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Grilled Hatred 164

Dear protesters on Market Street: shutting down the entire city’s bus service and downtown SF traffic isn’t a way to gain sympathy. I hate you.

Dear A’s “defense”: shutting down ground balls WOULD BE a way to gain sympathy. I hate you.

Dear A’s bullpen: You’re a lost cause. I hate you.

Grrrrrrr.

164 thoughts on “Grilled Hatred

  1. Dial C for Concupiscence May 21,2015 10:14 am

    So the A’s need to protest ground balls?

  2. 5Aces May 21,2015 10:19 am

    Recruiters of the world: I hate you. When you open up positions that basically say “we are looking for 5aces” and you dont even call it is just rude. I get that you receive 1000000000000 people, but seriously my resume almost looks like I take their desired qualities and just made it match because I did exactly what they are looking for.

    I have no reason to complain, I haven’t put in real hard work yet on the job search. But it still pisses me off.

    Related-I have a friend who did a FB post yesterday about how much better things can be if you just go 24 hrs without complaining. I think I need to comment with the Wash speech to Hatte, and then unfriend him.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  3. FreeSeatUpgrade May 21,2015 12:12 pm

    First thing we do, let’s kill inconvenience all the lawyers.

    What were they protesting?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV May 21,2015 12:20 pm || Up

      let the record show NM hates… bare boobies.

      boobies matter, NM. boobies matter.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • nevermoor May 21,2015 12:44 pm || Up

        That was it yes. Caused it to take me ~20 minutes to do the last 6 blocks of my commute.

        (and, of course, the cause itself is worthy though I think the comments at AV’s link are right that their spin on it is bizarre and possibly counterproductive in that it focuses on much weaker illustrations of a very real problem)

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  4. Englishmajor May 21,2015 1:41 pm

    Three awesome things happened so far at work:

    — I arrived for my 12:30 PM shift start just as my colleague whose shift ended at 12:15 PM was pulling out of his parking place.
    — When I got upstairs, my colleague who I share a desk with whose shift ends at 12:30 PM was actually leaving on time, instead of farting around for half an hour while I sit at the newsroom table and read Twitter on my phone.
    — There was free food left over from a lunch meeting AND there will be free food tonight for pledge.

    OF course, the actual work part…not so much. But hey.

  5. ptbnl May 21,2015 2:14 pm

    Anyone want me to get them tickets for the ManUre/Earthquakes friendly (“International Challenge Cup”) at Cal Stadium at 8pm on Tuesday, July 21.

    Tickets start at $45 each and as staff I get to pre-order on 5/28.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • MikeV May 21,2015 3:23 pm || Up

      Tuesday at 8pm, PRIME TIME.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  6. Englishmajor May 21,2015 2:46 pm

    A 30 for 30 short about one of the few cool things the Giants have ever done. Love that Crazy Crab!

    • Englishmajor May 22,2015 2:09 am || Up

      (especially if you ever wanted to hear Duane Kuiper say “Five feet, the wiener is hitting the target. From 25, that wiener’s not gonna make it.”)

  7. AV May 21,2015 8:34 pm

    is harden punching/elbowing people and draws the foul? (50 secs remaining)

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV May 21,2015 8:37 pm || Up

      and now he’s tearing up the set! fuck that guy.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy May 21,2015 8:43 pm || Up

        That was wild. Man.

        • Future Ed May 22,2015 7:22 am || Up

          is there cause for concern? seems like the playiffs have been not quite as dominant.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • AV May 22,2015 9:02 am || Up

            i’m not concerned. i mean, it’s too early to say. but i think the warriors might just be over .326 this year.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • nevermoor May 22,2015 9:29 am || Up

              I’m certainly concerned about what happens when (or IF – knocking on wood) Harden gets upgraded to LBJ

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • AV May 22,2015 10:53 am || Up

                i see they’ve played twice this year, and traded ~110 / 90+ scores. sadly, lebron wasn’t on the floor the time the Ws won, and he scored 42 when they lost.

                yeah… go ‘tlanta!

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • Glorious Mundy May 22,2015 10:59 am || Up

                I’m not even sure how much of an upgrade that is at the moment. Harden is unbelievable right now.

                • nevermoor May 22,2015 12:12 pm || Up

                  Harden is good, and probably had the best season of anyone. LBJ is the better true talent.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Glorious Mundy May 22,2015 12:41 pm || Up

                  I actually think that at this stage of their careers, Harden is the better offensive true talent. LBJ tops him when you take defense into account, but I’m less worried about that because the Cavs’ defense is overall worse than the Rockets’.

                • vignette17 May 22,2015 2:44 pm || Up

                  Lebron this season hasn’t brought the effort on defense. And he seems to love dribbling out the 24 second clock and shooting a long jumper. If he decides only to shoot jumpers, Harden is better than him.

                  But I still think LBJ could blow by any of the Warriors defenders. Iguodala has lost a step, Draymond (remarkable as he is) isn’t quite quick enough, and Klay/Barnes will struggle against him.

                  A full effort Lebron is by far the scariest thing left for the Warriors, although Harden has been playing phenomenally.

          • Glorious Mundy May 22,2015 10:33 am || Up

            Not really. Can’t expect to blow the doors off of good teams every night. The Rockets have played about as well as they are capable of the last two nights, and still came up short. As heart-stopping as the last few second were last night, it was a little fluky the way the Rockets even got back into it with the Warriors screwing up against the full-court press and then missing a wide open three that would have sealed it.

            Also a couple of very frustrating ref decisions cost the Warriors 5 or 6 points down the stretch. Curry got called for one of the worst charges I have ever seen wiping out a basket (the defender slid under him after he had not only jumped but released the shot) and then a 3-pointer was wiped out when Brewer tackled Green who had set the screen. Weird stuff.

            • elcroata May 22,2015 11:13 am || Up

              First was definitely a very bad call. Second was just bad luck.

              Because survival is insufficient
              • Glorious Mundy May 22,2015 11:22 am || Up

                Agreed. I’m only angry about the first one, not only because it was a bad call but because it incentivizes dangerous undercuts.

                On the second, I just wish the ref could have “played advantage” a la soccer there. Not really an option under the rulebook, but just extremely frustrating to see the defense get rewarded for a bad basketball play.

                • nevermoor May 22,2015 12:13 pm || Up

                  This exactly.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • elcroata May 22,2015 2:52 pm || Up

                  Come to think of it, apart from soccer, three of the four major American sports have some sort of “advantage rule”. In hockey, two minutes do not come into effect as long as the wronged team has the puck. In football, you can throw the ball down the field on offside. And in baseball, you can have a base hit on a balk.

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • AV May 22,2015 9:12 pm || Up

                  penalty declined.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • elcroata May 22,2015 11:35 pm || Up

                  that, as well.

                  Because survival is insufficient
            • vignette17 May 22,2015 2:49 pm || Up

              And Harden has played as well as Houston could possibly hope. But so has Steph. The Warriors need to stop the sloppy turnovers and Klay needs to step it up. They do those two, they’ll win. I predicted W’s in 5 pre-series and I still think that’s the most likely outcome.

              The fact that the Warriors aren’t playing perfectly and still winning 10-2 in the playoffs (!) is cause for celebration, not worry. They’ll lose at least a couple more by the end of the year. But they only need to win their home games the rest of the way. Any road win is gravy. And they’re the best road team in the league.

          • Future Ed May 23,2015 9:45 pm || Up

            nvrmnd

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Glorious Mundy May 24,2015 10:26 am || Up

              Thing about the Warriors is they are incredibly smart, both players and coaches. They figure teams out as games and series go along.

  8. colin May 22,2015 7:21 am

    This is a song that I don’t hate. In fact, I’ve been not hating it like 5 times a day for the past week (this sounds like a masturbation reference, but it’s not).

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    • Future Ed May 22,2015 7:23 am || Up

      I don’t have5 minutes right now!

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • colin May 22,2015 7:27 am || Up

        It’s so good. Makes me want to fly to Melbourne and buy all the post-punk records.

    • AV May 22,2015 9:10 am || Up

      it’s like a new joy d’ultravox single!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • colin May 22,2015 10:06 am || Up

        ” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen>

        • AV May 22,2015 10:43 am || Up

          dies. every day. 5 times a day. for a week. not a masturbation reference.

          OH COME ON!

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • colin May 22,2015 10:46 am || Up

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            • AV May 22,2015 11:00 am || Up

              naughty.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  9. AV May 22,2015 11:40 am

    germany answers back for the borussia dortmund UXB a few months ago by planting one of their own at wembley.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • elcroata May 22,2015 2:57 pm || Up

      WWII bombs are found around here all the time

      Because survival is insufficient
  10. Future Ed May 22,2015 3:04 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ptbnl May 22,2015 3:18 pm || Up

      I like your attempts to foment a take-over of the broadcast booth.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Future Ed May 22,2015 3:32 pm || Up

        we can make it happen

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • AV May 22,2015 9:18 pm || Up

          maybe bryan can just change the name of that fire bob geren facebook page.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  11. ptbnl May 22,2015 3:59 pm

    The list of forbidden car licence plates in the UK runs to 46 pages but doesn’t include PEN15.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • andeux May 22,2015 4:04 pm || Up

      TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 22,2015 5:49 pm || Up

      Why would anyone object to a license plate commemorating this year’s campaigns of PEN?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV May 22,2015 9:22 pm || Up

      PEN15 is allowed, but only on a mini, a tiny, or a swallow.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • 5Aces May 23,2015 1:29 pm || Up

        African or European swallow?

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  12. ptbnl May 22,2015 9:53 pm

    Is Oakland really going to try to enforce a policy of no marching in the streets after dark? And is that really the intent of California Vehicle Code Section 2800 (which is what last night’s SayHerName protesters were threatened with arrest under)?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • AV May 22,2015 10:51 pm || Up

      1) apparently. but libby says it’s for their safety, so it’s OK. 2) for walking? how can it? it says vehicle code right there on the title!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 23,2015 7:28 am || Up

      It’s presumably not legal to walk down the middle of the street in the flow of traffic at any time of day, right? In theory I don’t have an issue with a city trying to use existing legal authority to maintain a standard of order, which Oakland protests have obviously had big problems with in recent years. And the sidewalk thing makes sense tactically for groups of, say, 200 or fewer, which is what the vandalism-heavy marches have mostly been since Occupy receded. But as a practical matter I imagine this will be hard to maintain.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • AV May 23,2015 11:07 am || Up

        2800. (a) It is unlawful to willfully fail or refuse to comply with
        a lawful order, signal, or direction of a peace officer

        i understood it to be, do what the officers say or you get arrested. sure, a law in the books since day 1, but a weird card to play at a march protesting the police. and apparently the police didn’t have the previous intelligence or the ability to observe and decide on the spot, that the march they pulled this on was a stroller mom bloc, not the car smashers they said they were targeting.

        i just don’t think it’s a very smart way to go about it. it’s only going to provoke the obtuse kinds of kids who, say, break the windows of the dogwood because they see it as a gentrifier bar. they get off on the cat-n-mouse, and treating it as a crowd control issue rather than individualizing and pursuing the vandals only plays into their hands.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV May 23,2015 11:21 am || Up

          OTOH, drawing a line at nighttime is OK with me. but that should be obvious to the protesters. the whole point of a demonstration is to be seen, and you can’t be seen in the dark.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade May 23,2015 11:26 am || Up

          The crux of the enforcement problem Oakland is grappling with is how to stop the vandal/provocateurs in real time while not cracking down on the 90% of protestors who are peaceful. It’s easy to say they should individualize and enforce against the vandals only, but I have yet to hear a good model articulated by anyone to do that. Having a dozen cops clad in riot gear wade into the crowd to single out the ostensible perps ain’t gonna work. My assumption is that the stay on the sidewalk tactic is meant to contain the provocateurs’ ability to spread out on the wide fringes of a demo to wreak havoc.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • AV May 23,2015 11:50 am || Up

            i think i’m with you in that the tactics are important and there needs to be a better way to ride that line between allowing protest and protecting the city. when i follow these in real time on twitter, i hear the POV of the provocateurs, and their mentality leads me to think that this tactic won’t work. it’s going to frustrate and madden the protestors who don’t go to the fringe (which isn’t what the police wants), and not directly pursuing the vandals only [simply] plays into what they have fun doing.

            you’re right that i can’t provide a model on how to do that though (i’m just a blogger spouting off, with no tactical training at all). so even if in your link i see the faces and bikes of some of them in the act, i don’t know how the police would be able to use that after the fact. and though i’ve seen dozens of cops stage right in front of my house during these things, as well as seeing that during protests much of the time the vandalism happens during the isolated moments rather than the thick, crowded parts of demos, i don’t know how they’d put it together to be able to send two SUVs in to the right spot to grab isolated vandals in the act.

            i just think of these things as following the laws of action-reaction, and that particular action by the city makes me wince at the upcoming reaction.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • ptbnl May 23,2015 11:18 pm || Up

            I agree that no-one has come up with a good solution to the problem, but I’m also sure as hell this isn’t it. How about requiring protesters stay *in* the street, so you’d have to step out of the crowd to smash a storefront?

            Schaaf isn’t even close to Quan territory yet, in terms of political fallout, but it’s a step on that path.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  13. AV May 22,2015 10:55 pm

    neat. i just learned that the reporter character in treme is based on a guy i lived with for a year at the warehouse in SF. nice guy. sharp mind. punker too.

    this was at the place where we were both roommates with the video backpack guy from slacker. selfish guy. kind of a dolt. lech too.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • colin May 23,2015 5:24 am || Up

      They made him a metalhead in the show.

      • AV May 23,2015 11:09 am || Up

        and you wonder if sofi would still be interested if she knew about the rubber nurse fetish.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • colin May 23,2015 11:12 am || Up

          That subplot weirded me out because the actress looks like she is maybe 14 years old.

          • AV May 23,2015 11:19 am || Up

            nah, that was the point. he is being big-brotherly. she has the crush. and the line is never crossed.

            but keep your eye on that musician guy because he might not have the same moral fortitude!

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV May 23,2015 11:11 am || Up

        chau xavi.

        [not meant as a reply]

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  14. nowBodhi May 24,2015 4:01 pm

    May 24th is like Christmas morning for music birthdays, so forgive me if I took some time getting this happening. Yes, it’s Bob Dylan’s 74th today, as well as Patti Labelle’s 71st. Those luminaries, though, shall wait for another day, cuz this May 24th I am going with the man some call The Malcolm X of Jazz. Let’s blog up a mighty tasty 2CD compilation — featuring unique edits of longer cuts not sold in stores — plus a sweet 2011 Coltrane tribute from German TV of the inimitable Archie Shepp, born this day in 1937 :P

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  15. doctorK May 25,2015 2:30 pm

    Color me shocked

  16. Glorious Mundy May 26,2015 12:32 pm
  17. 5Aces May 26,2015 2:26 pm

    Good to know Sean has been having important thoughts while rehabbing.

    In particular note #6. I had to make sure to ask if he had seen a certain youtube video before coming up with that one.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Glorious Mundy May 26,2015 2:33 pm || Up

      get out of the car and ghost ride it so hard that E-40 would turn back into an A’s fan

      Excellent

    • batgirl May 26,2015 3:33 pm || Up

      “How great would it be…” The Ray is seeping in…

  18. doctorK May 26,2015 9:35 pm
    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 26,2015 10:52 pm || Up

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • MikeV May 26,2015 10:52 pm || Up

      sometimes I really enjoy reddit comments.

      “You know you’re really fucked when the Swiss won’t even protect you.”

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • nevermoor May 27,2015 8:41 am || Up

      DOJ! DOJ! DOJ!

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • AV May 27,2015 10:01 am || Up

        and just when we thought the US had never made any cultural contributions to the game, it pulls up in a mininvan and goes full soccer mom on their asses.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • MikeV May 27,2015 10:12 am || Up

          30 for 30

          What if I told you the country that didn’t really care about soccer was the one that saved it?

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

        • Future Ed May 27,2015 12:08 pm || Up

          people know the US won the world cup in 99, right?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • AV May 27,2015 2:56 pm || Up

            this is so lucid, i’m going to guess you meant to write something about brandi chastain and cups, plural.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • andeux May 27,2015 2:59 pm || Up

              1 girl, 2 cups?

              TINSTAAFK
            • dmoas May 27,2015 3:32 pm || Up

              By not specifying a sport, he’s given himself some leeway on his correctness.

  19. Glorious Mundy May 27,2015 5:02 pm

    Why in the world is Manchester City doing an exhibition in Canada today? Didn’t their season end a couple of hours ago? Surely the money would still be there in a month.

    While I’m at it with non-indictment soccer, AV bait:

    • AV May 27,2015 5:34 pm || Up

      holy… with players like that, who needs fans to ruin a game??

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  20. elcroata May 28,2015 12:47 am

    Sickel’s site reminding me of all that is great about SB Nation

    Now hiring:

    **Minor League Observer positions (volunteer)

    Because survival is insufficient
    • elcroata May 28,2015 1:16 am || Up

      And this comment from someone who writes there:

      While the volunteer status will not pad your bank account, it can help you in other ways. The SB Nation brand carries a decent amount of weight in the blog world. I can’t tell you how many more doors have been opened for me by relaying that I’m a member of the SB Nation team. I’ve gained access to new sources because of this, and gained plenty of exposure. I’m now a member of the IBWAA, and if Twitter followers are your game, I went from 50 or so followers when I began writing to almost 600 as you can see in my signature line.

      IBWAA (Internet Baseball Writers Association of America) gives lifetime membership to anyone who is willing to pay $35. Oh, vanity…

      Because survival is insufficient
      • Future Ed May 28,2015 5:38 am || Up

        and yet, and yet, people will willingly sign up.

        Journalism are dying because people are willing to give it up for free, and others are OK with suspect content because we don’t want to pay for it.

        now excuse me while I click on slusser’s column from my twitter so I can bypass the chronicle’s sfgate’ subscription.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • ptbnl May 28,2015 7:32 am || Up

        Plus you get unlimited votes for the Lobby of Pretty Good.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • colin May 28,2015 7:41 am || Up

          I don’t use my votes because I’m a “small lobby” guy.

        • 5Aces May 28,2015 8:00 am || Up

          And, if you work for free for years, maybe..just MAYBE you can force people to email you and get your very own banhammer.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Dial C for Concupiscence May 28,2015 10:03 am || Up

            I was never in it for the money. It’s all about the unjustified feelings of power

            • AV May 28,2015 10:16 am || Up

              and the sabbaticals. those sweet, sweet sabbaticals.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • MikeV May 28,2015 11:30 am || Up

        SIX HUNDRED TWITTER FOLLOWERS THOUGH!

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • 5Aces May 28,2015 7:49 pm || Up

          I guess im just not wired that way. In fact, when someone follows me on Twitter, I usually think “are you a bot? if not, whats wrong with you?”

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  21. nowBodhi May 28,2015 1:38 pm

    Nowadays, it’s more than commonplace for all kinds of music folks to play in Russia. Why, half of the commercially-released concert DVDs of the last 15 years have been shot there. But it weren’t always this way! Blog with us now in our trusty time machine back to the Spring of 1979, when a certain Elton John decided he’d kick off his big comeback tour by asking to play the USSR. To his astonishment, they let him tour behind the Iron Curtain for a week, thus providing us with today’s beastly FM remaster of what happened — hint: he leveled Red Square — the very first time a Western rock star played Moscow… 36 years ago tonight!

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  22. Jennifer May 28,2015 8:41 pm

    I’m doing a pretty good job of hating myself right now. I tried to sedate myself enough to get through it but we’re at “large angry lion” dosages right now and I work the next four days.

    • 5Aces May 28,2015 8:57 pm || Up

      Why are you hating yourself? You are awesome and having a fantastic year/soon to be summer of Jennifer.

      Dont be a hater.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Jennifer May 28,2015 8:58 pm || Up

        It’s too personal.

      • Jennifer May 28,2015 9:07 pm || Up

        I’ve worked 20 out of the last 22 days, and we’ve been so busy. Today was the first day in almost a week that I’ve been home before 10 PM. A lot of it is exhaustion, but I just got a raise and I’m working a lot of ER time. ER is $2 more an hour, plus it’s time and a half. I really love money. And Intern left today, so I’m sad about that. And one of my nursey friends didn’t get into RN school, while a lesser nurse I work with did. And I have plantar fasciitis and tendinitis in both legs and it hurts.

        That’s what I don’t mind sharing. You probably know the rest.

        • 5Aces May 28,2015 9:11 pm || Up

          I’m sorry. rest your legs. Dont love money. In the end it wont love you back the way you want it to.

          You are valuable and loved. At least youre still posting. Go look at your awesome concert posters.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Jennifer May 28,2015 9:19 pm || Up

            There are so many people living with us right now. I just want to sit in the recliner in my underwear watching television without anyone around.

          • Jennifer May 29,2015 5:26 am || Up

            Holy shit, I feel so much better this morning. Spoke to a good friend last night and they fixed a lot of the problem. :)

            Got cut today because of over staffing and got a good night of sleep.

  23. Glorious Mundy May 28,2015 9:10 pm

    Hmm, that would be a bummer.

  24. FreeSeatUpgrade May 29,2015 8:47 am
    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  25. ptbnl May 29,2015 9:21 am

    Ah, Sepp … still got it. Negotiate a deal with the Palestinians to withdraw their call to suspend Israel in return for an amendment calling on the UN to investigate the Israeli teams based in illegal West Bank settlements, and then pull a quick switcheroo so that the amendment actually voted on replaces “UN” with “FIFA subcommittee”! What a scallywag!

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • AV May 29,2015 9:57 am || Up

      in tonight’s episode of house of balls

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV May 29,2015 11:25 am || Up

        but first, some highlights of the next game of moans,

        It is my congress, I have the right to make the closing remarks. This is a very important congress. You see I am in a good mood. I was a little bit nervous today, but now I am the president of everybody, I am the president of the whole Fifa.

        This game is important, but more important, enjoy life!

        then stay tuned to the 11 o’clock news, when in slightly less morbidly creepy stories about people wearing false smiles

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • nevermoor May 29,2015 11:53 am || Up

          Best wishes and go Bribery!

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  26. Soaker May 29,2015 2:17 pm

    I trust you Berkeley folks, but now you’re allowing THIS to happen?!?! There were quite a few days when that between-classes run down to Oscar’s provided my only meal of the day. No FKing salad would have been an adequate substitute.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Glorious Mundy May 29,2015 2:19 pm || Up

      Aw, dammit. I lived around the corner from there in college and went all the time. I’ll have to stop in for one last burger and a chocolate malt.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade May 29,2015 2:40 pm || Up

        I have never been to Oscar’s, will have to stop in at lady once before the end, if for no other reason than de riguer Berkeley credibility.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • sslinger May 29,2015 3:34 pm || Up

          I’ve never been either. I’ve been on a kick lately of going to places that I’ve been by a million times and not eaten at, but have still missed this one.

    • andeux May 29,2015 3:18 pm || Up

      I went there on Wednesday for one (probably) last cheeseburger and fries.
      They were out of lettuce, which somehow seemed perfect.

      TINSTAAFK
  27. ptbnl Jun 2,2015 9:59 am

    Blatter out!

    Of course he could just have withdrawn from last week’s election, but I guess he’s got some of Thatcher’s “undefeated” complex going on.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Glorious Mundy Jun 2,2015 10:14 am || Up

    • AV Jun 2,2015 10:17 am || Up

      i’ve quickly moved from joy to othershoedrop impatience/anxiety.

      “i renounce the presidency because… as the new life-long FIFA kaiser i’ve dissolved the presidency.”

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Jun 2,2015 10:23 am || Up

        I will continue to exercise my functions as Fifa President until that election. The next ordinary Fifa Congress will take place on 13 May 2016 in Mexico City. This would create unnecessary delay and I will urge the Executive Committee to organise an Extraordinary Congress for the election of my successor at the earliest opportunity. This will need to be done in line with Fifa’s statutes and we must allow enough time for the best candidates to present themselves [present means gift, right?] and to campaign. Since I shall not be a candidate, and am therefore now free from the constraints that elections inevitably impose, I shall be able to focus on driving far-reaching, [words here that may or may not mean anything in particular] that transcend our previous efforts.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • nevermoor Jun 2,2015 10:28 am || Up

          I.e. a LOT of money is about to change hands.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • dmoas Jun 2,2015 10:40 am || Up

            “If you’d like to buy the next hosting location, now is the time to do it.”

        • ptbnl Jun 2,2015 10:51 am || Up

          “We need a limitation on mandates and terms of office. I have fought for these changes but my efforts have been counteracted.”

          Mostly by his insistence on standing for term after term!

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • AV Jun 2,2015 11:08 am || Up

            just speaks to his selflessness, how he had to continue the fight again and again.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Jun 26,2015 10:23 am || Up

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  28. James V. Jun 3,2015 8:09 am

    Speaking of bullpens:

    • AV Jun 3,2015 8:35 am || Up

      so, basically, one porn device per person, and a drum of lube to share.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • MikeV Jun 3,2015 12:35 pm || Up

        yeah that’s a really terrible list, and not only because ipads are FKing terrible devices.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • dmoas Jun 3,2015 12:55 pm || Up

          $5k or an ipad may be the dumbest on the list.

        • nevermoor Jun 3,2015 1:05 pm || Up

          I’ve actually (FINALLY) found one thing I use an iPad for. They’re great video streaming devices to drape over a treadmill to achieve the double goal of (1) entertainment; and (2) blocking the stop button for laziness counteracting.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • Future Ed Jun 3,2015 1:10 pm || Up

            kindle fire does that for 1/4 the price!

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • nevermoor Jun 3,2015 1:22 pm || Up

              Probably true. But this is a 1st gen iPad that Mrs. N wanted those many years ago. So I’m glad to have found something it does.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • Future Ed Jun 3,2015 1:24 pm || Up

                i have 2nd gen ipad hand me down. can’t put anything new on it, but hulu and netflix work

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Glorious Mundy Jun 3,2015 1:28 pm || Up

                  Minecraft. So much Minecraft.

                • nevermoor Jun 3,2015 2:26 pm || Up

                  Yep. Netflix and Youtube are the “killer” apps for me.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • dmoas Jun 3,2015 3:03 pm || Up

                  Add HBO Go.

                • nevermoor Jun 3,2015 4:04 pm || Up

                  Wouldn’t do me much good.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Jennifer Jun 3,2015 4:25 pm || Up

                  Can I borrow HBO Go from a subscriber? Just log in or anything special?

                • MikeV Jun 3,2015 4:28 pm || Up

                  Yea, just log in after you send lots of boob pics.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • Jennifer Jun 3,2015 8:01 pm || Up

                  Why does HBO need boob pictures?

                • AV Jun 3,2015 9:06 pm || Up

                  #GoT

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  29. AV Jun 3,2015 12:14 pm

    Here I am. I’m your boy. I’m not impressed by these tossers. I know what they are. I’ve done it to the IOC, and I’ll do it to them.

    the face behind the FIFA investigation.

    also, anybody know how to catch this programme?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  30. ptbnl Jun 3,2015 3:56 pm

    Someone should have told Atlanta that Jim Johnson isn’t the man to protect a 1-run lead.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  31. ptbnl Jun 3,2015 4:02 pm

    Thoughts on the Belmot, FSU?

    American Pharoah drew the 5-spot in an 8 horse field and is sitting at 3/5 now.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 3,2015 5:57 pm || Up

      Have not had time to consider yet. Given the ultra low price and the long trend of Triple Crown fails the smart play is probably to go with someone else. But I don’t want to root against the triple Crown bid. So conflicted.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  32. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 3,2015 6:55 pm

    Delightful article about the British reporter credited with starting FIFA’s downfall.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  33. ptbnl Jun 4,2015 9:42 am

    If the Irish FA got $5 million from FIFA not to pursue their complaint over Thierry Henry’s handball in the 2010 qualifiers, I wonder how much England got for “the hand of god”?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • MikeV Jun 4,2015 10:01 am || Up

      couple kilos

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • AV Jun 5,2015 10:13 am || Up

        if only we had access to rocket propelled grenades instead.

        hand of god < thumbs of claudia.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  34. doctorK Jun 4,2015 1:03 pm
    • dmoas Jun 4,2015 2:26 pm || Up

      I’ve always been annoyed that the current arguments being used against it to account for what has changed in the MLB business format since the last time it was upheld. It’s not the same business in any way.

      • Glorious Mundy Jun 4,2015 2:28 pm || Up

        The Supreme Court’s reasoning has long been that the original ruling of an exemption was wrong, but that it’s now a wrong that MLB has built its business on so Congress has to fix the mistake. Because Congress is oh so likely to go after baseball owners, or for that matter, pass any substantive antitrust law anymore.

        • dmoas Jun 4,2015 2:57 pm || Up

          I get that. But it’s also in part because the circumstance of how their business hadn’t changed. As long as their business was fundamentally the same, ruling against them would open them up to that retroactive liability. But now that MLB so vastly changes their circumstances, they shouldn’t assume that they have carte blache to act as if it the old ruling doesn’t apply. In many ways, when MLB chose to merge their leagues and start up heavily on their internet/international presence, it would stand to reason that SCOTUS no longer needs to protect MLB as while Congress hasn’t acted specifically to them, they’ve specifically acted in a way that makes the original and subsequent reaffirmations no longer apply. MLB has no reason to think that that original ruling should be held in perpetuity. Think of it this way, SCOTUS could now say “up until the point the leagues were merged and you didn’t have that international presence, that old ruling does and should protect you from liability. But from that point on, you had the responsibility to follow the law. That keeps former players, etc. from having legal standing and potentially opens up possible liability that technically already does exist now. So there’s really no harm in SCOTUS conditionally removing it based on that.

    • Thunderbutt Jun 4,2015 8:14 pm || Up

      Nothing quite like being screwed by “plausibly justifiable” and “arguably defensible” legal decisions. A “historical accident” oughtn’t be able to defy common sense just through the accretion of time. Feh.

      There is always a score.
  35. AV Jun 4,2015 3:30 pm

    by this time today, i really wanted to get nas’ doo rags filked into an epic poem on the good and bad of when a championship comes to your town. but i’ve been too busy (and it’s a pretty hard song). only got as far as:

    the douche flags are back, licensed or knockoff, i wanna support.
    the fan bandwagon is packed, um… what’s the sport?

    anyway, what’s everybody doing for the game tonight? i’m torn. should i go out and feelz the fever at a bar? or should i abuse the probable emptiness of the pool, then threaten mrs AV not to tell me what she sees on FB while i wait for the watchESPN replay to come on?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Jun 4,2015 3:31 pm || Up

      fever. i said fever.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Jun 4,2015 3:33 pm || Up

      I think I have to watch by myself. I get too anxious to being around people during these games, especially drunk bandwagon people, unless I am in the arena.

      • AV Jun 4,2015 3:47 pm || Up

        most cases, yes. for this, i’m having mild curiosity and could possibly stand the fools and their beer, at least for game 1. if it gets tight toward games 6, 7… forget it.

        i think i’m missing that sense of fellowship from knicks playoffs spent at the bar around the corner in the late 90s. though as soon as i feel it i might think it smells like stale beer and want to leave.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.

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