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It’s a Kraut Tamping Eve miracle! 69

Don the traditional costumes! It is time for the stamping of the kraut tamps! And then, the ritual thrashing of the kraut tamp stamp assessor!

69 thoughts on “It’s a Kraut Tamping Eve miracle!

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Jan 5,2012 6:48 pm

    Me, I like to celebrate the day in the company of a hawt kraut tamp stamp tramp.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. nevermoor Jan 5,2012 6:49 pm

    Now you just need a place to play it.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  3. Soaker Jan 5,2012 6:52 pm

    “Cunt”???

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • lynnzgal Jan 5,2012 8:08 pm || Up

      Us anglophiles prefer SeeYouNextTuesday.

      • MikeV Jan 5,2012 8:09 pm || Up

        I thought it was “See You In Toledo”

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • lynnzgal Jan 5,2012 8:20 pm || Up

          Funny you should say that. The rest is boring…blah, blah, blah.

    • elcroata Jan 6,2012 4:49 am || Up

      About the only word I know on that board

      Because survival is insufficient
      • nevermoor Jan 6,2012 9:46 am || Up

        Drug or Cunt?

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • elcroata Jan 6,2012 9:50 am || Up

          Drug or Cunt?

          Sounds like Halloween in a Mexican prison

          Because survival is insufficient
  4. nevermoor Jan 5,2012 6:59 pm

    (subtitle: what idiot taught MB to take screenshots)

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  5. andeux Jan 5,2012 7:32 pm

    If one monkey plays an infinite number of Scrabble games…

    TINSTAAFK
  6. DFA Jan 5,2012 8:38 pm

    I almost bought stuff to make kraut at Berkeley Bowl… but instead I bough a Buddha’s hand to make vodka with

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • AV Jan 5,2012 8:51 pm || Up

      we’ve had purple kraut two nights in a row. not the fermented kind. the one you make on the stove top with little bits of pancetta mixed in. wait. are they both krauts? does this mark me as a kraut noob?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • elcroata Jan 6,2012 4:50 am || Up

        Purple kraut is great with dumplings and stewed beef

        Because survival is insufficient
  7. FreeSeatUpgrade Jan 5,2012 8:59 pm

    Project Runway All-Stars starts tonight. So psyched.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • wacchampions Jan 5,2012 9:13 pm || Up

      I have the DVR set….

      • lynnzgal Jan 5,2012 10:52 pm || Up

        omg, ty! I totally forgot!

        • lynnzgal Jan 5,2012 10:53 pm || Up

          And I have some leftover oven fried chicken to snack on, too. :)

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Jan 5,2012 10:56 pm || Up

            Go easy on the spoilers for a day or two.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • lynnzgal Jan 5,2012 11:07 pm || Up

              Good plan. I’m horrible like that.

              • wacchampions Jan 6,2012 12:03 am || Up

                And go easy on the fried chicken so I can have some!

              • Leopold Bloom Jan 6,2012 8:25 am || Up

                normally, if it’s something a lot of us watch, we create its own post.

                • elcroata Jan 6,2012 8:27 am || Up

                  Yeah, I’ll be making one on “Only fools and horses” any day now

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • Leopold Bloom Jan 6,2012 8:29 am || Up

                  Oh, I love that show!

                • elcroata Jan 6,2012 8:32 am || Up

                  You actually know that?! That was all kinds of awesome

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • Future Ed Jan 6,2012 12:30 pm || Up

                  “we”

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • No Broader Work (PDXAthleticsfan) Jan 6,2012 8:23 am || Up

              Yes, please. The NBW clan is flying in today from SJC/SFO, so we missed it to get the house in reasonably decent order.

              A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
    • Leopold Bloom Jan 6,2012 7:20 am || Up

      who they got? anyone good?

    • batgirl Jan 6,2012 12:56 pm || Up

      Watching tonight. I’m super excited. Except the description on TIVO seems to indicate there’s no Heidi?! What the heck?

      TC is getting too meaty for me. My kingdom for a vegetarian or vegan contestant. And of course FK Chris J and his I eat vegans t-shirt. So clever I could puke.

      • Future Ed Jan 6,2012 1:39 pm || Up

        good lord that was a lot of meat this last episode. (no idea when, I watched it last night)

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • DFA Jan 6,2012 3:19 pm || Up

          i love love love me some meat.

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Jan 6,2012 11:15 pm || Up

            It was disappointing, again, that in this Texas season the judges weren’t blown away by fantastic meat. It sounded like they flat-out disliked six of the nine meats prepared for them, which ain’t Top Chef-level cookin.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • Future Ed Jan 6,2012 11:24 pm || Up

              twice they have bbq’d for 300 people. that can’t be easy

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • FreeSeatUpgrade Jan 6,2012 11:25 pm || Up

                Fair enough. And both times working straight through the night, no sleep.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Leopold Bloom Jan 6,2012 11:42 pm || Up

                  that seems to be SOP for TC these days, though…

      • wacchampions Jan 6,2012 5:48 pm || Up

        It was weird to see it with all different judges and no Tim Gunn…I remember that I liked sweatpea when she was on before, but there was something different about her last night…

        • Leopold Bloom Jan 6,2012 7:34 pm || Up

          Tim Gunn’s not on?!!!

            • Leopold Bloom Jan 6,2012 7:52 pm || Up

              what the heck? IS EVERYONE TAKING CRAZY PILLS??!!!

              • dmoas Jan 6,2012 7:53 pm || Up

                I prefer going crazy naturally. I think it’s cheating to take pills to do it.

                • Leopold Bloom Jan 6,2012 8:05 pm || Up

                  hmmm. valid.

                • wacchampions Jan 6,2012 9:45 pm || Up

                  Yeah none of the cast from Project Runway is on it, I said to Ralph that it would have been hilarious if the woman who is the host of the show had said, “Make it work” as she left the workroom….I would have LOL’d

                • Leopold Bloom Jan 6,2012 9:51 pm || Up

                  Oh! Is it a Bravo show?!

                • wacchampions Jan 6,2012 11:14 pm || Up

                  Nope it’s on Lifetime, just like the regular one!

                • FreeSeatUpgrade Jan 6,2012 11:11 pm || Up

                  The new Heidi (Angela) was just awful. Wooden, flubbed even scripted rehearsed lines, and beyond that just had no presence at all. However, the beaded dress she wore to the runway show was the best garment on the show.

                  The new Tim is just like the old Tim…pale and vaguely Nordic, in a nice suit…except that she’s a British woman named Joanna. She was alright, but was only briefly in the show.

                  The new judges seemed pretty good, I’m looking forward to more of them.

                  The contestants are just plain good. Almost none of the stuff at the runway show looked like it came from a 99 cent store. The talent level on Project Runway has always seemed to me to be the best of all the talent-reality genre franchises. Everytime Mondo was on camera he just reminded me how much of a crime it was he didn’t win his season. He should have won the challenge, or maybe Jerrel.

                  Valentino looks tanned…like, leather-tanned.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • wacchampions Jan 6,2012 11:17 pm || Up

                  Yeah Mondo is good, but I dont really dig him, not sure I can put my finger on why though. Yeah Valentino doesnt even look real! What is different about Sweatpea, there was something way different about her look, but I couldnt figure it out. I remember liking her when she was on bit there was a big difference with her last night that I cant figure out!

                • Leopold Bloom Jan 6,2012 11:43 pm || Up

                  something off about Mondo. But Sweatpea always struck me as evil, too…

                • sslinger Jan 7,2012 8:15 am || Up

                  Well, if he’s already having his clothes made in sweatshops…

                • FiveMinuteMajorette Jan 7,2012 12:13 pm || Up

                  No Heidi–who I’m convinced does not consume mortal food and drink, but opens her refrigerator to partake of one of myriad bottles of liquid sunshine–I’m already a third of the way out the door.
                  No Tim Gunn, I’m not watching.

                • FreeSeatUpgrade Jan 7,2012 12:16 pm || Up

                  Yeah, those are tough to get past. But I’m optimistic that the regular judges are going to make for good TV, maybe better than Kors and Garcia. More than that, though, the designers not only super talented, the personalities will be fun.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Leopold Bloom Jan 7,2012 7:08 pm || Up

                  Watched it at work last night. The hosts are nowhere near Tim Gunn/Heidi level, but Isaac Mizrachi is always a delight. And he makes the list of 10,000. And I think I might make his, too…

                • batgirl Jan 8,2012 6:58 am || Up

                  I do like Mizrahi and I think it’s hilarious that he’s included since his terrible Project Runway knockoff “The Fashion Show” bombed. He is tailor made for this sort of venue. I didn’t dislike Georgina Chapman, but alarm bells are sounding big time since she’s married to Harvey Weinstein and PR is a Weinstein production. The new hostess is sort of eh and I immediately didn’t like how she adopted Heidi’s fluttery-finger wave.

                  I continue to be amazed how unschooled some of the contestants are in how to go about winning the game. It’s the unconventional challenge, Sweet P, for heaven’s sake don’t pick up a pile of what is basically fabric and expect not to get reamed by the judges. Elisa needed to go before they even started. She was likely chosen more for her “personality” than her actual designing.

                  I can’t stand Kenley, but I’m sure she’ll be kept around for her ability to stir up conflict. Also not a real fan of April or Mila. My favorite designers of the bunch are probably Rami, Mondo, and Gordana. On a personality level, I do rather like Austin Scarlett and Anthony.

                • Leopold Bloom Jan 8,2012 8:12 am || Up

                  I forgot how much I liked Rami.

                • FreeSeatUpgrade Jan 8,2012 9:04 am || Up

                  I’m looking forward to some Anthony vs Austin Scarlett high-strung bitch-fests. And April looks way too much like the dumb girl from Glee for me to take her seriously.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Leopold Bloom Jan 8,2012 10:03 am || Up

                  I’m rooting for Austin. That bitch is the original fierce!

                • lynnzgal Jan 10,2012 7:40 pm || Up

                  Me, too. But I question why he has to be on this show, if he’s all successful and all.

                • Future Ed Jan 10,2012 8:28 pm || Up

                  Beats working, no?

                  I bet all the people on the bravo and post bravo reality serieses do OK.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • batgirl Jan 11,2012 12:13 pm || Up

                  What I’ve never figured out is why some company like Target or Macy’s hasn’t hooked up with PR do do rotating collections of all the favorite designers. I’d think they would sell like hotcakes.

  8. nobody in particular Jan 5,2012 10:12 pm

    I love the Scrabble “Teacher” guy in the lower right corner of the app… sometimes I underperform so badly that I swear he scowls at me. Other times I do well and he looks like he just smoked really good grass.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • spwc2005 (G_S) Jan 6,2012 9:11 am || Up

      Dude needs to share.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  9. WaddellCanseco Jan 6,2012 7:27 am

    Goldstein’s Top 20 is out. It’s fairly decent.

  10. doctorK Jan 6,2012 8:04 am

    Qi? Don’t the words need to be English?

    • spwc2005 (G_S) Jan 6,2012 9:55 am || Up

      Scrabble has so many FKing technicalities that if one wants to seriously play, one must learn all sorts of bullshit non-English words.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • nevermoor Jan 6,2012 10:14 am || Up

        Exactly.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • ptbnl Jan 6,2012 3:19 pm || Up

        Like American.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • monkeyball Jan 6,2012 3:54 pm || Up

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • spwc2005 (G_S) Jan 6,2012 5:50 pm || Up

          or Canadian or words from any number of sub-dialects.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS

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