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I am utterly confused: game thread 050309 117

Sweeney
Cabrera
Giambi
Holliday
Cust RF
Suzuki DH
Crosby 3B
Petit 2B
Powell C

PoppyEdit:

117 thoughts on “I am utterly confused: game thread 050309

  1. 74mk May 3,2009 1:11 pm

    Explanations:

    Not platooning Crosby and Hannahan because you just can’t take that kind of bulldozing devil-may-care moxie out of the lineup.

    Not platooning Petit and Patterson because two hits last night means Petit might be hot. Also he’s better defensively, and Outman needs all the help he can get.

    Suzuki gets the day off, but Geren wishes to … wait for it … keep his bat in lineup. Plus Geren hates Buck.

    I’m disappointed Geren did not find a way to work Davis into the lineup.

  2. Jjjsixsix May 3,2009 1:20 pm

    a run! We may need quite a few of those today.

    • bear88 May 3,2009 5:42 pm || Up

      And now I don’t.

      Arg.

      I don’t know what the bullpen situation really is, but Geren’s handling of that situation was utterly mystifying.

  3. Jjjsixsix May 3,2009 1:21 pm

    home run!! that’s a true outcome.

    • Jjjsixsix May 3,2009 5:21 pm || Up

      I was in Taipei, in a hotel. Unfortunately, that was during the daytime there, but I did get to listen to Vin Scully.

  4. monkeyball May 3,2009 1:21 pm

    SPARTA-KRAUT!

  5. mikeA May 3,2009 1:21 pm

    I love Cust.

  6. monkeyball May 3,2009 1:21 pm

    CUST-O-FAB!

    • 74mk May 3,2009 5:43 pm || Up

      By extension, I blame mikeA for having a birthday, Poppy for remembering it, and A-Rod for only tipping 15% at Hooters.

  7. mikeA May 3,2009 1:22 pm

    Thank you to Wakamatsu for not starting Felix today when they had the same rest.

  8. monkeyball May 3,2009 1:26 pm

    oo. not out.

  9. monkeyball May 3,2009 1:28 pm

    crosby, too, loathes the hot yellow orb

    • Poppy May 3,2009 5:56 pm || Up

      No. We just don’t have anyone here to say “Game over.”

  10. monkeyball May 3,2009 1:31 pm

    I. HATE. THIS. RADIO. AD.

  11. mikeA May 3,2009 1:34 pm

    They don’t wear the road grays enough. Much better than the green.

    • 74mk May 3,2009 6:07 pm || Up

      The plot thickens: last May 3rd win was in 2003.

      2008: Loss
      2007: Off day
      2006: Loss
      2005: Loss
      2004: Off day

  12. monkeyball May 3,2009 1:34 pm

    Anyone want to join me in a class-action lawsuit over the misleading dollar-dog ads?

    I hear it not as “And hot dogs, too, for just a dollar,” but as “And hot dogs: two for just a dollar.”

  13. mjdittmer May 3,2009 1:46 pm
  14. 74mk May 3,2009 1:47 pm

    Vince: “the ball was bananing … had a little banana to it”

    • andeux May 3,2009 7:27 pm || Up

      I don’t think so. It would have been 7-5 with the bases loaded and two out instead of 7-6 with runners on 1st and 3rd and two out. But then two runs would have scored on Ichiro’s single anyway.

  15. Jjjsixsix May 3,2009 2:00 pm

    Kurt is on fire.

  16. Jjjsixsix May 3,2009 2:06 pm

    I love A’s baserunning.

  17. mikeA May 3,2009 2:07 pm

    1st and 3rd 2 outs=not a good time steal. Maybe in little league.

    • nevermoor May 3,2009 8:28 pm || Up

      Because going home prevents a run from scoring.

  18. whiteshoes40 May 3,2009 2:29 pm

    I like Petit. Can we keep him?

  19. 74mk May 3,2009 2:39 pm

    1. The power of “knows how to handle the bat”:

    GS for Cabrera the past 3+ seasons: 488
    GS hitting lower than 3rd in the lineup: 0

    2. What does it mean to “have a seat on a flight to your life”?

    3. Those otters appear to be hatching a plot that involves a) scratching out the eyes of their handlers, b) copulating ferociously, and c) detonating a suitcase nuke in a shopping mall.

  20. soaker May 3,2009 2:53 pm

    Listening to Niehaus today…he mentioned that it’s the 29th anniversary of the A’s stealing home twice against Jack Morris and Lance Parrish, one of which was on a triple steal, a play I don’t think has been duplicated since. All those years sitting in the old Coliseum bleachers, that was absolutely one of the greatest moments.

  21. oblique May 3,2009 3:46 pm

    I had a revelation today about the “sippin’ on a MGD” commercial. This may have already been covered, but I realized that the reason he was able to not spill the draft beer when he trips on the dance floor is that it’s an MGD, and therefore it’s in a bottle, not a mug or a cheap-ass plastic cup. I feel so enlightened, I just wanted to share.

  22. green star oakland May 3,2009 3:54 pm

    A third of the line-up below the Mendoza line … if this goes to extra innings, we are so screwed.

  23. whiteshoes40 May 3,2009 3:58 pm

    Ziggy doesn’t look so good.

  24. Poppy May 3,2009 4:00 pm

    “Orlando Cabrera just RAN over to Jack Hannahan and whispered something to him,” says Glen.

    OC: “Dude! LEAVE. IT. ALONE.”

  25. Jjjsixsix May 3,2009 4:01 pm

    Springer vs Lopez… round 2. We win this time.

  26. mikeA May 3,2009 4:06 pm

    Aardsma looks like a gopher.

  27. 74mk May 3,2009 4:09 pm

    1. I get Davis for Cust, but is Crosby really a better defensive first baseman than Giambi?

    2. It’s depressing how quickly overuse, injuries, and airborne contagions have transformed the relief staff from a strength into a liability.

    3. Pet peeve, apropos of nothing: when people say “quite frankly”, followed by an uncontroversial banality.

    4. Culinary assertion, apropos of nothing: lentil soup is the best soup.

  28. mikeA May 3,2009 4:24 pm

    take take take take

  29. mikeA May 3,2009 4:27 pm

    yay Petit is up.

  30. bear88 May 3,2009 4:44 pm

    This is the part of extra-inning games I dislike.

    You have invested a fair amount of time in waiting for the outcome. At this stage, you are not optimistic that things will end well. But you don’t want to give up, because that’s not the kind of fan you are. Plus, what if it does end well? You would feel foolish.

    But this game already has taken up more time than alloted. There are chores to do, requests from other family members, general restlessness.

    And so it drags on…

  31. green star oakland May 3,2009 5:11 pm

    Powell crosses the Mendoza line!

  32. mikeA May 3,2009 5:15 pm

    I’m looking forward to the highlights… who has this inning on the radio?

  33. mikeA May 3,2009 5:18 pm

    Vargas does not drink. Does not smoke. Does not make love. What do you do Vargas?

  34. Jjjsixsix May 3,2009 5:39 pm

    Are you serious?

  35. 74mk May 3,2009 5:40 pm

    I blame the evil birthday otters for this.

  36. andeux May 3,2009 5:51 pm

    I am utterly confused.

  37. Jennifer May 3,2009 5:52 pm

    Is this game still on?

  38. andeux May 3,2009 5:54 pm

    oh, for krauts sake

  39. mikeA May 3,2009 5:56 pm

    not a fun birthday.

  40. mikeA May 3,2009 5:57 pm

    I think Holliday is having the worst game in baseball history.

  41. Jjjsixsix May 3,2009 5:57 pm

    It could be worse. We could be playing a double-header.

  42. mikeA May 3,2009 5:58 pm

    runs? maybe?

  43. mikeA May 3,2009 5:59 pm

    I’m guessing Powell can’t bunt…

  44. mikeA May 3,2009 5:59 pm

    take it off.

  45. green star oakland May 3,2009 6:12 pm

    Eveland FTL

  46. Jjjsixsix May 3,2009 6:14 pm

    did that really happen?

  47. nevermoor May 3,2009 6:42 pm

    DFA Hannahan now?

    If he throws home like a real infielder we win.

  48. whiteshoes40 May 3,2009 7:21 pm

    Um, wow. I don’t know many of the particulars of the latter stages of this game, and I’m going to keep it that way.

  49. green star oakland May 3,2009 9:00 pm

    Talking of going home …

    Tuning in to PBS’s film of otters in Mull, I’ve just seen a moment of “Extreme Makeover Home Edition” that shows a building crew installing bolt-on log-ends onto a steel-framed “authentic log cabin” in Colorado. The depressing triumph of form over function painfully echoed today’s unlucky 13th inning.

    But the otter mum just fought off a seal that wanted to sit on the rock her pups were nesting on, and the west coast of Scotland is sublime, and the matar paneer is yummy, and Lily is asleep after a weekend of doing her “My community” project for school, and the theme she chose for the centerpiece was “My family”, and life goes on.

    Happy birthday mikeA.

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