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Games Thread 55

Barcelona: Valdes, Puyol, Toure, Pique, Sylvinho, Busquets, Iniesta, Xavi, Messi, Eto’o, Henry.
Subs: Pinto, Caceres, Gudjohnsen, Krkic, Keita, Rodriguez, Muniesa.

Man Utd: Van der Sar, O’Shea, Vidic, Ferdinand, Evra, Carrick, Anderson, Giggs, Park, Ronaldo, Rooney.
Subs: Kuszczak, Berbatov, Nani, Scholes, Rafael, Evans, Tevez.

Seattle: Suzuki, Betancourt, Beltre, Griffey Jr, Branyan, Cedeno, Johnson, Chavez, Gutierrez; Bedard

Oakland: Cabrera, Suzuki, Cust, Holliday, Giambi, Kennedy, Crosby, Sweeney, Davis, Hannahan; Cahill

White: J.F. Sebastian
Black: Dr. Eldon Tyrell

55 thoughts on “Games Thread

  1. green star oakland May 27,2009 11:46 am
    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • green star oakland May 27,2009 12:19 pm || Up

      … and Buck still practicing 1B.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  2. green star oakland May 27,2009 11:58 am

    Completely against the run of play!

    (in case anyone’s planning to watch the game later, all my comments will be intentionally ambiguous).

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • monkeyball May 27,2009 12:11 pm || Up

      You mean Ichiro ran to third on a grounder?

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • green star oakland May 27,2009 12:42 pm || Up

        More of a double and a steal, but the effect is the same.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • monkeyball May 27,2009 12:38 pm || Up

      Queen to bishop 6

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • green star oakland May 27,2009 12:48 pm || Up

        Taking the finesse towards dummy, and if it fails forcing E to lead into the ruff and a discard.

        Nonsense.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • monkeyball May 27,2009 1:29 pm || Up
          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  3. nevermoor May 27,2009 12:29 pm
    When Soccer starts incorporating this


    I’ll start caring.

    Since it is only this:

    I’m not interested

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • green star oakland May 27,2009 12:35 pm || Up

      There’s also this:

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  4. green star oakland May 27,2009 12:51 pm

    Cust out – maybe respiratory says Slusser.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • nevermoor May 27,2009 12:54 pm || Up

      I know the Oakland air knocks down home runs, but players?

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • green star oakland May 27,2009 12:57 pm || Up

        Now she’s saying back tightness.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • monkeyball May 27,2009 1:03 pm || Up

          Threw out his back sneezing

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • monkeyball May 27,2009 12:58 pm || Up

      I actually noticed last night that it looked like he was having allergy or respiratory problems.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  5. nevermoor May 27,2009 1:03 pm

    Ooooo. Rob Johnson.

    I hope we have another play at the plate.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  6. batgirl May 27,2009 1:10 pm

    Whoa. Nice Bobby. I like you today.

  7. monkeyball May 27,2009 1:10 pm

    !

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • monkeyball May 27,2009 1:14 pm || Up

      This is the only thing that can explain that.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  8. nevermoor May 27,2009 1:11 pm

    Why do we have Kennedy hitting #6? Even as hot as he’s been, he is terrible vs. LHP (but then so is O-Cab and look where he’s hitting)

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • nevermoor May 27,2009 1:12 pm || Up

      Also, don’t look now, but SSS says Crosby is good against LHP (of course, the homer helps that a fair bit)

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • mikeA May 27,2009 1:12 pm || Up

      Well, Crosby is really the only one who figures to be better in this lineup….

  9. lenscrafters May 27,2009 1:15 pm

    I cry every time Rajai Davis is in the lineup

  10. mikeA May 27,2009 1:17 pm

    Their Barry>our Suzuki>their Suzuki>our Barry

  11. nevermoor May 27,2009 1:18 pm

    Zoooooooooooooooooook

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  12. monkeyball May 27,2009 1:18 pm

    Hot Suzuki-on-Suzuki action!

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  13. lenscrafters May 27,2009 1:35 pm

    Cahill should just pitch against the Mariners all the time.

    • nevermoor May 27,2009 1:40 pm || Up

      Lets examine that when he can go more than 5 innings a start.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • lenscrafters May 27,2009 1:45 pm || Up

        He’s getting better at that lately. He’s gone over 5 innings 4 of his last 5 starts.

        • nevermoor May 27,2009 2:02 pm || Up

          And it looks like he will again. Fair enough.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  14. mikeA May 27,2009 1:40 pm

    Some teams have good road records. Incredible.

    • monkeyball May 27,2009 1:46 pm || Up

      Such as Hope & Crosby.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  15. mikeA May 27,2009 1:50 pm

    Geren is a moron.

    • monkeyball May 27,2009 1:53 pm || Up

      what now?

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • mikeA May 27,2009 1:54 pm || Up

      moronic decision pays off.

      • nevermoor May 27,2009 2:03 pm || Up

        Making it a gritty gamer’s decision.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • green star oakland May 27,2009 1:55 pm || Up
      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  16. monkeyball May 27,2009 2:13 pm

    Dammit, that should have been Nomar batting DL’ed for the Mariners there.

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • nevermoor May 27,2009 2:15 pm || Up

      Stupid not-signing Branyan.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • monkeyball May 27,2009 2:20 pm || Up

        And I don’t wanna hear anything about L/R issues, either — sign the better player (and, yes, per that fuckhead Will Carroll, health is a skill).

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  17. nevermoor May 27,2009 2:37 pm

    Is it too early to note that even just winning a series is nice. If we keep doing that, we’ll be fine.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • monkeyball May 27,2009 2:39 pm || Up

      THAT’S LOSER TALK, YOU LOSER

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • nevermoor May 27,2009 2:47 pm || Up

        Lose this.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • nevermoor May 27,2009 3:16 pm || Up

          Also, ignominy cabbage tastes better when you’re expecting it.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  18. lenscrafters May 27,2009 2:41 pm

    Ok there’s no way Buck could’ve done worse than Rajai.

    • monkeyball May 27,2009 2:44 pm || Up

      I don’t care how embarrassing a K looks, it’s still nowhere near as bad as a GIDP.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • lenscrafters May 27,2009 2:52 pm || Up

        Interesting enough, Buck doesn’t have a GIDP yet this year (Raj has two) although that’s probably because IDIOT GEREN REFUSES TO PLAY HIM.

  19. mikeA May 27,2009 3:18 pm

    That was a relatively painless loss.

    • green star oakland May 27,2009 3:30 pm || Up

      Certainly less painful than Toronto’s was or the Dodgers’ might yet be.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • green star oakland May 27,2009 3:41 pm || Up

        WTF … Broxton has just walked four batters in a row (although Tulowitzki let him of the hook by swinging at ball four in the dirt) and the pinch-hitting Hawpe swings at the first pitch to lose the game.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • nevermoor May 27,2009 3:37 pm || Up

      A’s vs. good lefty = loss.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • mikeA May 27,2009 3:40 pm || Up

        Looks like 4 rhps vs. Texas. 3-1 or 4-0 would be very nice. It’s a little annoying that they’re going with E. Gonzalez…

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