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KRAUT KRISIS!!! 14

24 Jun 2010  |  monkeyball  |KOTD
  1. Too Much Rain Threatens Sauerkraut Production: 83%? Seems to me that the US kraut market requires federal antitrust intervention.
  2. Better call Sauerkraut Saul!
  3. SAUERKRAUT BALLS!

14 thoughts on “KRAUT KRISIS!!!”

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 24,2010 7:13 pm

    On Tuesday, the andeux contingent brought kraut made from this place. It was gooooood. As you’d expect from the winners of the Charcuterie To Swoon For award.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 24,2010 7:16 pm

    1. Seriously. Is there something about cabbage growing which handicaps all non-Wisconsin kraut producers?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • monkeyball Jun 24,2010 7:49 pm || Up

      I blame Herb Kohlrabi.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  3. lenscrafters Jun 24,2010 9:46 pm

    SuSlu reports

    Recently, Geren has drawn criticism from a tactical standpoint – intentionally walking Justin Morneau with the bases empty, which backfired; failing to double switch with Andrew Bailey last week in Chicago, leading to the pitcher’s spot leading off the ninth – but Beane said that Geren provided reasons for his decisions, and he’s satisfied with them. In addition, he said he believes that Geren has the team playing hard and has a will to win, which is what he wants to see.

    He really is out of touch.

    • nevermoor Jun 26,2010 9:21 am || Up

      He meant team USA

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  4. batgirl Jun 25,2010 1:10 pm

    Re: 2 – How come Stomper doesn’t have a facebook page? He needs a positive FB presence to counteract his detractors. To be fair, though, after a few glasses of pruno he might get a little loose–who wouldn’t?

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 25,2010 3:15 pm || Up

      {Note to self: ply batgirl with pruno.}

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Poppy Jun 25,2010 7:57 pm || Up

      Splash, the Ports’ mascot, is one of my FB friends. Yeah, I’m desperately lonely.

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
      • salb918 Jun 25,2010 8:38 pm || Up

        I think I’ll unfriend you.

        • Poppy Jun 25,2010 8:53 pm || Up

          But will you follow me on Twitter?

          There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  5. Poppy Jun 27,2010 11:33 pm
    Sunday night Nightmare Fuel

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
    • green star oakland Jun 27,2010 11:56 pm || Up

      And its antidote:

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • monkeyball Jun 28,2010 12:15 am || Up

        Public libraries? Streetcar rails in the presumably non-private-thoroughfare? SOCIALISM!!!11!

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come

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