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Because there aren’t too many songs I can think of mentioning Arlington, Alice…Dallas Alice.

This lineup faces the Rangers’ Chi Chi Gonzalez. ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!

Burns CF, Sogard 2B, Zobrist LF, Reddick RF, Butler DH, Davis 1B, Lawrie 3B, Phegley C, Semien SS behind Chavez P.

Adrian Beltre is off the DL and in the Texas lineup for the first time since May 31.

137 thoughts on “Game 73 got a soft machine

  1. Thunderbutt Jun 23,2015 5:14 pm

    11-pitch AB to lead off, after falling behind 0-2, is fine by me.

    There is always a score.
  2. Soaker Jun 23,2015 5:29 pm

    I don’t like to whine too much about the balls/strikes, but ball four to Fielder is called strike three quite a bit more often than not. It cost Chavez some extra pitches in the Texas heat.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Thunderbutt Jun 23,2015 5:37 pm || Up

      Shoulda beena strike-’em-out-throw-’em-out.

      There is always a score.
      • Soaker Jun 23,2015 5:43 pm || Up

        This umpire flips a coin on low and away pitches.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  3. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 23,2015 6:00 pm

    Soaker would be my top choice for the FKer who has been to all of Tucson, Tucumcari, Tehachapi and Tonopah.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Jun 23,2015 6:07 pm || Up

      I don’t think I’ve ever been to eastern New Mexico. You’d have to be on some major cross-country driving trip to hit Tucumcari. The rest of them, sure, many times.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • sslinger Jun 23,2015 9:09 pm || Up

      I’d a been willin to bet that too.

  4. 5Aces Jun 23,2015 6:07 pm

    Billy “wheels” Butler

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Thunderbutt Jun 23,2015 6:17 pm || Up

      I’m calling you out for being a fat slob regardless.

      There is always a score.
      • 5Aces Jun 23,2015 6:59 pm || Up

        I am not a slob.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  5. Thunderbutt Jun 23,2015 6:18 pm

    There goes the appetite.

    There is always a score.
  6. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 23,2015 6:25 pm

    Hey, somehow the A’s are winning!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Jun 23,2015 6:30 pm || Up

      Boy, that didn’t take long.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 23,2015 6:32 pm || Up

        Yeah, maybe I’ll shut up now.

        No, wait, better idea:

        Hey, somehow the A’s are losing!

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Soaker Jun 23,2015 6:34 pm || Up

          With JCS over 80 pitches in the 5th inning, I’m afraid any reverse jinxing is wasted tonight.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 23,2015 7:39 pm || Up

          Hey, nothing whatsoever has changed!

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  7. Future Ed Jun 23,2015 6:33 pm

    vince is terrible.

    that is all

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Jun 23,2015 6:38 pm || Up

      i just feel like I am being lectured by a guy who thinks he knows more than everyone. it’s be palatable if he actually did know more.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 23,2015 6:46 pm || Up

        As I was driving home listening I thought that now is the time to start contacting the A’s to say hey, please get a new broadcaster ready for next year, as the backup if Ken’s back or as the main guy if Ken cannot return. One call or email per week from even a dozen committed Vince-haters could be significant.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Future Ed Jun 23,2015 7:02 pm || Up

          done

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • AV Jun 23,2015 8:22 pm || Up

            twitter account. and, just quote him with strategic @’s. no added commentary.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • lenscrafters Jun 23,2015 7:00 pm || Up

        I’ve always thought of Vince as a more successful Toonces.

  8. Future Ed Jun 23,2015 6:38 pm

    dumb luck

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  9. Soaker Jun 23,2015 6:39 pm

    Scribbles demoted back to middle-innings long man, I see.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  10. Future Ed Jun 23,2015 6:47 pm

    fk yeah! walks!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  11. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 23,2015 6:47 pm

    My first real job was at a restaurant called Chi-Chi’s.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • 5Aces Jun 23,2015 7:00 pm || Up

      I just read a click bait article today of “x# of restaurants that arent around anymore” and it included Chi-Chis.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  12. Thunderbutt Jun 23,2015 6:49 pm

    This is Arlington. Anything can happen.

    There is always a score.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 23,2015 6:51 pm || Up

      Arlington Texas: Where your wildest alcoholic nightmare is just everyday life.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Jun 23,2015 6:58 pm || Up

        not a nightmare tonight. every win is gravy

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Jun 23,2015 7:00 pm || Up

      Means the path to victory tonight has to be a 14-13 Arlington Special.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • AV Jun 23,2015 8:25 pm || Up
      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  13. Future Ed Jun 23,2015 6:53 pm

    woohoo

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  14. Future Ed Jun 23,2015 6:56 pm

    vince. for the love of bal, call the action

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Jun 23,2015 7:02 pm || Up

      I’m sure he has a lot of words about shut-down innings tonight.

      TINSTAAFK
  15. Englishmajor Jun 23,2015 7:01 pm

    From the Rangers fan who brought us “Kitten Face”:

    • 5Aces Jun 23,2015 7:03 pm || Up

      A’s squad? because otherwise…uh wow.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Soaker Jun 23,2015 7:05 pm || Up

        If you read it as “bull penis coming in to face the ass quad” it might make some sense.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Jennifer Jun 23,2015 7:07 pm || Up

          That’s how I read it.

        • Future Ed Jun 23,2015 7:11 pm || Up

          I loved facing the ass quad during breaks at college

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Soaker Jun 23,2015 7:12 pm || Up

            Am I missing something else there? I’ve spent the last several minutes trying to divide this up various ways.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • 5Aces Jun 23,2015 7:14 pm || Up

            Whenever I am near the ass quad at FSU I realize I should go back to college.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Englishmajor Jun 23,2015 7:21 pm || Up

          I believe that’s what Grubes intended.

    • dmoas Jun 24,2015 6:32 pm || Up

      Bull penis coming into face the ass quad.

  16. 5Aces Jun 23,2015 7:02 pm

    After all the games that Lil Homie has pitched great and got 0 support it would be nice to get him a W here.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Jun 23,2015 7:06 pm || Up

      vince seems confused as to why scribbles is not the 8th inning guy

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Jun 23,2015 7:13 pm || Up

        Well Ed that wouldnt be consistent if he wasnt in the 8th. And consistency is something that we need. The reality is Scribbles the Gopher Feeder is the 8th inning man.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Future Ed Jun 23,2015 7:17 pm || Up

          creating opportunities for success

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  17. Jennifer Jun 23,2015 7:05 pm

    My BFF’s father was in a work truck and was hit by a train today. Broken ribs and a broken collar bone. Walked away.

    • Future Ed Jun 23,2015 7:12 pm || Up

      BAMF

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 23,2015 7:22 pm || Up

        Seriously, Norris-ian.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  18. lenscrafters Jun 23,2015 7:05 pm

    Scribner in now and for the bottom part of the order? Interesting.

  19. lenscrafters Jun 23,2015 7:14 pm

    I’ll take a double or better here, Zobs.

    • 5Aces Jun 23,2015 7:16 pm || Up

      Better FTW.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Soaker Jun 23,2015 7:17 pm || Up

      That was fairly successful. However, it seems like Billy is trying to drive the Zobrist price higher and the way this year is going I’m terrified he’ll be out-for-the-season first.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • lenscrafters Jun 23,2015 7:18 pm || Up

      Excellent. Hopefully that “for Harper straight up” request seems more reasonable now.

    • Future Ed Jun 23,2015 7:19 pm || Up

      so why the fuck didn’t they trade for him and escobar in the off season?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  20. Future Ed Jun 23,2015 7:15 pm

    another hawaiian kid wearing 5-0?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Jun 23,2015 8:29 pm || Up

      [puts away the pakalolo]

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  21. 5Aces Jun 23,2015 7:18 pm

    I know I’m a dreamer, and I know how far back we are, but I would love to get 1-2 good relievers and give these guys a chance.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • 5Aces Jun 23,2015 7:21 pm || Up

      I aint heard no fat lady.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Jennifer Jun 23,2015 7:30 pm || Up

        We know you’re a dreamer, but your heart’s of gold.

    • Future Ed Jun 23,2015 7:22 pm || Up

      you’re not the only one

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Jun 23,2015 7:26 pm || Up

      What is it they have left to trade for the “good relievers”? Wendle and Nolin I guess? Right now it feels like it needs a blow it up and start over more than ever.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Jun 23,2015 7:28 pm || Up

        EOF and sogard for papalbon

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Jun 23,2015 7:29 pm || Up

        I said “get”. In my dream we find them-some combo of moving Z into the pen, Pat comes back and one of Otero or Cook figures it out.

        But yeah, that was my thought as I read the tweet. This isnt a young team everywhere that we can try to ride and we dont have a stacked farm system so unless we go on a 20-0 tear I dont see how we can tempt fate.

        (but I want to)

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Future Ed Jun 23,2015 7:30 pm || Up

        throw in gentry and otero!

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • 5Aces Jun 23,2015 7:32 pm || Up

          Also, in Sept Doolittle comes back. IT WILL BE LIKE TRADING FOR A CLOSER!!!

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • lenscrafters Jun 23,2015 7:35 pm || Up

      I think I’d add much better defense and one of a left fielder/shortstop/second baseman to that list.

  22. Future Ed Jun 23,2015 7:29 pm

    build confidence, drink

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  23. Future Ed Jun 23,2015 7:39 pm

    high sliders are sub optimaal fernando

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  24. Jennifer Jun 23,2015 7:40 pm

    Suck it, CJ Wilson.

  25. Soaker Jun 23,2015 7:46 pm

    Should be fun watching Bob try to navigate the 8th and 9th if he doesn’t use Clippard. Mujica as the closer? Hoo boy.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • 5Aces Jun 23,2015 7:50 pm || Up

      I’m thinking Mujica and Pom Pom? I bet he goes to Clip joint for at least 2 outs.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Future Ed Jun 23,2015 7:52 pm || Up

        pom for gallo/fielder?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Jennifer Jun 23,2015 7:58 pm || Up

        I don’t know this Mujica person, but when I see his name I read it as “‘Murica!”.

      • Soaker Jun 23,2015 8:00 pm || Up

        Looks like Pomeranz is the designated detonator tonight.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  26. doctorK Jun 23,2015 7:47 pm

    BOOBIES

    and

    FK you, Team Dynamite

  27. Future Ed Jun 23,2015 7:50 pm

    vince, tyler clippard is not an elite reliever. he is not a “closer” in the classic sense. he will not really be missed

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 23,2015 7:58 pm || Up

      Anyone in the pen who gets more outs than runs most of the time would be missed.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  28. Future Ed Jun 23,2015 7:58 pm

    should i be rocking in a fetal position?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Jun 23,2015 8:34 pm || Up

      you’ll have more fun rocking on the gg beat.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  29. doctorK Jun 23,2015 8:02 pm

    It must be nice to be a fan of a team with a competent bullpen.

    • AV Jun 23,2015 8:36 pm || Up

      been there. done that. complained about ace starters and middle infields. nice is relative.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  30. lenscrafters Jun 23,2015 8:02 pm

    Put in Ike Davis.

  31. Future Ed Jun 23,2015 8:03 pm

    the fk?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Jun 23,2015 8:04 pm || Up

      As if you’ll be shocked by what’s about to happen…

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Jun 23,2015 8:07 pm || Up

        heh

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Jennifer Jun 23,2015 8:09 pm || Up

          “What is ‘the last thing you want to hear at the proctologist’s office,’ Alex.”

      • Future Ed Jun 23,2015 8:09 pm || Up

        I am shocked…for now

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Soaker Jun 23,2015 8:10 pm || Up

          They have a Bobblehead Night crowd, want to give their fans a walk-off win.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • AV Jun 23,2015 8:38 pm || Up

      an odd site i frequent where i never know what they’re talking about nor they what i, but that’s not important right now.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Jun 23,2015 8:55 pm || Up

        apropos, good thing japan is on the other bracket because their goalie is not gonna hack somebody 18 yards out from the goal (not that it scored anyway) nor volleyball-dig one into her own net.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Future Ed Jun 23,2015 9:00 pm || Up

          i think i am adopting japan as my rooting interest

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • AV Jun 23,2015 9:03 pm || Up

            they look like they know what they’re doing.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  32. Jennifer Jun 23,2015 8:06 pm

    Should I be laughing?

  33. doctorK Jun 23,2015 8:09 pm

    Never in doubt.

  34. 5Aces Jun 23,2015 8:10 pm

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  35. doctorK Jun 23,2015 8:18 pm

    Just once it would be nice to add on a run or 20.

  36. Future Ed Jun 23,2015 8:24 pm

    naturally the lead off batter gets on

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces Jun 23,2015 8:26 pm || Up

      Drew Pomeranz!

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  37. Future Ed Jun 23,2015 8:25 pm

    I don’t believe what I just heard!!!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  38. Soaker Jun 23,2015 8:26 pm

    Heh, the most improbable win of the season.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  39. doctorK Jun 23,2015 8:27 pm

    Pomeranian for closer!

  40. 5Aces Jun 23,2015 8:27 pm

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    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  41. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 23,2015 8:35 pm

    That was pleasantly surprising. A’s have won 7 of last 9, which also surprises me. Probably because Friday felt like a 10 game losing streak all in one night.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Jun 23,2015 8:42 pm || Up

      that game still pisses me off

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • nevermoor Jun 23,2015 11:48 pm || Up

      Are we still the worst in the AL? Checks… EAT IT RED SOX!!!!

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  42. Glorious Mundy Jun 23,2015 8:59 pm

    Reading this thread I’m not sure how the A’s won this game with 99% of the comments being Golden Eeyore worthy.

  43. grover Jun 23,2015 9:41 pm

    Day 14 complete, I head home tomorrow. Oakland had a 9-4 record while I was bouncing around Cali but I’m ready to sleep in my own bed again. And kiss my wife.

    Nearly 2000 miles driven, 3 fires and 150+ hours of OT.

    I also got a temporary promotion to go work near SLO as a captain for 3 months!

    • Future Ed Jun 23,2015 9:55 pm || Up

      awesome. great news all around. except 3 of those losses

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • grover Jun 23,2015 10:05 pm || Up

        The A’s bullpen is something else. I refuse to entertain the hope of a 2nd half surge unless/until the relief corps gets upgraded.

        Yet I’m opposed to Beane investing trade capital on the pen.

        I have issues…

        • vignette17 Jun 24,2015 9:03 am || Up

          I thought RJ Alvarez was going to be a stud. Turns out allowing 4 HR/9 IP with a bunch of walks is not a good way to start off the season. Still think he could turn it around.

          Cook/Abad are broken. Venditte seems all right so far. Ryan Dull should at least be at AAA, because he looks good. FRod has a 1.91 FIP, while Scribner has a 2.58 xFIP. Pom has pitched well as a reliever.

          • grover Jun 24,2015 9:49 am || Up

            I absolutely believe Alvarez will figure it out. Cook is, but I hold out hope that Abad isn’t.

            Scribner hit a slump but he should bounce back.

            I just can’t find the motivation to research RP trade options when the record is what it is.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 23,2015 10:15 pm || Up

      Can I have $5?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • MikeV Jun 24,2015 8:42 am || Up

      I love SLO.

      Stop by a little store called the Sock Drawer downtown. My friend Beau owns it.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • grover Jun 24,2015 9:43 am || Up

        I’ll keep that in mind. Thanks.

      • Ben Folds' Nuts Jun 26,2015 12:12 am || Up

        This seems like it’s a store that sells sex stuff. That name just seems seedy.

        • MikeV Jun 26,2015 9:52 am || Up

          Nope, just socks.

          Badass socks, but just socks.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • AV Jun 26,2015 10:13 am || Up

            ben’s right. this one is clearly labeled for a different appendage.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  44. Glorious Mundy Jun 24,2015 9:36 am

    So this recent burst of relative success makes me think that Beane will wait another 3-4 weeks before deciding whether to trade Zobrist, Kazmir, and Clippard. What do we think the A’s record needs to be over that stretch for him to hold on to those guys? If he does hold on to them, does that automatically mean he also adds at least one more reliever, or is there a scenario where he just sits on his hands?

  45. grover Jun 24,2015 9:56 am

    @GM

    I don’t think there’s any way Beane sits on his hands; he might be physically incapable of NOT swing some kind of deal.

    If Beane isn’t liking the offers he’s getting he’ll hold on to Clippard/Zobrist/Kazmir. In that scenario I can see him trading for a RP or two but he’d pay to get guys that will still be under team control after 2015.

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