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27 Sep 2011  |  monkeyball  |Game Thread

41 thoughts on “Where’s my Ka’aihue? Where’s my Ka’aihue?”

  1. Soaker Sep 27,2011 6:38 pm

    That lineup shows the value they’ve put on avoiding 90 losses, namely, a lot.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • nevermoor Sep 27,2011 7:02 pm || Up

      So you’re saying this represents trying? Sigh.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • lenscrafters Sep 27,2011 8:40 pm || Up

      Hard to say. The lineup contains Matsui.

  2. andeux Sep 27,2011 6:51 pm

    Dental plan.

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 27,2011 6:56 pm || Up

      This season:

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • monkeyball Sep 27,2011 7:01 pm || Up

        New nickname for Lew: The Gouger

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  3. andeux Sep 27,2011 7:17 pm

    An auspicious start to the game.

    TINSTAAFK
  4. Future Ed Sep 27,2011 7:17 pm

    That’ll do, type a

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  5. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 27,2011 7:17 pm

    Ham! Booming shot!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • ptbnl Sep 27,2011 7:25 pm || Up

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  6. JediLeroy Sep 27,2011 8:25 pm

    I know round numbers are arbitrary, but I sure would like W’ham to finish with 30 dingers and 100 ribbies.

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    • JediLeroy Sep 27,2011 8:26 pm || Up

      Give Coco a 50th stolen base, while we’re at it.

      az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
      • nevermoor Sep 27,2011 8:27 pm || Up

        And Weeks a 10th overslide?

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • Soaker Sep 27,2011 8:32 pm || Up

          Cahill has given up 19 home runs (3…2…1…)

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • nevermoor Sep 27,2011 8:34 pm || Up

            And 81 walks. He can DO IT!

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • dmoas Sep 27,2011 8:35 pm || Up

              It sure would help us lose this one so we move up in the draft.

              • Future Ed Sep 27,2011 8:38 pm || Up

                pitsburgh lost, Colorado losing. A’s were tied with them as play began today

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • lenscrafters Sep 27,2011 8:43 pm || Up

                  So we’re picking 10th or 11th? At the beginning of the day, they had a chance to pick anywhere from 6th to 11th.

                • Future Ed Sep 27,2011 8:44 pm || Up

                  a loss we stay at 9 a win 11.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • lenscrafters Sep 27,2011 8:48 pm || Up

                  Right I’m assuming we win today, and picking 10th is contingent on COL winning and us losing tomorrow.

  7. grover Sep 27,2011 8:47 pm

    Cahill’s got a pretty line…

    He doing well or do the M’s just suck that much?

    • Future Ed Sep 27,2011 8:49 pm || Up

      He is really spotting the ball well with great late movement causing weak contact.

      Yeah, the Mariners suck

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  8. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 27,2011 9:40 pm

    Victory! Sweet victory!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • andeux Sep 27,2011 9:41 pm || Up

      I’ll drink to that.

      TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Sep 27,2011 9:47 pm || Up

      Now that they’ve avoided the 90th loss, it’s a donnybrook for the 8-11 draft slots tomorrow among FLA, PIT, COL and the A’s. The Marlins and Rockies play in the afternoon and the Pirates should be done early in the A’s-M’s game. If the early game results and tiebreakers show the A’s can gain appreciably I’ll make a one-night exception to the rule.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • lenscrafters Sep 27,2011 9:54 pm || Up

        Pittsburgh and Florida can’t finish with a better record than the A’s and since both had worse seasons than the A’s last year, both would pick in front of the A’s, yes?

        • Soaker Sep 27,2011 9:56 pm || Up

          Yes, I see that now. It’s between the A’s and Colorado for 10-11. Blah. Go A’s!

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Soaker Sep 27,2011 10:07 pm || Up

            And to clarify it now, as reliever Barry Zito strikes out Kz to end the game, a Rockies win plus an A’s loss tomorrow gives the A’s the 10th draft position; any other combination and the A’s draft 11th.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • lenscrafters Sep 27,2011 10:10 pm || Up

              Jeez…Kz’s numbers in Colorado are just as bad as they were here.

  9. suspicious coin Sep 27,2011 10:32 pm

    The end of the Dodgers/DBacks game was some kind of fun.

  10. ptbnl Sep 27,2011 10:33 pm

    Owings just got the vulture win of all vulture wins … give up 5 in the top of the 10th but have your team-mates score 6 unearned in the bottom half.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • suspicious coin Sep 27,2011 10:38 pm || Up

      It’s all part of the brilliant managerial plan of Fistpump Assface.

    • JediLeroy Sep 27,2011 10:38 pm || Up

      Wow. I can’t wait to watch that inning.

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      • suspicious coin Sep 27,2011 10:43 pm || Up

        Ended on a walkoff slam, down by three runs.

      • suspicious coin Sep 27,2011 10:45 pm || Up

        Ugh. Just watched the video. Ryan Roberts did the fistpump and pointed to the dugout as he rounded the bases. Shit list.

        • nevermoor Sep 28,2011 11:46 am || Up

          Meh. When you do something that’s happened < 30 times in MLB history…

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • suspicious coin Sep 28,2011 12:21 pm || Up

            It’s not the celebration, its the 1988 fistpump.

            • nevermoor Sep 28,2011 12:27 pm || Up

              1988 fistpump:

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  11. suspicious coin Sep 27,2011 10:35 pm

    Sheesh. Three home runs, were any of those pitches strikes?

    • ptbnl Sep 28,2011 7:21 am || Up

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.

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