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  1. SPWC May 29,2012 10:13 am

    I still haven’t found the fridge key to bust out any fresh links, but I did find this thing in the deep cellar. It’s got a lot of preservatives in it; Maybe it’s still good.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  2. SPWC May 29,2012 10:16 am
    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • colin May 29,2012 11:08 am || Up

      When I was living in grad school, one of my roommates played some rec-league hockey. He usually drove to and from games, so hopefully he wasn’t getting too obliterated.

      • colin May 29,2012 11:09 am || Up

        Missing piece of information is that I was in grad school in Chicago… so he was either playing in this very rec league or else a similar one.

    • Englishmajor May 29,2012 11:42 am || Up

      I also liked this story linked on that page of Deadspin: World Celebrates As Gordon Ramsay Injured During Charity Soccer Match

      • beebo May 29,2012 11:54 am || Up

        I wasn’t wearing my glasses when the page loaded, so the first frame it shows before you play the video made me think that he ruptured a testicle or something. Darn.

      • Glorious Mundy May 29,2012 3:41 pm || Up

        Shearingham must have had some issue with Ramsey, judging by the way he raked his hand across the man’s face and nose after the hit.

  3. FreeSeatUpgrade May 29,2012 10:25 am
    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • SPWC May 29,2012 10:37 am || Up

      Modern technoritual done right

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  4. beebo May 29,2012 11:36 am

    No links? Well, here’s an old ass Jeff Buckley acoustic set, if that’s your thing.

  5. Englishmajor May 29,2012 11:54 am
    • Kylianna May 30,2012 11:57 pm || Up

      TRUE, true, and true.

      That is awesome and made me smile. <3

  6. Future Ed May 29,2012 12:27 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • dmoas May 29,2012 12:35 pm || Up

      Good. I kind of like their idea of the rotated ump and would probably prefer only disputed calls be overturned instead of simply stepping in, but this is perfectly fine. Now if only they would computerize balls & strikes.

  7. Future Ed May 29,2012 12:29 pm

    this guy is jetting through the system. I had not heard of this pitcher before this year?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • dmoas May 29,2012 12:36 pm || Up

      I’m sure you have in another form.

      • jeepers May 29,2012 12:42 pm || Up

        Saw him in spring training. If he’d stuck at first base, I wouldn’t want to be Cliff Pennington trying to turn a 1-6-3. He throws really hard, especially for a lefty.

        • DFA May 30,2012 9:35 am || Up

          thats a double play that starts with the pitcher.

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • AV May 30,2012 9:57 am || Up

            so you’re saying it couldn’t be penny who’s throwing because the A’s are batting?

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • SPWC May 29,2012 12:41 pm || Up

      Good. He ain’t getting any younger. If he kicks a little ass in Sac, bring’im up in July.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • colin May 29,2012 12:41 pm || Up

      He was a 1B/RF and seemed like a decent position player prospect until getting hurt in 2009 and then missing all of 2010. They decided that his repaired knees weren’t going to allow him to continue as an everyday position player but he was a star pitcher in college, so they switched him to the bullpen and it seems to be working out.

      • aardvark May 29,2012 2:32 pm || Up

        Apparently his FB is getting up to 97 and so far this season he has 40Ks and only 6BB in 21+ innings.

        • dmoas May 29,2012 2:36 pm || Up

          Wow. What are the odds he can maintain that ratio? Probably slim, but wow.

          • aardvark May 30,2012 11:26 am || Up

            Well, in his first night in Sac, he came in with 2 runners on in the 6th and let one of them score, but got 4 of his 5 outs by strikeout.

      • Future Ed May 29,2012 5:53 pm || Up

        (i know)

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • colin May 29,2012 6:29 pm || Up

          That occurred to me, but your deadpan was very convincing.

  8. jeepers May 29,2012 12:47 pm

    Lineup. lenscrafters won’t be happy, but he’ll be happier. Well, sort of…the idea of replacing your #2 hitter is to identify someone who’s actually better:

    Weeks 2B
    Cowgill LF
    Reddick RF
    Smith DH
    Inge 3B
    Ka’aihue 1B
    Suzuki C
    Crisp CF
    Pennington SS

    • WaddellCanseco May 29,2012 12:57 pm || Up

      Hurry up Manny and Yoenis!

      I’m ready to give Hicks a shot at SS as well.

      • jeepers May 29,2012 1:01 pm || Up

        Hicks? He really went downhill fast after American Idol.

      • jeepers May 29,2012 1:11 pm || Up

        On a different note, they’ll probably do something like this when Manny and Cespedes return, because neither of them are “#2 hitters”:

        Weeks 2B
        Pennington SS
        Reddick RF
        Cespedes CF
        Ramirez DH
        Inge 3B
        Ka’aihue 1B
        Suzuki C
        Crisp LF

        • Glorious Mundy May 29,2012 1:22 pm || Up

          If we’re facing a righthander, put Smith in Crisp’s spot, and swap him with Pennington in the batting other.

          • jeepers May 29,2012 1:34 pm || Up

            I’m all for that, or any order that differs from the one I presented. I just think Melvin thinks all 9, 1, and 2 hitters should look speedy/slappy/punchy. Smith would have to lose 20 pounds and start choking up on a smaller bat.

      • dmoas May 29,2012 2:03 pm || Up

        Hicks? Well, we already have a Reddick, might as well have a Redneck.

      • lenscrafters May 29,2012 5:40 pm || Up

        Hicks is striking out more than Carter.

    • lenscrafters May 29,2012 5:38 pm || Up

      I reckon it’s been several years since I, or any other A’s fan, have been happy with an A’s lineup.

  9. lynnzgal May 29,2012 12:49 pm

    For a minute I though my son wrote this, K. It sounded so familiar.

    • SPWC May 29,2012 1:07 pm || Up

      :)

      My mom has taken to email lately and she writes almost exactly like you!

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  10. ptbnl May 29,2012 1:08 pm

    This will only mean much of anything to Colin, but the truck carrying the EBEX receiver from Minnesota to Palestine has disappeared along with the driver. Last seen in the Dallas area on Monday afternoon.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • colin May 29,2012 1:11 pm || Up

      Whoa, that’s really crazy! Are you affiliated with EBEX at all, or just hearing rumors? I can see if Clem finds out anything from Shaul…

      • ptbnl May 29,2012 1:12 pm || Up

        I’m on EBEX – just heard it from Shaul.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • colin May 29,2012 1:36 pm || Up

          Well, I hope that the driver and EBEX turn up unharmed.

          • ptbnl May 29,2012 2:19 pm || Up

            If the truck has been jacked there are going to be some sorely disappointed thieves.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • colin May 29,2012 2:20 pm || Up

              The drug cartels are always on the lookout for bolometers.

            • colin May 29,2012 2:21 pm || Up

              The last time I went through US Customs, I was carrying $20k worth of sapphire half-wave plates. How big is the HWP on EBEX?

    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 29,2012 2:13 pm || Up

      Dallas is one hell of a detour on the route from Minnesota to Palestine.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • ptbnl May 29,2012 2:15 pm || Up

        Less so when the ultimate destination is McMurdo.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • dmoas May 29,2012 2:16 pm || Up

          Talk about a scenic route.

        • colin May 29,2012 2:19 pm || Up

          Did you have to spend time in Palestine to prep for either of the BOOMERANG flights?

          • ptbnl May 29,2012 2:26 pm || Up

            Not personally – they wouldn’t let a theorist/data analyst like me anywhere near the instrument.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • colin May 29,2012 2:35 pm || Up

              That’s what I figured, but sometimes it’s fun to give your type a bit of hazing.

              • ptbnl May 29,2012 2:55 pm || Up

                They did stand me next to the gondola with a screwdriver in hand for “hilarious” pictures in the UCSB high bay.

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • colin May 29,2012 3:06 pm || Up

                  classic.

                  On CAPMAP, there was a push to make Kendrick Smith take observing shifts, including travel out to Crawford Hill.

      • colin May 29,2012 2:18 pm || Up

        Columbia Scientific Balloon Facility is in Palestine, Texas. I hear that it’s not really the most fun place to spend a summer.

        • dmoas May 29,2012 2:21 pm || Up

          The google map point in that image is off center.

          • beebo May 29,2012 2:22 pm || Up

            That is precisely why scientific balloon research needs more funding.

    • colin May 30,2012 2:39 pm || Up
      • andeux May 30,2012 2:57 pm || Up

        Maybe he sold it for crack. Or, since it’s Texas, meth.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Leopold Bloom May 30,2012 3:00 pm || Up

          I’m not sure on Texas. Florida is crack. California is meth.

      • SPWC May 30,2012 3:01 pm || Up

        That makes me FKing angry. The trucking company is suspicious/drug-addled/incompetent or all of the above.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • colin May 30,2012 3:02 pm || Up
        • dmoas May 30,2012 3:16 pm || Up

          Have they tried looking up? Everyone forgets to look up when they’re searching for things.

  11. ptbnl May 29,2012 1:13 pm
    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • SPWC May 29,2012 1:16 pm || Up

      Subcontractor for a subcontractor? Fukushima?

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • AV May 29,2012 1:21 pm || Up

      are you a highly motivated young man or woman, or is that just a slight bulge in the reactor building wall in your pocket?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  12. jeepers May 29,2012 1:17 pm

    I just looked up the Midland Rockhounds’ batting statistics. I really wish I hadn’t done that.

    • Glorious Mundy May 29,2012 1:23 pm || Up

      That was a poor Choice.

      • jeepers May 30,2012 4:11 am || Up

        I told myself I shouldn’t give the Green light to look up the RiverCats stats. Oh well.

  13. Glorious Mundy May 29,2012 2:30 pm

    The Rays called up Matsui. His .178/.202/.222 in AAA was too much for them to ignore, I guess.

    • andeux May 29,2012 2:38 pm || Up

      Smartest organization in baseball!

      TINSTAAFK
    • ptbnl May 29,2012 4:35 pm || Up

      Rangers signed Oswalt.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  14. FreeSeatUpgrade May 29,2012 3:05 pm

    Lucroy injured in hotel room accident. Sounds fishy to me.

    Lucroy said he was reaching under his hotel-room bed Sunday night for a lost sock when his wife shifted a suitcase, which fell on her husband’s hand.

    Reaching for a lost sock. You gonna stick with that story?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  15. Glorious Mundy May 29,2012 3:23 pm
  16. brian.only May 29,2012 6:57 pm

    Immense sadness for me, but hey they had a good run.

    Hope they retire to bananas and blow on a kaiser bun.

    Thank you Gene and Deaner’ for the good times.

  17. Englishmajor May 29,2012 8:54 pm

    This man needs Rivercats season tickets and directions to the Squeeze-In and Rick’s.

    Between segments of the show, Conley asked, “How often are you up in Sacramento?”
    “Like one day a week, tops,” Newsom said. “There’s no reason…It’s just so dull…Sadly, I just, ugh, God.”

    • brian.only May 29,2012 9:02 pm || Up

      I installed the art in his offices in Sacramento after Bustamante moved out.

      Cruz ‘forgot’ a crock pot of fuzzy rotten pinto beans on the reception desk front and center, it stunk up the place so bad and none of the windows could be opened, luckily one of the custodians found us a fan.
      Pretty ‘f’-ed up ‘welcome to town’ if you ask me.

    • SPWC May 29,2012 9:08 pm || Up

      Newsom is sort of a dickhole, but…

      The densest neighborhoods in Sacramento feel like low/medium density neighborhoods in S.F. feel. . Also, the nightlife is geared towards the under-30 set, not the urban own-fart-sniffing class.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • Future Ed May 29,2012 9:11 pm || Up

        he quit drinking a few years ago, he may still be off the sauce, I can’t see why he would be bored.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  18. nevermoor May 30,2012 2:26 pm

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • vignette17 May 30,2012 2:47 pm || Up

      Sabermetrician would have been harder. Heck, I’m not sure I spelled it right in my first sentence.

    • MikeV May 30,2012 3:13 pm || Up

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • Leopold Bloom May 30,2012 3:15 pm || Up

        [takes award away from Glorious Mundy, gives to Matt Sussman]

        • MikeV May 30,2012 3:16 pm || Up

          ik,r?

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

        • Glorious Mundy May 30,2012 3:21 pm || Up

          [hangs head, shoves hands in pockets, absently kicks at dirt]

          • dmoas May 30,2012 3:24 pm || Up

          • Leopold Bloom May 30,2012 3:35 pm || Up

            [feels bad for ignoring the local talent, gives award back]

            • dmoas May 30,2012 3:37 pm || Up

              [kicks Bloom in the nuts for pandering]

      • nevermoor May 30,2012 3:28 pm || Up

        “Sabermetrics is oft practiced in the basement of one’s parents’ home.”

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • DFA May 31,2012 4:23 pm || Up

          HeyI had plenty of sex in that basement!

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • MikeV May 31,2012 4:25 pm || Up

            WITH A GIRL???

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • DFA Jun 2,2012 1:47 pm || Up

              Yeah. Mom was not happy about it at all.

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • dmoas Jun 7,2012 4:36 pm || Up

                We’re you like “It’s not *MY* fault that I’d damn good at what I do… oh wait, it *IS* my fault **SLOW, LONG WINK**”?

                • DFA Jun 10,2012 9:42 pm || Up

                  No I was like OMG PLEASE CAN THIS CONVERSATION END!!!!!!!!!!1

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor

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