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Rangers up 1-0 going to bottom 1. They shoulda had … well, more. Lincecum looks Freaked out.

41 thoughts on “WS g1: Rangers at Giants

  1. nanotrebuchet Oct 27,2010 5:38 pm

    jim almighty but bengie molina is slow.

    • monkeyball Oct 27,2010 5:40 pm || Up

      And yet Torres can’t throw him out from CF.

      Giants look terrible in the field and on the mound.

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      • nanotrebuchet Oct 27,2010 6:05 pm || Up

        seriously, i was shocked that the throw was that bad. take your time, you’ll still get him by 20 feet.

    • monkeyball Oct 27,2010 5:42 pm || Up

      You know how humans are 60% water? Molina is 60% hagfish slime.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  2. monkeyball Oct 27,2010 5:42 pm

    Sweet Ba’al almighty. This game is going to take 4 hours.

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • nanotrebuchet Oct 27,2010 6:04 pm || Up

      half of that is molina going from third to home.

    • Soaker Oct 27,2010 6:38 pm || Up

      The last time a World Series game checked in with a time of game of under 3 hours: Game 5 between the Tigers and Cardinals in 2006 (2:56). The 15 World Series games from 2007-2009 all took at least 3 hours, and 13 of the 15 went 3:23 or longer.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • ptbnl Oct 27,2010 7:58 pm || Up

        Looooong advert breaks.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • monkeyball Oct 27,2010 8:41 pm || Up

        3:56

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • nanotrebuchet Oct 27,2010 9:05 pm || Up

          more baseball = better, this time of year.

          • andeux Oct 27,2010 9:09 pm || Up

            A crisp 2:30 game can contain the same amount of baseball as one of these 4 hour ones.

            TINSTAAFK
            • nanotrebuchet Oct 27,2010 9:26 pm || Up

              that reminds me of something i noticed about the 2004 alcs and the 2005 alcs.

              2004 alcs game times: 3:20, 3:15, 4:20, 5:02, 5:49, 3:50, 3:31. In addition to the two extra-inning thrillers, the teams generally hit a ton – 12.3 runs and 21.8 hits per game.

              2005 alcs game times: 2:47, 2:34, 2;42, 2:46, 3:11. 6.8 runs and 13.6 hits per game.

              • andeux Oct 28,2010 9:38 am || Up

                Wow, check out Chicago’s pitching for that series – only 1 inning from their bullpen.

                TINSTAAFK
            • nevermoor Oct 27,2010 11:18 pm || Up

              In fact, by definition it does.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  3. Soaker Oct 27,2010 5:55 pm

    Nolan Ryan looked like he was still thinking about some of the sights he saw when he inadvertently wandered into the Castro earlier today.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • monkeyball Oct 27,2010 6:07 pm || Up

      Whammy!

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  4. nevermoor Oct 27,2010 5:58 pm

    1989!

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  5. monkeyball Oct 27,2010 6:09 pm

    Posey really does have a nice approach at the plate ass.

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  6. nanotrebuchet Oct 27,2010 7:09 pm

    This is the worst pitching duel game thread ever.

    • JediLeroy Oct 27,2010 7:40 pm || Up

      Dangit Sal–the one thing I had to post on FK today and you took it from me.

      Gotta think of something now…

      Uh, Cliff Lee just got 20 million dollars poorer?

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      • monkeyball Oct 27,2010 7:42 pm || Up

        I’m hoping Nolan Ryan thinks Lee is a big choker

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        • nanotrebuchet Oct 27,2010 7:56 pm || Up

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        • ptbnl Oct 27,2010 8:03 pm || Up

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  7. oblique Oct 27,2010 7:38 pm

    What a crappy game.

  8. monkeyball Oct 27,2010 7:48 pm

    Most unforced errors in one WS game ever?

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  9. nanotrebuchet Oct 27,2010 7:58 pm

    been a while since vlad’s played the field. yeesh.

  10. ptbnl Oct 27,2010 7:59 pm

    Vladdy is no longer an outfielder.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  11. ptbnl Oct 27,2010 8:04 pm

    Jesus … did someone butter Vlad’s glove?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • sslinger Oct 27,2010 9:48 pm || Up

      Needs moar hagfish slime!

      • ptbnl Oct 28,2010 8:46 am || Up

        I was expecting a euphemism alert.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • monkeyball Oct 28,2010 9:16 am || Up

          Perhaps he responded to yours with one of his own.

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  12. sslinger Oct 28,2010 10:56 am

    I’m going to tonight’s game. The only thing orange I have is my t-shirt from the ASG – American on the front, Haren on the back. Subversive enough?

    • nanotrebuchet Oct 28,2010 11:05 am || Up

      I was in Fenway when they filmed the climactic scene for that Jimmy Fallon-Drew Barrymore movie. The film crew had all of us move down to the lower sections after the game and asked us all to chant, “Let’s Go Red Sox!” I quietly slipped in a “Let’s Go Oakland” that was easily drowned out by the other 10,000 extras. But mixed in with all that pro-Red Sox cheering, the movie contains a a small bit of windmill-tilting.

    • nevermoor Oct 28,2010 11:12 am || Up

      As long as you wear your A’s hat.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • sslinger Oct 28,2010 11:16 am || Up

        I’ll probably go with the ASG hat, but may sport the green & gold shoes.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 28,2010 12:52 pm || Up

      It’s supposed to rain, so perhaps a nice yellow rain slicker.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."

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