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  1. SPWC Mar 22,2012 6:02 pm

    The sun just came out in the valley. A nice blessing. Too bad I’m too busy boiling quills off the wookie skull for to mount it. Too bad I don’t have a tank of maggots to do the job for me.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  2. JediLeroy Mar 22,2012 6:24 pm

    Rainbow?

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  3. Englishmajor Mar 22,2012 8:33 pm

    Is it bad that my first thought on reading the news about Whitney Houston was “I hope Jennifer had atherosclerosis in the ER pool”?

    • Jennifer Mar 22,2012 8:36 pm || Up

      That wasn’t even an option. :(

      Cocaine induced MI was my front runner.

    • SPWC Mar 22,2012 8:37 pm || Up

      It shows that you care about your extended family and friends. You didn’t know Whitney.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • AV Mar 22,2012 8:39 pm || Up

      did whitney die again? that’s some good coke.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  4. AV Mar 22,2012 8:45 pm

    bachelor for the weekend. woo hoo!/boo hoo!

    i just cracked a 5th of decent scotch

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • dmoas Mar 22,2012 9:08 pm || Up

      Let me know when you’ve reached an eighth. I’m a glass half empty kind of guy.

      • AV Mar 22,2012 9:12 pm || Up

        the 8th… i made into butter.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Jennifer Mar 22,2012 9:12 pm || Up

      I went fishing today. Then we had the fish for dinner. It was a little too real for me.

      • ozzman99 Mar 22,2012 9:34 pm || Up

        Hey! It’s so good to see you. Too bad I need to go to bed. I’m FKing tired. :(

  5. MikeV Mar 22,2012 9:52 pm

    Holy shit.

    Niners brought back Ginn and signed Josh Johnson to a 2 year deal. FK yea.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • nevermoor Mar 22,2012 10:37 pm || Up

      Holy shitballs.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • MikeV Mar 22,2012 10:43 pm || Up

        Baalke, Harbaugh, and Paraag Marathe (sp?) are kicking ass and taking names.

        More details on the Smith contract are out now, too. They’ve basically put in easy outs EVERY YEAR, it’s like three consecutive 1 year deals lumped together — compared to the Fitzpatrick, Sanchez, and even Flynn contracts… they’re just doing it better than everybody else is right now.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • nevermoor Mar 22,2012 11:16 pm || Up

          I still can’t believe how much they’ve already added. We’re one guard away from being significantly more talented (or equal) at each position

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • MikeV Mar 22,2012 11:53 pm || Up

            Peter Konz in the draft. RG for 2 years and then C after Goodwin’s contract expires.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

          • OldhamA Mar 23,2012 12:27 pm || Up

            I can’t believe they brought Smith back.

            • monkeyball Mar 23,2012 12:33 pm || Up

              #MIB3

              you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
              • OldhamA Mar 23,2012 12:36 pm || Up

                I can’t believe they brought the entire franchise back.

                • monkeyball Mar 23,2012 12:38 pm || Up

                  #oaklandathletics

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • dmoas Mar 23,2012 1:11 pm || Up

                  I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

    • elcroata Mar 23,2012 1:45 am || Up

      What did the Marlins get in exchange?

      Because survival is insufficient
      • nevermoor Mar 23,2012 9:59 am || Up

        An open DL slot, to be filled later.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  6. Future Ed Mar 23,2012 1:51 am

    i REALLY WISH SHIT WOULD WORK WHEN i AM ON A DEADLINE

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  7. Future Ed Mar 23,2012 2:39 am

    2:40 and alls well

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  8. Future Ed Mar 23,2012 4:08 am

    I have kids, right? I like to see them. SOmetimes (all the time) I choose to see them at regular time, like after work) and forgo the work I have to do when the 5 o clock whistle blows.

    So I have a trial next week and need to finish up my pretrial motions by 11 today. (PDT). SO I decide to hang out with the family like normal, fall asleep with teh kids get up around 2 or so and finish my motions. so, when does the modem crap out? that’s right 3 am.

    Good to know: tech support is much quicker at 4 AM than 4 PM.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • elcroata Mar 23,2012 7:14 am || Up

      what’s that “modem” you are talking about?

      Because survival is insufficient
    • AV Mar 23,2012 8:40 am || Up

      the law talking guys that make it are the guys that get in their pretrial motions at any time. get home at 5pm, get up at 2. that’s why there ain’t a law talking guy i know that don’t take double espressos.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  9. OldhamA Mar 23,2012 12:25 pm

    I’m already far too good for this job: boss turns to me at 3pm today and says “Y’know what Phil, why don’t you start your weekend early. There’s nothing left for you to do”.

    It’ll be time soon to start looking for a new one.

    • Future Ed Mar 23,2012 12:58 pm || Up

      Operation slow down begins

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • OldhamA Mar 23,2012 1:43 pm || Up

        Nah, ‘Operation: Do a bitchin job, get a great reference and get the fuck out of Cambridge’ is in full swing.

    • Kylianna Mar 23,2012 2:27 pm || Up

      Or you could pull a Bloom and just add a second job.

  10. Kylianna Mar 23,2012 2:27 pm

    Anyone got SF restaurant suggestions — looking for a place that’s nice, but not like UBER expensive/ritzy?

    • Future Ed Mar 23,2012 2:32 pm || Up

      Where in the city?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ptbnl Mar 23,2012 2:32 pm || Up

      What kind of food?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • dmoas Mar 23,2012 2:37 pm || Up

      How are you planning to eat the food?

    • monkeyball Mar 23,2012 2:37 pm || Up

      What if you tire before it’s done?

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • ptbnl Mar 23,2012 2:44 pm || Up

        Should have been a “when … ” question.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • monkeyball Mar 23,2012 2:47 pm || Up

          I was just going for the Hudsucker gag.

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • Kylianna Mar 23,2012 2:50 pm || Up

        Then ONLY SADNESS.

    • Glorious Mundy Mar 23,2012 2:38 pm || Up

      Who’s picking up the check?

    • nevermoor Mar 23,2012 2:46 pm || Up

      Yes. Subject to the information requested by (at least) the first couple people.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • nevermoor Mar 23,2012 3:25 pm || Up

        Blue Plate
        Firefly
        Contigo
        Flour / Water
        Mission Chinese Food
        Crustacean
        Tadich
        Bix
        R&G Lounge (especially if they’re serving Black Cod today)
        Incanto
        Town Hall

        You know, for starters.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • Kylianna Mar 23,2012 4:17 pm || Up

          Oh my god. Thank you for the epic list. Well. This also fills up my future life plans as well. :D

          • nevermoor Mar 23,2012 4:20 pm || Up

            Hope you find a match somewhere. It’s a broad list, so I’m sure some of ’em won’t appeal to you.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • DFA Mar 24,2012 7:23 pm || Up

          I would avoid mission chinese in this regard… no reservations and it will take a while to get seated.

          Want to go to flour and water’s pasta class. My recs are on the cheaper side. But this is a good list.

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • monkeyball Mar 23,2012 2:47 pm || Up

      How are you arriving — on foot, PT, car? From where?

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • Kylianna Mar 23,2012 2:50 pm || Up

        We’ve got a car + driver for the night.

        • Future Ed Mar 23,2012 2:56 pm || Up

          how many people?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • dmoas Mar 23,2012 3:34 pm || Up

              What animals do they look like?

              • Kylianna Mar 23,2012 3:41 pm || Up

                One looks like a kitty. One looks kind of like a tarsier. The other looks like Sexiness.

                I apparently look like a cocker spaniel. :(

                • ptbnl Mar 23,2012 3:42 pm || Up

                  If they were board games, which would they be?

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • Kylianna Mar 23,2012 4:16 pm || Up

                  Mystery Date, LotR-Edition Trivial Pursuit, Mousetrap, and something adorable that involves bunnies.

                • dmoas Mar 23,2012 4:19 pm || Up

                • Kylianna Mar 23,2012 4:28 pm || Up

                  I don’t know how to feel about this.

                • monkeyball Mar 23,2012 4:32 pm || Up

                  … funny?

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • AV Mar 23,2012 4:32 pm || Up

                  i for one feel funny.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • monkeyball Mar 23,2012 4:40 pm || Up

                  For one, you feel funny. For two, you feel just about right.

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • Leopold Bloom Mar 27,2012 2:14 am || Up

                  …are you two dating now?

                • AV Mar 27,2012 9:21 am || Up

                  (i’ve been wondering the same thing myself.)

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • andeux Mar 23,2012 2:48 pm || Up

      Are we invited?

      TINSTAAFK
        • Leopold Bloom Mar 27,2012 2:14 am || Up

          I am one with unfathomable sadness.

          • dmoas Mar 27,2012 4:53 pm || Up

            I’m confused. Are we invited for dinner with no fk after? Or is it just the dinner we’re not invited?

    • Glorious Mundy Mar 23,2012 2:49 pm || Up

      Do you want to be surrounded by people like DFA, or by people like monkeyball?

      • Kylianna Mar 23,2012 2:57 pm || Up

        I’m not sure I should be around hipsters if I’m not in Florida.

        • Leopold Bloom Mar 27,2012 2:14 am || Up

          stay the fuck out of Florida.

          • monkeyball Mar 27,2012 9:26 am || Up

            … comma deadbeat

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • ptbnl Mar 23,2012 2:51 pm || Up

      Aren’t you glad you asked?

      Greens is a favorite.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • monkeyball Mar 23,2012 2:54 pm || Up

      Rue St Jacques
      Hyde St Bistro
      Hyde St Seafood
      Caffe Delle Stelle

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • Tutu-late Mar 23,2012 3:13 pm || Up

        Is Nam Yen’s still around? That was a great place for a family.

      • Kylianna Mar 23,2012 3:30 pm || Up

        You, sir, are an officer and a gentleman.

        And a monkey.

        Gracias. :D

    • AV Mar 23,2012 3:19 pm || Up

      go to my friend’s place!

      http://www.barjules.com

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Mar 23,2012 3:19 pm || Up

      A16, on Chestnut Street

    • DFA Mar 24,2012 7:21 pm || Up

      Define cheap?

      Places I use for dates with my budget:

      00 and B Star

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  11. OldhamA Mar 23,2012 6:24 pm

    Is this the right place to admit that I literally have no idea who is on this team anymore?

    • Kylianna Mar 23,2012 6:51 pm || Up

      Brandon McCarthy. Some other guys.

      That’s all I know.

      • OldhamA Mar 23,2012 6:54 pm || Up

        Is that the tall bloke with the mildly amusing twitter account?

        • Bed Mar 23,2012 7:14 pm || Up

          If you’re like me and not on Twitter he’s just another pitcher who’ll soon be traded. I care about the A’s for Jemile Weeks and Yoenis Cespedes and that’s it.

          But seriously, folks....
          • OldhamA Mar 23,2012 7:39 pm || Up

            I’m on twitter, but I never tweet.

            • Bed Mar 23,2012 7:41 pm || Up

              I have several friends on it but I still don’t get it. I’m a tool though as I’m not on FB either and I can barely turn on my cell phone and computer.

              But seriously, folks....
              • Future Ed Mar 23,2012 10:07 pm || Up

                news /comedy/baseball. Don’t send messages, except to tell pam to drink more coffee

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
  12. Bed Mar 23,2012 7:16 pm

    So I see the lounge is hopping like normal. Is this thing going to pick up next week with actual games or is it dead?

    But seriously, folks....
  13. Bed Mar 23,2012 7:18 pm

    So google chrome won’t work and on IE9 it won’t show updates on FK….I hate computers.

    But seriously, folks....
  14. Bed Mar 23,2012 7:29 pm

    Finally finished Mass Effect 3 and I loved it right up until the last 10 minutes which made no sense whatsoever. I think I’ll just pretend they never happened.

    I have no problems with a non-happy ending in fact I always expected that it would end on a sad note but I was hoping the ending would have some logic to it and be satisfying.

    All that said I still loved the journey of playing all 3 games these last 5 years.

    But seriously, folks....
    • nevermoor Mar 23,2012 7:34 pm || Up

      I just started last night. It hasn’t won me yet, but I do remember some of the annoying features of the last one.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Bed Mar 23,2012 7:39 pm || Up

        ME3 has the best character moments of the series but I liked the gameplay of ME2 better. Of course that all depends on how you play the game as it’s different for everyone depending on your style, the back story of your character and the choices you’ve made the previous two games.

        I played it as a paragon soldier who always tried to do the right thing so pretty much everyone wanted to work with me.

        But seriously, folks....
        • nevermoor Mar 24,2012 1:11 am || Up

          I switched to renegade in ME2. Was a sniper there but am now the multi-weapon biotic person

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • OldhamA Mar 23,2012 7:39 pm || Up

      I’ve heard bad things. I haven’t played it yet. Spoil it and I will end you and all those you hold dear.

      • Bed Mar 23,2012 7:42 pm || Up

        I won’t spoil the ending and again the game story is different on how you play it so I couldn’t anyway.

        But seriously, folks....
  15. Bed Mar 23,2012 7:45 pm

    I know what everyone wants to talk about is my fantasy baseball draft on Sunday.

    But seriously, folks....
    • colin Mar 24,2012 1:17 am || Up

      You should draft the player who embodies the most maximum VORP!

  16. Bed Mar 23,2012 7:46 pm

    So what the heck is a dow virgin noodle?

    But seriously, folks....
  17. Future Ed Mar 23,2012 7:51 pm

    I would hate it if thos theard dies and nobody noted in regards to the title:

    OH BONDAGE, UP YOURS

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Mar 23,2012 10:18 pm || Up

      R.I.P.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  18. Bed Mar 23,2012 7:55 pm

    I know you never come around attijah but I told you I’d watch the first episode of Supernatural which I gather was one of you favorite shows and I did. In fact we watched 3 of them on Netflix and it was fun. Kind of a CW version of The X-Files.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Future Ed Mar 23,2012 10:08 pm || Up

      I like it. Not enough to know when its on, or which one is sam and which one is dean. but its watchable

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Mar 23,2012 10:19 pm || Up

      i thought of atti just now because i was watching the 2003 clincher against the rangers and she gave me that tape. i’m supposed to digitize it and a bunch others.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  19. Bed Mar 23,2012 8:49 pm

    Alrighty then….bye.

    But seriously, folks....
  20. wistful witch Mar 23,2012 11:15 pm

    i ♥ spanish tapas. and you.

  21. OldhamA Mar 24,2012 11:17 am

    Finally got round to watching Moneyball on a lazy Saturday afternoon. It’s bittersweet considering how much the team sucks now.

  22. wistful witch Mar 25,2012 7:18 pm

    is anyone here?

    • Englishmajor Mar 25,2012 7:26 pm || Up

      I am! Getting ready to watch the A’s vs the Hanshin Tigers — oh no, I forgot, it’s NOT ON TV. or radio.

      • wistful witch Mar 25,2012 7:48 pm || Up

        heart break, i tell you.

        • Englishmajor Mar 25,2012 8:07 pm || Up

          But at least we have Gameday!

      • gonealookin Mar 25,2012 8:05 pm || Up

        Justin.tv as long as it lasts…

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Englishmajor Mar 25,2012 8:30 pm || Up

          OOH~ I just saw this on FB. Honto ni arigato!

          • gonealookin Mar 25,2012 8:46 pm || Up

            The feed has been up and good quality for the first 2-1/2 innings. Quick history lesson on the A’s:

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • Englishmajor Mar 25,2012 8:51 pm || Up

              Fair number of empty seats in the Dome.

              • gonealookin Mar 25,2012 8:53 pm || Up

                It’s Monday afternoon and there’s no Ichiro. Watching some of the M’s game last night, the Japanese see these games as the ICHIRO SERIES.

                Ross getting hit pretty hard here.

                What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • lenscrafters Mar 25,2012 8:58 pm || Up

                  But at least our offense is in midseason form.

                • Englishmajor Mar 25,2012 9:02 pm || Up

                  And it’s Hanshin playing in Tokyo….if they’d been in Osaka it might have been easier for fans to get out of work.

                • Englishmajor Mar 25,2012 9:02 pm || Up

                  It was a bit of them to play Wipe Out!

                • Englishmajor Mar 25,2012 9:06 pm || Up

                  A bit mean, I meant,

              • andeux Mar 25,2012 8:55 pm || Up

                A’s should feel right at home.

                TINSTAAFK
              • monkeyball Mar 26,2012 9:33 am || Up

                They shoulda tarped it.

                you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  23. gonealookin Mar 25,2012 9:10 pm

    ZOOKI-SAN!!

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  24. ptbnl Mar 25,2012 9:13 pm

    Can I just say I love daddy-daughter days.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  25. andeux Mar 25,2012 9:18 pm

    Wes Timmons sighting.

    TINSTAAFK
    • gonealookin Mar 25,2012 9:29 pm || Up

      Ugh, it’s blurry, but the best I could grab quickly. Edit: a little better pic for the Timmons fans.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy Mar 25,2012 10:10 pm || Up

        They should be wearing the real major league uniforms for these games. Those jerseys are embarrassing.

  26. ptbnl Mar 25,2012 9:23 pm

    Damn that was an ugly throw by Cowgill.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  27. gonealookin Mar 25,2012 9:45 pm

    Japanese television clearly considers Billy the only recognizable personality affiliated with the A’s.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • ptbnl Mar 25,2012 9:47 pm || Up

      Unless they think it’s Brad Pitt.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • lenscrafters Mar 25,2012 9:50 pm || Up

      They seem to like Weeks and Suzuki too.

  28. Bed Mar 25,2012 9:47 pm

    Rock Chalk, Jayhawk….GO KU!

    But seriously, folks....
  29. Bed Mar 25,2012 9:49 pm

    So sweet to beat Ol’ Roy to get to the Final Four….is he crying yet? He always liked to cry when his KU teams went out way before they were supposed to. To this I say suck it Fog Hog Leghorn.

    But seriously, folks....
  30. Bed Mar 25,2012 9:50 pm

    A Final Four trip will help ease the pain of the A’s losing 95 games and the Raiders going 6-10 this year.

    But seriously, folks....
  31. ptbnl Mar 25,2012 10:13 pm

    FDLS pitching – great balls of fire.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • gonealookin Mar 25,2012 10:14 pm || Up

      He consistently hit 152 on the radar gun, with one pitch at 154.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • ptbnl Mar 25,2012 10:15 pm || Up

        And one pitch hitting the radar gun.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  32. Bed Mar 25,2012 10:16 pm

    Well, it’s been fun.

    But seriously, folks....
  33. Englishmajor Mar 25,2012 10:16 pm

    That Xanax ad was hilarious.

    • Englishmajor Mar 25,2012 10:23 pm || Up

      (apparently, Xanax is a sporting goods manufacturer in Japan. For some reason, they decided to do their ad in English, and it featured a small boy and a kindly old shopkeeper.
      Small boy: (Looking over display) Do you have any Xanax?
      Kindly old shopkeeper: (Chuckles and reaches under counter) You certainly have good taste for someone your age.
      Then he pulls out a baseball glove.)

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