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The Lounge where it’s much too late for goodbyes. 315

Wait…did I just quote a Julian Lennon song in the lounge title? Yep, and I did it while wearing a Stella McCartney dress.

Come lounge away…

315 thoughts on “The Lounge where it’s much too late for goodbyes.

  1. Bed Apr 26,2013 2:44 pm

    I’m glad to see Oz is healthy enough to be back with us, Free Kraut is better place when he’s on it.

    But seriously, folks....
  2. Bed Apr 26,2013 2:46 pm

    If you could please post louder today…I can’t hear out of my left ear. I blame The Oak Ridge Boys.

    But seriously, folks....
  3. Bed Apr 26,2013 2:49 pm

    I can’t wait for all the “experts” whose mock 1st round drafts were wrong yesterday to be wrong with their 2nd round mock drafts today.

    But seriously, folks....
    • ozzman99 Apr 26,2013 3:52 pm || Up

      I got up today and checked to see what time the draft resumed. NFL.com said that pre-day 2 draft coverage would begin at 1pm EDT. I figured, “Ok, the draft will probably continue around 2 or 3 pm.” Weird, but whatever. No, they feel the need to broadcast 5 1/2 hours of this stuff. How much can there possibly be to say?

  4. Bed Apr 26,2013 2:54 pm

    If the Raiders take a QB in the second round I’m going to kill myself…or at least kill one of my personalities…maybe I’ll kill Buddy, guy just sits around drinking beer all day anyways.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Bed Apr 26,2013 3:07 pm || Up

      Buddy don’t like it when other Buddy posts about killing Buddy.

      But seriously, folks....
    • ozzman99 Apr 26,2013 3:52 pm || Up

      You’re gonna kill Buddy Guy?

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 26,2013 4:53 pm || Up

        I bet his left eye gets to jumpin.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  5. Bed Apr 26,2013 2:56 pm

    Signs Bed has run out of food related questions…he asks whether people like 1% or 2% milk.

    But seriously, folks....
    • PDXAthleticsfan Apr 26,2013 2:59 pm || Up

      Default is nonfat, unless we happen to head to Costco, in which case we drink the Kirkland 1%. The Spawn both drink whole milk.

      A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
    • dmoas Apr 26,2013 3:24 pm || Up

      I prefer 2% but drink non-fat.

    • ozzman99 Apr 26,2013 3:52 pm || Up

      Whole or 2%.

    • AV Apr 26,2013 4:15 pm || Up

      no. i don’t.

      i do like milk though.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • DFA Apr 26,2013 5:14 pm || Up

      Whole milk…. anything else is white water.

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • Bed Apr 26,2013 10:07 pm || Up

      Hmm…and people actually answered that.

      But seriously, folks....
    • AV Apr 29,2013 11:07 am || Up

      oh, the color-associative repercussions… just got into a debate about whether the “natural” color of milk packaging is blue or red/orange. to me blue says milk… of magnesia. to him red says carton of coca-cola or budweiser. when we googled it, it was obvious, i buy whole and he buys lowfat.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  6. Bed Apr 26,2013 3:06 pm

    Has anyone seen the “science test” posted on Andrew Sullivan’s blog? It’s hysterical or scary depending on your point of view.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Bed Apr 26,2013 3:12 pm || Up

      I tried to post a picture and then a link…I failed you, America.

      But seriously, folks....
      • PDXAthleticsfan Apr 26,2013 3:25 pm || Up

        A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
        • AV Apr 26,2013 3:29 pm || Up
          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • dmoas Apr 26,2013 3:36 pm || Up

            Next time someone tells me the Earth is only 4000 years old I intend to reply “Were you there?!”

            • AV Apr 26,2013 3:47 pm || Up

              funny. i have the same question saved for when they tell me they crucified my lord / laid him in the tomb / rolled away the stone.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • ozzman99 Apr 26,2013 3:53 pm || Up

                Are you people beginning to understand why I have to get out of SC?

                • dmoas Apr 26,2013 4:01 pm || Up

                  Beginning? We knew that before you ever got to SC.

                • ozzman99 Apr 26,2013 4:11 pm || Up

                  Well, thanks for the warning!

            • elcroata Apr 27,2013 12:21 am || Up

              So, was anybody at the Coliseum last night?

              Because survival is insufficient
              • DFA Apr 27,2013 9:09 am || Up

                I was

                In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2013 10:05 am || Up

                The Coliseum only seems like it’s 4000 years old.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  7. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 26,2013 3:10 pm

    I am posting in a FK Lounge, from the physical therapy office, having my shoulder iced, while the radio plays The Hustle. Go A’s.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Bed Apr 26,2013 3:13 pm || Up

      When the radio plays The Hustle that’s my cue to leave…and GO DANCING!…(Bed awkwardly does The Hustle)

      But seriously, folks....
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 26,2013 3:35 pm || Up

        Of the many moments of embarassment small and large that elementary and junior high school included, being forced to learn and perform The Hustle in PE class is very close to the top.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • PDXAthleticsfan Apr 26,2013 3:39 pm || Up

          I’m pretty sure there are about 10 women with disfigured toes from our freshman unit on ballroom dancing.

          A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
        • Ice Cream Apr 26,2013 5:25 pm || Up

          Eggbeater!

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          Where is the good in "good-bye"?
  8. Bed Apr 26,2013 3:16 pm

    15-Love…Boris Becker still on serve.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 26,2013 3:20 pm || Up

      I loved Boris Becker. Remember when he gave himself a haircut during a match against Lendl at Wimbledon? One of my favorite childhood sports memories.

  9. Bed Apr 26,2013 3:20 pm

    I stopped by the store on the way home from work and in line I was lucky enough to see one of the tabloids with a picture of Michael Jackson’s corpse on it…I miss when they talked more about Jennifer Aniston’s boobs.

    But seriously, folks....
    • AV Apr 26,2013 3:31 pm || Up

      funny thing is, MJ’s corpse is probably whiter than her boobs. though her boobs probably have a better nose.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  10. Bed Apr 26,2013 3:23 pm

    Okay, I’m going to go cook dinner and by cook dinner I mean watch my wife order a pizza.

    But seriously, folks....
    • dmoas Apr 26,2013 3:27 pm || Up

      oh yeah, baby. Dial that number reeeal good. yeah, that’s right… you wait on hold. Oooooh, hold the bell peppers, you’re a dirty, dirty girl… ready in 45 minutes… oooh… yeah….

  11. ozzman99 Apr 26,2013 3:55 pm

    Another sign I need to get out of this God-forsaken shit hole of a state: people actually site infowars as a source of information.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 26,2013 3:58 pm || Up

      Oh dear.

      • ozzman99 Apr 26,2013 4:00 pm || Up

        Critical thinking is such a crucial life skill.

        • dmoas Apr 26,2013 4:07 pm || Up

          Critical thinking? That’s liberal hippie talk!

          • ozzman99 Apr 26,2013 4:13 pm || Up

            Readin’, writin’, and ‘rithmetic! That’s all kids need!

            • AV Apr 26,2013 4:30 pm || Up

              here’s a visual representation of me in 5th grade, about two seconds after i asked what the three Rs, which the teacher kept referring to as the basis of a good education, stood for.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Glorious Mundy Apr 26,2013 4:32 pm || Up

              You forgot shootin’, fearin’, and hatin’.

              Also, readin’ is dangerous. Take that one off.

              • ozzman99 Apr 26,2013 4:41 pm || Up

                No joke, my ex had a gun safety class in junior high in Louisiana.

                • Glorious Mundy Apr 26,2013 4:43 pm || Up

                  That’s a good idea considering the number of guns those kids are probably around.

                • ozzman99 Apr 26,2013 4:46 pm || Up

                  Maybe. They also had a bowling class. No joke, they’d get on a bus and go the bowling alley every day.

  12. Soaker Apr 26,2013 4:02 pm

    First FK post from the new Cabin Soaker in Stateline/Zephyr Cove. I won’t be on line this weekend due to all the moving so how about trying to win a game for a change?

    One thing that’s not new at Cabin Soaker is the furnace. The plumber who serviced that and the water heater informs me that the furnace is a 1976 model. That’s not something you want crapping out in December or January, so I guess that jumps in line in front of the deck upgrade. Overall the place is in decent shape though and how great will it be, knowing that I lived up here before and thoroughly enjoyed it, and knowing that I’ve been down in the desert for the last couple years, and even though that’s only about 25 miles away, but with such big differences, and even knowing sometimes you have to deal with many feet of snow, how great it will be to be back in the mountains.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • dmoas Apr 26,2013 4:08 pm || Up

      Oh wait, you moved into the new place? Yay!!

    • ozzman99 Apr 26,2013 4:14 pm || Up

      So when’s the housewarming? (Disclaimer: no pun was, or ever is, intended.)

    • Ice Cream Apr 26,2013 5:17 pm || Up

      Congrats!

      Where is the good in "good-bye"?
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 26,2013 5:55 pm || Up

      I like the way you delivered that last sentence Ray Fosse-style.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • PDXAthleticsfan Apr 26,2013 9:13 pm || Up

        Yes. Beautifully done.

        A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
    • Future Ed Apr 26,2013 6:33 pm || Up

      nice

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 12:41 pm || Up

      Congrats.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 28,2013 6:55 pm || Up

      Excellent!

  13. batgirl Apr 26,2013 4:27 pm

    I love the sound of this Raiders pick. Mike Mayock “I love his upside, but folks, this guy has no idea what he’s doing out there…”

    • andeux Apr 26,2013 4:36 pm || Up

      A Brit, only been playing American football for two years apparently. Yeah, sounds like a Raider pick.

      TINSTAAFK
  14. Glorious Mundy Apr 26,2013 4:36 pm

    Anybody want my PTBNL tickets for tomorrow’s game for the low, low price of on the house?

    • AV Apr 26,2013 4:40 pm || Up

      SHUT. UP.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 26,2013 4:44 pm || Up

        (Seriously though, do you want them?)

        • AV Apr 26,2013 4:48 pm || Up

          it creates a moral conflict. i considered them at full price but didn’t think i had the time to enjoy every last second of the game and meet my friend for dinner at 4:30 in SF.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Glorious Mundy Apr 26,2013 4:51 pm || Up

            Ha! There’s no moral problem on my end. I’m the one who stupidly bought the tickets for a day I ended up triple-booked. Go with my blessing, hope for A.J. Griffin to turn into Mark Mulder for a day, and say hi to Reggie for me.

            • AV Apr 26,2013 4:53 pm || Up

              FB’d you…

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  15. ozzman99 Apr 26,2013 4:47 pm

    Hey AV, I saw that article floating around FB about the person who lost access to all her info on Google, and she gave you an image credit at the end. You’re FKing famous!

    • AV Apr 26,2013 4:50 pm || Up

      worlds colliding!

      yeah, that was a spur of the moment graphic. when slate picked up the article, they changed the image.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  16. ozzman99 Apr 26,2013 6:03 pm

    God damn you, 49ers. Vance McDonald is from the same tiny Texas town as Ozz(ex)wife.

    • Bed Apr 26,2013 10:10 pm || Up

      That seems like a good reason for you to become a Raiders fan…you to can enjoy all those games we’re going to win…uh, sometime in the future.

      But seriously, folks....
      • ozzman99 Apr 26,2013 11:47 pm || Up

        Being a Raiders non-hater was a surprising and easy change to make. But a fan? I’m not sure even I can do that.

        • Bed Apr 28,2013 11:57 am || Up

          I wonder how many people actually switch teams in their 30’s? I became a Raiders fan at birth basically, I can’t even fathom rooting for another NFL team.

          But seriously, folks....
          • doctorK Apr 28,2013 1:38 pm || Up

            I have come up with a simple ranking system:
            1: Raiders
            2-31:
            32: Everybody else (with certain teams given especially low status, like the Donkeys, Chefs, and Chargers)

          • ozzman99 Apr 28,2013 6:48 pm || Up

            The only way I could see not being a 49ers fan is if it turned out they were funding the American Nazi Party or something.

            • dmoas Apr 28,2013 6:53 pm || Up

              Um… I hate to be the one to tell you this…

              • ozzman99 Apr 28,2013 6:57 pm || Up

                So… is that why Harbaugh calls it the Heil Mary?

                • dmoas Apr 28,2013 7:04 pm || Up

                  and you never hear the original version of “Who’s got it better than us.”

                • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 7:16 pm || Up

                  “Jews got it better than us!”

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • dmoas Apr 28,2013 7:17 pm || Up

                  “Nooooooooooooo way Buddy!!”

                • ozzman99 Apr 28,2013 8:23 pm || Up

                  How sad that if anyone searched for 49ers and Nazi, this would never appear in their results.

  17. Jennifer Apr 26,2013 6:55 pm

    Can you become used to vomit?

    • Future Ed Apr 26,2013 7:02 pm || Up

      you can’t dust for it.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ozzman99 Apr 26,2013 11:47 pm || Up

      Doing it, smelling it, cleaning it, or eating it?

  18. Ice Cream Apr 26,2013 7:26 pm

    Jennifer–do you and Sharon keep in touch? You two were one of the many best things about classic **.

    Where is the good in "good-bye"?
  19. Bed Apr 26,2013 10:14 pm

    My posts in this lounge make more sense if you read them in the voice of Brent Musburger.

    But seriously, folks....
    • DFA Apr 26,2013 11:37 pm || Up

      whose 20 year younger gf are you going to hit on?

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • Future Ed Apr 27,2013 7:58 am || Up

        that mght be a crime or something

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  20. nobody in particular Apr 26,2013 11:02 pm

    Well, at least the W’s got the W.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 4:05 pm || Up

      That was a fun game

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  21. AV Apr 27,2013 10:26 am

    lol messi. in a good way.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Apr 27,2013 11:28 pm || Up

      the color commentator just loses his words and starts going “dejáte de joder. dejáte de joder.” (sorta like VC just sees the HR of his life and can’t say anything but, get the fuck out of here, get the fuck out of here.)

      http://www.clarin.com/deportes/Ath-Bilbao-Barcelona_3_908939105.html

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • ptbnl Apr 27,2013 11:52 pm || Up

        Un-FKing-believable.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • elcroata Apr 28,2013 1:22 am || Up

        awesome. extra points for it being against bilbao

        Because survival is insufficient
      • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 28,2013 8:08 pm || Up

        Wow. He barely needs a team

  22. AV Apr 27,2013 11:09 am

    white shoes. green socks. short white shorts. and that’s all the warning i’m giving you.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  23. Future Ed Apr 27,2013 11:17 am

    Gak I can’t get that song out of my head now.

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    ahh, THAT’s better

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Apr 27,2013 11:17 am || Up

      bummer. you get the idea

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2013 11:45 am || Up

      As much as I like the Beatles, I hate everything Wings did ever.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Apr 27,2013 12:07 pm || Up

        in the 90s you could go to certain places and get cassettes of any length you desired. I thought it would be funny to make a tape with 3 songs on either side (the same songs on both). Ear worms to prank my roommate and his girlfriend as we drove from our place in LA to las vegas. hang fire by the rolling stones, Wot? by captain sensible and something else.

        Backfired on me as they loved it and listen to it for about an hour

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  24. Bed Apr 27,2013 6:08 pm

    Here’s hoping Tyler Wilson is a hell of a lot better than the last QB named Wilson we drafted. We’re a fullback away from perhaps having an all Razorbacks backfield.

    But seriously, folks....
  25. Bed Apr 27,2013 6:10 pm

    This is what Raiders head coach Dennis Allen had to say about the players drafted…”They’re football players and I’m a football coach which is good because we’re a football team that plays football in the National Football League.”

    But seriously, folks....
    • ozzman99 Apr 27,2013 10:56 pm || Up

      I’m pretty happy with the 49ers draft.

      • Bed Apr 28,2013 11:55 am || Up

        Well, I hope it works for your guys. It’s so hard to know how a draft class is going to work out. The NFC West has very quickly become quite the glamour division. The 49ers/Seahawks games should be epic next year…probably almost as good as Chiefs/Raiders games.

        But seriously, folks....
        • ozzman99 Apr 28,2013 6:51 pm || Up

          The Rams are looking much improved too. It’s shaping up to be a hell of a division.

      • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 4:09 pm || Up

        Successful or not, I’m a BIG fan of the very-talented-but-injured strategy.

        I don’t care a bit if Lattimore is on IR this year. Dude could be Frank Gore 2.0 when we need him.

        The only think I didn’t love was that I would have loved to see a few more of the 3rd-day picks banked for next year

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • ozzman99 Apr 28,2013 6:53 pm || Up

          That would’ve been nice. Love the Lattimore pick. My only (minor) disappointment was that I thought they should’ve grabbed Floyd at 18 and hoped for Reid to slide to the top of the 2nd round. If he didn’t, there were other options.

          • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 7:17 pm || Up

            I dunno. Reid looked like our targeted guy (or him/Vaccaro), so I don’t mind giving up a 3.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • ozzman99 Apr 28,2013 8:26 pm || Up

              Like I said, it’s a minor disappointment. But Floyd would make a great anchor for the DL for years, and they still could’ve landed a good FS. Just maybe not Reid, assuming he was off the board by the time their next pick came up. Baalke does a great job of reading other teams, I think. He moves up and down the board well, getting the guys he wants while maximizing the value of his draft slots.

              • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 10:30 pm || Up

                Time will tell. I’m excited about Tank though.

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • ozzman99 Apr 28,2013 11:55 pm || Up

                  Yes, Tank was another great choice. I also like that TE, McDonald. Not that I follow college FB much.

              • MikeV Apr 29,2013 8:01 am || Up

                But they’re going to trade up to get Clowney next year. They don’t need Floyd.

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

                • ozzman99 Apr 29,2013 11:08 am || Up

                  I like the way you think, sir.

                • MikeV Apr 29,2013 11:12 am || Up

                  I wonder what it would take to get the #1 pick.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • andeux Apr 29,2013 11:15 am || Up

                  SF could try losing all their games.

                  TINSTAAFK
                • nevermoor Apr 29,2013 1:55 pm || Up

                  We could try, but the Astros wouldn’t let us.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • ozzman99 Apr 29,2013 12:19 pm || Up

                  Too much?

    • ozzman99 Apr 27,2013 10:56 pm || Up

      Hi. Did you remember to bring the donuts?

  26. Soaker Apr 27,2013 7:01 pm

    Hauling heavy furniture and boxes up a couple flights of stairs at 6500′ elevation is taxing to say the least. My lower back is also informing me that this was the final move using friends rather than professionals. It could be snowing in late April (I remember one Bay Area move, driving the unfamiliar rental truck during an absolute monsoon) but the weather is just perfect today. Close of ski season –> Memorial Day is Locals Only month at Tahoe, great time to be around if winter has ended early.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Apr 27,2013 7:06 pm || Up

      and it was a good day to miss the game. Cespedes tomorrow

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Englishmajor Apr 27,2013 9:45 pm || Up

      i remember one time I moved on May 1, thinking surely that was past the rainy season. It poured. My apartment smelled like wet cardboard for months.

    • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 4:10 pm || Up

      Greatest move of my life was Chicago -> SF since the firm did the relocation. Movers are damn nice.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2013 5:55 pm || Up

        As a military kid I saw a whole lot of movers. About 75% of the experiences were great, but not all of ’em.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • colin Apr 28,2013 6:00 pm || Up

          My Chicago->Cambridge movers were pretty bad. In hindsight, I made some bad choices when setting up that move.

        • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 7:19 pm || Up

          I’m jealous of military movers. My (now ex-)military friend got fantastic movers, and they’d move EVERYTHING (including his car).

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  27. Bed Apr 27,2013 7:23 pm

    I had a very productive day of putting in ear medicine, eating corn chips and napping on the couch with my daughter.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Jennifer Apr 27,2013 7:30 pm || Up

      I am jealous.

      • Bed Apr 27,2013 8:23 pm || Up

        If it wasn’t for the bum ear it would have been a really nice day.

        But seriously, folks....
        • Jennifer Apr 27,2013 8:28 pm || Up

          I’m always the baby torturer at work. :-(

          • ptbnl Apr 27,2013 8:29 pm || Up

            It’s a tough job, but someone has to do it.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • Jennifer Apr 27,2013 8:45 pm || Up

              This may sound weird, but I always make sure to snuggle the kid for a little bit after I finish torturing them

              • Bed Apr 27,2013 8:47 pm || Up

                Since I was torturing myself I made sure to give myself a good self hug…and by self hug I mean…well, you folks can probably figure it out.

                But seriously, folks....
          • Bed Apr 27,2013 8:30 pm || Up

            Well, in this case I’m the baby.

            But seriously, folks....
          • ozzman99 Apr 27,2013 10:58 pm || Up

            When I used to volunteer at the baby hospital, I got a reputation as the guy who could get any baby to go down for a nap, no matter how fussy. Baby won’t sleep? No problem, give ’em to Ozz.

            • Bed Apr 28,2013 11:53 am || Up

              Oz: He can put babes to sleep.

              But seriously, folks....
            • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 4:11 pm || Up

              Would you like a job?

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • ozzman99 Apr 28,2013 6:53 pm || Up

                Very much so.

                • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 7:20 pm || Up

                  Can you be here in 5 minutes?

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • ozzman99 Apr 28,2013 8:26 pm || Up

                  Unlikely. How about June 21st or so?

                • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 10:30 pm || Up

                  Hopefully she’ll be asleep by then

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • ozzman99 Apr 28,2013 11:55 pm || Up

                  That would be ideal. You could UPS her to me before that, if she’s still awake in a couple days.

                • nevermoor Apr 29,2013 1:55 pm || Up

                  Dear government observers: this chain was a joke, and no one has any intention of mailing anyone anywhere.

                  (anymore)

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • ptbnl Apr 29,2013 2:12 pm || Up

                  There were a couple of children mailed early in the history of the US postal service, because sticking them in the mail car with a stamp on was cheaper than buying them a proper seat on the train.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • dmoas Apr 29,2013 2:19 pm || Up

                  Snerk. Probably still is.

                • ptbnl Apr 29,2013 2:43 pm || Up

                  That’s why they made it illegal.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • AV Apr 29,2013 2:45 pm || Up

                  if human mail is criminalized only criminals will send human mail!

                  http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7730018.stm

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • ozzman99 Apr 27,2013 10:57 pm || Up

        Don’t be jealous, corn chips are overrated.

        • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 4:11 pm || Up

          …but salsa isn’t

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • dmoas Apr 28,2013 4:13 pm || Up

            It’s very overrated.

            • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 4:31 pm || Up

              Not the real stuff.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • Bed Apr 28,2013 4:35 pm || Up

                I love homemade salsa or the stuff in a really good Mexican restaurant.

                But seriously, folks....
                • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 4:46 pm || Up

                  There are some damn good brands around here too. (e.g. http://www.yelp.com/biz/robertos-of-santa-cruz-watsonville)

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Bed Apr 28,2013 4:53 pm || Up

                  Once the weather starts turning warm I whip of a bunch of my homemade garlic salsa. It’s addictive stuff.

                  But seriously, folks....
          • ozzman99 Apr 28,2013 6:54 pm || Up

            Guaca-pico.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2013 8:01 pm || Up

      Bird watching hike with son’s science teacher, chorus performance by daughter. In an hour I’m going to start watching the new season of the Borgias.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • ptbnl Apr 27,2013 8:13 pm || Up

      Back from a couple of days in Big Sur, worked on the first of 3 talks I’m giving in the next 3 weeks, went swimming with Lily, “House of Cards” tonight.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2013 8:15 pm || Up

        Love Big Sur, where’d ya stay?

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • ptbnl Apr 27,2013 8:25 pm || Up

          In the past we’ve camped rough hidden behind a rocky outcrop in the Pacific Valley.

          This time – with Lily + friends – we spent a day there and then did a Motel 6 in Marina to be up in time to go Blue Ocean whale watching from Moss Landing. Saw harbour porpoises, a pod of Risso’s dolphins, 4 humpback whales and an elephant seal.

          There’s also a new brewery just south of Pescadero that had some fantastic beers (the Rock Queen overhopped pale ale especially).

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2013 8:43 pm || Up

            Sounds lovely. I thought whale watching places all had a minimum age requirement of like 12 years old…not so?

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • ptbnl Apr 27,2013 8:49 pm || Up

              No – under 17s are required to wear life-jackets and aren’t allowed on the roof deck.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • elcroata Apr 28,2013 1:26 am || Up

                bookmarked

                Because survival is insufficient
                • colin Apr 28,2013 5:55 am || Up

                  You have to do some whale watching when you’re in NZ. I hear that it is fantastic.

          • beebo Apr 27,2013 8:48 pm || Up

            Nice. I wanted to visit that brewery when I was in those parts a few weeks ago.

            • ptbnl Apr 27,2013 8:55 pm || Up

              Their India pale ale (1PA) was off, but they do a well-hopped pale ale (Rock Queen) that was exceptional. We had pints of that and a sampler of the others, which were all good (even the French Mexican War with jalapenos), if not my personal preference.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 4:13 pm || Up

          Major rec for this place: http://www.lucialodge.com/

          Mrs. N and I stayed there on an anniversary. Rooms are rustic but so much ocean.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2013 5:59 pm || Up

            I’ve stayed there. Spectacular cliffside location. If you’re ever looking for a similar perch up north I highly recommend the Albion River Inn.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 7:23 pm || Up

              Looks beautiful. We do need to wind our way up HW1 one of these days

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 28,2013 8:11 pm || Up

        I’m watching House of Cards now. It’s fun

  28. Bed Apr 27,2013 7:25 pm

    Would you rather learn to fly a helicopter or a plane?

    But seriously, folks....
    • Future Ed Apr 27,2013 7:35 pm || Up

      plane. Helicopter can’t go anywhere a car can’t

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Bed Apr 27,2013 8:17 pm || Up

        I don’t think you’re taking into account the fact that Airwolf was a helicopter.

        But seriously, folks....
      • elcroata Apr 28,2013 1:26 am || Up

        skiers disagree

        Because survival is insufficient
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2013 8:06 pm || Up

      Yeah, plane. Trips to places like Seattle or the Grand Canyon become more doable.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • ozzman99 Apr 27,2013 10:59 pm || Up

      I’ll be the rebel. I’d like to learn to fly a helicopter. I could fly slow around the city. If I wanna go far, I can buy a plane ticket.

    • ptbnl Apr 27,2013 11:55 pm || Up

      Glider

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • oblique Apr 29,2013 1:47 pm || Up

      I guess I have to answer “plane” since I’ve done that but not the other. But my instructor did take me up in a 2-person helicopter once, and it was awesome.

    • DFA Apr 29,2013 2:32 pm || Up

      helocopters are much more dangerous. Plane

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  29. Jennifer Apr 27,2013 7:38 pm

    It feels like my work is paying off.

    • Jennifer Apr 27,2013 7:40 pm || Up

      I felt beneficial today.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2013 8:02 pm || Up

      Yeah, every once in awhile those patients have valuable stuff in their pockets.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Jennifer Apr 27,2013 8:06 pm || Up

        Testicles?

      • ozzman99 Apr 27,2013 11:00 pm || Up

        Dude, that is so low. Stealing from patients is unbelievably horrible. That’s what morgues are for.

  30. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2013 8:03 pm

    My internet service is getting progressively worse. What’s more likely: failing modem, failing router, home phone wiring, other device interference, or AT&T?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Apr 27,2013 8:16 pm || Up

      we changed modems. and routers twice, then changed from Astound cable to sonic.net dsl (uses att) and everything now is much much better

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • ptbnl Apr 27,2013 8:26 pm || Up

        I though Sonic had a lot of their own fibre.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Future Ed Apr 27,2013 10:11 pm || Up

          maybe. I dunno, I just assumed because they made us get an att phone number

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 4:17 pm || Up

          Only in a few cities.

          Easy test for FSU is to plug something directly into the modem and run a speed test. If that test is good, it’s your router. Otherwise, the test for device interference is to try different distances (because your router shouldn’t really face interference a few inches away).

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • ptbnl Apr 27,2013 8:17 pm || Up

      AT&T.

      We changed to Sonic, as others have advised, and have been delighted.

      It cut our phone/internet bills by $100/month, there’s immediately a real person to talk to with any problems, and they’re giving a free hour a month of phone calls to one country in each continent that happen to include the UK and Australia.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2013 8:48 pm || Up

        Is the phone a conventional landline service, ie 911-able?

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • andeux Apr 27,2013 8:50 pm || Up

          Yes.

          TINSTAAFK
        • ptbnl Apr 27,2013 8:56 pm || Up

          Yes – local, long-distance and international land-line.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2013 9:06 pm || Up

            I should just change, been saying that for like two years now, I’m just so damn lazy when it comes to shit like this.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • ptbnl Apr 27,2013 9:24 pm || Up

              Yeah – that’s about how long it took us (just in time to miss the original use-your-own-modem deal, and have to rent one from Sonic for $6/month instead).

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 4:21 pm || Up

                Best part: we called on EASTER last year, real technician picked up on the second ring and fixed our problem in 5 minutes.

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • elcroata Apr 28,2013 1:27 am || Up

      yes

      Because survival is insufficient
    • colin Apr 28,2013 5:58 am || Up

      What’s the failure mode?

      Also, if you take ptbnl’s advice and switch providers, then they will come in with all new equipment, so then it doesn’t really matter which part was causing the problems.

  31. Bed Apr 27,2013 8:19 pm

    It’s weird outside…there are low clouds and fog and the lights of the city are making the sky look dark red.

    But seriously, folks....
  32. Bed Apr 27,2013 8:34 pm

    I’m starting to think I made a mistake when I made that deal with the Devil for a Klondike Bar.

    But seriously, folks....
  33. Bed Apr 27,2013 8:35 pm

    I’m a real man…I only cry when I’m chopping onions or watching Field of Dreams.

    But seriously, folks....
  34. Bed Apr 27,2013 8:37 pm

    You know I get the feeling when Melissa Etheridge sings Come To My Window that she isn’t talking to me.

    But seriously, folks....
  35. Bed Apr 27,2013 8:39 pm

    Little known fact…The Magna Carta is actually just an old TV Guide.

    But seriously, folks....
  36. Bed Apr 27,2013 8:40 pm

    Guys, if you really want to impress the ladies take your mom with you on every first date.

    But seriously, folks....
  37. Bed Apr 27,2013 8:43 pm

    I’ll never forget that time I did blow for the first time with Tipper Gore. She just ran around the house putting M for Mature ratings on all my CD’s.

    But seriously, folks....
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2013 8:49 pm || Up

      I remember many years ago when Dennis Miller was still funny he had Al Gore on his talk show, and the very first question was “So, who rolled a tighter joint, you or Tipper?”

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Bed Apr 27,2013 8:51 pm || Up

        80’s and 90’s Dennis Miller is kind of a personal comedy hero….current Dennis Miller makes me very sad.

        But seriously, folks....
        • Soaker Apr 27,2013 8:59 pm || Up

          His disastrous stint on MNF seemed to change him, and not for the better.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Bed Apr 27,2013 9:01 pm || Up

            I think you’re right…he really was never the same.

            But seriously, folks....
            • ozzman99 Apr 27,2013 11:03 pm || Up

              He was a bad choice for that show.

              • Bed Apr 28,2013 11:52 am || Up

                Bad and bizarre…I thought a couple of his openings were funny but during the game he was just in the way. I liked Fouts on that team and I like him with Ian Eagle on AFC Games on CBS now, he’s loose and doesn’t take himself seriously and unlike a lot of the announcers he was actually a legit great player…I’m looking at you Solomon Wilcots.

                But seriously, folks....
                • ozzman99 Apr 28,2013 6:55 pm || Up

                  Superman never made any money,
                  Saving the world from Solomon… oh, never mind. Wrong guy.

                • dmoas Apr 28,2013 7:05 pm || Up

                  Imagine if Clark Kent’s day job was working for **.

                • ozzman99 Apr 28,2013 8:28 pm || Up

                  Clark would never work for Evil.

    • Ice Cream Apr 27,2013 8:51 pm || Up

      Tipper? I hardly knew her.

      Where is the good in "good-bye"?
      • Bed Apr 27,2013 9:02 pm || Up

        Al talking dirty to Tipper…”I want to open your lock…..box.

        But seriously, folks....
        • Bed Apr 27,2013 9:03 pm || Up

          Al Gore could talk anyone into bed…of course they immediately go to sleep.

          But seriously, folks....
          • Ice Cream Apr 27,2013 9:14 pm || Up

            Not if they notice when one of his testicles start to heat up and emit an eerie soft light. That’ll keep ’em up all night, worrying.

            That’s right.

            Glow ball warming.

            Where is the good in "good-bye"?
            • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2013 9:20 pm || Up

              Groan.

              On a related note, after 10 minutes of early Derby research I’m intrigued by Overanalyze.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
              • Ice Cream Apr 27,2013 9:30 pm || Up

                I have yet to handicap the Derby but I will get into it later this week after the post positions are drawn. Seems there is a fair amount of early speed which may set it up for a stalker or closer. After your impressive score two years ago, I look forward to your picks.

                Where is the good in "good-bye"?
                • Bed Apr 27,2013 9:31 pm || Up

                  I’m picking a horse to win this year.

                  But seriously, folks....
                • Ice Cream Apr 27,2013 9:36 pm || Up

                  Sorry. Your steed must have a rider on its back or it can not win.

                  Where is the good in "good-bye"?
            • Bed Apr 27,2013 9:21 pm || Up

              FOX News has already come and said this is a hoax.

              But seriously, folks....
      • ozzman99 Apr 27,2013 11:04 pm || Up

        If Tipper lost a leg, she could live up to her name.

        • Englishmajor Apr 28,2013 7:02 pm || Up

          “Tipper”, she said, and tip ‘er I did, I’ll never work there any more?

  38. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2013 8:50 pm

    Alien: Why send Harry Dean Stanton to find the cat? Why?!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • colin Apr 28,2013 6:01 am || Up

      It’s the engineer code. Not many people have a code to live by anymore.

  39. Bed Apr 27,2013 9:07 pm

    I’m a simple man…all I want is some sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.

    But seriously, folks....
    • AV Apr 27,2013 11:00 pm || Up

      you’re so overthinking that.

      http://www.lazertits.com

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Apr 27,2013 11:00 pm || Up

        TOTALLY NSFW BTW!!! OK?

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  40. Bed Apr 27,2013 9:08 pm

    Raiders head coach Dennis Allen on drinking a glass of milk…” I like milk because I’m a milk drinker who likes to drink milk while drinking milk in the National Milk Drinking League.

    But seriously, folks....
  41. Bed Apr 27,2013 9:14 pm

    It’s time to get busy living or get busy cliff diving.

    But seriously, folks....
  42. Bed Apr 27,2013 9:19 pm

    So it turns out the Dan Quayle Vice Presidential Library is just a Pizza Hut in downtown Indianapolis.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Ice Cream Apr 27,2013 9:24 pm || Up

      Aren’t you forgetting the “e” at the end of “pizza”?

      Where is the good in "good-bye"?
  43. Bed Apr 27,2013 9:34 pm

    Hmm…let’s see I buried the money here and the bodies over here…or is it the bodies here and the money over there?

    But seriously, folks....
  44. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2013 9:48 pm

    Man, I’m beat. Good night FKers. Let’s get a win tomorrow.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • ptbnl Apr 27,2013 11:24 pm || Up

      Just for the novelty of it.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • andeux Apr 28,2013 9:18 am || Up

        I have the front-row seats for today. Cespedes is on the tickets. Good omen.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Future Ed Apr 28,2013 9:35 am || Up

          pattern is lose 4 then win one, right?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 28,2013 8:23 pm || Up

            I liked the lose two win nine pattern better.

            • Future Ed Apr 28,2013 8:26 pm || Up

              so lose 4 win 18?

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • ozzman99 Apr 28,2013 8:30 pm || Up

                Can we go for lose 6, win 27? Might as well set the all-time win streak record.

  45. ptbnl Apr 28,2013 12:12 am

    In a bid to bring bipartisanship at least to some corner of US political life, the man now being charged with the recent Sarin letters had previously run for office both as a democrat and as a republican.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • andeux Apr 28,2013 9:18 am || Up

      Ricin. Sarin is much more toxic, and comes in the form of either a gas or a vice-presidential candidate.

      TINSTAAFK
      • ptbnl Apr 28,2013 9:39 am || Up

        D’oh! Late-night posting FTL.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  46. nevermoor Apr 28,2013 4:34 pm

    Anyone have any connections at Cobbs Comedy Club? Friend I’ve been trying to connect with invited me to this (http://cobbscomedyclub.com/event/1C004A72E85A53B6), and naturally it is now sold out.

    I figure you FKers might either know a guy who knows a guy, or have suggestions for alternate purchasing routes.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • colin Apr 28,2013 6:01 pm || Up

      I think my brother-in-law’s buddy from college works there. It’s a pretty strained connection, but I can check it out.

      • nevermoor Apr 28,2013 7:26 pm || Up

        Thanks.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • colin Apr 29,2013 9:54 am || Up

          My brother-in-law’s friend doesn’t have any tickets connection, but this is his suggestion:

          If its just a couple, I would get there half an hour before showtime and wait in the standby line. He’s pretty much guaranteed to get in because at least a few people won’t show up. He’ll probably get in no later than 10 minutes after showtime. The seats will probably not be that great though.

          If they guy you are meeting already has a ticket, then he might be able to hold a seat for you?

          • nevermoor Apr 29,2013 1:56 pm || Up

            Thanks. That’s definitely good info. And I suspect you’re right about holding seats.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • colin Apr 29,2013 5:22 am || Up

        For the Warriors fans of FK, this same brother-in-law has been putting out a Warriors-related podcast for a while now. It never really occurred to me to plug it here because I don’t pay attention to NBA and I have never listened to it. But it’s probably good! Check out http://nbahuddle.com

        • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2013 9:36 am || Up

          Thanks! Will check it out.

          • Glorious Mundy May 10,2013 4:30 pm || Up

            It’s good! Lots of swearing, which I appreciate.

            • Glorious Mundy May 10,2013 4:31 pm || Up

              Where that &*%@ing apostrophe came from I have no %^*!ing idea.

              • ptbnl May 10,2013 5:30 pm || Up

                What FKing apostrophe?

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • AV May 10,2013 5:40 pm || Up

                  that’s what you call edithing to get rid of lot’s whiff.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  47. Jennifer Apr 28,2013 5:51 pm

    This ER shit is hard.

  48. Bed Apr 28,2013 8:48 pm

    I don’t hate many things, but…one of the things I do hate is the Lakers, so I’m very happy to see them go down in flames.

    But seriously, folks....
  49. Bed Apr 28,2013 9:09 pm

    The good news is my left ear opened up, the bad news is one of those ear bugs from Star Trek II crawled out of it.

    But seriously, folks....
  50. Bed Apr 28,2013 9:16 pm

    No, wait…I’ve done that one already.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Bed Apr 28,2013 9:18 pm || Up

      Oh, then…hmm…no, I did this one already too.

      But seriously, folks....
      • Bed Apr 28,2013 9:18 pm || Up

        I got it…damn, I did this one back in 2010.

        But seriously, folks....
        • Bed Apr 28,2013 9:18 pm || Up

          Well, there’s really only one thing left to do.

          But seriously, folks....
          • Bed Apr 28,2013 9:19 pm || Up

            Bed Out! (Drops microphone and leaves the stage.)

            But seriously, folks....
  51. wacchampions Apr 28,2013 9:43 pm

    So the Warriors game was ok…

    • ozzman99 Apr 28,2013 11:58 pm || Up

      Shit. I still owe you money, don’t I? I’ll mail you a check this week, promise.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 29,2013 7:37 am || Up

      They are playing so well right now!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • nevermoor Apr 29,2013 1:57 pm || Up

        Hell, even I’m sorta kinda bandwagoning, and I usually only do that in Sharks playoff runs.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2013 9:37 am || Up

      We you there?? I’m so jealous. What a night.

  52. AV Apr 29,2013 9:39 am

    don’t have time to finish the SI article this morning, but so far so good, and applause: jason. collins.

    did have time to check out front pages: chron, check. tribune family, check. LA times, check. wapo, check. boston glob, check. NYT… tebow dumped, oh gosh! (<--yes, front page with pic. and published at the same time as the collins story.)

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2013 9:43 am || Up

      Collins dumped Tebow?

      • dmoas Apr 29,2013 9:44 am || Up

        Yes. Tebow refused to come out with him… er go out with him.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 29,2013 9:55 am || Up

        Everyone’s dumping Tebow, why should Collins be any different?

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • AV Apr 29,2013 10:01 am || Up

        this is the pic on the front page of the NYT. someone actively selected this image out of all the other ones available. yeah, it took me a second too.

        REACHAROUND!

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Apr 29,2013 5:35 pm || Up
      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  53. elcroata Apr 29,2013 1:24 pm

    It seems as Donald Lutz is being called up by the Reds, making him the first German who came up through German leagues to play in the MLB (if he gets a PA during his call-up). I used to play against his older brother (who now plays in Stuttgart).

    Because survival is insufficient
  54. MikeV Apr 29,2013 3:03 pm

    So the Kings are staying in Sac, twitter is telling me

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  55. Future Ed Apr 29,2013 3:10 pm

    Also, the internet tells me its WAC’s birthday. Happy birthday

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  56. nevermoor Apr 29,2013 3:46 pm
    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • dmoas Apr 29,2013 4:00 pm || Up

      When the fking NRA starts saying “Wooooh there” I think it should be pretty clear you’ve gone too far. Then again, the NRA is part of the conspiracy, after all they’re in bed with the ammo manufactures and fewer bullets means more money per bullet!

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2013 4:16 pm || Up

      Holy shit. That is FKing nutso even by GOP standards.

      • dmoas Apr 29,2013 4:25 pm || Up

        Really? Even by GOP standards? Conspiracy idiocy is their bread and butter. It makes me sad for Conservatives aren’t bat shit crazy to be represented by these dumbasses.

      • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 29,2013 4:55 pm || Up

        It sounds like an Onion headline.

  57. ptbnl Apr 29,2013 4:21 pm

    Went to SFO this morning for my GOES interview (fast-track through immigration), and halfway through the process the TSA agent looked up from her screen and said “You wear a lot of green shirts”.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • DFA Apr 29,2013 4:50 pm || Up

      Good to see that our members are observant.

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • Future Ed Apr 29,2013 4:51 pm || Up

      is this to say there is a database of pictures of people going through customs?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • ptbnl Apr 29,2013 7:43 pm || Up

        Immigration, but yes.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.

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