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297 thoughts on “North American Series thread

  1. doctorK Oct 25,2016 4:25 pm

    For family reasons, I’m rooting for Cleveland. Also, a 108-year futility history is not something to set aside lightly.

    • Future Ed Oct 25,2016 7:05 pm || Up

      for jon lester and jason hammel and ben zobrist and chris coglin reasons I am rooting for the racist hat guys

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  2. andeux Oct 25,2016 4:28 pm

    Go Cocos!

    TINSTAAFK
  3. Glorious Mundy Oct 25,2016 4:50 pm

    Northern North America Series

  4. Glorious Mundy Oct 25,2016 4:52 pm

    Coghlan is starting Game 1 of the damn World Series.

    • doctorK Oct 25,2016 4:52 pm || Up

      I’m having horrible visions of him becoming this year’s Cody Ross.

    • andeux Oct 25,2016 5:40 pm || Up

      Chris one and a half wins below replacement level in only 172 plate appearances Coghlan?

      TINSTAAFK
  5. Glorious Mundy Oct 25,2016 4:57 pm

    Joe Maddon is now indistinguishable from Lori Petty’s character on Orange is the New Black.

    • AV Oct 25,2016 5:19 pm || Up

      tank boy!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Future Ed Oct 25,2016 7:05 pm || Up

        whoever has the water, has the power

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  6. Englishmajor Oct 25,2016 4:58 pm

    Cleveland, city of light, city of magic!

  7. Glorious Mundy Oct 25,2016 5:04 pm

    I can’t see Joe Buck now without staring at his hair.

    • Glorious Mundy Oct 26,2016 4:01 pm || Up

      Honestly, those are some pretty good plugs.

  8. Glorious Mundy Oct 25,2016 5:30 pm

    Lesterrrrrrrrrr

  9. doctorK Oct 25,2016 5:31 pm

    Lester is pooping the sheets so far.

  10. Glorious Mundy Oct 25,2016 6:15 pm

    Jesus, Lester. WTF.

  11. Soaker Oct 25,2016 6:43 pm

    Adam Rosales just threw his beer bottle through his TV, and I considered it.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  12. Glorious Mundy Oct 25,2016 6:45 pm

    You would have to pay me so much money to watch that Skip Bayless/Shannon Sharpe show.

    • Soaker Oct 25,2016 6:47 pm || Up

      I assumed it was a 30-minute show. There are TWO AND A HALF HOURS of that.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • andeux Oct 25,2016 7:00 pm || Up

      TINSTAAFK
  13. Future Ed Oct 25,2016 7:07 pm

    no longer in the car, proceeding to not care anymore

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  14. Soaker Oct 25,2016 7:24 pm

    I don’t recall a World Series first pitch time being moved up. Usually the network is pretty locked in to its time slot. They realize how lucky they are, with Cleveland and Chicago, it’s not a week’s worth of snow in the forecast.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  15. andeux Oct 25,2016 7:37 pm

    Oh, Rajai.

    TINSTAAFK
  16. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 25,2016 8:12 pm

    I am rooting for the Cubs and I have nothing against Zobrist.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Oct 25,2016 8:17 pm || Up

      ricketts

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 25,2016 8:28 pm || Up

        That’s why they put vitamin D in milk.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Englishmajor Oct 25,2016 8:57 pm || Up

      This being the World Series, I guess there is no danger of his wife singing the anthem.

  17. Glorious Mundy Oct 25,2016 9:53 pm

    Welp, the Warriors suck

  18. Glorious Mundy Oct 26,2016 1:00 pm

  19. Glorious Mundy Oct 26,2016 3:57 pm

    These two doofuses really dressed up to honor our country during the anthem.

  20. Glorious Mundy Oct 26,2016 4:55 pm

    Been a long time since I really watched Fox network broadcasts of the postseason. I have to say that Joe Buck without Tim McCarver is basically fine.

    • dmoas Oct 26,2016 5:04 pm || Up

      He’s awful. Just fucking boring. And his comments are inane. He’s not much better than Kuiper. But at least Kuiper knows a little about one team that’s playing. My preference is for them to STFU and just give me the crowd noise. Throw in a sideline reporter for important info that we’d otherwise not know from watching the game.

      • Glorious Mundy Oct 26,2016 5:05 pm || Up

        He’s totally boring. But that’s an improvement over ruining the game, like McCarver did.

        • Soaker Oct 26,2016 5:30 pm || Up

          I agree with you on this. Buck seemed to compete with McCarver to see who could be the more pompous. Smoltz has a quieter, thoughtful approach which is a much better complement to Buck; instead of two blowhards in the booth, it’s more like half of one. Aikman is louder than Smoltz but I think that team works pretty well too in a sport where loudness is more appropriate.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 26,2016 6:03 pm || Up

            That’s a good analysis, but still I can’t hear Joe Buck without seeing that smug fucking look he always has. Also, because Fox Sports is so dominant Buck gets a huge share of championship events, and I’m sick of him.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • Soaker Oct 26,2016 6:49 pm || Up

              Yeah, this is Buck’s 19th World Series, by far the all-time PxP leader. Curt Gowdy, who was the voice of every big event when I was a kid, did 11. Does not seem right.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  21. Glorious Mundy Oct 26,2016 4:56 pm

    OMG the side effects on this “Lyrica” drug!

    • colin Oct 26,2016 6:59 pm || Up

      One of my grad school roommates dated a woman named Lyrica. I remember giving her a hard time when those drug ads first started up.

  22. Glorious Mundy Oct 26,2016 5:19 pm

    Never a good sign for a company when it has to buy World Series ad spots to promise to stop doing fraud.

  23. Soaker Oct 26,2016 5:58 pm

    Trump and the NRA are the leading ad spenders on these telecasts in Reno. The NRA’s spending seems to be working as that background checks measure is polling much closer than a few weeks ago (Yes still leading).

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  24. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 26,2016 6:05 pm

    I get that Cleveland has a great hot streak going in their alt blue tops, but hosting two World Series games without seeing the home whites is a crime.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  25. Soaker Oct 26,2016 6:05 pm

    Zobrist looking like early favorite for MVP.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  26. MikeV Oct 26,2016 7:50 pm

    MLS playoffs on Unimas.

    SAP is not working.

    LOL

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  27. Future Ed Oct 26,2016 8:41 pm

    av: going down a you tube hole, I can’t figure out anything about your niece here.

    help me out.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Oct 26,2016 9:37 pm || Up

      i’ve got cousins from madrid to manila.

      she seems to be argentine? funny lyrics. title is addicted to being right. about a guy who likes to argue. favorite line, te chupa bien o un huevo mi opinión. roughly, not certain if my opinion strikes you well or sucks your testicle.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Future Ed Oct 26,2016 10:38 pm || Up

        there isn’t a lot of info on her. i saw a couple of articles that say thing s like “she is a songwriter and comedian.”

        but nothing else.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  28. Glorious Mundy Oct 26,2016 8:58 pm
    • Future Ed Oct 26,2016 9:08 pm || Up

      he…he has a stadium in oakland.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • MikeV Oct 26,2016 9:58 pm || Up

        you forgot the air quotes around stadium

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

    • dmoas Oct 26,2016 9:31 pm || Up

      Reduce the scope and do it without him. Seems an odd scenario.

    • 5Aces Oct 27,2016 1:28 pm || Up

      Irwindale still has a big hole in the ground…

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Soaker Oct 27,2016 2:11 pm || Up

      This story seems to be on all the online outlets…EXCEPT that I can’t find any mention of it on the Las Vegas Review-Journal’s web site.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 27,2016 2:28 pm || Up

        Heh heh.

        My guess is this is about Adelson’s ownership piece. One of the unknowns of this deal is what exactly Adelson gets for his investment. The Raiders are loathe to give up any ownership % in any deal anywhere. But Sheldon’s not doing this out of charity.

        I would imagine that the NV legislature will quickly retreat from the largest public stadium contribution in history if all the private cash suddenly disappears.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Soaker Oct 27,2016 2:48 pm || Up

          I don’t think the NFL owners have any real objection to going into Las Vegas due to the gambling association, they aren’t generally known to turn down $750M of public money and many of them most likely align themselves politically with Mr. Adelson. But the notion of actually getting into bed with him as a partner, I see as the biggest stumbling block the owners would have to overcome.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 27,2016 3:36 pm || Up

            Also concerns about leaving top 3 media market in favor of #40.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • Soaker Oct 27,2016 4:23 pm || Up

              The notion is that they’ll draw a ton of out-of-town visitors, which works with almost all games played on Sundays. Make sure the schedule is written so that the Raiders are essentially a home team in both the Bay Area and LA, so most/all of their games are televised in both of those markets. (This becomes quite a bit harder in LA though if the Chargers eventually go there.)

              The local market size issue does doom the NHL expansion team, which seems like the dumbest franchise placement ever. Fans of the visiting team are not going to come in just for a regular season game on a weeknight. The NHL can get away with having teams in hockey-crazy small markets such as Winnipeg and Edmonton but not many Vegas locals are going to give a crap, and most avoid the Strip unless they work there anyway, so that arena is going to be 2/3 empty seats a lot of the time.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • dmoas Oct 27,2016 5:20 pm || Up

              Split market vs fresh though. I suspect that part is less impactful than Adelson. Especially given the extremely unlikeliness of getting public money to build a new stadium in the bay area.

            • MikeV Oct 27,2016 6:41 pm || Up

              Every game will sell out, easily.

              “Book a weekend in Vegas, get Raider tickets!”

              Televise games in LA and in the Bay Area as ‘local’ games — they can gerrymander the shit out of the home TV zones anyway.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • Soaker Oct 27,2016 6:56 pm || Up

                Some of Mark’s $500M contribution would be coming from PSLs, which sounds like a disaster, but those will mostly be bought by the casinos and other travel companies which will sell the best seats as part of all-inclusive travel packages.

                What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy Oct 27,2016 2:33 pm || Up

        You expect Pravda to run with a quote from the Premier just because it ran on the BBC?

  29. Future Ed Oct 27,2016 3:15 pm

    Was on a school field trip. It was surprising that one of the biggest bullies/bad attitude kids was wearing a Draymond green jersey

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  30. Glorious Mundy Oct 27,2016 4:33 pm

    My local burrito place hasn’t had avocados for more than a week. This shortage is becoming problematic.

  31. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 27,2016 5:29 pm

    Very long, very sad article about the death of ex-sportswriter Jennifer Frey. A’s fans may remember her as the writer who discovered and wrote about Glenn Burke living in his sad last years. Well worth the time to read, though tough for those who’ve struggled with alcoholism in their families.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Oct 28,2016 2:01 pm || Up

      Wow. Really good and sad piece.

      Sidenote: Somehow I had forgotten that Bo Schembechler was involved with that Jack Morris fiasco. What a jerk.

    • Englishmajor Oct 28,2016 7:57 pm || Up

      Such a good article, such a sad story.

  32. Glorious Mundy Oct 27,2016 5:32 pm
    • nevermoor Oct 27,2016 5:56 pm || Up

      The firm says it can predict how most people will vote

      … for Hillary?

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  33. Glorious Mundy Oct 27,2016 5:37 pm

    Getting your client acquitted on the most seemingly slam-dunk charges imaginable and then getting yourself tased in the courtroom is quite the day’s work.

    • Soaker Oct 27,2016 5:53 pm || Up

      I’d be happy to see them freeze their asses off for another winter out there. Better that than some of the other things those dumbasses might do in the wake of a Trump defeat.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy Oct 27,2016 5:55 pm || Up

        Well, it sounds like they are headed to your state to stand trial next. We’ll see whether the jurors there are as amenable.

  34. Glorious Mundy Oct 27,2016 6:42 pm

    On field football graphics are getting a little out of hand with the “FG Target Line” ESPN has.

    • colin Oct 27,2016 6:46 pm || Up

      Yeah, I was just noticing that too. Do they adjust it for each team’s kicker? What about wind direction/speed?

  35. Soaker Oct 27,2016 6:51 pm

    The Pence plane that went off the runway at LaGuardia appears to be the same airplane that previously carried the SF Giants paint job that Reddick complained about early in the season.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Oct 27,2016 7:27 pm || Up

      Which would have been a good story but further research has shown that it’s not the same plane. This is a plane the Florida Panthers used last season; the Giants paint job was on a different plane.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  36. Soaker Oct 27,2016 8:26 pm

    My expectations for this game were pretty low, but I didn’t expect Cal to plant the white flag on the field during warmups. ESPN can’t be happy about this.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • MikeV Oct 27,2016 8:30 pm || Up

      Well, the Bears are on a short week and USC had a bye.

      Also, Cal sucks

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • doctorK Oct 27,2016 8:33 pm || Up

        In a sane world, college football games would be exclusively on Saturday afternoons.

        • MikeV Oct 27,2016 8:34 pm || Up

          yeah but midterms

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

      • Soaker Oct 27,2016 9:25 pm || Up

        “Cal sucks” is half right. The Bears have scored 51, 50 and 52 in 3 of the 4 wins. In the 3 losses they have scored 40, 41 and 44, AND LOST ANYWAY. So the area where they need to improve is sort of obvious. But I’ve said here before: if Cal’s coach ignores defense, and you are a 5-star or 4-star high school defensive player, why would you choose Cal if you have other offers, and particularly an offer from Stanford if you’re academically eligible for either one.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Glorious Mundy Oct 27,2016 9:55 pm || Up

          USC is running through them like they aren’t even there.

          • Soaker Oct 27,2016 11:07 pm || Up

            Final: 398 yards rushing allowed, the fourth time in eight games they have allowed >300 yards (somehow one win in those four, vs. Texas).

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • Glorious Mundy Oct 28,2016 8:17 am || Up

              The halftime interview with Dykes was amusing. Asked what they needed to do to stop USC he basically said uhhhhhhhh….we need to score more.

        • mother pucker Oct 29,2016 12:20 pm || Up

          Cal needs to ask themselves what is their real ceiling with Dykes? What is he building? The recruiting has been terrible, particularly on defense, and if not for a gift in the form of the Webb transfer, they are likely 2-5 (possibly 1-7). I look at what MacIntyre (who had no interest in even interviewing with Cal & whose last SJSU team handled Dykes’ LA Tech squad) is doing at Colorado in terms of actually refining the program from the ground up, and I see none of that at Cal. They are (were?) in the nice zone where all of the California plus Oregon are trending down, and yet Dykes consistently is doing nothing to elevate the program.

          I would have never handed him that extension (every Cal fan I know was hoping something would materialize from his inter-school flirtations last Winter), and it seems unlikely they would fire him this season. It will likely take the “bottom” falling out next year for that to occur; however, if by some miracle he was took a job with some other school (Texas Tech?), at least the healing would finally begin.

  37. AV Oct 28,2016 7:23 am

    i assume everybody here already listened to the rachel maddow baseball hour about the latest baseball metrics? tRMP? basically, splits the field into two categories, best baseball player in NY in the 70s and not best baseball player in NY in the 70s.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • sslinger Oct 28,2016 8:47 am || Up

      I love the add-ons: all sports, really. Like wrestling. And, football.

      Wrestling? Really?

  38. Glorious Mundy Oct 28,2016 11:29 am
    • nevermoor Oct 28,2016 2:12 pm || Up

      He’s terrible on TV, and too old for his writing style.

      Great ideas guy, though, in the sense of 30 for 30s and related concepts.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Glorious Mundy Oct 28,2016 2:18 pm || Up

        Not just too old, also too rich. He was complaining on his podcast the other day (I still hate listen) about having to watch football on his dad’s 8-year-old plasma TV.

        • 5Aces Oct 28,2016 7:57 pm || Up

          When your whole schtick was being the everyman, it’s tough when youre no longer the everyman.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Glorious Mundy Oct 29,2016 2:05 pm || Up

            It’s funny how un-self aware he is about that. You listen to him and he acts like everyone watches football at Jimmy Kimmel’s house and has courtside seats at Staples.

    • Glorious Mundy Nov 4,2016 11:28 am || Up
  39. Glorious Mundy Oct 28,2016 11:50 am

    Sort of fitting that on top of all the other ongoing institutional damage to our system of government, the FBI has now been totally politicized.

    • Future Ed Oct 28,2016 1:08 pm || Up

      this is depressing. as someone who dislikes and distrusts law enforcement. it sucks

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Oct 28,2016 1:41 pm || Up

        I still can’t get over the director seeing fit to announce Clinton was “extremely careless” back in June. That seemed like pretty inappropriate political ass-covering. Of course, the Republicans completely blew it by ignoring that gift and going with the “she should be in jail/she shouldn’t get security briefings” angle that the public was never going to buy.

    • Soaker Oct 28,2016 5:20 pm || Up

      Clinton suddenly looks like the A’s with a 2-0 lead in the Division Series.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy Oct 28,2016 5:28 pm || Up

        Didn’t expect Anthony Weiner to play the Eric Byrnes role.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 28,2016 5:37 pm || Up

          (tries, fails to craft “touch the plate” joke).

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 28,2016 5:37 pm || Up

          If Jeter shows up at Trump events next week I will be worried.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Glorious Mundy Oct 28,2016 5:54 pm || Up

            Derek Lowe crotch chop at the victory party.

  40. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 28,2016 5:53 pm

    It pleases me that Marlins fan dude was unable to get a front row camera view seat for the first World Series game at Wrigley.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  41. doctorK Oct 28,2016 7:35 pm

    Yay Coco.

    Also, FK you Rajai.

  42. 5Aces Oct 28,2016 8:00 pm

    They said Larry Vanover was assisting with the replay. I was shocked when he came out and called a balk on Travis Blackley.

    (and yes, at his palatial estate, Angel Hernandez ruled it a double)

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  43. Englishmajor Oct 28,2016 8:06 pm

    This came out yesterday but they should push it again with the tagline SHOCKING NEW WIENER VIDEO:
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    • Future Ed Oct 28,2016 8:38 pm || Up

      fuck scott weiner too

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Oct 29,2016 12:04 pm || Up

        I assume his campaign is toast since Bernie came to town for Kim. I mostly like him, but him staying on the board of supes while she goes to Sacto isn’t a bad outcome.

        • Future Ed Oct 29,2016 12:38 pm || Up

          with many SF dems, I’d be fine with them in washington. I feel that we have a unique opportunity to have true progressives here and in Sacto. Like Newsom. (not harris, fuck her)

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Glorious Mundy Oct 29,2016 12:58 pm || Up

            I have trouble with this “true progressive” concept. What does it mean to you at the local level? Weiner strikes me as having roughly the same politics as Newsom (who I like a lot).

            • Future Ed Oct 29,2016 1:22 pm || Up

              he is taking money and aligning with new new money libertarians. I don’t like that.

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • Glorious Mundy Oct 29,2016 1:41 pm || Up

                I like him because he is pragmatic on development and enthusiastically pro-mass transit expansion. Not surprised the tech people like him too, especially because he is more open to “quality of life” measures than Kim is.

                (Oh, and for full disclosure I also gave him a (very) little bit of money! Attended a friend’s meet and greet with him and you can’t really do that without cutting a check.)

          • nevermoor Oct 31,2016 9:38 am || Up

            Newsom is a showboating lightweight. Where are our Elizabeth Warrens out here?

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • Glorious Mundy Oct 31,2016 10:22 am || Up

              Theory: We don’t have an Elizabeth Warren because California elections are too expensive to win without corporate cash and the professoriate of our Harvard equivalent is too co-opted by the tech industry/venture capital.

  44. andeux Oct 28,2016 8:40 pm

    Yay Coco. Helluva game.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Oct 28,2016 9:34 pm || Up

      that one looked fun. its too bad it doesn’t hold my interest

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  45. Future Ed Oct 29,2016 11:04 am

    I don’t remember who was “Smashmouth” over on **.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Oct 29,2016 1:13 pm || Up

      Sure, Smashmouth was a shitty band. But they were a shitty Bay Area band, some members of which probably grew up rooting for the A’s. Dumb move to fight with them.

      • Future Ed Oct 29,2016 1:23 pm || Up

        bingo.

        and FFS, they still get played over and over every july around the league

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed Oct 29,2016 1:26 pm || Up

        Milo’s rec game at ft scott against your 3rd grade boys was canceled due to ft scott already being a swamp.

        this means 2 games canceled.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Glorious Mundy Oct 29,2016 1:30 pm || Up

          Fall soccer on most of the grass fields is pointless. None of them drain at all.

          • Future Ed Oct 29,2016 1:39 pm || Up

            always at risk of losing a shoe there anyway.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Glorious Mundy Oct 29,2016 1:46 pm || Up

              Yeah, Ft. Scott tends to have those hidden mud pits even after a week of sunshine.

  46. Glorious Mundy Oct 29,2016 1:45 pm
  47. doctorK Oct 29,2016 6:03 pm

    Shut your yap, you mouth breathing sack of shit.

  48. Future Ed Oct 29,2016 6:48 pm

    can’t wait to see president trump with a chief wahoo cap

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  49. Future Ed Oct 29,2016 6:57 pm

    way to make Kluber work guys. short rest, prolly going in game 7.

    and miller went 20 pitches last night, lets make sure we save him for only one inning today, right cubs?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  50. Future Ed Oct 29,2016 7:09 pm

    this is the time that cubs fans panic, right?

    and when dan otero comes in?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  51. Future Ed Oct 29,2016 7:29 pm

    when interviewed last night the coco was told he had no pinch hits this year.

    that can’t be true?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Oct 29,2016 7:35 pm || Up

      Appears so.
      0/10 in the regular season this year.
      But 6/15 last year.
      And now 2 in the WS.

      TINSTAAFK
  52. Future Ed Oct 29,2016 7:31 pm

    coco!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  53. Future Ed Oct 29,2016 7:41 pm

    hmm, now my buddy from gary indiana that is starting a murder trial monday won’t be needlessly distracted

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  54. Future Ed Oct 29,2016 7:53 pm

    7 pitches?

    come on now francona, bring in otero who I don’t hate, it wasn’t his fault he was brought in too late and too often

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  55. Future Ed Oct 29,2016 8:10 pm

    i don’t get miller going 2. would he be unavailable after 7 pitches?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  56. Future Ed Oct 29,2016 8:21 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  57. Glorious Mundy Oct 30,2016 10:36 am

    If a team in any city is going to blow a 3-1 lead in the finals, I would like it to be Cleveland.

  58. Glorious Mundy Oct 30,2016 12:49 pm

  59. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 30,2016 2:35 pm

    Just win, baby.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Oct 30,2016 3:57 pm || Up

      A Silver and Black and Yellow victory.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  60. Future Ed Oct 30,2016 4:15 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Oct 30,2016 4:33 pm || Up

      Spectacular

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 30,2016 4:54 pm || Up

        He was wearing his batting helmet in the field in the 9th in anticipation.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Glorious Mundy Oct 30,2016 5:03 pm || Up

          In case he had to beat someone over the head with it.

    • doctorK Oct 30,2016 5:10 pm || Up

      Ah, the 1970s.

      • Future Ed Oct 30,2016 5:45 pm || Up

        somewhere around the pitchers mound you see an umpire (and a cop with a giant nightstick).

        the umpire looks terrified

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Oct 30,2016 5:12 pm || Up

      Guy in gray windbreaker = Stanford trombonist

  61. Glorious Mundy Oct 30,2016 4:33 pm

    Got a super sketchy call from some bumbling dude claiming to be taking a poll regarding the “sugar tax” ballot measure. I unfortunately had to hang up on him and leave the house before I could find out what kind of push poll “questions” were coming.

  62. Glorious Mundy Oct 30,2016 5:21 pm

    God, he’s so stupid.

    “Who has sent their ballots in? And do you think those ballots are properly counted?” Trump asked the audience, to which they replied “No!”

    Trump continued by expressing his skepticism and telling supporters to go get new ballots to ensure their vote is counted.

    “If you go to university center, they’ll give you a new ballot, they’ll void your old ballot, in some places they do that four or five times, so by tomorrow, almost everyone will have their new ballots in.”

    • Future Ed Oct 30,2016 5:46 pm || Up

      what the hell?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Oct 30,2016 5:59 pm || Up

        I honestly can’t tell if he is telling supporters to try to cheat, or just telling them to waste their time.

  63. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 30,2016 5:37 pm

    Jim Harbaugh in the Wrigley stands, with his mitt on.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • nevermoor Oct 31,2016 9:42 am || Up

      Yeah, following a super-awkward pivot to him by the Announcers.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 31,2016 10:14 am || Up

        Seriously, it was as though Harbaugh was the star of a wacky new Fox sitcom. I’m picturing a psycho football coach forced to retire and coach little league instead.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  64. Future Ed Oct 30,2016 8:47 pm

    i guess that was cool. didn’t like the outcome.

    fucking lester. dick

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  65. doctorK Oct 30,2016 9:11 pm

    Oh man, if the Clevelanders blow the 3-1 series lead, my brother is going to get trolled something fierce.

  66. AV Oct 31,2016 10:26 pm

    J fucking C.

    and fucking buddha, fucking mohammed, fucking confucius, fucking (yet virginal somehow) maría, and all of the other fucking ones, probably some atheists to be mentioned, jason fucking torpy (?) too,

    seven fucking days still…

    (this is the best though. i mean like, totally. no sarcasm. feeling sorry for any world series between two totally deserving longstanding bystanders.)

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • MikeV Oct 31,2016 10:44 pm || Up

      Hi!!

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • AV Nov 1,2016 6:31 am || Up

        mike fucking V!

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  67. sslinger Oct 31,2016 11:29 pm

    Man, that shit was ugly for the Vikes tonight.Still can’t believe they didn’t go for that 4th down play near midfield in the first half, but given what they weren’t able to do the rest of the game it probably moot. So much for hopes up.

  68. Glorious Mundy Nov 1,2016 12:28 pm
  69. Glorious Mundy Nov 1,2016 4:57 pm

    Cleveland is really trotting out the crappy pop country artists for the anthems.

  70. Glorious Mundy Nov 1,2016 5:20 pm

    Not sure that was a “tough break for the Indians” as much as it was bad baseball playing by the Indians, Smoltz.

    • Soaker Nov 1,2016 5:25 pm || Up

      Fosse is already hitting the hard stuff.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 1,2016 5:33 pm || Up

      I think Naquin is the Basque word for “guy who sucks at catching.”

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  71. Glorious Mundy Nov 1,2016 6:04 pm

    (sigh)

  72. Soaker Nov 1,2016 6:06 pm

    Team Dynamite’s entry into World Series Game 6 has expected result.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  73. FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 1,2016 8:43 pm

    Game 7, hooray!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Nov 2,2016 11:39 am || Up

      Coghlan hits a solo homer in the top of the 11th, off Miller’s 86th pitch. Then in the bottom of the 11th, after a walk, Coco homers on Chapman’s 94th pitch, an 85 mph “fastball”, for the win.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 2,2016 4:14 pm || Up

        It’s important that Chapman’s devastating overuse injury not become known until after the Giants have overpaid for him this winter. I’ll also accept the Angels overpaying.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • sslinger Nov 2,2016 12:55 pm || Up

      I think we’ll go watch at Triple Rock, so if any of you other FKers want to join it would be good to see you.

  74. Glorious Mundy Nov 2,2016 10:40 am

    I do love it when the guy completely forgets that there is a pretense he is supposed to maintain about something.

  75. Glorious Mundy Nov 2,2016 11:08 am

    Finally looking closely at the California ballot measures and boy are there some bad ideas in there along with the good ones:

    -60: Mandatory condoms in porn, allowing the “state, performers, or any state resident to enforce violations.” WTF on the bolded part. This is a horrible idea.
    -53: “Voter Approval Requirement for Revenue Bonds above $2 Billion” – Hell no.
    -66: “Designates superior court for initial [death penalty habeas] petitions and limits successive petitions.” Noooo. Let’s repeal the goddamn thing instead (Prop 62).

    • AV Nov 2,2016 11:32 am || Up

      60 makes it so the any-resident gets money from enforcing the violations. dan savage’s latest rant is all about this.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 2,2016 11:57 am || Up

        My understanding is that 60 is a, um, fig leaf to cover for the true motivations of the anti-porn crusaders who are funding it. And AHF, the AIDS group fronting the Yes campaign, is widely disliked by other AIDS organizations.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Glorious Mundy Nov 2,2016 12:09 pm || Up

          Getting paid to closely examine erect penises is just a side benefit.

        • AV Nov 2,2016 12:36 pm || Up

          yep.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Nov 2,2016 11:42 am || Up

      yeah those are weird

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Nov 2,2016 11:54 am || Up

      Where’s the one that would allow me to buy beer through the self-checkout line at Safeway? That’s almost as irritating as Oregon’s gas pump law.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • MikeV Nov 2,2016 12:20 pm || Up

        SERIOUSLY.

        They have an attendant there anyway. If they really feel they need to verify ID, have them come over and do so.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • Soaker Nov 2,2016 1:19 pm || Up

          Most of the busts for underage sales locally are at mom and pop liquor stores, AM-PM and places like that. Although one of the local Walmarts has been nailed 3 times in the last 2 years, but the self-checkout itself wasn’t the problem in any of them. These are the Walmart cases:

          On April 5, 2014, two girls working with the sheriff’s office purchased a 24-ounce can of Coors Light beer and gave the 53-year-old clerk an expired California drivers license in the name of a 32-year-old woman.

          The clerk took the license, punched the birth date from the license and completed the transaction.

          On Sept. 25, 2014, an 18-year-old clerk sold alcohol to a 17-year-old girl, also working a sting for the sheriff’s office.

          The girl had a California license that showed a 33-year-old woman who was clearly not the girl and had expired in 2011.

          According to the sheriff’s report, the third violation occurred on Oct. 1, 2015, when a clerk sold beer to a 6-foot, 1-inch 17-year-old girl using a drivers license that said she was a 5-foot, 7-inch tall 33-year old woman. The license had also expired in 2007.

          After the transaction, the clerk was cited for selling to a minor and the store manager was notified by the deputy who was conducting the sting.

          The solution is employee training, not forcing alcohol buyers into the slowest lines.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • dmoas Nov 2,2016 2:52 pm || Up

            Counter-point: Requiring ID there, where frequently the person watching over them is missing, would slow down the entire check out system. I’ve been stuck waiting countless times because they don’t actually staff the area. While it’s not a legal problem, per se, and stores could technically make the rule themselves if they choose, it does add an opening for someone to just say fuck it and run. Especially when it could look like they’ve paid for it. Personally, I like the way it is now, but it’s less about being concerned about minor’s drinking and more about me not wanting to sit there through what should be a quick check out process that someone has interrupted so that their ID could be verified.

          • Future Ed Nov 2,2016 7:22 pm || Up

            counterpoint

            go to a human that is employed. it will cost you dozens of cents per trip, but save Kroger thousands. fuck kroger

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Soaker Nov 2,2016 7:33 pm || Up

              Do you boycott ATMs and go to the full serve island at the gas station too? I don’t try to perpetuate obsolete jobs.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
              • Future Ed Nov 2,2016 7:37 pm || Up

                solid point.

                although i don’t go to ATMs, but i do a lot of electronic banking.

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Soaker Nov 2,2016 8:02 pm || Up

                  So many hours of my childhood spent standing, well squirming, next to my mother in the line at Bank of America so she could withdraw $40 cash, so we could go to Safeway and stand in the checkout line where the checker called out the prices orally (“Twenty-nine, nineteen, one and a half pounds at thirty-nine a pound”) while manually punching the keys of the NCR cash register. Yes, technological advance costs people their longtime jobs.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • batgirl Nov 2,2016 7:12 pm || Up

      The one I can’t quite make my mind up about is 51. Normally I’m all for school funding, but I keep waffling on this one.

  76. Glorious Mundy Nov 2,2016 11:26 am

    I am a big fan of empathy, but this is FKing ridiculous.

  77. AV Nov 2,2016 11:47 am
    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  78. Glorious Mundy Nov 2,2016 11:54 am

    In case you thought the insanity ends in six days.

  79. MikeV Nov 2,2016 3:32 pm

    New Philly hitting coach: Matt Stairs

    So they’ll collectively hit .213 as a team next year, but they’ll have like 1200 homers.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • nevermoor Nov 2,2016 4:13 pm || Up

      But will they take walks?

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  80. AV Nov 2,2016 3:51 pm

    ~18:00

    the company that made the blackbox algorithm for criminal recidivism predictions currently in use recognized that there’s a gender bias… and put out a patch to weigh for it!

    but it’s sold separately.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  81. Glorious Mundy Nov 2,2016 5:03 pm

    OK, I’m officially rooting for the Cubs since the Clevelands are wearing wahoo caps.

    • Glorious Mundy Nov 2,2016 5:04 pm || Up

      Think my support gave that fly ball the extra push it needed.

      • Future Ed Nov 2,2016 7:24 pm || Up

        i want to be there because wahoo is awful, but i fucking can’t root for the rickets and jon lester

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • dmoas Nov 2,2016 8:21 pm || Up

          Hopefully Lackey gives up the game winner.

  82. Glorious Mundy Nov 2,2016 5:06 pm

    We are going to look back with disgust on a Game 7 of the World Series in which both teams chose solid color tops.

    • 5Aces Nov 3,2016 9:01 am || Up

      It felt like a split squad game on March 8th in Surprise because of that.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  83. Glorious Mundy Nov 2,2016 5:12 pm

    Seems like the Cubs actually benefitted from the AL winning the ASG because they get an extra game with Schwarber in the lineup.

  84. Soaker Nov 2,2016 5:32 pm

    I went back and paused but couldn’t tell what LeBron was drinking. I’m sure some Ohioan will identify the label. It wasn’t Bud or Miller at least.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • andeux Nov 2,2016 5:35 pm || Up

      Twitter says Goose Island 312.

      TINSTAAFK
    • Glorious Mundy Nov 2,2016 5:35 pm || Up

      I think it was a Goose Island! From Chicago…

      • Soaker Nov 2,2016 5:37 pm || Up

        Uh oh, that goes with his Yankees cap. Goose Island is AB InBev though, not really a Chicago beer anymore.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  85. Glorious Mundy Nov 2,2016 5:41 pm

    Dueling TOOTBLANs

  86. Glorious Mundy Nov 2,2016 6:10 pm

    LOL at Coco even considering being the one to catch that.

  87. lenscrafters Nov 2,2016 6:13 pm

    This Rajai looks familiar.

    • Glorious Mundy Nov 2,2016 6:16 pm || Up

      Rajai as starting center fielder for a World Series team is just an insane thing.

      • andeux Nov 2,2016 6:26 pm || Up

        Chisenhall/Rajai/Coco/Naquin is a rather underwhelming group of OF for an otherwise very good team.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Soaker Nov 2,2016 6:33 pm || Up

          Name the former Athletic who was in their Opening Day starting lineup this year as the right fielder (no way anybody can get this): Collin Cowgill

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • batgirl Nov 2,2016 8:13 pm || Up

        No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE THE PUPPET!

    • Soaker Nov 2,2016 8:13 pm || Up

      This Rajai, not so familiar.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  88. FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 2,2016 6:16 pm

    How many times have I now heard that “one swing” could turn around Heyward’s awful 2016? Gotta be more than 10. Might be 50.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • dmoas Nov 2,2016 8:23 pm || Up

      But how foolish will he feel if the one time he didn’t say it, he finally hit it?

  89. FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 2,2016 6:59 pm

    I’ve never seen a wild pitch do that. Glad it happened to Lester.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  90. Soaker Nov 2,2016 7:03 pm

    This game has such epic choke potential.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  91. Future Ed Nov 2,2016 8:05 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  92. andeux Nov 2,2016 8:16 pm

    AHAHAHAHA

    TINSTAAFK
  93. andeux Nov 2,2016 8:17 pm

    Wow, Rajai actually hit double digit HR this year, for the first time in his career.

    TINSTAAFK
  94. Kay Temple Kirk Nov 2,2016 8:22 pm

    This is a beautiful clusterfk, innit?

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • AV Nov 2,2016 9:03 pm || Up

      i don’t know what exactly the fk is going on but I’m glad to see you.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Nov 2,2016 9:04 pm || Up

      i don’t know what exactly the clusterfk is going on but I’m glad to see you.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Nov 2,2016 9:07 pm || Up

        glad i fixed that.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  95. dmoas Nov 2,2016 8:23 pm

    Wee bit rainy.

  96. andeux Nov 2,2016 8:30 pm

    Cody Allen not looking great right now.

    TINSTAAFK
  97. andeux Nov 2,2016 8:31 pm

    Patented Coghlan dirty slide.

    TINSTAAFK
  98. andeux Nov 2,2016 8:37 pm

    TINSTAAFK
    • Glorious Mundy Nov 3,2016 6:11 pm || Up

      Interesting.

      I’ll add this to the list of why Vox turned out to be pretty annoying.

      • colin Nov 4,2016 4:36 am || Up

        I made the same assumption as Vox, figured that this user had just posted a ton of predictions.

        • Glorious Mundy Nov 4,2016 6:51 am || Up

          I assumed it too. But I like to think I would have taken some steps to confirm the assumption before authoritatively claiming it for clicks.

          • AV Nov 4,2016 8:06 am || Up

            not sure what you guys are so impressed by.

            that prediction got the end of the world wrong by a whole week.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy Nov 4,2016 1:30 pm || Up
        • colin Nov 5,2016 5:23 pm || Up

          I like Yglesias. I think he accounts for most of the vox stuff that I read.

      • Future Ed Nov 4,2016 6:50 pm || Up

        why vox sucks, explained

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  99. Soaker Nov 2,2016 8:38 pm

    I’m a little nervous about that huge crowd right outside the left field gate. Keller Williams can tell you something about gate crashers.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  100. Glorious Mundy Nov 2,2016 8:39 pm

    Man, he did it to Coco again.

  101. andeux Nov 2,2016 8:41 pm

    Wow, Lindor.

    TINSTAAFK
  102. Glorious Mundy Nov 2,2016 8:46 pm

    What is Chapman still doing out there

    • Soaker Nov 2,2016 8:52 pm || Up

      I think he’s pitching until his elbow goes Jarrod Parker

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  103. Englishmajor Nov 2,2016 8:54 pm

    HA HA HA HA

    • Glorious Mundy Nov 2,2016 8:56 pm || Up

      Now, for 45 minutes of Joe Buck vamping.

      • Englishmajor Nov 2,2016 8:58 pm || Up

        Let’s send it back to Robert Buan at the mothership…

      • Soaker Nov 2,2016 9:00 pm || Up

        That and a whole lot of “I’m Donald Trump, and I approved this message.”

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • andeux Nov 2,2016 8:58 pm || Up

      Rain forecast for the next 8 hours.

      TINSTAAFK
      • sslinger Nov 2,2016 10:47 pm || Up

        It was right about this point that a friend & I left 3Rock, went to KPFA for a half-hour studio set, then got back in time for bottom of the 10th. Crazy night.

        • andeux Nov 3,2016 11:47 am || Up

          Just before I went to bed, I saw a clip on channel 7 from the Rock. And the Cubs fan they were interviewing was someone from my office.

          TINSTAAFK
  104. mikeA Nov 2,2016 9:02 pm

    I always liked Rajai.

  105. AV Nov 2,2016 9:06 pm

    i can’t tell from your comments if this game is over yet.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Nov 2,2016 9:11 pm || Up

      oh. i see. yeah…

      have fun everybody!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  106. Glorious Mundy Nov 2,2016 9:06 pm

    It’s honestly a little unsettling how good A-Rod is at this.

    • colin Nov 3,2016 5:07 am || Up

      My wife really dislikes him as an commentator, but I think he has been very good! Providing more actual insight than Rose or Thomas.

      • Glorious Mundy Nov 3,2016 10:28 am || Up

        He’s polished, articulate, substantive, and informative…a rare combination in ex-player analysts. The only knock against him is that he’s, well, A-rod.

  107. Soaker Nov 2,2016 9:21 pm

    Choke potential now redlining.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  108. andeux Nov 2,2016 9:22 pm

    Now that Lester and Chapman already sorta choked, I’m ok with the Cubs winning.

    TINSTAAFK
  109. Englishmajor Nov 2,2016 9:23 pm

    Cleveland shouldn’t have taken Coco out. The ex-A’s quotient shifted.

  110. lenscrafters Nov 2,2016 9:25 pm

    This is just setting up the Rajai game winning grand slam. He’s done it before…

  111. Soaker Nov 2,2016 9:52 pm

    In a year when the NFL’s TV ratings are down pretty significantly, that was probably baseball’s highest point of this century.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  112. doctorK Nov 2,2016 10:41 pm

    I know it sucks to be an A’s fan when the FKing Gnats win the WS. Can you imagine how hard it must suck to be a White Sox fan in Chicago tonight?

    • ptbnl Nov 2,2016 11:44 pm || Up

      Meh – they won it recently enough.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • 5Aces Nov 3,2016 9:09 am || Up

        Not according to the WorldWide Leader in Sports.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  113. ptbnl Nov 2,2016 11:53 pm

    I missed the entire game flying home from a 10 day trip visiting the in-laws, campaigning in Pennsylvania, and conferring in Princeton.

    Originally I was on an ex-Continental plane (Direct TV), but I was offered an upgrade to business 2 hours earlier at no cost but on original United metal (streamed video only), and took it.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  114. bear88 Nov 3,2016 12:02 am

    I was OK with the Cubs, but the giddy response by what seems like everyone rooting for them is already annoying me.

    Hey, it was a messy, exciting game. Cleveland plugged away, with Rajai pulling off huge hit after huge hit to get them back in it after the pitchers finally couldn’t do it any more. And fine, Chicago was the better team.

    But they’re already the Red Sox. Lots of money, gonna be real good for years, gotta watch Addison Russell and recall that trade. And everyone is required to love them.

    • lenscrafters Nov 3,2016 7:23 am || Up

      Yeah, looks like the Russell trade really did help someone win a championship.

  115. FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 3,2016 10:17 am

    I’m glad that this horrible season ended in epic fashion, and I’m happy for the Cubs fans. Doesn’t change how much 2016 sucked though.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  116. Glorious Mundy Nov 3,2016 10:28 am

    Pretty brutal here by the Big Hurt.

    • MikeV Nov 3,2016 5:28 pm || Up

      I love it. FK Pete Rose.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  117. Glorious Mundy Nov 4,2016 12:12 pm
  118. Glorious Mundy Nov 4,2016 1:53 pm

    I think the weirdest thing about Silver’s projection right now is is the 9.2 percent chance of a recount scenario (less than 0.5 point margin in a decisive state). That seems ridiculously high.

    • AV Nov 4,2016 3:37 pm || Up

      FK nate.

      harry enten or bust!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 4,2016 6:16 pm || Up

      “If Clinton lost New Hampshire but won her other firewall states, each candidate would finish with 269 electoral votes, taking the election to the House of Representatives,” as quoted in Chron.

      Even if she wins, as still seems likely, the verdict on Hillary has to be that she’s just not that good at being candidate, from 2012 on at least. And New Yorkers are the worst star-fucker voters ever.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy Nov 4,2016 6:51 pm || Up

        Business Insider is repurposing 538 for clicks and then syndicating it to SFGate. What a world.

        I’d actually replace New Hampshire with Nevada in the “firewall,” but his model isn’t so into Nevada for her. Anyway, his model says what it says. That’s fine, if kind of weird in it’s jumpiness. I’m getting sick of his punditry, though.

      • Glorious Mundy Nov 4,2016 7:03 pm || Up

        As for the verdict on Hillary, I don’t love the no-win scenario you’re drawing up. Granted she has image problems and is not an Obama-like political talent, but I think she has done what she has needed to do to win in a very fucked up situation. Our politics are deeply screwed up right now, and she never had a chance to run an inspiring campaign against a figure like Trump, especially given the dirty tricks she’s had to deal with.

      • dmoas Nov 5,2016 1:40 pm || Up

        And there’s a Washington State elector unwilling to vote for her and willing to be fined for it.

  119. Glorious Mundy Nov 4,2016 2:53 pm

    Sounds very constitutional.

    • Future Ed Nov 4,2016 6:15 pm || Up

      congress shall make something something law something something press

      I have $5. No I don\'t.

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