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Mad Libs 27

1. lower case grover is mad*

2. Capital Grover is crazy

3. Comeback kid

4. EC gets more exposure

5. Sorry if any of this has been posted, I have been working for a few days straight. I just marked all comments as read. That’s how important you people are to me.

27 thoughts on “Mad Libs

  1. SPWC (Gaijin_Suketto) Jan 28,2012 10:39 am

    Dammit, I thought this was the Witch’s first post and it literally would be mad libs.

    Ms. Jesa’s first post should be a Mad Lib post/thread. That way it could work and integrate everybody over a 24 hour cycle rather than be a 1am-3am drunken Lounge-type-thing.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Future Ed Jan 28,2012 10:41 am || Up

      there is a book of mad libs sitting next to the computer.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • SPWC (Gaijin_Suketto) Jan 28,2012 10:49 am || Up

        It’s better when one makes them up completely, rather than takes them out of a book.

        I was __(verb)___-ing a mountain when out of a __(adjective)__ __(noun)__ stepped ElCroata, carrying a giant __(noun)__ and sternly warning us, “Whichever one of you __(plural noun)__ Slussered me is going to get a __(noun)__ in the __(noun)__!”

        or something like that…

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • dmoas Jan 28,2012 10:46 am || Up

      You weren’t alone. Then I saw it was ED and was disappointed.

      • SPWC (Gaijin_Suketto) Jan 28,2012 10:52 am || Up

        ED usually is disappointing, except maybe to cuckolds and their promiscuous wives.

        I like our punk-rock-style-lawyer friend, though.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • Future Ed Jan 28,2012 11:11 am || Up

          I don’t gt why there are so many ads for me on TV.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  2. SPWC (Gaijin_Suketto) Jan 28,2012 10:40 am

    4. Hardball Talk… CSNBA… I fully expect to see it on Yahoo towards the end of next week, ‘cuz they’re usually late to the party.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  3. SPWC (Gaijin_Suketto) Jan 28,2012 10:56 am

    I think that marking all comments as read can be a sign of respect.

    It’s sure as hell a lot nicer than marking all comments “FK that noise” or “I can’t go for that (no can do)”

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  4. JamesV Jan 28,2012 10:59 am

    I thought this was going to be political.

  5. JamesV Jan 28,2012 11:06 am
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jan 28,2012 11:17 am || Up

      Keown misses one key part. It’s not just that information is delivered in instant 140 character bits now. It’s also that few people write, publish, or read long form pieces about athletes anymore either. So there’s no interchange and follow-up with the athlete to drill down to something interesting…your story is pinned around the two or three useful quote you got from the press conference, and not the day you spent with the athlete getting him/her to open up a bit. The player has no incentive, and neither does the writer, because no one’s paying for that anymore anyway.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • JamesV Jan 28,2012 11:22 am || Up

        That’s true, too. There’s a big difference between postgame press conferences/interviews and features. The things I did on AN were most definitely features in comparison and are a lot more than a brief soundbyte.

  6. grover Jan 28,2012 11:39 am

    I’m too tired to be mad.

    Besides, how angry can I get at the possibility of signing someone to (essentially) a minor league deal?

  7. FreeSeatUpgrade Jan 28,2012 12:11 pm

    And today in famous people behaving badly:

    1. Aldon Smith takes a DUI bust in Miami.

    At about 1 a.m. EST, Smith sent a message, via Twitter, that read: “Does anybody sleep #Miami #oceanave #letsgo”…

    …Smith was booked into jail at 9:32 a.m. EST this morning. The bond was listed at $1,000.

    2. Sierra Blanca, TX is the celebrity dope bust capital of America! Willie NElson, Snoop Dogg, and now young actor and spoiled rich kid Armie Hammer. Also noted dickhead Steven Seagal has signed on to be a deputy.

    When Nelson was busted here in 2010, the county’s lead prosecutor suggested the singer settle his marijuana charges by performing “Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain” for the court. Nelson paid a fine instead, but not before county commissioner Wayne West played one of his own songs for the country music legend.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  8. FreeSeatUpgrade Jan 28,2012 12:47 pm

    There’s no way I’m watching seven whole minutes of this trick shot stuff, but the first minute is worth watching for the abuse of the SF Giants hat. Also, it’s creepy how much young Preston Mattingly looks like a teen slacker version of dad Donnie.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  9. monkeyball Jan 28,2012 4:09 pm

    How in Ba’al’s name did this piece not get titled “Yes we can”?

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  10. the llama Jan 29,2012 12:07 am

    So FKing cool. I wish I had the org skills/balls to do this when I was a kid.

    • elcroata Jan 29,2012 1:05 am || Up

      excellent

      Because survival is insufficient
    • monkeyball Jan 29,2012 7:08 am || Up

      That’s a great story

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • SPWC (Gaijin_Suketto) Jan 29,2012 8:34 am || Up

      My dad and I used to shoot GI Joes thousands of feet into the air with miniature homemade replica Civil War mortars.

      A little more retro than sending things into space, but still fun…

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  11. nevermoor Jan 29,2012 2:52 am
    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • gonealookin Jan 29,2012 7:57 am || Up

      The Peoria Police Department is also doing its own investigation since the person who took the photograph is a Sergeant for the department.

      It’s not too likely their investigation would be unbiased. Fortunately Peoria is in Maricopa County so Sheriff Joe could be called in as an objective third party to handle it.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  12. nevermoor Jan 29,2012 2:52 am

    JL’s next gig? Slate.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"

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