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Games 23-26: Pinball Wizards 211

Monday at 4:10: Manaea vs. Rich Hill
Tuesday at 4:10: Montas vs. Michael Wacha
Wednesday at 4:10: Irvin vs. Tyler Glasnow
Thursday at 10:10 a.m.: Bassitt vs. (TBA) LHP Shane McClanahan

Hill is 41 now and has been hit pretty hard. Glasnow has barely been hit at all (30-2/3 innings, 14 hits, 7 runs, 9 BB, 46 K). Joey Wendle is rocking the early part of the season to the tune of .324/.347/.549.

What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone

211 thoughts on “Games 23-26: Pinball Wizards

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 26,2021 4:10 pm

    Even that deaf dumb and blind kid knows this place is a grotesque monstrosity.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Apr 26,2021 5:23 pm || Up

      It just wasn’t a great experience when I went there in 2017. Granted that was at the very end of the Trevor Plouffe Era, with Chapman called up immediately after that road trip, so the overall A’s fan mood wasn’t good anyway. But Marlins Park was a breath of fresh air (even with the roof closed) after that on that trip. I can’t see ever spending money to go back to St. Pete unless/until there’s a new ballpark.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  2. andeux Apr 26,2021 4:32 pm

    So far Hill looks like his old self, while Manaea is OK but having trouble putting hitters away.

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  3. andeux Apr 26,2021 4:35 pm

    Don’t make the first out at 3B Ramon.

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  4. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 26,2021 4:36 pm

    Just a horrible decision by Ramon to run. Short lead, defense attentive (holding him on) makes first out of the inning at third base. Take away his green light now.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  5. lenscrafters Apr 26,2021 4:38 pm

    To my eye, it seems like Chapman’s struggles right now come down to not being able to get around on fastballs. He had a 3-1 count that at bat, and Hill threw an 89 mph fastball right down the middle but he was only able to foul it back. This isn’t the first time I’ve seen him miss some really hittable fastballs in good counts.

    • andeux Apr 26,2021 4:41 pm || Up

      I’ve noticed some of those as well.

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    • andeux Apr 26,2021 5:17 pm || Up

      Exactly the same thing in his second AB, though he then walked on the 3-2.

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      • lenscrafters Apr 26,2021 5:19 pm || Up

        Yeah, Murphy though, did not miss the next one.

  6. Ice Cream Apr 26,2021 4:49 pm

    Tony Kemp gets an A for effort in left.

    Where is the good in "good-bye"?
  7. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 26,2021 4:57 pm

    Move over Capt Sal!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Apr 26,2021 5:01 pm || Up

      We’re going to have a stop-the-game ceremony the next time Canha gets hit. Sal should be there to present him with a case of Band-Aids.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Apr 26,2021 5:04 pm || Up

        how does a lefty hit him?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • andeux Apr 26,2021 5:06 pm || Up

          Breaking ball to the back foot in this case.

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      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 26,2021 5:32 pm || Up

        For Sal it was likely a tube of Bengay and a handful of greenies.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Soaker Apr 26,2021 5:59 pm || Up

          During his Oakland tenure the A’s played 1450 regular season games and Sal played in 1410 of them. Not quite Cal Ripken but pretty dang close, and I’d guess chemistry would be part of the explanation.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  8. lenscrafters Apr 26,2021 5:03 pm

    I think Arozarena is going to hit .800 against us this series.

    • Soaker Apr 26,2021 5:16 pm || Up

      The Tampa Bay talk is that he’s been “expanding the zone”, getting a little full of himself after his postseason.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Apr 26,2021 6:34 pm || Up

      yes

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Apr 26,2021 6:42 pm || Up

        I might take the over.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  9. Ice Cream Apr 26,2021 5:20 pm

    Just what the doctor ordered–for one of the A’s to square up on one of Hill’s pitches. Boom!

    Where is the good in "good-bye"?
  10. lenscrafters Apr 26,2021 5:47 pm

    Hit and run against a guy who’s having issues throwing strikes? LOL thanks for the help, Rays.

  11. Future Ed Apr 26,2021 5:51 pm

    wait, tony kemp is starting v a lefty?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • lenscrafters Apr 26,2021 5:58 pm || Up

      His last 3 starts have been in LF against lefties. Pretty good reason to want Pinder back asap (though Kemp has somehow found his way on base twice already).

  12. andeux Apr 26,2021 6:01 pm

    Murphy doing it all today.

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  13. andeux Apr 26,2021 6:13 pm

    Safe (but may well not be overturned).

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    • andeux Apr 26,2021 6:14 pm || Up

      Yep.
      And you don’t see Bob get that mad often.

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      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 26,2021 6:16 pm || Up

        Such a fucked up result. Clearly he’s safe on the correct angle. Just because you have to look closely doesn’t mean it’s not clear.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • andeux Apr 26,2021 6:20 pm || Up

          Seems like it should have been clear in real time to the guy standing right over it.

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      • mikeA Apr 26,2021 6:19 pm || Up

        Some good defense this game!

    • Soaker Apr 26,2021 6:17 pm || Up

      Bob’s problem is with Barber, the HP umpire. Remember that Barber kicked both Melvin and Lowrie out of a game a few years ago. If Barber gets the call (apparently) right with a “safe”, that call isn’t overturned either.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • andeux Apr 26,2021 6:22 pm || Up

        This is also the crew we had for the first 7 games of this season.
        Wednesday we will probably have to contend with the combination of Glasnow pitching and Gorman behind the plate.

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      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 26,2021 6:23 pm || Up

        Different guy maybe? According to this (for an umpire fantasy league!) it was Will Little who tossed Bob and Jed, vs NYY in 2017.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Soaker Apr 26,2021 6:26 pm || Up

          Ooh yes, that’s what I was thinking of. Four-letter first name, six-letter second name, otherwise umpires aren’t very distinguishable.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • andeux Apr 26,2021 6:31 pm || Up

            But Barber did eject Melvin in another game in Tampa.

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  14. lenscrafters Apr 26,2021 6:17 pm

    Replay is never going to work as long as you have the people who are incentivized to have it not work in control of the outcomes.

    • Soaker Apr 26,2021 6:38 pm || Up

      It probably shouldn’t be an active umpire sitting at the monitors. Have NFL officials do this for baseball and have MLB umpires do it for football.

      Nevertheless, I was unenthusiastic about expanding replay beyond home run/not a home run, but I think as it has evolved it’s a 95% improvement over what we had before. Although I do have some sense that sometimes umpires now just mentally flip a coin and figure New York will work it out.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • andeux Apr 26,2021 6:51 pm || Up

        On this one I have more of an issue with the initial call. Just from where the ball was caught and where the runner was, he looked safe, and it should have been called that way.
        I wasn’t surprised that it wasn’t overturned on replay, with the standard of needing to be 100% clear.

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        • mikeA Apr 26,2021 6:52 pm || Up

          He was getting his whole body ready for the out call before the ball arrived.

      • lenscrafters Apr 26,2021 7:05 pm || Up

        We hear a lot about umpires on the field being measured and judged (not that it ever changes anything), but do we know anything if umpires in the replay booth are being held accountable in any way?

        There just seems to me to be a rise in obvious miscalls that aren’t being fixed with replay, and if the guys in the booth aren’t being held accountable, well that’s one way to get people questioning replay as a whole and sink the system.

        • lenscrafters Apr 26,2021 7:33 pm || Up

          Also it seems like the NFL has replay officials who are a separate group of folks from the regular on field refs (though obviously NFL replay isn’t perfect either), which seems to negate the potential conflict of interest issues MLB has with rotating on field umpires into the replay booth.

          • Future Ed Apr 26,2021 7:40 pm || Up

            that seems like an HR nightmare. can’t see the factions getting on at all

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • nevermoor Apr 27,2021 11:42 am || Up

      They should do it rugby-style, where the conversation and video angles are public.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  15. 5Aces Apr 26,2021 6:38 pm

    Grrrr

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  16. lenscrafters Apr 26,2021 6:42 pm

    I don’t think many A’s fans will be able to survive a season’s worth of Diekman and Trivino closing games.

  17. 5Aces Apr 26,2021 6:43 pm

    Proud that my motivational grrr inspired Jake to get back to work.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  18. mikeA Apr 26,2021 6:43 pm

    Miracle. My health has really declined since the ’19 trade deadline.

  19. 5Aces Apr 26,2021 7:01 pm

    Anyone have a GroupOn for defibrillators? Need to be prepared..

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  20. Soaker Apr 26,2021 7:02 pm

    Mmmkay, the call at home plate didn’t really affect anything about the game such as forcing the A’s to use pitchers differently, so we’ll let that one slide.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  21. andeux Apr 26,2021 7:03 pm

    After yesterday’s mini-meltdown to end the streak, it feels big to come right back and win a close one against a good pitcher (and with that bad call against us).

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  22. Glorious Mundy Apr 26,2021 7:11 pm

    Where would this team be if they hadn’t resigned Petit?

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 26,2021 7:17 pm || Up

      Gros.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  23. Future Ed Apr 26,2021 7:27 pm

    How is michael “fozzy bear” wacha been? hopefully bad

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  24. Glorious Mundy Apr 27,2021 12:01 pm

    Pretty good oral history-type thing about Eck in The Athletic. I like this bit about Spring Training 1987.

    Eckersley: Canseco already went deep first time up. Next time, he hits one off the center-field fence, so he’s on second base. I got into the stretch and I throw, it’s fouled off, and he’s going to third! It’s 6-0, we’re in spring training! And I go, “What the fuck!” I look at Canseco, “The fuck!” And he points in the dugout. So I look in the dugout and it’s Tony and he’s going, “Yeah, it’s me! I told him!” I said, “Fuck you!” And La Russa goes, “Fuck you!” And he’s screaming at me, right? I’m telling you, eight days later, I’m in his clubhouse, his office, I got traded.

    La Russa: It was awkward.

  25. andeux Apr 27,2021 1:28 pm

    Day off for Chapman today.
    With four games on turf, Bob is likely giving almost everyone one of them off, but this one also seems like it might be needed.
    I’m more surprised Brown isn’t in the lineup instead of Piscotty.

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  26. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2021 4:26 pm

    In my opinion third base is the ONLY place head-first sliding is smart.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  27. andeux Apr 27,2021 4:29 pm

    Well, Chapman would have made that play.

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    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2021 4:30 pm || Up

      Yup. Kiermeyer went on contact, with Chapman they get the out at home easy.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  28. 5Aces Apr 27,2021 4:42 pm

    Bases loaded, no one out, and thise garbage results are actually better than I expected.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  29. lenscrafters Apr 27,2021 4:42 pm

    Potential big inning quashed by Machin and Andrus.

  30. Soaker Apr 27,2021 5:34 pm

    This is somebody who was thought destined for politics when he was with the A’s…

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2021 6:08 pm || Up

      My personal Jerry Blevins memory is running into him the day before the 2012 playoffs started. It was at the MRI office.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Soaker Apr 27,2021 6:11 pm || Up

        A pair of True Athletics.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  31. Future Ed Apr 27,2021 5:49 pm

    be nice if the A’s could find guys to play short like Joey Wendell

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Apr 27,2021 5:56 pm || Up

      Wendle got us Heim, Heim (partially) got us Andrus.
      Yuck.

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  32. 5Aces Apr 27,2021 5:54 pm

    Graphic just said Wacha threw 6993 pitches. Now thats a ironman.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  33. Future Ed Apr 27,2021 5:55 pm

    ok, not listening or watching currently.

    Olson doubles on a ground ball to 2b?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Apr 27,2021 5:56 pm || Up

      Down the first base line, fielded in the bullpen by the 2b because of the shift.

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      • Glorious Mundy Apr 27,2021 6:02 pm || Up

        Korach rather comically called it foul at first, apparently being faked out by an indecisive Brian Gorman.

  34. lenscrafters Apr 27,2021 6:11 pm

    I’ve been harping on the Guduan issue, but with Fiers in the BP, Irvin still in the rotation, and Kolarek optioned, the A’s only have Guduan as a second lefty behind Diekman. This seems like a problem.

  35. Glorious Mundy Apr 27,2021 6:12 pm

    Montas get squeezed as bad there as the radio booth is saying?

  36. andeux Apr 27,2021 6:12 pm

    The umps owe us more runs.

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    • andeux Apr 27,2021 6:23 pm || Up

      Oh, come the fk on.

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    • andeux Apr 27,2021 6:27 pm || Up

      I don’t have a great long-term memory for bad umpires (except for the two most obvious ones) but this crew has been garbage all year.

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      • nevermoor Apr 29,2021 8:25 pm || Up

        Any calls as bad as the Milwaukee interference travesty?

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • 5Aces Apr 30,2021 6:54 am || Up

          There are no calls as bad as that.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Future Ed Apr 30,2021 7:59 am || Up

            that was the same terrible call in anaheim in 2012/3/4? With dan otero?

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • andeux Apr 30,2021 8:18 am || Up
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              • mikeA Apr 30,2021 8:47 am || Up

                Ultimately a happy ending–the result was of no consequence since the A’s lost nearly every remaining game that season.

                • 5Aces Apr 30,2021 12:44 pm || Up

                  Not that it mattered, but 1 more win ties us with KC. What is the 1st tiebreaker and would we have had that game in Oakland?

                  Still would have had to teach Lester how to hold a runner on…

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • Glorious Mundy Apr 30,2021 1:19 pm || Up

                  Lost the season series to those guys, so game would have been in KC regardless.

        • andeux May 2,2021 11:38 am || Up

          This call is also impressive:

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          • nevermoor May 3,2021 11:51 am || Up

            Yep. At least on that one, the runner’s body language looked like he was trying to avoid the tag (even though his feet went straight on the dirt). Therefore, F call but not F- like the “interference” on a runner jogging haphazardly 25 feet away.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  37. 5Aces Apr 27,2021 6:14 pm

    @GM..AWFUL call before the HR. Like file it into evidence for Roboumps.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  38. 5Aces Apr 27,2021 6:15 pm

    I know it isnt his nature, but Melvin needs to get run again after that horseshit.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  39. lenscrafters Apr 27,2021 6:19 pm

    Run you FKing moron.

  40. Glorious Mundy Apr 27,2021 6:19 pm

    I call BS on Fosse’s ad read that “new Junior Mints minis are made with 30% more chocolate” than regular Junior Mints. That just can’t be right, if they are indeed mini. 30% higher chocolate-to-mint ratio I might believe…

  41. andeux Apr 27,2021 6:20 pm

    Are there still Kangaroo Courts? Because Seth Brown might owe his whole paycheck for that.

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    • lenscrafters Apr 27,2021 6:27 pm || Up

      Inexcusable in a one run game. Between this, Machin/Andrus being utterly worthless (and Melvin absolutely refusing to do anything about Andrus), and shitty umpiring, this is really hard to watch without your blood boiling.

      • Soaker Apr 27,2021 6:29 pm || Up

        It’s not clear to me what Bob is supposed to do about Andrus.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • mikeA Apr 27,2021 6:30 pm || Up

          Yeah I think he is the best option at SS…

        • lenscrafters Apr 27,2021 6:31 pm || Up

          I would PH Brown for Andrus before Piscotty. I would even PH Kemp for Andrus cause at least Kemp occasionally finds his way on base.

          • andeux Apr 27,2021 6:45 pm || Up

            And then play Machin at SS?
            This one is on the front office.

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            • lenscrafters Apr 27,2021 6:50 pm || Up

              It’s not great but he did it last year. And yes, if they’re not comfortable with him getting any innings at SS then they need to get someone who can.

              • Soaker Apr 27,2021 7:02 pm || Up

                I think they’re OK with Pinder playing there for a few innings. Less so with Machin.

                What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  42. 5Aces Apr 27,2021 6:22 pm

    Clearly not focused vision of Renown.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  43. 5Aces Apr 27,2021 6:27 pm

    Ugh..again actually happy the bottom of the order didnt find a way to end it. Just 2 normal crap outs.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  44. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2021 6:47 pm

    Godamnit Glen

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  45. andeux Apr 27,2021 6:56 pm

    Guduan’s first K of the year (23rd batter faced).

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    • Soaker Apr 27,2021 7:00 pm || Up

      Now let’s put a W on his record.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  46. sslinger Apr 27,2021 7:03 pm

    Holy smokes

  47. Soaker Apr 27,2021 7:08 pm

    Machin just doesn’t belong in the major leagues at all. Which is not to suggest that Pete Kozma, or at this point Nick Allen, would improve anything. It’s just a short spot in the organization.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • sslinger Apr 27,2021 7:34 pm || Up

      I sure wish we hadn’t traded Neuse for Kolarek

  48. Soaker Apr 27,2021 7:08 pm

    Ugh, that one felt winnable, unlike Irvin vs. Glasnow.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  49. lenscrafters Apr 27,2021 7:09 pm

    Frustrating, to say the least. Dropping this winnable game with Irvin/Glasnow on deck is less than ideal.

  50. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2021 7:20 pm

    Bob’s unusually terse in his postgame comments. Also looks like he forgot to use sunscreen yesterday.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Apr 27,2021 9:00 pm || Up

      I did not see Bob’s postgame, I’m sure the umpiring has him frustrated, but he also has got to be thinking: “I’m a Bay Area guy, managing in Oakland has been a great experience, but in 2022 I’ll be working for a team whose owner wouldn’t have been too cheap to make a serious offer to Marcus Semien.”

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2021 9:03 pm || Up

        If that’s where Bob’s head is at he doesn’t show it.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Soaker Apr 27,2021 9:29 pm || Up

          Nobody this side of Matt Holliday would show it, and if Melvin could win a World Series with the A’s this year his price would be through the roof.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  51. 5Aces Apr 27,2021 7:31 pm

    Grant Green taught me to never think it cant get worse but I just dont see how you can keep running Andrus out there.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Soaker Apr 27,2021 7:49 pm || Up

      I remember when they tried to limp along with Kurt Abbott at shortstop. That became intolerable by the middle of May. They rushed Miguel Tejada up from AA ahead of schedule, and that was tough to watch too, but at least it was a struggling but promising young player rather than a crappy veteran. The difference was, in 1998 the A’s weren’t going anywhere so they could suffer Tejada’s up and downs. It would be difficult to throw Nick Allen right into the fire.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Apr 27,2021 10:04 pm || Up

      Dept. of: Soaker gets his best (or at least most amusing) outside-the-box ideas late at night after a couple drinks.

      The 1968 Detroit Tigers got to the World Series in spite of having one of the worst starting shortstops in the history of baseball.

      Late in the season they brought their center fielder, age 26 at the time, in to start a few games at shortstop. This was a guy who won a Gold Glove as an outfielder that year. The shortstop thing worked OK, he started every game at shortstop in the World Series and the Tigers won the championship.

      What are you looking for at shortstop defensively? Range and a strong arm.

      “Say, Ramon, could you come into my office? I’d like to run something by you.”

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • vignette17 Apr 28,2021 8:11 am || Up

        Yoenis Cespedes is still a FA.

        • 5Aces Apr 28,2021 10:52 am || Up

          That was the exact thought I had. My guess is Elvis has a little more range than La Potencia, but given Chapman can take most anything regardless…

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • andeux Apr 28,2021 8:16 am || Up

        It has crossed my mind that Chapman could be the best SS on the team, although that move is still unlikely since
        – that just moves the hole in the roster elsewhere, rather than actually filling it
        – asking Chapman to change positions while he is already slumping at the plate might make things worse.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Future Ed Apr 28,2021 9:23 am || Up

          Khris Davis has been more valuable this year than Elvis

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • 5Aces Apr 28,2021 10:54 am || Up

            To be fair Ed you have been more valuable as well.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • 5Aces Apr 28,2021 10:56 am || Up

            Wow-the worst part is he is pretty much doing what he has done the last 1-2 years, so this isnt going to change in any way.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2021 1:45 pm || Up

              The scary thing is Andrus has been far worse than he was even the last couple years. He’s striking out at rates he’s never come near before, and his power has never been close to this anemic.

              • andeux Apr 28,2021 2:05 pm || Up

                Among 163 qualified MLB hitters, his .176 wOBA is worst.
                His .242 xwOBA, while better, is still tied for second from the bottom, so while maybe he has had a little bit of bad luck, the main problem is that he just doesn’t make good enough contact.

                If you go down to 50 PA, there are three players who are worse. (One of them is Martin Maldonado with an impressive .096/.161/.115.) But of course, the point is that players this bad usually lose playing time.

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                • Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2021 2:21 pm || Up

                  At least his fielding has also been bad.

                • mikeA Apr 28,2021 2:35 pm || Up

                  I will say that there have been several occasions at least this season when he has fielded a ground ball and thrown to first base to record an out.

  52. lenscrafters Apr 28,2021 12:34 pm

    We have the Kemp, Machin, Garcia trifecta in the lineup today.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2021 12:42 pm || Up

      Giving Lowrie and Murphy the day off together is tantamount to punting the game, which given the pitching matchup may make sense. Glad Andrus is getting a day off anyway.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2021 1:10 pm || Up

        Nonsense, we’re going to score 10 today.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Soaker Apr 28,2021 3:36 pm || Up

          And a perfect game for Irvin (unless somebody hits a ball to Machin).

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • andeux Apr 28,2021 4:15 pm || Up

            Machin will have to work hard to top that impressively bad play by Adames to lead off the game.

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            • Soaker Apr 28,2021 4:22 pm || Up

              Arozarena is DHing tonight so he and Kiermaier don’t get a fight in the outfield after last night. Then Adames immediately steals that one from Brosseau, who had an easier play on the ball.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
              • Future Ed Apr 28,2021 4:56 pm || Up

                woof. that was bad. i don’t see how kiermeir isn’t killed by friendly fire

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2021 5:41 pm || Up
                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • mikeA Apr 28,2021 1:36 pm || Up

        They would not do anything against Glasnow anyway, this way they can pinch hit at an opportune time…

    • Future Ed Apr 28,2021 4:53 pm || Up

      kemp an on base machin

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  53. Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2021 1:49 pm

    This new soccer tactic where you have a guy lie down behind the wall on a free kick looks totally ridiculous and also doesn’t seem to work. I love it.

    • AV Apr 28,2021 2:48 pm || Up

      is the guy in the same team as the wall or opposite?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2021 2:49 pm || Up

        Same team. He’s there to block a worm-burner when the wall jumps.

        There was one today in Man City – PSG, and they had a great close up on the prone guy’s face as the ball was flying through the hole in the wall he would have filled.

        • AV Apr 28,2021 2:54 pm || Up

          huh.

          and it doesn’t work meaning balls still go through him? or more like, everybody lands on him and trips while multiple clowns exit a small car?

          guess i might have to pick a week to quit not sniffing soccer.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2021 2:56 pm || Up

            Meaning by doing that you leave yourself with one fewer body in the wall, which City exploited today. But yeah, the tripping thing seems like it could be a problem too!

            • AV Apr 28,2021 5:20 pm || Up

              the first city goal: i love those.

              the one with the wall, not sure that having any more guys standing would have prevented that hole the two who were right there opened up.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • andeux Apr 28,2021 2:55 pm || Up

          Sounds like a job for Hans Moleman.

          TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Apr 28,2021 5:00 pm || Up

      PSG makes more of a fence, than a wall

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  54. Soaker Apr 28,2021 4:27 pm

    Pretty good TOOTBLAN by Margot there, for that to happen with 2 out.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  55. Soaker Apr 28,2021 5:00 pm

    Rays radio announcers, who know Glasnow better than we do, were harping on how Glasnow’s command of his off-speed pitches was really off tonight. A’s got 5 baserunners in the first 3 innings but didn’t score. Then Glasnow K’d Moreland on 3 pitches, all off-speed. Uh-oh.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Apr 28,2021 5:15 pm || Up

      It’s odd, almost like Glasnow is doing his Grapefruit League WoT with the off-speed pitches. He’s hit 97-98 so I don’t think anything is physically wrong, but something ain’t quite right tonight.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  56. mikeA Apr 28,2021 5:13 pm

    Haha, sounded like Ray was about to praise his math teacher, not much of a distinction, but he zinged her instead.

    • andeux Apr 28,2021 5:17 pm || Up

      So she’s not the best in the business?

      TINSTAAFK
  57. Future Ed Apr 28,2021 5:18 pm

    chapman really doesn’t want Machin to touch the ball

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  58. Soaker Apr 28,2021 5:20 pm

    2 TOOTBLANs and Glasnow not on top of his game. Maybe there’s a way to steal this one after all.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • andeux Apr 28,2021 5:39 pm || Up

      Once again, optimism from Soaker bodes poorly.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Soaker Apr 28,2021 5:57 pm || Up

        This is exactly why I leave the gambling to more savvy gentlemen like FSU.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  59. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2021 5:36 pm

    One sign your ballpark sucks: it needs A-B-C-D rule sets each kind of ring involved with any fly ball.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Apr 28,2021 6:06 pm || Up

      I know I saw the fly ball that cleared the B-ring that stayed in play when I was there (the type of high fly Seth hit that Phillips was gesturing about tonight). Absurd that’s not a once-every-three-years freak occurrence.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  60. andeux Apr 28,2021 6:00 pm

    Another good start from Irvin, though maybe not quite good enough today.

    TINSTAAFK
  61. Future Ed Apr 28,2021 6:12 pm

    So we are doing this are we bob? OK. I mean it is a blow out

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Apr 28,2021 6:20 pm || Up

      Down 2-0, Guerra pitching and Guduan warming up. Irvin pitched well tonight but it’s almost like the A’s just decided to concede this one and go for the split of the series and the plus-.500 road trip tomorrow.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • andeux Apr 28,2021 6:23 pm || Up

        Now Romo’s up.

        TINSTAAFK
      • lenscrafters Apr 28,2021 6:28 pm || Up

        I don’t know if it’s so much a concession as if half of your bullpen is Guerra, Guduan, Romo, and Fiers, you kind of half to use them in games like this. Bob’s already used Wendelken and Petit excessively.

        • Future Ed Apr 28,2021 6:34 pm || Up

          I will never trust wendelken

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  62. Soaker Apr 28,2021 6:27 pm

    Do not ban that defense vs. Olson. That was terrific.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  63. andeux Apr 28,2021 6:51 pm

    “The A’s are in a pretty good spot here…”

    “And Tony Kemp is the hitter.”
    Oh.

    TINSTAAFK
  64. Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2021 6:54 pm

    Following only on gameday…Piscotty isn’t pinch hitting for Machin with the game on the line?

    • Soaker Apr 28,2021 7:00 pm || Up

      He was on deck to pinch-hit for Garcia…but that required Machin somehow keeping the inning alive. I didn’t get that either.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Soaker Apr 28,2021 7:14 pm || Up

        I didn’t have a lineup card in front of me, but if Piscotty pinch-hits for Machin there, in the bottom of the ninth you have Canha-Laureano-Piscotty, Chapman-Andrus-Kemp-Olson, Murphy C with Lowrie DH. So it’s not like they were going to have Guduan playing second base or something. I question that one strongly.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • lenscrafters Apr 28,2021 7:20 pm || Up

          Bob was scared of it coming down to Andrus/Garcia if Piscotty gets on but the game still isn’t tied. There’s a lot of times where managers seem scared of what may come to be to the detriment of what is currently going on.

          It also seems like they’re really trying to avoid Piscotty vs righties and there’s a weird level of trust in Machin.

  65. lenscrafters Apr 28,2021 6:55 pm

    From the back end of the bullpen to the bench, this team just has really poor quality depth. It’s so noticeable when just a single regular is out.

    • Soaker Apr 28,2021 6:58 pm || Up

      The bottom 6-7 spots on the roster just aren’t Major League-worthy.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Apr 28,2021 6:59 pm || Up

      pinder

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2021 7:05 pm || Up

        If he comes back as nine Pinders we’d be great good adequate.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Soaker Apr 28,2021 7:40 pm || Up

        I don’t object to Aramis Garcia. Your standard .175-hitting backup catcher who will start maybe 45 games. Yeah, we know he won’t hit, just do a decent job defensively.

        Losing Pinder’s plate appearances to Kemp and Machin (and Andrus) is just lethal though.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  66. Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2021 8:44 am

    Oh great

  67. Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2021 8:45 am

    Since I accidentally double posted, here’s other news.

  68. andeux Apr 29,2021 8:49 am


    Maybe an unpopular opinion, but this seems reasonable.

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 29,2021 10:06 am || Up

      Makes sense to me. Fiers is a bad fit in the bullpen (he hated following the “opener” previously), the only chance of dealing him to a bigger idiot will require giving him some starts, and all of the other five guys can use the extra rest.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  69. lenscrafters Apr 29,2021 10:20 am

    I remember McClanahan being linked to the A’s in the Kyler Murray draft.

    • andeux Apr 29,2021 10:23 am || Up

      Now we Rue not taking him.

      TINSTAAFK
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 29,2021 10:51 am || Up

        Would’ve been Golden.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • 5Aces Apr 29,2021 11:09 am || Up

          This made me Blanch.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  70. andeux Apr 29,2021 10:26 am

    Fly ball to right-center, Laureano and Piscotty both kind of jog toward it and it drops between them. Glen speculates that they must have lost it in the dome. (fk that place)

    TINSTAAFK
    • andeux Apr 29,2021 10:30 am || Up

      TINSTAAFK
      • mikeA Apr 29,2021 1:23 pm || Up

        The gameday highlights description says that Meadows “cracked” the double.

  71. andeux Apr 29,2021 10:42 am

    At least we won’t get no-hit, but it looks like runs will be tough to come by again.

    TINSTAAFK
  72. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 29,2021 10:54 am

    I have the gamethread for the Orioles series all ready to go, I might just post it later today to get the vile Tropicana taste out of our collective mouths.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2021 11:02 am || Up

      Odd how the two stupidest parks are named after Big OJ.

  73. andeux Apr 29,2021 11:04 am

    Maybe try to make fewer outs on the basepaths like nincompoops.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Ice Cream Apr 29,2021 11:10 am || Up

      There’s canny baserunning, uncanny baserunning and then there’s Ramon.

      Where is the good in "good-bye"?
  74. Ice Cream Apr 29,2021 11:22 am

    Yeah! Now we’re talkin’!

    Where is the good in "good-bye"?
  75. lenscrafters Apr 29,2021 11:23 am

    LOL this guy throws 100 mph, why would you throw anything offspeed to Chapman in the zone?

  76. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 29,2021 11:23 am

    Very thoughtful of the Rays to throw a non-fastball to Chapman.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  77. mikeA Apr 29,2021 11:48 am

    I would guess that the menu at Chicken Pie Shop of Walnut Creek is pretty much the opposite of “dynamic.”

  78. lenscrafters Apr 29,2021 12:15 pm

    Why does it feel like the Rays have 15 different relievers.

  79. 5Aces Apr 29,2021 1:16 pm

    Split!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  80. andeux Apr 29,2021 1:16 pm

    Scored 8 runs in 4 games, allowed 9.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Apr 29,2021 3:21 pm || Up

      Yes, pathetic offense is pathetic, but it was a blown third strike call away from allowing 7

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  81. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 29,2021 1:17 pm

    I was not optimistic about this game.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2021 1:27 pm || Up

      I’m stunned that the Murphy-Umpire-Catwalk situation didn’t lead directly to a loss.

      • Future Ed Apr 29,2021 3:22 pm || Up

        gonna have to look into this

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed Apr 29,2021 3:28 pm || Up

        ok. I have looked.

        I am happy to have been in jail for that.

        I will say it again, all weird happenings at a baseball park should be interpreted in favor of the road team.

        Fix your park or suffer

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  82. mikeA Apr 29,2021 1:48 pm

    Graveman (0.00 ERA) in for his third save…

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