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The Official Lounge of the Officially Proclaimed Oakland Cat Video Day, May 11, 2013 86

This was today. Enjoy the last half hour of the officially proclaimed Day of the Cat Video.

I had a ticket, but I decided to stay home and enjoy the game with all of you.

But I missed a chance to see the Oakland artist who created this doing a demo.  The Puking Kitty Saucy Boat

 

86 thoughts on “The Official Lounge of the Officially Proclaimed Oakland Cat Video Day, May 11, 2013

  1. critter May 11,2013 11:49 pm

    And this, AV, was the real reason we didn’t meet up today.
    Thanks for reminding me Em- we’ve still got 11 minutes to celebrate!

    • Future Ed May 12,2013 8:47 am || Up

      CRITTER!

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV May 12,2013 9:32 am || Up

      did you go to oakland for the videos? or were you kitty celebrating in your own way?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • critter May 14,2013 11:10 pm || Up

        Nah, I wasn’t in Oakland. The other part is too personal for comment. :)

  2. Dial C for Concupiscence May 12,2013 1:09 am

    I was at CatVidFest! It was a fun time! Some food stands, some merch stands, some random fun stands (facepaint and sculpting and tai chi and more), and cat videos on the Great Wall of Oakland.

    • critter May 12,2013 2:18 am || Up

      Do dogs drool and cats rule? Never mind, I know they do.

  3. AV May 12,2013 9:26 am

    i’m DISTRAUGHT! that wall is directly behind my office, and i coulda sat on the roof watching this like king of the kittens or something. wow did we pick the wrong week to visit mom.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Dial C for Concupiscence May 12,2013 10:51 pm || Up

      That would have been an excellent vantage point too

  4. Jennifer May 12,2013 10:42 am

    So my mom was putting something up I left out. She fell down they basement steps and broke her foot. Whoops. Happy Mother’s Day!

    • Future Ed May 12,2013 10:59 am || Up

      JUST FOR THAT, I REFUSE TO CALL MY MOTHER TODAY

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • ptbnl May 12,2013 11:59 am || Up

        Back in the old country (and days), Mothers’ Day was when children (only) honoured (only their own) mothers. Where and when did it become everyone’s job to celebrate every mother? Bah hallmark humbug.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Future Ed May 12,2013 12:15 pm || Up

          my mom is out of the country.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • ptbnl May 12,2013 12:20 pm || Up

            Mine too – and it’s a different day in Europe anyway.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • AV May 12,2013 12:29 pm || Up

              mine’s out of her mind. i’m still deciding what to do.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • dmoas May 12,2013 12:52 pm || Up

                Whatever you do, don’t try to put her back in. You never do that twice.

                • AV May 12,2013 12:53 pm || Up

                  huh. what a coincidence. they gave HER that advice about me, 42.8 years ago.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • dmoas May 12,2013 12:55 pm || Up

                  That explains the grimace on her face every time she thinks of you.

                • AV May 12,2013 12:56 pm || Up

                  sudden realization.

                  she’s sitting right next to you, isn’t she?

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • dmoas May 12,2013 1:15 pm || Up

                  Maybe… but her mind isn’t.

                • AV May 12,2013 1:29 pm || Up

                  great. i made her cry. these are the cruel words i uttered to cause it: “hola ma!”

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade May 12,2013 12:39 pm || Up

          I’m OK with Mothers Day as an appreciation of all mothers, because it’s not just a day Hallmark promoted which is redundant with other existing appreciations. It’s not like Valentine’s Day…lovers have plenty of arranged chances to appreciate on another already.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 12,2013 12:35 pm || Up

      Oh no! Feel better soon, Mrs. Jennifer!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Jennifer May 12,2013 12:42 pm || Up

        I got her a bottle of wine for Mother’s Day. I asked if she had started drinking already when she fell. :)

  5. Englishmajor May 12,2013 11:59 am

    My cat apparently has access to FK (or Facebook, because I posted it there too) — she gave me a look like “Hey, watch this, human who likes to make light of cats”, and did an homage to the Puking Kitty Saucy Boat into my shoes this morning. Fortunately they were Keen water sandals so no harm done.

    • AV May 12,2013 12:27 pm || Up

      ∑:(

      ∑:o ·•O

      ∑:)

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  6. dmoas May 12,2013 1:16 pm

    In the 9th inning of the Cubs/Nationals game, Suzuki tried to throw a runner out at third but the ball hit the bat as he released and it went way down the left field line nowhere near third base.

  7. AV May 12,2013 1:27 pm

    down by 3 already… i’m gonna be saying mother this and mother that all game i think.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed May 12,2013 1:32 pm || Up

      bad news so far, hopefully they will remember Joe Saunders is pitching

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  8. Future Ed May 12,2013 1:38 pm

    Better than we think and “I am luke Montz” back to back doubles.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  9. Future Ed May 12,2013 1:42 pm

    then nothing

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux May 12,2013 1:44 pm || Up

      Not getting a second run out of that was pretty shitastic.

      TINSTAAFK
    • AV May 12,2013 1:46 pm || Up

      keep it going. no radio and it looks like my stream won’t start till st louis’ game is over.

      (and did you get a chance to see those rad old-fashioned stripey socks today? you’re lucky. they were paired with pink hightop cleats.)

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  10. brian.only May 12,2013 1:44 pm

    Can we just trade or release Taylor already, does anyone really want to see him starting 3 days in a row? Yeah, the front office doesn’t seem to want to either.

    • lenscrafters May 12,2013 1:48 pm || Up

      3 days in a row? Who wants to see him starting ever?

  11. Future Ed May 12,2013 1:53 pm

    Vince wants kudos to Rosales because he looks like a leadoff hitter. (then promptly makes me look like an asshole for typing this as Rosales walks)

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux May 12,2013 1:56 pm || Up

      As Rosales was sprinting to first he looked back at the umpire looking like “you sure that wasn’t strike three?”

      TINSTAAFK
    • dmoas May 12,2013 8:14 pm || Up

      I’ve found that publicly criticizing Rosales is a good way to make him doing something good.

  12. Future Ed May 12,2013 1:55 pm

    Cespedes singles with one out 1st and second 1 out for Mr. plot slider

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  13. Future Ed May 12,2013 1:55 pm

    WHy did vince call the HR by Morales in the first a “Back breaker.” HE does that a lot.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  14. Future Ed May 12,2013 1:57 pm

    Gak, K, softly hit ball. NO runs

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV May 12,2013 1:58 pm || Up

      i gotz my stream!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV May 12,2013 1:59 pm || Up

        i mean… yeah that sucks and i saw it.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  15. FreeSeatUpgrade May 12,2013 1:58 pm

    If a gamethread falls in the forest and there are no FKers around to comment in it, does it make a sound?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • andeux May 12,2013 2:00 pm || Up

      Is there a draft in here?

      TINSTAAFK
      • AV May 12,2013 2:02 pm || Up

        i sorta started one and got sidetracked. i thought i just killed it. is it visible?

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade May 12,2013 2:03 pm || Up

          It’s still showing up as a draft.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • AV May 12,2013 2:03 pm || Up

            pub’d.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  16. brian.only May 12,2013 1:59 pm

    Kind of looks like one of those 13 hit, 2 run games…

    Weird lineup order today Bob.

    • lenscrafters May 12,2013 2:05 pm || Up

      It looks like the A’s will send out this lineup at least one more time (Holland on Tuesday) before the injured guys start coming back.

      • Future Ed May 12,2013 2:07 pm || Up

        So, if only one of crisp/young come back, its Montz’s fairytale continues?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • lenscrafters May 12,2013 2:11 pm || Up

          Yup, he may still be on the team when they both come back depending on whether the FO likes him or Barton better. Taylor is the first to go.

  17. Englishmajor May 12,2013 7:21 pm

    I was cleaning my entire house during the game thread, so that the neighbors who are thinking of buying it can come take a look at it. They were going to come around 4:30ish. They called at 3:30 to say they were running a little late. Uh….

    • Future Ed May 12,2013 8:06 pm || Up

      rude

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Englishmajor May 12,2013 9:25 pm || Up

        And they just left. Oy. I’m really not too enthused about having them as my landlords. They’re nice people but they have no sense of boundaries. But, since I had to clean the place up, or at least move things around sufficiently that we could all walk through the tiny rooms of this cottage, I’ve got a bit of a start on packing up to move back to the East Bay if I can find someplace decent.

  18. ptbnl May 12,2013 11:28 pm

    I was just given a bottle of beer that claims to be 1000 IBU. That’s crazy.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • colin May 13,2013 7:23 am || Up

      That’s almost an order of magnitude higher than anything I’ve seen. Not sure I buy it.

      • ptbnl May 13,2013 7:32 am || Up

        Not sure I would either. The reviews I’ve seen talk about a bitterness that lingers on the palate for half an hour after each sip!

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • DFA May 13,2013 12:10 pm || Up

          that sounds unpleasant

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  19. FreeSeatUpgrade May 13,2013 11:06 am

    Apparently 6,000 cat people attended this. I don’t think I’ll ever understand cat people.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV May 13,2013 11:40 am || Up

      oh wait. there were actual cats there? i could ONLY have watched from roof. allergies. cats are fine, cats are fine, if they stay on their side of the line. or something like that. (youtube)

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • dmoas May 13,2013 2:52 pm || Up

      And yet you can go to any town in the bay area and not be the least bit surprised that they have their dog in tow?

      • nevermoor May 13,2013 8:23 pm || Up

        One of my parents’ neighbors routinely walks his cat. On the street. Off leash.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • doctorK May 13,2013 8:25 pm || Up

          My neighbor’s cat greets him when he gets home, and follows him around in his front yard, almost like a small dog. Then when he leaves, the cat comes over and pisses on the front of my truck.

        • colin May 14,2013 6:19 am || Up

          I have an indoor cat who occasionally gets some carefully supervised backyard time. We got a leash for her too, but it doesn’t really work.

          • dmoas May 14,2013 7:15 pm || Up

            That’s what we do sans leash. We had to net up the entire fence to keep one of them in. She’s a fking Houdini. Luckily the other two flip out when she escapes to help point it out.

            • colin May 14,2013 7:46 pm || Up

              My cat is really cautious when she’s outside, so it’s pretty easy to keep tabs on her. On the other hand, she did jump off the (second story) balcony the other day.

              • dmoas May 14,2013 7:49 pm || Up

                My other two are like that. They’re not terribly comfortable being out there if I’m not around.

  20. DFA May 13,2013 12:44 pm
    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • MikeV May 13,2013 12:46 pm || Up

      skinny jeans: Basically never, ever, OK unless you’re a smoking hot chick.

      There.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • DFA May 13,2013 11:37 pm || Up

        Girls seem to like it when I wear them

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • MikeV May 14,2013 8:13 am || Up

          They seem to like it when I don’t.

          Hey-o!

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

    • andeux May 13,2013 12:58 pm || Up

      27 percent of those polled think hipsters should be subjected to a special tax.

      I want to know how many of those were hipsters answering ironically.

      TINSTAAFK
      • nevermoor May 13,2013 8:24 pm || Up
        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • dmoas May 14,2013 7:26 pm || Up

          I’d actually argue the true number is 54%. Half just happen to vote what’s rational through whatever crazy means they’re psychosis works.

  21. the llama May 13,2013 3:01 pm

    Any decent places to eat near market and 17th in SF? Not that I’m going to see a pre-screening of the new Star Trek movie there tonight. Just because.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 13,2013 3:45 pm || Up

      More importantly, are you coming to the Star Trek-themed fireworks ballgame on Saturday? Because Tailgate!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • nevermoor May 13,2013 8:26 pm || Up

      Sorry I missed this. L’ardoise Bistro is A+.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • the llama May 13,2013 8:38 pm || Up

        Too late :( pizza at Marcello’s was good though.

    • DFA May 13,2013 10:53 pm || Up

      Super duper has awesome burgers!

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  22. AV May 13,2013 3:32 pm
    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • ptbnl May 13,2013 3:44 pm || Up

      2nd only to the Yankees as a fraction of total salary.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.

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