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Game 80: No Float For You! 159

It’s a Wednesday in the sunshine to complete the short visit to Oakland by the Cincinnati Reds. Per the Slussbeat, the Reds have come to Oakland five times, each time to a differently named ballpark. Started with Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum, currently the O.Co Coliseum. Quick, name the other three!

The A’s have the best night game record in baseball at 31-17. They have the third worst day game record at 13-17.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain at the top of the lineup:

Chris Young CF, Seth Smith DH, Jed Lowrie SS, Yoenis Cespedes LF, Brandon Moss 1B,Josh Donaldson 3B, Josh Reddick RF, Stephen Vogt C, Eric Sogard 2B. 
RHP A.J. Griffin (5-6, 3.90 ERA)


159 thoughts on “Game 80: No Float For You!

  1. andeux Jun 26,2013 12:09 pm

    MacAfee, NetAss, and …

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Jun 26,2013 12:13 pm || Up

      Count Floyd’s 3D House of Beef

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Jun 26,2013 12:13 pm || Up

      Five names sounds wrong to me. The first two visits were in 1972 and 1990 and no corporate name was attached until the late 1990s.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • dmoas Jun 26,2013 12:16 pm || Up

        According to Wikipedia, only 4 official names.

        • Soaker Jun 26,2013 12:19 pm || Up

          She’s wrong on multiple counts. B-R says this is the Reds’ 6th visit to Oakland.

          1972, 1990, 2010: Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum
          2004: Network Associates Coliseum
          2007: McAfee Coliseum
          2013: O.co Coliseum

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 26,2013 12:21 pm || Up

          I can’t remember a fifth specifically either. Maybe they’re counting the few weeks or so immediately after the current rights deal was inked when it was “Overstock.Com” before becoming O.Co.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • andeux Jun 26,2013 12:22 pm || Up

            May 2011 apparently. But the Reds didn’t visit that year.

            TINSTAAFK
          • Soaker Jun 26,2013 12:23 pm || Up

            Also, “UMAX Coliseum” was never finalized. But that was in 1997 anyway.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  2. andeux Jun 26,2013 12:11 pm

    CY batting leadoff: .625/.667/1.500
    Rosales batting leadoff: .333/.417/.476

    I swear Melvin is some kind of savant.

    TINSTAAFK
  3. Glorious Mundy Jun 26,2013 12:12 pm

    Are we counting World Series visits? I though it was the Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum in 1972 and 1990.

  4. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 26,2013 12:12 pm

    Gene Tenace, Jermaine Dye, David Justice in the clubhouse today per Korach.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  5. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 26,2013 12:26 pm

    A’s sporting the clean home whites, yay!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Jun 26,2013 12:27 pm || Up

      The gold alts clash with Griffin’s hair.

  6. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 26,2013 12:27 pm

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  7. Soaker Jun 26,2013 12:29 pm

    I should be up on a trail today, but I’ve donned my Bill King finery and will plop my butt out on the deck and enjoy this one on radio. The trails will be there tomorrow. It looks like we’ll have some gorgeous warm Sierra weather for the next few days so this would be a good weekend to come up, avoiding the insanity of Fourth of July.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  8. nobody in particular Jun 26,2013 12:38 pm

    Oh wow, Cincinnati announcers.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Glorious Mundy Jun 26,2013 12:42 pm || Up

      I think I’d rather not watch the game than spend three hours with Thom Brennaman shouting at me.

      • nobody in particular Jun 26,2013 12:48 pm || Up

        THESE GUYS…TALK IN MONOTONE…. STENTORIAN AND SERIOUS…. THE REDS SQUANDER A GOLDEN FIRST INNING CHANCE… DUSTY BAKER’S TOOTHPICK IS UNPLEASED… ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US…

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
        • Glorious Mundy Jun 26,2013 12:49 pm || Up

          THOM BRENNAMAN IS INCAPABLE OF MODULATING THE TONE OF HIS VOICE. PLEASE DO NOT MOCK HIM FOR THIS UNFORTUNATE CONDITION OVER WHICH HE HAS NO CONTROL.

          • nobody in particular Jun 26,2013 1:05 pm || Up

            AND THE REDS MISS OUT ON ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY… I SOUND LIKE THE VOICE OF BIG BROTHER IN “1984”… THE REDS ARE SUBSTITUTING WINSTON SMITH FOR ZACK COZART…. OH MY GOD I CAN’T STOP TALKING IN THIS SERIOUS, UNMODULATED VOICE…

            Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  9. andeux Jun 26,2013 12:57 pm

    As usual, nowhere around here is showing the game. Apparently there is some soccer thing going on.
    Per the other thread, I may have to rethink my views on immigration.

    TINSTAAFK
    • mikeA Jun 26,2013 1:49 pm || Up

      I saw your doppelganger here at the game, almost said hi. So you can maybe feel good that at least he can watch.

  10. Future Ed Jun 26,2013 1:04 pm

    izturis. stop it

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • nobody in particular Jun 26,2013 1:07 pm || Up

      Reddick with the “if I jump for this one, I’ll get on Sportscenter” leap there.

      Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  11. Future Ed Jun 26,2013 1:11 pm

    he didn’t want that one anyway

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  12. ptbnl Jun 26,2013 1:37 pm

    Boo-FKing-yah!

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  13. JamesV Jun 26,2013 1:39 pm

    Lucky Lowrie on that play, missing the plate while the catcher lost control of the ball so he could go back and touch it, then Donaldson goes BOOM.

  14. DFA Jun 26,2013 1:39 pm

    I like when Josh Does that

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  15. nobody in particular Jun 26,2013 1:40 pm

    MAKING IT RAIN, even when it’s sunny out!!!

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  16. ptbnl Jun 26,2013 1:41 pm

    0-30 and counting.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Soaker Jun 26,2013 1:43 pm || Up

      Carter is taking BP at Minute Maid Park right now and has a batboy running out with updates.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • andeux Jun 26,2013 2:22 pm || Up

        New guy only has 2 K in his 30 (and counting) hitless ML at-bats. And to my eye last night made pretty good contact.
        Carter had 13 K in his 0-32, which makes it a lot more understandable.

        TINSTAAFK
        • ptbnl Jun 26,2013 2:28 pm || Up

          31

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • Soaker Jun 26,2013 2:33 pm || Up

            “Vogt is 0 for 6 as an A but I don’t think he really cares” (because the A’s won last night and are winning today). — Vince

            Now THERE is a legit criticism of Vince. Of course he cares because he knows if you go 0 for (a bunch) in the big leagues you will quickly find yourself on the River Cats again and will get those early wake-up calls for the morning flight from SLC to Sacramento with the 3-hour layover in Las Vegas.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Soaker Jun 26,2013 2:55 pm || Up

            Dang (apparently) (hopefully) we won’t get a shot at 32 today. And by Friday Vogt might be back in Sacramento for Green or Nakajima.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • ptbnl Jun 26,2013 2:35 pm || Up

          MLB record is 35 (Vic Harris)

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • Soaker Jun 26,2013 4:20 pm || Up

            We probably talked about this when Carter was flailing away. I would have thought some pitcher went 0-for-50 in his career, just because Bob Buhl managed the infamous 0-for-70 in 1962.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • ptbnl Jun 26,2013 6:33 pm || Up

              I don’t count pitchers.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  17. Future Ed Jun 26,2013 1:44 pm

    OK, we had our fun. Scouts know that move. they have relayed this info to pitchers. We can stop now.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • dmoas Jun 26,2013 1:59 pm || Up

      Sogard is starting to piss me off with that.

  18. Glorious Mundy Jun 26,2013 1:44 pm

    Seriously what happened on that Lowrie play Vince and Ray won’t tell me.

    • Future Ed Jun 26,2013 1:50 pm || Up

      the video is on gameday.

      cespedes was running all the way, lowrie waited too long. both were at third, lowrie was sent. throw beat him by two feet. lowerie tried to slide around, missed the plate by a foot, catcher turned to tag and the ball rolled toward and beyond the prone lowrie, lowrie made a second effort to touch plate, was blocked by cathers knee , lowrie made third effort and touched the plate.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • mikeA Jun 26,2013 1:51 pm || Up

      He slid past home without touching the plate or being tagged, and, rather than shove the catcher, proceeded to touch home.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 26,2013 2:00 pm || Up

      Yeah, I was driving and listening during that call, it was horrible.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Soaker Jun 26,2013 2:10 pm || Up

        It wasn’t clear right away but I thought Vince straightened it out within a couple seconds, which is as long as it takes to read Ed’s description of the play above. It was a tough play to call. I don’t think Vince is great or anything but there are much worse out there and I do think some here go out of their way to bash the guy.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Glorious Mundy Jun 26,2013 2:14 pm || Up

          I honestly had no idea what happened at the end of the inning other than that Lowrie scored because the catcher dropped the ball.

          • Soaker Jun 26,2013 2:26 pm || Up

            My initial question about the play, that Vince didn’t clarify right away, was where Cespedes was. I assumed Lowrie had already scored and the issue was whether the tag play at home involved Cespedes. Yes, he screwed it up live but I knew quickly what the deal was.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Future Ed Jun 26,2013 2:15 pm || Up

          He says Oakland a lot. I Like that

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 26,2013 2:25 pm || Up

          Fair enough. I put Vince about the 40th percentile.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Soaker Jun 26,2013 3:54 pm || Up

            I’m hardly above ad hominem criticisms but some of what I’ve seen on FK about Vince recently strikes me as leaning too much that way.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 26,2013 5:10 pm || Up

              When there are so many others truly deserving of unmitigated scorn. I just turned on ESPN and literally could not take more than 60 second of Chris Berman’s “play by play,” which mostly consisted of him pimping the opening of a Yankee-branded steakhouse in NYC.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  19. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 26,2013 1:46 pm

    Let the ass kicking continue!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  20. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 26,2013 1:48 pm

    That’s an error! Give that no-account CY25 an error, damnit!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Jun 26,2013 1:51 pm || Up

      ken said he dropped it

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • dmoas Jun 26,2013 2:00 pm || Up

      And they need to stop referring to him as Chris. It’s way too fking similar to Crisp.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 26,2013 2:01 pm || Up

        Yes, the preferred pronunciation has to be Sigh.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  21. Future Ed Jun 26,2013 1:53 pm

    Scout:

    that was pitch number 75 for Homer Bailey; his effectiveness may start slipping, as he holds opposing hitters to a .218 average in the first 75 pitches but they hit .274 off him after that.

    strikes out young

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ptbnl Jun 26,2013 1:54 pm || Up

      holds opposing hitters to a .218 average

      CY25 wishes.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Jun 26,2013 1:55 pm || Up

      and:

      Homer Bailey has thrown 84 pitches but has plenty left in the tank, with his fastball sitting at 96 over the past 10 pitches.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  22. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 26,2013 2:05 pm

    Adam Melhuse in the house!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  23. Future Ed Jun 26,2013 2:21 pm

    OK, that makes me feel better about the Young “hit”

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  24. Future Ed Jun 26,2013 2:30 pm

    LEFTY ON LEFTY! DFA SA

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Jun 26,2013 2:30 pm || Up

      (outright, I suppose)

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed Jun 26,2013 2:30 pm || Up

        wait, release? what is the proper terminology?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • andeux Jun 26,2013 2:35 pm || Up

          All of the above.
          A DFA takes him off the 40-man roster and exposes him to waivers.
          Once he clears waivers he can be either outrighted (sent to minors) or released (sent to begin his new career).

          TINSTAAFK
          • MikeV Jun 26,2013 2:38 pm || Up

            DFA doesn’t immediately expose him to waivers. The DFA period is 10 days, and at some point during that 10 day period the player is exposed to a 3 day period of being on waivers.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

  25. Future Ed Jun 26,2013 2:31 pm

    PLATINUM?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  26. Future Ed Jun 26,2013 2:33 pm

    this is just getting Frieman an AT, right?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  27. Future Ed Jun 26,2013 2:35 pm

    “line drive, just like riding a bike, and sogard scores…”

    just tell me what happened.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • MikeV Jun 26,2013 2:38 pm || Up

      sogard scored.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • dmoas Jun 26,2013 3:00 pm || Up

        While riding a bike.

        • doctorK Jun 26,2013 3:02 pm || Up

          I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.
          I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like.

          • PDXAthleticsfan Jun 26,2013 3:06 pm || Up

            The Coliseum would sell out daily if they re-enacted that video daily.

            A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
    • harensheir15 Jun 28,2013 3:21 am || Up

      Echoing Soaker’s comment from above:

      “Here’s the two-one, fastball lined toward left center field, just like riding a bike for Nate Freiman, he rockets one into left center, scores Sogard from second base, it’s an RBI double off the bench for Big Nate, and the A’s up the advantage to 5-0.”

      The man has enough real flaws. No need to make up any.

      • DFA Jun 28,2013 9:53 am || Up

        I wished the word “lashes” was used more to describe line drives.

        I also I think if I was calling games my homer call would be an understated “And that one isn’t coming back a HR for XXX”

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • harensheir15 Jul 2,2013 12:47 am || Up

          Depending on inflection, that’d work for me. Of course, the ball would have to land somewhere away from fans who might throw it back (if hit by visiting player) in the field of play, in which case it would come back.
          Not a fan of “lashed,” though. Conjures a batter swinging a whip.

          • DFA Jul 2,2013 10:35 am || Up

            I like the whipping idea for a low liner that cracks its way through the hole.

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 2,2013 10:39 am || Up

        It wasn’t his worst call, not by a longshot, but I cringed at it in the moment because it is indicative of his tendency to jump to the context of what happened before describing what happened. A good radio play-by-play guy first tells us whether that ball is going to the wall or will be cut off by a fielder, whether the runner will score, and whether the batter will try for extra bases before adding a flourish like “just like riding a bike.” He does this all the damn time.

        • Future Ed Jul 2,2013 10:40 am || Up

          i agree with all of this

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • JamesV Jul 2,2013 1:11 pm || Up

          I heard the “step on the clutch” reference last week, almost facepalmed.

          The only way I can think it even comes remotely close to working is by thinking of it like saying you have to step on the clutch to shift to a higher gear, but why not just be in that gear already and step on the gas?

          • Glorious Mundy Jul 2,2013 1:19 pm || Up

            Maybe it’s because when you step on the clutch, you put the car into neutral, which is like the state of calm readiness necessary to perform in a big spot. Either that or it’s completely nonsensical.

            • JamesV Jul 2,2013 1:27 pm || Up

              I’ll go with “completely nonsensical.”

              • ptbnl Jul 2,2013 1:32 pm || Up

                I think it’s a hybrid – stepping on the gas in a clutch situation.

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • Future Ed Jul 2,2013 1:35 pm || Up

                  4-matic

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • JamesV Jul 2,2013 1:42 pm || Up

                  Better than stepping on the clutch in a gas situation.

                • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 2,2013 1:46 pm || Up

                  Yeah, that could backfire on you (gearhead joke).

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • Future Ed Jul 2,2013 1:34 pm || Up

              And he continues to use it like he thinks it means something

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • harensheir15 Jul 3,2013 4:06 am || Up

          I have no disagreement with anything you said. I, too, would prefer that he put the ‘riding a bike’ bit at the end. If this is what Ed had said, I’d have nodded my agreement and moved along. It isn’t. When quotation marks are used without ellipses for omitted text, needless to say, it gives the impression that it’s a verbatim report. It wasn’t. This credits Ed’s omission to Vince and unfairly reinforces his negative image for people who didn’t hear the call themselves. I don’t mind the “reinforcing his negative image” part so much as the “unfairly” part. (Implying by omission) That Vince did not tell you what happened is not the same as his telling you what happened, albeit in an order we don’t prefer. That misrepresentation, intentional or no, is a bit too gross for my taste and may as well be a fabrication.
          In general, I offer no defense for the variety of Vince’s gaffes: aforementioned wrong order of relay of facts and commentary, the awkward delivery, nonsensical phrasing, the works. In particular, I agree 100% with Ed about Vince’s forced narratives, find them equally as egregious and have scolded him (Vince) for it myself on occasion. There are, however, 162+ games and not all of his broadcasting infractions deserve the skewering they receive. I understand the cumulative misery on the part of those who grew up listening to King, Scully, Harwell et al. You helpfully break down the steps a “good radio play-by-play guy” will take in making a good call. Here’s the thing, though: By a show of hands, ladies and gentlemen, who here is under the impression that Vince is a good radio play-by-play guy? Anyone?….Yeah. He isn’t good, can be decent and mostly floats somewhere between mediocre and facepalm. Isn’t this pretty well established? It’s been seven years and a change isn’t on the horizon. The harping gets tiresome. There is a point past which the cynicism doesn’t seem sincere and justified, but petty and mean-spirited. Let’s move on, shall we?
          Or at least, get better material. That I’ll happily applaud.

          • Future Ed Jul 3,2013 6:47 am || Up

            that’s fair.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Future Ed Jul 3,2013 6:56 am || Up

            DFA called me out on my dislike of the “oakland is the walkoff capitol of baseball.”

            I disliked it for the same reason I disliked this bicycle call. the voice inflection and the crowd noise is telling my brain something is happening, I want the information immediately, or as soon as possible. yes, in each call there is an implied action, but it spots my brain from, for lack of a better term, euphoria build up to, “what the fuck is happening.” if he would tell me first, the action, second the flourish, my brain could fully release the endorphins. but there is a callus interruptus as it were.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Future Ed Jul 3,2013 6:57 am || Up

              it STOPS my brain

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • harensheir15 Jul 5,2013 5:42 am || Up

              I appreciate this explanation. It illustrates your position better than a vague, “it must suck more if you’re used to better things” notion on my part. Thank you.

              • Future Ed Jul 5,2013 9:47 am || Up

                I do think I get on him for the slightest gaff. I also think he would be a great TV guy. he is at least entertaining, if befuddling.

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • 5Aces Jul 5,2013 11:36 pm || Up

                  I was thinking this the other day. I only catch him in small doses on the radio, but I was somewhere and had to get a total inning or two and the whole time I was thinking “I dont have this playing out in front of me, pks help describe…”

                  I think you see it too on the whole “A-team” thing. So we just need to get some other team to be ready to give him a lead TV deal and we are set…

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • dmoas Jul 6,2013 7:16 am || Up

                  He needs to replace Glen.

                • DFA Jul 8,2013 12:09 pm || Up

                  Ive been listening to a lot of radio this year and really he does the things that just annoy you, even though it might not be that big of a deal in the big scheme of things but when you add them all up you find them to be incredibly fustrating.

                  I quite liked Roxy and wish he would work with KK

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Dial C for Concupiscence Jul 10,2013 3:57 pm || Up

                  I’ve decided to find him annoying and he’s done little to change my mind.

          • Glorious Mundy Jul 3,2013 7:23 am || Up

            Point well taken. I shall try to hold Vince harpless as much as possible.

            • harensheir15 Jul 5,2013 5:57 am || Up

              Good luck!

              But seriously, no need to tiptoe around this. Having expressed this thought and having you and Ed acknowledge its existence, if not merit, is good enough for me. Such is the wonder of dialogue. I’d hate for people who engage freely and in good faith to have to hold back ( on my account, no less) because I do believe in the virtue of Kraut as a place where we can air our grievances, having done just that myself. Cheers.

          • dmoas Jul 3,2013 12:23 pm || Up

            I’d argue that telling a story out of order like he does is actually not telling you what happened at all. Sure all the pieces are technically there, but out of order pieces tell a distinctly different story from what actually happened. And that’s without adding in what’s lost as a result of the confusion the image of picturing that out of order story creates.

            • JamesV Jul 3,2013 1:17 pm || Up

              Like he does what happened at all out of order is actually not telling you I’d argue that telling a story. But out of order pieces are technically there, sure, all the pieces from what actually happened tell a distinctly different story. That out of order story creates and that’s without adding as a result of the confusion in what’s lost the image of picturing.

            • harensheir15 Jul 5,2013 6:44 am || Up

              What you need is closure. Be sure to click on the youtube.
              Or misspelled words. For example, Vince maeks me wnat to pnuch sombodey. For relatively short bits of information, our minds overcome disorder relatively easily.

              But you are right that it would be nice not to have to do that.

              • dmoas Jul 5,2013 10:26 am || Up

                Much easier to connect dots when you’re actively trying to listen. When you’re only partially listening and then engage in the middle of a mess you’re going to be lost. And while you’re trying to connect those dots, you’re also receiving a new puzzle.

  28. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 26,2013 2:36 pm

    Big Nate!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  29. nobody in particular Jun 26,2013 2:38 pm

    Big Nate brings the BBQ!!!!

    These Reds are pretty flatline for a first place team, no? I’d like our chances in a WS vs. these guys.

    I think Melvin manages like an NL manager and this is one reason we dominate the NL.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Cretgren Jun 26,2013 2:41 pm || Up

      To be totally fair to the Reds, though, they aren’t actually in first place right now (third) and are playing without Phillips. That being said, I really thought they would be better.

      • nobody in particular Jun 26,2013 2:44 pm || Up

        Yeah I expected a knock down, drag out battle and they kinda didn’t show up. I sure hope the Cardinals play this poorly on the weekend :D

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  30. DFA Jun 26,2013 2:43 pm

    “Griffen is working so efficently and quickly through this reds lineup its as if he has a haircutt appointment after the game, but that is not true. Griffen has not cut his hair since spring training”

    LOL

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  31. Future Ed Jun 26,2013 2:43 pm

    SCOUT:

    A.J. Griffin may be running out of gas after 91 pitches; his fastball has dropped from a high of 90 to as low as 86.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  32. nobody in particular Jun 26,2013 2:45 pm

    AJ Griffin in total beastly style.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  33. Glorious Mundy Jun 26,2013 2:46 pm

    Is there any exit strategy on Young? No one is taking the ~$5 million left this year, but maybe we can get off the hook for his buyout.

    • Soaker Jun 26,2013 2:58 pm || Up

      A complete game no less.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • PDXAthleticsfan Jun 26,2013 3:00 pm || Up

        And in 2:20. Guess I have to work now.

        A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
  34. andeux Jun 26,2013 2:59 pm

    Good job Arthur.

    TINSTAAFK
    • batgirl Jun 26,2013 3:28 pm || Up

  35. Glorious Mundy Jun 26,2013 2:59 pm

    Nice win.

  36. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 26,2013 3:01 pm

    Right on, AJ! Way to go, boys! Have a great 48 hours off; nobody get arrested.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  37. nobody in particular Jun 26,2013 3:01 pm

    Throw a game, Arthur Joseph Griffin!!!! 2 hit, complete game SHUTOUT!!!! Bring on the Cardinals!!!! All your NL base belong to US!!!!!!!!

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • ptbnl Jun 26,2013 6:34 pm || Up

      All your emails and texts belong to US.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  38. MikeV Jun 26,2013 3:43 pm

    I need to figure out teh easy way to win the rigged carnie games at the fair this weekend.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  39. ozzman99 Jun 26,2013 6:16 pm

    So a win, and both DOMA and Prop 8 have been effectively struck down. Pretty good day.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 26,2013 6:29 pm || Up

      And the best weather on earth! Welcome back home!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • 5Aces Jun 26,2013 8:53 pm || Up

        Hate you RAFs and your perfect weather. 95, 102, 106, 108, 111 is the 5 day forecast. One day the LOW is going to be 71. And as mother Aces used to point out, thats at 3:30 in the morning and it starts to heat up at 3:50.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • ozzman99 Jun 26,2013 9:23 pm || Up

        Yeah, the game last night was great and the weather couldn’t have been better!

    • JamesV Jun 26,2013 8:31 pm || Up

      If only the SCOTUS didn’t screw up the Voting Rights Act yesterday.

      • ozzman99 Jun 26,2013 9:23 pm || Up

        No kidding.

      • DFA Jun 26,2013 9:40 pm || Up

        Im really worried about the implications from the harrassment rulings on monday

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • andeux Jun 27,2013 10:13 am || Up

          The attorney for UT on one of those cases was a high school classmate of mine, and my debate partner for a year. We had somewhat different political views.

          TINSTAAFK
          • DFA Jun 27,2013 10:23 am || Up

            yeah… dick

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • aardvark Jun 27,2013 4:23 pm || Up

            Policy debate?

            • andeux Jun 27,2013 4:33 pm || Up

              Yes.

              TINSTAAFK
              • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 27,2013 4:50 pm || Up

                Funny, if I used to know that you’d done policy debate in HS I had since forgotten it. Huge number of us FKers have that in our pasts.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • andeux Jun 27,2013 4:57 pm || Up

                  It’s good preparation for arguing on the internet.

                  TINSTAAFK
                • Future Ed Jun 27,2013 6:13 pm || Up

                  fuck you.

                  Did I win?

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 27,2013 6:25 pm || Up

                  Fuck me! TURNAROUND!

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Jennifer Jun 27,2013 6:41 pm || Up

                  This is interesting.

                • DFA Jun 27,2013 9:06 pm || Up

                  Perm, fuck everyone

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • Future Ed Jun 27,2013 9:25 pm || Up

                  fucking nerds

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 27,2013 9:28 pm || Up

                  Counterplan, mandatory govt-run sex-for-nerds program.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • DFA Jun 27,2013 11:11 pm || Up

                  Actor spec counterplan: Have the supreme court rule that fucking is a constitutionally protected right.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • nevermoor Jul 1,2013 10:08 am || Up

                  #salbait

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"

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