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  1. Thunderbutt Apr 20,2015 7:06 pm

    I thought I was developing a healthy dislike of KC, but then I remembered these guys.

    There is always a score.
    • Thunderbutt Apr 20,2015 7:11 pm || Up

      Safe!

      There is always a score.
      • Jennifer Apr 20,2015 7:12 pm || Up

        I feel like dancing around and singing like a Disney princess.

        • 5Aces Apr 20,2015 7:42 pm || Up

          And you wont have to lock your door 7 times!

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Jennifer Apr 20,2015 8:01 pm || Up

            Two little kids and housekeeping tried to get in even after I complained. I took that as a sign to get out of bed and go home.

          • Jennifer Apr 20,2015 8:05 pm || Up

            The dog likes to push my door open at night too. But I don’t care if he sees me starfishing it naked.

            • 5Aces Apr 20,2015 8:31 pm || Up

              And he didnt mind me putting that little camera in his collar.

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
              • Jennifer Apr 20,2015 8:45 pm || Up

                Creeper

                • 5Aces Apr 20,2015 8:45 pm || Up

                  I prefer the term Stalker-American

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • Jennifer Apr 20,2015 8:51 pm || Up

                  Google “naked starfish “

                • 5Aces Apr 20,2015 8:51 pm || Up

                  I think it sort of speaks for itself.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • colin Apr 21,2015 5:22 am || Up

        Safe At Home was the title for my wife’s middle-grade novel, but she just got word from the editor that she needs a title because her old one is taken.

  2. Glorious Mundy Apr 20,2015 7:08 pm

    Are these jerks still pretending that Josh Hamilton doesn’t exist, or what?

  3. Future Ed Apr 20,2015 7:12 pm

    Brandon allen better turn it on again like during his first week

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 20,2015 7:19 pm || Up

      I’m trying to figure out what you’re talking about and I just can’t.

  4. Glorious Mundy Apr 20,2015 7:16 pm

    This dude takes a damn hour to throw a pitch out of the stretch.

  5. Future Ed Apr 20,2015 7:18 pm

    you have got to be fking kidding me

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  6. andeux Apr 20,2015 7:18 pm

    Fuld clogging the bases ahead of Vogt and Butler.

    TINSTAAFK
  7. lenscrafters Apr 20,2015 7:18 pm

    God, Fuld is such a shitty baserunner for a gritty short dude.

  8. Glorious Mundy Apr 20,2015 7:19 pm

    How is it possible to get that bad a read.

  9. mother pucker Apr 20,2015 7:19 pm

    Jesus titty fucking Christ.

  10. Future Ed Apr 20,2015 7:20 pm

    wow. good job base cloggers

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  11. Glorious Mundy Apr 20,2015 7:23 pm

    Vogt scores on the sac fly if Fuld hadn’t bonered, right?

  12. Future Ed Apr 20,2015 7:29 pm

    vince mocking a mid week light attendance is not a good look for an A’s announcer

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  13. lenscrafters Apr 20,2015 7:30 pm

    Isn’t Graveman basically Dan Otero?

  14. Future Ed Apr 20,2015 7:32 pm

    that was just bad luck. two bloops

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  15. mother pucker Apr 20,2015 7:34 pm

    I really hate the Slegna. Like there is the typical disdain for other franchises, but this, this is something else.

  16. andeux Apr 20,2015 7:35 pm

    Also Game 14.

    TINSTAAFK
  17. lenscrafters Apr 20,2015 7:44 pm

    10 or whatever it was, trades later and we still can’t get a pitcher who can field.

    • dmoas Apr 20,2015 9:37 pm || Up

      If that’s what we were looking for, our priorities are pretty shitty.

  18. Future Ed Apr 20,2015 7:46 pm

    “popped up behind the plate, fuld over for a look but its out of play”

    no correction

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  19. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 20,2015 7:53 pm

    OK I’m TV no radio, I would bet $100 that Vince’s call of Fuld’s double went “Fouled by Freese down the left field line…” I hate that call so much.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Apr 20,2015 7:55 pm || Up

      thankfully with kk on the shelf, it was roxy. we know whats happening now

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  20. lenscrafters Apr 20,2015 7:55 pm

    Believe in Stephen Vogt, fellas.

  21. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 20,2015 7:56 pm

    Man oh man, amazing.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  22. mother pucker Apr 20,2015 7:58 pm

    Getting totally smoked by Shoemaker in the finale of the four game massacre in Anaheim last August was probably the low point of the season (play-in game not withstanding) for me.

    This is cathartic.

  23. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 20,2015 8:02 pm

    More runs please.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • andeux Apr 20,2015 8:07 pm || Up

      Shoemaker has been so bad it feels like they should have about twice as many by now.

      TINSTAAFK
      • lenscrafters Apr 20,2015 8:14 pm || Up

        Unfortunately, so has Graveman.

        • Thunderbutt Apr 20,2015 8:21 pm || Up

          All the sloppy play behind him is a major contributing factor. Of course, that includes his sloppy play.

          There is always a score.
  24. doctorK Apr 20,2015 8:12 pm

    How soon until Barreto is ready?

    • Future Ed Apr 20,2015 8:18 pm || Up

      only a matter of time

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    • Glorious Mundy Apr 20,2015 8:19 pm || Up

      About six months after we trade him.

    • doctorK Apr 20,2015 8:30 pm || Up

      At least Semien atoned for his fielding sin.

  25. mother pucker Apr 20,2015 8:20 pm

    Not to split-hairs here, but isn’t that simply a two-seam fastball (or sinker) that Graveman is mainly using, as opposed to a cutter?

    • lenscrafters Apr 20,2015 8:25 pm || Up

      Supposedly he has both but I haven’t really seen the cutter.

  26. 5Aces Apr 20,2015 8:33 pm

    For the record, I am pretty sure I could beat Country Breakfast around the bases. And that is one of the most embarassing things I have ever said. (i was fast in my youth. Oh in my youth…)

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  27. 5Aces Apr 20,2015 8:40 pm

    I had PTSD about Aybar. I had totally forgot about him until I turned the game on.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Apr 20,2015 8:40 pm || Up

      was just about to type a very similar thought

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Apr 20,2015 9:15 pm || Up

      gak

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      • 5Aces Apr 20,2015 9:17 pm || Up

        Im now picturing him running into everyone and it doesnt matter-hes safe.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  28. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 20,2015 8:40 pm

    Ray Fosse has become way too much of an Arte Moreno sycophant.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Apr 20,2015 8:42 pm || Up

      there is a lot about the world that ray fosse doesn’t understand

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  29. lenscrafters Apr 20,2015 8:42 pm

    Agh, it’s only the fourth…

  30. 5Aces Apr 20,2015 8:42 pm

    I have been spoiled by the fast play initiatives. I’m like its the 4th? Its almost 9!!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • 5Aces Apr 20,2015 9:18 pm || Up

      That’ll teach me. I feel like I just hit 4x on the DVR.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  31. Future Ed Apr 20,2015 8:43 pm

    no, no. by all means. walk 2 in front of trout with no out

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Apr 20,2015 8:45 pm || Up

      oh, I get chron and Calhoun mixed up

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  32. lenscrafters Apr 20,2015 8:44 pm

    I’d have to think Graveman is almost certainly going down for a reliever after this game.

    • doctorK Apr 20,2015 8:45 pm || Up

      Is there anybody at AAA (or even AA) who can get people out? If so, I’ll buy this for a dollar.

      • Thunderbutt Apr 20,2015 8:47 pm || Up

        All we are sayyyyyyinnnggggggg
        Is give Z a chance

        There is always a score.
      • 5Aces Apr 20,2015 8:50 pm || Up

        Despite my comment below, I bet Cook will get called back up. 4 games, no ER, 1 BB.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • andeux Apr 20,2015 8:51 pm || Up

        Not really.
        Of the AAA starters only Bassitt has OKish numbers. He’s probably no better than Graveman, though it would allow us to use the roster spot for something else (reliever or infielder) for four days.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Future Ed Apr 20,2015 8:57 pm || Up

          retro not graveman whose name escapres me?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • nevermoor Apr 20,2015 11:02 pm || Up

        Where is Mills these days anyway?

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • 5Aces Apr 21,2015 8:57 am || Up

          $$ is 0-2 at Nashville with like a +7 ERA.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • 5Aces Apr 20,2015 8:47 pm || Up

      Along those lines, Venditte threw another scorless 2.1 tonight.

      Meanwhile Zito didnt make it as far as Graveman.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • lenscrafters Apr 21,2015 4:48 pm || Up

      Looks like I’m wrong about this, although much credit has to be given to Otero for saving the pen and not necessitating a move. Although andeux’s point about everyone in AAA being too awful to be called up is certainly true as well.

  33. 5Aces Apr 20,2015 8:51 pm

    2014 Dan Otero was found at the Burbank airport!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  34. doctorK Apr 20,2015 8:51 pm

    O-O-Otero!

  35. lenscrafters Apr 20,2015 8:51 pm

    One day, Kendall Graveman will be just like that!

  36. 5Aces Apr 20,2015 8:56 pm

    Why do they think we want to hear about the Det series? Hey-lets talk some more about the Jeter flip! Maybe you can talk about the day my mom died for that personal touch!!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • MikeV Apr 20,2015 9:01 pm || Up

      I think I have to put my dog down soon, maybe they can come and kick her first.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • dmoas Apr 20,2015 9:41 pm || Up

        No, no, no. They’ll show you an hour long celebratory video of other dogs being put down.

  37. lenscrafters Apr 20,2015 9:00 pm

    More runs would be nice…we’re getting dangerously close to high leverage situations.

    • Future Ed Apr 20,2015 9:01 pm || Up

      still time to bring in our saves leader

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  38. Future Ed Apr 20,2015 9:00 pm

    pick off attempt?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  39. Thunderbutt Apr 20,2015 9:01 pm

    Trout looks like a parody of himself.

    There is always a score.
    • Future Ed Apr 20,2015 9:03 pm || Up

      he was the posterboy for not staying in the box. has he gotten better? not watching

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  40. 5Aces Apr 20,2015 9:03 pm

    I Like Ike!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Apr 20,2015 9:05 pm || Up

      I want him to hit 30 home runs

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Apr 20,2015 9:07 pm || Up

        ok

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • MikeV Apr 20,2015 9:09 pm || Up

        What about after the ASG though?

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

  41. 5Aces Apr 20,2015 9:06 pm

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  42. Future Ed Apr 20,2015 9:11 pm

    I am not sure if Melvin learned his lesson or didn’t by not using gentry here

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  43. lenscrafters Apr 20,2015 9:18 pm

    Addison Russell has been called up.

    • ptbnl Apr 20,2015 9:24 pm || Up

      Are we allowed to do that?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Thunderbutt Apr 20,2015 9:28 pm || Up

      Has it been six months already?

      There is always a score.
    • MikeV Apr 20,2015 9:36 pm || Up

      Is it bad if I hope he has a Kris Bryant start?

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  44. 5Aces Apr 20,2015 9:32 pm

    Otero channeling his Jerry Blevins vs slegnA tonight.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  45. Thunderbutt Apr 20,2015 9:33 pm

    This is Dan Otero?

    There is always a score.
  46. lenscrafters Apr 20,2015 9:39 pm

    I feel like Lawrie is always in a 0-2 count.

  47. doctorK Apr 20,2015 9:57 pm

    Don’t make me hate you, Clippy.

  48. Thunderbutt Apr 20,2015 9:58 pm

    The big red dawg.

    There is always a score.
  49. lenscrafters Apr 20,2015 10:06 pm

    That was exciting. FK the slegna

  50. andeux Apr 20,2015 10:06 pm

    Winning fugly.

    TINSTAAFK
  51. Glorious Mundy Apr 20,2015 10:06 pm

    Yay A’s. Yay Warriors.

    • MikeV Apr 20,2015 10:17 pm || Up

      Warriors have played 2 “okay” games and won both.

      They need to catch fire though.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • nevermoor Apr 20,2015 11:04 pm || Up

        They need to get away from Davis, that’s for sure.

        Also, does Steph always look 99% of the way to exhaustion-related death?

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • bear88 Apr 20,2015 11:55 pm || Up

          I’m paying attention to the Warriors, and flipped back and forth between games. It’s hard not to agree with Barkley. He’s right to be skeptical. The playoffs are what counts in the NBA, and the Warriors are beating one terrific but underused player and a bunch of other decent guys, at home, by not much.

          They didn’t win 67 games by accident, but the regular season doesn’t mean much.

          • Glorious Mundy Apr 21,2015 10:48 am || Up

            I didn’t catch Barkley last night (watched the local broadcast because Jim Barnett >>>>>>> Reggie Miller or whoever), but I don’t really get why any Warriors fan should feel worse after these two games than they did coming in. They were playing the Pelicans. Who else were they supposed to beat? They led them by 25 in the first game before taking their foot off the gas, and then they beat them by 10 on a night when Steph’s shot wasn’t falling (the thing Barkley supposedly is so worried about). That’s pretty good! Last night the Pelicans ran about the best game plan you can against the Warriors. Run Steph off the three point line, double him with a god-damn sea monster of a big man on pick and rolls, and have all five guys hip check him every time he runs past. They still lost by 10, because the Warriors defense is just too good.

            And the Pelicans are not a bad team. They won 45 games in the tougher conference, they got better in the second half, and they played the Warriors tougher than several teams with winning records did. It’s a difficult matchup. It will probably take 5 or 6 games to beat them. And that’s fine. The Warriors may not be better than a coin flip to win the title, but there’s nobody I would pick over them at this point.

          • vignette17 Apr 21,2015 1:30 pm || Up

            I feel like Barkley hasn’t changed his opinions since the 90s. While the Warriors can shoot the 3, they’re more than just a jump shooting team. You could make the argument that the Warriors are the best defensive team in the NBA. But the pace they play at causes people like Barkley to think this is the same old Don Nelson run n gun Warriors.

            • Glorious Mundy Apr 21,2015 2:15 pm || Up

              He admittedly hasn’t changed his opinions since the 90s. Every time he’s asked about whether the Warriors are title favorites, or if they even can with the title, he starts his remarks with “I’ve been saying this for 20 years…” He is immune to new information.

  52. Thunderbutt Apr 20,2015 10:15 pm

    Nice! Gin. Riches.

    There is always a score.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 20,2015 10:20 pm || Up

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  53. Thunderbutt Apr 20,2015 10:24 pm

    Just a standard, run-of-the-mill W, to boot.

    There is always a score.
  54. Glorious Mundy Apr 20,2015 10:52 pm

    Astros in First Place Watch has entered its second 24 hours. Stay tuned for updates.

  55. bear88 Apr 20,2015 11:04 pm

    Of course, Otero comes out and pitches really well. Baseball keeps reminding me that it’s weird.

    It is nice to have good fielders at the corners.

    The Russell callup… sigh. Everyone keeps trying to justify it, but that could really go down as a hideous, awful trade – the sort of trade that makes the current justifications of “At least Beane went for it” look stupid.

    I’m not going to overreact to Graveman. He’s young. Maybe he’ll figure it out. Maybe the A’s will have to go back to Jesse Chavez. The AAA options aren’t appealing.

  56. Thunderbutt Apr 21,2015 12:12 am
    There is always a score.
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 21,2015 11:17 am || Up

      I’ll be honest and say that’s kind of cute. It’s mystifying that the jumping monkey has become the single most indelible image of that horrid franchise, but still: cute giveaway.

      • 5Aces Apr 21,2015 12:37 pm || Up

        But on 4/20 they could have done better.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • elcroata Apr 21,2015 12:44 pm || Up

          Führer Monkey?

          Because survival is insufficient
          • 5Aces Apr 21,2015 2:12 pm || Up

            Smoking a big bong while he is at it. What better symbolizes slegnA.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • Future Ed Apr 21,2015 5:42 pm || Up

              perhaps our Croatian friend doesn’t know that 420 is code for weed.

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  57. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 21,2015 6:58 pm

    Islanders v Capitals has been great. Isles lead series 2-1, Game 4 now tied up nearing end of regulation. The Islanders seem to just constantly be firing shots in on goal,

    Also, when they move to Brooklyn next year will they still be called the Islanders?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Apr 21,2015 7:05 pm || Up

      isn’t the Bronx the only borough on th emainland?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 21,2015 7:12 pm || Up

        I suppose that’s so. Islander doesn’t sound very Brooklyn though.

        Going to OT, great series.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • batgirl Apr 23,2015 12:32 pm || Up

      There is an NHL team called the Jets??

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 23,2015 1:00 pm || Up

        Yes, the Winnipeg Jets. Existed for around 20 years until the mid 90s, when they moved to Phoenix and became the Coyotes. Then in 2011 the old Atlanta Thrashers moved to Winnipeg and became the new Jets. I do not know what the name “Jets” has to do with Winnipeg particularly.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Glorious Mundy Apr 23,2015 1:05 pm || Up

          Because of this, apparently.

          • Future Ed Apr 23,2015 1:19 pm || Up

            since when do states have an air force?

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • vignette17 Apr 23,2015 1:25 pm || Up

          So now it’s:

          Jets
          Giants
          Cardinals
          Rangers
          Oilers

          Any others?

          • Future Ed Apr 23,2015 1:28 pm || Up

            does bucs count?

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          • Glorious Mundy Apr 23,2015 1:31 pm || Up

            Kings

          • Glorious Mundy Apr 23,2015 2:05 pm || Up

            (Red) Bulls

            • vignette17 Apr 23,2015 3:48 pm || Up

              There’s a team called the Red Bulls?

              • Glorious Mundy Apr 23,2015 3:55 pm || Up

                Sadly, there is. In MLS.

                • MikeV Apr 23,2015 4:11 pm || Up

                  I know a lot of people hate it, but RedBull sinks a *TON* of money into sports.

                  Besides, it’s so much better than “New York/New Jersey MetroStars” it’s not even funny

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

          • Glorious Mundy Apr 23,2015 3:56 pm || Up

            Senators

            • andeux Apr 23,2015 4:01 pm || Up

              Rockies

              TINSTAAFK
              • Glorious Mundy Apr 23,2015 4:02 pm || Up

                Braves
                Browns

              • Soaker Apr 23,2015 4:03 pm || Up

                Browns

                What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • Soaker Apr 23,2015 4:03 pm || Up

                  rats

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • Glorious Mundy Apr 23,2015 4:04 pm || Up

                  Royals

        • batgirl Apr 23,2015 2:04 pm || Up

          I was familiar with the Coyotes and Thrashers, but the Jets was new to me!

          • Thunderbutt Apr 23,2015 5:16 pm || Up

            They got that guy Benny.

            There is always a score.
          • 5Aces Apr 23,2015 5:25 pm || Up

            Team photo:

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • vignette17 Apr 24,2015 8:26 am || Up

              How often do the Jets play the Sharks?

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