Game 18 the What Sox ← FREE KRAUT!

Game 18 the What Sox 290

J. Weeks 2b
C. Crisp lf
J. Reddick rf
Y. Cespedes cf
K. Ka’aihue 1b
S. Smith dh
K. Suzuki c
L. Hughes 3b
C. Pennington ss

B. Colon p
{insert something clever}

290 thoughts on “Game 18 the What Sox

  1. SPWC Apr 23,2012 6:52 pm

    MOAR STRINES, LESS H’W’II’N’S!

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Future Ed Apr 23,2012 6:53 pm || Up

      by the end there may be equal amounts

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  2. ptbnl Apr 23,2012 6:53 pm

    {insert something clever}

    TWSS

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  3. lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 6:55 pm

    Wac thinks there are less than 500 people at the Coli. :(

    • Future Ed Apr 23,2012 6:57 pm || Up

      announced 10,543

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Englishmajor Apr 23,2012 7:05 pm || Up

        Usher told Bryan they’d been told 3,800. There’s only one more Monday night home game before Memorial Day, thank God. I was saying to Bryan that the A’s should designate it as Community Day and let in anyone for free who shows up in A’s gear or has a driver’s license in Alameda or CoCo counties.

        • lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 7:10 pm || Up

          Haha!

          Skigurl got kicked out of 217 on Sunday, out of the blue. I don’t think management has any clue about keeping fans.

          • ptbnl Apr 23,2012 7:11 pm || Up

            But they’ve got lots of good ideas about losing them.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • SPWC Apr 23,2012 7:12 pm || Up

            WTF?

            That sounds random and insane.

            They should at least raffle off the honor…

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
            • lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 7:15 pm || Up

              I’m not so sure. Turns out it was the same lady that Wac got into a fight with last year.

              Who are these people? And why do they want to alienate us?

              • SPWC Apr 23,2012 7:20 pm || Up

                Of course, my standard response to something like this is to get Machiavellian.

                However, I’m trying to turn over a new leaf and not start any wars with people. Nobody needs to be stuck in the Coli parking lot overnight with four severed tire valve stems…

                \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
              • Englishmajor Apr 23,2012 7:20 pm || Up

                Oh, that one. A little authority can be a dangerous thing.

                • lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 7:23 pm || Up

                  We could take her!

                • SPWC Apr 23,2012 7:23 pm || Up

                  I don’t think it would be hard to get a low-level stadium employee fired.

                  It might be FK’d up, but I don’t see it being particularly complicated.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 7:26 pm || Up

                  Yeah, I think the other M might be working on it.

          • Future Ed Apr 23,2012 7:13 pm || Up

            HOW DARE SHE BE IN ATTENDANCE!

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 7:21 pm || Up

              It’s been a rude awakening for her, for sure.

              She’s had season tickets in 117 for a long time, and has been a loyal supporter. This has been a hard adjustment for her

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 23,2012 8:39 pm || Up

            Towards the end of 2010, I think, I got booted out of upgraded second level seats for the first time in like a decade. Repeated in 2011 several times. Not that I should be immune from blanket enforcement decisions of course, but at a mostly empty ballpark, for a fan comporting himself respectfully, it’s just so fucking petty and short sighted.

            For a number of reasons, but ownership and their crappy attitude towards their fans high among them, 2012 is guaranteed to be the fewest number of games I attend in almost 20 years.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 8:43 pm || Up

              She feels the same now, I’m sure, as does Wac. The only thing that keeps us going is our love for the team and each other. The management has abandoned us and go go FK itself.

      • lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 7:05 pm || Up

        Well, I guess that was based on FB, from 45 minutes away.

    • gonealookin Apr 23,2012 7:09 pm || Up

      From what television has shown it looks like 1978 Flashback Night.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 23,2012 7:10 pm || Up

      Individual voices are coming through loud and clear on the radio.

      • AV Apr 23,2012 8:44 pm || Up

        95.7 (just checking. you don’t seem to be tuned in to johnny or vince.)

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  4. Glorious Mundy Apr 23,2012 6:58 pm

    What’s with the obsessive use of the second person among baseball players and managers? Talking about Humber’s perfect game just now Robin Ventura said, “You’re just happy for him.” They all do this constantly. Is this some sort of a meme (in the original sense of the word) among baseball players, or are they just that afraid of expressing actual human feelings in interviews?

    • SPWC Apr 23,2012 7:00 pm || Up

      Don’t forget subconscious acknowledgement of irrational perfectionist tendencies.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • AV Apr 23,2012 8:42 pm || Up

      the second part of that last sentence is the meme?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  5. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 23,2012 7:01 pm

    Bear in mind that the Australian national team colours are green and gold.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Apr 23,2012 7:09 pm || Up

      nice use of the alt correct spelling

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  6. lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 7:06 pm

    Hi, Rickey!

  7. Future Ed Apr 23,2012 7:10 pm

    Hey does anyone know if Robin Venture has managed at any level anywhere before?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • SPWC Apr 23,2012 7:13 pm || Up

      He’s managed against the Monarchs…

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • SPWC Apr 23,2012 7:13 pm || Up

        and Dr. Girlfriend…

        As for the current Sox’ MGR, this is his first gig.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • the llama Apr 23,2012 10:16 pm || Up

      He managed to get his ass kicked by Nolan Ryan.

  8. Future Ed Apr 23,2012 7:14 pm

    Well, the hughs experiment has been a failure so far

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • SPWC Apr 23,2012 7:15 pm || Up

      He was going to wear the usual Kleenex boxes on his feet, but Vuc made him put on white shoes like everyone else.

      MOJO. DEFUNCT.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  9. Englishmajor Apr 23,2012 7:24 pm

    So get this. Bryan says Coliseum security just made Jorge Leon take down The Green Stampede sign because it’s larger than 3 x 6, so violates new policy. Technically that’s correct, but the sign has been there for years. It’s a group of volunteers helping Oakland youth with homework, for Christ’s sake. It’s a nice, professionally made sign. WTF.

    • Future Ed Apr 23,2012 7:25 pm || Up

      oh good lord.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 7:27 pm || Up

        I am so close to not supporting this team, at all.

    • Englishmajor Apr 23,2012 7:28 pm || Up

      From our on-scene reporter:

      Breaking news, the crackpot security team here at the rf bleachers is currently huddling to decide if the sign can be put back up

    • SPWC Apr 23,2012 7:28 pm || Up

      I don’t think it would be hard to get a low-level stadium employee fired.

      It might be FK’d up, but I don’t see it being particularly complicated.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • dmoas Apr 23,2012 7:58 pm || Up

        I don’t think it’s particularly fked up either.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 23,2012 7:31 pm || Up

      Are these fools employed by the team or by the city/county?

      • Englishmajor Apr 23,2012 7:32 pm || Up

        I believe they’re employed by the management company – the one that just got the boot.

        • Englishmajor Apr 23,2012 7:34 pm || Up

          And now, B says, they have given the okay to put the sign back up. Ludicrous.

          • lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 7:36 pm || Up

            It’s so Oakland, don’t you think?

            • lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 7:38 pm || Up

              This city is so seriously dysfunctional, I can’t even describe it.

              • beebo Apr 23,2012 7:42 pm || Up

                I hope no one was pepper sprayed.

                • Englishmajor Apr 23,2012 7:45 pm || Up

                  Hee, now I want to put Casually Pepper Spraying Cop into the right field bleachers. If I had Photoshop…

                • lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 7:46 pm || Up

                  You might should wish that no one got shot.

                  I made my guys put a peep hole in our front doors. I’m afraid who will be on the other side.

                • MikeV Apr 23,2012 8:06 pm || Up

                  hi

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 8:08 pm || Up

                  you would be welcome, darling.

                • MikeV Apr 23,2012 8:12 pm || Up

                  woot

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

              • Englishmajor Apr 23,2012 7:43 pm || Up

                But it’s also just shitty management filtering down to badly trained, not too bright employees as practiced around the world. The pernicious doctrine of “If we make an exception for one, we have to do it for all”.

                • Glorious Mundy Apr 23,2012 7:46 pm || Up

                  Fear the slippery slope!

                • lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 7:47 pm || Up

                  I need to get out of here.

                • rubesandbabes Apr 23,2012 7:55 pm || Up

                  Cersei, Geoffery, Illyn Payne, Raff the Sweetling, Polliver, The Hound, The Mountain…

                  No Badges For This Game
                • beebo Apr 23,2012 7:54 pm || Up

                  Uh, hello, Coliseum staff? There are maybe twenty people here, don’t kick them all out at once.

              • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 23,2012 8:33 pm || Up

                That may well be true, but this issue has zero to do with the City of Oakland. Ushers are hired by the A’s.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 7:35 pm || Up

          Yay! I hope!

          Wac talked about this, but I didn’t hear all.

    • andeux Apr 23,2012 7:35 pm || Up

      This kind of thing doesn’t surprise me at all anymore.

      TINSTAAFK
    • gonealookin Apr 23,2012 7:56 pm || Up

      The Konerko HR reveals a “Wolff Lied He Never Tried” bedsheet which looks like it’s a fair bit bigger than 3′ x 6′.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Englishmajor Apr 23,2012 8:00 pm || Up

        Now I’m wondering if the original order was “make that guy take that sign down” and the guard misunderstood which one he was supposed to enforce policy on.

        • Englishmajor Apr 23,2012 8:01 pm || Up

          (both belong to Jorge)

          • dmoas Apr 23,2012 8:03 pm || Up

            I don’t agree with his message, but man does management need to grow a pair and just fking take it. Stop bitching about it too.

            • rubesandbabes Apr 23,2012 8:08 pm || Up

              Pink isn’t well. He’s back at the hotel.

              No Badges For This Game
              • ohtobe Apr 23,2012 8:10 pm || Up

                and Lew sent us along with this surrogate team where there are no fans in the stand.

                • rubesandbabes Apr 23,2012 8:13 pm || Up

                  Ha ha thanks

                  No Badges For This Game
                • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 23,2012 8:40 pm || Up

                  Well done, ohtobe!

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • ohtobe Apr 23,2012 8:42 pm || Up

                  I once listened to The Wall for 3 years.

                • SPWC Apr 23,2012 10:27 pm || Up

                  and that’s 1095 days you’ll never get back…

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • colin Apr 24,2012 7:48 am || Up

                  1096, if one of them was a leap year.

                • nevermoor Apr 24,2012 9:37 am || Up

                  NERD!

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • colin Apr 24,2012 10:16 am || Up

                  But only 1093 (or so) sidereal days.

                • dmoas Apr 24,2012 7:30 pm || Up

                  nerds, nerds, just call it was it is… 1095.75

    • dmoas Apr 23,2012 7:57 pm || Up

      Cut it in half and say this half is mine, this half is his. Bite me ColiEmp.

  10. doctorK Apr 23,2012 7:34 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  11. Glorious Mundy Apr 23,2012 7:38 pm

    Hughes is going to fit right in.

  12. Englishmajor Apr 23,2012 7:46 pm

    Luke Hughes at bat….

    • doctorK Apr 23,2012 7:48 pm || Up

      First impression – he’s hacktastic.

      • Glorious Mundy Apr 23,2012 7:48 pm || Up

        You don’t walk your way off the island continent.

  13. doctorK Apr 23,2012 7:50 pm

    I wish Rickey could suit up for this year’s team.

    • dmoas Apr 23,2012 8:00 pm || Up

      If he did, he’d probably be an All-Star.

      • nevermoor Apr 23,2012 8:01 pm || Up

        Probably? PROBABLY?!?

        Ricky = All-Star. Always and forever. BOTTOM LINE.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  14. lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 7:54 pm

    I’m FKing impressed. :(

  15. Englishmajor Apr 23,2012 7:54 pm

    Good Lord, I just saw that the WOLFF LIED HE NEVER TRIED sign is up! They made Jorge take down the Green Stampede and left that one?

  16. lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 7:55 pm

    C’mon, Bartolo!

  17. Glorious Mundy Apr 23,2012 8:01 pm

    My god, the Royals haven’t won since that Broxton meltdown. That’s amazing.

    • ohtobe Apr 23,2012 8:04 pm || Up

      They haven’t won a home game. That oughtta bring ’em back to the K.

      • Glorious Mundy Apr 23,2012 8:34 pm || Up

        Holy smokes, 0-10 on the opening homestand. That’s painful.

        • ohtobe Apr 23,2012 8:35 pm || Up

          Their slogan is “It’s Our Time” with Hosmer and Butler saying it on several commercials. Poor bastards.

          • beebo Apr 23,2012 8:39 pm || Up

            It should be, “Seriously, It’s About FKing Time”

            • ohtobe Apr 23,2012 8:41 pm || Up

              They do have Sofa King commercials that are quite funny. So-fa-King…comfortable. So-fa-King… beautiful.

  18. ohtobe Apr 23,2012 8:03 pm

    Rally time, peeps. I need to pretend that we have a good team!

    • gonealookin Apr 23,2012 8:07 pm || Up

      Nah. The way to enjoy this season is to suppress expectations, enjoy the aesthetic aspects of the game, hope for some development of the young pitchers such as Parker and Peacock and look for some occasional awesomeness from Sexped.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • ohtobe Apr 23,2012 8:08 pm || Up

        Okay. Thanks for giving me some proper perspective.

        • gonealookin Apr 23,2012 8:10 pm || Up

          Thanks for giving me some proper perspective. Thanks for pouring ice water on my loins.

          I get it, just being realistic.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • dmoas Apr 23,2012 8:12 pm || Up

        Also doesn’t hurt to hope they lose a lot of games and get the 1st draft pick while doing all those things.

        • MikeV Apr 23,2012 8:16 pm || Up

          Byron Buxton please

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

      • beebo Apr 23,2012 8:23 pm || Up

        This has pretty much been my whole fan experience since 2002, with a few faint glimmers of hope that popped up here and there.

    • lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 8:07 pm || Up

      Didn’t you hear? They’re going to surprise a lot of people.

      • ohtobe Apr 23,2012 8:09 pm || Up

        If we hang around at .500 and get Manny to hit .400 and Anderson returns and Braden returns and pigs fly…we will probably only end up 10 under .500 at the end of the season.

    • MikeV Apr 23,2012 8:09 pm || Up

      We don’t have a good team. We’re not SUPPOSED to have a good team this year.

      You’re gonna have to come up with other stuff to cheer about, like seeing if Cespedes will hit another one 460 feet this year or how many people Reddick will hose.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • ohtobe Apr 23,2012 8:11 pm || Up

        The most impressive part of the season was the Saturday tailgate and the festivus of Cespedes.

      • doctorK Apr 23,2012 8:18 pm || Up

        Or how long it will take for Beane to get rid of Coco.

        • MikeV Apr 23,2012 8:19 pm || Up

          Could have gotten Bowden for him from the Sawx.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

        • ohtobe Apr 23,2012 8:19 pm || Up

          Marlon Byrd already won that race.

  19. doctorK Apr 23,2012 8:21 pm

    Well, at least we have more base runners than errors so far.

  20. ohtobe Apr 23,2012 8:23 pm

    Amazing that we may have upgraded our team with a .224 hitter…sad.

    • gonealookin Apr 23,2012 8:26 pm || Up

      I suspect that, going into 2013 spring training, the A’s will have accumulated a glut of 3B/utility IF types, much like the assortment of 1B/DHs who showed up in Phoenix this year.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • ohtobe Apr 23,2012 8:27 pm || Up

        Similar to when we had a shit-ton of OF’s who all sucked. We even picked up more during the season and Langerhans only played in a couple of games.

    • doctorK Apr 23,2012 8:28 pm || Up

      I was just looking at his stats on bb-ref, and was wondering how he could possibly have rated getting 317 PA last season. Then I remembered, he was with the Twins.

      • ohtobe Apr 23,2012 8:30 pm || Up

        Championship!

      • dmoas Apr 23,2012 8:53 pm || Up

        Next year you’re going to wonder the same thing and remember, oh yeah, he was with the A’s.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 23,2012 8:30 pm || Up

      I suspect they would have given Timmons his cup of coffee instead if he weren’t hitting .130 in Sacto.

  21. beebo Apr 23,2012 8:30 pm

    I just saw some dude in a San Francisco Athletics hoodie. Is that a thing?

    • doctorK Apr 23,2012 8:31 pm || Up

      burn it

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 23,2012 8:31 pm || Up

      Green and gold?

      • beebo Apr 23,2012 8:42 pm || Up

        Yes! I only saw it for a split second. Very strange.

        • AV Apr 23,2012 8:53 pm || Up

          USF athletics department?

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • beebo Apr 23,2012 8:55 pm || Up

            Maybe. It’s been a while since I was last in the Bay Area.

            • AV Apr 23,2012 9:00 pm || Up

              i’m not saying it wasn’t some cross-combo. just throwing out possibilities. if it said athletics in the script font, it’s a ripoff. if it said it in straight square letters, i bet it’s just a coincidence.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • beebo Apr 23,2012 9:02 pm || Up

                Looked like the latter. I guess a public stoning won’t be in order.

                • SPWC Apr 23,2012 10:29 pm || Up

                  Meh.

                  Smoke and/or throw’em if you got’em!

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  22. gonealookin Apr 23,2012 8:32 pm

    Lew just took a big slug of whatever’s in that bottle next to his seat. I swear, you can almost see the Andy Capp bubbles over his head.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • ohtobe Apr 23,2012 8:33 pm || Up

      Did he permanently locate to the lower area where he can’t be reached by opinionated fans?

      • gonealookin Apr 23,2012 8:36 pm || Up

        Shockingly he does not make appearances in the LF bleachers any more. Or even in the first row behind the dugout.

        Yes, he’s hung out in that same seat in the “Diamond Level” for the last couple of years.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 23,2012 8:42 pm || Up

          And as I’ve said before, I’m absolutely certain he moved there from his previous behind the dugout seats so he never has to walk through places where non-Diamond ticket buying fans sit, ever.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Englishmajor Apr 23,2012 8:46 pm || Up

            To be fair, if I owned the team that’s where I’d sit too, especially to avoid the long climb back up to the concourse which is not always the easiest thing for an older person. I’ve never been in Diamond Level seats but I’m guessing there’s an elevator service to that level.

            • ohtobe Apr 23,2012 8:49 pm || Up

              But he started out by sitting among the regular fans so it makes it less okay in my mind.

              • beebo Apr 23,2012 8:52 pm || Up

                However, he’s not exactly the most popular guy in attendance here.

              • MikeV Apr 23,2012 10:57 pm || Up

                Yes, and everybody is so cool to him. I can’t possibly imagine why he doesn’t want to hang out in the bleachers.

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

            • gonealookin Apr 23,2012 9:00 pm || Up

              Charlie Finley, who managed to be even more unpopular than Lew in spite of having winning teams his first nine years in Oakland, used to have his owner’s box up on the press or “Loge” level back before it was converted to skyboxes. Although when NBC came to town for the playoffs and World Series he would suddenly appear in the first row behind the dugout.

              At least Lew is in town more often than not. Finley’s box was usually empty as he was back in Chicago.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • OldhamA Apr 24,2012 9:21 am || Up

          He still goes to games?!

          • MikeV Apr 24,2012 11:03 am || Up

            Why wouldn’t he?

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • OldhamA Apr 24,2012 11:04 am || Up

              Cos the team hasn’t been very good for half a decade a good portion of the fans dislike him.

              • JamesV Apr 24,2012 11:52 am || Up

                That’s not a reason to stop going to games.

                • beebo Apr 24,2012 12:07 pm || Up

                  The team is, after all, the “product” in this equation.

                • SPWC Apr 24,2012 12:08 pm || Up

                  Yeah… even Donald Sterling goes to games…. FKing POS…

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • aardvark Apr 23,2012 9:03 pm || Up

      I’m pretty sure drinking outside alcohol is a violation of coliseum policy.

  23. doctorK Apr 23,2012 8:43 pm

    FK the Gnats

  24. ohtobe Apr 23,2012 8:47 pm

    Hot damn. That is fun to watch.

  25. lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 8:47 pm

    Sexpedes!

    • ohtobe Apr 23,2012 8:49 pm || Up

      We need more of him in our lineup.

      • Glorious Mundy Apr 23,2012 8:50 pm || Up

        Call the Castro brothers. Tell them to send additional units.

  26. ohtobe Apr 23,2012 8:50 pm

    I want to call InventHelp and pitch them an idea on how to bring more A’s fans to the ballpark.

    • dmoas Apr 23,2012 8:58 pm || Up

      Is it Topless Tuesdays?

      • ohtobe Apr 23,2012 8:59 pm || Up

        Still working on the plan but will be sure to include this if you attend 7 games.

      • beebo Apr 23,2012 9:00 pm || Up

        Followed by Free Beer Fridays?

      • JamesV Apr 23,2012 9:09 pm || Up

        Whore Wednesdays! Slut Sundays!

        • MikeV Apr 23,2012 10:58 pm || Up

          Naked Hot Chicks Days That End In The Letter “Y”

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

  27. AV Apr 23,2012 8:51 pm

    so what was beckman trying to tell cespedes when he was pointing at his shoes just now?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 8:54 pm || Up

      Swing at that?

      • AV Apr 23,2012 9:01 pm || Up

        down by his shoelaces? nah, that’d be “schwing” at that.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  28. lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 8:55 pm

    I love those guys! I need to hang with EM more often.

    • Englishmajor Apr 23,2012 8:57 pm || Up

      I need to hang with LG more often!

      • lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 9:00 pm || Up

        Yay! Day games will happen when my boss get’s his priorities straight!

        • Englishmajor Apr 23,2012 9:03 pm || Up

          Probably about the same time that mine finally responds to my whining and puts me on 9-5.

  29. aardvark Apr 23,2012 8:57 pm

    Dunn-de-dunn dunn dunn

  30. Future Ed Apr 23,2012 8:58 pm

    is there some kind of “back spin” convention for broadcasters?

    I heard vince say someone was “good” at putting backsin on the ball and I also heard Krukow say the same thing about someone today in the Mets game.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ohtobe Apr 23,2012 9:00 pm || Up

      The gyro-ball is so passe.

    • AV Apr 23,2012 9:02 pm || Up

      it was what the broadcasters were passing around in their FB today.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 23,2012 9:08 pm || Up

      Referring to pitchers? I’ve never heard that. Hitters sometimes talk about emphasizing the top hand (highest up the bat) as a way to impart a more forward spin, thus keeping the struck ball down to produce line drives rather than getting under it and producing backspin and easy fly balls.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Apr 23,2012 9:14 pm || Up

        for the batters yes. I had not heard that before today.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  31. rubesandbabes Apr 23,2012 9:00 pm

    Vince gushing over Pudge the younger…

    No Badges For This Game
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 23,2012 9:02 pm || Up

      God, he’s so embarrassing. I’m aching for Korach right now.

      • ohtobe Apr 23,2012 9:03 pm || Up

        That sounds dirty and I couldn’t agree more. Ken is just simply fantastic.

      • AV Apr 23,2012 9:03 pm || Up

        koraching.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Apr 23,2012 9:03 pm || Up

      true ranger

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV Apr 23,2012 9:09 pm || Up

        there it is.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  32. ohtobe Apr 23,2012 9:05 pm

    Come on new guy. That isn’t going to work here.

  33. doctorK Apr 23,2012 9:11 pm

    This is one of those games where my avatar is most appropriate. I anticipate many more this season.

  34. Englishmajor Apr 23,2012 9:11 pm

    Speaking of work-related whining, has anyone ever found a successful strategy to deal with cubicle mates who eat at their desks, loudly and continually? Other than wearing headphones and cranking the sound up, which fortunately is part of my job so there’s no offense to be taken….but still, my cube neighbor’s lip-smacking of yogurt and crunch-crunching of crackers is driving me nuts. She eats about three times during a workday, too.

    • doctorK Apr 23,2012 9:14 pm || Up

      I got promoted, and moved to a private office.

      • beebo Apr 23,2012 9:19 pm || Up

        The last office I worked in had a very bad problem with rats and ants, which took care of the food problem there pretty fast. Other than importing vermin, well… I dunno.

    • ohtobe Apr 23,2012 9:14 pm || Up

      Leave a note.

      • rubesandbabes Apr 23,2012 9:17 pm || Up

        I disagree. If he/she can’t do the yogurt quietly, then there’s just no hope and speaking up, yeah, no.

        ps. go A’s!

        No Badges For This Game
        • gonealookin Apr 23,2012 9:18 pm || Up

          Yeah, it’s never worth getting upset about this stuff. Wait patiently for it to go away.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Englishmajor Apr 23,2012 9:20 pm || Up

            Yup. It wouldn’t be annoying if I liked most of my job, I suppose.

    • AV Apr 23,2012 9:24 pm || Up

      my officemate is a wet-mouth chewer. i can hear every gloopsmack. disgusting.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 23,2012 9:27 pm || Up

        As a daily at-my-desk luncher who eats for like 10-15 minutes before getting back to work (The Man beats me like a rented bureaucrat), you all are making me self-conscious and worried that cube neighbors over the years have said these things about me.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • AV Apr 23,2012 9:31 pm || Up

          ha! 2 things. one makes you feel better, the other shows you i’m no better. 1) i knew this about my officemate before i got an office with him. he’s a gross chewer. he’s always been. there are non gross chewers. 2) i was just telling witchy this on saturday… i was waaaay into my career before i found out flossing is a “private” event and that you “never” do it at your “desk.”

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • PDXAthleticsfan Apr 24,2012 12:27 pm || Up

          I’m currently feeling the seething coming at me from across my cube wall whilst I enjoy last week’s noodles.

          And I’m feeling slightly self concious.

          This thread rated NSFLAW (not safe for lunch at work).

          A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
    • lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 9:25 pm || Up

      You’re just going to have to go in there. Pardon me, I think you are great, but I can hear you eating in my cubicle. Could you possibly take your break in the lunchroom? I can hear you nashing, and while I also appreciate food, it’s kind of distracting. :)

    • the dogfather Apr 24,2012 7:06 am || Up

      Hmmmm … you could do something all grown-up and thoughtful like LG recommends, but OTOH, if only you knew somebody who could do a radio story on the subject, replete with sound effects — like on NPR or someplace.

      Based on the response hereabouts, I’m thinking it could go national/viral.

      The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
      • Englishmajor Apr 24,2012 12:18 pm || Up

        If I wanted to get fired for bringing ridicule on a local public radio host.

        • the dogfather Apr 24,2012 12:39 pm || Up

          Could you at least record it, and play it back when s/he’s on deadline?

          The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
    • dmoas Apr 24,2012 7:34 pm || Up

      Prey the fucker quits? That’s what it took for me to get past the same issue. I also got to listen to him ssssssssssssip his soda all fucking day too.

  35. JamesV Apr 23,2012 9:14 pm

    If my memory serves, over the last three appearances FDLS has done this:

    single, walk, single, walk, double, single, single (may have mixed the order of the first four). Not one single out.

    • ohtobe Apr 23,2012 9:16 pm || Up

      Didn’t he have a 0.00 ERA?

      • JamesV Apr 23,2012 9:18 pm || Up

        Yeah, because Jordan Norberto was there to save him. Not tonight!

  36. gonealookin Apr 23,2012 9:15 pm

    10,574 officially…

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Englishmajor Apr 23,2012 9:18 pm || Up

      It’s amazing how it’s always about 10,574!

    • Future Ed Apr 23,2012 9:26 pm || Up
      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 23,2012 9:29 pm || Up

        Whoa. Too bad they’ve dropped the guess the attendance Jumbotron game.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  37. Glorious Mundy Apr 23,2012 9:15 pm

    Crikey

  38. ohtobe Apr 23,2012 9:15 pm

    New guy making quite an impression so far.

  39. andeux Apr 23,2012 9:16 pm

    Why wouldn’t Hughes just get the lead runner there? Ugh.

    TINSTAAFK
  40. doctorK Apr 23,2012 9:16 pm

    FDLS has not retired anybody in his last three appearances.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 23,2012 9:18 pm || Up

      That’s bad, right?

      • nevermoor Apr 23,2012 9:21 pm || Up

        Not for the unemployment rate!

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Future Ed Apr 23,2012 9:26 pm || Up

      and yet has had an era of zed

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed Apr 23,2012 9:28 pm || Up

        zero. was thinking of another joke involving the alternate pronunciation of “z”

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 23,2012 9:31 pm || Up

          Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • rubesandbabes Apr 23,2012 9:40 pm || Up

          I was hoping the A’s could get this one.

          No Badges For This Game
        • Future Ed Apr 23,2012 9:34 pm || Up

          wasn’t there 2 outs when the runs scored and one of the baserunners was on via error?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • doctorK Apr 23,2012 9:35 pm || Up

            He gave up a leadoff double, WP, then RBI single with no outs.

      • AV Apr 23,2012 9:34 pm || Up

        like mid-80s long beach?

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  41. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 23,2012 9:19 pm

    Good stuff, Skinny!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  42. doctorK Apr 23,2012 9:21 pm

    This Chevy Cruze commercial is increasing my desire to buy a brand new Ford product.

  43. andeux Apr 23,2012 9:26 pm

    You know it’s bad when Fosse is sighing.

    TINSTAAFK
  44. doctorK Apr 23,2012 9:27 pm

    Should’ve been an error on Weeks. He should’ve caught the ball instead of going for the glove-flip.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 23,2012 9:30 pm || Up

      He’s a bit too fond of the various kinds of flips for my liking. Square the shoulders and throw when you have time.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV Apr 23,2012 9:37 pm || Up

      that’s what happens when the guys watch sports center before a game. (FK the burris.)

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  45. lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 9:31 pm

    A base hit!

    • lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 9:35 pm || Up

      My shoulder finally allows me to post and this what I get?

  46. doctorK Apr 23,2012 9:33 pm

    Merciful ending.

  47. JamesV Apr 23,2012 9:33 pm

    Jake Peavy shutting out the A’s is like giving up 10 runs in a couple innings to, say, the Rangers.

  48. gonealookin Apr 23,2012 9:33 pm

    I couldn’t blame Korach much if he wanted to Krzyzewski this season and come back in 2013.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 23,2012 9:36 pm || Up

      And pin the 90-odd A’s losses on Vince’s broadcaster record. I can see it.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 23,2012 9:37 pm || Up

      And of course, that also fits with management’s full fan alienation posture.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  49. Englishmajor Apr 23,2012 9:34 pm

    Well, that sucked.

    • lynnzgal Apr 23,2012 9:40 pm || Up

      I so did.

      • doctorK Apr 23,2012 9:41 pm || Up

        WHAT??????

        • AV Apr 23,2012 9:43 pm || Up

          (she’s going to pretend she meant to write “it.” just you watch.)

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • gonealookin Apr 23,2012 9:42 pm || Up

        I’m glad somebody had a good time the last 2-1/2 hours.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • JamesV Apr 23,2012 9:48 pm || Up

        Was it as good as it sounds like?

      • MikeV Apr 23,2012 11:00 pm || Up

        YES!

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

  50. the llama Apr 23,2012 10:14 pm

    • the dogfather Apr 23,2012 10:24 pm || Up

      It’s a Merkle the A’s got any hits, at all?

      The team sure went quietly. Most interesting late inning development was some sort of organized cheering mayhem in about section 130, responded to by group improv out of the right field bleachers.

      Annnnnd, Look Who’s been an Athletic for one game, and his average is already down 60 points.

      The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
  51. the llama Apr 23,2012 10:35 pm

    Rob looks very uncomfortable here

    His thinking has been very influential on me as a baseball fan and a person, and I’ve met him a few times and think he’s a good guy. But this is not his strong suit.

  52. wacchampions Apr 23,2012 11:13 pm

    So everybody who was not at the game in person, which is most if you, you missed the most entertaining part of the whole game, which happened shortly after the final out recorded on the field. AJ Pierzynski and Jake Peavy got into a fight on the field between third base and home, after AJ caught the final out he took the ball and slammed it hard into Peavy’s glove and they started yelling at each other, then as AJ was walking away, Peavy took the ball and threw it as hard as he could at AJ’s Head, the ball ended up bouncing off of the back wall of the White Sox Dugout, it was thrown from about 10 feet up the 3rd base line from home plate.

    • ptbnl Apr 23,2012 11:19 pm || Up

      The one time you’d want him to throw a strike …

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • wacchampions Apr 23,2012 11:21 pm || Up

        Yeah exactly…it was pretty crazy…not sure exactly what that was all about!

        • SPWC Apr 24,2012 7:49 am || Up

          I wonder if Pierzynski is Rick Manning-ing Peavy’s wife…

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • AV Apr 24,2012 12:07 am || Up

      nutty. they don’t like each other and they fought about something last year. wonder if it’ll get any press.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • JamesV Apr 24,2012 12:13 am || Up

      If this is true, I haven’t seen a single mention of it anywhere else.

      • Englishmajor Apr 24,2012 6:48 am || Up

        Reporters might not have been able to see that from the press box, and with a very small crowd of A’s fans, I’m not surprised if no one else noticed.

        I went over to South Side Sox to see if anyone mentioned it in their gamethread, and found an amusing string of comments stemming from someone noticing a comment on AN in which someone presented something as fact which was apparently from a Hawk parody site. Some excerpts:

        It’s sad how far that site has fallen.

        by U-God on Apr 23, 2012 11:31 PM CDT up reply

        Were the commenters ever good or was it just the writers?
        Because that’s how I feel about LL. Jeff is awesome but their commenters are fucking brutal.

        by Ozzie Montana on Apr 23, 2012 11:32 PM CDT up reply

        It used to be a very solid community with very strong writers. All gone down the shitter as of late. Used to be one of the flagship sites.

        by U-God on Apr 23, 2012 11:33 PM CDT up reply

        what happened? was the main editor a dick or something?
        i saw they brought in that one self-aggrandiser and he got slammed.

        by craigws on Apr 23, 2012 11:36 PM CDT up reply

        As far as I know, the main guy left to basically run everything. And then Nico just started letting anyone write for them, which resulted in the grand Dave Gershman incident. It’s been bad since.

        by U-God on Apr 23, 2012 11:41 PM CDT up reply

        Not a very active or interesting group.

        by fickleflan on Apr 23, 2012 11:33 PM CDT up reply

        • MikeV Apr 24,2012 7:36 am || Up

          LOL

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

        • beebo Apr 24,2012 7:38 am || Up

          Well, that’s just embarrassing.

        • JamesV Apr 24,2012 8:41 am || Up

          Nice. I’m tempted to go tell them what happened.

          • 5Aces Apr 24,2012 8:49 am || Up

            I was thinking someone should, because the Gershman stuff really was not a huge deal. It was a dust up for a couple of days but I don’t think anyone bailed over it specifically.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • JamesV Apr 24,2012 8:50 am || Up

              Yeah, that was more of a WTF moment, nothing more.

              • dmoas Apr 24,2012 7:40 pm || Up

                I think you should. Give them the full story.

                • JamesV Apr 24,2012 7:53 pm || Up

                  That’d require me signing back into my account on SBN and joining the White Sox site.

      • AV Apr 24,2012 9:38 am || Up

        i wonder how long it was after this shot was taken, and what could have turned the smiles around.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV Apr 24,2012 9:38 am || Up

          oh yeah. source.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • JamesV Apr 24,2012 9:43 am || Up

          Maybe AJ said something like this: http://freekraut.com/?p=6842#comment-171566

          • AV Apr 24,2012 9:47 am || Up

            or one said, “let’s go to the parking lot and see if FK is having a tailgater.” and the other said “tail TIDE!”

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 24,2012 8:45 am || Up

      Wow, that’s bizarre, especially after the game Peavy pitched. Sure would be nice to see AJ finally wear out his welcome even with his own teammates.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 24,2012 9:15 am || Up

      The evidence mounts that absolutely nobody likes AJ.

  53. ptbnl Apr 23,2012 11:46 pm

    According to the numbers, the A’s have sold the 9th highest fraction of their home seats, ahead of the Yankees.

    Of course paid and present are very different things, but there it is to make of what you will.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • gonealookin Apr 24,2012 8:26 am || Up

      The “total” includes the two games at the Tokyo Dome.

      At the Coliseum the A’s are averaging 17,668 announced (30th out of 30) which is 50.4% of capacity (27th out of 30).

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • ptbnl Apr 24,2012 9:24 am || Up

        They were home games so I’m going to count them, FK it!

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • SPWC Apr 24,2012 10:33 am || Up

          If only the A’s could play 81 home games in Tokyo…

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • beebo Apr 24,2012 10:37 am || Up

            If that happened, I’d move back out there in a heartbeat. Radiation levels be damned!

  54. YonYonson Apr 23,2012 11:52 pm

    Well… that sucked.

    "Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common." — Satchel Paige

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