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A trap because this is a hipster internet meme grill

Creepiest thing you will ever see

Breaking Badass

Interview Shenanigans

What I sound like in my head while cooking


The tumblr is awesome read it here

I like to eat too much to have a cat

There is hope: Stoner Dude Marries Christina Hendrix

Now Time for Baseball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baseball bats that could save millions of DL dollars

Rough year for Slegna

Bartolo!

Pine Tar

583 thoughts on “A Grill to Win the Internet 7.17

  1. dmoas Jul 17,2013 3:33 pm

    Meh, you fail if you don’t learn to push a cat away from your food.

    • DFA Jul 17,2013 3:36 pm || Up

      detracts from the foods enjoyment if I always have to do that

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • colin Jul 17,2013 6:21 pm || Up

      My cat isn’t interested in most of the food I eat. Every once in a while it is something she likes the smell of, but even then she will just sit and stare at you.

  2. Glorious Mundy Jul 17,2013 3:45 pm

    • Kay Jul 17,2013 4:54 pm || Up

      Keith Law, who writes like he’s got five fingers and half a frontal lobe missing, did not publish any interesting tweets in 2013.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • DFA Jul 17,2013 5:02 pm || Up

        um how is that not an interesting tweet?

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • elcroata Jul 18,2013 8:40 am || Up

      OK, so I looked at the whole thing a bit. There is a pretty good outline of what happened here.

      A total of 14 teams were eligible for lottery picks in both Rounds A and B this year, with their odds of nabbing the first selection in the Competitive Balance Round A based on their winning percentages from 2012.

      Mayo goes on to name four teams and their chances of nailing the first pick, which inspired me to try yo fit that over the other teams. Obviously, with only four points ona very edge of an obviously non-linear fit, I could be way off, but I came up with:

      “Balls” are lottery balls, if you prefer to imagine it like this. So, while the A’s had low chances (happens when you win a lot), the Orioles were not much better, yet nailed the second pick (which will probably be pick #33 next year).

      Next is the look at what the Athletics’ chances were to nab a pick in each of 12 rounds (next to it is the sum probability to have nailed a pick at least that high):

      Put in the terms of expected runs, the A’s entered the draft with the expected value of $940k in slot money, 1.3 fWAR (which is valued at $6.4m on an open market). They also had about two in three chance to hit.

      Because survival is insufficient
  3. Glorious Mundy Jul 17,2013 3:58 pm
    • DFA Jul 17,2013 4:32 pm || Up

      I drink there all the time. Also the saturday ping pong. And their food is good.

      Hipster approved

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 17,2013 4:34 pm || Up

        Cool. I’m ’bout to make my first visit and needed to know which jeans to wear.

        • DFA Jul 17,2013 4:38 pm || Up

          I would go with skinny tapered.

          Seriously it was one of my favorite local bars. Great whiskey selection

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • Future Ed Jul 17,2013 6:15 pm || Up

        that website makes me mad. as does they idea of that bar. I have never been there.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • DFA Jul 17,2013 7:26 pm || Up

          Why?

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • Future Ed Jul 17,2013 7:28 pm || Up

            because you “hipsters” are on my lawn.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • DFA Jul 17,2013 7:38 pm || Up

              Dude thats my neighborhood more than yours… youre like 10 blocks away

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • andeux Jul 17,2013 7:40 pm || Up

                Aren’t you like 300 miles away?

                TINSTAAFK
                • DFA Jul 17,2013 7:53 pm || Up

                  I still have lease. Im comming back.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • nevermoor Jul 17,2013 7:57 pm || Up

                  Exurbs

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • Future Ed Jul 17,2013 7:41 pm || Up

                Prior to oct 2005, I lived on Julian at 16th, behind the bank across from esta noche.

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • DFA Jul 17,2013 7:53 pm || Up

                  fair enough

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Future Ed Jul 17,2013 7:59 pm || Up

                  (plus your version ruins the joke)

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • DFA Jul 17,2013 8:01 pm || Up

                  I am really good at that

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • Glorious Mundy Jul 17,2013 7:29 pm || Up

            Looks like the kind of place where Lyft drivers would drink.

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 21,2013 10:40 am || Up

      Went to this place last night. The drink special was shot of Bulleit and a tall can of PBR for $8. DFA levels were through the roof.

      • DFA Jul 21,2013 3:32 pm || Up

        I approve

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  4. andeux Jul 17,2013 4:05 pm

    A history of the short-lived 1890 Players League. There are some names that will be familiar to baseball fans: Hoss Radbourn, Charles Comiskie, Dummy Hoy and the 28-year old catcher/part-owner of the Buffalo team, Connie Mack but (of interest only to me)

    the Bisons’ pathetic season was perhaps best exemplified by the mysterious, one game appearance of “Lewis.”

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Jul 17,2013 6:44 pm || Up

      Critter bait:

      Weyhing has a weakness for fine pigeons; in fact, is quite a pigeon fancier, and this fact makes the charge appear plausible. It does not, however, seem possible that a man in Weyhing’s position, and with such an income as he enjoys, would be guilty of such a deed for a couple of birds.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • andeux Jul 17,2013 6:49 pm || Up

        Weyhing has in the past been in trouble through indiscretion, but nothing more serious than conviviality, and consequent excesses, was ever charged against him.

        When conviviality is outlawed, only outlaws will be convivial.

        TINSTAAFK
  5. lenscrafters Jul 17,2013 4:54 pm
    • DFA Jul 17,2013 5:04 pm || Up

      Im not sure I would want Ruiz if that cost Choice

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 17,2013 5:12 pm || Up

        I think the point is that Utley would cost Choice. Philly seems very reluctant to trade him, since he’s the face of the franchise (and they are kind of irrational).

    • nevermoor Jul 17,2013 5:18 pm || Up

      I still think we should get Espinosa.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • DFA Jul 17,2013 5:30 pm || Up

        I agree

        Im doing a piece now on who we should get that is who i want

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • nevermoor Jul 17,2013 7:57 pm || Up

          Cool!

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • DFA Jul 17,2013 7:58 pm || Up

            now is a fairly nebulous term. Im still at work.

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • nevermoor Jul 17,2013 8:03 pm || Up

              Sure, but cool that we agree.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • lenscrafters Jul 17,2013 6:57 pm || Up

        But he’s not good.

        • DFA Jul 17,2013 7:28 pm || Up

          He isn’t having a good year but he can play a credible SS

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • Future Ed Jul 17,2013 7:32 pm || Up

            his father is an Angels season ticket holder.

            pass. (kidding, i don’t care when the angels draft Milo I am going to boo the hell out of him when he comes to the COli)

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • lenscrafters Jul 17,2013 7:33 pm || Up

            “Isn’t having a good year” is a huge understatement.

            • nevermoor Jul 17,2013 7:58 pm || Up

              Sure, but he’s finally hitting again in AAA, and the Nats don’t need him. Should be a cheaper trade, plus he can be a 20 HR guy.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • Future Ed Jul 17,2013 8:00 pm || Up

                stephen drew is on a rehab. red sox don’t need him

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • DFA Jul 17,2013 8:01 pm || Up

                  I would want inglesias

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Future Ed Jul 17,2013 8:04 pm || Up

                  he already knows the photographers well trap

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Glorious Mundy Jul 17,2013 8:08 pm || Up

                  Do they not need to make way for Bogaerts at some point?

                • DFA Jul 17,2013 8:11 pm || Up

                  They willish. If Inglesias continues hitting and Middlebrooks sucks then they will put Bogaerts at 3b

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • lenscrafters Jul 17,2013 8:07 pm || Up

                He’s hitting .215/.283/.346 in AAA with a 35%(!) K rate. Yes, he’s done better in his last ten games but normally we scoff at ten games being an indication of anything.

                • nevermoor Jul 17,2013 8:12 pm || Up

                  Sure, but he’s been hurt, and has a bit of a track record.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • lenscrafters Jul 17,2013 8:28 pm || Up

                  He’s still hurt.

                • jeepers Jul 18,2013 10:24 am || Up

                  This. No need for a guy with a partially torn rotator cuff and a loose body in his wrist. Surgery would seem a smarter way to address both. He must really hate hospitals.

                • dmoas Jul 17,2013 8:50 pm || Up

                  Our luck with guys with injury histories isn’t… good.

    • jeepers Jul 18,2013 10:27 am || Up

      I wonder if we’d have any chance at all of keeping Utley, on a one-year “prove it” deal? Probably not, his numbers are in line with his past numbers, so I’m not sure what he has to prove.

      I do that deal in a second if we do. If not, giving up Choice for rent-an-Utley hurts. I still like it, though. Chase Utley is fantastic.

      • Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2013 10:34 am || Up

        I can’t see him doing that. Barring another injury this year, I think he is well positioned right now to get a nice long-term deal from his hometown Dodgers next season.

        • jeepers Jul 18,2013 12:52 pm || Up

          Yeah, even with all the recent injury blips, he’s still Chase Utley. Odds are good somebody will pay him.

  6. Future Ed Jul 17,2013 5:57 pm

    Re Stoner: from the comments

    fallenturtles 865 points : 7 days ago reply
    “Never be afraid to be yourself.” These. Are. Actors.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  7. Future Ed Jul 17,2013 5:59 pm

    Re bats:

    It’s April 9, 2013. Gordon Beckham of the White Sox stands at the plate facing down the Nationals pitcher Gio Gonzalez. The promising young hitter has weathered a tough few years of disappointing averages, but his 2013 season is off to a solid start. He’s batting over .300, meaning it could be the season of the turnaround, the year that redirects his career to come.

    !!!!!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Jul 17,2013 6:03 pm || Up

      I don’t know about the merits of the idea, but whoever commissioned, wrote and approved that article is not helping.

      Bat design has changed a lot in 135 years. yeah its still a stick, but there have been a ton of subtle design chages including, the cup, the knob, flared knob, tapered knob, barrel taper, wood. heat treatment, etc

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed Jul 17,2013 6:39 pm || Up

        and I get the point players change the grip at the plate, but label up (or down) is still the only way to swing the bat.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • nevermoor Jul 17,2013 7:59 pm || Up

          I thought that too.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • JamesV Jul 17,2013 7:22 pm || Up

        Oh, it’s from that story above about the bats. I’ve seen that style of bat before, in a metal version.

        • Future Ed Jul 17,2013 7:29 pm || Up

          weren’t we talking about an “Axe” handled bat for Cespedes last year?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • nevermoor Jul 17,2013 7:59 pm || Up

            Maybe he should just swing Bo Jackson

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • JamesV Jul 17,2013 8:19 pm || Up

            I don’t recall.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 17,2013 8:15 pm || Up

        I can imagine how those bats might help, but it’s not like there’s a raging epidemic of hamate bone injuries, is there? Use purely as a preventative would seem quite dweebish, like cartoonishly thick batting helmets.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • nevermoor Jul 17,2013 8:23 pm || Up

          Like the article says, though, if you break the bone they remove it. So it’s preventative or pointless.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • Future Ed Jul 17,2013 8:25 pm || Up

            maybe he could market a bat that prevent appendicitis

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • DFA Jul 17,2013 6:04 pm || Up

      and he got hurt

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • Future Ed Jul 17,2013 6:40 pm || Up

        but it was April 9th! and he was already over .300! THE TURNAROUND! IT GLOWS!

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • JamesV Jul 17,2013 7:03 pm || Up

      Entering that day’s play he was batting .333, a robust 6-for-18 in 6 games.

      One of those was a 4-for-4 performance.

      So, he was batting .143 in the other 5 games.

      No XBH, either.

      And yeah, he got hurt on the 9th.

    • JamesV Jul 17,2013 7:04 pm || Up

      Though, he has hit fairly well since returning from the DL.

      • lenscrafters Jul 17,2013 7:14 pm || Up

        If he’s available, that’s someone I unenthusiastically would endorse targeting.

  8. nevermoor Jul 17,2013 8:03 pm

    Obamacare, NY victory edition.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Future Ed Jul 17,2013 8:07 pm || Up

      I can’t wait until all american citizens flee the heartland for a better life in the blue states and the only people left in the middle are undocumented immigrants tending the farms

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Soaker Jul 17,2013 8:10 pm || Up

        We’ll always have a Bible Belt no matter what.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • DFA Jul 17,2013 8:13 pm || Up

      The problem is if the subsidies aren’t avialible because your employer offers coverage that is too expensive for you to afford. Then the exchange looks a lot worse.

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • nevermoor Jul 17,2013 8:25 pm || Up

        Right. I understand the 9.5% is too high argument. Doesn’t mean the exchanges aren’t going to help a lot of people.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • DFA Jul 17,2013 11:30 pm || Up

          Absolutely but what they should have done is not prohibit subsidized exchange purchases even if you can get employer coverage

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • colin Jul 18,2013 8:47 am || Up

            This is probably some trick that they did to get a “better” (cheaper) CBO score, right? That shit is dumb.

            • DFA Jul 18,2013 9:24 am || Up

              Right. The problem is that the bill needed to decouple two things: Employment tied to coverage and profit motives from medicine. The bill didn’t do a good job of either.

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • colin Jul 18,2013 9:55 am || Up

                I don’t disagree, but I think we still have a difference of opinion about the possibility of incrementalism. There is no chance that the current Congress will pass any fixes to ACA, but some future Congresses might, and in the meantime hopefully the administration can ease some of the problems (yeah, I know that this is not happening so far for the issue that’s on your mind).

                • DFA Jul 18,2013 10:51 am || Up

                  I think overall it will do good, but there are going to be a lot of people on the fringe that get screwed

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • nevermoor Jul 18,2013 11:54 am || Up

              The theory is that if you got an affordable offer from your employer, you didn’t need government support.

              That makes sense, except when your definition of affordable is wrong.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • dmoas Jul 18,2013 11:59 am || Up

                And the government frequently fails at definitions.

                • nevermoor Jul 18,2013 12:45 pm || Up

                  But it can change them.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • dmoas Jul 18,2013 1:18 pm || Up

                  Well sure, but first you have to admit you have a problem. Then you have to agree on a solution.

                • nevermoor Jul 18,2013 1:25 pm || Up

                  First you have to get the system up and running.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • dmoas Jul 18,2013 1:36 pm || Up

                  I don’t know about that. This is very much something that doesn’t require it having started running to see that it’s a problem that needs fixing. That’s not the way the world works, granted, but it’s no less true.

                • DFA Jul 18,2013 1:45 pm || Up

                  Screw the poor people first, then fix it?

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • nevermoor Jul 18,2013 1:53 pm || Up

                  Screw some people while helping millions of others, and fix those people’s specific issue.

                  If we never implemented anything until it was 100% perfect for everyone, we wouldn’t have social security, medicare, medicaid, etc. etc. etc.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • dmoas Jul 18,2013 1:56 pm || Up

                  In theory yes, I wouldn’t propose *stopping* it in order to fix it, but the strategy should be cater to people most in need, helping everyone else later, instead of helping everyone else, then helping those most in need. It’s just a bit of (selectively) backwards approach.

                • colin Jul 18,2013 1:58 pm || Up

                  There are a lot of people in need who will be helped immediately by ACA. Like unemployed people.

                • nevermoor Jul 18,2013 2:04 pm || Up

                  This. And everyone currently owning insurance they bought on the individual market (who aren’t usually rich either).

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • dmoas Jul 18,2013 2:08 pm || Up

                  Meanwhile, I get the same shitty insurance as I got last year through work. Joy. (This is neither here nor there regarding ACA since I shouldn’t have been a primary target in that regard).

                • nevermoor Jul 18,2013 2:19 pm || Up

                  That’s why they should have passed my law instead.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • dmoas Jul 18,2013 2:25 pm || Up

                  Well, duh.

                • DFA Jul 18,2013 4:36 pm || Up

                  yup

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • dmoas Jul 18,2013 2:07 pm || Up

                  Hence the “selectively”

                • DFA Jul 18,2013 4:36 pm || Up

                  Not really sure who Social Security screwed.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • dmoas Jul 18,2013 4:44 pm || Up

                  Everyone after?

                • nevermoor Jul 18,2013 4:52 pm || Up

                  It initially excluded everyone doing jobs that black people did. You would cry bloody murder if Obamacare was that flawed on day one.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • DFA Jul 18,2013 5:32 pm || Up

                  you mean domestic servants?

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • nevermoor Jul 18,2013 6:26 pm || Up

                  And farmers

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • dmoas Jul 17,2013 8:27 pm || Up

        Wasn’t that the part they planned not to audit so it could be cheated?

  9. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 17,2013 8:34 pm

    I like to drink good bourbon during the hot weather outdoor vacationing season. Right now I’m enjoying some Basil Haydens very much. Anyone have other suggestions?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • mother pucker Jul 17,2013 9:13 pm || Up

      I am currently sipping on the modestly priced Woodinville Whiskey (a Bourbon), distilled right outside Seattle. I do not ever recall seeing it down in the Bay, but I would recommend it.

      • colin Jul 18,2013 8:47 am || Up

        I thought that it had to be from Kentucky to be a bourbon?

        • DFA Jul 18,2013 9:25 am || Up

          anywhere in the USA

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • DFA Jul 17,2013 11:34 pm || Up

      Suntori Yamazaki 12 year whiskey. Its great more like a scotch than a bourbon but is probably my favorite whiskey.

      Bulliet and Basil are two of my go tos as they are relatively inexpensive and delicious. The High West bourbons are quite good too as is buffalo trace

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • DFA Jul 18,2013 9:25 am || Up

        OH shit forgot St George’s spirits Breaking and Entering. That shit is awesome

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 18,2013 10:16 am || Up

          Yeah, that’s one I’ve really wanted to try, on the short list. And yeah, High West is fantastic.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • DFA Jul 18,2013 10:51 am || Up

            Next time im home we should do a tour and tasting Fk up!

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • sslinger Jul 21,2013 5:57 pm || Up

      We had dinner at Hutch last night – good food, friendly service, and an excellent selection of Bourbon and other whiskeys. That spot on Telegraph has had a succession of places come and go, I hope these people can make a go of it.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 5,2013 6:05 pm || Up

      So, ultimately I went both safe and bold. Safe with a High West product, and bold by choosing Campfire, a blend they released last year of rye, bourbon, and a peaty Scotch. Yes, I too recoiled on first contemplating that outlandish mixture, but friends, I kid you not when I say it may be the most perfect blended whisk(e)y I have ever imbibed. The smokiness from the Scotch matches so incredibly well with the bourbon that it really becomes its name. I have drunk a whole lot of whiskey around campfires in my life; nothing was ever as perfect for that setting as this whiskey is. Amazingly good.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • DFA Aug 5,2013 6:27 pm || Up

        good report ill try

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • AV Aug 5,2013 6:56 pm || Up

        huh. i did recoil. thought i read it wrong even. but i’ll have to try it.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • sslinger Aug 6,2013 3:52 pm || Up

        At Era in Oakland they serve it with a little stick that they light, blow out, and then give a swirl to the glass. Or something along those line, but I don’t think it was just a match. It was a little over the top for me, but definitely reminiscent of a campfire.

  10. JamesV Jul 17,2013 9:24 pm
  11. dmoas Jul 18,2013 8:20 am

    Huh. Didn’t see that coming.

    “I can tell you, if we have a case where there really is overwhelming evidence that a player committed a violation of the program, our fight is going to be that they make a deal,” Weiner told the Daily News. “We’re not interested in having players with overwhelming evidence that they violated the [drug] program out there. Most of the players aren’t interested in that. We’d like to have a clean program.”

  12. elcroata Jul 18,2013 8:44 am
    Because survival is insufficient
    • elcroata Jul 18,2013 8:47 am || Up

      And #16 by Sickels
      Sonny Gray 58th

      Because survival is insufficient
      • colin Jul 18,2013 8:56 am || Up

        A.J. Cole at 69

        • DFA Jul 18,2013 9:25 am || Up

          That trade is looking more and more like a stinker

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2013 10:12 am || Up

            Yes it is: for the Mariners. Cole was and is a nice prospect, but that doesn’t change the fact that Jaso is a valuable piece on a team with a championship window open right now. He’s a lefty hitting catcher with a .375 OBP even in a down year. Plus, it was a win now move that also netter a player with two more years of team control after this one. Good trade for the A’s and the Nats, horrifying blunder by the Mariners.

            • DFA Jul 18,2013 10:52 am || Up

              “catcher”

              We always knew the Mariners were going to get screwed.

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2013 11:00 am || Up

                Jaso’s arm sucks, but is he that bad at the other aspects of catchering? I never know where to start with this topic.

                • colin Jul 18,2013 11:25 am || Up

                  Aren’t his pitch framing numbers pretty bad too? I spent about 30 seconds trying to look it up but didn’t find anything.

      • Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2013 10:31 am || Up

        When people like Sickels say that a hitting prospect has “outstanding makeup” (in this case it’s Buxton), what exactly do we think that means? I get it with pitchers because you can watch how they control their emotions in tough spots and whatnot, but with hitters, and especially very young hitters, this starts to sound like having the good face.

        • elcroata Jul 18,2013 10:49 am || Up

          Perhaps feedback from his coaches

          Because survival is insufficient
          • DFA Jul 18,2013 11:17 am || Up

            this, and scouts. you can watch the specs demeanor too.

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • aardvark Jul 18,2013 4:29 pm || Up

          A lot of it is about how they take direction, handle failure/disappointment, whether they hustle, etc.

    • colin Jul 18,2013 8:55 am || Up

      Are you an insider? Can someone post KLaw’s blurb here?

      • elcroata Jul 18,2013 8:57 am || Up

        yes and yes

        6. Addison Russell, SS | Oakland Athletics (age 19)
        Current level: High Class A (Stockton)
        Preseason ranking: 10

        A slow start due to a back injury masks what a strong season Russell has had as a 19-year-old in the California League, typically a hitters’ league but one with very high strikeout rates.

        He’s hitting .326/.379/.565 since June 1, to choose one arbitrary (Gregorian) endpoint, and continues to impress with his range and especially his hands at shortstop.

        Because survival is insufficient
        • DFA Jul 18,2013 9:49 am || Up

          A month of great Cal league play! Im sold!

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • colin Jul 18,2013 10:02 am || Up

            You can’t dispute that he is a strong prospect though — even if you include his slow start, he is still an above average hitter (114 wRC+) as a 19-year old shortstop in high-A, while battling some injuries. Plus he was very good last year. You can ding him for the fact that he got injured in the first place (health as a skill) and obviously anyone can quibble with exact placement on a top 50 list.

            • Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2013 10:07 am || Up

              Not to mention that every report I’ve seen on his defense has been glowing, with no hints of having to move off the position.

            • elcroata Jul 18,2013 10:09 am || Up

              This

              Because survival is insufficient
            • DFA Jul 18,2013 10:56 am || Up

              Health is a skill and it is important

              I think he is a very good bordering on elite spec. That being said I think the methodology of declaring him awesome based on a month and a half is suspect.

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2013 10:58 am || Up

                Who says it’s based on a month and a half? It’s based on a full calendar year of pro ball, plus high school scouting reports.

              • colin Jul 18,2013 11:27 am || Up

                I think it’s a no brainer to include him in a top 20, and that he should be seriously considered for top 10. Given the margain of error on this sort of thing, it seems to me that both KLaw’s ranking (6) and Sickels’ ranking (16) are compatible with that.

                • DFA Jul 18,2013 11:52 am || Up

                  Im not saying that it isn’t Im saying that didn’t hit well for two months, now hitting well for less than that. Why not just say that he has had a mixed season with excellent scouting reports and last years track record make it highly likely that the improvement was health realated and more emblematic of his skill level

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • JamesV Jul 18,2013 12:23 pm || Up

                  I think in general, people have a tendency to look more closely at what’s happened most recently as being more meaningful.

                  In Russell’s situation it’s easy to make the case the slow start was due to injury and getting used to a higher level and now he’s excelling.

                • colin Jul 18,2013 12:37 pm || Up

                  To summarize, your problem is not with his ranking, but rather with the blurb that accompanies the ranking. That is fair.

                • DFA Jul 18,2013 1:45 pm || Up

                  Yes

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • elcroata Jul 18,2013 9:15 pm || Up

                  Although, the problem lays with the interpretation. KL never said that Russell was good because his last month and a half were excellent. He said that Russell was good and his last month and a half were excellent.

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2013 12:39 pm || Up

                  Because he wanted to use the word “Gregorian.”

                • dmoas Jul 18,2013 1:19 pm || Up

                  Who doesn’t?

                • DFA Jul 18,2013 1:46 pm || Up

                  Probably right

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • elcroata Jul 18,2013 12:52 pm || Up

                  114 wRC+ for the youngest player in the league, who plays excellent shortstop is more than “mixed”

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • elcroata Jul 18,2013 12:57 pm || Up

                  To put in into perspective, right now there are 6 shortstops in the MLB who are batting that or better. Jed Lowrie is the worst fielder (measured for this year), and yet he is still on pace for 3 WAR. Ian Desmond, the only one whose fielding is better than average is on the pace for 6 WAR.

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • DFA Jul 19,2013 10:49 am || Up

                  When you are considering putting him in the top 10 prospects of all of baseball it is. Usually those players have absoulte domination as their records.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • elcroata Jul 19,2013 10:55 am || Up

                  Not when they are that young relative to the league and playing premium positions. Lindor never had a wRC+ above 119. Should he also not be considered for a Top 10?

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • DFA Jul 19,2013 11:34 am || Up

                  Lindor is a better defensive short stop

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Glorious Mundy Jul 19,2013 11:48 am || Up

                  Such certainty about two highly praised 19-year-olds whom you have (presumably) never seen play is amusing.

                • elcroata Jul 19,2013 11:55 am || Up

                  How much better is his defense? Exactly that much better to put him from say #14 prospect in the game right now to #7? You put precision in these rankings that does not really exist. It’s like “It wasn’t a 100 mph fastball, it was a 99 mph fastball, I can tell”

                  Because survival is insufficient
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2013 11:20 am || Up

        Speaking of KLaw:

        kc (oakland)

        Thoughts on your coworker’s proposed deal of Choice, Weeks and Ynoa for Utley, Ruiz?

        Klaw (1:45 PM)

        I wouldn’t take that if I were the Phillies.

        • MikeV Jul 18,2013 11:26 am || Up

          LOL.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • vignette17 Jul 18,2013 12:29 pm || Up

            I wouldn’t take it if I were the Phillies.

        • lenscrafters Jul 18,2013 12:21 pm || Up

          Yes, it would be too good to be true for us.

          • DFA Jul 18,2013 4:24 pm || Up

            Do we really want Ruiz?

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • lenscrafters Jul 18,2013 4:44 pm || Up

              Yes, he is better than Norris and probably better than Jaso.

              • dmoas Jul 18,2013 4:45 pm || Up

                Probably means we could trade Norris for stuff?

              • DFA Jul 18,2013 5:34 pm || Up

                is 34 and has posted a wRC+ of 68 and has been hurt

                In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • lenscrafters Jul 18,2013 6:08 pm || Up

                  I too, am aware of these facts.

                • DFA Jul 18,2013 6:20 pm || Up

                  and soft tissue injuries don’t matter because?

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • DFA Jul 18,2013 6:50 pm || Up

                  Aren’t you the one that is super against Espinosa because he is hurt?

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • vignette17 Jul 18,2013 11:32 pm || Up

                  OBPs last 3 full seasons: .394, .378, .400. Still has 120 wRC+ against lefties, Norris becomes injury insurance. Only a one year commitment. Worth taking, but wouldn’t specifically target.

                • Future Ed Jul 18,2013 11:34 pm || Up

                  he missed half last year with the bartolo colon flu, yes?

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • aardvark Jul 18,2013 4:31 pm || Up

      And here is Jason Park’s write up based on the Futures Game:

      This is a very real player. The hands at short were on display, the range was on display, the arm strength was there, and the cage work was equally impressive. The right-center gap power was legit, and Russell looks like a player that will be capable of hitting 20-plus bombs and a lot of doubles at the highest level, which makes him a monster considering he can not only stick at shortstop, but play above-average at the position. Standout player.

      • Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2013 4:32 pm || Up

        Daaaaaaaaaaaaaanm.

      • Future Ed Jul 18,2013 4:59 pm || Up

        [faints]

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • DFA Jul 18,2013 5:16 pm || Up

        Love me some Professor Parks.

        Im glad consensus is that Addison is a beast

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • aardvark Jul 18,2013 5:25 pm || Up

          Parks is very entertaining to read. Sometimes he falls in love with his own writing, but when he’s on (and appropriately edited) he’s very enjoyable to read.

          • DFA Jul 18,2013 6:13 pm || Up

            Personally I love his writing so he can fall in love with it all he wants.

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • aardvark Jul 18,2013 6:58 pm || Up

              Here’s an example of him at his worst (keep in mind it’s a 2 part article):
              http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=15798

              • DFA Jul 18,2013 7:00 pm || Up

                Best line:

                Speaking of Hitler, let’s get back to your personality issues

                In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2013 7:02 pm || Up

                Yeah that’s kind of crazy.

      • danmerqury Jul 18,2013 8:52 pm || Up

        My god, that’s sexy.

      • elcroata Jul 18,2013 9:13 pm || Up

        Parks also said of him before the season that he is the guy who could very well be number one next year, with his kind of potential

        Because survival is insufficient
    • elcroata Jul 19,2013 5:48 am || Up

      And Choice would have been in the 80-100 range

      Because survival is insufficient
  13. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 18,2013 10:18 am

    Of all the ways I wanted my day to begin, one of the worst is having to interact with a law firm whose url is mofo.com.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • elcroata Jul 18,2013 10:22 am || Up

      Hey, did you get my email?

      Because survival is insufficient
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 18,2013 10:40 am || Up

        Yes, just saw it, will try to get an answer to you later today. Jennifer might have some thoughts also.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • elcroata Jul 18,2013 10:50 am || Up

          Perfect. No rush, just wanted to make sure I made it past the spam filter

          Because survival is insufficient
        • Jennifer Jul 18,2013 10:57 am || Up

          You rang?

    • Jennifer Jul 18,2013 10:57 am || Up

      I got a massage first thing this morning. I cried.

    • nevermoor Jul 18,2013 11:57 am || Up

      Hire me. I’ll call ’em back.

      Also, I think it’s a pretty great url.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Future Ed Jul 18,2013 1:12 pm || Up

        they milk that.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Future Ed Jul 18,2013 1:12 pm || Up

          I have a note pad with their logo on it. “MoFo”

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • nevermoor Jul 18,2013 1:26 pm || Up

            Yep. It was definitely early-internet-era positioning. I just think it’s good positioning.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • dmoas Jul 18,2013 1:19 pm || Up

          Moooooo!

  14. Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2013 10:23 am

    According to mlb.com, Griffin, Straily and Colon are your starters for the Angels series, with TBD after that. That’s five days rest for Griffin and Straily, and six days rest for Colon. I’m assuming that Milone and Parker will start the next two games are just being given extra long breaks, but I do wonder whether there is any chance they are considering a Gray start in Houston.

    • lenscrafters Jul 18,2013 10:42 am || Up

      I’m very in favor of Gray replacing Milone on an extended basis.

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2013 10:47 am || Up

      On this point, does anyone else think that swapping Gray into the rotation for Milone would make the team better? Milone’s not terrible, but he just is not getting the results he did last year, mostly because he is walking more batters and allowing more fly balls, which are turning into homers.

      • Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2013 10:48 am || Up

        (refresh the thread, GM)

      • lenscrafters Jul 18,2013 11:54 am || Up

        One issue is that the team currently plays better to Milone’s strengths than Gray’s. I’m always in favor of a strikeout/groundball guy over a flyball/control guy but when your infield defense composes of Lowrie, Green, and Freiman on an occasional basis, you’ll probably get better results from Milone even if Gray is actually better.

        Of course, the issue then is fixing that crappy middle infield problem and not letting a guy who’s probably really good not start.

        • dmoas Jul 18,2013 12:02 pm || Up

          So trade Milone great infielders?

        • Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2013 12:07 pm || Up

          That’s a good point. I might agree with it if weren’t for the fact that Milone’s walk rate has crept up this year. He’s a good pitcher despite the homers when his control is elite, not so good otherwise.

          By the way, do we know that Gray has ground ball tendencies?

          • lenscrafters Jul 18,2013 12:22 pm || Up

            Yes, he has strong groundball tendencies (53% this year, 58% last year). Not quite elite Trevor Cahill levels (>60%), but still very good.

        • JamesV Jul 18,2013 12:26 pm || Up

          Here’s an interesting comparison by one of my old college friends:

          That’s a pretty sizable difference between the A’s and everyone else in the second one, but it shows a couple things to me: this year the A’s give up a LOT of fly balls and they’ve probably been fortunate more haven’t gone over the fence. At least they’re good at getting to a lot of them.

          • Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2013 12:37 pm || Up

            Very cool. That’s quite an impressive performance by the OF.

            It’s interesting to look at the UZR numbers, which point to Cespedes and Reddick having great years defensively, and Coco and Young being below average.

          • colin Jul 18,2013 12:39 pm || Up

            I thought that fly balls are supposed to have lower BABIP than ground balls. Does that second table include line drives? If so, then one reason that the A’s look so good is that they haven’t allowed many line drives at all.

            • JamesV Jul 18,2013 12:45 pm || Up

              I guess that’d be the case, re: BABIP.

              The columns do note what each of them represents. It doesn’t account for how many of them are actual line drives.

              • colin Jul 18,2013 12:51 pm || Up

                Oh yeah, I didn’t notice that liners are included explicitly (and infield flies). Thanks.

                • colin Jul 18,2013 12:55 pm || Up

                  A’s have the lowest LD% in the Majors, by a significant margin — Oakland = 18.5%, Pittsburgh = 19.1%, everyone else > 20%.

                  They also have the lowest GB% by far, only 39.2%.

                • JamesV Jul 18,2013 12:56 pm || Up

                  Given the sketchy fielding up the middle, it’s probably better the outfield is getting more chances these days.

                • colin Jul 18,2013 12:59 pm || Up

                  Yeah, no kidding. But it’s still a startlingly different look from the A’s teams of Cahill/Anderson (and Ziegler!).

                • DFA Jul 19,2013 10:52 am || Up

                  psha like Anderson actually was ever off the DL

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • jeepers Jul 18,2013 12:55 pm || Up

            Bottom line, the Angels suck, and we are better than them at everything.

      • vignette17 Jul 18,2013 12:34 pm || Up

        ROS Steamer projects Gray for a 4.42 FIP, Milone to a 3.81. I think Gray’s is too high and Milone’s too low, but I do think Milone is a good 4th starter. Playoff game starter? Eh, prolly not.

        • lenscrafters Jul 18,2013 1:28 pm || Up

          That heavily takes into account preseason projections which are based off of last year’s numbers. Gray had mediocre numbers last year in AA, but a lot of it was because the A’s were limiting his repertoire and making him focus on developing the changeup and two seamer.

          We shouldn’t ignore last year’s data completely but we should account for this context, which the projection systems don’t.

  15. the dogfather Jul 18,2013 11:08 am

    Just got a thank-you email from the A’s, as follows:

    “Thank you for voting online for the MLB 2013 All-Star Game and selecting the Oakland A’s as your “favorite” or “other favorite” club. As a special thank you for voting one or more times, use online coupon code STAR to access Lower Box tickets for $20 to the Thursday, July 25 game vs. the Los Angeles” slegnA.

    We already have tix to that game, but perhaps some other FKer can use that code to get the discount?

    The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
    • Soaker Jul 18,2013 11:12 am || Up

      Considering who the opponent is, I think that coupon code is spelled backward.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • the dogfather Jul 18,2013 4:33 pm || Up

        Do they travel with the team? Maybe ARF would lend the A’s a few good mousers or a tar reirret?

        The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
  16. Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2013 11:28 am

    Amen, Huey. The A’s use of a live keyboardist at games this year has been a really nice development.

    • Soaker Jul 18,2013 12:02 pm || Up

      I don’t particularly care what music gets played but there needs to be less of it. Any amplified sound is excessive if you’re getting it between almost every pitch. Once a batter steps into the box to start his AB I think the sound system should be shut off until that AB is over, unless the catcher goes to the mound or there’s some other delay. What they play when a hit or out is recorded, the walk-up music, the between-innings program, I don’t mind because that stuff doesn’t distract from the game. At one point we went from organ music to Hall and Oates, and if the pendulum is swinging back the other way that’s fine.

      I think Huey is confused about the roaming Dixieland band. That was “The Swingers” (heh), one of Charlie Finley’s gimmicks. Usually there wasn’t any sound at all over the Coliseum PA between innings; the Swingers would play (not very audible more than several sections away).

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • dmoas Jul 18,2013 12:05 pm || Up

      Besides, all those guys in the marching band in college need jobs. Create a section for them and let a conductor conduct.

    • the dogfather Jul 18,2013 4:53 pm || Up

      My kid and I went to a Coyotes NHL game during Spring Training and a rock concert broke-out. Complete sensory overload, and hockey’s already pretty frantic.

      I haven’t minded the recorded stuff so much at the Collie, especially that which amps the crowd for Doo and Rager. Notable exception: that bed-headed brunette trying waaay too hard to look slutty on the video to TLTQ.

      The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
  17. colin Jul 18,2013 12:45 pm

    I’ve had this song stuck in my head for the last couple of days. DFA, do you listen to this dude? Seems like it would be up your alley.

    • DFA Jul 18,2013 4:33 pm || Up

      I don’t and i feel like I should like it but it doesn’t really move me.

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  18. Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2013 12:55 pm
    • colin Jul 18,2013 12:57 pm || Up

      I’m curious about how well they can see the exact moment when the drop pinches off. If I recall from my grad school roommates, that is actually a pretty interesting open question.

      • Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2013 1:12 pm || Up

        The story is slightly heartbreaking for the guy in Australia:

        Mainstone, who has spent most of his life waiting to see a drop fall with his own eyes, congratulated the Trinity College team. “I have been examining the video over and over again,” he says, ”and there were a number of things about it that were really quite tantalizing for a very long time pitch-drop observer like myself.”

    • the dogfather Jul 18,2013 1:23 pm || Up

      Needz moar fibre.

      The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
    • Dial C for Concupiscence Jul 18,2013 1:34 pm || Up

      one of the most eagerly anticipated and exhilarating drips in science.

      • the dogfather Jul 18,2013 5:22 pm || Up

        And, lord knows, there’s some competition for THAT Title.

        The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
  19. Englishmajor Jul 18,2013 2:00 pm

    A very nice video/photo “day in the life” of a baseball park (Target Field, but could be anywhere….well, anywhere where you could hear a vendor yelling “Beer here! Getcha beer here! Char-donnay!”)

    • Soaker Jul 18,2013 3:11 pm || Up

      Is California the only state that prohibits alcohol sales by roving vendors? Everywhere else I’ve been you can get a cold, refreshing Coors Light delivered at your seat for about $9 plus the keep-the-change tip.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • nevermoor Jul 18,2013 3:37 pm || Up

        If there was such a thing as a refreshing Coors Light, I’d probably pay $9 for the novelty (#beersnob)

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 18,2013 3:41 pm || Up

        As far as I know yes, CA is only state with such a prohibition (which IIRC has been in place since the 80s). I did very much enjoy beer delivered to me seat when I was at Coors Field a few years back. And I remember very fondly, if not very clearly, getting multiple beers at a time poured by vendors in Baltimore’s old Memorial Stadium on hot summer nights.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Jennifer Jul 18,2013 3:45 pm || Up

        KC has a guy who wears a margarita dispenser on his back!

        • Soaker Jul 18,2013 3:51 pm || Up

          They also had a Boulevard Brewing (local microbrew) roving vendor who carried their Wheat Beer in one of those backpack tanks with the keg spigot; he was never around when I needed him though so I had to settle for Bud tallboys.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Jennifer Jul 18,2013 3:57 pm || Up

            They also have mixed drinks at certain vendors. It’s a great place.

            • Soaker Jul 18,2013 4:15 pm || Up

              The ballpark could have more drinking fountains, but I suppose that would suppress vendor sales of 1-liter bottles of Aquafina at $6 a pop.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
              • Jennifer Jul 18,2013 4:17 pm || Up

                A lot of time if I ask nicely, the vendors will fill my souvenir cup up with free ice water.

          • DFA Jul 18,2013 4:37 pm || Up

            I would just buy the backpack full of beer

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • Jennifer Jul 18,2013 4:49 pm || Up

              It’s like a mini-keg.

              • DFA Jul 18,2013 6:14 pm || Up

                I am fully aware of what I would set out to do.

                In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • 5Aces Jul 18,2013 5:22 pm || Up

          As does AZ. Went to a game on the bank’s dime and got to hear “GET CHA ICE COLD MAH-GA-RITAS!” Delightful game that I remember small parts of.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Poppy Jul 18,2013 9:46 pm || Up

          {moves to KC}

          There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  20. MikeV Jul 18,2013 3:51 pm

    a) what the fuck is wrong with me, I’ve heard a few country songs lately that I’ve liked.

    2) I may have found a place to live. It’s going to be a stretch and it’s in the ghetto but whatever

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • nevermoor Jul 18,2013 4:51 pm || Up

      2) Congrats.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • the dogfather Jul 18,2013 5:19 pm || Up

      Altamont? Tracy? Manteca?

      When we were looking, there was a geodesic dome out north of 580 — 5 miles from East BumFK. It just screamed Lab Nerd! I might’ve gone for it, but The DogMa was unimpressed.

      The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
      • MikeV Jul 18,2013 5:22 pm || Up

        Livermore. North K street. I’ll be the Eric Chavez of the neighborhood.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

    • JamesV Jul 18,2013 5:20 pm || Up
      • MikeV Jul 18,2013 5:35 pm || Up

        That’s just fucking stupid. I mean I guess if my take home pay was 8k a month, sure… But that’s like a 175-200k per year job.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

      • DFA Jul 18,2013 6:16 pm || Up

        psha all the cool kids live in studios!

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • MikeV Jul 18,2013 6:25 pm || Up

          I would love to live in a studio. It’s simple. But then I wouldn’t have kids and you couldn’t play catch at tailgates.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • DFA Jul 18,2013 6:52 pm || Up

            I would have to make like double the amount of money I do now to have kids. And I already make good money. They are just too expensive.

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • Future Ed Jul 18,2013 7:17 pm || Up

              there is usually a second income.

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • DFA Jul 18,2013 10:41 pm || Up

                Like anyone would both bare my children and bare me for 18 years.

                In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Poppy Jul 18,2013 11:12 pm || Up

                  Dude, why are you and your kids all sitting around naked?

                  There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
                • colin Jul 19,2013 4:47 am || Up

                  asvd. and props to dfa for an especially amusing spelling error.

                • Ice Cream Jul 19,2013 8:56 am || Up

                  You nudist was gonna happen sooner or later.

                  Where is the good in "good-bye"?
                • DFA Jul 19,2013 10:50 am || Up

                  I spelled I bear first but thought that must be wrong and changed it, as I thought grizzely joke would have ensued

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Poppy Jul 19,2013 8:27 pm || Up

                  Nah, nekkidness is always funnier than bears. Not to mention less threatening.

                  There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
                • dmoas Jul 19,2013 8:48 pm || Up

                  Unless it’s a naked bear, in which case, Hey BooBoo!

                • Future Ed Jul 19,2013 8:50 pm || Up

                  he has a tie

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • 5Aces Jul 19,2013 8:53 pm || Up

                  And a hat.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • Future Ed Jul 19,2013 8:57 pm || Up

                  he can leave his hat on..

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • 5Aces Jul 19,2013 9:00 pm || Up

                  Mrs Aces loved a young Mickey Rourke in 9 1/2 weeks. I didnt mind watching with her…

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • Jennifer Jul 19,2013 9:04 pm || Up

                  Too bad Mickey’s face now looks like a can of crushed assholes.

                • 5Aces Jul 19,2013 9:23 pm || Up

                  I know love to show him to the kids “mommy used to love him…”. Kids “EWWWWWWEEEW”

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • Jennifer Jul 19,2013 8:57 pm || Up

                  That tie wasn’t long enough to cover his twig and berries.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 18,2013 7:27 pm || Up

      Great to hear Mike. Get ‘er done.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Poppy Jul 18,2013 9:47 pm || Up

      a) Seriously, fix that shit.
      2) Congrats/good luck/whatever :)

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
      • Future Ed Jul 18,2013 9:49 pm || Up

        truck driver music is great.

        Modern country, post say 1975 is horrifying.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Soaker Jul 18,2013 9:58 pm || Up

          The videos usually have boobs all over the place though.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • MikeV Jul 19,2013 9:55 am || Up

      2) Got the phone call. It’s mine. I sign the lease today.

      I’m going to be so fucking poor. and happy.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  21. Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2013 4:11 pm
    • the dogfather Jul 18,2013 4:27 pm || Up

      Sign-up here for a game-worn replica version, a steal at $99.95.

      Don’t delay!

      The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
    • DFA Jul 18,2013 4:41 pm || Up

      I’m like, “Yo – that’s fifty dollars for a T-shirt.”
      Limited edition, let’s do some simple addition
      Fifty dollars for a T-shirt – that’s just some ignorant bitch (shit)
      I call that getting swindled and pimped (shit)
      I call that getting tricked by a business
      That shirt’s hella dough
      And having the same one as six other people in this club is a hella don’t
      Peep game, come take a look through my telescope
      Tryna get girls from a brand? Man you hella won’t
      Man you hella won’t

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  22. aardvark Jul 18,2013 4:35 pm
  23. Soaker Jul 18,2013 5:42 pm

    Pairings out for tomorrow. The 9:50 tee time is Mark Mulder, Tim Wakefield and (oh boy) Derek Lowe. I kinda have to follow Mulder since I put $20 on him at 8/1; he’s in the group of 10 or so who have a chance to win the thing. John Smoltz, John Elway and Jerry Rice would be cool but they’ll have a huge gallery.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 18,2013 7:28 pm || Up

      Lowe formally announced his retirement just yesterday, right? So he’ll be melancholy, and ripe for taunting.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Jul 18,2013 7:37 pm || Up

        grab your crotch towards him when he misses a put

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  24. sslinger Jul 18,2013 5:54 pm

    The Open started today, and it’s being played at Muirfield, in Scotland, which always makes me think of this.

  25. JamesV Jul 18,2013 6:04 pm

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2013 6:08 pm || Up

      MikeV alert
      MikeV alert
      MikeV alert

      • MikeV Jul 18,2013 6:17 pm || Up

        ERMAGHERD

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

    • colin Jul 18,2013 6:21 pm || Up

      Now that 3B is blocked by the best position player we’ve had in years.

      • Soaker Jul 18,2013 6:25 pm || Up

        But when he gets hurt we can go with a Rosales-Barton platoon.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • DFA Jul 18,2013 6:52 pm || Up

          TAKE IT BACK!

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • Soaker Jul 18,2013 7:16 pm || Up

            If Donaldson hadn’t made that asinine over-the-shoulder barehanded catch attempt on the foul popup on Sunday I’d consider it. He would have had a tough time winning that game for the A’s if he’d been in the clubhouse with a dislocated finger.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • Dial C for Concupiscence Jul 19,2013 10:07 am || Up

              He just wanted to be like David Wright

    • danmerqury Jul 18,2013 8:55 pm || Up

      Sigh.

      We’ve had Kevin Kouzmanoff and co. for years at 3B since Chavez broke, and they wait until NOW to try him at 3B?

      • dmoas Jul 18,2013 8:56 pm || Up

        I’m guessing Barton is finally willing to do it now that his time playing baseball might be ticking.

        • danmerqury Jul 18,2013 9:00 pm || Up

          Even that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. He’s been toiling in AAA for three years now. He’s been DFA’d, only to go unclaimed on waivers. Twice. NOW, he finally realizes this?

          Then again, this is staplehead, so maybe.

          • andeux Jul 18,2013 9:10 pm || Up

            He had an injured throwing shoulder for most of that time.

            TINSTAAFK
            • danmerqury Jul 18,2013 9:18 pm || Up

              Huh, so this I had missed. Didn’t know that, and this explains quite a bit.

          • JamesV Jul 18,2013 9:23 pm || Up

            Could also be a case of the A’s wanting to see what Aliotti’s got and telling Barton, “You’re going to play 3B and that’s that.”

            Or it might be an occasional thing. Too soon to know.

        • 5Aces Jul 18,2013 9:01 pm || Up

          The guy that just got released had been playing 3B. I wonder if there was a conversation that basically said we are getting rid of someone and we need a third baseman…

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • danmerqury Jul 18,2013 9:03 pm || Up

            Maybe. And the Muncy –> AA, Aliotti –> AAA chain was a bit overdue. Maybe they told Barton that Aliotti was getting his AAA 1B job, and it’s 3B or nothing?

            • dmoas Jul 18,2013 9:05 pm || Up

              Probably some combination of that. Took two DFAs and no claims to realize he’s fked. Could have been given the option of going to Midland or playing third.

              • Future Ed Jul 18,2013 9:39 pm || Up

                Took two DFAs and no claims to realize he’s fked

                Two DFAs and we’d all be FK’d

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • dmoas Jul 18,2013 9:42 pm || Up

                  Okay, but just for a moment, think about what would happen if they disagreed on something. We’d be passing around the popcorn for years.

          • JamesV Jul 18,2013 9:24 pm || Up

  26. lenscrafters Jul 18,2013 6:38 pm

    Personally I wouldn’t worry until they’re on the “verge”.

    • Future Ed Jul 18,2013 7:21 pm || Up

      Meh, I am fine with them getting Garza as long as it costs them something real.

      we knew they were going to get something.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • danmerqury Jul 18,2013 8:55 pm || Up

      Why does it seem like the Rangers trade for starting pitching every damn trade deadline?

    • elcroata Jul 18,2013 9:29 pm || Up

      CJ Edwards reportedly part of that deal.

      Because survival is insufficient
  27. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 18,2013 7:43 pm

    Often enough I’ll be driving along city streets and see an accident about to happen…some other car about to hit a bike or pedestrian or other car, say, but not me; I’m just a witness. In that moment, I always honk my car horn furiously, alerting all around that something bad might happen.

    So question: does this help more than it harms? Everyone gets alerted, but they’re looking at me, not necessarily at the imminent danger. Mostly the actors emerge from these little tableaus unscathed, but maybe not any thanks to me, and sometimes they look mad at me.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • ptbnl Jul 18,2013 7:51 pm || Up

      We need a language of honking that distinguishes between the gentle advisory (the light is green, you can go now), the public warning (omg lookout over there), and the pouring of opprobrium and scorn (you’re texting while driving the wrong way down a freeway, dumbFK)

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Jennifer Jul 18,2013 7:58 pm || Up

        A friend of mine installed a train horn on his truck as an auxiliary horn. Maybe we all just need different horns. Granted, his is illegal.

        • ptbnl Jul 18,2013 8:42 pm || Up

          I knew a number of bikers in the UK with truck horns installed … excellent for the “oh, I didn’t see you” school of drivers.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Future Ed Jul 18,2013 8:09 pm || Up

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Jennifer Jul 18,2013 7:54 pm || Up

      They probably look at you like they’re made because they are shitty drivers who didn’t know they were going to cause an accident anyway. Or they are constipated.

    • dmoas Jul 18,2013 7:58 pm || Up

      I’ve seen reports that honking does more harm than good. How credible said reports are, who knows.

    • Future Ed Jul 18,2013 8:10 pm || Up

      When people honk around me, I do check myself first.

      then the finger

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 18,2013 8:33 pm || Up

        I am a pretty frequent honker, and I try to modulate for intent per ptbnl above. I do love a good long angry blast to convey what a breathtaking fuckhead I think someone else is (as defined by their driving).

        In my scenario I like to think my warning honk helps. But that may just be a yearning to control that which I cannot.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • dmoas Jul 18,2013 8:41 pm || Up

        I had a douchebag putter next to me, when i started to go ahead of him before a merge, he hammered the gas, and tried to not only pass me but the guy ahead of me who was easily supposed to be first and ready to, the fucker flipped the guy off for not letting him be an asshole while trying to run the other guy off the road.

        • ptbnl Jul 18,2013 8:46 pm || Up

          On a freeway I once noticed the driver of the car in front of me taking his sweater off – pulling it over his head – while doing 80 in traffic. Having wrestled it off he then picked up his glasses and put them back on.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • dmoas Jul 18,2013 8:51 pm || Up

            I was hot and in a hurry, damn it.

          • danmerqury Jul 18,2013 8:57 pm || Up

            This morning I saw a lady frantically look for a place to lay a hot curling iron down, because the light was about to turn green.

            • Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2013 9:10 pm || Up

              That means they must make curling irons designed to be plugged into a car charger.

    • colin Jul 19,2013 4:54 am || Up

      The one time I was in a situation like that, I saw the accident about to happen and just didn’t react fast enough. I was walking down the street in Hyde Park and some undergrad is biking along the sidewalk (DON’T BIKE ON THE SIDEWALK!). I was on the other side of the intersection and saw clearly that she was about to plow into an old lady who was walking up to the corner from the other direction. Just before I was able to yell and wave my hands, BLAM!

  28. 5Aces Jul 18,2013 8:35 pm

    If anyone is jonesing enough for any game, the mother’s day game is on CSNCA right now.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • 5Aces Jul 18,2013 8:36 pm || Up

      B6, and they are starting to focus on Dallas.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Future Ed Jul 18,2013 8:43 pm || Up

        you know its gonna be a perfect game,right? you can say it out loud. You won’t jinx it

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • 5Aces Jul 18,2013 8:46 pm || Up

          YOU FOOL!!! YOUVE DAMNED US ALL!!!

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • 5Aces Jul 18,2013 8:47 pm || Up

          Actually I’m just laughing at:

          -shots of oldbob
          -team RBI leader KOOOUUUZZZ
          -a guy in the stands with a Kiko Calero jersey.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  29. Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2013 9:11 pm

    I just learned that Texas has a prospect named Rougned Odor. That’s wild.

    • ptbnl Jul 18,2013 9:15 pm || Up

      1. He’s out of abrasive smell.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • danmerqury Jul 18,2013 9:19 pm || Up

      I still remember the first time I heard that name. I couldn’t stop giggling for five minutes. ROUGNED ODOR. I don’t even know which part is funnier.

    • elcroata Jul 18,2013 9:24 pm || Up

      He is pretty good, too

      Because survival is insufficient
      • dmoas Jul 18,2013 9:32 pm || Up

        Pfft. He stinks.

        • elcroata Jul 18,2013 9:36 pm || Up

          His parents should have called him Theodor. He could have been The Double Stink

          Because survival is insufficient
    • danmerqury Jul 18,2013 9:40 pm || Up

      Also, you know the best part? He’s the nephew of the just-as-awesomely-named Rouglas. Rouglas Odor.

      • Future Ed Jul 18,2013 9:43 pm || Up

        My brother stayed with a family in Nicaragua? El Salvador? no matter, somewhere in the middle. the kids were given what the parents thought we good American English names, Melvin and Minor

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • dmoas Jul 18,2013 9:44 pm || Up

        Not as good as Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.

        • nevermoor Jul 19,2013 8:37 am || Up

          Major Major Major Major

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • Kay Jul 19,2013 8:51 am || Up

            I would love to see the highlight reel of all the times that guy self-sabotaged in order to avoid being promoted to Lt. Colonel!

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • ptbnl Jul 19,2013 12:06 am || Up

        Born to a family of amateur ventriloquists.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Kay Jul 19,2013 6:58 am || Up

          brilliant!

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • sslinger Jul 18,2013 11:30 pm || Up

      Methinks we need to get Ice Cream on that, stat.

  30. Poppy Jul 18,2013 9:54 pm

    This was in my Facebook newsfeed today. It made me snicker…

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  31. elcroata Jul 19,2013 1:19 am

    Can you call this guy back to California?

    Because survival is insufficient
    • dmoas Jul 19,2013 1:22 am || Up

      We don’t want him here. Send him to Cuba.

  32. elcroata Jul 19,2013 2:07 am

    How can an African American have evolved from a white person. We’re different skin!

    How can I tell my students that their ideas are trash?

    Because survival is insufficient
    • Future Ed Jul 19,2013 4:41 am || Up

      USA! USA! USA!

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • colin Jul 19,2013 6:09 am || Up

      Do you know where (and when) that is from? Not to say that stuff isn’t going on now, but it also looked pretty dated.

      • elcroata Jul 19,2013 6:31 am || Up

        No idea. I was watching something from Dawkings (funny to write about it in a DLD that is about hipster internet meme) and it appeared on a related videos bar. It was uploaded in 2010, but that doesn’t mean it is not older. And they mention Dayton, but I guess there are many of those in the US, right?

        Because survival is insufficient
        • elcroata Jul 19,2013 6:37 am || Up

          under further inspection, it seems I’ve been running in the wrong direction to be Dayton, Tennessee and the clip seems to be a part of a BBC documentary from mid nineties called ‘Science Friction: Creation‘, which also helps to explain why it was offered while I watched Dawkins

          Because survival is insufficient
          • colin Jul 19,2013 6:49 am || Up

            Thanks. Dayton OH was the first to come to my mind, of course, but everyone in the video seemed too white for that. Mid-nineties also explains the clothing.

            • elcroata Jul 19,2013 6:52 am || Up

              Nope, it’s the Monkeytown

              Because survival is insufficient
              • colin Jul 19,2013 7:29 am || Up

                While I’m familiar with the Scopes Monkey Trial, I don’t think I ever knew the particular town where the whole thing started (or if I did know, then it just for junior year of high school).

          • elcroata Jul 19,2013 7:10 am || Up

            There are some awesomely hilarious audio tracks in that documentary

            Because survival is insufficient
  33. elcroata Jul 19,2013 4:53 am

    We couldn’t have evolved from such a simple organism into what we are now. No way.

    Especially not you, sunshine.

    Because survival is insufficient
    • Future Ed Jul 19,2013 5:24 am || Up

      I know people, not religious people, that doubt evolution. TO believe evolution, to them, is to accept that people will come from monkeys. New people, will be born to monkey parents. Since no people are born to monkey parents, evolution is not real.

      Its hard to explain to people concepts when they are not taught to think.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • ptbnl Jul 19,2013 8:13 am || Up

        Or taught not to think (thanks Texas Board of Education).

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  34. elcroata Jul 19,2013 8:17 am

    @nevermoor
    I deleted a spam posting, please kill this user: thaddeusodom1042

    Because survival is insufficient
    • ptbnl Jul 19,2013 8:24 am || Up

      So that’s why I got an error when I tried to delete it!

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • nevermoor Jul 19,2013 8:39 am || Up

      Thanks. Done.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • nevermoor Jul 19,2013 8:42 am || Up

        Also, new users no longer have the ability to make posts. I will, of course, upgrade anyone real into that ability.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • JamesV Jul 19,2013 8:48 am || Up

          That’s so AN of you.

          (I agree, this should fix that spammer problem – and if they do it as a comment it’s easy to delete and block as well without it eating up the front page)

          • nevermoor Jul 19,2013 8:58 am || Up

            Indeed. I’ll also be changing the layout to more of a magazine style that repackages my favorite Krugman columns, which will be followed by 10″ of advertising and then a click-to-open comment list.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • andeux Jul 19,2013 9:10 am || Up

              So basically nothing has changed.

              TINSTAAFK
            • 5Aces Jul 19,2013 9:22 am || Up

              Will any of these posts be sponsored? I sure hope so…

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
              • ptbnl Jul 19,2013 9:27 am || Up

                Email me.

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • nevermoor Jul 19,2013 9:51 am || Up

                If I told you, they’d be less effective. Just like Duracell batteries are less effective than Energizer.

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Glorious Mundy Jul 19,2013 9:54 am || Up

                  It’s this kind of razor-sharp wit that keeps me coming back. Five-bladed razor sharp wit. From Gillete. None of that Shick bullshit.

                • ptbnl Jul 19,2013 10:00 am || Up

                  Schick shtick, surely.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • dmoas Jul 19,2013 10:47 am || Up

                  Excuse me while I spit out some Gatorade in laughter. PowerAid is too good to spit out.

                • Future Ed Jul 19,2013 11:56 am || Up

                  speaking of grooming, I am do pumped to wash my hair with head and shoulders today. I am going to tweet about it #freekraut

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • dmoas Jul 19,2013 12:00 pm || Up

                  Pfft, like you have hair. Try Rogain with minoxidil!

      • ptbnl Jul 19,2013 9:26 am || Up

        And another – post deleted from user Cecelia8nt

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • JamesV Jul 19,2013 9:32 am || Up

          That breaks my heart.

          • DFA Jul 19,2013 11:00 am || Up

            How is your confidence?

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • JamesV Jul 19,2013 11:04 am || Up

              Shaken, daily.

              • dmoas Jul 19,2013 11:41 am || Up

                Mine is stirred.

                • Englishmajor Jul 19,2013 3:05 pm || Up

                  You got up to wash your face, and when you came back to bed 47 other spambots had taken your face?

                • Poppy Jul 19,2013 8:33 pm || Up

                  asvd

                  There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  35. elcroata Jul 19,2013 9:50 am

    So, Garza is close to the Rangers, who reportedly want to finish the deal in time for him to start tomorrow against the Orioles.

    The latest discussed package is
    – Mike Olt (pre-season A-, #2 Rangers, #38 MLB, stock heavily dropping after wRC+ 82 in AAA and 33% K/PA – currently unranked)
    – C.J. Edwards, preseason #17 in Rangers system

    RHP, Grade C+: Very high upside arm came out of nowhere to dominate short-season ball, thanks to mechanical refinement and sudden step forward with secondary pitches. Not bad for a previously obscure 48th round pick.

    Edwards is having a great year, leading SAL in strikeouts, although he doesn’t get to face Hickory hitters and sporting a 1.78 FIP, while being a ground ball pitcher. A case can be made that he is third best pitcher in the system right now, behind Martin Perez and possibly Luke Jackson, both of whom the Rangers supposedly do not want to trade
    – Neil Ramirez, preseason #18 in Rangers system

    RHP, Grade C+: Tough to get a handle on after wildly erratic season, failed in Triple-A and was spotty after going down to Double-A though sometimes effective. I have been very high on him in the past but he might do better with a change of scenery. Trade bait?

    Ramirez actually went back to AA this year, after his 2012 crack at AAA went worse than his 2011 debut there. His third go at Texas \league is his best one there, with 11 K/9 and 2.96 FIP. He is 24.

    All together, probably a B+, B and a B-, or something along those lines.

    Because survival is insufficient
    • MikeV Jul 19,2013 9:54 am || Up

      Chase Utley, please.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • nevermoor Jul 19,2013 10:27 am || Up

      I approve of that deal, I think. We’ve gotta strip the TEX farm system, and that seems like a good start.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • lenscrafters Jul 19,2013 10:51 am || Up

        I’ve never understood this line of thinking. Even disregarding the fact that the loss of three non-impact prospects probably won’t even put a dent in a strong farm system, what’s our ultimate goal here? Do we want the A’s win as many games as possible this year or do we want a division rival to have a slightly weakened farm system?

        • nevermoor Jul 19,2013 10:57 am || Up

          We want it all. Which means we want Texas’ organization to lose every trade it makes. Giving up a lot of real prospects for a couple months of Garza probably doesn’t help TX much this year, and could hurt them a lot going forward. In other words, sounds like a pretty solid loss for Texas as described.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • lenscrafters Jul 19,2013 11:05 am || Up

            Replacing Ross Wolf or Justin Grimm with Matt Garza results in a significant increase in expected wins for Texas and probably less wins and a lower chance of winning the division for Oakland. If you agree with this statement, then I don’t understand how you could possibly think that we could still “have it all”.

            • Dial C for Concupiscence Jul 19,2013 11:14 am || Up

              Well, there’s the hope that Garza could follow in Dempster’s footsteps.

        • DFA Jul 19,2013 11:01 am || Up

          Well we know they are going to upgrade so hopefully they give up a lot to upgrade.

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • lenscrafters Jul 19,2013 11:06 am || Up

            Yes, I’m resigned to it but in no way would I encourage it.

        • DFA Jul 19,2013 11:04 am || Up

          Also Garza is what a 1 win upgrade over the rest of the year?

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • elcroata Jul 19,2013 11:16 am || Up

            Yeah, even less, according to Steamer

            Because survival is insufficient
            • nevermoor Jul 19,2013 11:30 am || Up

              This. People constantly over-value late-season acquisitions. You have to have a really shitty player and get a really excellent one for it to really matter.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • andeux Jul 19,2013 11:35 am || Up

                Chase Utley, please.

                TINSTAAFK
              • Glorious Mundy Jul 19,2013 11:35 am || Up

                For some reason getting a dominant starting pitcher feels different for me, like it has more impact in a stretch run, but that intuition is probably wrong.

                By the way, Ross Wolf has somehow put up an 2.14 ERA with a K/BB of 1. That’s crazy.

                • DFA Jul 19,2013 11:36 am || Up

                  I don’t really see garza as being dominant.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Glorious Mundy Jul 19,2013 11:37 am || Up

                  He really isn’t. That’s why I’m not tripping.

                • Future Ed Jul 19,2013 11:59 am || Up

                  if they were to get Lee…

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • nevermoor Jul 19,2013 12:25 pm || Up

                  Exactly. Adding Verlander or something would be a whole different thing. But SP depth is a lot different from SP aceyness.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Glorious Mundy Jul 19,2013 1:12 pm || Up

                  THASS ACEYNESS

                • DFA Jul 19,2013 3:39 pm || Up

                  asvd.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Dial C for Concupiscence Jul 19,2013 1:46 pm || Up

                  Garza’s pitched pretty well recently though. On the other hand, going from the NL Central to the AL West isn’t the easiest transition.

      • DFA Jul 19,2013 10:53 am || Up

        and they cant pick up draft picks with a qualifying offer anymore

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  36. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 19,2013 12:30 pm

    I’ll be largely incommunicado for this series. Comment us up a sweep, you FKers.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  37. MikeV Jul 19,2013 12:34 pm

    I have house keys. :)

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • elcroata Jul 19,2013 12:36 pm || Up

      do they fit the lock, too?

      Because survival is insufficient
      • nevermoor Jul 19,2013 12:38 pm || Up

        I’m sure they fit A lock somewhere.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • MikeV Jul 19,2013 12:41 pm || Up

        shit.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

    • Jennifer Jul 19,2013 12:44 pm || Up

      When’s the house party?

      • MikeV Jul 19,2013 12:45 pm || Up

        Not sure. I can move in anytime. Current plan is to get my storage unit cancelled, which will basically give me 30 days to clean it out, and move stuff in bit by bit.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

  38. JamesV Jul 19,2013 1:12 pm
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 19,2013 1:37 pm || Up

      Good stuff

      • JamesV Jul 19,2013 1:41 pm || Up

        Already seeing the expected backlash from some, acting like he’s race-baiting and dividing.

        What bullshit.

        He’s calling for more understanding and efforts to further reduce racism overall.

        He’s specifically citing the history of racism’s effect on the black community and trying to encourage people to grow out of it on all sides.

        People who think this is race-baiting are flat out wrong.

        • Glorious Mundy Jul 19,2013 1:42 pm || Up

          Of course they are. Best to ignore such hateful idiots.

        • DFA Jul 19,2013 3:41 pm || Up

          Its not about them being right or wrong but rather about them pushing an agenda regardless of the facts.

          see also: Birthers, Death pannelists, IRS scandlers, etc.

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  39. Glorious Mundy Jul 19,2013 1:39 pm
  40. MikeV Jul 19,2013 2:27 pm

    Metal as fuck.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  41. the dogfather Jul 19,2013 2:48 pm

    Sometimes, when you meet a girl at the hacky-sack circle, you know your life has changed forEVer…

    The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
    • Englishmajor Jul 19,2013 3:08 pm || Up

      “No, silly neighbor! I said bring a can of HAIR spray!”

    • batgirl Jul 19,2013 3:10 pm || Up

      1. “Phoenix Streets” is an awesome name.

      2. “Hall took his few possessions and moved out of his fiancée’s home and into a tree at Mclaren Park.”

      • Future Ed Jul 19,2013 5:15 pm || Up

        he is a nice fella

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • batgirl Jul 19,2013 5:57 pm || Up

          I figured you might know him. Do you kind of wished you’d caught a case like this? If I was the judge I’m not sure I could stop laughing.

        • Future Ed Jul 19,2013 6:33 pm || Up
          I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • DFA Jul 19,2013 3:48 pm || Up

      Hall took his few possessions and moved out of his fiancée’s home and into a tree at Mclaren Park.

      That is written as if that is a legitimate place for one to domicile

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  42. nobody in particular Jul 19,2013 3:49 pm

    My last compilation living in Hayward has got just the right amount of cowbell. Get it today :D

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  43. Glorious Mundy Jul 19,2013 4:08 pm

    Yay!

    • batgirl Jul 19,2013 4:11 pm || Up

      Mouthguard…trimmed facial hair…things are looking up!

  44. Soaker Jul 19,2013 4:47 pm

    It was a fine day at the golf course. The atmosphere is like spring training and everybody shows up in a friendly and relaxed mood, even Derek Lowe. Maybe not Ben Roethlisberger a few years back. Mulder struggled some and I participated in two of his Easter egg hunts, but he made a couple putts down the stretch to stay in contention. Interesting thing about our small group: Mrs. Mulder, whom I’ve met before and recognizes me now, is 5’4″, cute, petite, blonde, nice figure; Mrs. Wakefield is 5’4″, cute, petite, blonde, nice figure, bit older than Mrs. Mulder but they could be sisters; and Mrs. Lowe is 5’6″, cute, petite, blonde, nice figure. Hmmm, what do pitchers talk about when they’re not pitching.

    When the Mulder group finished I caught up with the Jermaine Dye-Joe Buck group for their last few holes. Judging by what I saw Joe’s honking broadcaster voice comes in very handy when he has to yell “Fore left!” or “Fore right!”, which appears to happen frequently.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • dmoas Jul 19,2013 4:56 pm || Up

      It’s too bad people are so bored from his voice they fail to move.

    • Kay Jul 21,2013 5:36 pm || Up

      Bob Melvin’s wife is 6 feet tall and has hair like Cher.

      If they were a poly couple I think I’d want to date them.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  45. Jennifer Jul 19,2013 5:34 pm

    Free MLB Extra Innings free preview this weekend!

  46. DFA Jul 19,2013 6:14 pm

    Balfour for Inglesias: Who says no first?

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • Future Ed Jul 19,2013 6:36 pm || Up

      that would be sad, but a good move.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • colin Jul 19,2013 7:25 pm || Up

      Red Sox say no, I would think.

      • DFA Jul 19,2013 7:51 pm || Up

        Bailey is done for the year. They need a releiver badly

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • Future Ed Jul 19,2013 7:54 pm || Up

          and they are not going to give up. their pen sucks. they need something

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • dmoas Jul 19,2013 8:09 pm || Up

            I’m sure they could find a serviceable reliever for cheaper.

    • nevermoor Jul 19,2013 8:25 pm || Up

      Sure as hell not me.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  47. ptbnl Jul 19,2013 6:16 pm

    5 gallons of a Dogfish Head 60 Minute clone now bottled; by the time I get back from Yurp it’ll be just ready to start sampling.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • DFA Jul 19,2013 6:18 pm || Up

      nice.

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • nevermoor Jul 19,2013 8:25 pm || Up

      No 120?!?

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • ptbnl Jul 19,2013 8:47 pm || Up

        Not without the ability to do a full boil, no.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • colin Jul 20,2013 6:01 am || Up

        I think the 90 minute is a lot better than the 120.

  48. Glorious Mundy Jul 19,2013 6:37 pm

    ESPN is moving in an encouragingly nerdy direction with this Nate Silver hire.

  49. Glorious Mundy Jul 19,2013 6:39 pm

    Derek Holland is wearing a camo phiten necklace.

    • Englishmajor Jul 19,2013 9:04 pm || Up

      Because nothing says “I Support Our Troops” like junk science.

  50. Glorious Mundy Jul 19,2013 6:48 pm

    Isn’t it a little bit insane for the Rangers to be wasting Profar in left field? I don’t understand their plan.

  51. Future Ed Jul 19,2013 6:52 pm

    Wait, Chad Gaudin is pitching the first game out of the break?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  52. elcroata Jul 20,2013 5:56 am
    Because survival is insufficient
    • Future Ed Jul 20,2013 7:28 am || Up

      looks nice, but I remember the playoff odds from last year.

      Of course, lots of new faces did unexpected things for the A’s last year, cf this year.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Englishmajor Jul 20,2013 12:39 pm || Up

        I just had to gaze and gaze upon the San Francisco Giants and their 6.5% chance of making the playoffs and their 0.5% chance of winning the World Series.

  53. the llama Jul 20,2013 12:32 pm

    Portland bleg: we go every year to see the llama-in-laws, but we never do anything fun except putter around the house. This year I’ve resolved to:
    1. See a Hillsboro Hops game
    2. See Multnomah Falls

    Any other fun things, family oriented and kid-friendly, that anyone can suggest?

    • JamesV Jul 20,2013 12:51 pm || Up

      That new ballpark in Hillsboro looks sweet.

    • DFA Jul 20,2013 12:56 pm || Up

      Timbers games are supposedly amazing family experiences.

      The farmers market at PSU would be fun.

      Multnomah Falls is a great idea it is super fun.

      Oregon Museum of Science and Indusry was great when I was a kid. They had a star trek exhibit when I was like 6, but you know that was 20 years ago and now they have mummies. Its pretty awesome still though.

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • sslinger Jul 20,2013 1:04 pm || Up

      I’ve never taken the aerial tram there but it looks like it could be cool. The Japanese Garden is very nice, I would think that would be a good family thing to do.

      • PDXAthleticsfan Jul 23,2013 12:03 pm || Up

        I shall consolidate my responses to everyone here:

        We’ve yet to see the mummies at OMSI- we may this weekend. Or my sister may take Spawn1 there this week, which is fine, as I’ve done OMSI plenty – stop by the submarine if you can.

        Multnomah Falls is nice; the other falls (Horsetail, Oneonta, Bridal Veil) are less grand and less packed with tourists and nice hikes.

        I prefer the Chinese garden to the Japanese garden and the Rose Garden is probably pretty meh right now because it’s dry, but the views from the latter two are probably better.

        Please let me know when you will be here and when you would like to go to a Hops game. I haven’t gone and no one in my family is particular to going.

        A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
  54. Future Ed Jul 20,2013 6:54 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  55. elcroata Jul 21,2013 12:47 pm

    With all the hoopla about the A’s and the pennant race we are missing what is potentially a historic personal achievement of a fine shortstop who has played for two richest teams this year.

    Luis Cruz has wRC+ of 4 (four) over 180 PA, giving him a realistic shot to break Mr. Mendoza’s record for the lowest post WWII wRC+ with at least 300 PA (19)

    Because survival is insufficient
  56. DFA Jul 21,2013 3:33 pm

    Can I say in regards to Garza, steamer and Zips expect his value for the rest of the season to be the same as CY’s.

    Thats some prospective folks.

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • dmoas Jul 21,2013 5:20 pm || Up

      I didn’t know Curt Young had value.

      • Future Ed Jul 21,2013 5:24 pm || Up

        hey, Chris young signle handedly didn’t lose todays game

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • 5Aces Jul 21,2013 5:52 pm || Up

          He seems to have had a day today, and now we are moving on to HOU? This is the time for him to either prove those that say he justs needs regular time right, or at a minimum build up a little value.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • colin Jul 21,2013 6:37 pm || Up

      Are you proposing a Garza for CY_25 trade? I would take that.

      • dmoas Jul 21,2013 6:56 pm || Up

        I’d do that every day of the week and twice today.

    • colin Jul 21,2013 6:52 pm || Up

      Arrrggh. I just saw ****’s Garza article at the OC and the whole thing is predicated on Garza being a “2-win or so” upgrade, which is asserted without any reference to anything. I think that Garza is a pretty decent pitcher, but it’s really hard to be a two win upgrade over the A’s current #5 starter (Straily) in just one third of a season.

      • Future Ed Jul 21,2013 6:56 pm || Up

        he wanted the A’s to get Garza?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • colin Jul 21,2013 7:05 pm || Up

          I didn’t read the whole thing.

          • colin Jul 21,2013 7:07 pm || Up

            Ok, I just went and read. He doesn’t say whether he is in favor of it, but reading between the lines I think yes?

            • Future Ed Jul 21,2013 7:13 pm || Up

              I did too. very confusing, but I think he is saying if the A’s get Garza, its a 4 win swing over tx.

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • lenscrafters Jul 21,2013 7:20 pm || Up

                It’s almost certainly not a 4 game swing, but I think he makes a valid point that Garza being on the A’s and thus not being on the Rangers has an impact that’s more than just whatever value Garza is projected to provide for the rest of the season.

                It’s also why I don’t think simply citing RoS projections for players is a good way to measure the potential value of a deadline trade, but if we were doing that, the RoS projections have Oakland and Texas finishing with the same record. So I wouldn’t be too quick to dismiss the significance of one win upgrades for either team.

                • Future Ed Jul 21,2013 7:27 pm || Up

                  but the rangers are going to upgrade, whether its garza or not. Its not the zero sum game that like he is proposing.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • andeux Jul 21,2013 7:31 pm || Up

                  The Giants supposedly put a waiver claim in on Cody Ross just to stop a division rival from getting him, and he ended up being the Greatest Giant Ever.

                  TINSTAAFK
                • Future Ed Jul 21,2013 7:40 pm || Up

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Future Ed Jul 21,2013 7:42 pm || Up

                  to be fair though, the race between the padres and giants will probably come down to the last day of the season again.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • lenscrafters Jul 21,2013 7:37 pm || Up

                  Yes it’s not. But the pitching market this year is particularly bare this year so they could try to upgrade post-Garza but can’t. A lot depends on how much worse you think Gallardo or Bud Norris is than Garza.

                • elcroata Jul 21,2013 10:06 pm || Up

                  I don’t think Gallardo is any worse

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • nevermoor Jul 22,2013 8:32 am || Up

                  Agreed. I think he’s going to be fine.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • dmoas Jul 21,2013 7:41 pm || Up

                  While true, it would mean they’d be taking the next best pitcher available (presumably) at a higher price. Ultimately, I doubt whatever it would require us to trade would be worth it though.

                • elcroata Jul 22,2013 5:46 am || Up

                  I don’t think anyone will argue that it could be a photo-finish, in which even minor upgrades can prove to be valuable. It is just the “out-of-my-ass” numbers that are amusing.

                  Because survival is insufficient
      • elcroata Jul 21,2013 10:05 pm || Up

        He saw it with his eyes, he doesn’t need to do the math

        Because survival is insufficient
      • elcroata Jul 22,2013 5:44 am || Up

        A typical Napolysis.

        If Garza represents a possible “2-win or so” upgrade, then getting him might be worth 2 extra wins — but getting him instead of the Rangers getting him might be worth a 4 win difference between the A’s and the team chasing Oakland.

        OK, I will invent a number, then show my superior analytic skills by multiplying that imaginary number with two, base everything I write on that and later, when a reader actually calculates that number to be something completely different, I will suavely change the topic to the earnestness I noticed in Billy Beane’s voice when he commented on that topic.

        Best wishes and go A’s!

        Because survival is insufficient
        • elcroata Jul 22,2013 7:06 am || Up

          Also funny how they keep calling him a ground ball pitcher

          Because survival is insufficient
          • colin Jul 22,2013 8:17 am || Up

            I just pulled up the fangraphs leaderboard of GB% for every qualified pitcher over the last 10 seasons. Garza’s 41.5% groundball rate puts him in the 37th percentile. What a worm-burner!

            • DFA Jul 22,2013 9:23 am || Up

              which is why i endorse TX getting him at a significant cost to their farm.

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  57. elcroata Jul 22,2013 5:02 am

    This is just awesome (in a I do feel bad for the guy, but I just can’t stop laughing way):

    Also, “Hannibal Cavemen of a Missouri Prospect League” is just a cool name.

    Because survival is insufficient
    • Soaker Jul 22,2013 7:32 am || Up

      Looks like one of those Asiana pilots has already found another job.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • DFA Jul 22,2013 9:24 am || Up

      Im surprised he could’t get out of the way

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • Dial C for Concupiscence Jul 22,2013 9:48 am || Up

        Must have not noticed him coming until too late

        • dmoas Jul 22,2013 9:55 am || Up

          Which makes you wonder why no one watching didn’t say something. You can see people watching including the umps.

          • dmoas Jul 22,2013 9:55 am || Up

            Also, no one seems in a hurry to help him at the end.

  58. Glorious Mundy Jul 22,2013 2:42 pm

    Huh.

    • nevermoor Jul 22,2013 2:55 pm || Up

      Yeah. Yikes. Hopefully Colon ends up ok.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 22,2013 4:49 pm || Up

        I’m going to continue to assume that Colon has done his time until I hear otherwise. What I hadn’t realized until just now, though, is that MLB is taking the position that previously suspended guys caught up in this would not be able to play during an appeal.

    • colin Jul 22,2013 2:58 pm || Up

      I was shocked at first, but then I thought about it more. Probably MLB was threatening a 100 game suspension. This is just 64 games in a season where the Brewers are in last place, 18.5 games out.

      • dmoas Jul 22,2013 3:14 pm || Up

        On top which the union doesn’t plan on going to bat for them (much) if there’s legitimate proof.

      • the dogfather Jul 23,2013 7:48 am || Up

        … and he makes $2M more next season than this one. I could hope the straight-faced, slandering liar doesn’t starve in the meantime, except I do.

        The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
    • andeux Jul 22,2013 4:02 pm || Up

      No one cares about my fantasy team!

      TINSTAAFK
      • nevermoor Jul 22,2013 4:29 pm || Up

        Mine either.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • brian.only Jul 22,2013 5:05 pm || Up

          We didn’t even get a good half year…

          • nevermoor Jul 22,2013 6:16 pm || Up

            Yep. My team sucks since essentially all my high picks underachieved, but the coffin is well and truly nailed now.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • brian.only Jul 22,2013 9:40 pm || Up

              In my favorite league I traded for Braun and Stanton with dreams of bone-crushing marrow-slurping victory, Alas…

    • AV Jul 22,2013 8:37 pm || Up

      apart from the baseball/sports barometer in this story, the whole words-mean-nothing-anymore angle is breathtaking…

      “We won,” he said then, “because the truth is on my side. The truth is always relevant, and at the end of the day, the truth prevailed.”

      (said last year, of course.)

      “I am deeply gratified to see Ryan taking this bold step,” Weiner said in a statement. “It vindicates the rights of all players under the joint drug program[…].

      (said… wait. what does that say??)

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • lenscrafters Jul 22,2013 9:39 pm || Up
        • AV Jul 24,2013 9:04 am || Up

          judging by ESPN on mute for about 4 minutes yesterday, at least it seems popular opinion isn’t buying half this crap.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • dmoas Jul 24,2013 12:12 pm || Up

            Basically no one is. I haven’t seen a single person, place, or thing defend him.

            • Soaker Jul 24,2013 12:36 pm || Up

              He’s not just a cheater, but a lying liar who lies. He probably kicks puppies for fun.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • doctorK Jul 24,2013 3:02 pm || Up

              Not even Aaron Rodgers?

  59. Glorious Mundy Jul 22,2013 2:44 pm
    • nevermoor Jul 22,2013 2:55 pm || Up

      I think I’m… happy about this.

      Gallardo has to be available now, right?

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • DFA Jul 22,2013 4:03 pm || Up

        Edwards is probably their 3rd best pitching prospect and Grimm is pretty good (I wanted to draft him a couple of years ago) as a reliable bet to be a 4th starter who eats innings. Olt is good but a spare part for Texas.

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • ptbnl Jul 22,2013 3:16 pm || Up

      Damn … I’m a Cubbie now?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • elcroata Jul 22,2013 10:16 pm || Up

      It’s either Neil Ramirez, or two other pitchers. Also:


      Also:

      Because survival is insufficient
  60. doctorK Jul 22,2013 4:59 pm

    Hope all the Niner fans here weren’t counting on this guy to be the Wright stuff.

    • nevermoor Jul 22,2013 6:17 pm || Up

      We weren’t. The lineman looks like a steal though.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  61. Englishmajor Jul 22,2013 5:24 pm
    • AV Jul 22,2013 8:45 pm || Up

      love how they make waking up in britain one morning sound like one of the symptoms. she was fine at first, but then she had headaches and pains… and then she woke up in britain!!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Jul 22,2013 8:48 pm || Up

        and thanks for my favorite “seemingly random pileup of words that still make sense”â„¢ for today: new world army screw worm fly.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV Jul 22,2013 8:48 pm || Up

          gah! *makeS sense.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  62. doctorK Jul 22,2013 7:58 pm

    SCHLONG GOES LONG

    • Ice Cream Jul 22,2013 8:01 pm || Up

      You’re here on purpose, right?

      Where is the good in "good-bye"?
      • doctorK Jul 22,2013 8:02 pm || Up

        My wrong-thread-fail-fu is still strong!

  63. brian.only Jul 22,2013 9:46 pm

    Can we marry him?

  64. elcroata Jul 22,2013 11:45 pm

    Santa Sano

    Because survival is insufficient
    • dmoas Jul 23,2013 12:29 pm || Up

      What on earth is he wearing?

    • JamesV Jul 23,2013 5:41 pm || Up

  65. aardvark Jul 23,2013 12:27 pm

    I was looking over some pictures on my phone and came across this gem:

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 23,2013 12:28 pm || Up

      …and they’re going nuts!

      • Future Ed Jul 23,2013 12:44 pm || Up

        nice

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • dmoas Jul 23,2013 12:46 pm || Up

        Brought to you by Almond Joy. Because sometimes you feel like going nuts.

    • AV Jul 24,2013 9:06 am || Up

      i can totally see me (over by the rolled up tarp, right side, 8 rows back or so, the one in white and gold waving a mitt).

      .
      .
      .

      stalker.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • doctorK Jul 24,2013 10:13 am || Up

      I think we we just over your head.

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