Games 35-37: TGIFriarsday ← FREE KRAUT!

Games 35-37: TGIFriarsday 172

Athletics baseball returns after nearly a week off.
F: Luzardo vs. Zach Davies
Sa: Manaea vs. Chris Paddack
Su: Fiers vs. Garrett Richards

Semien is still out so La Machin gets the start at SS. La Stella in at 2B again.

The Padres have Fernando Tatis Jr., Manny Machado, and a bunch of guys for whom they just traded. Also, old acquaintance Jurickson Profar has heated up, raising his OPS 100 points in the last week or so. Some of that was Coors Field. If Tatis beats us, I’ll tip my cap. If Machado beats us, I’ll fume a bit. If Profar beats us, I might punch something.

172 thoughts on “Games 35-37: TGIFriarsday

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 4,2020 6:56 pm

    Yay baseball! This was a longer All Star break than I remember.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 4,2020 6:57 pm

    Luzardo sucked off unexpectedly shorter rest (in SF), so I assume he’ll be extra awesome with unexpectedly extra rest.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  3. lenscrafters Sep 4,2020 6:59 pm

    McCullers Jr didn’t record a single out before he was pulled after giving up 3 runs in the 1st. Our old friend Barreto eventually made the first out.

    Edit: Actually it was the second out after a sac fly.

    • andeux Sep 4,2020 7:01 pm || Up

      Barreto is playing LF so they can get him and Rengifo in the lineup.

      TINSTAAFK
  4. Future Ed Sep 4,2020 7:02 pm

    I won’t mind if profar beats the A’s. He was a bad major league baseball player but a delightful individual

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 4,2020 7:14 pm || Up

      Also he may be the physical embodiment of the classic 70s Friars logo. Delightful.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Sep 4,2020 7:21 pm || Up

        I amend my comment. I’ll be mad, but happy for him

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    • andeux Sep 5,2020 1:59 pm || Up

      I don’t know, maybe he cures cancer in his spare time or something, I still hate him.

      TINSTAAFK
  5. Future Ed Sep 4,2020 7:03 pm

    I like the “don’t swing at change ups” policy

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  6. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 4,2020 7:21 pm

    The Vegas goalie just made one of the best saves I’ve ever seen. No score in 2nd period.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  7. lenscrafters Sep 4,2020 7:22 pm

    I don’t think this strategy of wasting every leadoff baserunner is a winner.

  8. Future Ed Sep 4,2020 7:22 pm

    Depressed about that double play? What this, it’s cute

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    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 4,2020 7:31 pm || Up

      That is cute. Also Oly is hitting rightie.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Sep 4,2020 7:34 pm || Up

        Oh, wow. didn’t notice.

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  9. Future Ed Sep 4,2020 7:35 pm

    Chapman needs to not swing at a pitch for a game or 2

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    • Future Ed Sep 4,2020 8:29 pm || Up

      taps the sign

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    • Future Ed Sep 5,2020 1:22 pm || Up

      ahem

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    • Future Ed Sep 5,2020 1:51 pm || Up

      so, anyone have bob’s number?

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      • 5Aces Sep 5,2020 2:38 pm || Up

        This is starting to get ridiculous.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • andeux Sep 5,2020 2:40 pm || Up

        TINSTAAFK
        • Future Ed Sep 5,2020 3:26 pm || Up

          two of the pitches to him were strikes this time

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      • 5Aces Sep 5,2020 3:26 pm || Up

        Ugh

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Future Ed Sep 6,2020 1:29 pm || Up

          strike two was a good take

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          • 5Aces Sep 6,2020 2:17 pm || Up

            STOP SWINGING!!!

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • lenscrafters Sep 6,2020 2:45 pm || Up

      It looks like he might be coming out of the game.

      I keep going back to that HBP where he got hit in the head and also that belly flop he did trying to catch that popup about couple weeks ago. Something’s not right.

  10. lenscrafters Sep 4,2020 7:41 pm

    Thanks for the lawn dart, SD second baseman.

  11. Future Ed Sep 4,2020 7:41 pm

    out.

    olson thinks he is faster than he is. every time

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    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 12,2020 5:19 pm || Up

      Once again he has a close play at home (upheld as safe thankfully) which even a medium speed guy would have beaten easily.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  12. andeux Sep 4,2020 7:42 pm

    Not the best slide by Olson.
    Fosse saying he kept his foot down, but he didn’t. Might have gotten it back down before the tag though.

    TINSTAAFK
    • andeux Sep 4,2020 7:43 pm || Up

      Nope. Out. And that is the right call.

      TINSTAAFK
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 4,2020 7:49 pm || Up

        I dunno, if called out initially then upheld I would not complain. Replay umps need to go to school on what constitutes “indisputable” evidence. Maybe Olsen’s foot hopped of and got back in time, maybe it didn’t, none of those replays were clear/overwhelming/indisputable or whatever the actual standard is.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • 5Aces Sep 4,2020 7:53 pm || Up

          This continues to be my problem. Replay was always supposed to be for correcting obvious errors. This isnt it.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • andeux Sep 6,2020 1:53 pm || Up

            OK, now I’m pissed because if they reverse that one to go against us, they have to reverse today’s in our favor.

            TINSTAAFK
            • 5Aces Sep 6,2020 2:12 pm || Up

              Exactly-there is 0 consistency.

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 6,2020 1:53 pm || Up

          Bullshit. They have no fucking standard at all.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • lenscrafters Sep 4,2020 7:44 pm || Up

      I can’t tell what’s more frustrating, the fact that we never seem to get the benefit of the doubt on reviews like this or that no one on this fking team can slide properly (except for Kemp).

  13. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 4,2020 7:43 pm

    Goddamnit.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  14. 5Aces Sep 4,2020 7:44 pm

    Crap on a cracker.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  15. Future Ed Sep 4,2020 7:55 pm

    naturally

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  16. 5Aces Sep 4,2020 7:56 pm

    Last year Profar hits into a DP and the inning is over.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  17. lenscrafters Sep 4,2020 7:56 pm

    Hitting that kid was just up from A ball is the really fucking stupid part of this whole sequence.

    • Future Ed Sep 4,2020 8:05 pm || Up

      yup. but the 6th wasn’t going to go well if he did

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  18. 5Aces Sep 4,2020 8:02 pm

    Not a Good Friday.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  19. Future Ed Sep 4,2020 8:17 pm

    This has a very 2016 feel to this game

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  20. 5Aces Sep 4,2020 8:18 pm

    Well I guess let it all fall apart at once.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  21. lenscrafters Sep 4,2020 8:20 pm

    Sigh, the A’s are putting me in the unenviable position of being deeply invested in the slegnA’s success this weekend. At least FB’s at bats have been entertaining.

    • lenscrafters Sep 4,2020 9:01 pm || Up

      Their bullpen is trying to blow a 3 run lead in the 8th.

      • Future Ed Sep 4,2020 9:07 pm || Up

        never in doubt

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        • lenscrafters Sep 4,2020 9:31 pm || Up

          It’s starting again in the 9th…

          • lenscrafters Sep 4,2020 9:46 pm || Up

            Tie game, FK the slegnA.

            • Future Ed Sep 4,2020 9:54 pm || Up

              too bad barreto was already pulled

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              • Future Ed Sep 4,2020 10:17 pm || Up

                atta boy scioscia, bunt the runner over so you can get Pujols in the game to pop out

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            • Future Ed Sep 4,2020 10:13 pm || Up

              Astros successfully got trout 4th in 10th. Unfortunately fletcher is now broken and lastella was traded

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              • lenscrafters Sep 4,2020 10:41 pm || Up

                That was the most painful, agonizingly difficult win a team could possibly manage after knocking out the opposing starter in the first inning.

                I don’t have much hopes for them the next two games since they already started their one good starter today so if we have any kind of lead heading into our series Monday with the *, I’ll be pleasantly surprised.

  22. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 4,2020 8:20 pm

    The error virus appears to be spreading wildly.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  23. 5Aces Sep 4,2020 8:27 pm

    Bad pitches and fielding suck, but if we cant atart hitting it doesn’t matter.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  24. lenscrafters Sep 4,2020 8:39 pm

    Minor is only hitting 90 mph on his fastball with predictable results. May want to rethink him starting one of the DHs.

  25. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 5,2020 10:02 am

    Happy Derby Day everybody!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • andeux Sep 5,2020 11:34 am || Up

      Is it still decadent and depraved this year?

      TINSTAAFK
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 5,2020 12:57 pm || Up

        Probably not in the fun way. More in the tragic way.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • andeux Sep 5,2020 1:19 pm || Up

          Tiz the Law’s trainer has weighed in, with just the kind of take one would expect from an 80-year-old rural white guy.
          I was surprised by how much coverage NBC was giving to the protests in their broadcast.

          TINSTAAFK
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 5,2020 2:12 pm || Up

            It’s worth remembering that the opening scene in Decadent and Depraved is HST credibly trolling a good ole boy with made up threats about a Black Panther invasion of Churchill Downs.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 5,2020 2:15 pm || Up

      No matter what happens Tiz the Law (17) is not going to get the acclaim he deserves. The other top three year olds dropped out along the road (Nadal, Charlatan, Art Collector), and the traditional Triple Crown schedule of three races in five weeks culminating in a 1.5 mile Belmont marathon is all upside down now. And that’s too bad because Tiz the Law is an amazing horse, so much the best of this field that he’s likely to go off as the shortest priced favorite in 30 or 40 years.

      I’ve been profitably on the Tiz the Law bandwagon all year and I’m not getting off now. To make money despite the short price I’m focused on exotics with him alone on top: $2 exactas over Max Player (2), Sole Volante (12), NY Traffic (15), and Honor A.P. (16), and $1 trifectas 17/15,16/2,12,15,16.

      I like Honor A.P. a lot, he’s finished first or second in all five lifetime races, he’s one of only three in this field with a Grade 1 stakes win, and his jockey Mike Smith is the same age as me (hella old). So I’ll add $5 to Place (finish 2nd or better) on Honor A.P., and I’ll also bet $10 to win using a bet return promo (my bet is refunded* if he runs 2nd or 3rd).

      I strongly considered Max Player and NY Traffic as well, but as of this writing (almost two hours until post time) I’m going to hold off. If I add anything late it will likely feature them. My ticket for now:

      $2 Exacta 17/2,12,15,16 = $8
      $1 Trifecta 17/15,16/2,12,15,16 = $6
      $5 Place 16
      $10 Win* 16

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 5,2020 3:51 pm || Up

        I’ll add a what the hell $1 Super High Five 17/16/15/2/12.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • andeux Sep 5,2020 4:10 pm || Up

        You failed to take into account Bob Baffert’s deal with the devil.

        TINSTAAFK
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 5,2020 4:17 pm || Up

          Indeed. TTL had every chance to win that, perfect trip, then didn’t have that dominant stretch drive which was so impressive his last four times out. I didn’t think Authentic had the 10 furlongs in him. That’s probably where Lucifer stepped in.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  26. Future Ed Sep 5,2020 1:18 pm

    manaea 95?

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  27. andeux Sep 5,2020 1:24 pm

    Paddack has quite a mullet.

    TINSTAAFK
  28. AV Sep 5,2020 1:27 pm

    bingocard question: who had, most hilarious letter of the week will be published in foreign policy?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • andeux Sep 5,2020 1:35 pm || Up

      “With much feigned regards and go A’s!”

      TINSTAAFK
  29. andeux Sep 5,2020 1:46 pm

    Heim RBI!
    And keep hitting the ball to Myers.

    TINSTAAFK
  30. Future Ed Sep 5,2020 1:58 pm

    the weakest way to load the bases

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Sep 5,2020 2:02 pm || Up

      With two on, no outs in front of Tatis, Machado, Hosmer, that could have been much much worse.

      TINSTAAFK
  31. lenscrafters Sep 5,2020 2:08 pm

    Who tf thought that trying to get a hitter to talk during the middle of an at bat is a good idea.

  32. Glorious Mundy Sep 5,2020 3:06 pm

    A whale of a game for Jonah.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 5,2020 3:12 pm || Up

      Biblical Sports Puns for $200.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  33. lenscrafters Sep 5,2020 3:16 pm

    I’ve been hearing a lot about this great Padres lineup but Jorge Mateo “DH” seems incongruent with that.

    • Future Ed Sep 5,2020 3:23 pm || Up

      they have mitch moreland

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      • lenscrafters Sep 5,2020 3:51 pm || Up

        Heh, Hosmer getting ejected meant that Moreland couldn’t bat for Mateo there.

  34. lenscrafters Sep 5,2020 3:56 pm

    What’s the matter with Chappeh.

  35. 5Aces Sep 5,2020 3:57 pm

    Well Chapman has been a Platinum player the last 2 years…

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  36. 5Aces Sep 5,2020 4:08 pm

    And exhale…

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Sep 5,2020 4:15 pm || Up

      i though a moreland hr was coming for sure

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  37. Glorious Mundy Sep 5,2020 4:35 pm

    • andeux Sep 5,2020 4:41 pm || Up

      One of these things is not like the other.

      TINSTAAFK
  38. Glorious Mundy Sep 5,2020 6:06 pm

    Why am I subjecting myself to the Angels bullpen?

    • lenscrafters Sep 5,2020 6:49 pm || Up

      I endured it last night, and have no desire to repeat the experience.

      • Glorious Mundy Sep 5,2020 7:14 pm || Up

        That was quite a seven innings of baseball.

        • Future Ed Sep 5,2020 8:16 pm || Up

          Scioscia’s lineup construction is fun. I am glad he is not my manager

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  39. andeux Sep 5,2020 6:38 pm

    Barreto got a hit.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Sep 5,2020 8:19 pm || Up

      He’ll get playing time in detroit next year and figure it out

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  40. Future Ed Sep 5,2020 8:51 pm

    I really hope the A’s aren’t like the angels. the angels are not pretending its a home game for the astros like the a’s did last year for detroit and every team so far this year has done

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  41. Future Ed Sep 5,2020 9:47 pm

    Adel is really bad in the outfield. SO is upton. Upton gave the angels a run early and adel is threatening to give them a run after the angels just ties the game. Bottom 5 of 7 (houston home)

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  42. Future Ed Sep 5,2020 10:10 pm

    Franklin is not having a good day

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  43. Future Ed Sep 5,2020 10:24 pm

    Now the angels retook the lead. 3 outs to go

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    • lenscrafters Sep 5,2020 10:27 pm || Up

      This is making me even more annoyed that we didn’t get a chance against the * bullpen the last doubleheader.

      • Future Ed Sep 5,2020 10:38 pm || Up

        And we have 7 inning games on tuesday

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  44. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 6,2020 1:06 pm

    It’s a thousand degrees hot and the air is a hazy soup of particles. Go A’s!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  45. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 6,2020 1:14 pm

    In fact, at 94° it’s the hottest game time temp in Oakland history.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 6,2020 1:15 pm || Up

      Good thing it’s not Bassitt’s turn today.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  46. Future Ed Sep 6,2020 1:16 pm

    two of the next five is ok

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  47. andeux Sep 6,2020 1:23 pm

    Ah, Profar’s winning smile as he botches another play.

    TINSTAAFK
    • lenscrafters Sep 6,2020 1:25 pm || Up

      Best play he’s ever made for us on defense.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 6,2020 1:31 pm || Up

      It’s really hard to keep a genuine smile while you face plant, but Jurickson is special that way.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  48. Future Ed Sep 6,2020 1:28 pm

    Richards needs to opt for dark brown unis with that 70s moustache

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Sep 6,2020 1:30 pm || Up

      I would not want to wear dark brown today. Or the dark green Oakland is wearing.

      TINSTAAFK
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 6,2020 1:54 pm || Up

        Clothes are for suckers and losers.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • 5Aces Sep 6,2020 2:14 pm || Up

          The Ace’s place is close to becoming a nudist colony. They said it is supposed to start cooling tonight-it damn well better.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  49. lenscrafters Sep 6,2020 1:34 pm

    Do you guys know where to get batting splits vs velocity? I’m curious to see if that trend of the A’s being relatively worse against high velocity pitchers still holds true.

  50. elcroata Sep 6,2020 1:44 pm

    LOL Djokovic. Just as you thought his 2020 Stupidity Tour was over…

    Because survival is insufficient
    • sslinger Sep 6,2020 2:15 pm || Up

      Seriously, right? Men’s field is now pretty wide open for the first time since almost ever.

  51. andeux Sep 6,2020 1:50 pm

    Looked safe to me in real time.
    Very similar to the Olson play but his foot was actually on the plate this time.

    TINSTAAFK
  52. lenscrafters Sep 6,2020 1:57 pm

    I think MLB umps have taken notes from NFL refs on pass interference calls on selectively enforcing the “standard” needed to overturn calls. It’s their way of protesting against the system.

    • Future Ed Sep 6,2020 1:59 pm || Up

      this is a very god point. It’s in their interest to uphold or not “inconclusive” most calls

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • andeux Sep 6,2020 2:03 pm || Up

        I would be OK with that if they were consistent in not reversing those kind of calls. But I don’t see how they can say Friday’s was conclusive and today’s was not.

        TINSTAAFK
    • lenscrafters Sep 7,2020 7:05 pm || Up

      Revisiting this comment, it looks like MLB replay overturns are at an all time low percentage of about 41% this year (generally it’s around 47-48% overall).

      Only the Pirates have a worse success rate than the A’s in terms of getting overturns.

  53. Future Ed Sep 6,2020 2:04 pm

    should be a tie game

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  54. Future Ed Sep 6,2020 2:05 pm

    4-2 after moreland

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  55. lenscrafters Sep 6,2020 2:24 pm

    Fiers is awful

  56. 5Aces Sep 6,2020 2:53 pm

    Cowboy Joe tossed Mike Rizzo for not wearing a mask in his suite. West didnt have his mask covering his nose while he did it.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • andeux Sep 7,2020 6:59 pm || Up

      “I wouldn’t take that from a player. I wouldn’t take that from a manager,” West said, via the Associated Press. “If it was Donald Trump, I’d eject him, too. But I’d still vote for him.”

      TINSTAAFK
  57. Future Ed Sep 6,2020 3:22 pm

    That tatis guy is pretty good

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  58. Glorious Mundy Sep 6,2020 3:23 pm

    Would have been nice to get another inning out of Manaea when he was under 70 pitches so Petit would be fresh today. Alas.

    • lenscrafters Sep 6,2020 3:26 pm || Up

      Yeah, I really don’t get why they insisted on burning through the top half of the bullpen yesterday.

  59. lenscrafters Sep 6,2020 3:23 pm

    Well here’s hoping that the slegnA somehow finish off the 4 game sweep.

  60. Glorious Mundy Sep 6,2020 3:25 pm

    Oh man.

    • Future Ed Sep 6,2020 3:30 pm || Up

      he got a hit

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    • Future Ed Sep 6,2020 4:18 pm || Up

      had he not gotten injured, we would have trout here with no outs and the bases loaded

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  61. andeux Sep 6,2020 3:50 pm

    I just noticed Braden’s on-brand face mask.

    TINSTAAFK
  62. Glorious Mundy Sep 6,2020 4:05 pm

    Say what you will about the Donaldson trade. Getting Wendelken for Lawrie was pretty nice.

  63. lenscrafters Sep 6,2020 4:11 pm

    Uh, if you’re going to PH Kemp why not for Machin instead of Murphy? We need a HR here.

    • Future Ed Sep 6,2020 4:12 pm || Up

      makes little sense

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Sep 6,2020 4:13 pm || Up

      Yeah, I would rather gamble on Murphy getting ahold of one than the Kemp/La Stella/Laureano parlay.

      TINSTAAFK
      • lenscrafters Sep 6,2020 4:18 pm || Up

        Kemp got all of that one and it was still about 10 feet from the track. Even Heim for Murphy would’ve made more sense.

  64. Glorious Mundy Sep 6,2020 4:11 pm

    If only Khris Davis were still alive.

  65. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 6,2020 4:15 pm

    The Padres appear to be pretty good.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Sep 6,2020 4:27 pm || Up

      I am satisfied with this series. sure the first game sucked, but I think luzardo is still a little raw, seems to have blasted through the minors with his stuff. He is just a little bit of control away from dominating. Still OK.

      Manaea looked good, trustworthy. the offense wasn’t as horrible as it it had gotten in some screeches. A healthy chapman and semien, and there is a lot more punch.

      with the assist the “we gave up and now can’t be beaten” angels it could have been much worse.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • lenscrafters Sep 6,2020 4:32 pm || Up

        Assuming the Angels close this out, only getting swept in 5 games would make us leave the upcoming series out of 1st. If we sweep or go 4-1, it’s pretty much over and Chapman can take as long as he needs to get ready for the playoffs.

        • lenscrafters Sep 6,2020 4:41 pm || Up

          And now the * are closer to the Mariners than us.

          • Glorious Mundy Sep 6,2020 4:49 pm || Up

            Same record as the Yankees, who currently hold the last playoff spot.

  66. Glorious Mundy Sep 6,2020 4:21 pm

    This Astros bullpen!

  67. Glorious Mundy Sep 6,2020 4:30 pm

    Just going to hope for Semien and Chapman healthy in the playoffs.

  68. Future Ed Sep 6,2020 4:37 pm

    buttrey 3 days in a row. bold move scioscia

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  69. Glorious Mundy Sep 6,2020 4:40 pm

    That was a pretty disgusting series for the *s.

    • andeux Sep 6,2020 5:09 pm || Up

      I still don’t understand it. Angels were running out a lineup that was 2/3 sub-replacement-level hitters every game, they even gave Trout a day off on top of that, and put up 32 runs in 4 games.

      TINSTAAFK
  70. Glorious Mundy Sep 7,2020 8:54 am

    Scott Ostler writes this morning that “The A’s are in a simple, garden-variety death spiral” and asks “Are the Giants a better team than the A’s right now?”

    In additional foolishness, he writes of Tatis: “If you can make a Padres uni look cool, you’re doing something.” Those Padres unis are cool as hell. Jurickson Profar makes them look cool for pete’s sake.

    • andeux Sep 7,2020 9:05 am || Up

      There is a very real chance that the Giants make the playoffs at something like 28-32, and then go farther than the A’s. (But no, they are not a better team.)

      TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 7,2020 9:37 am || Up

      I remember when Scott Ostler was funny and interesting as an LA Times sportswriter, and in his early years with the Chron. For the last 10 years or more though he’s just been a caricature of himself, writing formula “humor” that retells the same tired jokes over and over, with nothing new or important to say. I rarely read him any more (and I even usually read Bruce Jenkins).

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy Sep 7,2020 12:36 pm || Up

        Now this is funny.

        • Future Ed Sep 7,2020 2:11 pm || Up

          when burners stop coming over to ocean beach?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • mikeA Sep 8,2020 2:01 pm || Up

      The Padres had the 29th best uniforms in the league for the past 10-15 years, this year they are probably top 5.

  71. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 7,2020 1:02 pm

    Underrated excellent campaign story is the smaller boats of regular Trump fans getting swamped and sinking from the wakes of the expensive rich people boats.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  72. Glorious Mundy Sep 7,2020 3:30 pm

    Just did a zoom meet and greet with my kid’s physics teacher, who was rocking an A’s cap and a Phish T-shirt.

  73. Future Ed Sep 7,2020 3:47 pm

    Dee Stange-Gordon and Isaiah Kiner-Falefa had a talk just now while strange-gordon was on base. Probably about how much further down the back their names could go

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Sep 7,2020 3:54 pm || Up

      When I was in college I had a conversation where I opined that giving children hyphenated last names was stupid, because it didn’t scale. Would the next generation have last names with four components?
      I friend responded that data storage capacities were growing much faster than that, so it would not be a problem.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed Sep 7,2020 4:03 pm || Up

        SLF’s name was hyphenated at birth, despite her mom dying when SLF was 19, she dropped her mom’s name on most everything about 15 years ago.

        It’s a huge pain in the ass, even when you don’t have to fill out forms.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Sep 7,2020 4:51 pm || Up

        Gonna create a gender-reveal incendiary device that explodes once for every hyphen in the kid’s name.

  74. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 7,2020 4:33 pm

    Chapman likely out for whole Astros series but no IL, yet. No Semien tonight, maybe back tomorrow. Says Bob.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Sep 7,2020 5:05 pm || Up

      didn’t follow the link but puk also shut down

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 7,2020 5:33 pm || Up

        Per D. Feldman it’s first time in 280 games both Semien and Chapman are out.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 7,2020 5:35 pm || Up

        In this not-quite-real season I am on board with treating Puk delicately but running Chapman back out there reasonably soon.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  75. Glorious Mundy Sep 10,2020 9:20 am

    Oh, I’m gonna be sick.

    • Future Ed Sep 10,2020 10:55 am || Up

      Oh my god. didn’t we say yesterday that the bottom is endless? this is god awful.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  76. Glorious Mundy Sep 12,2020 5:52 pm

    Struck out the side!

    • Soaker Sep 12,2020 5:54 pm || Up

      I’m sorry to see that the Cyclones got beat by Louisiana-Lafayette, doctorK.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone

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