Going to the Rivercats game tomorrow!
    Trevor Bauer vs Manny and Cespedes, SO EXCITED!

    • brian.only May 27,2012 3:38 pm || Up

      Looks to be in the 80’s, anyone have any tips on Raley field, shady seats?

      • wacchampions May 27,2012 7:39 pm || Up

        I am considering going to that game as well…

        • brian.only May 27,2012 7:44 pm || Up

          This will be my first time to Raley or a AAA game for that matter, pretty excited actually.

          • wacchampions May 27,2012 7:53 pm || Up

            It is fun, but I have to say that there is something odd about the crowd, I have said this for a long time, but the crowd doesnt react like you think they should, I can quite put my finger on it…It was funny because on the way back last night, Englishmajor mentioned the same thing to me in the car, and I told her that I had thought the same thing for a few years..

            • SPWC May 27,2012 8:05 pm || Up

              They’re the STEPFORD CROWD!

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
            • brian.only May 27,2012 8:07 pm || Up

              Huh interesting, maybe the crowd tries not to get too attached to the players, I’d imagine it could be tough to watch regularly, odds are anyone doing well ends up being promoted.
              Then again the Rivercats may be closer to a AAAA team judging by how successful they are.

              • wacchampions May 27,2012 8:15 pm || Up

                I wish I could figure out what exactly it is hat seems just a bit off at the Rivercats games…Last night I described it like this, I often say that Giants fans overreact to every play, they stand up and cheer for popups to second base as if the batter has hit a homerun when it is obviously a pop up, they stand up and scream as if the batter has hit a game winning walk off grand slam when in actuality it is a single with 2 outs in the inning, just lots of overreactions, I would summarize the Rivercats crowds as kind of under-reacting to plays that happen, if this makes any sense at all…

                • SPWC May 27,2012 8:29 pm || Up

                  Like Yankees fans… They just expect their club to win everyday

                  Unlike Yankees fans… they don’t give that much of a shit if their club doesn’t win everyday

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • wacchampions May 27,2012 8:38 pm || Up

                  Yes, exactly…

                • dmoas May 27,2012 8:54 pm || Up

                  Probably the reaction is “I don’t know who the fuck these guys are or who they’re playing. I’m just watching baseball.” So they have zero rooting interest other than something interesting happening.

                • SPWC May 27,2012 8:56 pm || Up

                  Except that most of them aren’t watching the game very closely.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • dmoas May 27,2012 9:21 pm || Up

                  Hence a general lack of response to the latter when it happens.

                • gonealookin May 28,2012 7:51 am || Up

                  Minor league baseball is marketed as a “great family entertainment value” rather than as an opportunity to watch great athletes put their ability on display. And it differs a lot from college sports because with college you have built-in loyalty. So minor league teams rely more on promotions, between-innings gimmicks, mascots, etc. And, formerly, cheap beer; beer sales used to account for basically all of a minor league franchise’s profit. Maybe it still does but the prices at Raley Field ($8.75 microbrews!!!) are definitely big league.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • SPWC May 28,2012 10:18 am || Up

                  Also, Buck Showalter said the other day that AAA was the most challenging level because everybody there thinks they should be in the big leagues. Maybe that applies to the fans too. Maybe attending a AAA game somehow subconsiously affirms the inferiority complex inherent in AAA towns… the bitterness that smaller cities are in the bigs and our isn’t…

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • Glorious Mundy May 28,2012 10:38 am || Up

                  I’ve been to a fair number of AAA games in the International League. It is invariably the case that few people are actually invested in the outcome of the game. To the extent anyone is paying close attention, they are watching the individual performances of the top MLB prospects or stars on rehab assignments. Everyone else is just there to soak up the atmosphere, have some beers with their friends and colleagues, or have a nice evening out with the family. This sort of bothered me, actually, when I lived in a AAA city. I still liked going to games, but I found the crowd’s lack of attention depressing.

                • SPWC May 28,2012 11:02 am || Up

                  Agreed.

                  Also, Raley Field feels like a stuffy suburban megachurch, not a funky cool cathedral of baseball.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • gonealookin May 28,2012 7:03 am || Up

      Not only Ramirez and Cespedes, but also!


      Since Barton and Donaldson both hit like backup catchers, they’re probably going to have to be backup catchers to stay in the big leagues.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  40. brian.only May 27,2012 3:40 pm

    CHili needs to hold triple BP’s daily, this is terrible, how many pop-ups today?

    • dmoas May 27,2012 4:34 pm || Up

      They need to institute the Willie Mays Hayes pop up rule.

  41. lenscrafters May 27,2012 3:40 pm

    30% of Barton’s batted balls are popups this year.

    • Glorious Mundy May 27,2012 3:46 pm || Up

      If/When Manny joins the big club, it seems like almost sure thing now that Barton’s the odd man out.

      • AV May 27,2012 3:51 pm || Up

        how so? wouldn’t bringing up someone who can hit make him the odd man?

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • lenscrafters May 27,2012 3:59 pm || Up

        Barton’s still getting on base though, despite a sub .300 SLG. Kila’s been terrible since his leg injury.

        • Glorious Mundy May 27,2012 4:02 pm || Up

          They’ve been equally unproductive with the bat. 86 wRC+ for Barton, 88 for Kila. Barton’s the better defender, of course.

          • lenscrafters May 27,2012 4:06 pm || Up

            Yeah, they both suck. Maybe the A’s could give Carter a shot.

  42. AV May 27,2012 3:52 pm

    what is going on in the stadium announcements behind KK? it sounds like a truck rally.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  43. Glorious Mundy May 27,2012 3:54 pm

    I love how Fosse is fantasizing about a Weeks-Crisp double steal before either of them gets on base.

    • doctorK May 27,2012 3:57 pm || Up

      Here’s a better idea (too late now that Weeks K’d) – the first two guys get on base, then Reddick hits a motherFKing 3-run walkoff.

  44. lenscrafters May 27,2012 3:58 pm

    Isn’t now when we start blaming the manager for everything? I’ll get my torch and pitchfork ready.

    • dmoas May 27,2012 4:35 pm || Up

      Generally speak, sure. Let’s blame the dude who put the team together though.

    • DFA May 28,2012 9:19 pm || Up

      never liked melvin myself

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • Future Ed May 29,2012 9:16 am || Up

        I don’t think the A’s are capable of hiring a manager that will be liked

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • DFA Jun 2,2012 12:18 pm || Up

          I am availible for hire.

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • ptbnl Jun 2,2012 12:26 pm || Up

            So you’re half way there.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  45. brian.only May 27,2012 3:59 pm

    Micro teA’se!!!

  46. beebo May 27,2012 4:02 pm

    God damn it.

  47. bear88 May 27,2012 4:03 pm

    I watched too much A’s baseball this weekend.

  48. brian.only May 27,2012 4:04 pm

    Major League

  49. AV May 27,2012 4:07 pm

    sigh, sigh, sigh-sigh-sigh.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  50. FreeSeatUpgrade May 27,2012 4:09 pm

    I got home from my day our lt with kids just in time to see strike three to smith. This offense is painful.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  51. AV May 27,2012 4:09 pm

    i’m glad i spent the 9th in the shower. it leaves me without sin when i cast a “THE A’s STINK!”

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  52. Leopold Bloom May 27,2012 4:24 pm

    We won?!

  53. wistful witch May 27,2012 5:49 pm

    wow, i think i’m glad i missed the game today. :(

    • SPWC May 27,2012 6:01 pm || Up

      I didn’t miss it and I wish I had. I should’a went to the bar.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • wistful witch May 27,2012 6:02 pm || Up

        i’m usually really antsy and weird when i miss games. instead, now, i’m totally happy and chill. ;)

    • nobody in particular May 27,2012 6:02 pm || Up

      Don’t sweat it, it wasn’t really an MLB game anyway… really, it was just the latest installment of an exhibition series where the owners of the winning team write a big annual check to the owners of the losing team to pretend otherwise.

      Think of it as Corporate Communism and not a real sport and you’ll get the idea.

      Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
      • wistful witch May 27,2012 6:03 pm || Up

        i think spending the day at the ocean was a good choice for me. ♥

        • SPWC May 27,2012 6:04 pm || Up

          Agreed. I was hoping you and G would go on a day trip.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • wistful witch May 27,2012 6:06 pm || Up

            i woke up this morning and felt like i would die if i didn’t get to touch Yemaya today.

            • SPWC May 27,2012 6:11 pm || Up

              I had to look up her origin.

              I don’t think I’ve ever felt that feeling. I wonder why. Maybe I’m just more of a river person.

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
              • wistful witch May 27,2012 6:12 pm || Up

                in that tradition, the river is Oshun. also one of my ♥

                • SPWC May 27,2012 6:19 pm || Up

                  Oh wow… I’m a bit blown away. She definitely resonates, big time.

                  Thank you once again!

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • wistful witch May 27,2012 6:20 pm || Up

                  always, anytime. it makes me happy to share with you. ♥

                • SPWC May 27,2012 6:30 pm || Up

                  Do you know anything of/have any experience with Chinnamasta? Is she too chaotic neutral to be trusted?

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • wistful witch May 27,2012 6:30 pm || Up

                  i have never worked with Her. would love to learn more, though.

                • SPWC May 27,2012 6:41 pm || Up

                  As silly of a place as it might be to start, her wikipedia entry is quite extensive.

                  I’m pretty sure I have no interest in cutting off my own head. Other than that, I’m definitely drawn to her.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • wistful witch May 27,2012 6:42 pm || Up

                  you are doing lots of tantrika work right now. :D

                • wistful witch May 27,2012 6:43 pm || Up

                  oh…and there is your Vagrayogini connection, too!!!

                • SPWC May 27,2012 6:48 pm || Up

                  Very true.

                  There are still a lot of parts of me trying to fight the process, though.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • wistful witch May 27,2012 6:49 pm || Up

                  been there, for sure.

                • SPWC May 27,2012 6:54 pm || Up

                  Positive:

                  She has severed her own head which means her worshipers must get rid of their egos

                  Sort Of Negative:

                  This also means detachment from the earth, her gravity and all wordly things

                  Positive:

                  after which one progresses spiritually and gets the strength to grasp all super-natural powers granted by the goddess like the power to become invisible, the power to fly, the power to get anything out of thin air and the power to be at many places at once. The goddess also blesses her worshiper with happiness, victory, success, health, wealth and knowledge.

                  Very Very Very Negative:

                  It is believed that even a slight mistake in her worship may get the worshiper beheaded. Though, it’s just a myth.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • wistful witch May 27,2012 6:56 pm || Up

                  yes. some of them are exceptionally demanding. :)
                  don’t rush anything…you’ll know who belongs in your personal pantheon. and it often does shift and change.

                  here’s one very interesting to me right now:
                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pomba_gira
                  ha!

                • SPWC May 27,2012 7:01 pm || Up

                  She reminds me a lot of Baubo.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • wistful witch May 27,2012 7:04 pm || Up

                  LOF Baubo! have done a lot of ritual with Her.

                • wistful witch May 27,2012 7:04 pm || Up

                  pomba gira is like the punk rock baubo. ;)

                • SPWC May 27,2012 7:14 pm || Up

                  I think you’re right. I see now that one of my main role models for my feminine side was very much a living embodiment of Pomba Gira.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • wistful witch May 27,2012 7:15 pm || Up

                  there are lots of fun websites about Her. sometimes, i am Her, too. ♥

                • SPWC May 27,2012 7:20 pm || Up

                  I can see that.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • Leopold Bloom May 27,2012 7:04 pm || Up

                  I grew up on the river.

                • wistful witch May 27,2012 7:05 pm || Up

                  need to camp on the river this year.

                • SPWC May 27,2012 7:06 pm || Up

                  houseboat? nearby subdivision? used to be a buoy?

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • dmoas May 27,2012 7:30 pm || Up

                  In a van.

                • FreeSeatUpgrade May 27,2012 8:35 pm || Up

                  I’d listen to her Bloom. When K says “used to be a buoy,” she knows wherefore of she speaks.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Leopold Bloom May 28,2012 4:18 pm || Up

                  Hmmm. Suburban, kind of. Probably closer to rural than suburban. It was a huge house on the banks of the St. Joseph’s River. An acre of land, and about 4,500 square ft.

      • SPWC May 27,2012 6:24 pm || Up

        Have you ever considered turning heel?

        Think of how fun it could be to be on the side that’s winning. You can even work towards being a more enlightened oppressor if you want to nurture a little liberal streak for contrarians’ sake.

        You could be like a mixture of Art Bell, Glenn Beck, and Gay Ted Nugent!

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • nobody in particular May 27,2012 7:27 pm || Up

          hahahahahahah, OMG a gay Ted Nugent, that cracked me up.

          Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
          • dmoas May 27,2012 7:31 pm || Up

            So… just a Ted Nugent? I’m not certain he’s just in the closet.

  54. SPWC May 27,2012 6:02 pm

    did Bryce Harper steal the warpaint look from college softball players, or did they steal it from Bryce Harper?

    I’m flipping back and forth between the Nats game and Cal trying to close it out against Washington.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • SPWC May 27,2012 6:02 pm || Up

      and Cal is in the Womens’ College WS.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  55. brian.only May 27,2012 7:40 pm

    Gio 7 IP, 1 H, 2 ER, 3 B, 10 K, and he has run support, 6-2 Nationals.

    OJOS LOCOS

    • wistful witch May 27,2012 7:43 pm || Up

      ♥ gio 4-eva

    • SPWC May 27,2012 8:06 pm || Up

      Livan Hernandez struck out Bryce Harper on an eephus and made him look silly. Next Harper AB- BOOM! Dinger City!

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Future Ed May 28,2012 8:03 am || Up

      sac fly too

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  56. brian.only May 27,2012 7:41 pm

    Harper SMASH, I like this team.

  57. brian.only May 27,2012 7:51 pm

    Trogdor Grand Salami, 5-3 Riverkitties.
    1 B, 1 K, 1 HR – howzabout that!

    • wistful witch May 27,2012 7:55 pm || Up

      something snuggly about that, fo sho.

  58. SPWC May 27,2012 8:08 pm

    How come I always get Hunter Pence confused with Michael Bourn?

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • brian.only May 27,2012 8:10 pm || Up

      Because they look exactly alike? ;)

    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 27,2012 8:23 pm || Up

      They were both picked up floating in the Mediterranean with gunshot wounds. After that, who can blame anyone for being confused?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • SPWC May 27,2012 8:31 pm || Up

        I knew the Astros established an academy in Libya for a reason!

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  59. wistful witch May 27,2012 10:41 pm

    are you all out or asleep?

    • Englishmajor May 27,2012 10:46 pm || Up

      I’m here, digesting a fantastic dinner. Are you still in need of a pet calendar?

      • wistful witch May 27,2012 10:47 pm || Up

        YES! i am in dire need of a pet calendar!

        • Englishmajor May 27,2012 10:54 pm || Up

          Then a pet calendar you shall have! I’ll give it to you on Saturday at the BBQ.

          • wistful witch May 27,2012 10:58 pm || Up

            ♥♥♥ THANK YOU so much!!! :D

          • SPWC May 27,2012 11:01 pm || Up

            You’re awesome. It will be good to know the exact dates that our pets have planned to rise up against us, as well as their secret holidays and ritual times. It will also be interesting to study a culture whose calendar is based on mealtimes rather than anything astrological.

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • SPWC May 27,2012 10:53 pm || Up

        How was the doubleheader yesterday?

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • Englishmajor May 27,2012 11:37 pm || Up

          Fun, although the Yankee fans were difficult to tolerate in the first half.

    • SPWC May 27,2012 10:54 pm || Up

      Hello again to you :)

      I lactated today!

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • wistful witch May 27,2012 10:58 pm || Up

        well, there’s something i’ve never done!

        • SPWC May 27,2012 11:05 pm || Up

          Maybe I didn’t, but I sort of did.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • wistful witch May 27,2012 11:07 pm || Up

            i suck at right-clicking. ;)

            • SPWC May 27,2012 11:17 pm || Up

              Apparently 5-32% of women can lactate, unassociated with childbirth or nursing. It can also occur in males or infants (in infants, it’s called “Witch’s Milk” and is supposed to be used to feed familiars. That seems unethical in this day and age, tho…)

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  60. SPWC May 27,2012 11:26 pm

    Well, I think I’ve run out of profound and/or interesting things to say. If you need some random entertainment, I can be of assistance for a while, but I can’t guarantee quality.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • wistful witch May 27,2012 11:27 pm || Up

      i’m stupid and bland right now.

      • SPWC May 27,2012 11:29 pm || Up

        Not stupid, but in safe mode. Not bland, but temporarily vanilla.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • SPWC May 27,2012 11:30 pm || Up

          “Temporarily Vanilla” would have been a cool band name back in the day when bands mattered.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS

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