Hoping this also means Tebow will convert to Judaism — Spencer Ackerman (@attackerman) March 21, 2012 Crisp scratched from lineup. Gomes is in. #Athletics — Susan Slusser (@susanslusser) March 21, 2012 Hookers! Pirates! And now, mermaids! Melvin says that he has not settled on a first baseman or third baseman for Opening Night. #Athletics — ...