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Winter Meetings Grill 451

The Grill of the Winter Meetings.

Wake me when the A’s make a big move, would you?

451 thoughts on “Winter Meetings Grill

  1. Glorious Mundy Dec 5,2016 10:28 am

    “I did nothing, and I would not go back and do something if you gave me the opportunity to do so.” Put that man in the Hall of Fame.

  2. ozzman99 Dec 5,2016 1:36 pm

    Two big moves for the A’s today: NOT trading Sonny, and NOT asking for Danby Swanson.

  3. Glorious Mundy Dec 5,2016 2:02 pm

    Now it’s a party.

    • ozzman99 Dec 5,2016 2:07 pm || Up

      I hope they walked through the lobby in slow motion.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 5,2016 8:57 pm || Up

      Where do I find the mashed potatoes?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • sslinger Dec 5,2016 11:36 pm || Up

        That was one good line from the latest SNL/Baldwin Trump spoof: Trump – why is that picture of me that I hate sitting there? K Conway: that’s just a plate of mashed potatoes.

  4. Glorious Mundy Dec 5,2016 2:07 pm

    • Future Ed Dec 5,2016 8:51 pm || Up

      learn something new. thanks vince and ken

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  5. Glorious Mundy Dec 5,2016 2:16 pm

    The view from Soaker’s window.

    • dmoas Dec 5,2016 2:31 pm || Up

      Nice downward slope covered in ice. I can’t tell but no one has chains on or it’s just that bad?

      • andeux Dec 5,2016 2:42 pm || Up

        People in cities usually have snow tires, not chains. In some cases chains are even prohibited because they tear up the roads too much.
        There must be a really bad layer of ice under the snow.

        TINSTAAFK
        • ozzman99 Dec 5,2016 2:50 pm || Up

          Montreal in the summers is beautiful, though. Well, at least it was during the few days of the one summer when I visited.

        • Soaker Dec 5,2016 2:57 pm || Up

          I think chains are usually OK, because nobody would use them for very long. It’s studded snow tires that are prohibited due to road damage in some states where they would be the most useful (Minnesota, Michigan), because you would be driving on them continuously for months. Studded tires are legal in CA and NV but not that many people use them (noise and lousy ride on dry pavement). I run the unstudded Bridgestone Blizzaks on the AWD RAV4 and haven’t had any issues; you still have to be extra aware to avoid the need for a sudden stop. Of course once you lose it on an icy hill AWD or snow tires won’t help, you’re probably just along for the ride.

          Those icy roads videos on Youtube are great, especially late at night after you’ve had a few drinks. I especially recommend the Russian dashcam ones. Those people are FKing insane.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • ozzman99 Dec 5,2016 3:08 pm || Up

            I lost traction on an icy hill when I lived in Cleveland. In a ’92 Corolla. I was going really slow, and it was a short distance, so it was no big deal. I hit a concrete barrier, but no damage. It was kinda scary and kinda fun, all at once.

            • Glorious Mundy Dec 5,2016 3:15 pm || Up

              It’s all fun until the snow plow is sliding down after you.

              • ozzman99 Dec 5,2016 3:27 pm || Up

                It’s Cleveland. You take your fun where you can get it.

    • ozzman99 Dec 5,2016 2:32 pm || Up

      The next time someone tells me Californians can’t drive in the rain, I’m gonna send them this video.

      • dmoas Dec 5,2016 2:49 pm || Up

        According to my brother, people in CO *really* can’t drive in the rain. Snow? No problem.

        • ozzman99 Dec 5,2016 2:51 pm || Up

          I’m not saying Californians are great drivers.

    • ptbnl Dec 5,2016 2:48 pm || Up

      Of course it’s the police car that does a 180 before joining the pile-up.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  6. Glorious Mundy Dec 5,2016 7:22 pm

    What’s the more ridiculous item Nordstrom is selling? These rocks?

    Or this thing?

    • ptbnl Dec 5,2016 7:50 pm || Up

      At $1200 the cloud wins.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  7. Glorious Mundy Dec 5,2016 8:40 pm

    Another 80 point half for the Warriors.

    • Glorious Mundy Dec 5,2016 9:19 pm || Up

      Just 57 60 points for Klay in the third quarter.

  8. ozzman99 Dec 5,2016 11:30 pm
    • AV Dec 6,2016 6:41 am || Up

      straight out of martin cruz smith.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  9. ozzman99 Dec 5,2016 11:36 pm

    Here’s a nice story.

  10. Glorious Mundy Dec 6,2016 11:01 am

    How am I just now learning of the BBC’s “In Our Time”? Perfect podcast.

    • AV Dec 6,2016 1:20 pm || Up

      partly because i’m inept? following your link, it seems i’ve only been getting a tip of that iceberg and cursing that it comes out so seldom. didn’t realize there were sub-categories. but yeah can vouch for at least in our time: culture.

      also, can’t wait till crime town comes to my town.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy Dec 6,2016 1:23 pm || Up

        I seem to be subscribed to a general feed that gives all of them. The history shows are fantastic.

        • AV Dec 6,2016 1:29 pm || Up

          yeah, found the umbrella one now that you opened my eyes.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy Dec 6,2016 1:29 pm || Up

        What is “crime comes to my town”?

        • colin Dec 6,2016 1:35 pm || Up

          I think it’s this. I’m curious because a lot of my wife’s family is from Providence. People around there still like Buddy Cianci!

          • Glorious Mundy Dec 6,2016 1:38 pm || Up

            That looks FKing awesome.

            I have some Brown in my family, and their dispatches re: Cianci always left me slackjawed.

            • sslinger Dec 6,2016 2:59 pm || Up

              Yeah, my BIL is Italian from RI, and he probably knows some of the people in these stories.

        • AV Dec 6,2016 1:36 pm || Up

          whoops. i spelled it wrong. crimetown. the the-jinx-related podcast that plans to investigate crime in one town per season. so far, providence RI. oakland can’t be far behind.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  11. Glorious Mundy Dec 6,2016 11:42 am

    A lot of dead rubbers today in the Champs League, but Benfica-Napoli (Espn3) is a good one with a lot on the line. I tuned in just in time to hear the entire stadium in Lisbon singing a haunting fado song pregame.

  12. Glorious Mundy Dec 6,2016 2:47 pm

    • Future Ed Dec 6,2016 6:28 pm || Up

      and at first, and short, maybe in right, some relief pitching would help

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  13. Glorious Mundy Dec 6,2016 5:28 pm

    • lenscrafters Dec 6,2016 5:38 pm || Up

      Dyson is only under control for one year. I could see trading Hahn for him but Cotton or Mengden would be ridiculous.

  14. Glorious Mundy Dec 6,2016 5:46 pm

  15. lenscrafters Dec 6,2016 6:22 pm

    This is the type of gamble I’d like to see the A’s make. Wilson Ramos hit .307/.354/.496 last year as a catcher. He’s only getting 12.5 guaranteed because of ACL surgery, but it’s a good high upside gamble for around the price of an annual Alonso.

    • Glorious Mundy Dec 6,2016 6:32 pm || Up

      They kind of did cheaper versions of this last year with Hill and Alvarez. One of those worked out nicely.

  16. Future Ed Dec 6,2016 6:32 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 6,2016 6:43 pm || Up

      Bogut’s an extremely strange guy, and leaving the Bay Area seems to have made him more comfortable releasing his inner dumb ass.

  17. MikeV Dec 6,2016 7:36 pm

    Huh.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  18. ozzman99 Dec 7,2016 12:30 am

    Speaking of winter meetings, best to be as safe as possible. Also, it’s winter and you’re gonna want to keep warm.

    • ptbnl Dec 7,2016 7:29 am || Up

      Yeah, that seems like it could very easily be correlation without causation.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • sslinger Dec 7,2016 9:44 am || Up

        Walking down College Ave the other evening two women were approaching me and talking together, and just as they were close enough to hear one of them said something like “…the worst was when I got it all taken off here..” and put her hands on her crotch. Then they both looked up and saw me, and the three of us all just cracked up. Pretty funny little shared anonymous moment.

      • ozzman99 Dec 7,2016 12:31 pm || Up

        I think that’s most likely.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 7,2016 2:21 pm || Up

          Possibly, though the study claims to have controlled for age and # of sexual partners. Shaving also leaves short-term micro abrasions which could at least theoretically increase spread of blood-born pathogens.

          This is all reminding me that I need to recharge my clippers.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • ozzman99 Dec 7,2016 2:31 pm || Up

            Easiest way to avoid STI’s and STD’s is to be thoroughly unappealing to other humans. This is a skill I have mastered!

  19. ozzman99 Dec 7,2016 12:36 am

    I dunno, I thought this was pretty damn funny.

  20. Glorious Mundy Dec 7,2016 8:04 am

    About damn time.

    • lenscrafters Dec 7,2016 8:08 am || Up

      Awesome.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 7,2016 8:46 am || Up

        Hooray!

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • batgirl Dec 7,2016 9:37 am || Up

      I still hate you 2016, but this warms my heart with joy.

      • Glorious Mundy Dec 7,2016 11:42 am || Up

        Only good things to come out of this year are this, the new Tribe album, and Atlanta.

        • andeux Dec 7,2016 12:00 pm || Up

          (sort of) Legal weed.

          TINSTAAFK
          • colin Dec 7,2016 12:00 pm || Up

            Not if Jeff Sessions has anything to say about it.

            • andeux Dec 7,2016 12:10 pm || Up

              That’s the “sort of” part.
              Sessions (or more generally the feds) can probably prevent the establishment of public dispensaries by sending the DEA after anyone who tries to open one, seizing property, etc.
              But he can’t change state law back, which is still a pretty big deal.

              TINSTAAFK
        • batgirl Dec 7,2016 12:12 pm || Up

          And the Broncos won the Super Bowl!!! (My god that seems like a lifetime ago.)

          • ozzman99 Dec 7,2016 12:34 pm || Up

            And the Gnats DIDN’T win the WS.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 7,2016 2:17 pm || Up

            In retrospect that clearly augured the continued horribleness of 2016.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • batgirl Dec 8,2016 8:05 am || Up

              Oh Gawd do I have to root for the Raiders tonight? I just threw up a little in my mouth.

              • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 8,2016 9:58 am || Up

                Welcome aboard the Silver and Black express! You’ll find an air sickness bag in the pocket of the seat in front of you.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • andeux Dec 8,2016 10:47 am || Up

                  TINSTAAFK
                • Soaker Dec 8,2016 12:21 pm || Up

                  Raiders uniforms for tonight are pleasant enough although IIRC the silver numbers are sort of hard to read. The Chiefs running around like miniature fire engines, not so much.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • Glorious Mundy Dec 8,2016 5:15 pm || Up

                  The Raiders look good. The numbers pop just fine.

                • Soaker Dec 8,2016 5:42 pm || Up

                  I would guess my memories of the silver-on-white numbers are influenced by having seen those on a crappy 19″ Zenith.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • sslinger Dec 7,2016 9:48 am || Up

      Huzzah!

    • 5Aces Dec 7,2016 10:12 am || Up

      I can now go to the HoF at some point.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Glorious Mundy Dec 7,2016 10:24 am || Up

        I assume Korach will speak on his behalf.

    • ozzman99 Dec 7,2016 6:12 pm || Up

      He was outstanding. And on a more personal note, he is one of the voices of my childhood. Probably for a lot of us, really. I still miss hearing him call games.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 7,2016 7:43 pm || Up

        Indeed. I have a few Bill King games saved as mp3s from his last season and listen to a few innings every now and again. Him making the Hall is making me really happy today.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 7,2016 8:21 pm || Up

          The ex-Oakland Trib has linked a half dozen excerpt/highlight videos in this article. Listen to a little of that 1970 Warriors call to hear why many said basketball was Bill’s best sport.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • ozzman99 Dec 7,2016 10:16 pm || Up

            Thank you! I wish someone would create a youtube channel with clips of Bill King.

          • bear88 Dec 9,2016 12:47 am || Up

            Fun to hear. Bill King’s ability to paint word pictures kind of spoiled me for all other announcers. He was underrated as a baseball play-by-play man because he was so masterful at football and basketball. You always knew where people were and what was happening. And his wonderful knack for an anecdote, combined with an ability to unleash poetry at just the right moment, really were unique.

        • Leopold Bloom Dec 7,2016 10:20 pm || Up

          Wanna share, FSU?

          • batgirl Dec 8,2016 8:06 am || Up

            Yes please.

            • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 8,2016 9:59 am || Up

              If someone can set up some sort of file transfer plan I’d be happy to.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
              • Soaker Dec 8,2016 10:28 am || Up

                I have used Dropbox for the few audio files I have uploaded. 2 GB free account. Here is a little baseball on a rainy Thursday.

                What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • Future Ed Dec 8,2016 10:42 am || Up

                  uhg.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Soaker Dec 8,2016 10:57 am || Up
                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • Future Ed Dec 8,2016 11:03 am || Up

                  holy shit those guys were good and we have joey wendle to prove it!

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • lenscrafters Dec 8,2016 11:02 am || Up

                  Sigh…one of the last highlights before all hell broke loose.

                • Leopold Bloom Dec 8,2016 12:02 pm || Up

                  I miss baseball.

                • ozzman99 Dec 8,2016 8:46 pm || Up

                  This was Machado’s first visit to Oakland after he threw his bat at Donaldson, right?

  21. Glorious Mundy Dec 7,2016 11:57 am

    The pope has some thoughts about the shitty state of modern media.

  22. Glorious Mundy Dec 7,2016 12:11 pm

    It’s getting to the point where the cabinet appointees who are merely wildly unqualified or destructive to the principle of civilian control of the military are a relief.

    • Leopold Bloom Dec 7,2016 10:30 pm || Up

      • Future Ed Dec 8,2016 5:47 am || Up

        I disagree. people need to lighten up

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Leopold Bloom Dec 7,2016 10:31 pm || Up

      • Future Ed Dec 8,2016 5:48 am || Up

        maybe

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Leopold Bloom Dec 8,2016 9:59 am || Up

          My argumentative powers have grown!

          [menacingly rubs hands together]

    • Leopold Bloom Dec 7,2016 10:32 pm || Up
      • Glorious Mundy Dec 8,2016 10:35 am || Up

        I’m starting to wonder whether it is really true that the arc of history is long, but it is always twirling, twirling toward freedom.

  23. lenscrafters Dec 7,2016 2:04 pm

    Damn that’s a helluva rebuild for the White Sox.

  24. Glorious Mundy Dec 7,2016 3:17 pm

    • MikeV Dec 7,2016 4:08 pm || Up

      I don’t even care, that’s FKing awesome.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • Glorious Mundy Dec 7,2016 4:38 pm || Up

        It really is.

        • ptbnl Dec 7,2016 4:39 pm || Up

          Can we have a block on such trades too?

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • nevermoor Dec 7,2016 4:54 pm || Up

            No wonder he didn’t smile

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • MikeV Dec 7,2016 5:12 pm || Up

              I mean anybody surprised at this doesn’t actually remember 2009. Fans fucking HATED him.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

    • lenscrafters Dec 7,2016 5:50 pm || Up

      Hahahahahahahaha

    • ozzman99 Dec 7,2016 6:10 pm || Up

      Leaving unanswered the question of why the A’s would even want to trade for him.

  25. Glorious Mundy Dec 7,2016 3:31 pm

    Booooooooring.

  26. Glorious Mundy Dec 7,2016 3:51 pm

    The guy who shot up that pizza place in DC looks disconcertingly like Jonny Gomes.

  27. Glorious Mundy Dec 7,2016 5:47 pm

  28. ozzman99 Dec 8,2016 1:40 am
      • ozzman99 Dec 8,2016 2:31 am || Up

        I mean, he started out with a tweet about how December 7 is a good day to remember that the world is dangerous and we can be surprised even when we’ve been warned. Which is kinda inappropriate, since it should be about remembering those who died. But then he tweeted this and really just shit all over our vets.

  29. lenscrafters Dec 8,2016 7:01 am

    A’s draft no one in Rule 5 draft, lose Dylan Covey

    • colin Dec 8,2016 9:41 am || Up

      He only threw 29.1 innings in 2016. Not sure what the injury was. He had a pretty solid 2015 — 3.59 ERA in Stockton is nothing to sneeze at.

      • colin Dec 8,2016 9:42 am || Up

        Mediocre K/BB numbers, but seems to get a lot of ground balls and doesn’t give up dingers.

        • Leopold Bloom Dec 8,2016 10:01 am || Up

          …does our team play the baseball any longer? It appears we’ve stopped.

          • 5Aces Dec 8,2016 11:36 am || Up

            We move the chess pieces.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • lenscrafters Dec 8,2016 12:06 pm || Up

            They’re bad at throwing the ball, catching the ball, and hitting the ball so I’d say no.

    • ozzman99 Dec 8,2016 1:01 pm || Up

      I wouldn’t be surprised if we get him back.

  30. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 8,2016 3:36 pm

    Fan Fest will be Jan 28. This year is free and at Jack London Square, not ticketed and at the Coliseum. Unlikely to break my noon-attendance streak. Though maybe we could tailgate on the grass near the ferry terminal.

    http://view.ed4.net/v/QEC90G/N3V0Q3/LBZZS82/407SSLL/MAILACTION=1&FORMAT=H?partnerId=ed-11035410-950153963

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV Dec 8,2016 3:45 pm || Up

      nobody will go. it’s too hard to get to. bart’s too far away. park, where? you can get hit by the train. there are chemicals in the ground. plus, the crime.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Future Ed Dec 8,2016 4:10 pm || Up

        sentence three. sentence three is when I got it.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • ozzman99 Dec 8,2016 4:16 pm || Up

          Ed’s comment. Ed’s comment is when I got it.

          • Leopold Bloom Dec 9,2016 12:36 pm || Up

            I got it when I slept with that prostitute. But I’m hopeful to get rid of it.

            • ozzman99 Dec 9,2016 12:45 pm || Up

              Dude. NEVER sleep with a prostitute. You can sleep for free. If you’re paying, there’s other stuff they’ll let you do.

              • Leopold Bloom Dec 9,2016 1:20 pm || Up

                I’m skeptical.

                • ozzman99 Dec 9,2016 1:26 pm || Up

                  Grab your Trivial Pursuit board and go find a hooker. You’ll see.

  31. Soaker Dec 8,2016 3:38 pm

    In Hillsboro, OR, the holiday outdoor ice rink is closed today due to the possibility of ice.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  32. Soaker Dec 8,2016 6:18 pm

    It’s bad enough asking guys to play another football game on three days rest. Trying to get loose on a frigid night on top of that has to be tough.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  33. Soaker Dec 8,2016 6:38 pm

    That “Silver and Black Express” is looking like BART on a bad day.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  34. ozzman99 Dec 8,2016 7:00 pm

    It’s ok. At least the Dubs are looking good.

  35. Soaker Dec 8,2016 8:18 pm

    Carr definitely needs the 3 extra days. The 50 extra degrees in San Diego will help a lot too.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  36. MikeV Dec 8,2016 8:34 pm

    A fade didn’t work at the end of the game? Where have I seen that before

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  37. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 8,2016 8:50 pm

    Argh.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  38. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 8,2016 8:52 pm

    On another note, the best survival reality show ever starts back up tonight. Alone, on History Channel. Intense.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  39. doctorK Dec 8,2016 8:52 pm

    I don’t know why they talked to Alex Smith after the game, when it was the Chef’s defense that won that game. That and Carr being just awful.

    • mother pucker Dec 8,2016 10:31 pm || Up

      While I do not want to totally write off the division, being one game back with the tiebreakers from KC is gonna make it tough to catch them given the schedule. And while the playoffs are not a lock, a LOT would have to go wrong for the Raiders to miss out. Given all of this, along with that Carr cannot actually line up under center, I would strongly consider sitting him to let his pinky heal. I do not see Oakland winning a playoff game otherwise.

    • ozzman99 Dec 8,2016 10:47 pm || Up

      QB’s always get too much of the credit when their team wins.

  40. AV Dec 9,2016 4:29 pm

    nooooo! what’s the point (anymore)?

    30 for 30 podcasts just stole jody from 538. assholes. i mean it’ll be great too. still, need him among the civilians.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  41. batgirl Dec 9,2016 4:31 pm

    Is this really how the process works? What individual or business is going to pay to get inspected. A fine I can understand, but an inspection fee?

    Zac Unger, vice president of the Oakland Firefighters Union, said he wouldn’t be surprised if inspectors had missed the Ghost Ship. The Fire Department typically doesn’t inspect a commercial property unless it’s certain there’s someone there who can pay the $186 city inspection fee, he said.

  42. Soaker Dec 10,2016 10:13 am

    Furd’s band missing out on El Paso bowl game trip among other events. Too bad; considering the opponent is North Carolina, they may well have planned a Salute to Lung Cancer halftime show.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • ozzman99 Dec 10,2016 1:26 pm || Up

      Frankly, bowl game or not, being spared a trip to El Pisshole is something to be grateful for.

      • Soaker Dec 10,2016 1:53 pm || Up

        Years ago one of the utility companies there was “El Paso Gas”. You could buy stock in them. Sadly, they were merged into some other company.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • ozzman99 Dec 10,2016 2:45 pm || Up

          For some reason, this reminds me of the episode of “I Love Lucy” where Ricky and Fred think Lucy is investing in stocks.

        • Englishmajor Dec 14,2016 8:10 pm || Up

          El Paso Natural Gas, even better. They were the underwriters of a 1980s precursor to The California Report called CALNET that was applying for distribution by Public Radio International when I worked there. They sent us a bunch of demo tapes, and several of us thought the underwriting credits were fake – that they’d wanted to indicate where a real credit would go, and had thought of a ludicrous company name.

    • Soaker Dec 19,2016 10:12 am || Up

      “If the band isn’t going, neither am I!”

      Stanford star Christian McCaffrey announced Monday that he’ll sit out the Sun Bowl to start preparing for the 2017 NFL Draft.

      I don’t blame him for not wanting to get hurt in an exhibition game, but he’s missing some upside.

      North Carolina is No. 113 in the nation in run defense.

      The Heels allowed 235.5 yards/game, just 37 fewer than the wretched Golden Bears, who allowed him to rush for 284 yards and 3 TDs.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  43. Glorious Mundy Dec 10,2016 11:05 am

    Literally an oil company CEO for our top diplomat. He told us about his “take the oil” policy over and over again, and no one listened.

    • Future Ed Dec 10,2016 11:59 am || Up

      its like the transition team presents someone terrible and he says NO, WORSE!

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Dec 10,2016 12:11 pm || Up

        And with John Bolton as Deputy SOS. It’s Cheneyism, but with resource-grabbing replacing democracy promotion as the casus belli. Best hope of avoiding war with Iran is that Putin talks or blackmails Trump out of it.

  44. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 10,2016 12:23 pm

    @Soaker: I figured they’d have a gender identification restroom song-and-dance all mapped out.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Dec 10,2016 1:12 pm || Up

      Or, parading Dean Smith’s “corpse” around in an open casket and setting it on fire. For local color in El Paso, a how-to session on shooting people who try to climb over the wall. There were many possibilities.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  45. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 10,2016 1:25 pm

    “Interests: 9/11 Truth, Not watching TV, Ancient Alien Theory, Social Conditioning, Megaliths, the New World Order and False Flags; I’ve seen several UFOs😮 I love to smoke weed but really don’t care for alcohol at all.” Her statement ends, “Oh and this is important!! I don’t want a golden shower!”

    https://blog.longreads.com/2016/11/29/truther-love/#

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  46. Soaker Dec 10,2016 4:36 pm

    Great ideas from NRA-supported state legislators (Washington state), sports-related division:

    NEW SECTION. Sec. 2. A new section is added to chapter 36.102 RCW to read as follows:

    (1) A public stadium authority may not prohibit persons with a valid concealed pistol license from carrying a concealed pistol in any facility or on any grounds of a facility that is owned, operated, managed, administered, controlled, or maintained by the public stadium authority, or leased or rented to a private or public entity by the public stadium authority.
    (2) A private entity that operates, manages, administers, controls, maintains, or leases or rents a facility from a public stadium authority may not prohibit persons with a valid concealed pistol license from carrying a concealed pistol in the facility or on the grounds of the facility.

    NEW SECTION. Sec. 3. A new section is added to chapter 9.41 RCW to read as follows:

    A local governmental entity may not, whether by law, ordinance, regulation, rule, policy, or contractual agreement, prohibit persons with a valid concealed pistol license from carrying a concealed pistol in any stadium, convention center, arena, or similar facility, or on the grounds of any such facility, that is owned, operated, managed, administered, controlled, or maintained by the local governmental entity, or leased or rented to a private or public entity by the local governmental entity.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • elcroata Dec 11,2016 3:02 am || Up

      That could make for some interesting safe/out discussions

      Because survival is insufficient
  47. Future Ed Dec 11,2016 3:41 pm

    Lance armstrong would have touched home

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 11,2016 4:14 pm || Up

      Armstrong would have claimed that he was safe and everyone else was out, overwhelming evidence notwithstanding, and somehow millions of people would believe him.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • elcroata Dec 11,2016 10:12 pm || Up

        This makes me think – do you guys have a Sports Secretary?

        Because survival is insufficient
        • MikeV Dec 11,2016 10:16 pm || Up

          is that a political office?

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • elcroata Dec 11,2016 10:53 pm || Up

            In some countries. In some it’s a shared office with, say, culture.

            Because survival is insufficient
            • 5Aces Dec 12,2016 1:16 pm || Up

              Would that mean we have to have culture first?

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • ptbnl Dec 11,2016 11:13 pm || Up

          SNL had Walter White for head of the DEA.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • elcroata Dec 12,2016 3:14 am || Up

            When satire ceases to move the limits of acceptable more than the reality does, is it still satire?

            Because survival is insufficient
            • andeux Dec 12,2016 12:47 pm || Up

              TINSTAAFK
              • colin Dec 12,2016 12:56 pm || Up

                I’m happy that he called him “little buddy”

              • AV Dec 12,2016 1:09 pm || Up

                [whoops. forgot to check for “real”]

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  48. Soaker Dec 11,2016 4:24 pm

    If the Niners are looking for a new QB in the offseason (duh), they might be able to get one from the Rams. There’s a former #1 overall draft pick, lightly used, strong Bay Area connections, who could be available at a deep discount.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • MikeV Dec 11,2016 4:38 pm || Up

      I’d take Goff in Chip’s offense.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • ozzman99 Dec 11,2016 7:09 pm || Up

      The Niners need a new everything. Other than Carlos Hyde and maybe Tom Rathman, there isn’t a player or coach on this team who isn’t expendable.

      • MikeV Dec 11,2016 8:11 pm || Up

        I’m not sure I agree with that.

        They are certainly a good draft and a good free agency offseason away from being respectable, though.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • ozzman99 Dec 11,2016 8:18 pm || Up

          This team is so lacking in talent. Their WR corps is a joke, their OL can’t pass protect to save their lives, their secondary frequently blows coverage, and their front seven just plain blows. Chip Kelly is completely unable to make in-game adjustments. It really shows in the 2nd half, when his team pretty much packs it up and goes home.

          • MikeV Dec 11,2016 8:38 pm || Up

            WR, yes. They need a legit #1. They should back up the brinks truck for Alshon Jeffery in the offseason. Jeffery, Smith, Kerley, and Patton is actually OK.

            The OLine should get better with another year, IMO. Staley has a few more good years left, and Brown and Garnett both have huge potential.

            The (lack of) 2nd half adjustments are a concern. A big one.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • ozzman99 Dec 11,2016 9:02 pm || Up

              I can’t speak to Brown and Garnett.

              Jeffery would be a major upgrade. Smith as a #2 is good, but they need a QB who can find him and an OL that can give the QB time to find him. He actually seems to get open a fair bit.

              It’s unbelievable how bad the offense is in the 2nd half.

              • MikeV Dec 11,2016 9:19 pm || Up

                OLine guys rarely step in and dominate. Brown will almost assuredly take over at LT after Staley hangs them up, and then Tiller can take the RT spot.

                You can squint and see a pretty good OLine in a season or two, honestly.

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

  49. AV Dec 11,2016 10:03 pm

    OMFG

    after years of bad superclásicos, finally (FINALLY!) a game where they came out to play. like, really play, no bullshit. best soccer game I’ve seen in forever.

    just, before you go in, pick a side. are you a red-stripe river plate gallina (chicken), or a yellow-band boca bostero (shit loader)? no really, pick now.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • MikeV Dec 11,2016 10:05 pm || Up

      I only like Boca Seniors. SOrry.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • AV Dec 11,2016 10:09 pm || Up

        yeah, but they cheat with their canes.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • ozzman99 Dec 11,2016 10:34 pm || Up

      What if I’m a chicken shit loader?

      • AV Dec 13,2016 8:36 am || Up

        hey, once a chicken shit loader, always a chicken shit loader.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Dec 12,2016 8:07 pm || Up

      i picked the away equipo, because I am a dick that way. DOn’t like seeing people happy.

      Did not end the way i thought is was going to from your description.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV Dec 13,2016 8:35 am || Up

        not sure how i misled. but i was trying to instill partisanship, because i found it pretty dramatic to the last second that way.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Future Ed Dec 13,2016 10:31 am || Up

          i thought it was going to be tied in stoppage

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  50. elcroata Dec 11,2016 10:54 pm

    Sometimes I have the feeling that city of Stuttgart hired Karyakin to be its Construction Site Manager and told him his king is wherever I want to go.

    Because survival is insufficient
  51. Leopold Bloom Dec 11,2016 11:15 pm

    I like the West Ender Broom Handles. They’re peachy.

  52. Soaker Dec 12,2016 9:34 am

    Lane Kiffin has another head coaching job. Good grief.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Leopold Bloom Dec 12,2016 10:38 am || Up

      Wow. That’s almost impressive. Dude must REALLY have an incredibly persuasive personality:

      “I know EVERY job I’ve ever had was a complete and total dumpster fire, but THIS time I’ve got ALL the answers!”

  53. ozzman99 Dec 12,2016 7:26 pm

    Car savvy people: I won’t be doing this any time soon, but I want to switch to taller than stock tires on my car. Is it necessary to run shorter differential gears too? I have a stick shift and I’m thinking that launching a car with taller tires but stock gearing may require more clutch slippage? Since my car has full-time AWD, I assume the front and rear diffs have to have the same ratio? Also, can I expect to see much difference in mileage? Specifics: my car comes stock with 24.9 inch tall tires and 3.90 gears. The shortest gears Subaru offered in any of their cars at the time were 4.44, on automatic Foresters. Since the diff is the same (well, almost; the Forester had open diffs front and rear whereas my car is open in the front and limited slip in the rear), I’m thinking they probably interchange. I’d confirm before making the purchase of course. Anyway, if I use 4.44 gears and 28.4 inch tires (225/70-16, vs. the 205/55-16 stock tires), I should end up with virtually the same gearing, right? Would engine braking be greater with the shorter ratio, or would the taller tires negate that? Would my speedometer be very far off? Would it read faster or slower than actual vehicle speed?

  54. AV Dec 13,2016 8:33 am

    woooo, freaky early morning goosebumps even with the heater blasting. alex castellanos just told axelrod, speaking of trump, the center cannot hold. and this whole time i’ve been wondering, what rough beast?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Dec 13,2016 10:04 am || Up

      now wondering about comma/not comma in “i’m like a smart man.”

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Dec 13,2016 10:42 am || Up

        “survahlance.” yes, i’m quoting brooke gladstone.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV Dec 13,2016 1:34 pm || Up

          ok, this one‘s particularly good. maybe if you don’t listen to ToE regularly skip the ongoing inside-gag at the beginning (the snowden movie account, with the music on the background) but the rest is pretty connective.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  55. aardvark Dec 13,2016 8:45 am

    Baseball Prospectus has put out their 10 ten list for the A’s. It’s interesting that the BA and BP lists have the same top 6 players (not in the same order) and both have Gossett at #8 but other 3 names are completely different. Of course I like the BP list since it validates my desire to be right.

    1. SS Franklin Barreto
    2. RHP Grant Holmes
    3. LHP A.J. Puk
    ​4. RHP Frankie Montas
    5. 3B Matt Chapman
    6. RHP Jharel Cotton
    7. RHP Daulton Jefferies
    8. RHP Daniel Gossett
    9. RHP Dakota Chalmers
    10. RHP Logan Shore

    • colin Dec 13,2016 9:29 am || Up

      I guess I wasn’t paying a whole lot of attention back in August when the Reddick/Hill trade went down. What’s the deal with Grant Holmes? I was happy with what we saw from Cotton and just assumed that he was the main return in that trade.

      • Glorious Mundy Dec 13,2016 10:19 am || Up

        He’s a bit of a longhair.

      • Future Ed Dec 13,2016 10:33 am || Up

        motas seems interesting. But injured

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • aardvark Dec 13,2016 11:41 am || Up

          Montas is a beast. He’s a big dude who throws really hard (100mph hard), with questionable control. Lots of talk that he will have to move to the pen, although the A’s have continued to use him as a starter. He only pitched a few inning during the regular season due to injuries, but he dominated the Arizona Fall League as a starter.

          BA on Montas:

          Scouting Report: Evaluators of any stripe come away impressed with Montas’ easy velocity. He hit triple digits in the Arizona Fall League in 2016 and paired that with a power slider at 90 mph with good depth that projects as an above-average pitch. He uses his changeup sparingly, but evaluators believe it eventually could be an average pitch, and the A’s are pushing him to throw it more. Montas is thick but surprisingly athletic for his size, and his mound presence and poise grade as plus.

          The Future: The A’s will continue using Montas in the rotation, and 86 of his 106 pro appearances have been as a starter. His physicality, velocity and pitch mix could still succeed in the rotation if his control improves, but his career walk rate of 3.8 per nine innings and spotty fastball command could push him to a relief role as soon as 2017.

          And BP:

          The Good: We’ve written it before, and we will write it again: There are worse places to start as a pitching prospect than with a triple-digit fastball. Montas has a lightning-fast arm that lights up radar guns, and the delivery isn’t as high effort as you’d expect from a dude regular hitting 100. Montas pairs the blast-furnace heater with a power slider that can get into the 90s. At its best it is a plus pitch with hard, late tilt.

          The Bad: Montas only threw 11 innings in-season this year due to a rib injury. The change is a non-factor. Between that and his command issues—the delivery does have some effort—Montas is a reliever all the way. The fastball can flatten out in the triple digits. The slider needs more consistency to be a true major league bat misser.

          The Role:
          OFP 60—Major league closer
          Likely 50—Major league set-up man

          The Risks: Montas has already pitched in the majors and has the two-pitch combo to be immediately successful in 2017 in a late-inning role. Without a bit more command, he may end up a frustrating 8th inning type though. Montas has missed time with the aforementioned rib issue and a knee injury in 2014. No arm issues recently, but he is a pitcher after all.

      • aardvark Dec 13,2016 11:31 am || Up

        Cotton is big league ready, but the knock on him has been that he’s small for a starter and may be better out of the pen. His MLB success out of the box was a bit of a surprise. Holmes is further away, but considering where he is in terms of development, evaluators give him a good likelyhood of being a mid rotation starter.

        Here’s what BP says about Holmes:

        The Good: Holmes’ arsenal is built on a couple solid bedrocks in a fastball that can touch 96 and a plus curveball that he deploys with maturity. His four-seamer generates some run and life, and he’ll attack the hands with it to generate whiffs and weak contact. He can work in two-seam and cutting variants as well. The curve toggles from 79 to 85, with multiple shapes that feature quality depth and bite. He boasts a frame to wear innings on, and he made strides to address consistency issues in his delivery.

        The Bad: There’s still a ways to go for Holmes to develop his pitch-to-pitch consistency. He decelerates at the top of his fulcrum, leading to timing issues that can creep up and throw him offline through his drive for stretches. And while his foot strike showed improvement as the season progressed, he’ll still land roughly on his heel too often to negatively impact his command. The changeup will flash average, but it is an inconsistent and firm pitch that lags developmentally.

        The Role:
        OFP 60 – No. 3 Starter
        Likely 55 – Low No. 3 Starter

        The Risks: Holmes spent this past year as one of the youngest pitchers in the California League, and there remains significant development ahead of him. He’s a couple inches shorter than the Platonic Ideal of a right-handed pitching prospect, but otherwise he pretty much checks all the boxes to develop into a relatively high-probability mid-rotation starter. He would merit a high-probability tag, anyway, if he weren’t, you know, a pitcher. —Wilson Karaman

        Major league ETA: 2018

  56. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 13,2016 9:03 am

    @ozzman: Here’s what my buddy the car writer says.

    1. If he’s talking about going to 225/70/16s from 205/55/16 tires, then
    the only noticeable difference is going to be that the speedometer reads
    a bit slower than actual speed. Those tires would raise the ride height
    of the car by about a half-inch, so not a radical change.

    2. Changing differential gear ratios is amazingly expensive, but yeah,
    he’d need to make sure the front and rear differentials had identical
    gear ratios. For such a minor tire-size change, changing gear ratios
    doesn’t make much sense. If he’s got the money, he can get nearly any
    ratio he wants, because there are a lot of crazy Subaru people out there
    and lots of aftermarket parts.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • ozzman99 Dec 13,2016 2:40 pm || Up

      Cool, thanks! I wasn’t sure how much bigger I’d have to go on tires before gearing became an issue. As for the speedometer, it currently reads a bit faster than my actual speed (as determined by those things the cops set up that show the speed limit and your speed), so that actually works out. The extra ground clearance isn’t much, but I’m also planning on adding Forester struts and springs that lift a Forester a bit. That combo should give me around 2.4 inches of lift. And yeah, I’ve noticed that Subaru people are crazy. It seems I’m attracted to such folks. But thanks for finding me some answers! I’ve spent a good deal of time searching, and short of joining a message board and asking them, I didn’t know who else to turn to than you fine (crazy, but not Subaru owner crazy) folks.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 13,2016 4:54 pm || Up

        He just added:

        Because I find such things mildly interesting, I calculated the difference in circumference between 225/70/16 and 205/55/16, coming up with 2266.34mm for the former and 1985.17mm for the latter (of course, real-world circumference will vary according to factors including temperature, inflation pressure, rotation speed, etc.). That’s a bit more than a 14% increase, meaning that the speedometer with such a setup would indicate around 10 mph slower than actual speed on the highway. Having driven plenty of cars with inaccurate speedometers (due to transmission swaps, goofy wheels, bad hardware, etc.), I can say that it’s not too difficult to adjust to the difference. In the old days, you could fix that problem by changing the speedometer drive gear in the transmission, but modern cars use electronic sensors and I’m not sure how one goes about calibrating/spoofing them.

        He’s this guy, btw.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • ozzman99 Dec 13,2016 5:08 pm || Up

          Oh, the speedo would be off by more than I thought. That’s ok, I’ll just stay with the flow of traffic. All this is kind of a long way off, I just bought new tires earlier this year. I wonder if the speedo being off will throw off the odometer going forward. And yeah, I calculated a 14% difference also, so I’m glad my math was right. Kinda makes me want to go even taller on the tires.

          Your car guy really is a car guy!

  57. AV Dec 13,2016 10:41 am

    that sad little F left of the fivethirtyfox? the FK favicon as it appears on the new macbook touch strip.

    WE HAVE TO WORK ON OUR FAVICON PEOPLE!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Dec 13,2016 10:45 am || Up

      favicon?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV Dec 13,2016 10:51 am || Up

        you can’t spell QED without ED, i always say.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • andeux Dec 13,2016 10:49 am || Up

      Why is that different than what I see in the firefox tab (which is OK apart from being a bit pixelated):

      which comes from here:

      TINSTAAFK
      • AV Dec 13,2016 10:56 am || Up

        huh. i’ve never seen that one. simply thought FK didn’t have one. the square one with a single thin letter (i believe) is the default in safari. but now that i’m thinking about it, google products would surely have good ones and here they’re showing up as default. we might need to build our favicon knowledge base as a first step.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • andeux Dec 13,2016 11:12 am || Up

          Maybe it needs a higher-resolution one for that view.

          TINSTAAFK
          • AV Dec 14,2016 12:42 pm || Up

            so these dudes here are called pinned tab icons. generated by safari if one isn’t available.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • aardvark Dec 13,2016 11:32 am || Up

        I also see this in firefox on the mac

        • AV Dec 13,2016 1:42 pm || Up

          i’m on dual safaris right now. on my 2-yr-old that yellow favicon does appear. but only when i put the cursor in the URL box and start typing freekraut. then when i hit return the URL goes to the center of the box and the favicon disappears.

          on my brand new laptop, doing the same exact thing gives me the blue earth/globe generic favicon.

          i thought i understood favicons. really did.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • aardvark Dec 13,2016 2:26 pm || Up

            i thought i understood favicons

            Yeah you and….nobody else actually. I only every dabbled in favicons once and that made it quite clear that I don’t know anything about them.

      • colin Dec 14,2016 7:17 am || Up

        I get the yellow FK icon in the title of my chrome tab.

        In the address / url bar, I have a little generic grey icon consisting of the letter ‘i’ in a circle. When I click on that, it shows me that FK is not https, lists the cookies used by the site, and lists the hardware permissions (i.e. FK can harvest my keystrokes).

        • Leopold Bloom Dec 14,2016 12:17 pm || Up

          Not here, dang it…

          • colin Dec 14,2016 12:49 pm || Up

            You mean you didn’t like my comment?

            <runs away crying>

        • nevermoor Dec 14,2016 8:43 pm || Up

          Me too. The favicon is set up in the theme, no idea how to code other stuff.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • AV Dec 15,2016 7:56 am || Up

            don’t do it. pain in the ass.

            but this is the answer: https://wordpress.org/plugins/all-in-one-favicon/

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • JediLeroy Dec 15,2016 3:16 pm || Up

              Hmmm, should I take the time to make a new one? What do y’all think?

              az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
          • dmoas Dec 15,2016 4:05 pm || Up

            Assuming I understand the part you’re talking about, I’m pretty sure the other stuff thing with the (i) is standard. It’s the difference of http vs. https. I think I was told at work that starting next year, chrome will be block http access for security reasons.

            • JediLeroy Dec 16,2016 11:08 am || Up

              It’s a little different:

              Beginning in January 2017 (Chrome 56), we’ll mark HTTP pages that collect passwords or credit cards as non-secure, as part of a long-term plan to mark all HTTP sites as non-secure.

              This is what you’d see in the address bar:

              az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
  58. ozzman99 Dec 13,2016 5:09 pm

    Ok, how do I get my posts to have multiple paragraphs? I hit enter and type a new paragraph and it all looks fine until I post it.
    My improper formatting bothers me.

    • MikeV Dec 13,2016 5:26 pm || Up

      I’ve seen that happen, but then once you refresh the page it looks correct again.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • ozzman99 Dec 13,2016 5:32 pm || Up

        Tried that and it worked. Thanks!

        Now, is there a refresh I can use that would make my life look right?

        • MikeV Dec 13,2016 5:38 pm || Up

          I’ll let you know if I find one for myself first.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • ozzman99 Dec 13,2016 8:38 pm || Up

            I appreciate you being the guinea pig. Very thoughtful of you.

            • MikeV Dec 13,2016 8:42 pm || Up

              Just trying to help best I can

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

      • nevermoor Dec 14,2016 8:44 pm || Up

        It’s because the quick display thing is a hack I hand-coded, so it doesn’t do all the cool stuff that will happen later (e.g. youtube links don’t get resolved on the preview).

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  59. Leopold Bloom Dec 14,2016 12:18 pm

    Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…

  60. AV Dec 15,2016 7:04 am

    vox the weeds is weak analysis, right? or am i just annoyed at their voices?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  61. AV Dec 15,2016 7:42 am

    got an email from yahoo about that thing. to two of my current addresses, so if they know those, the acct must be somewhat recent. but if I’ve ever had a yahoo acct it’d be from being forced to via 3rd party, like when ATT makes you open an att.net. probably a now-defunct product. i just can’t remember. how do i find out?!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Dec 15,2016 7:49 am || Up

      brb. going to r/the_donald to see what the connections behind this are. very fishy.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • colin Dec 15,2016 7:52 am || Up

        Yeah, my yahoo account came about via flickr.

        • Soaker Dec 16,2016 1:25 pm || Up

          I still had a couple Yahoo accounts, one I set up back around 2000, when Yahoo was state of the art, for communications with family members, and another one that was a junk receptacle (when I sent a donation to the ACLU recently they got that address). Everything else I had moved to Gmail, but I never told my family to switch over there. They were told yesterday that it’s time to switch.

          Now I need to go through 15 years of e-mails and see what I want to keep before deleting the account, so I can say “But you clearly stated in 2004 blah blah and here’s the e-mail to prove it!” But, Mom is dead, Dad turns 85 soon, so most of it can probably be dumped.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  62. AV Dec 15,2016 3:49 pm

    RRRRRRAAAAAAAII – *hic!* – DEEEEEEEERRRRRSSS!!!!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  63. Future Ed Dec 16,2016 1:41 pm

    Bryan Stown was at my juvenile detention facility today giving a talk. We left court to meet him. First thing out of his mouth was “you guys giants fans?”

    I didn’t know he was there before I was told to go meet him. I did say “hi” to him earlier in the morning when we were both wandering around the holding area and wondered who the weirdo with a Jeremy Affelt jersey was.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  64. AV Dec 16,2016 1:45 pm

    “the A’s win the pennant.” —nate silver.

    prediction?? (nah, interview with michael lewis.)

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Dec 16,2016 1:53 pm || Up

      too many triggers in that

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  65. andeux Dec 16,2016 3:24 pm

    More day baseball in 2018

    thanks to a provision in the new labor agreement that goes into effect when either team faces a flight longer than 2½ hours after the game.

    Sources told ESPN that the getaway-day changes will apply if a team has a game — or even an off day at home — the next day.

    This shouldn’t affect the home schedule too much, since the A’s generally scheduled getaway games for the day anyway, plus there was already a rule protecting teams flying from West coast to East coast. Now the A’s get the same protection at the end of their road trips (except road trips ending in Anaheim. FK Anaheim.)

    TINSTAAFK
    • dmoas Dec 16,2016 4:45 pm || Up

      Should just be rule period, final game of a series is a day game unless both team agree otherwise and be done with it.

      • Soaker Dec 16,2016 5:53 pm || Up

        It definitely affects the Angels because they are notorious for scheduling night games on a getaway day. The Rangers and Astros will especially appreciate it because they frequently have to play a night game in Anaheim and then head home. The Angels even screw themselves on this, for example April 27 of the upcoming season. The A’s play the following night in Houston, the Angels play in Arlington, yet the Angels have scheduled a 7:07 p.m. game vs. the A’s.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  66. Soaker Dec 17,2016 9:19 am

    Attention andeux: Shovel snow for at least 4 hours today and get a free ticket to tomorrow’s game, when the Bills host the 0-13 Cleveland Browns. Thank you, Bills and Jani-King!

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  67. Bed Dec 17,2016 2:35 pm

    So…did the season start yet?

    But seriously, folks...
    • nevermoor Dec 18,2016 2:27 pm || Up

      As far as I understand we decided to skip this year’s football and baseball seasons.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Future Ed Dec 18,2016 4:11 pm || Up

      chess?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Bed Dec 18,2016 5:43 pm || Up

        I think checkers is more my speed.

        But seriously, folks...
    • ozzman99 Dec 18,2016 8:08 pm || Up

      Don’t I know you from somewhere?

      • Bed Dec 19,2016 5:32 am || Up

        I’m pretty sure we went steady back in Junior High.

        But seriously, folks...
        • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 10:57 am || Up

          When you were in junior high, I was probably in kindergarten.

          • Bed Dec 19,2016 12:03 pm || Up

            Fair point…in reality I mostly went steady with soul crushing loneliness in Junior High. Thanks acne.

            But seriously, folks...
            • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 1:47 pm || Up

              I dated my right hand. We’ve been together ever since.

    • ozzman99 Dec 18,2016 8:20 pm || Up

      We found Bed. Now where’s Jennifer?

      • MikeV Dec 18,2016 8:42 pm || Up

        Rivertucky.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

  68. Bed Dec 18,2016 4:11 am

    I can’t remember are most of my posts about baseball or the life and times of Dabney Coleman?

    But seriously, folks...
  69. doctorK Dec 18,2016 1:27 pm

    Hell yes Tennessee.

  70. doctorK Dec 18,2016 5:05 pm

    EVEN MORE HELL YES RAIDERS

  71. andeux Dec 18,2016 5:41 pm

    Congrats to the Raiders on breaking the league’s second longest playoff drought.
    (sigh)

    TINSTAAFK
  72. Bed Dec 18,2016 5:42 pm

    The Cubs won the World Series. Donald Trump is the next President. The Raiders are in the playoffs. Cue R.E.M. It’s the end of the world as we know it.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Dec 18,2016 6:35 pm || Up

      are you feeling fine? I am not.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Bed Dec 19,2016 5:34 am || Up

        I do feel fine. I had money on the Cubs, I voted for Trump, and I’m a Raiders fan…okay, so some of this isn’t true. I’m actually a Jaguars fan.

        But seriously, folks...
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 19,2016 8:56 am || Up

          Reggie McKenzie is some of those things also, you should root for him. Beats having to converse with people who say Jagwires.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Bed Dec 19,2016 10:19 am || Up

            I’ve enjoyed the season. Outside of those three hours on Sunday I don’t really follow sports anymore and I don’t even really keep up with the ins and outs of the Raiders outside of the games. They’re really fun to watch and I’m looking forward to seeing how they do in the playoffs.

            But seriously, folks...
  73. AV Dec 19,2016 7:13 am

    holy smokes. 20 new comments over a single weekend…

    …did bed come back??

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  74. Bed Dec 19,2016 10:20 am

    So did the Lounge die or did it just merge with the Grill…to be honest I never could tell the difference between the two.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Dec 19,2016 10:28 am || Up

      Other things I can’t tell the difference between:

      1. Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney
      2. Family Guy and American Dad
      3. Right and wrong

      But seriously, folks...
      • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 11:02 am || Up

        4. A Chevy and a GMC
        5. North Dakota and South Dakote
        6. Ozz and a kick in the teeth

        • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 11:03 am || Up

          Dakota, even

          • Bed Dec 19,2016 11:53 am || Up

            I’ve never gotten a proper explanation why there are two Dakotas…one seems more than enough.

            But seriously, folks...
            • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 1:47 pm || Up

              The more, the merrier!

              • Bed Dec 19,2016 2:44 pm || Up

                I don’t know…I’ve been to South Dakota and the only time I felt any merriment there was when I was leaving the state.

                But seriously, folks...
                • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 3:10 pm || Up

                  Funny, the only time the residents of SD felt merriment was also when you were leaving.

                • Bed Dec 19,2016 3:13 pm || Up

                  It was the one thing we agreed on.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 3:15 pm || Up

                  They’re just bitter because you like in a state with a presidential library. And also because you’re so much prettier than them.

                • Bed Dec 19,2016 3:21 pm || Up

                  The one and it would appear only Clinton Presidential Library. I’ve been twice…it’ll be better once Bill dies but that’s true of all Presidential Libraries.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 3:24 pm || Up

                  Live, not like. I wonder, does Dubya’s library only have coloring books?

                • Bed Dec 19,2016 3:27 pm || Up

                  I got your meaning…grammar errors let us know you aren’t perfect, Ozz…just damn close. I haven’t made it to Dubya’s library yet due to the fact that I don’t want to go.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 3:29 pm || Up

                  I would rather die than go to Texas.

                • Bed Dec 19,2016 3:33 pm || Up

                  I’m guessing they won’t be putting your quote on the Texas tourism brochure.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 3:34 pm || Up

                  They should. That’s probably the nicest thing I can say about Texas.

                • Future Ed Dec 19,2016 5:57 pm || Up

                  Texas can be fun.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 9:05 pm || Up

                  … to use for above-ground nuclear testing?

    • Leopold Bloom Dec 20,2016 11:04 pm || Up

      I basically sit around and talk to myself at night now.

      • ozzman99 Dec 20,2016 11:25 pm || Up

        No shame in that. You’re good company.

      • Bed Dec 21,2016 4:44 am || Up

        If you want to talk to yourself this is the site to do it on.

        But seriously, folks...
      • doctorK Dec 21,2016 11:05 am || Up

        Ditto. Those are the most intelligent conversations I have.

        Wait – did I just talk to someone?

  75. Bed Dec 19,2016 10:24 am

    I’ve deleted all the news apps on my phone and I haven’t watched the news since election night…this is how I’m dealing with the next four years. Ignorance is bliss.

    But seriously, folks...
    • AV Dec 19,2016 10:29 am || Up

      that’s ok. the news are basically on a 100-year re-cycle right now. something just happened in sarajevo, archduke someone or other. small item, doesn’t seem significant.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • nevermoor Dec 19,2016 10:48 am || Up

      #RealAmerica

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 11:02 am || Up

      Ignorance is how we got here in the first place.

      • Bed Dec 19,2016 11:56 am || Up

        Life will continue…the sun will still rise in the west…corn dogs will still be be the national currency of Peru…and the A’s will continue to sell out all their home games.

        But seriously, folks...
        • dmoas Dec 19,2016 12:18 pm || Up

          Pfft… life will be done when Trump drops the bomb.

          • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 1:48 pm || Up

            I, for one, look forward to our cockroach overlords.

            • Bed Dec 19,2016 2:42 pm || Up

              I agree…I say let’s give them a chance and see how they do.

              But seriously, folks...
              • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 3:11 pm || Up

                They’ll keep us safe from the fire ants.

                • Bed Dec 19,2016 3:25 pm || Up

                  I assume they’ll build a wall to keep the fire ants from taking jobs away from white ants.

                  #MakeAntHillsGreatAgain

                  But seriously, folks...
                • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 3:28 pm || Up

                  They’re gonna bomb the shit out of the fire ants.

                • AV Dec 19,2016 3:33 pm || Up

                  “fire ants”??!?

                  what are you… a spicy boys denier?

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 3:36 pm || Up

                  The Spicy Boys were a one hit wonder band from the ’90’s, right?

                • AV Dec 19,2016 8:40 pm || Up

                  I shouldn’t have said anything. I get home, and spicy boys all over my compost. ruthless desperate fuckers after a good rain. a mass of them to just about trigger the motion detector. there was a lettuce butt and a single egg shell in there.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 9:06 pm || Up

                  When you use put those words in that particular order, I struggle to understand what you’re trying to communicate.

                • AV Dec 19,2016 9:26 pm || Up

                  I’m a walking mad-lib without the blanks.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 10:57 pm || Up

                  I’m all blanks.

                • AV Dec 20,2016 9:53 pm || Up

                  hey, blanks get the job done too.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • ozzman99 Dec 20,2016 11:20 pm || Up

                  Depends on the job.

                • Future Ed Dec 21,2016 6:20 am || Up

                  you internet commentors are all out to fucking lunch

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • ozzman99 Dec 21,2016 3:15 pm || Up

                  Ooh, where are we going for lunch? I want pasta.

                • Bed Dec 19,2016 3:34 pm || Up

                  They had it coming.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 3:37 pm || Up

                  I’m still curious about what kind of bomb causes diarrhea.

  76. Bed Dec 19,2016 12:22 pm

    So how has everyone been? Anybody get married…go to prison…grow out their chest hair?

    But seriously, folks...
    • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 2:28 pm || Up

      All of the above. The 2nd one first. Then the first.

      • Bed Dec 19,2016 2:41 pm || Up

        That seems to be the smart way to go…you get married and a new place to live all in one package.

        But seriously, folks...
        • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 3:13 pm || Up

          Honestly, the worst thing about prison is the cornbread. Other than that, it’s better than they make it look on TV.

          • Bed Dec 19,2016 3:23 pm || Up

            Cornbread makes me think about my grandmother…which then makes me think about her time in prison…and the wheel keeps on spinning.

            But seriously, folks...
            • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 3:25 pm || Up

              Porn makes me think about your grandmother.

              • Bed Dec 19,2016 3:28 pm || Up

                Yeah, that’s how most people know her.

                But seriously, folks...
                • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 3:31 pm || Up

                  There’s not much that woman wouldn’t do for Hershey’s bars and nylons.

    • colin Dec 19,2016 5:20 pm || Up

      I moved to Cincinnati. That’s kind of like prison?

      • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 5:26 pm || Up

        PORKOPOLIS!!!

      • Bed Dec 19,2016 5:39 pm || Up

        Are you living on the air in Cincinnati or is that reference too old even for me to use?

        But seriously, folks...
      • andeux Dec 19,2016 7:55 pm || Up

        with worse chili.

        TINSTAAFK
        • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 9:07 pm || Up

          I fucking hate Cincinnati chili.

          • colin Dec 20,2016 8:25 am || Up

            I think it’s ok. Not great, but fine as a novelty. I need to do more to explore the porkopolis angle though. The local beer scene is pretty great.

    • Future Ed Dec 19,2016 5:58 pm || Up

      I’ve been to prison and jail a lot

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  77. Bed Dec 19,2016 12:46 pm

    Calling something Jumbo Shrimp feels like fat shaming.

    But seriously, folks...
  78. Bed Dec 19,2016 12:47 pm

    I must be getting old because I have no desire to see the new Star Wars movie. I am however very excited to find out more about Dennys new early bird special.

    But seriously, folks...
  79. ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 3:14 pm
    • Bed Dec 19,2016 3:19 pm || Up

      I usually try to have a female doctor. They have smaller hands which is helpful for certain things. Also, men suck.

      But seriously, folks...
      • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 3:26 pm || Up

        I’m pretty sure the AMA would frown on your doctor sucking. That’s really unprofessional.

        • Bed Dec 19,2016 3:36 pm || Up

          The AMA hasn’t been the same since Nick Bockwinkel lost the championship belt.

          But seriously, folks...
          • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 3:39 pm || Up

            I think you’re confused. AMA is the channel that Breaking Bad aired on. And it hasn’t been the same since that show ended.

            • Bed Dec 19,2016 5:38 pm || Up

              I’m so behind on TV. We just finished the last season of Game of Thrones and I’m watching all of the A’s games from April as we speak.

              But seriously, folks...
              • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 9:07 pm || Up

                I haven’t watched and Walking Dead yet this season.

              • nevermoor Dec 20,2016 12:05 pm || Up

                The thing about A’s games is you see one you’ve seen ’em all.

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Bed Dec 20,2016 5:48 pm || Up

                  The only thing I miss about A’s games is Ray Fosse…I know a lot of people probably disagree with me but I’ve always enjoyed his work. As far as the team itself I doubt I could name five players.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • Bed Dec 20,2016 6:01 pm || Up

                  Okay…

                  Sonny Gray
                  Sean Doolittle
                  Uh….
                  The catcher who doesn’t wear batting gloves but made the All Star Game
                  Um…

                  But seriously, folks...
                • ozzman99 Dec 20,2016 11:21 pm || Up

                  Bruce Bochte

                • doctorK Dec 21,2016 11:05 am || Up

                  Bitches!

          • 5Aces Dec 20,2016 8:41 am || Up

            Hi Dr. nick!!!

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Future Ed Dec 19,2016 6:01 pm || Up

        I do too. every doctor ive seen in the last 10 years has been a woman. both visits

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 9:08 pm || Up

          Did you need a doctor after you drank all my tequila?

          • Future Ed Dec 19,2016 9:22 pm || Up

            i think you needed a doctor for giving me peach lime tequila

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 10:58 pm || Up

              I just serve the alcohol, I don’t judge the drinker.

  80. Bed Dec 19,2016 3:16 pm

    I became a vegetarian again but I’m doing it mostly out of spite and my hatred of asparagus. I won’t rest until I’ve eaten all those bastards.

    But seriously, folks...
    • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 3:27 pm || Up

      Vegetarian? Is that even legal in Arkansas?

      • Bed Dec 19,2016 3:30 pm || Up

        Probably not but folks here are too busy square dancing with Jesus to notice what I’m up to.

        But seriously, folks...
        • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 3:35 pm || Up

          They’re probably already suspicious of you, what with the wife who isn’t your kin and all.

          • Bed Dec 19,2016 3:40 pm || Up

            I’m pretty sure we aren’t kin…none of the kids have webbed toes or anything.

            But seriously, folks...
  81. ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 3:40 pm

    Why are you people (Bed) doing here right now? Don’t you have jobs? You bunch of lazy shits.

    • Bed Dec 19,2016 3:45 pm || Up

      I have the rest of the year off.

      But seriously, folks...
      • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 3:47 pm || Up

        A man of leisure. I’ve always said that educators are overpaid in this country.

        • Bed Dec 19,2016 3:57 pm || Up

          I’ve earned it. The last year has been the busiest of my life but I’m closing in on being Dr. Bed…I do miss having all the time off when I was teaching. Bureacrats get less time off.

          But seriously, folks...
          • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 3:59 pm || Up

            Dr. Bed! I like the sound of that! But still, women make better doctors. Sorry.

            • Bed Dec 19,2016 4:05 pm || Up

              I’m going to be the fake kind of doctor…so don’t bother asking me to prescribe drugs.

              But seriously, folks...
              • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 5:26 pm || Up

                Bed, you can give me a physical any time. But only you, not Sir Bed. That guy was a jerk.

                • Bed Dec 19,2016 5:35 pm || Up

                  He was the worst…as far as my physicals they mostly involve educational policy so it should be fun for both of us.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 9:09 pm || Up

                  That’s my dream date right there.

                • Bed Dec 20,2016 5:58 pm || Up

                  Just wait until I start talking about rural school district funding issues.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • ozzman99 Dec 20,2016 11:22 pm || Up

                  Don’t oversell yourself.

  82. Bed Dec 19,2016 3:41 pm

    I don’t have the time to read all the posts I’ve missed so I’ll assume they’re all about VORP and craft beers.

    But seriously, folks...
    • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 3:48 pm || Up

      We never discuss VORP without you.

      • Bed Dec 19,2016 3:52 pm || Up

        Well, I am a renowned expert on the subject.

        But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Dec 19,2016 6:03 pm || Up

      mostly chess and really bad election predictions

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  83. andeux Dec 19,2016 4:00 pm

    So after all that, 2 Republican electors voted for someone other than Trump, while 4 Democratic electors voted for someone other than Clinton? That’s pretty much American politics right now in a nutshell.

    TINSTAAFK
    • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 4:04 pm || Up

    • dmoas Dec 20,2016 9:54 am || Up

      Considering the majority of voters were Republican elites who are desperate for any sense of power they can attain, it’s not the least bit surprising.

  84. Bed Dec 19,2016 5:42 pm

    If we can get this thread to 400 posts I’ll buy everyone a brand new 1987 Pontiac Fiero.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Dec 19,2016 6:03 pm || Up

      to go with you other one?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ozzman99 Dec 19,2016 9:10 pm || Up

      Wow, you’re like the poor man’s Oprah!

      • Bed Dec 20,2016 5:51 pm || Up

        I’m exactly like Oprah…if you take away talent, charm, and success.

        But seriously, folks...
        • ozzman99 Dec 20,2016 11:23 pm || Up

          Then I’m exactly like you, if you take away being exactly like Oprah.

  85. aardvark Dec 20,2016 1:30 pm

    Any of you FKers spend any time in Kentucky? I’m headed there next month.

    • AV Dec 20,2016 2:22 pm || Up

      drove through it a couple times. the abraham lincoln birthplace is kinda neat.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • aardvark Dec 20,2016 3:21 pm || Up

        I’ll be in Louisville and then Lexington. It looks like it’s an hour outside Louisville. Is it worth that drive?

        I can’t decide if the Louisville Slugger museum would be interesting or if after bat 10, it would get old.

        • doctorK Dec 20,2016 3:29 pm || Up

          Louisville Slugger is worth it. There is a tour of the production line which I found very interesting.

          • aardvark Dec 21,2016 9:01 am || Up

            That does sound cool. Since it’s going to be pretty cold outside a museum sounds about right.

            • sslinger Dec 22,2016 8:47 pm || Up

              I agree, it was cool. I watched them spinning bats for a pitcher, maybe Livan Hernandez. Bought a few small bats as gifts. I had a weird couple days there: gifted tickets to Louisville Downs (not for K derby, but won ~$30), most intense rain storm I’ve ever driven through, got stoned with some guys from W Virginia, and enjoyed some good bbq.

        • AV Dec 20,2016 4:27 pm || Up

          hmm… i guess not really. not much to do. i thought it was grand because it caught me by surprise on a road trip to graceland. famous homes of bootstrappin’ dudes.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • aardvark Dec 21,2016 9:08 am || Up

            That would be cool to stumble across. Particularly on the way to Graceland.

            Where were you coming from that Lincoln’s birthplace was on the way to Graceland?

            • AV Dec 21,2016 9:49 am || Up

              it was on the return trip, after memphis, through nashville, a preference for 2-lane hwys over interstates while heading vaguely back home to brooklyn, and voila. i was wearing a gold sharkskin suit i bought at the red, white, and blue thrift it memphis. and had eaten chicken fried steak for breakfast. god damn i love a road trip.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • aardvark Dec 21,2016 11:10 am || Up

                It sounds glorious. I too love a road trip. We took a fun one this summer and I’m already hankering for another.

    • ozzman99 Dec 20,2016 4:05 pm || Up

      All I know is Bourbon Trail.

      • Bed Dec 20,2016 5:53 pm || Up

        All I know is what goes up must come down…unless it’s something that keeps going up for some reason…okay, the more I think about it I don’t really know much about things that continue to go up and never come down…I’m pretty sure I had a point here I was trying to make but…hey look a cookie.

        But seriously, folks...
    • Leopold Bloom Dec 20,2016 11:11 pm || Up

      • ptbnl Dec 20,2016 11:26 pm || Up

        We’re #1
        We’re #1
        We’re #1

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • ozzman99 Dec 20,2016 11:55 pm || Up

          No, they just smell like #1 because the 1% has been pissing on them their entire lives.

      • ptbnl Dec 20,2016 11:35 pm || Up

        Though a cursory fact-check actually puts his $22M net worth in 10th place, with only 1/10th of the wealth of Mark Warner (D-VA) and 1/3rd of Dianne Feinstein (D-CA).

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Leopold Bloom Dec 20,2016 11:44 pm || Up

          I think in honor of our President-Elect, we should all just eschew facts.

          • ptbnl Dec 20,2016 11:47 pm || Up

            That’s just like, your opinion.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Bed Dec 21,2016 4:46 am || Up

        I’m pretty sure Mississippi is the poorest state. They’re the state that keeps my state away from being 50th in everything.

        But seriously, folks...
        • andeux Dec 21,2016 9:51 am || Up

          You are correct though West Virginia also gives Arkansas a run for its lack of money.

          TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 23,2016 7:44 am || Up

      There’s always the Ark Encounter. Taxpayer funded, no less!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • colin Dec 23,2016 7:47 pm || Up

      I had some surprisingly good tacos in Florence, KY.

  86. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 20,2016 2:05 pm

    There’s a one-hour documentary on MLB Network at 6pm tonight titled “School of Rickey.”

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Dec 21,2016 6:23 am || Up

      I would like to see that, and I would like to not have the mlb network. I hope, like fastball, it comes on netflix

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  87. Bed Dec 21,2016 4:50 am

    Just to let you know my posts are now backwards compatible if you want to play them on your Sega Genesis.

    But seriously, folks...
  88. lenscrafters Dec 23,2016 11:15 am
    • Soaker Dec 23,2016 11:29 am || Up

      An MLB source said Oakland’s proposed offer was for two years and $50 million. The deal included a first-year opt-out for Encarnacion and a third-year club option.

      Whoa, a competitive offer. Aren’t Holliday and Kazmir the two highest-paid A’s so far (for one season)? They would almost have been doubled.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Soaker Dec 23,2016 11:52 am || Up

        Also, not that I was under any illusions but I notice Billy gets all the mentions in that article and Forst is absent. I’ll deal with the big bucks stuff, why don’t you go scrounge up some journeyman middle reliever.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • nevermoor Dec 23,2016 11:53 am || Up

      I just saw that. Why the hell would they think renting EE makes any sense for this team?

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"

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