Off day Lounge night ← FREE KRAUT!

Off day Lounge night 127

With extra bonus fearsome toothy Sharks.

"Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."

127 thoughts on “Off day Lounge night

  1. Jennifer Apr 17,2014 6:02 pm

    Friends, I’m in Oakland. I didn’t kill Mom, Aunt, or Cousin yet. It’s actually the warmest it’s ever been here, I think. Can’t wait to see some of you this weekend. I’ve missed you bitches.

    • witchy Apr 17,2014 7:27 pm || Up

      welcome home!!!

      • Jennifer Apr 17,2014 7:30 pm || Up

        Think I can get an interview while I’m out here?

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 17,2014 7:32 pm || Up

          “How great does it feel to be in Oakland?”

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Jennifer Apr 17,2014 7:38 pm || Up

            Probably the only interview I could get.

        • witchy Apr 17,2014 7:55 pm || Up

          it’s worth a shot!

    • Englishmajor Apr 17,2014 8:34 pm || Up

      If you guys have jet lag and wake up super early, you can head on over to downtown San Francisco and stand out in the street at 5:12 AM and sing “San Francisco, open your Golden Gate, you let no stranger wait outside your door!” with the mayor. Of course, then you’ll have to remind your family that the party is because you’re on top of a bunch of faults that have been known to rupture and kill thousands of people without notice.

      Also, I presume you’re going to the game on Sunday but if any members of the party are not, there is the Hunky Jesus contest and the observance of 4/20 going on over in Golden Gate Park.

      • Jennifer Apr 17,2014 8:55 pm || Up

        Leaving Sunday. :-(

      • ozzman99 Apr 17,2014 9:06 pm || Up

        I really want to head downtown tomorrow morning. But not enough to get out of bed.

        • Jennifer Apr 17,2014 9:14 pm || Up

          I’m not getting out of bed until noon. People were starting to tell me I looked exhausted/like shit.

          • ozzman99 Apr 17,2014 9:20 pm || Up

            No one talks to me like that. Mainly because it goes without saying.

    • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 17,2014 9:01 pm || Up

      It’s a good time to visit!

  2. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 17,2014 6:04 pm

    Posted from Evans Diamond on the Cal campus, where Primera’s chorus group will be singing the national anthem anon.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  3. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 17,2014 6:06 pm

    @Jennifer: somehow whenever you come to town you bring the heat.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  4. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 17,2014 6:12 pm

    Cal’s home unis are nice, crisp white with gold piping, navy lettering. Most guys rockin the high socks. Washington looks like the Rockies at a road spring game.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  5. Jennifer Apr 17,2014 7:00 pm

    There was a water leak in our hotel. How very Oakland.

    • Englishmajor Apr 17,2014 8:07 pm || Up

      San Jose’s arena had a power failure in advance of the first game of the Sharks playoffs.

  6. Jennifer Apr 17,2014 7:01 pm

    And…. is anyone watching Turn?

  7. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 17,2014 7:11 pm

    Cal’s park has huge portraits of some of their all-time greats. Conor Jackson is up there. So is Lance Blankenship. No Jeff Kent though. Why’s that I wonder.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Apr 17,2014 8:23 pm || Up

      Noo melvin?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 17,2014 8:39 pm || Up

        Noo.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Future Ed Apr 17,2014 8:49 pm || Up

          Xavier nady?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 17,2014 8:54 pm || Up

            Yes, Nady was up there. I didn’t recognize the other 4 so enshrined.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 17,2014 9:12 pm || Up

      Looking it up, Kent had a great freshman year for Cal, then a kind of crummy second year before turning pro. Lance Blankenship on the other hand:

      was a four-year Cal letterman and a four-time All-Pac-10 selection from 1983-86. Blankenship was also a 1985 Sporting News All- American, owning Golden Bear career and single season records in multiple offensive categories. He is the school’s career leader in games played, at-bats, runs, walks, stolen bases and game winning RBI. Blankenship is among the Top 10 in five other career offensive categories as well – hits (4th), doubles (4th), triples (5th), home runs (6th) and total bases (2nd).

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Apr 17,2014 9:21 pm || Up

        Friend who was a bullpen catcher at cal said kent pointedly hates the cal baseball program.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • dmoas Apr 17,2014 9:24 pm || Up

          Didn’t he donate money to help keep it afloat back when they were ready to give it the ax?

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 17,2014 9:31 pm || Up

            Yes, he did. Conor Jackson as I recall was especially active/generous with that campaign.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • 5Aces Apr 17,2014 10:50 pm || Up

        Spent a wonderful weekend in 84 or 85 at beautiful Pete Beiden field yelling at Lance and feeling liked we caused a couple of key errors.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 17,2014 9:18 pm || Up

      Sharks are just annihilating the Kings, up 5-0 now. It would be so great for this team to get a dominating series win for once.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • ozzman99 Apr 17,2014 9:20 pm || Up

        This is seriously fun. They’ve also hit the post 3 times.

  8. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 17,2014 7:51 pm

    Cal frosh pitcher Jeffries looking sharp, retired first 11 batters before giving up a clean single.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  9. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 17,2014 7:54 pm

    Then two more singles and Wash leads 1-0.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  10. aardvark Apr 17,2014 7:58 pm

    I hate off days.

    • Future Ed Apr 17,2014 8:23 pm || Up

      Not only off day, all baseball is done

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • aardvark Apr 17,2014 8:46 pm || Up

        And it so eaaaarly. How are we going to entertain ourselves tonight?

        • Future Ed Apr 17,2014 8:50 pm || Up

          I already watched the scott sizemore anchored triple pplay

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  11. MikeV Apr 17,2014 8:09 pm

    SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  12. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 17,2014 8:41 pm

    Primera forced me to bail on Cal game after a Bruno HR tied it 1-1 in the 5th. But on way home I got to hear two Sharks goals in like 20 seconds right at the end of the first period! 3-0! Crush the Kings!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  13. Jennifer Apr 17,2014 9:01 pm

    And now the fire alarms are going off.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 17,2014 9:03 pm || Up

      What hotel, maybe I can bring the Building Department down on their asses.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • ozzman99 Apr 17,2014 9:09 pm || Up

        The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.

      • Jennifer Apr 17,2014 9:12 pm || Up

        I’m not sharing that info. I don’t want you knocking on my door in 30 minutes.

        • ozzman99 Apr 17,2014 9:13 pm || Up

          What if he brings pizza?

          • Jennifer Apr 17,2014 9:15 pm || Up

            This is the start of a bad porn. I’m in.

            • dmoas Apr 17,2014 9:16 pm || Up

              Does your copy machine need repairing?

              • 5Aces Apr 17,2014 10:52 pm || Up

                What will he do next? I dont know, fix her cable?

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • dmoas Apr 17,2014 9:16 pm || Up

            And cake.

            • Jennifer Apr 17,2014 9:17 pm || Up

              Wow. You guys really get me.

              • ozzman99 Apr 17,2014 9:22 pm || Up

                If you’re not diabetic now, you will be when we’re done with you.

                • Jennifer Apr 17,2014 9:38 pm || Up

                  I’m excited.

                • dmoas Apr 17,2014 9:47 pm || Up

                  You’ll be staring in “Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’: the Violet Beauregarde Story” by the time we’re done with you.

            • ptbnl Apr 17,2014 10:21 pm || Up

              And pie.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  14. vignette17 Apr 17,2014 11:42 pm

    The A’s are currently last in the league in BsR on Fangraphs. Too many TOOTBLANs, plus Barton’s mistake, and it’s unsurprising even though the A’s are middle of the pack in SB.

  15. ptbnl Apr 18,2014 9:17 am

    I’d never even heard of this … 1945 bomber crashes into the Empire State building:

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Apr 18,2014 10:14 am || Up

      I bet the pilot was a dego or a kraut

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ozzman99 Apr 18,2014 11:56 am || Up

      Have you heard about the ghost blimp?

      • Future Ed Apr 18,2014 12:55 pm || Up

        I read that to the end and thought I was getting an answer

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • ozzman99 Apr 18,2014 1:05 pm || Up

          False advertising, but at least I wasted a few minutes of your life.

  16. Future Ed Apr 18,2014 12:36 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 18,2014 12:43 pm || Up

      Haha, great response to that question

  17. nobody in particular Apr 18,2014 1:49 pm

    From the Tweeter thingy:

    Oakland Athletics
    Verified account ‏@Athletics

    The #Athletics agree to terms with Sean Doolittle on a new 5-year contract. Contract runs through ’18, includes club options for ’19, ’20.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • brian.only Apr 18,2014 2:24 pm || Up

      Hrm weird, kinda looks like he might be the closer now?

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 18,2014 2:32 pm || Up

        Hmm, we’ll see, I gotta think they still see Johnson in that role for this year.

        I agree with what bear88 said the other day, I love Doolittle when he’s hitting his spots but he essentially throws the fastball almost every pitch, hard to be a great reliever with that repertoire unless your name is Mo.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Future Ed Apr 18,2014 6:25 pm || Up

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  18. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 18,2014 2:08 pm

    brian.only has convinced me to sally forth to the ballpark tonight, see some of you FKers there!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  19. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 18,2014 3:25 pm

    I gotta think this Oakland Museum exhibit hits the sweet spot of some of you FKers’ interests:

    Vinyl: The Sound and Culture of Records. “Organized by OMCA Senior Curator of Art René de Guzman, Vinyl opens on April 19, 2014, to coincide with Record Store Day, an annual event that celebrates the unique cultural contributions of independent record retailers worldwide.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  20. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 18,2014 4:08 pm

    Has this been posted/discussed here? Assassination, blackmail and Zeta cartel death threats associated with Yasiel Puig’s journey to the US.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  21. lenscrafters Apr 18,2014 4:09 pm

    Pirates get Ike Davis for minor league reliever and a PTBNL. Damn, would’ve loved for the A’s to be in on that.

    • Cretgren Apr 18,2014 4:33 pm || Up

      Not just any reliever; they got the guy we traded for Chris Resop.

      • lenscrafters Apr 18,2014 4:49 pm || Up

        Who was available and undrafted in this year’s Rule 5 draft. Really don’t get this for the Mets.

  22. Soaker Apr 18,2014 4:24 pm

    The Cardinals announcers say a memo went out today regarding the transfer rule, after an issue at second base on an attempted turn of the double play last night. Paraphrasing the memo, they said the fielder must have the ball in his hand with the hand moving forward for the transfer to be confirmed as completed, at least on those second base plays (they didn’t address the outfield issues). If correct, it’s a strict new interpretation. Coming next, baseball enforces the tuck rule.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • dmoas Apr 18,2014 4:35 pm || Up

      I can understand it’s use at second base on double plays. But nowhere else.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 18,2014 4:41 pm || Up

        Yeah, maybe I just haven’t seen enough of this year’s controversial transfer plays, but it seems to me as though the issue on outfield plays is the one that’s been all fouled up through the new interpretations. Because everyone used to know what a catch in the OF was and now they don’t. Whereas rulings on transfers during infield plays have always been more subject to the specific circumstances of the play (and also don’t usually cause baserunner confusion).

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • dmoas Apr 18,2014 4:57 pm || Up

          At second it’s right in front of them and the transfer is always so quick that it’s easy to address. And no one is going to run back to the wrong base if they don’t know if it’s safe or out.

      • Future Ed Apr 18,2014 6:29 pm || Up

        I don’t like it at 2nd, either.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • dmoas Apr 18,2014 6:39 pm || Up

          At second they move so fast you can’t tell the difference between a failed transition to the hand and never having had control.

          • Future Ed Apr 18,2014 6:42 pm || Up

            I think,if they stop the balls momentum with the glove and move it towards the bare hand purposefully (not accidentally), its a catch and failed transfer, therefore an out.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • dmoas Apr 18,2014 6:44 pm || Up

              Well, of course they do it intentionally, but they doesn’t mean they ever have control of the ball. Otherwise just touching the ball within the inside of the glove would be the rule and there’d be no such thing as a bobble.

    • andeux Apr 18,2014 4:45 pm || Up

      It does remind me a lot of the tuck rule, in that a change that was (presumably) intended to clarify an edge case in the rules instead ends up being applied more broadly, in a way that goes against pretty much everyone’s common sense notion of what the rule always has and should be.

      TINSTAAFK
      • dmoas Apr 18,2014 5:02 pm || Up

        Tuck rule thing could have and should be fixed by saying any forward pass that doesn’t land beyond the line of scrimmage to be in play/fumbled. Would make things a lot more interesting.

        • andeux Apr 18,2014 5:06 pm || Up

          There were always lots of ways of fixing the tuck rule. The fact that they refused to acknowledge that it needed fixing was the problem.

          TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Apr 18,2014 6:27 pm || Up

      isn’t that exactly the tuck rule?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  23. andeux Apr 18,2014 4:47 pm

    Scott Sizemore being productive for the Yankees just makes it even more annoying that we have Nick Punto as the RH half of our 2B platoon.

    TINSTAAFK
    • dmoas Apr 18,2014 5:02 pm || Up

      Don’t worry. He’ll get hurt. Oh wait. He’s not on the A’s anymore.

    • Soaker Apr 18,2014 5:04 pm || Up

      And there’s Mark Ellis, just off the DL, driving in the tying run. Mark looks like he’s put on 10 pounds since the last time I saw him, though.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  24. lenscrafters Apr 18,2014 6:06 pm

    I remember that draft very clearly. I was very disappointed Springer didn’t drop to the A’s but hey, can’t be too unhappy with what we got instead. Can’t believe it’s already been almost 3 years…

    • DFA Apr 20,2014 8:30 am || Up

      Yeah I remember both the UConn talents Myers and Springer were kids that I was interested in at the time. Loved the Gray pick though. Way too much value for where he got nabbed.

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  25. Jennifer Apr 18,2014 10:59 pm

    Now all the elevators are out in yhe hotel.

  26. harensheir15 Apr 19,2014 8:43 am

    I am also gonna have one less friend to go to games with because of a drunk driver.
    So this is really cool of the A’s:

    Saturday’s game will also feature “First Pitch For Diego,” a ceremonial first pitch honoring a lifelong A’s fan from Pinole who was killed by a drunk driver this February (details below).

    • dmoas Apr 19,2014 8:51 am || Up

      The utter selfishness of drunk driving pisses me off.

    • Future Ed Apr 19,2014 9:16 am || Up

      territorial rights?

      On Sunday, April 20, youth players from the Sebastopol Junior Giants will join Oakland A’s players on the field during the National Anthem.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  27. nobody in particular Apr 19,2014 3:11 pm

    It’s 4/20 weekend, so let’s fire up a smoking set from today’s birthday boy, as he leads his ensemble though a slew of Parliafunkadelicment classics in a teeny tiny club in Farmingdale near where I (allegedly) grew up. If it’s the uncut Bomb P-Funk you crave, there’s only one place to be for you right now, and that’s over at the blog for a taste of The One with the one and only Bernie Worrell, who is 70 years young this day.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • AV Apr 19,2014 3:13 pm || Up

      funny title.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  28. colin Apr 19,2014 7:16 pm

    Did anyone partake of Record Store Day today? Most of the “special” releases are crap, but I took the opportunity to make my first trip to a shop that I’ve been meaning to check out for a while now and it was rad. Of course, now that I’m home, I really wish I had dropped an extra $8 to pick up some German post-punk.

    • Future Ed Apr 19,2014 9:24 pm || Up

      no. I went on a bike ride with the youngest.

      I steered him into a SF tradition. Getting his wheel caught in a train track for a spill.

      Doh.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • PDXAthleticsfan Apr 22,2014 9:47 am || Up

        Ow. My knees emphathize.

        A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
    • Kay Temple Kirk Apr 20,2014 9:44 am || Up

      Wow. The Krysmopompas track was super cool!

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • colin Apr 20,2014 11:15 am || Up

        Yeah, I can’t remember where I heard of them and maybe if I had been able to make that connection I would have sprung for the record. Now I kind of want to hustle back to that record store and buy it. They had Swell Maps vinyl reissues too.

    • Bed Apr 20,2014 4:29 pm || Up

      What’s a record store?

      But seriously, folks...
  29. nobody in particular Apr 20,2014 4:10 pm

    Let’s fire up the second of two 4/20 weekend posts… this one hails from the (highly cannabis-appropriate) city of Oakland, California and features a smoking performance by Roxy Music, 35 years ago this day in the old Municipal Auditorium (later the Kaiser Auditorium) over on 10th St. It’s an Easter Oaksterdam special, rolled bluntly for you if you’ll only spliff on over to the blog :P

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.

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