- Ron Gardenhire’s Five Stages of Losing Nick Punto
- A’s to move to “true” dynamic pricing this year (at least for the big AoE games) (via ML/v0)
- Chip Johnson (one of the Chron’s true stars) on Jerry’s scorched-earth anti-redev policy’s potential impact on Oakland/East Bay (also via ML/v0)
- I am Voros McCracken — and so is Leopold Bloom!
- Holy crap, is that an ugly-ass shirt (no, the A’s are too downmarket to offer one)
- Speaking of downmarket Oakland …
- Speaking of upmarket Oakland … (there’s your Oakland corporate ballpark sponsorship! They should sponsor the actual field: weGrow Grass [at Peerless Park])
- Uh, whu? Bayview to Chinatown? Patronage by Willie Brown to Chinatown pols/community leaders? Ahhh, I see: SFMTA considers Pelosi’s Subway to Nowhere to be part of the Third St Light Rail project (initiated by His Willieness) — the subway itself still isn’t spec’ed to go past Caltrain
- nm bait
- mikev/mb/LB bait
- mikea/xbx bait
- These are pretty great …
- … but these are FKin’ awesome
- In former home of Athletics Franchise, game is ahead of you
- In former Soviet Union, your smile doesn’t trust reporter
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4. I never knew his given name wasn’t Voros.
6. The “Crusty white stains on the blankets and sheets†one is from my hometown. Make of that what you will.
11. I thought they were usually stringier than that picture.
15. related
“Bob McCracken” wouldn’t have resonated quite the same.
This is pretty clever.
WTF? “Your honor, this party’s testimony has no merit, because I shot the victim in broad daylight on a crowded street.” (I know, I suspect Abbot’s argument went to Ven-A-Care’s standing, but if they’ve been doing this with no relevant objections heretofore, and it’s all according to statutes …)
It’s certainly a creative argument, but without knowing the relevant statutes “Plaintiff has nothing to do with any of this and has suffered no harm” is vanilla motion to dismiss stuff.
Beef content of Taco Bell tacos is comparable to the
baseball content of an average Grillpercentage of the A’s payroll devoted to the bullpen.Shit
Oh for FK’s sake.
Yeah, what you said.
Plus, there goes some of AA’s Jedi cred.
Damn, but that’s a smart move by TX.
… and further evidence of the idiocy of Reagins.
Damn, I feel like we have a better reliever to offer…
Yeah, but we’re “set” at those positions.
Damn 25th man Conor Jackson…
Napoli would’ve been nice when we inevitably realize by mid May that we need a new DH.
feh. gap between us and texas just got bigger.
Really?
Breslow: 1/$1.4M
How did the sulK-off not make this list?
Richard Attenborough and Charles Mingus? Richard Attenborough and Charles Mingus.
8: I’m essentially always for more mass transit.
4. How does Passan continue to get writing assignments? I’ll admit that he has improved from barely intelligible to merely difficult to read without cringing. And wasn’t the moneball movie shelved?
Moneyball The Movie is still going full speed ahead. But this article bugs me, because of
The rest of the article makes pretty clear that McCracken’s subsequent career/money trevails are exactly in line with his lifelong pattern of depression and depression-driven choices…dropping out, quitting jobs, letting himself go, etc. Passan tries to hint that Voros is getting blackballed, but the truth appears tio be more prosaic than that: he’s got mental health issues, and those make it tough to get a job.
If Passan were smarter, he would have used elements of DIPS as a structuring device for the article — something like bipolar geniuses alternate between strikeouts and HRs, but the quotidian mechanics of running a ballclub (and advancing science/knowledge by increments) rely on the unpredictable routine of putting balls in play; or just stick with the BIP idea, and focus on the volatility.
5: At least there’s one for Napoli’s team
6. From the Europe link, Turkey may have 1 & 2 but London gets 3, 4, 5 & 8.
DFWAS
2. If it’s only used for the “Premium” games, then it is not in fact true “dynamic pricing,” it’s merely a different way for the A’s to charge more for high demand games (and, they hope, create demand to buy early for those games). True dynamic pricing means you charge less for low-demand games, like the Giants did last year. The A’s sure as hell ain’t doing that (do I hear $2 Every Weekday Night ‘Cept Giants-Yanks-BoSox tickets?).
Also,
If it costs me more to take my kids to see fireworks or to teach them how to heckle Boston fans, for example, how is that a win for “the Oakland A’s community”?
because they are drawing out all the consumer surplus!
I think if the A’s went Full Dynamic, they’d break the algorithm. They’d also end up paying people to attend games (which might actually be a revenue-positive approach if they did something like $1 admission with $2 scrip credit attached to the ticket).
Speaking of tickets and buying early, I just sent out my a la carte “ticket package” plan to my group of A’s buddies and am planning to head to the stadium on Saturday to make my mass ticket buy.
My plan this year is all the Wednesday 7pm $2 games, Opening night, the SF Gi Saturday game, the Angels double header, and then a couple other Saturday games to fill in the blanks. It’s a mix of bleacher, value deck and $2 plaza outfield tickets and the strip of 10 games costs 75 bucks- I’m going to miss dirt cheap baseball once they sort out the stadium situation.
3. Chip (and in turn ML) misunderstood what Lindheim said. Jerry’s proposal would not clear an extra $10M for Oakland’s General Fund as a net gain. Lindheim said that the $10M to the GF would be greatly subsumed by the loss of City functions which redevelopment currently pays for. The net effect of Jerry’s proposal would be a dramatic loss of revenue for Oakland.
Though I agree with his opinions more than half the time, Chip Johnson is a lousy reporter who often mis-states easily verified facts, in large part because he is incredibly lazy at his job.
Sounds like Gammon’s take is more accurate.
WTF? I thought transactions involving >$1M required Tootsie’s approval.
They do, so he must have.
Perhaps Reagins was just embarrassed cause he got roughly the equivalent of a roll of quarters.
Yeah, that’s almost worse in that he realized he was getting screwed but not how badly.
make your own microfluidic device. technically speaking, powerpoint and a photocopier aren’t all you’ll need – you will need to buy some pdms, but that is cheap and easy to get a hold of
do you fkers eat cake with a spoon or a fork?
Fingers.
Hands behind back and lean into it.
(fork)
Totally fork. What kind of freak uses a spoon?
TWSS
huh. the spoon is so much more convenient. too bad the rest of the human race hasn’t caught up to me.
Spoon here.
bff (except for the elliot smith thing)
Spoon if I’m eating it with ice cream. And why the hell would you eat cake without ice cream?
I’ve never understood how anyone could eat cake with ice cream slowly enough for the ic to melt and require a spoon.
It’s not necessarily that the length of time leads to the ice cream melting, it’s just that in the pairing of cake and ice cream, ice cream takes precedence and thus dictates the choice of utensil. Sans cake, would you choose a fork to eat ice cream?
I don’t understand eating the ice cream before (not bite by biter with) the cake.
Precedence as in order of importance, not order of eating.
I don’t understand eating cake in a world full of pie.
::ducks::
Most cake is awful. Most pie is excellent.
But if there’s a good cake, with good ice cream, I’ll eat it. With a fork.
Ginny plum crumble (made with fruit that’s been steeping for 6 months to make plum gin) with top quality vanilla ice cream is unbeatable.
In college, I played spoons and tuning fork for The Ginny Plum Crumble.
Boston Cream Pie says you’re a liar.
This from a cake that calls itself a pie.
Just the tip of the pie-berg.
Strawberry rhubarb.
Since I was a teenager I have insisted on having pie at my birthday celebrations rather than cake. Usually coconut custard or blueberry.
And this year on my birthday I’ll be having Root Beer Floats!
Or Orange Crush Floats!!
Only if it were served by Lyle Alzado.
Best birthday cake I ever got
This thread NEEDS MOAR SPORK.
Ooh, a sporkmanteau!
Ooops, I see now that you were saying “Spore Mork”, the oonerspism, as opposed to the “Spork” portmanteau.
Sporkerism?
Park factors are real!
“buy”?
10: Reminds me of the joke: “I was listening to a Philip Glass record and didn’t realize it was skipping until an hour later.”
Has the other site crossed the line in being to close to its advertisers?
Not me. Ad Block Plus wins.
Specifically, a community that gives him free pr and ridicules people who point out his bullshit.
Like… advertising?
NOTHING HAS CHANGED. EVERYTHING IS THE SAME.
The apologism is getting ridiculous. This was a recent defense of why the team no longer has FanFest.
{snerk}
yeah, yeah, I recognize that it’s not an actual word.
Buying more sycophancy from the AN overseeers, and the concomitant “me too, Lew’s great, you suck” from the commentariat for the (I’m sure paltry) price of an ad is probably a very good ROI for Lew.
I pretty much never visit AN any more except for when one of you FKers points me to it. Realized just now that it’s been three weeks since my last visit there, my username has been logged out, and I’m not much inclined to change that.
I need to do that again. I’m mostly driving myself crazy over there.
I was logged out for a couple of months until I logged in to make a fAnShOt about all the unwanted giveaways I’m regiving away… then decided “eh, fuck ’em” and didn’t post anything. But since I’d logged in, it now looks like I’ve “visited” more recently than I actually have.
Except for when FKers point me to it.
wow, i totally forgot that site existed.
Does make me envious that we haven’t been able to work out anything with Frank’s.
Dear Quality Kraut Singles,
We have a large community with teens of regular posters, which is shielded from Google indexing. I CAN HAZ AD DOLLARS?
I’m working out a co-op deal whereby we partner with Frank’s and eHarmony on an FK dating site.
I doubt much of the ** demographic is terribly interested in the Hyatt Place Mesa. For the first weekend I’ll be down there, Kayak is quoting a lowest rate of $159 + $24 taxes = $183/night. I’m a Motel 6/Econo Lodge type which I suspect is not too uncommon among **’ers.
Where’s the Bates Motel ad? That one would probably generate some business.
Yeah, that’s one stoopid ad buy (unless the rates are incredibly cheap — which they may well be — and if the real motivation is less to drive sales than it is to curry favor).
It’s entirely possible that one sale pays for the entire buy.
And there are certainly people over there who I could imagine doing it.
Truer words, etc