Game 1: A’s vs M’s ← FREE KRAUT!

Game 1: A’s vs M’s 299

Pitching for the M’s: Godless communist Venezuelan-not-man-candy Felix Hernandez. I am so sick of opening the season against this guy.

On the side of good: All-american funnyman twittering demigod, Brandon McCarthy.

I’ll be asleep but dreaming of the A’s whiffing and grounding out softly. Despite his Felixness, I’m calling this one for the A’s, 3-1.

299 thoughts on “Game 1: A’s vs M’s

  1. elcroata Mar 28,2012 12:13 am

    Yay, baseball

    Because survival is insufficient
  2. lenscrafters Mar 28,2012 12:24 am

    M’s:

    Figgins 3B, Ackley 2B, Ichiro RF, Smoak 1B, Montero DH, Carp LF, Olivo C, Saunders CF, Ryan SS.

  3. brian.only Mar 28,2012 1:20 am

    I think I might actually stay up for this, really weird to see Ichiro batting third…

    Also Kurt batting 5th?

    • Bed Mar 28,2012 1:48 am || Up

      I can’t wait for the pop ups!

      But seriously, folks....
    • stranahanahan Mar 28,2012 2:05 am || Up

      This whole lineup is weird.
      I’d swap Pennington and Reddick too.
      Even on this team, Pennington has done nothing to show he’s any better than a bottom 3 hitter in the lineup.

      • Bed Mar 28,2012 2:12 am || Up

        I’ve heard he was a bottom.

        But seriously, folks....
        • WaddellCanseco Mar 28,2012 2:34 am || Up

          What the hell does this mean?

          • Bed Mar 28,2012 2:36 am || Up

            Wait….you want me to explain my posts now? I was told there would be no math.

            But seriously, folks....
    • lenscrafters Mar 28,2012 3:06 am || Up

      Melvin says that Kurt has been swinging the bat well lately and he has good career stats against Felix.

      I predict 0-4 with 2 Ks.

      • WaddellCanseco Mar 28,2012 3:07 am || Up

        I predict 4-4 with 2 HR

      • Bed Mar 28,2012 3:08 am || Up

        So 2 K’s and 2 pop ups

        But seriously, folks....
        • PDXAthleticsfan Mar 28,2012 3:09 am || Up

          1 pop up and one GIDP in a gamechanging situation.

          A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
  4. Bed Mar 28,2012 1:47 am

    Well, I’ve seen 5 of our guys play before which I think makes me an expert on this years team.

    But seriously, folks....
  5. Bed Mar 28,2012 1:57 am

    If you put the Mariners and A’s hitters together could you come up with a good hitting team?

    But seriously, folks....
    • elcroata Mar 28,2012 2:19 am || Up

      Only after you remove the A’s players

      Because survival is insufficient
      • Bed Mar 28,2012 2:22 am || Up

        That’s Beane’s job I think.

        But seriously, folks....
    • WaddellCanseco Mar 28,2012 2:39 am || Up

      Hmmm…..C Montero, 1B Nobody, 2B Weeks, SS Nobody, 3B Ackley, LF Nobody, CF Cespedes, RF Ichiro…..eh not really

  6. stranahanahan Mar 28,2012 2:03 am

    Man oh man, this is gonna be a long next hour, I keep dozing off….must….fight….the urge….baseba….ll….

  7. Englishmajor Mar 28,2012 2:16 am

    Greetings from the viewing party at the Red Lion. All those within striking distance of Hegenberger are welcome! We have food and drink (nonalcoholic of course) and are listening to Townie and watching the 1989 World Series highlights.

    • Bed Mar 28,2012 2:24 am || Up

      1989 when A’s players were big (naturally of course) and earthquakes were bigger.

      But seriously, folks....
  8. Bed Mar 28,2012 2:25 am

    So what kind of a hitter is Montero going to end up being? Yankees prospects tend to get a lot of hype.

    But seriously, folks....
    • stranahanahan Mar 28,2012 2:31 am || Up

      I’ve never been a big fan of Montero, but I’m kind of rooting for him to be a decent hitter just so that NY doesn’t win that trade.
      But in reality he’d have to absolutely mash to be worth more than Pineda, seeing as he’ll be DH-ing sooner than later.

    • WaddellCanseco Mar 28,2012 2:36 am || Up

      I think he can really hit and the Mariners got the better of the trade. I’d always trade an excellent pitcher for an excellent position player. Of course I’d probably have traded Randy Johnson for Tim Salmon or someone like that, but those are the chances you take.

      • Bed Mar 28,2012 2:38 am || Up

        I’m an A’s fan so I’d only trade for people I’ve never heard of.

        But seriously, folks....
        • elcroata Mar 28,2012 2:39 am || Up

          Unfortunately, those are already on A’s roster

          Because survival is insufficient
          • Bed Mar 28,2012 2:41 am || Up

            Tell me about it. In my 30+ years of being an A’s fan I think this is the team I know the least about.

            But seriously, folks....
  9. Bed Mar 28,2012 2:25 am

    2 billion for the Dodgers?….How much are the Yankees worth then? 4 billion?

    But seriously, folks....
    • Bed Mar 28,2012 2:26 am || Up

      and the A’s are worth an expired coupon to Burger King.

      But seriously, folks....
  10. elcroata Mar 28,2012 2:37 am

    And Weeks sends the first pitch of 2012 season over the fence!

    Because survival is insufficient
    • elcroata Mar 28,2012 2:38 am || Up

      I know nobody cares, but I ended up with Weeks on my fantasy team by mistake. It was an auction draft, I was not active for a while and some sort of autopilot turned on and bid $12 for Weeks. Of course, nobody bid more, so I’m stuck with him.

      Because survival is insufficient
      • Bed Mar 28,2012 2:42 am || Up

        I put in a $10 on him but didn’t get him. He was the only A’s hitter I bid on.

        But seriously, folks....
        • brian.only Mar 28,2012 2:44 am || Up

          I grabbed Yoenis for $2 and Suzuki for $1, value?

          • elcroata Mar 28,2012 2:47 am || Up

            Is it an A’s-only league?

            Because survival is insufficient
            • brian.only Mar 28,2012 2:50 am || Up

              Heh, I plan too trade one to an A’s homer.
              As far as Suzuki, I only like to draft $1 catchers.

            • Bed Mar 28,2012 2:51 am || Up

              A 10 man A’s only league….that would be fun….or not…..I’m going with not.

              But seriously, folks....
            • monkeyball Mar 28,2012 8:40 am || Up

              … they’d still be battling for third place

              you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • Bed Mar 28,2012 2:50 am || Up

            I wanted Yoenis but he went for $16 in our auction and I blew too much on Longoria and Ellsbury.

            But seriously, folks....
          • nevermoor Mar 28,2012 9:59 am || Up

            Great Yoenis value. He’s a lottery ticket, but if he produces it’ll be in fantasy-relevant ways.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • WaddellCanseco Mar 28,2012 2:51 am || Up

      I thought Figgins batted first

      • Bed Mar 28,2012 2:52 am || Up

        I thought he was in the Mexican League.

        But seriously, folks....
        • elcroata Mar 28,2012 2:56 am || Up

          He is in the Not Mexican Enough League

          Because survival is insufficient
          • monkeyball Mar 28,2012 8:41 am || Up

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
            • colin Mar 28,2012 8:47 am || Up

              It was harder to tell how douchebaggy he looks back when he wore glasses.

      • elcroata Mar 28,2012 2:53 am || Up

        Figgins doesn’t bat, period.

        Because survival is insufficient
  11. brian.only Mar 28,2012 2:38 am

    Watching the Andromeda Strain keeping the hopes up for 2012!

  12. WaddellCanseco Mar 28,2012 2:41 am

    How can llama sleep at a time like this?

    • Bed Mar 28,2012 2:44 am || Up

      I went to bed early so I could be ready for the game….well, not really I actually thought the game was tomorrow.

      But seriously, folks....
  13. Bed Mar 28,2012 2:52 am

    I don’t get mixed league fantasy baseball…..too easy. AL only…. where men are men and back up 3B are nervous.

    But seriously, folks....
  14. Bed Mar 28,2012 2:57 am

    I’m not seeing the game on my DirecTV MLB package. Is this thing being shown anywhere?

    But seriously, folks....
    • Bed Mar 28,2012 3:00 am || Up

      It looks like I missed some interesting programming on Cinemax however.

      But seriously, folks....
    • stranahanahan Mar 28,2012 3:00 am || Up

      Looks like atdhe.tv has a link

  15. Bed Mar 28,2012 2:59 am

    So I count three Mariners I’d pay to watch play….Ichiro, King Felix and Montero. For the A’s I count 2….Weeks, Cespedes.

    But seriously, folks....
    • WaddellCanseco Mar 28,2012 3:01 am || Up

      I’ve paid to watch much crappier A’s than those 2

    • stranahanahan Mar 28,2012 3:01 am || Up

      I’d include B-Mac on my list.

      • nevermoor Mar 28,2012 10:02 am || Up

        I’m very interested in Milone, Colon, FDLS too

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  16. WaddellCanseco Mar 28,2012 3:00 am

    ROOT is on!

  17. Bed Mar 28,2012 3:01 am

    If you put a gun to my head and said name 15 A’s players I’d say pull the trigger.

    But seriously, folks....
    • stranahanahan Mar 28,2012 3:03 am || Up

      The bullpen’s where I’m very iffy. I have no clue who’s back there right now other than Balfour and Fuentes.

  18. stranahanahan Mar 28,2012 3:02 am

    Damn, I’ve gotta say that mlb.tv has really improved this year. And without a price increase…damn.

  19. lenscrafters Mar 28,2012 3:04 am

    Some dumb intern at MLB.tv got the audio overlay wrong. The KGMZ audio links to the M’s radio broadcast. I’m actually trying to listen to Controneo and Fosse but they won’t let me.

    • WaddellCanseco Mar 28,2012 3:06 am || Up

      They’re just doing what’s best for you

    • stranahanahan Mar 28,2012 3:07 am || Up

      How does the overlay feature work? Is it a feature once you download Nextdef or will it work without? I can’t figure it out…

      • lenscrafters Mar 28,2012 3:09 am || Up

        Yeah, you need Nexdef.

        Nexdef pros:
        -audio overlay
        -live dvr
        -slightly better quality

        cons:
        -last year, the Nexdef-enabled MLB.tv was a few seconds behind non Nexdef MLB.tv

        • stranahanahan Mar 28,2012 3:17 am || Up

          Yeah, I had it last year but for some reason I have to download once every couple of months.
          Thanks for the help.

          • lenscrafters Mar 28,2012 3:18 am || Up

            I wouldn’t bother for today. It seems as if the M’s radio overlay is a few seconds ahead of the video broadcast.

  20. Bed Mar 28,2012 3:04 am

    Okay I got my chew and seeds going and I just shot up with some HGH…..I’m ready for baseball!

    But seriously, folks....
  21. Bed Mar 28,2012 3:06 am

    If you aren’t up at 3 am to watch your A’s your either a pussy or smart…..probably smart.

    But seriously, folks....
    • Bed Mar 28,2012 3:12 am || Up

      and my first your instead of you’re error of the season. Yay for me!

      But seriously, folks....
  22. stranahanahan Mar 28,2012 3:07 am

    Bullpens are underneath the stands?! That is wild.

    • stranahanahan Mar 28,2012 3:32 am || Up

      Damn.
      McCarthy so far:
      7 batters faced, 6 groundballs, 1 K.
      Shit, that sinker is looking deadly.

  23. WaddellCanseco Mar 28,2012 3:10 am

    Yay Brandon!

  24. brian.only Mar 28,2012 3:10 am

    1 down! weird to see them in home whites but not at the coli

  25. Bed Mar 28,2012 3:11 am

    Have we won yet?

    But seriously, folks....
  26. brian.only Mar 28,2012 3:13 am

    Ichiro chopper, stunned!

  27. WaddellCanseco Mar 28,2012 3:16 am

    Yay Brandon!!

  28. brian.only Mar 28,2012 3:16 am

    Smoaked, LETS GO AAAA’s

  29. stranahanahan Mar 28,2012 3:17 am

    Well, that half inning was some pretty pitching by McCarthy.

  30. stranahanahan Mar 28,2012 3:21 am

    JEMILE!

  31. brian.only Mar 28,2012 3:21 am

    WEEKS!!!!

  32. WaddellCanseco Mar 28,2012 3:22 am

    Yay Jemile!

  33. beebo Mar 28,2012 3:23 am

    Ohayou gozaimasu, FKers!

    What’s for breakfast?

  34. stranahanahan Mar 28,2012 3:24 am

    Oh that’s good, another season of guys swinging at Ball 4. That was my pet peeve last year…

    • brian.only Mar 28,2012 3:26 am || Up

      Hope they can make something happen while Felix is still human

    • lenscrafters Mar 28,2012 3:30 am || Up

      I find Pennington hitting second to be very annoying but on this team, it’s almost reasonable.

      • stranahanahan Mar 28,2012 3:33 am || Up

        Such is the state of this team.
        I just hope it’s not a regular occurrence. Crossing my fingers that Smith and Reddick hit themselves in to the top of the order…

      • brian.only Mar 28,2012 3:34 am || Up

        I like him 9th

  35. brian.only Mar 28,2012 3:25 am

    Nice to see Weeks looking less like Willie May Hayes this year.

  36. Englishmajor Mar 28,2012 3:28 am

    We got a feed working just in time to see Jemile steal. About 35 people are here now.

  37. stranahanahan Mar 28,2012 3:36 am

    Oh, it’s that jagoff doing the work behind home plate.
    I cannot STAND his stupid 180 strikeout spin move.

  38. lenscrafters Mar 28,2012 3:37 am

    Oh Kurt, don’t prove me right.

  39. brian.only Mar 28,2012 3:37 am

    Well at least we’re making contact on him.

    Damn almost plunked Cespedes

    • lenscrafters Mar 28,2012 3:41 am || Up

      Heh, definitely some “welcome to me m’FKer!” action going on there.

  40. brian.only Mar 28,2012 3:38 am

    That was an ugly AB.

    • stranahanahan Mar 28,2012 3:39 am || Up

      Yeah, that swinging 3rd strike was ugly, but that 2nd strike was a dirty pitch. I think most guys on this team would look silly on that pitch.

  41. citypl**ner Mar 28,2012 3:43 am

    Opening Day is second only to Festivus for holidays I hold dear in my heart.

  42. stranahanahan Mar 28,2012 3:43 am

    Heads up play Pennington!

  43. brian.only Mar 28,2012 3:44 am

    Thank the lawd.

  44. brian.only Mar 28,2012 3:44 am

    HAHAHAHAHA

    • stranahanahan Mar 28,2012 3:47 am || Up

      This made me LOL for some reason.
      My gawd, we are watching 2 terrible teams right now.

      • brian.only Mar 28,2012 3:48 am || Up

        Well at least that half wasn’t a yawner, Kurt looked good on that second throw.

  45. brian.only Mar 28,2012 3:47 am

    So is Kila with the team still?
    Not that I’m not happy to see Allen out there.

    • AV Mar 28,2012 3:59 am || Up

      yes. not at 1st because melvin thought he wouldn’t handle mccarthy’s groundballs well. snerk. he’ll be there tomorrow.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  46. brian.only Mar 28,2012 3:49 am

    Holy crap that place is spotless.

  47. AV Mar 28,2012 3:56 am

    at the red lion. thought i’d have more use for my computer but i forgot i even had it with.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  48. AV Mar 28,2012 3:56 am

    HR. boooooooo!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  49. elcroata Mar 28,2012 3:59 am

    ok, I’m back from my lunch-date. what did I miss?

    Because survival is insufficient
  50. stranahanahan Mar 28,2012 4:03 am

    Well, there’s the mlb.tv I know. Was working just fine and then 10 minutes ago it just stopped and will not get the feed back up for now.
    @#$%^&!

    • brian.only Mar 28,2012 4:05 am || Up

      Same here…

      • AV Mar 28,2012 4:07 am || Up

        erm, um… lone stranger posted the justin.tv link on his FB.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • lenscrafters Mar 28,2012 4:13 am || Up

      Yeah, I’ve lost the feed 3 times already. You just got to keep reloading it.

  51. elcroata Mar 28,2012 4:05 am

    Penny!

    Because survival is insufficient
    • AV Mar 28,2012 4:06 am || Up

      yeah, nice one.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Mar 28,2012 4:09 am || Up

        which keeps getting better.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  52. lenscrafters Mar 28,2012 4:06 am

    That ballpark food looks amazing.

  53. brian.only Mar 28,2012 4:06 am

    Take some pitches at least

  54. elcroata Mar 28,2012 4:07 am

    great, authoritative, resounding grounders with RISP. That’s my A’s

    Because survival is insufficient
  55. elcroata Mar 28,2012 4:09 am

    How great of season is this going to be with Suzuki playing like this ALL YEAR!

    Because survival is insufficient
  56. AV Mar 28,2012 4:09 am

    kurzuki’s first popup!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  57. elcroata Mar 28,2012 4:19 am

    ouch!

    Because survival is insufficient
  58. AV Mar 28,2012 4:20 am

    yoenis’s first ouch!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  59. elcroata Mar 28,2012 4:21 am

    Well, the important thing is that Allen looks like a ballplayer – he has a plan when he goes out there!

    Because survival is insufficient
    • AV Mar 28,2012 4:24 am || Up

      how much are those jeans?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  60. Bed Mar 28,2012 4:24 am

    Okay I took a Justified break….have the A’s scored and more importantly is Melvin trying to kill Raylan Givens?

    But seriously, folks....
  61. brian.only Mar 28,2012 4:24 am

    Big zone for felix?

    • Bed Mar 28,2012 4:27 am || Up

      In my mind it looks about right….also in my mind I’ve gone to Carolina.

      But seriously, folks....
      • AV Mar 28,2012 4:28 am || Up

        it seems different for the two pitchers.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • brian.only Mar 28,2012 4:31 am || Up

          That’s what it looks like to me

        • Bed Mar 28,2012 4:31 am || Up

          It’s a conspiracy….a C-O-N spiracy.

          But seriously, folks....
        • colin Mar 28,2012 7:50 am || Up

          I thought that Felix benefited from some calls on the inside corner vs lefties. But they were also super nasty pitches, so maybe he just hit the spots.

  62. lenscrafters Mar 28,2012 4:25 am

    So FKing sick of facing Felix every FKing opening day

    • Bed Mar 28,2012 4:26 am || Up

      I’d love to see him go to the National League.

      But seriously, folks....
  63. AV Mar 28,2012 4:26 am

    unicorn sighting! (replay from yesteryear…)

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  64. AV Mar 28,2012 4:29 am

    chone!!!! (shakes fist for bloom’s sake.)

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  65. brian.only Mar 28,2012 4:31 am

    DP time please

  66. ptbnl Mar 28,2012 4:37 am

    16 ground ball outs – yowza.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  67. lenscrafters Mar 28,2012 4:38 am

    M’s invited 170 season ticket holders to Safeco for a live viewing.

    • brian.only Mar 28,2012 4:41 am || Up

      Classy.
      All I got was a call from the A’s begging me to buy greatly reduced season tickets today.

  68. PDXAthleticsfan Mar 28,2012 4:44 am

    Yay, productive outs!

    A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
    • PDXAthleticsfan Mar 28,2012 4:48 am || Up

      Boo, unproductive popups.

      A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
  69. brian.only Mar 28,2012 4:44 am

    A hit would be lovely

  70. elcroata Mar 28,2012 4:50 am

    FML, that ball was hit really well. It finds the gap, 3:1 A’s

    Because survival is insufficient
  71. brian.only Mar 28,2012 4:50 am

    UUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  72. brian.only Mar 28,2012 5:00 am

    JOBU!!!

  73. elcroata Mar 28,2012 5:00 am

    Wow, Yoenis has some powerful wrists!

    Because survival is insufficient
    • Bed Mar 28,2012 5:02 am || Up

      Me too from all the jer…..uh….um….jersey shore watching I do…..wait that’s actually worse.

      But seriously, folks....
  74. elcroata Mar 28,2012 5:01 am

    Really?!

    Because survival is insufficient
  75. brian.only Mar 28,2012 5:01 am

    DUMBEST MOVE EVER

  76. lenscrafters Mar 28,2012 5:02 am

    FK all managers.

    • brian.only Mar 28,2012 5:05 am || Up

      Why oh why, way to stunt the ol’ confidence there Bob…

      • ptbnl Mar 28,2012 5:28 am || Up

        Did anyone vote Bob for goat of the series?

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • lenscrafters Mar 28,2012 6:15 am || Up

          Melvin was definitely the goat of the game.

  77. PDXAthleticsfan Mar 28,2012 5:02 am

    Chooooooone! *shakes fist*

    A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
  78. Bed Mar 28,2012 5:02 am

    It sure is shocking that this is a low scoring game.

    But seriously, folks....
  79. brian.only Mar 28,2012 5:03 am

    Another wasted leadoff double, really?
    C’mon A’s

    • Bed Mar 28,2012 5:06 am || Up

      Same as it ever was, same as it ever was.

      But seriously, folks....
  80. beebo Mar 28,2012 5:05 am

    This does not bode well.

  81. lenscrafters Mar 28,2012 5:06 am

    I sure hope this series doesn’t sap all joy the Tokyo fans derive from baseball.

    • brian.only Mar 28,2012 5:07 am || Up

      heh, my neck and shoulders are already in mid-season form.

    • Bed Mar 28,2012 5:08 am || Up

      A’s Baseball : It will sap all the joy in the world.

      But seriously, folks....
  82. brian.only Mar 28,2012 5:06 am

    One can only hope that will get Felix out of the game

  83. Bed Mar 28,2012 5:07 am

    What do I know about Ryan Cook? He’s named Ryan Cook.

    But seriously, folks....
  84. ptbnl Mar 28,2012 5:09 am

    Any idea why McCarthy was pulled? Only 82 pitches.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Bed Mar 28,2012 5:10 am || Up

      He had some tweeting he had to take care of.

      But seriously, folks....
      • ptbnl Mar 28,2012 5:11 am || Up

        That’s what every other half-inning is for.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Bed Mar 28,2012 5:12 am || Up

          I thought that was for groupies?

          But seriously, folks....
  85. Bed Mar 28,2012 5:09 am

    How many actual good DH’s are there these days?

    But seriously, folks....
  86. brian.only Mar 28,2012 5:11 am

    RISP : A’s 1-13, M’s 0-5

    • Bed Mar 28,2012 5:12 am || Up

      RIP scoring during A’s games.

      But seriously, folks....
      • PDXAthleticsfan Mar 28,2012 5:13 am || Up

        As if that was ever alive.

        A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
  87. Bed Mar 28,2012 5:13 am

    It must be fun to pitch against the A’s or the Mariners.

    But seriously, folks....
    • ptbnl Mar 28,2012 5:16 am || Up

      I wonder if managers with struggling pitchers plan ahead for slump-busters like the A’s.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Bed Mar 28,2012 5:17 am || Up

        The A’s hitters are the slump busting chicks of Major League Baseball.

        But seriously, folks....
  88. Bed Mar 28,2012 5:15 am

    a 3-4-5 of Crisp, Smith and Suzuki is sure to put fear in the hearts of little league pitchers everywhere.

    But seriously, folks....
    • lenscrafters Mar 28,2012 5:17 am || Up

      It puts fear in the hearts of A’s fans, that’s for sure.

  89. Bed Mar 28,2012 5:16 am

    Well, at least the game is moving quickly. The lack of Major League hitters helps.

    But seriously, folks....
  90. Bed Mar 28,2012 5:20 am

    If Crisp has a slow start how many articles are going to be written that it’s due to him playing in LF instead of CF?

    But seriously, folks....
    • PDXAthleticsfan Mar 28,2012 5:22 am || Up

      None, because no one pays attention to A’s baseball.

      A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
      • ptbnl Mar 28,2012 5:24 am || Up

        I think it’s the Coliseum’s fault.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  91. brian.only Mar 28,2012 5:20 am

    Sleepytime beddybye’s greatest hopes:

    Suzuki/ Smoak/ Montero

    Suzuki/ Cespedes/ Allen

  92. Bed Mar 28,2012 5:22 am

    If the A’s don’t win this game I’ll never get over it….or more likely I’ll forget it ever happened by Noon. Time to go to work.

    But seriously, folks....
  93. brian.only Mar 28,2012 5:29 am

    Care for some MOJO anyone?

  94. elcroata Mar 28,2012 5:30 am

    That Wilhelmsen kid seems to be pretty good. Last year he had two saves in zero opportunitites.

    Because survival is insufficient
    • SPWC Mar 28,2012 5:35 am || Up

      AND he wears high socks and can make you a fine Long Island Iced Tea.

      I wish he was on the A’s.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  95. brian.only Mar 28,2012 5:31 am

    AHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  96. elcroata Mar 28,2012 5:31 am

    That was an awkward looking catch

    Because survival is insufficient
  97. beebo Mar 28,2012 5:32 am

    As annoying as all the “We’re in Japan! How weird!” commentary is from these Mariners announcers, I have to admit that watching this game makes me miss living in Japan a little bit. But not the part where I had to do this waking-up-before-dawn-to-watch-baseball thing on a regular basis.

  98. brian.only Mar 28,2012 5:33 am

    F_ck, poor Reddick

  99. doctorK Mar 28,2012 5:34 am

    Extra innings BOOBIES

  100. brian.only Mar 28,2012 5:34 am

    1-13 is all I gotta say, Think Allen will get subbed next AB?

  101. lenscrafters Mar 28,2012 5:36 am

    FUUUUUUU in…

    • SPWC Mar 28,2012 5:41 am || Up

      and not a bad little half-inning from him.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  102. beebo Mar 28,2012 5:41 am

    Bottom of the tenth! Time to scare the cat by yelling at the TV!

  103. doctorK Mar 28,2012 5:42 am

    Incredible – FUUUUUU didn’t FK it up.

    • lenscrafters Mar 28,2012 5:43 am || Up

      Two lefties and Olivo. I’m glad FUUUUUUU met that incredibly low standard.

  104. doctorK Mar 28,2012 5:51 am

    Meet the new A’s – same as the old A’s

    • WaddellCanseco Mar 28,2012 5:52 am || Up

      But I’m still getting fooled again

  105. doctorK Mar 28,2012 6:05 am

    I knew I shoulda stayed in bed.

    • brian.only Mar 28,2012 6:07 am || Up

      Even Beds in bed…

    • SPWC Mar 28,2012 6:07 am || Up

      Feel free to go back.

      We’ll wake you up when September ends.

      Actually, my favorite Green Day song is “Chump”

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  106. beebo Mar 28,2012 6:06 am

    Happy Opening Day, everyone!

  107. brian.only Mar 28,2012 6:08 am

    Over/ under on a tease?

  108. brian.only Mar 28,2012 6:11 am

    Terrible…

  109. SPWC Mar 28,2012 6:12 am

    Fucking umpire wants to go home early.

    That was ball four to Crisp.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  110. SPWC Mar 28,2012 6:13 am

    Damn… two inches to the right and League would’a got Dickie Thon-ned

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  111. lenscrafters Mar 28,2012 6:15 am

    Well Sal, you got the final score right…

  112. SPWC Mar 28,2012 6:15 am

    Well, that didn’t make me feel much better.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  113. doctorK Mar 28,2012 6:16 am

    sigh – one down, 96 to go

  114. bear88 Mar 28,2012 6:16 am

    It’s very strange waking up to catch a disheartening A’s loss. But then I see our lineup, and bullpen, and am surprised the team hung around as long as it did.

    • colin Mar 28,2012 9:19 am || Up

      I didn’t find this one particularly crushing. It sucks to lose a close game, but I don’t think anyone realistically expected this offense to score a lot of runs against Felix.

      Things I was happy to see:
      * McCarthy looked sharp, though that pitch to Ackley was a definite mistake. I started to see more pitches up in the zone from him in the later innings — maybe that’s why he got pulled with such a low pitch count.
      * Pretty good bullpen performance.
      * Cespedes showing very easy power on that double.
      * A good day for Pennington, at the plate and in the field.

      Things I was not so happy to see:
      * CespedesPedro Cerrano getting brutalized on curveballs. I’m sure he be seeing many more.
      * No walks (and barely any three ball counts) against 10 Ks, but it seemed like a pitcher’s strike zone.
      * Allen had a very rough night. That one play where he had to quickly step on first base after receiving a throw from Sogard makes me think that he could really cost a lot of runs if he gets regular playing time at first.
      * That stupid bunt decision from Melvin.

      • Tutu-late Mar 28,2012 9:23 am || Up

        Another thing that impressed me, was how quickly Weeks ran down Ichiro. He just EXPLODED!

        • colin Mar 28,2012 9:26 am || Up

          Yeah, I noticed that too. I don’t think Ichiro was going full speed there, but Weeks is very fast.

          • Tutu-late Mar 28,2012 9:32 am || Up

            True, but Ichiro did pull away from Pennington in the same rundown.

            • colin Mar 28,2012 9:37 am || Up

              I mean that I think Ichiro didn’t bother to accelerate much after turning back towards 2B. But don’t let any of this take away from the main point that Weeks was clearly hauling ass there.

              • Tutu-late Mar 28,2012 2:04 pm || Up

                Yeah, he wasn’t about to let that “old man” out run him :)

      • dmoas Mar 28,2012 9:31 am || Up

        I fixed that for you.

      • Glorious Mundy Mar 28,2012 9:35 am || Up

        I take it Cespedes’ double came on a fastball?

        • colin Mar 28,2012 9:40 am || Up

          I don’t remember. I think it was a low pitch that he hit, so it might have even been a curve. But even if that is the case, it wouldn’t really make up for the pitches he swung at in the AB against Wilhelmsen.

          It’s possible that Cespedes just had a tough night against some pitchers with really good curves (Felix is awesome, of course, but Wilhelmsen’s curve was nasty too). I stand by my prediction that he’ll see plenty of curveballs this season, so we’ll have a better idea soon enough.

  115. PDXAthleticsfan Mar 28,2012 9:04 am

    Please someone tell me that this morning was a dream.

    A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
    • AV Mar 28,2012 12:34 pm || Up

      yes, it was. but it was one of those dreams that are also true, like when you dream about peeing and peeing and peeing and you wake up with a squirt.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • PDXAthleticsfan Mar 28,2012 12:47 pm || Up

        That wasn’t pee. And stop spying on me.

        True story: in my pre-teens/teens, I would often dream about opening the sports section and looking at the score of the previous day’s A’s game. Invariably, when I got up and actually looked at the paper, the result would be the opposite of that in my dream. It didn’t happen every night, but a few times a season.

        A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
        • AV Mar 28,2012 12:51 pm || Up

          like, the scores were right but opposite? or just who W/L was opposite without the numbers matching?

          just checking how wowed i should be.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • PDXAthleticsfan Mar 28,2012 12:54 pm || Up

            Just W/L.

            A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
            • AV Mar 28,2012 12:56 pm || Up

              fairly wowed.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Glorious Mundy Mar 28,2012 12:52 pm || Up

          This morning I set my alarm for 6, planning to get up and hopefully catch the tail end of the game on the radio. I decided, though, that I was too sleepy to get out of bed without knowing whether the game was still going, so I would just check the score on my phone, which was next to my bed. Only I guess I was too lazy to actually check the score. Instead, I dreamed that I checked the score and that the A’s had lost 5-0, justifying my return to sleep.

          • PDXAthleticsfan Mar 28,2012 12:57 pm || Up

            That would have been preferable to following the game by phone, which is what I did because I was too lazy to get up and go downstairs to watch TV and, but for insomnia, would have preferred the sleep over the game. I ended up falling back asleep as we went into extra innings.

            A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
          • whiteshoes40 Mar 28,2012 4:12 pm || Up

            This is very close to what I did this morning — set my alarm to get up at 6:30 (central time), but decided when the time came that I was far too comfortable to get up and watch baseball. At one point, though, I did check the score on my phone, and even though it was tied 1-1, I still went back to sleep. Eventually managed to catch the last half inning (you know, the part when we lost), so that was good, I guess. I realized I have a lot of catching up to do on who’s on the roster and what they all look like. (Seth Smith? Okay…)

  116. MikeV Mar 28,2012 9:06 am
    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • dmoas Mar 28,2012 9:30 am || Up

      Someone needs to tweet him that image.

      • MikeV Mar 28,2012 9:42 am || Up

        if I had it I would

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • doctorK Mar 28,2012 10:30 am || Up

          you mean this one?

          • PDXAthleticsfan Mar 28,2012 10:40 am || Up

            Speaking of which, I heart Jeff:

            When my alarm went off and I walked to the living room the birds outside were like “fuck you turn off the lights.”

            A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
            • Glorious Mundy Mar 28,2012 10:52 am || Up

              Jeff raises a good point there. Why let Carignan face the lefty Ackley when you have Blevins ready to face the lefty Ichiro up next? They both got hits, so whatever, but it still seems dumb.

              • PDXAthleticsfan Mar 28,2012 10:58 am || Up

                Yeah, I thought the bullpen decisions were weird . Cook was brought in to face a righty, followed by 3 lefties and a switch hitter. It worked out fine, but still, I would have preferred Cook to be a ROOGY, followed by Blevins for the next 3-4 batters.

                A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
                • Glorious Mundy Mar 28,2012 11:04 am || Up

                  Based on his comments this spring, I get the impression that Melvin really likes Cook. I could see him ending up as a primary setup guy later this year if the A’s trade Fuentes and/or Balfour.

                • colin Mar 28,2012 11:21 am || Up

                  I thought Cook looked pretty good in his inning. Looked like he was around the strike zone with pretty good stuff. But maybe he just looked good because he was facing Mariners hitters…

                • andeux Mar 28,2012 2:25 pm || Up

                  Melvin used Cook first so I could get some points in FAIL#1.

                  TINSTAAFK
              • lenscrafters Mar 28,2012 3:30 pm || Up

                Why let Carignan pitch at all when DLS was still available?
                Why take out Balfour after 1 inning when there’s a week of off days coming up?
                Why take out McCarthy after just 82 pitches?

                • PDXAthleticsfan Mar 28,2012 3:49 pm || Up

                  I’m with you on the first two. McCarthy tweeted that he was starting to feel a little tired and he’s still working his pitch count up.

                  A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
                • monkeyball Mar 28,2012 4:25 pm || Up

                  Good thing Bob follows him

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • MikeV Mar 28,2012 10:47 am || Up

            That one!

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • dmoas Mar 28,2012 12:08 pm || Up

              Tweak it to say FK and send him an invitation.

              • monkeyball Mar 28,2012 12:13 pm || Up

                I added it to our tagline rotator. Also added “Stealing taglines from Lookout Landing since 2012.”

                you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
              • MikeV Mar 28,2012 12:13 pm || Up

                Paging JediLeroy

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

              • doctorK Mar 29,2012 7:53 pm || Up

                • MikeV Mar 29,2012 9:06 pm || Up

                  YES!

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • dmoas Mar 30,2012 2:51 pm || Up

                  I feel like we need our scoreboard on there. Otterpops for sale! Otterpops! Otterpops for sale!

    • Glorious Mundy Mar 28,2012 9:45 am || Up

      I love this guy so much.

    • whiteshoes40 Mar 28,2012 4:16 pm || Up

      Oh, Brandon. Never ever change.

      • dmoas Mar 28,2012 4:40 pm || Up

        When he retires, can we sign him to a life-time deal as a fan? That’ll be his job title with the A’s: Fan.

  117. MikeV Mar 28,2012 9:41 am
    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Glorious Mundy Mar 28,2012 9:46 am || Up

      Yay!
      (Still going to sleep through it)
      (Don’t have MLB Network anyway)

    • ptbnl Mar 28,2012 3:58 pm || Up

      Conveniently starting just as my 2-hour conference call will be ending.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • dmoas Mar 28,2012 4:41 pm || Up

        Conveniently starting just in the middle of my dream. Or possibly at Bathroom Break #1 or #2.

    • Poppy Mar 28,2012 7:38 pm || Up

      What the fuck? Come on. I’m tired, I was going to get up at 6:00 or whatever to watch the replay before starting my 12-hour work day. I can’t stay up to watch a 2:00 live broadcast and THEN work 12 hours (I’m not good at napping). But now that I know there will be a live broadcast, I’m probably going to be stupid and stay up anyway.

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  118. Bed Mar 28,2012 2:33 pm

    So the A’s lost! Those sons of bitches. I think this pretty much means they won’t win the World Series now.

    But seriously, folks....
    • dmoas Mar 28,2012 4:42 pm || Up

      At the end of the season, we’ll be able to point to this day and say, “Our season ended in Tokyo.”

  119. FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 28,2012 5:54 pm

    Jeez…I wake up, go to work, bust ass relentlessly, finally get home and check the internet, and the A’s are the worst team in baseball.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Tutu-late Mar 28,2012 5:58 pm || Up

      Yes, but we are only ONE GAME OUT of first!

      • AV Mar 28,2012 6:03 pm || Up

        nice.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Tutu-late Mar 28,2012 6:04 pm || Up

          I fear we will need to keep a positive outlook this season.

      • SPWC Mar 28,2012 8:02 pm || Up

        Enjoy it while it lasts.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • ptbnl Mar 28,2012 6:26 pm || Up

      Was today first day back? That’s always a tough one.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  120. AV Mar 28,2012 8:04 pm

    i don’t think i’m going to make it to the red lion tonight. and i think i discovered it’s tougher to stay up the next day after 3 hours of sleep than after no sleep at all. i’m done here.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Poppy Mar 29,2012 1:03 pm || Up

      In 2008, I went to the Ricky’s meetup for the first game (didn’t sleep before or after), then slept for only a couple of hours before watching the 2nd game on TV, then went to a job interview that involved an aptitude test with math. That was super fun.

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.

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