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148 thoughts on “Opening Day II: This Time, We’re Awake

  1. 5Aces Mar 28,2019 12:54 pm

    Was looking forward to throwing the game onto my second screen while I work away on a slow Thursday afternoon.

    Alas, with it being slegnA I will instead get my first use of gamecast for the year.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  2. Soaker Mar 28,2019 12:57 pm

    It’s the first time since 1999 there won’t be any Scioscia Face leaning over the low fence next to the visitors’ dugout.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Glorious Mundy Mar 28,2019 12:59 pm || Up

      Ausmus Face is undoubtedly an aesthetic upgrade, but I doubt it can reach the heights of pathos we are used to in these matchups.

  3. Glorious Mundy Mar 28,2019 1:14 pm

    Surely all these deep fly balls will die on the warning track.

  4. Soaker Mar 28,2019 1:16 pm

    A’s first basemen now 0-for-1 in the “making routine plays” category.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  5. Soaker Mar 28,2019 1:24 pm

    It’s good to know that in 2019 the A’s Cleanup Hitter is brought to you by Chevron, the Cleanest Gas.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 9,2019 4:30 pm || Up

      Korach’s read of the extensive ad copy associated with this is surprisingly enthusiastic. What a pro.

  6. Glorious Mundy Mar 28,2019 1:38 pm

    A lead!

  7. Soaker Mar 28,2019 1:41 pm

    I’m thinking Laureano may get to spend at least a few weeks consorting with showgirls on the Strip at some point.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Glorious Mundy Mar 28,2019 3:15 pm || Up

      It does not sound like he is having a stellar defensive day.

      • Future Ed Mar 28,2019 3:16 pm || Up

        he is not

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • andeux Mar 28,2019 5:41 pm || Up

          Horrible jump on the Angels first (and until the 8th inning only) hit, over his head.

          TINSTAAFK
  8. Glorious Mundy Mar 28,2019 1:56 pm

    Grossman is having a nice game.

  9. Glorious Mundy Mar 28,2019 2:04 pm

    Needed more runs there

  10. Soaker Mar 28,2019 2:05 pm

    All those new “premium” seating sections above the walkway in the lower deck should have silver and black FUCK YOU MARK DAVIS banners hanging across the front.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  11. 5Aces Mar 28,2019 2:17 pm

    A Semien!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  12. Future Ed Mar 28,2019 2:18 pm

    a semien!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces Mar 28,2019 2:22 pm || Up

      Like the cut of your jib.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  13. Soaker Mar 28,2019 2:27 pm

    There goes the chance to debate whether this would count as an “Opening Day No-Hitter”.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Mar 28,2019 2:28 pm || Up

      this is the A’s worst opening day w/l record ever

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  14. Future Ed Mar 28,2019 2:27 pm

    of course la stella is the thorn in the side

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  15. ptbnl Mar 28,2019 2:27 pm

    Perfecto vs 1-hitter in the 7th in Toronto.
    No-hitter vs 1-hitter in the 6th in Minneapolis.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  16. Future Ed Mar 28,2019 2:42 pm

    walk calhoun. cool. way to go

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  17. Soaker Mar 28,2019 2:46 pm

    If Fiers is done for the day, “one hit and no runs” is probably a better result than he deserves based on his pitching, but he did pick a couple smart places to throw in GIDP balls.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  18. Glorious Mundy Mar 28,2019 2:47 pm

    Khrushed

    • Future Ed Mar 28,2019 2:50 pm || Up

      159 off the bat

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Mar 28,2019 2:52 pm || Up

      So he’s homered in 5 home openers in the last 4 seasons.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Soaker Mar 28,2019 2:54 pm || Up

        (sorry, 4 home openers in the last 3 seasons, with a total of 5 homers in those games)

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  19. Future Ed Mar 28,2019 2:51 pm

    i am not sad about losing lucroy, but i still don’t like the phugley platoon

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces Mar 28,2019 2:56 pm || Up

      Agreed on both counts

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  20. 5Aces Mar 28,2019 3:05 pm

    I think I prefer Sweet Lou going 2 instead of Rodney or someone bridging us to Treinen.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Soaker Mar 28,2019 3:08 pm || Up

      No A’s starter will ever pitch more than 6 innings this year (not literally, but close) so some of Soria, Rodney, Wendelken etc. are going to have to not suck.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  21. Future Ed Mar 28,2019 3:19 pm

    2 home openers

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  22. FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 28,2019 3:24 pm

    Grossman Profar and Soria Coliseum debut trifecta pays $22.50.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  23. Glorious Mundy Mar 28,2019 3:29 pm

    Excellent

  24. 5Aces Mar 28,2019 3:30 pm

    Victory cabbage all around!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  25. Glorious Mundy Mar 28,2019 3:32 pm

    Positive run-differential on the season

  26. Soaker Mar 28,2019 3:32 pm

    More crisp and tidy games like that one please.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  27. Soaker Mar 28,2019 3:40 pm

    It should not go without mention that today is the 10th anniversary of the first post on this version of FK. I know there was some experimental version online a few days before that, which I assume has long disappeared. Was reminded of that a week or so ago when the 10th anniversary of the shootings of the four Oakland police officers came up in the news. It’s well past its heyday and I wish we still had more voices involved, but I’m still enjoying hanging around here while I’ve almost entirely disappeared from posting comments on the Internet anywhere else.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • elcroata Mar 28,2019 10:18 pm || Up

      Hear, hear

      Because survival is insufficient
    • Glorious Mundy Mar 29,2019 9:36 am || Up

      You people, while few in number, are the best the internet has to offer.

    • Future Ed Mar 30,2019 8:51 pm || Up

      when does the recap go up?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  28. mikeA Mar 28,2019 3:42 pm

    Are they not doing the radio highlight package anymore?

    • mikeA Mar 28,2019 3:45 pm || Up

      Still doing it, but Ken has unwelcome company introducing them… Ugh

      • Soaker Mar 28,2019 3:47 pm || Up

        Yeah, Townsend is going to be discouragingly prominent going forward.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Mar 28,2019 6:14 pm || Up

        Does townsend really add value? I mean, he is terrible to my taste, but imagine I am not his target demo. I don’t know how he is remotely appealing

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • 5Aces Mar 29,2019 9:16 am || Up

          I find that interesting. I know there are some people (esp in the Book of Faces) that love love love him. The crowd here seems neutral to hate.

          I’ve never really heard him so I dont have much of an opinion other than most call in guys get tired really quick because they just rehash the 1-2 ideas they have come up with for the day/month/season.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • MikeV Mar 29,2019 9:19 am || Up

          I really couldn’t care less about pre/post game stuff so I’m pretty indifferent there, but I like Townsend cause he’s actually a fan of the team which is nice.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

        • Soaker Mar 29,2019 10:41 am || Up

          It annoys me when they bring him in to the broadcast during the game and it’s clear that he hasn’t been listening to Ken and Vince because his chosen subject is something they discussed a couple innings earlier. Yesterday I think the topic was all the recent long-term contract extensions. He did that all the time last year. I turn it on to catch the lineups and turn it off a few seconds after the final out, have no intention of ever listening to the TuneIn “A’s Cast” channel and never cared about the complaints about “95.7 The Game” ignoring the A’s in favor of the 49ers and Giants because I never listen to talk radio.

          Roxy still identifies himself as an A’s broadcaster in his Twitter profile but it sure sounded like Townsend will take over as the sit-in play-by-play guy when Ken or Vince has a series off. I’ll give him a chance but those games are likely an opportunity to hear some other teams’ radio broadcasts.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  29. Glorious Mundy Mar 28,2019 5:26 pm

    The Mariners are pounding Chris Sale.

    • Soaker Mar 28,2019 5:32 pm || Up

      I wish he had saved this stinker for Oakland next week.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  30. Soaker Mar 29,2019 6:35 pm

    FSU gets a pass on alcohol-fueled vehemence tonight.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 29,2019 8:53 pm || Up

      Eh, I knew this wasn’t going to be Carolina’s year. No reliable inside game, good D’s could turn them into jump shooters, and someone was bound to have a better shooting night along the way.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  31. lenscrafters Mar 29,2019 7:11 pm

    Christ, Estrada is throwing 85 mph. What a FKing joke.

    • Soaker Mar 29,2019 8:01 pm || Up

      He’s like a “suspicious package” that’s making a ticking sound.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • sslinger Mar 30,2019 1:03 am || Up

      He shouldn’t be allowed to pitch anywhere but the Coli this season.

  32. MikeV Mar 29,2019 7:51 pm

    Yeah, I can’t stand Braden in the booth.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  33. andeux Mar 29,2019 8:28 pm

    Bases loaded one out seems like a good time to pinch hit for the catcher.

    TINSTAAFK
    • andeux Mar 29,2019 8:28 pm || Up

      Sigh.

      TINSTAAFK
    • lenscrafters Mar 29,2019 8:30 pm || Up

      I’m at a loss to come up with one thing Hundley does well as a baseball player.

      • andeux Mar 31,2019 2:27 pm || Up

        Ground into double plays?

        TINSTAAFK
        • Soaker Mar 31,2019 9:43 pm || Up

          Man on first, nobody out, Hundley at the plate, I believe we need to rethink our opinion of sacrifice bunts.

          Other options depending on the inning, score and who the runner is at first:
          A) Pinch-hit for him
          B) Have the runner try to steal
          C) Tell him to take every pitch until he strikes out (or walks, but who would do that?)

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • ptbnl Mar 31,2019 10:12 pm || Up

            Basically have him hit like an NL pitcher.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • 5Aces Apr 1,2019 8:58 am || Up

            Turn his shoulder into the first pitch that is inside?

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Soaker Apr 1,2019 9:51 am || Up

            – Has GIDPd every time he’s come up with a runner on first and 0 or 1 out (4/4)
            – Only one team other than the A’s has more team GIDPs than Hundley by himself. That’s the Angels, who hit into 6 this weekend.
            – Has accounted for 4 of the 67 GIDPs in the major leagues (5.97%) in just 9 PA.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • dmoas Apr 1,2019 1:06 pm || Up

              What we’re saying is that even with 2 outs and no one on, he’s going to hit into a double play?

      • Glorious Mundy Mar 31,2019 2:41 pm || Up

        Korach just called him “a Fosse-esque catcher. Very cerebral.”

    • Soaker Mar 29,2019 8:30 pm || Up

      Laureano-Hundley strikeout-double play exacta pays $2.10.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Mar 30,2019 5:25 pm || Up

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Mar 30,2019 4:42 pm || Up

      remember when the A’s had a catcher that wasn’t a black hole at the plate?

      Jaso? a few months of vogt?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Soaker Mar 30,2019 5:33 pm || Up

        At least 81 starts at catcher, OPS+ at least 100, most recent:

        2015: Vogt, .783 OPS, 117 OPS+
        2014: Norris, .763 OPS, 119 OPS+
        2003: Ramon, .789 OPS, 107 OPS+
        1996: Steinbach, .871 OPS, 115 OPS+

        That was the last of the seven such seasons for Steinbach. The Kendall/Suzuki years were bleak, but don’t tell Ray that.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • andeux Mar 30,2019 9:47 pm || Up

          100 OPS+ is an awfully high standard for catchers.
          Last year (which was a little worse than usual) MLB catchers as a group hit .233/.304/.374, for an OPS+ of 87. Suzuki was an average-hitting catcher for 4 1/2 of his 5 years here, as was Vogt for most of his tenure.

          TINSTAAFK
  34. lenscrafters Mar 29,2019 8:47 pm

    My god, why hasn’t this man been extended yet.

  35. Glorious Mundy Mar 29,2019 8:47 pm

    Khrushed!

  36. FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 29,2019 8:49 pm

    Khrush comes in kelly green tonmight.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  37. Soaker Mar 29,2019 8:50 pm

    Nice job by Khris but that pitch looked like something I would throw.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  38. Soaker Mar 29,2019 9:14 pm

    Soria is making quick work of this at least.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  39. Glorious Mundy Mar 29,2019 9:22 pm

    At least Buchter doesn’t have to face two more batters yet?

  40. lenscrafters Mar 29,2019 9:24 pm

    I’m not sure why Treinen didn’t come in at any point here. He threw 7 pitches yesterday.

    • Soaker Mar 29,2019 9:30 pm || Up

      That’s what I was thinking before Soria even threw a pitch. With Trout due up fourth in the inning it might be a good idea to have Treinen ready and maybe worry about some other solution for the 9th inning later if that became necessary.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  41. Soaker Mar 29,2019 9:40 pm

    Looking it up in the media guide in the 2018 Season in Review section:

    The A’s were 70-2 when leading after seven innings

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  42. Soaker Mar 29,2019 9:49 pm

    I’m not going to get too worked up about anything that happens before April 1 but this is putrid.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  43. Glorious Mundy Mar 30,2019 1:14 pm

    Finally checking out the “A’s Cast.” Right now it’s Fosse rambling about the 70’s. I’m into it.

    • sslinger Mar 30,2019 1:32 pm || Up

      Same here! Nothing we haven’t heard before, but the radio equivalent of comfort food.

  44. Future Ed Mar 30,2019 6:15 pm

    one inning out of anderson is all we can ask for, yeah?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  45. Future Ed Mar 30,2019 6:28 pm

    Are glen and ray going to try to explain WAR every game?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Mar 30,2019 6:39 pm || Up

      RAY: “anyone calculate what Cal Ripkin’s WAR was? [giggles]”

      now he is talking nonsense about productive outs

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  46. Future Ed Mar 30,2019 6:35 pm

    two innings out of anderson is all we can ask for, yeah?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  47. Soaker Mar 30,2019 6:36 pm

    I was glad Semien didn’t try to complete the 3-6-1 double play because I had visions of a pile of Brett pieces just behind first base.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  48. Future Ed Mar 30,2019 6:48 pm

    three innings out of anderson is all we can ask for, yeah?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  49. FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 30,2019 7:00 pm

    Great at bat for Piscotty, wait for that nothing fastball and smack it.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  50. Future Ed Mar 30,2019 7:00 pm

    Mike trout is awesome. I love watching him play. i don’t wish him any harm, but that ibanez lawn dart was funny

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  51. Future Ed Mar 30,2019 7:14 pm

    Paul goldschmidt doesn’t get credit?
    OK guys, maybe read more about baseball, you know the game you cover for a living

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 30,2019 7:26 pm || Up

      Doesn’t get credit = ESPN mentions, Probably right.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  52. Future Ed Mar 30,2019 7:20 pm

    can cahna gete more time in left?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  53. Future Ed Mar 30,2019 7:22 pm

    four innings out of anderson is all we can ask for, yeah?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  54. Future Ed Mar 30,2019 7:28 pm

    five innings out of anderson is all we can ask for, yeah?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  55. Future Ed Mar 30,2019 7:46 pm

    six innings out of anderson is all we can ask for, yeah?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Mar 30,2019 7:46 pm || Up

      It helps a lot that he doesn’t have Kevin Kouzmanoff playing 3B behind him anymore.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 30,2019 9:54 pm || Up

      Six months.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  56. 5Aces Mar 30,2019 7:46 pm

    Sigh that we probably hear about Brett waking up uncomfortable tomorrow.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Mar 30,2019 7:58 pm || Up

      clearing a roster space for keuchel?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Mar 30,2019 8:01 pm || Up

      Question for FSU and PTBNL:

      If you have a name that begins with “J” is it a requirement that you be called by initials?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 30,2019 9:54 pm || Up

        Jah.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • ptbnl Mar 31,2019 8:26 am || Up

        My co-spokesperson John, the interim project director Jim, and I have become the 3Js.

        I was holding out for the Three J-migos.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Mar 30,2019 8:03 pm || Up

      ray has forgotten about japan

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Mar 30,2019 8:04 pm || Up

      kendrys needs some oxygen

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Mar 30,2019 8:06 pm || Up

        Every step he looked a little closer to retiring.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  57. 5Aces Mar 30,2019 8:06 pm

    JB wonderkid with the nice inning.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  58. 5Aces Mar 30,2019 8:23 pm

    The only reason I made that comment was I was 100% certain we wouldnt go multiple innings with the kid

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  59. Glorious Mundy Mar 30,2019 8:36 pm

    Profar’s defense in the early season has been worrisome.

    • Future Ed Mar 30,2019 8:45 pm || Up

      yeah, I don’t remember thinking that. fangraphs have him as meh. I hope its temporary

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  60. Soaker Mar 30,2019 8:37 pm

    No way does Treinen get that call against a lefthanded hitter in Yankee Stadium or Fenway Park. He really shouldn’t have gotten it against Justin Bour at the Coliseum.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  61. 5Aces Mar 30,2019 8:42 pm

    @GM only on simple throws to 1st. A 2B wont have to do that often, will he?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  62. Soaker Mar 30,2019 8:52 pm

    I prefer that Treinen not remind me of Grant Balfour but I’ll take it.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  63. andeux Mar 30,2019 10:00 pm

    – Anderson looked gawdawful at first, and seemed to get steadily better as the game went on. (I guess Ed already covered this.)
    – Least impressive 6 shutout innings: Fiers, Estrada, or Anderson? Probably Estrada. Still not looking forward to any of them (or our Mr. Brooks) against the Sawx.
    – Wendelken was impressive. Fastball at 95, good curve at 80, right around the zone. (I guess Aces already covered this.) Until…
    – Profar is on notice. (I guess GM already covered this.) I get the trade – former top prospect, still only 26 and healthy for the first time in years, could be a great candidate for a breakout. But so far he hasn’t impressed either at the plate or in the field, and he’s blocking Barreto, who seems ready.
    – As far as I’m concerned, Mark Canha can flip his bat any time.fcn
    – Happy bday Soaker.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Mar 30,2019 10:21 pm || Up

      – I laughed when Ken said “There are great pitching matchups in the upcoming Red Sox series!” Brooks vs. Price, Fiers vs. Sale…umm, OK.
      – Not expecting Wendelken to be a carbon copy of Trivino, but Soria, Rodney and Hendriks aren’t high hurdles, and Bob is committed to Petit as a 5th-6th inning guy until injuries or suck force a change.
      – Did they bring Green and Gold cupcakes down to the front row seats? Happy birthday andeux!

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  64. MikeV Mar 30,2019 10:28 pm

    Don’t order your playoff ticket strips just yet.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  65. Future Ed Mar 31,2019 10:19 am

    i don’t think an own goal on an offside header is going to break you out of that slump, mo

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ptbnl Mar 31,2019 10:27 am || Up

      We’ll take it.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Future Ed Mar 31,2019 10:29 am || Up

        i don’t know if he was offside, but it was pretty close.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Mar 31,2019 1:09 pm || Up

        They all count, but my god was that a bad one.

  66. Glorious Mundy Mar 31,2019 1:05 pm

    If anyone wants to ask him about the kraut, you could probably get results.

  67. Glorious Mundy Mar 31,2019 1:12 pm

    The Rays taking 3 of 4 from the Astros feels significant.

  68. 5Aces Mar 31,2019 2:31 pm

    @GM I replied with just that request. I stand tall for my RAF friends.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  69. Glorious Mundy Mar 31,2019 2:44 pm

    Calhoun looks an All Star whenever we see him.

  70. andeux Mar 31,2019 3:09 pm

    “Bob Melvin, rolling the dice, pinch-hitting for his catcher when he only has one other catcher on the bench…” – Fosse

    TINSTAAFK
    • mikeA Mar 31,2019 5:10 pm || Up

      AL West:
      n/a
      Oakland 3-3 —
      n/a
      Houston 1-3 1
      n/a

  71. FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 31,2019 11:13 pm

    Montas needs a nickname. Frankie Magic? Frankie Five-Fingers? Frankie Mont-yes! Frankiestein’Monster?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • 5Aces Apr 1,2019 8:59 am || Up

      Frankie Magic is great and I will now hear it regardless of what everyone else votes on.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 1,2019 9:37 am || Up

      Frankie Mont-Ace

    • Future Ed Apr 1,2019 4:43 pm || Up

      frankie moon toss

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 1,2019 9:40 pm || Up

        I feel like this is what we’ll be calling him after a trip to Fenway.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  72. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 1,2019 4:16 pm

    My vacation condo neighbors wear Red Sox gear 100% of the time, an A’s series win would really help me out here.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 1,2019 9:40 pm || Up

      Great start!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • ptbnl Apr 1,2019 9:55 pm || Up

        I have the front row tomorrow, so I’d especially love to see it continue too.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • andeux Apr 2,2019 9:50 pm || Up

          Is your Red Sox friend sufficiently immiserated yet?

          TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Apr 2,2019 10:04 pm || Up

      Bring them some donuts tomorrow morning.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 2,2019 11:35 pm || Up

        Malasadas.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."

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