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17 Apr 2009  |  the llama  |The Grill

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Vlad’s
tits hurt.

Manager Mike Scioscia said an MRI Thursday revealed a strained pectoral muscle. The 34-year-old
Guerrero was to fly to Los Angeles to see team orthopedist Dr. Lewis Yocum on Friday.

Oh man, the dreaded Lewis Yocum.  You know what comes next:  Tommy
John Jenna Jameson surgery.

So I’m juvenile.  Sue me.  I’m sick of staring at this f—ing thesis.  Like the last five years of my life are
worth spilling over a 100 pages of electronic ink.  Nobody’s going to read this s— anyway.  Boobies.]]
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86 thoughts on “Condiment Bar: 4/17/09”

  1. doctorK Apr 17,2009 8:58 am

    Oh, the dreaded thesis
    malaise. You have my deepest sympathy, salb.

  2. nevermoor Apr 17,2009 9:08 am

    Monkey,

    Did you get those settings changed?

  3. 74mk Apr 17,2009 9:10 am

    Sal, if you post your thesis on to
    [edit: sigh] Free Kraut, I promise

    a) to read it, in full
    b) not to comprehend a single word of it
    c) pretend I totally got it
    d) shower you with (necessarily, see b) vague but cosmetically convincing accolades

    This is a pretty fun tool. Start in May or so, drag
    slowly to September, see the A’s line flatten and flatten … and flatten.

  4. monkeyball Apr 17,2009 9:30 am

  5. MikeTheV Apr 17,2009 9:47 am

  6. Leopold Bloom Apr 17,2009 10:30 am

    Monkey, there’s been talk of you forgetting to file your
    TPS reports?

  7. monkeyball Apr 17,2009 10:40 am
  8. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 17,2009 10:54 am

    Few things make me happier than when the right wing talk
    radio crowd chooses terminology which turns out to be a long-standing euphemism for a gay sex act. As seen most
    recently with teabagging.

  9. Leopold Bloom Apr 17,2009 11:00 am

    I heart John Waters. He strikes me as significantly
    more cuddly than PT. Not that we have create a cuddly hierarchy of antisocial A’s-related bloggers and cult-film
    directors…

  10. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 17,2009 11:05 am

    Pretty picture, which apparently represents the shocking (to me) new claim in this article that, because “you can’t explain the spin or decay of particles by randomness, nor are they determined, so free will is the only option left.”

    Some readers may object to our use of the term “free will” to describe the indeterminism of particle responses. Our provocative ascription of free will to elementary particles is deliberate, since our theorem asserts that if experimenters have a certain freedom, then particles have exactly the same kind of freedom. Indeed, it is natural to suppose that this latter freedom is the ultimate explanation of our own.
    ]] >

  11. xbhaskarx Apr 17,2009 11:11 am

    I was just looking at
    the Indians-Yankees game on Yahoo Sports.

    Last Play: V. Martinez struck out, reached on wild pitch, on wild pitch

    Does someone really enter all of that by hand?

  12. xbhaskarx Apr 17,2009 11:46 am

    Free mlb.tv ($110
    value)? Someone try this out…

    Chevy is running a promotion with Major League Baseball and you can get a free subscription to the MLB.tv, normally
    costs $110 for the season.

    Go here:

    http://mlb.mlb.com/sponsors/chevy/all_star/index.jsp

    Step 1) Click on the YELLOW ‘enter now’

    Step 2) Click these answers if you want to breeze through the quiz:
    True
    25
    Both
    Over 30
    All of the above
    Chevy Malibu Hybrid

    Step 3) Then fill in your info and say you’re interested in finding out more about the Chevy Malibu Hybrid and may
    potentially buy one in the next 3 months.

    Step 4) Enter all your info to the right, but make sure that you say you don’t want to be contacted (both on the
    left and the options above the submit button), unless you want to be harassed by dealerships.

    Step 5) Click on the Chevy Malibu video to watch the car commercial for Chevy Malibu, which they call a “virtual
    test drive”. Wait until it is done, and you will now have an option to click on the mlb.com premium account
    creator.

    Presto, free mlb.tv courtesy of Chevy.

    $110 mlb.tv in exchange for your contact info and 60 seconds to watch a commercial, it needs to be done by the end
    of the day today (Apr 17) to qualify.

  13. xbhaskarx Apr 17,2009 11:52 am
  14. salb918 Apr 17,2009 12:43 pm

  15. batgirl Apr 17,2009 12:46 pm

    Do I understand correctly that the new Yankee Stadium
    has a farmers market?

  16. mikeA Apr 17,2009 1:02 pm

    uh oh
    I bet Gallagher would also be on there if he was starting….

  17. monkeyball Apr 17,2009 2:09 pm
  18. monkeyball Apr 17,2009 2:14 pm

    This steadfastly ignores
    perhaps the gravest possible outcome of this “research”: any army of mutant, rejuvenated 40-foot-tall Lincolns
    menacing the countryside.

  19. mikeA Apr 17,2009 2:39 pm

    fess up, dogfather. which of these three comments was yours?]] >

  20. mikeA Apr 17,2009 2:44 pm

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