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The Lounge where plenty of good seats are still available. 407

Confucius says in the game of life it is better to play chess than checkers…he also said something about light beer not being real beer and that we needed a new lounge.

407 thoughts on “The Lounge where plenty of good seats are still available.

  1. Bed Oct 13,2014 1:27 pm

    Happy Columbus Day!…Wait, does anybody still celebrate that?

    But seriously, folks...
    • 5Aces Oct 13,2014 2:09 pm || Up

      Banks do!

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Oct 13,2014 6:36 pm || Up

      dia de la raza.

      Court holiday. Exploritorium was empty

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Bed Oct 13,2014 8:07 pm || Up

        So courts, banks, and I’ll just assume the Post Office were off. I’m pretty sure the Post Office takes Burl Ives birthday off.

        But seriously, folks...
  2. Bed Oct 13,2014 1:30 pm

    I missed my first Raiders game in decades yesterday…I took a one hour nap that lasted six hours.

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 13,2014 2:34 pm || Up

      Too bad, it was the most watchable Raiders game in quite a while, though I know you don’t go in much for moral victories.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Bed Oct 13,2014 8:06 pm || Up

        I feel bad that I missed it. Miss Hawaii tried to wake me but I was dead to the world. You’re right about me not being a big fan of moral victories in professional sports. I see that as more of an amateur sports thing. My main hope for the rest of the season is for Derek Carr to get as many reps as possible.

        But seriously, folks...
  3. Bed Oct 13,2014 1:34 pm

    I like my apologies to be both disingenuous and condescending.

    But seriously, folks...
  4. Bed Oct 13,2014 1:37 pm

    Now, do you use vegetable oil or castor oil for cupcakes?

    But seriously, folks...
    • nevermoor Oct 13,2014 1:40 pm || Up

      10W40

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Bed Oct 13,2014 1:41 pm || Up

        Thanks for the tip…my office party is going to love these things.

        But seriously, folks...
  5. Bed Oct 13,2014 1:39 pm

    If the Raiders really want to win they’ll hire Dayton Moore as their next GM.

    But seriously, folks...
    • vignette17 Oct 13,2014 10:24 pm || Up

      I remember reading an article on Kenny Williams when he was GM of the White Sox that said if the Raiders offered him a GM job, he would have quit the White Sox gig the next day. Regardless of if he was successful or not, I think that would have been fascinating.

      • Bed Oct 13,2014 10:26 pm || Up

        Well, he should give the bowl cut a call…that GM position is going to be open real soon.

        But seriously, folks...
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 14,2014 8:41 am || Up

          Raiders started six or seven McKenzie draft picks on Sunday, and they played well.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Bed Oct 14,2014 2:23 pm || Up

            8-29…thank you and goodnight

            But seriously, folks...
          • Future Ed Oct 14,2014 5:45 pm || Up

            bob or doug?

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Bed Oct 14,2014 6:41 pm || Up

              A Strange Brew reference…Ed wins the lounge.

              But seriously, folks...
  6. Bed Oct 13,2014 1:41 pm

    I feel like I need to go off for a good Jimmy Swaggart cry.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Oct 13,2014 1:44 pm || Up

      You have sinned against the Raiders.

      • Bed Oct 13,2014 1:45 pm || Up

        Yes, yes I have. That temptress nap made me forsake my beloved.

        But seriously, folks...
  7. Bed Oct 13,2014 1:47 pm

    So, I’m making 18 pumpkin spice cupcakes and 18 carrot cake ones…all with vanilla frosting. I don’t do much baking so we’ll see how big of a disaster this is.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Oct 13,2014 1:56 pm || Up

      Pumpkin spice? So no actual pumpkin in it?

      • Bed Oct 13,2014 1:57 pm || Up

        No actual pumpkins were harmed in the making of these cupcakes.

        But seriously, folks...
        • Glorious Mundy Oct 13,2014 2:13 pm || Up

          This pumpkin spice thing is beyond out of control.

          • nevermoor Oct 13,2014 2:16 pm || Up

            Agreed, though Mrs. N made pumpkin cookies over the weekend (with actual pumpkin in them!) and… well… I understand why a lot of this stuff doesn’t use pumpkin.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • Bed Oct 13,2014 2:18 pm || Up

              I just thought it would Autumny…well, that and the mix was on sale at Walmart.

              But seriously, folks...
          • Dial C for Concupiscence Oct 14,2014 10:41 am || Up

            Here’s where I admit that I usually like the taste of pumpkin spice varieties (with the full awareness that there is no pumpkin involved)

            • dmoas Oct 14,2014 10:56 am || Up

              Me too. It’s definitely gone way overboard, but that doesn’t mean some aren’t pretty good, albeit entirely unhealthy.

              • 5Aces Oct 14,2014 11:46 am || Up

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • 5Aces Oct 13,2014 6:57 pm || Up

      I think pumpkin spice was the most underrated Spice girl.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Bed Oct 13,2014 7:58 pm || Up

        Agreed…that orange hair was hot.

        But seriously, folks...
  8. Bed Oct 13,2014 1:54 pm

    Would you rather go on a date with Courtney Love or have The Hulk give you a prostate exam?

    But seriously, folks...
    • doctorK Oct 13,2014 3:31 pm || Up

      WHATCHA GONNA DO?????

      • dmoas Oct 13,2014 3:33 pm || Up

        When Courney Love goes down on you, brother.

        • doctorK Oct 13,2014 3:34 pm || Up

          Well, I won’t be sleeping tonight.

          • dmoas Oct 13,2014 3:56 pm || Up

            Me neither.

          • Jennifer Oct 13,2014 7:01 pm || Up

            Dude. We did sooo many rectal exams today. My new ER doc, who I’m not used to working with, asked me for Jiffy Lube.

            Me: da fuck? Jiffy Lube?

            Her: you know, for rectals.

            Me: Surgi Lube, dear. Jiffy Lube changes your oil.

            • 5Aces Oct 13,2014 7:11 pm || Up

              At least he didnt call it dinner and a movie.

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • Bed Oct 13,2014 8:11 pm || Up

              Moon River

              But seriously, folks...
              • AV Oct 13,2014 8:33 pm || Up

                bend over mr babar.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Kay Temple Kirk Oct 14,2014 8:42 am || Up

              J-Lube is the veterinary version.

              It’s safe for humans. Trust me, I know.

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
              • 5Aces Oct 14,2014 9:10 am || Up

                I would have assumed it was a Kosher version.

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • Dial C for Concupiscence Oct 14,2014 10:44 am || Up

              People are getting a lot more conscious about changing their oil regularly these days. Why do you think there’s been such an explosion of fitbits and other mile-tracking tech?

              • Kay Temple Kirk Oct 14,2014 10:51 am || Up

                and all this “detox” bullshit too.

                \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • dmoas Oct 14,2014 10:59 am || Up

                  Ugh. I’m in real need of that. But not the foo foo bullshit, the real kind where you actually eat foods that are good for you to allow the bad shit to leave your body in a entirely natural and healthy way.

                • MikeV Oct 14,2014 11:50 am || Up

                  the juicing detox bullshit works surprisingly well.

                  It’s kind of amazing how little veggies most people consume, and how much better they feel when their body gets a bunch of vitamins and nutrients instead of overprocessed corn syrup laden junk.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • AV Oct 14,2014 12:49 pm || Up

                  what do people eat for, say, dinner at home, that is processed? honest question.

                  blows my mind that there’s this processed foods issue because when i think of food i always think of something that when i take out of the fridge it looks kinda like what it did when it was alive, that i cook, and then eat. i don’t know any other way.

                  or are we talking about food outside of the home?

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • nevermoor Oct 14,2014 1:42 pm || Up

                  TV dinners (or other frozen prepared foods)

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • MikeV Oct 14,2014 4:30 pm || Up

                  what do people eat for, say, dinner at home, that is processed? honest question.

                  Almost anything that is packaged and/or in a box you have to open, basically.

                  blows my mind that there’s this processed foods issue because when i think of food i always think of something that when i take out of the fridge it looks kinda like what it did when it was alive, that i cook, and then eat. i don’t know any other way.

                  I’d say that you are in the minority when it comes to that.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • dmoas Oct 14,2014 4:41 pm || Up

                  I suspect even some of the stuff that looks whole has been in some way “processed.” All it takes is an injection of some sort of additive or preservative into the meat or produce itself. “Processed” in and of itself is a bit of misnomer, or probably more accurately isn’t a true catch all to the problem.

                • AV Oct 14,2014 5:13 pm || Up

                  i mean like, an onion. a bell pepper. not so much “ham.” i like to find a place that makes their own and make a pilgrimage for that special. like magnani’s ham. oh shit.

                  but i think i’m busted when it comes to condiments. don’t really like the natural mayos. well, there’s one that’s OK. but it’s usually best foods.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • MikeV Oct 14,2014 6:02 pm || Up

                  I despise mayo so it’s not a problem for me, but as I understand it’s actually really simple to make yourself.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • AV Oct 14,2014 6:39 pm || Up

                  truth.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • nevermoor Oct 15,2014 11:38 am || Up

                  Also, self made is actually pretty good for you.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • DFA Oct 15,2014 1:35 pm || Up

                  better perhaps, but calling it good for you is a strech

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • MikeV Oct 15,2014 1:59 pm || Up

                  I found this one: http://nomnompaleo.com/post/3440774534/paleo-mayonnaise

                  Not sure what’s really considered bad for you there

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • nevermoor Oct 15,2014 2:04 pm || Up

                  lots of healthy fats and protein.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Future Ed Oct 15,2014 3:20 pm || Up

                  pasta?

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • dmoas Oct 15,2014 3:38 pm || Up

                  It’s amazing how difficult it can be to find pasta that hasn’t been fucked with at the store.

                • AV Oct 14,2014 5:09 pm || Up

                  i realize i’m out of step. i’m trying to imagine what being in step looks like. last night we had pork chops, fried eggs, rice, tomato/lettuce salad dressed with olive oil, vinegar, salt. and that’s not from being some kind of foodie purist. it’s just the image i get when i close my eyes and think of dinner. we eat a lot of [meat item] + [leafy item] + [starch item, usually more on the roasted tuber side but last night i wanted rice]. it’s not even like going out of the way for us. 23 minutes cooking time last night (the rice mainly). maybe 30 to roast some yam slices.

                  wife’s been waiting for a cold snap to make soup, and tomorrow we’re making chicken soup (without the cold we’d just roast one). so we bought a chicken. it doesn’t eve occur to me to buy a can of stock (let alone packaged soup).

                  “i mean,” we don’t purposely shun prepared food. we do have two cans of soup in the cupboard. they’re for the eventual emergency when we’re sick and too knocked out to cook anything. some frozen TJ’s tamales in the freezer in case we have a busy week and get caught without time to go to the store on any particular day. but when we eat those, it’s like, bummer day, plan B, too bad we couldn’t get it together to eat something good instead. hard to fathom that it’s plan A for the majority.

                  confession, we do have super easy access to decent groceries and we buy kind of in a 2-day cycle for fresh, 1 weekish for dry staples.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV Oct 14,2014 6:40 pm || Up

                  lol. “the cold.”

                  IT’S 67 OUTSIDE AND I”M WORRIED BECAUSE I FORGOT MY SWEATSHIRT AND I GOTTA RIDE MY BIKE HOME.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Bed Oct 14,2014 6:47 pm || Up

                  We try to eat healthy most nights…I admit after the second kid this has gotten harder as we’re both worn out. One of my main tricks to add healthy to the diet is to have a side salad at dinner almost every night. NO CREAM DRESSINGS TOO…vinaigrette’s only. Very little frozen or fast foods and for snacks we go with nuts more than chips. The main thing is moderation. Eat decently and exercise a few days a week and life will often treat you well.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • AV Oct 14,2014 7:06 pm || Up

                  definitely. moderation always. and in huge doses.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • dmoas Oct 14,2014 8:06 pm || Up

                  I would imagine your rice was in some way processed. Not horribad processed, but processed.

                • AV Oct 14,2014 8:19 pm || Up

                  what do they do to rice? we talking additives?

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • colin Oct 15,2014 5:23 am || Up

                  It’s milled, but that procedure is thousands of years old. I’m not sure that they do much else, though the breeds of rice have obviously changed a lot over the years.

                • DFA Oct 15,2014 1:34 pm || Up

                  Everything sold by trader joes.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • AV Oct 15,2014 1:57 pm || Up

                  yes. hate them. the stuff i used to like there has become really untasty. especially the salsa.

                  and yet, i’m still buying cheese, jam, coffee, half/half*, beer, wine, and my office supply of pellegrino there. and those emergency frozen tamales.

                  * supposedly their dairy is repackaged strauss up here in our norcal stores?

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • andeux Oct 15,2014 2:11 pm || Up
                  TINSTAAFK
                • MikeV Oct 15,2014 2:27 pm || Up

                  Cows. Duh.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • andeux Oct 15,2014 2:42 pm || Up

                  Boobs.

                  TINSTAAFK
  9. Bed Oct 13,2014 1:56 pm

    It looks like I might need glasses so I’m thinking about going with a monocle.

    But seriously, folks...
    • ptbnl Oct 13,2014 2:15 pm || Up

      Go for the pair.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Dial C for Concupiscence Oct 14,2014 10:45 am || Up

        Really enhances your shocked face

  10. Bed Oct 13,2014 2:02 pm

    Sentences you never want to hear…”Will you look at this rash I have on my ass?”

    But seriously, folks...
  11. Bed Oct 13,2014 2:02 pm

    Sentences you never want to hear…”Now batting, Nick Punto.”

    But seriously, folks...
    • nevermoor Oct 13,2014 2:17 pm || Up

      “And the A’s take the field for this elimination Playoff game”

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • 5Aces Oct 13,2014 7:02 pm || Up

        And the A’s are just one victory away from advancing…

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Kay Temple Kirk Oct 14,2014 8:43 am || Up

          Maybe to be a real A’s fan, one must boycott the playoffs.

          “I don’t shoot craps or watch baseball past September, thank you very much!”

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  12. Bed Oct 13,2014 2:06 pm

    Anytime I hear Hungry Like The Wolf I change the words to Hungry Like Lew Wolff in my head. I just thought I’d share that with you.

    But seriously, folks...
    • 5Aces Oct 13,2014 2:10 pm || Up

      I hate you. Not that I listen to that much when I am in a Duran squared mood, but when it comes on I am now doomed.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Bed Oct 13,2014 2:11 pm || Up

        Heh heh…my work here is done.

        But seriously, folks...
  13. Bed Oct 13,2014 2:09 pm

    I’m on part 23 of Ken Burns’ The Roosevelts…in this episode we dig deep into that time FDR ate a chicken salad sandwich despite the fact that he wanted a tuna sandwich.

    But seriously, folks...
  14. Bed Oct 13,2014 2:10 pm

    In my next life I’m going to be a billionaire hermit who invents time travel but doesn’t tell anyone.

    But seriously, folks...
    • MikeV Oct 13,2014 2:24 pm || Up

      Maybe you already did.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • Kay Temple Kirk Oct 14,2014 8:44 am || Up

      Don’t kill Hitler.

      Instead, send him to an LGBTQ Crystal Meth recovery program in the future, then send him back.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • colin Oct 14,2014 11:27 am || Up

        What if someone actually did that for our timeline??

        • 5Aces Oct 14,2014 11:53 am || Up

          Depends. If they went back to March 1945 and did it I dont know if we end up that different.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Kay Temple Kirk Oct 14,2014 9:12 pm || Up

          If that’s the case, Betty Ford owes us all one hell of an explanation!

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  15. Bed Oct 13,2014 2:13 pm

    Things I don’t understand…quantum physics, Lars von Trier movies, and what mayonnaise is made of.

    But seriously, folks...
  16. Bed Oct 13,2014 2:14 pm

    Sentences you never want to hear…”Ladies and Gentleman the President of the United States Sarah Palin.

    But seriously, folks...
  17. Bed Oct 13,2014 2:19 pm

    Sentences you never want to hear…”Tonight’s opening act…Winger.”

    But seriously, folks...
  18. Bed Oct 13,2014 2:22 pm

    Microsoft Math…Windows 8 to Windows 10….XBox 360 to XBox One.

    But seriously, folks...
  19. Bed Oct 13,2014 2:26 pm

    I have to say the new Equalizer movie is a lot of fun…it’s two hours of Denzel Washington going around balancing out teeter totters.

    But seriously, folks...
    • dmoas Oct 13,2014 3:31 pm || Up

      Damn. I thought it was about using a mixing board.

  20. Bed Oct 13,2014 2:28 pm

    All romantic comedies are lies…anytime I’ve had an argument with a beautiful woman I barely know it’s never ended up with us falling in love 90 minutes later.

    But seriously, folks...
    • dmoas Oct 13,2014 3:32 pm || Up

      Every time I stand outside someone’s house with a boombox over my head, the police come and take me away. It would probably help if I actually knew the person living inside the house, but come on, how romantic is that?

      • 5Aces Oct 13,2014 7:04 pm || Up

        Every time I break into government servers to create the perfect woman NSA agents show up. And I still can’t get her to be wearing underware as tiny as Kelly LeBrock’s.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Bed Oct 13,2014 10:16 pm || Up

          Kelly LeBrock is a Top 10 80’s babe.

          But seriously, folks...
          • Kay Temple Kirk Oct 14,2014 8:45 am || Up

            Thigh gap is overrated.

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
            • AV Oct 14,2014 9:16 am || Up

              don’t worry. she seems to have that problem solved.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • 5Aces Oct 14,2014 9:28 am || Up

                Yeah..I of course went to google and hit the name and the image search was the most depressing thing since the 9th inning of the WC game.

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  21. Bed Oct 13,2014 2:33 pm

    Vegas has the over/under on how many times I mention Wilford Brimley in this lounge at one and a half.

    But seriously, folks...
  22. Bed Oct 13,2014 2:34 pm

    Our band was kind of like a one hit wonder band that never got a song on the radio.

    But seriously, folks...
  23. MikeV Oct 13,2014 3:56 pm

    Pardon me while I throw up.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • East Bay Evans Oct 13,2014 4:01 pm || Up

      Well, at least it was for superficial reasons.

    • ptbnl Oct 13,2014 4:06 pm || Up

      Not easy access to bar fights?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • bear88 Oct 13,2014 5:00 pm || Up

        He only did that when he was young, stupid and playing for the A’s.

    • dmoas Oct 13,2014 4:27 pm || Up

      And that’s why I don’t like him anymore. He CHOOSE to go there. Fuck that. He can go lick Zito or something.

      • bear88 Oct 13,2014 4:58 pm || Up

        I realize he’s just pandering, but really? Huddy, you’re making it easier for me to root against you.

      • DFA Oct 15,2014 1:37 pm || Up

        we offered him less money

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • dmoas Oct 15,2014 2:20 pm || Up

          Matters not to me.

          • DFA Oct 15,2014 3:24 pm || Up

            its his last chance to earn money in his life.

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • MikeV Oct 15,2014 3:28 pm || Up

              He’s in his late 30s and has made over $100M in his baseball career. I’d actually be pretty surprised if he was worried about a few million more dollars. I put more trust into him saying he wanted to stay in the NL and hit.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

    • AV Oct 13,2014 5:00 pm || Up

      he spelled pander wrong. excrement too, for that matter.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  24. Bed Oct 13,2014 6:02 pm

    Chip Hale is a D-Bag…uh, I mean he’s a D-Back. Good luck to him as the new Arizona manager. Don’t piss Stew off.

    But seriously, folks...
  25. Bed Oct 13,2014 6:06 pm

    Your choices are white, off-white, and Ed Begley Jr.

    But seriously, folks...
  26. Bed Oct 13,2014 6:09 pm

    I’m on part 38 of Ken Burns’ The Roosevelts…in this episode we take a look at the time Eleanor had a hangnail, FDR discovers the joys of flavored seltzer water, and Teddy’s ghost does battle with the Scooby-Doo Gang.

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 13,2014 6:27 pm || Up

      And he would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those meddling Whigs!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  27. doctorK Oct 13,2014 7:21 pm

    I expect the Niners to end up winning this game by at least 17 points.

    • Bed Oct 13,2014 8:02 pm || Up

      The Rams are the wink link of that division.

      But seriously, folks...
  28. Bed Oct 13,2014 8:00 pm

    Cupcakes done. Everyone still alive.

    But seriously, folks...
    • 5Aces Oct 13,2014 8:44 pm || Up

      Check out Bed with the updates about Joe Blanton..Mr Sports talk here.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Bed Oct 13,2014 9:54 pm || Up

        Here on the Bed Sports Network we talk about all the things people care about…the NFL, MLB, and Wilford Brimley.

        But seriously, folks...
  29. Bed Oct 13,2014 8:01 pm

    One of the things I like about the Bourdain show is it shows me places I never want to go.

    But seriously, folks...
  30. Bed Oct 13,2014 9:55 pm

    Well, I had one of my pumpkin spice cupcakes…I’m not sure what it tasted like but pumpkin doesn’t come to mind.

    But seriously, folks...
  31. Bed Oct 13,2014 9:57 pm

    A sentence you never want to hear…”I’m afraid the parasite crawled up your urethra.”

    But seriously, folks...
    • AV Oct 13,2014 10:22 pm || Up

      —”a parasite crawled up your urethra.”

      —”what… i… candiru?”

      —”I SAID A PARASITE CRAWLED UP YOUR URETRHA!”

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  32. Bed Oct 13,2014 9:59 pm

    The football team ripped up the ground
    I’m on the hunt for San Jose
    Smell like a hound, I’m alone in the crowd
    Hungry Like Lew Wolff

    But seriously, folks...
  33. Bed Oct 13,2014 10:02 pm

    At some point don’t the Eagles have to take it to the limit one more time?

    But seriously, folks...
    • 5Aces Oct 13,2014 10:03 pm || Up

      I think they do, but honestly i cant tell you why…

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Bed Oct 13,2014 10:05 pm || Up

        However they leave us I imagine a girl in a flatbed Ford will be involved.

        But seriously, folks...
  34. Bed Oct 13,2014 10:02 pm

    Dear Snickers…you say you satisfy…make sure you aren’t making promises you can’t keep.

    But seriously, folks...
  35. Bed Oct 13,2014 10:04 pm

    So what’s on the activities docket for http://www.freekraut.net this off-season? I assume the beauty pageant is still on. My skill this year will be synchronized sock puppets.

    But seriously, folks...
  36. Bed Oct 13,2014 10:06 pm

    I see there’s a 30 For 30 about the 1989 World Series on tomorrow. Most of those 30 For 30 docs have been pretty good.

    But seriously, folks...
    • East Bay Evans Oct 13,2014 11:46 pm || Up

      It’s nice that so many are on youtube.

  37. Bed Oct 13,2014 10:19 pm

    The Raiders at 11 consecutive losses…two more and they win a free hot chocolate when they order a Denny’s Grand Slam Breakfast.

    But seriously, folks...
  38. Bed Oct 13,2014 10:24 pm

    Pop Quiz, Hotshots

    Would you rather…

    A. Eat at Denny’s
    B. Watch my synchronized sock puppet act
    C. Go on a date with Courtney Love
    D. Have a parasite go up your urethra.
    E. Watch the Giants win their third World Series Championship in five years.

    But seriously, folks...
    • AV Oct 13,2014 10:55 pm || Up

      pfft. B. easy.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Oct 13,2014 10:55 pm || Up

        it’ll remind me of many friday nights during high school.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV Oct 13,2014 10:56 pm || Up

          wait. you do mean love act, right?

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Bed Oct 13,2014 10:58 pm || Up

            I’m flexible on the subject…hmm…that might not be the best word to use here.

            But seriously, folks...
            • AV Oct 13,2014 11:00 pm || Up

              it’s better than crusty.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  39. Bed Oct 13,2014 10:29 pm

    What are you favorite things to put on a hot dog?

    But seriously, folks...
  40. Bed Oct 13,2014 10:37 pm

    Oh, now I get it…he’s a robbing hood named Robin Hood.

    But seriously, folks...
  41. Bed Oct 13,2014 10:40 pm

    To impress people I like to tell them that I’ve read the collected works of Dean Koontz.

    But seriously, folks...
    • andeux Oct 13,2014 10:49 pm || Up

      I tell people I’m a fan of Rusty Kuntz. I sure get some strange looks.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Bed Oct 13,2014 11:07 pm || Up

        That’s a good way to get tetanus.

        But seriously, folks...
  42. Bed Oct 13,2014 10:45 pm

    Never look Neil Diamond directly in the eyes and always remember he can smell fear.

    But seriously, folks...
  43. Bed Oct 13,2014 10:53 pm

    Don’t worry…it’s a kosher pickle.

    But seriously, folks...
  44. Bed Oct 13,2014 10:57 pm

    Without the comma his name would be Bond James Bond or Bond Bond…this fact was brought to you by your local state college English Department. Find out more exciting things you’ll learn as an English Major at out website http://www.youllneverfindajob.edu.

    But seriously, folks...
    • AV Oct 13,2014 10:59 pm || Up

      oh. i always thought it was like smith, john, and his name was actually james bond bond.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Oct 13,2014 11:00 pm || Up

        now i want something small and chocolatey.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  45. Bed Oct 13,2014 11:03 pm

    H. Louz & tha NEWZ

    I’m taking what they’re giving cause I’m twerking for a livin’

    But seriously, folks...
  46. Bed Oct 13,2014 11:08 pm

    Originally their name was Earth, Wind, Fire, Jacoby & Associates.

    But seriously, folks...
  47. Bed Oct 13,2014 11:09 pm

    These people going around in the middle of the night dressed as clowns make me proud to be an American. Home of the Free, Land of the Crazy.

    But seriously, folks...
    • East Bay Evans Oct 13,2014 11:47 pm || Up

      Down with the clown?

      • Bed Oct 14,2014 2:37 pm || Up

        The clown must go down and he must go down hard.

        But seriously, folks...
  48. Bed Oct 13,2014 11:10 pm

    I don’t care what Vera Wang says…tube socks are dead sexy.

    But seriously, folks...
  49. Bed Oct 13,2014 11:11 pm

    Don’t worry…it’s a kosher hot dog.

    But seriously, folks...
  50. Englishmajor Oct 14,2014 11:37 am

    Coals of Fire Department:

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 14,2014 12:02 pm || Up

      Wow. Endorsing Kaplan drove them right our of business.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • DFA Oct 15,2014 1:40 pm || Up

        who are you throwing your support behind… I was trying to talk about the OAK mayors race before realizing i knew very little about it.

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • Future Ed Oct 15,2014 3:28 pm || Up

          Kaplan= no position on anything cheerleader
          schaaf= brown cronie
          siegel= the guy you want to win and rule the world but will take away something you don’t like at some point because its bad for you anyway and he won’t win so its ok to dream
          quan= the incumbent, or as voters say “isn’t she the mayor already?”
          parker= the black guy. but he is OK with cops.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • andeux Oct 15,2014 3:33 pm || Up

            …Coming this fall on Fox.

            TINSTAAFK
          • dmoas Oct 15,2014 3:50 pm || Up

            So basically pray for someone else to step up in the next few years and run and that when they do, whoever on the list who ends up as mayor doesn’t fk things up too much more?

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 15,2014 4:31 pm || Up

          Wait, your lack of knowledge stopped you from opining? You’re not going to get very far in politics with that approach.

          Ed’s synopsis is pretty accurate. I would also add Joe Tuman if you believe that everyone with Oakland government associations is incurably tainted, and that Dan Siegel is a dick.

          I’m genuinely unsure who my top 3 ranked choices would be if I lived in Oakland. Kaplan’s finger-to-the-wind, intellectually dishonest approach pisses me off regularly, yet she might be an effective executive. She’s certainly very smart. Also she’s probably the choice for people who only care about Oakland A’s issues. Quan is disliked more than she deserves, partly because Occupy got so fucked up, and partly with criticisms and invective I do not believe a white candidate would receive. She’s been a reasonably good Mayor, especially on economic development, and maybe on improving the crime rate (if you can give any Mayor credit for that). But she’s not a great public presence, and Occupy may be unforgivable to many voters. Schaaf is politically astute and could also be good at governing. She’s tapped in to younger, tech savvy voter issues like Open Government quite well. She’s also legitimately Oakland, born and raised. OTOH, you don’t get more product-of-the-system than Libby. Also she’s more skeptical of stadium proposals than either of the other two front runners (a good or bad thing depending on your perspective). Brian Parker is an empty suit.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Kay Temple Kirk Oct 15,2014 5:30 pm || Up

            Is the Public Ethics Commission really going to get teeth?

            The mayor’s wife (the real power) in Sacramento is trying to dismantle what little of an ethics commission Sacramento has and replace it with a handpicked group of yes men.

            \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
            • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 15,2014 5:43 pm || Up

              Yes, the Ethics Teeth measure will pass overwhelmingly.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • DFA Oct 15,2014 9:46 pm || Up

            Brown doesn’t have a machine in Oak to be a real cronie does he?

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  51. MikeV Oct 14,2014 11:59 am

    Friedman -> Dodgers

    Wow.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  52. Jennifer Oct 14,2014 1:07 pm

    Eff Tim Hudson.

    • Bed Oct 14,2014 2:32 pm || Up

      Tim Hudson and Miguel Tejada are the last baseball players I actually cared about. I hope Huddy does well…you can all throw tomatoes at me now.

      But seriously, folks...
  53. Bed Oct 14,2014 2:31 pm

    A sentence you never want to hear…”Congratulations you’re having octuplets.”

    But seriously, folks...
  54. Bed Oct 14,2014 2:43 pm

    Don’t worry…it’s a kosher salami.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Oct 14,2014 5:52 pm || Up

      First rule is
      the laws of germany
      Second rule is
      Be nice to mommy

      third rule is rule is
      Don’t talk to commies

      You got the 4th covered.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  55. Bed Oct 14,2014 2:56 pm

    If Obama wants to remembered as a great President he’ll find a way to make teal popular again.

    But seriously, folks...
    • AV Oct 14,2014 3:00 pm || Up

      teal party slogan, don’t red on me.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Bed Oct 14,2014 3:03 pm || Up

        Now…I kinda want to start this party for real…or for teal I guess.

        But seriously, folks...
    • East Bay Evans Oct 14,2014 6:16 pm || Up

      [Futile attempt to make Florida Marlins joke]

    • 5Aces Oct 15,2014 8:11 am || Up

      Peach and seafoam green.

      Replaced soon after by Maroon and Hunter Green. Blergh

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  56. Bed Oct 14,2014 2:59 pm

    Anytime I walk into an auditorium and see they only have metal folding chairs I think to myself…I’m too old for this sit.

    But seriously, folks...
  57. Bed Oct 14,2014 3:00 pm

    My posts in this lounge make more sense if you read them in the voice of Steve Landesberg.

    But seriously, folks...
  58. Bed Oct 14,2014 3:01 pm

    A couple of throwback posts there…it might be time for a Bridget the Midget update soon.

    But seriously, folks...
  59. Bed Oct 14,2014 3:05 pm

    How do you know when you’re in love? When you still kiss your significant other even after they just had something with onions on it.

    But seriously, folks...
  60. Bed Oct 14,2014 3:06 pm

    The best thing to ever happen to TV political ads? The fast forward button on my DVR remote control.

    But seriously, folks...
  61. AV Oct 14,2014 4:22 pm

    ugh.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  62. Bed Oct 14,2014 6:49 pm

    I see my Giants won…(Bed was soon banned from FK and his body was found dumped near Jack London Square.)

    But seriously, folks...
  63. Bed Oct 14,2014 6:52 pm

    These damn kids today…they have no idea how to tell a good Richard Gere joke involving Gerbils. I weep for our country.

    But seriously, folks...
  64. Bed Oct 14,2014 6:55 pm

    Speaking of Gerbils and eating healthy…I once drove a 1997 Mazda 626 on a trip from Lawrence to Topeka. No other information is currently available about the trip.

    But seriously, folks...
  65. Bed Oct 14,2014 7:00 pm

    I’m on part 53 of Ken Burns’ The Roosevelts…in this episode we take a closer look at the time Eleanor went to a Melissa Etheridge concert. FDR discovers he can bend time with his mind, and Teddy arm wrestles the King of Spain in Purgatory.

    But seriously, folks...
  66. Bed Oct 14,2014 7:01 pm

    I’ll leave you with this bit of advice…always take time to floss.

    But seriously, folks...
  67. Future Ed Oct 14,2014 7:22 pm

    wow. the royals fans did not sound excited after that sac fly

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  68. Soaker Oct 14,2014 8:03 pm

    I’m coming down to the Bay Area for UCLA-Cal and decided to add Cardinals-Raiders to the mix, since I’m not out any money this year for A’s postseason tickets. Probably a couple of 38-10 losses for the home teams, but what the hell, it will be fun and should sate my appetite for live football for quite some time.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 15,2014 9:07 am || Up

      I’m going to miss this Raiders game for other commitments, otherwise I’d invite you to join me for pregame beers. But I think the Raiders will keep this one close like last week, and could even win.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • batgirl Oct 15,2014 10:35 am || Up

        What’s the best way to get super cheap Raiders tickets? Show up at the stadium? Stubhub?

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 15,2014 11:03 am || Up

          Since I have season tix I haven’t gone that route, but I’d think that Stubhub is your best bet. Since the Raiders ostensibly have enough season tix sold to avoid blackouts, yet there are still lots of empty seats in the stadium, I am inferring that the ticket re-sellers have found it to be a buyer’s market.

          Actually the guy who sat next to me Sunday (Sec 209, Row 10, in the shade which is nice) identified himself as a guy who owns those seats but usually resells them, and he was there because he couldn’t find a buyer.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • batgirl Oct 15,2014 12:52 pm || Up

            OK good to know. I’m thinking of making my first off-season foray into the Coliseum since the Raiders/Broncos game is the day before my birthday. I will be wearing A’s gear and will cheer for the Broncos in my mind.

            • doctorK Oct 16,2014 10:00 am || Up

              You should be safe at the Coliseum, even if you overtly root for the Donkeys. Now, if the game was at The Big Blue Jean, you’d have to worry about the chance of getting beaten to the point of permanent paralysis.

              • dmoas Oct 16,2014 10:28 am || Up

                About 15-16 years ago, I heard the reverse story from a Raider fan talking about a Bronco fan at the Coli.

    • Soaker Oct 18,2014 6:17 pm || Up

      The Bears were entertaining and competitive against a non-shitty team, more than I’ve gotten from a Cal football experience in several years. We’ll see if the Raiders can match that. You’re on notice, though, Sonny, that next year I expect the winning score on that final drive rather than the interception.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • bear88 Oct 18,2014 6:33 pm || Up

        They almost stole a game against a clearly superior opponent. Cal still has a long way to go.

        But Goff took the rap for that last interception (that probably shouldn’t have been called an interception). Plus, I was reminded again of one of the things I am increasingly having trouble with about football: scary injuries.

  69. AV Oct 14,2014 8:24 pm

    i’m watching portugal-denmark, mrs AV comes in the room.

    who’s playing?

    i tell her.

    who’s got the cuter guys?

    i go, overall probably denmark, but technically portugal because ronaldo, if you can get past his attitude.

    she goes, ronaldo? i thought he was from argentina?

    i start signing divorce papers in my head.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • bear88 Oct 14,2014 11:39 pm || Up

      My wife doesn’t like baseball.

      Which, at the moment, seems like a wise choice.

      • AV Oct 15,2014 9:38 am || Up

        one thing is not liking it. another is saying, alex rodriguez? i thought he played for the A’s.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Kay Temple Kirk Oct 15,2014 5:38 pm || Up

          Ouch.

          My wife remembers “Dreadlocks Guy” (Manny Ramirez) and “PoooooooHooooooles” (Albert Pujols) and “That tall lady’s husband” (Bob Melvin)

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • AV Oct 15,2014 5:47 pm || Up

            based on the middle one, i’m guessing future ed is your dad.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Kay Temple Kirk Oct 15,2014 7:47 pm || Up

              If I had to answer the question

              “If your dad was on Free Kraut, who would he be?”

              he would be the perfect cross between FutureEd and 5Aces.

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
              • Future Ed Oct 15,2014 8:15 pm || Up

                put your dishes in the sink!

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • AV Oct 15,2014 8:24 pm || Up

                  see? palmolive.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Kay Temple Kirk Oct 16,2014 5:07 pm || Up

                  You’re soaking in it.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
              • AV Oct 15,2014 8:23 pm || Up

                funny thing is you wrote wife and i read dad.

                but i do see the genetics you’re adding there.

                if i had to answer the question whose avatar you miss the most, i’d answer, you’re soaking in it.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Kay Temple Kirk Oct 16,2014 5:07 pm || Up

                  I should have read further.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • AV Oct 16,2014 6:21 pm || Up

                  hook line and sinker!

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • 5Aces Oct 16,2014 8:30 am || Up

                “Am I going to have to turn this car around?”

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • Future Ed Oct 15,2014 8:30 pm || Up

              is that the guy who came to fame with the st louis cardinals?

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • AV Oct 15,2014 8:40 pm || Up

                the very one.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  70. AV Oct 15,2014 9:59 am

    good thing i scrolled past the fold twice on sfgate, otherwise i never woulda known there were news today.

    just kidding. by the time i avoided clicking on the photo list of local “low”-cost/hi-brow nonmexican restaurants and the photo list of mid-cost/mid-brow mexican restaurants, i was already enraged via NYT/wapo about the chasm between PR language and the truth, this time: “proper protocols” and “don’t know where the breakdown occurred.”

    followed quickly apace by: the aircraft “received a thorough cleaning per our normal procedures.” (IOW, the underpaid cleanup crew went through every seat pocket to see if anybody had left an ipod behind.)

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Oct 15,2014 10:10 am || Up

      OTOH, the rabbit hole on gamergate was vastly entertaining, educational, and thought-provoking.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • ptbnl Oct 15,2014 10:13 am || Up

        That and deeply fucked up.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • AV Oct 15,2014 10:24 am || Up

          absolutely.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 15,2014 11:12 am || Up

            Good article placing gamergate in context of other uprisings by angry privileged people.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Oct 15,2014 10:14 am || Up
  71. MikeV Oct 15,2014 10:30 am

    Quakes fired Watson. Dom Kinnear taking over next season.

    So the old SJ coach who left with the team when they became Houston is coming back to coach the new SJ

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • AV Oct 15,2014 10:37 am || Up

      so the crespo thing was just a rumor?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • MikeV Oct 15,2014 10:54 am || Up

        It would appear so.

        I’m not sure how I feel about Kinnear coming back, although his coaching reputation is the type that works with what he has instead of forcing his players to play a certain style.

        Honestly I’m just hoping upon hope that somehow they can find a way to bring in Mix Diskerud to play center mid. He tried to come to MLS a couple times already.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • AV Oct 15,2014 11:13 am || Up

          you’re focused on mix. is there anything actually linking him to SJ?

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • MikeV Oct 15,2014 11:21 am || Up

            He’s tried to come to MLS twice — most recently this year to Columbus Crew and apparently it died at the 11th hour for some unknown reason.

            He’s young, he’s pretty good, he’s a USMNT player, he’s likely available to come to MLS, and he’s a creative attacking mid which is exactly what SJ needs.

            Plus, Wondo is 32. He’s got a few years left in MLS, but the Quakes open the Epicenter next year so having a new face of the franchise would be pretty awesome (along with the Tommy Thompson Hype Train)

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • AV Oct 15,2014 11:57 am || Up

              OK, round peg round hole. seems a long way from lew’s ears though (or whoever makes these decisions).

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • MikeV Oct 15,2014 2:01 pm || Up

                Dave Kaval is the club president and John Doyle is the GM.

                Frankly they both need to go. Kaval was supposedly brought in to run things and get the new stadium built — it was a full year late.

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

            • Glorious Mundy Oct 15,2014 1:21 pm || Up

              Apparently Don Garber is in the middle of a hastily called press conference right now putting Klinsi on blast for badmouthing the effect playing in MLS has had on Michael Bradley. Maybe Mix should stay in Europe for a while and stay away from a developing toxic situation.

              • MikeV Oct 15,2014 2:12 pm || Up

                Yeah I saw a couple quotes from it.

                Bringing in more better players can’t hurt MLS, but I kinda agree about Bradley, but I’d also say that Klinns is screwing with Bradley by trying to play him as a 10 or an attacking mid, but he is obviously a CDM.

                That’s why he looked so bad in the world cup, he was forced to push forward.

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

              • AV Oct 16,2014 10:01 am || Up

                i like this cuckoo’s egg comment and his follow up. last SBN link for today, i swear.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Glorious Mundy Oct 16,2014 10:53 am || Up

                  It’s an interesting situation. I don’t really think Klinsmann has been all that hard on MLS. For one thing, he has called up and used several MLS lifers in big spots who the previous regime had written off or ignored (Brad Davis, Kyle Beckerman, Graham Zusi, Wondo to some extent, though I don’t know how Bradley would have used him post-Gold Cup 2011). He also brought in a raw MLS talent in DeAndre Yedlin who no one else thought was ready for a World Cup, and he turned out to be a revelation. He could have picked equivalent Euro-based guys for all of those those spots, but he chose to put those MLS players at the center of his squad. That’s good for the league and the national team.

                  And he hasn’t rhetorically ripped the league either. He clearly values it as a place for talented young American players who can’t be in Europe (either because of work rules or being overlooked) to get their first professional experience, a place for late-bloomers and talent short of the top level to ply their trade, and a place for guys on the back end of their careers to extend their usefulness. He just doesn’t think it is yet good enough, or perhaps “tough” enough, for the best American players to choose for the primes of their careers. He holds guys like Dempsey and Bradley (and of course Donovan) to a higher standard, and thinks that if they can be playing at for a top-ish team in England, Italy or Germany, they should because they would be better players for it.

                  And that’s where the conflict lies. Klinsmann (correctly) thinks the national team would be better off if guys like Bradley, Dempsey, and Donovan were pushing themselves at the highest level. Garber (correctly) thinks that MLS is better and more popular if the best Americans play there in their primes, and he doesn’t want Klinsmann scaring future returnees like, say, Jozy Altidore, from coming home when a big payday is offered. I see this as an inevitable tension caused by a transitional period in MLS, where the league is flexing it’s muscle a little bit financially but hasn’t yet developed the infrastructure to completely support a top national team without outsourcing the training of its best players to Europe.

                • MikeV Oct 16,2014 11:12 am || Up

                  Hell, he just called up a kid from the NASL.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • Glorious Mundy Oct 16,2014 11:14 am || Up

                  Which may have been the final thumb in Garber’s eye, really.

                • AV Oct 16,2014 11:30 am || Up

                  i don’t disagree. that thread also adds to the appraisal the amount of playing time at a top foreign team and an MLS team for these players.

                  i find it interesting though that nobody there mentions other exporter countries, they’re only viewing it from importer countries’ POV. (germany is strong because it has youth and lots of nationals in the bundes… england lets in too many foreigners…) i wonder if closer comparisons can’t be drawn with brazil and argentina or any other latin american country. brazil tends to keep its talent a bit longer (i’m thinking neymar actually playing 4 years for santos), argentina bleeds talent (as soon as it’s offered, they go). of course they’re all post this transition period you’re ID’ing. but the tension is similar, even with the distinction of the MLS offering money that competes with european pay, stay and develop a national style or leave and face a different level of competition.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  72. AV Oct 16,2014 9:25 am

    it just. doesn’t. end. with. these. entitled. shits.

    “SFGiants are wrong if indeed they claimed that they are 1st”

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Dial C for Concupiscence Oct 16,2014 9:45 am || Up

      Oh AV, don’t you know the gnats invented baseball and winning and Ailuropoda melanoleuca and the organic movement and garlic fries and the world series?

      • AV Oct 16,2014 9:48 am || Up

        the giants didn’t have to look up ailuropoda melanoleuca in the internet they invented, like i just did. that’s how great they are.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  73. AV Oct 16,2014 11:08 am

    wife hears a couple explosions in the neighborhood. gives me a call, i’m at work trying to find out WTF. twitter’s not all that telling. could be an armed standoff with cops, flashbangs. abc7news says it has breaking news. i click. THIS JUST IN. MUNI WILL NOT BE USING ELECTRICAL BUSSES TODAY JUST IN CASE FANS WANT TO JUMP ON TOP OF PUBLIC VEHICLES TO CELEBRATE POSSIBLE NONLOSS HANDED TO THEM BY CARDINALS.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Oct 16,2014 11:34 am || Up

      armed standoff. hard to see, but there are armored cop cars in front of a house on 16th and brush.

      a twitter.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  74. sslinger Oct 16,2014 3:37 pm

    Did anyone else listen to the Caboose Pistol today? Oof, as if mental images of George Brett’s hemorrhoids weren’t bad enough.

  75. AV Oct 16,2014 4:46 pm

    there goes my 10-year standing gig.

    just wondering. does this guy sound insincere at all to the public, or does that only come from knowing him?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • sslinger Oct 16,2014 5:03 pm || Up

      I was wondering about that – from the rationale I’ve heard, it would seem they’re doing it to actually expand the number/type of offerings they’re doing, so if successful I was thinking you might have more work from them. Not so?

      And I don’t read it as insincere, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard him speak so it might come across more so in an interview.

      • AV Oct 16,2014 6:53 pm || Up

        all around cost-cutting (unpaid interns. they’re not mentioned in the handful of staffers and part timers line.). and the BLVR is going to 6 issues a year.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • sslinger Oct 16,2014 10:28 pm || Up

          Oh man, sorry to hear that, I’m sure that will be a tough loss.

          • AV Oct 17,2014 9:09 am || Up

            frankly, i was never seen as a huge part of them and thus, they never became a huge part of my work. BLVR cover aside, but i was at about my stopping point anyway, with a personal goal of 100 covers, which i think i surpassed by 2 or 3. otherwise, i was kinda the flunky. the guy they called when something was late already and none of the interns had time to work on it.

            but if you are willing to read between the lines (and forgive the hat), this kinda shows who exactly has a tough and irreplaceable loss on their hands (and i don’t mean brian).

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Oct 16,2014 7:00 pm || Up

      as long as 826 keeps going I am ok with whatever

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV Oct 16,2014 9:05 pm || Up

        i give to streetside stories…

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  76. Jennifer Oct 16,2014 6:31 pm

    We have Ebola PPE training tomorrow.

    • Kay Temple Kirk Oct 16,2014 8:57 pm || Up

      Good.

      I hope it never reaches you and it likely never will.

      I’m still glad to see you’re getting trained, tho.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  77. James V. Oct 16,2014 8:17 pm

    I am sick and fucking tired of baseball. All I can say is the Royals had damn well better win the World Series.

      • Glorious Mundy Oct 16,2014 9:12 pm || Up

        They won’t though.

          • bear88 Oct 16,2014 11:30 pm || Up

            My only hope is that the Royals seem less likely to beat themselves and have a better bullpen.

            But I’m kidding myself. I know that.

            The commute on parade day… gawd.

            • Glorious Mundy Oct 17,2014 9:52 am || Up

              Take a sick day. Seriously. Schedule it now.

              • bear88 Oct 17,2014 11:24 pm || Up

                I don’t know when it would be. Hard to plan. It has crossed my mind.

                Two years ago, it was very unpleasant.

    • DFA Oct 16,2014 11:53 pm || Up

      yeah… im just so tired of this crap.

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • Dial C for Concupiscence Oct 20,2014 10:59 am || Up

        It feels inevitable

        • DFA Oct 20,2014 11:07 am || Up

          i have resigned myself to it

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • Glorious Mundy Oct 20,2014 11:21 am || Up

            I’m not planning to actually watch any of this series, but I think my order of preferred outcomes is Royals in 4 > Royals in 5 > Giants in 4 > Royals in 6> Giants in 5 > Royals in 7 > Giants in 6 > Giants in 7.

            In other words, I very much want it to end quickly and forgettably, ideally with Royals celebrating in SF. A dramatic 7-game loss by the Giants would almost be as bad as their winning in 6 or 7, because the woe-is-me shit their fans would spout might send me over the edge. I’d almost rather they win again and become completely insufferable to the rest of the country than endure their having a glorious defeat to whine about.

            Almost.

            • Dial C for Concupiscence Oct 20,2014 11:36 am || Up

              Royals in 4, 5, 6, or 7. All other results are terrible. I would much rather get angry at pouty giants fans for complaining about losing after winning twice so recently than have to deal with smug “can’t stop us on even years” pattern spouting

              • DFA Oct 20,2014 4:18 pm || Up

                This so much this.

                In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • nevermoor Oct 20,2014 4:49 pm || Up

                  Agreed. A Giants sweep would not be “forgettable” it would be “insufferably smug”

                  If I have spend the rest of my professional life explaining why three WS in five years with a pretty week roster does not make a “dynasty” I’m going to go crazy. And if they do it AGAIN in 2016….

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • dmoas Oct 20,2014 4:51 pm || Up

                  Baseball is over, period, if they win.

                • Kay Temple Kirk Oct 22,2014 7:11 am || Up

                  We’re at the point now in which real fans who respect the game need to boycott the playoffs, because playoffs disrespect the game.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  78. mother pucker Oct 16,2014 8:36 pm

    I am happy for Huddy.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 16,2014 8:37 pm || Up

      If only Jairo Garcia were still alive to enjoy it.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • AV Oct 16,2014 9:10 pm || Up

        someone randomly called me jairo in an email the other day.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • dmoas Oct 16,2014 8:40 pm || Up

      Fuck him.

  79. Glorious Mundy Oct 16,2014 9:13 pm

    Hey FSU, your boy J.M. McAdoo went for 20 and 7 tonight.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 16,2014 9:39 pm || Up

      Awesome! I’ve been concerned about his low minutes and numbers.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy Oct 17,2014 6:21 pm || Up

  80. Jennifer Oct 16,2014 9:47 pm

    I’ve been working five 12 hour shifts a week. I’m slowly dying.

  81. Glorious Mundy Oct 17,2014 10:09 am

    I think I may need to leave my headphones in my ears and music turned to the max at all times when I’m out of my house until this thing blows over. I can’t take listening to these conversations.

    • AV Oct 17,2014 10:32 am || Up

      i don’t know. i thought the proper lack of connection would protect me last night. went to yoga. then went to a beer garden with no TVs. came out at the exact wrong moment and this bro tried to hi-five me on the street as he was coming out of a bar with TVs. if his sweatshirt hadn’t fallen open and i hadn’t caught a glimpse of the orange/white candy skull shirt (that the giants invented), i might not have been able to tell him “fuck that” in time. all of which coulda been averted if one of you had texted me to stay at my bench and have another deschutes.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy Oct 17,2014 10:37 am || Up

        Last night was a perfect night to go to the Y, so that’s nice. As I was leaving I thought about lingering a bit in the empty downtown for a bite to eat, and then I heard the fireworks and ran to the Muni station to get ahead of the drunk assholes.

        • dmoas Oct 17,2014 10:40 am || Up

          I don’t know what was worse last night: Chipping one of my front teeth or finding out that those fuckers lucked into another WS.

    • dmoas Oct 17,2014 10:35 am || Up

      Funny, I’ve heard nearly no excitement around me, even at a very Gnat-centric office. It’s nice in that I don’t have to listen to it, but it’s disgusting in the likely reason for it.

  82. Glorious Mundy Oct 17,2014 10:48 am

    Yesterday I met my first Raiders/Giants fan. These people exist? Fuck them.

    (Nothing against being a Raiders fan, of course. It’s the combination that sickens me.)

    • 5Aces Oct 17,2014 11:03 am || Up

      I have found a couple of those recently and they just confuse me. I understand all the other permutations, but Raiders/Gnats I cant think of any logical reason for.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • andeux Oct 17,2014 11:08 am || Up

        I have at least one friend who is in that category. He grew up here in Berkeley and is (just) old enough to have formed his baseball loyalties before the A’s arrived, so he roots for the A’s too but the Giants remain his #1 team.

        TINSTAAFK
        • 5Aces Oct 17,2014 11:18 am || Up

          I never thought of that. I guess there is a sweet spot you could hit growing up just as the Raiders got better and the A’s were not here.

          Now the people I know like that are mostly younger so they have no such excuse. I think it is unfortunately caused by the stereoype “Mexican-black hole-gangster” LA Raider idea. But I will say they were cute so having something in common was better than not having it…

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Glorious Mundy Oct 17,2014 11:20 am || Up

            Those people should be Dodgers fans.

            • 5Aces Oct 17,2014 11:23 am || Up

              Yes, they should be. But I think with the Giants presence in Fresno (A ball until mid 80’s and then the Grizz) we have always been more orange than blue here.

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
              • Glorious Mundy Oct 17,2014 11:25 am || Up

                From a purely aesthetic standpoint, I just cannot imagine looking at the Giants and Dodgers gear and choosing to wear the former.

            • AV Oct 17,2014 11:26 am || Up

              i should be dodgers/rams.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • Bed Oct 17,2014 2:19 pm || Up

                I have several friends who are Dodgers/Rams fans even after the Rams left for St. Louis. I hope the Rams move back to LA…it’s a better fit and it would breath some life back into their rivalry with the 49ers.

                But seriously, folks...
      • DFA Oct 17,2014 1:41 pm || Up

        there is one in my office.

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • Dial C for Concupiscence Oct 20,2014 11:02 am || Up

          One of my best college friends too (but he doesn’t really care about baseball, so he’s in that 70% of giants fans category)

    • ptbnl Oct 17,2014 12:24 pm || Up

      So Roomrevens?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Bed Oct 17,2014 2:45 pm || Up

        Did Ken Burns do an endless documentary on them too?

        But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Oct 17,2014 2:09 pm || Up

      When I was growing up, back in 1920’s in Sacramento, you were either rooted for the Raiders/A’s or 49ers/Giants but I know a lot of you folks are 49ers/A’s fans so Raiders/Giants isn’t that big of a surprise.

      I know I’d be happier and have more hair if I was a 49ers/Giants fan…that’s ship that’s already sailed though.

      But seriously, folks...
      • Glorious Mundy Oct 17,2014 2:15 pm || Up

        49ers/A’s makes sense because of the period of Raider absence that coincided with great A’s and 49ers teams.

        • Bed Oct 17,2014 2:17 pm || Up

          Maybe Giants/Raiders fans like the color black. People should root for whoever they like no matter the reason.

          But seriously, folks...
          • nevermoor Oct 17,2014 2:20 pm || Up

            NOT IF THEY PICK THE WRONG TEAMS!

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • Bed Oct 17,2014 2:23 pm || Up

              nevermoor wins today’s part of the lounge.

              But seriously, folks...
          • Glorious Mundy Oct 17,2014 2:23 pm || Up

            Black’s not a color!

            (I think? Sort of?)

            • Bed Oct 17,2014 2:40 pm || Up

              I guess technically it’s an absence of color.

              But seriously, folks...
              • Bed Oct 17,2014 5:47 pm || Up

                I guess technically with the third nipple I’m a mutant.

                But seriously, folks...
                • Bed Oct 17,2014 5:47 pm || Up

                  I guess technically she was Abe Vigoda.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • Bed Oct 17,2014 5:48 pm || Up

                  I guess technically McDonald’s hamburgers have beef in them.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • Bed Oct 17,2014 5:50 pm || Up

                  I guess technically I’m a rhinestone cowboy.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • Bed Oct 17,2014 5:51 pm || Up

                  I guess technically I know the way to San Jose.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • Bed Oct 17,2014 5:52 pm || Up

                  I guess technically I know how to run things into the ground.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • Bed Oct 17,2014 5:53 pm || Up

                  I guess technically I’m done.

                  But seriously, folks...
            • oblique Oct 17,2014 11:48 pm || Up

              Black is the color of my true love’s hair.

              • Future Ed Oct 18,2014 6:53 am || Up

                maybe you were born under a bad sign

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • andeux Oct 18,2014 10:15 am || Up

                  Black is the color, and none is the number.

                  TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed Oct 17,2014 2:48 pm || Up

        a New jersey friend said that about jet/mets ginats/yankees (i think)

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Bed Oct 17,2014 2:50 pm || Up

          The two Yankees fan friends I have are both Jets guys. I have no idea what the ratio is?

          But seriously, folks...
          • Future Ed Oct 17,2014 2:54 pm || Up

            it could be jets/yankees giants/mets.

            I don’t remember and he moved to sacramento

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Bed Oct 17,2014 2:58 pm || Up

              A person from NY would enjoy life more if they were a Giants/Yankees fan. Rooting for the Jets/Mets would be rough.

              But seriously, folks...
              • Dial C for Concupiscence Oct 20,2014 11:05 am || Up

                Let’s set bets on Jets/Mets/Nets!

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 17,2014 4:05 pm || Up

          New York fans are the worst front-runners in the country, ready to leap on the bandwagon of whatever team happens to find success. They posture like loyal fans but might as well have split Yankees/Mets logo hats tattooed on their foreheads.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • AV Oct 17,2014 4:26 pm || Up

            :/

            maybe NY expats?

            or maybe i got lucky and saw a deep divisive split during the 2000 WS.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Bed Oct 17,2014 5:34 pm || Up

            That hasn’t been my experience with the New Yorkers I know. Of course it should be said I’ve never been bothered by the bandwagon thing. It reminds me of people who are fans of a band before they are famous and then they get pissed that the band gets more fans when it becomes popular. It’s entertainment and people enjoy entertainment in different ways and with different levels of passion.

            But seriously, folks...
          • Dial C for Concupiscence Oct 20,2014 11:06 am || Up

            The vast majority of Mets fans I know are real dyed in the wool types. But it’s fully possible that if the Mets ever did well, a whole bunch of new Mets fans would mysteriously crop up

            • Glorious Mundy Oct 20,2014 11:26 am || Up

              I certainly know some (now) hardcore Yankees fans who supported the Mets in 1986. I think that in general Mets/Yankees antagonism didn’t really start until interleague play, which basically coincided with the Yankees becoming a dynasty and then the World Series matchup. Before that, I think there was a lot of crossover. The Yankees were more popular, obviously, but with the Mets good years coming during bad Yankee periods, support flowed back and forth more freely, even if the Mets’ core fans probably disliked the Yankees from the Dodgers days.

              • AV Oct 20,2014 11:30 am || Up

                Thank you. Thank you very much. Tina, three words: Subway Series. Am I right, New York? Come on! (audience responds by wild cheers and applause) The Yankees just won 5-nothing, okay? The magic number is three, and it’s out of control – the whole city is going crazy! For once, Tina, New York City is divided. The guys in the Bronx are all like, “Yo yo yo, El Duque, that’s what I’m talkin’ about!” and the people in Queens are like, “Eduardo Alfonso, Piazza, yo yo yo, that’s what I’m talkin’ about!” and the rest of New York is like, “Yo yo yo, Mets, Yankees, that’s what I’m talkin’ about!” People are just going nuts in the streets. Roll the footage…

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • andeux Oct 20,2014 11:34 am || Up

                Isn’t it kind of like our Giants/A’s fan dynamics (with A’s = Mets. Sigh.)?

                TINSTAAFK
                • AV Oct 20,2014 11:49 am || Up

                  it might have been once, back in some idyllic past. yankees/mets, cubs/white sox, giants/A’s, lions/lambs living together.

                  but then…. TERRITORIAL RIGHTS.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Kay Temple Kirk Oct 17,2014 7:24 pm || Up

        Meh. REAL Sacramentans rooted for the Solons and gambled their entire disposable income on the Pig Bowl.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  83. dmoas Oct 17,2014 2:05 pm

    So the KC/SF thing has now permeated my work email. Thankfully I think we have more people in our KC office than our Novato one.

    • Bed Oct 17,2014 2:14 pm || Up

      People only care about college sports where I am…I don’t think the baseball playoffs have even come up despite the fact that KC isn’t that far away.

      But seriously, folks...
  84. Bed Oct 17,2014 2:26 pm

    If the A’s and Raiders disappeared tomorrow I’m not sure which teams I’d adopt. I haven’t lived in California in over 20 years and there aren’t any pro teams where I live so I’d be a total free agent. I’d find a new NFL team but I might just drop having an MLB team and focus more on KU hoops.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Oct 17,2014 2:29 pm || Up

      If the A’s and Warriors disappeared I wouldn’t take on new teams. I’d follow MLB and the NBA the way I follow soccer: let my allegiance flow as it may from game to game and minute to minute, while retaining a few necessary hatreds. It’s a much more pleasurable way to experience sports, in many ways.

      • Glorious Mundy Oct 17,2014 2:32 pm || Up

        I actually think my experience of baseball might become a purely intellectual experience. More than any other sport, any non-analytical impulse I have toward baseball is filtered through the question of Is it Good for the Jews A’s.

        • Bed Oct 17,2014 2:39 pm || Up

          The way I enjoy baseball the most is having a game on the radio while I do something else. It’s a nice background distraction. To just watch a game on TV by myself though…heck, I don’t remember the last time I watched an entire regular season game on TV.

          But seriously, folks...
          • Future Ed Oct 17,2014 2:52 pm || Up

            To just watch a game on TV by myself though…heck, I don’t remember the last time I watched an entire regular season game on TV.

            opening day 2008

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Bed Oct 17,2014 2:55 pm || Up

              Well, I joined AN before the beginning of the 2009 season so that sounds about right.

              But seriously, folks...
        • DFA Oct 17,2014 4:41 pm || Up

          yup… i would root for teams to be punished for bad trades and managerial blunders and signing Nick Punto

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • Bed Oct 17,2014 2:36 pm || Up

        I can only get into sports if I have a rooting interest…I’m the same with politics. To be honest I enjoy watching college basketball more than a middle of the season MLB game.

        But seriously, folks...
      • dmoas Oct 17,2014 2:46 pm || Up

        I’d probably have very little interest in baseball. They are my team. Non A’s baseball and baseball in general that has no real meaning towards a championship mean very little to me.

        • Bed Oct 17,2014 2:48 pm || Up

          It’s a pretty slow game if you’re just looking for some action. I really haven’t watched much non-A’s baseball since I moved to Arkansas. I used to follow the Royals a bit when I lived up there. I did enjoy going to the K.

          But seriously, folks...
  85. Bed Oct 17,2014 2:44 pm

    I’m not really sure why we’re even having the World Series. CNN has me quite convinced we’ll all be dead from Ebola by the end of the weekend.

    But seriously, folks...
  86. Bed Oct 17,2014 2:54 pm

    If the Raiders disappeared the teams I’d consider would be the Packers, Saints, Dolphins, Falcons, Panthers, Chargers, Rams, Titans, and Giants.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Oct 17,2014 3:00 pm || Up

      Just in case Reggie McKenzie gets a contract extension I should probably narrow this list down so I have a plan.

      But seriously, folks...
  87. Bed Oct 17,2014 3:03 pm

    Up next on CNN…does ISIS have a plan to use an Ebola bomb in the United States? Wolf Blitzer with the answer coming up.

    But seriously, folks...
  88. Englishmajor Oct 17,2014 3:03 pm

    Although the story presents it as a direct quote, I’m pretty sure this is not exactly what Billy Beane told the Guardian:

    You don’t go to the cinema for a maths lesson.

    • Bed Oct 17,2014 3:05 pm || Up

      pfft…Billy Beane…he’s no Dayton Moore.

      But seriously, folks...
    • andeux Oct 17,2014 3:07 pm || Up

      Separated by a common language.

      TINSTAAFK
      • ptbnl Oct 17,2014 4:07 pm || Up

        Despite Dick van Dyke’s best efforts.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • AV Oct 17,2014 4:28 pm || Up

          i just tripped over the ottoman.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Bed Oct 17,2014 5:44 pm || Up

            I just destroyed the Ottoman Empire…not sure if that helps?

            But seriously, folks...
  89. dmoas Oct 17,2014 3:18 pm

    Huh. So Percy Harvin to the Jets.

    • Bed Oct 17,2014 3:22 pm || Up

      Well, that’s out of left field…I guess the Jets are starting their playoff push from 1-6.

      But seriously, folks...
      • dmoas Oct 17,2014 3:37 pm || Up

        And the Seahawks are throwing in the towel. I guess a win against St. Louis by the 49ers sealed their fate. A half game out with so few games left to play and only two games against one another to play. It’s insurmountable.

        • Bed Oct 17,2014 4:02 pm || Up

          It’s the right thing to do. Let Russell Wilson get some experience and then try and build a winner in 2020.

          But seriously, folks...
  90. Future Ed Oct 17,2014 7:03 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  91. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 17,2014 7:21 pm
    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • ptbnl Oct 17,2014 7:31 pm || Up

      Funny that the writer would include up-to-date ideas on the Higgs in reference to line 1, but not Dark Energy in reference to line 3.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 17,2014 8:03 pm || Up

        Those mathematicians who try to bluff their way through cosmology are sooooooo phony.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • andeux Oct 17,2014 9:09 pm || Up

      Cool stuff.

      I knew (slightly) Stew Burns who isn’t mentioned in that article but was another Harvard->Berkeley->Futurama/Simpsons writer a little bit after David Cohen.

      They used the same gag with near-solutions to Fermat’s last theorem even earlier, in the (probably Cohen-written) 1995 Homer³ episode. Professor Frink also mentions hyperbolic topology. One of my favorites.

      TINSTAAFK
    • Englishmajor Oct 17,2014 9:25 pm || Up

      Is that last line supposed to be read “O, O.Co”?

  92. doctorK Oct 18,2014 8:14 pm

    So far, ND-FSU has lived up to the hype.

    • nevermoor Oct 20,2014 9:26 am || Up

      Yep. That was a helluva game. And as a ND hater I was disappointed to see how legit they are.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  93. Glorious Mundy Oct 19,2014 10:01 am

    Whoever decided it was a good idea to have the AC transit buses flash “GO GIANTS” needs to get a stern talking to.

    • dmoas Oct 19,2014 11:05 am || Up

      You need some eggs. Preferably eggs that have been left out for a few weeks.

    • Englishmajor Oct 21,2014 1:46 pm || Up

      That’s just gross.

  94. dmoas Oct 19,2014 11:10 am

    So that Rams punt return was pretty awesome.

    • nevermoor Oct 20,2014 9:27 am || Up

      Play of the weekend, especially since it requires so many different things to all go right (corner punt, gunner paying attention, return man selling the fake)

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Glorious Mundy Oct 20,2014 1:04 pm || Up

      Wow, that really was great. The punter must have felt so helpless/confused watching the other 10 guys on his team run the wrong way.

  95. Future Ed Oct 19,2014 5:02 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • doctorK Oct 19,2014 6:08 pm || Up

      Next time they play the Niners, I hope they lose by five TDs.

    • Bed Oct 19,2014 8:26 pm || Up

      When Arizona Cardinals are mocking you something has gone horribly wrong.

      0-6
      12 loses in a row
      8-30 under Reggie McKenzie

      I might start golfing on Sundays.

      But seriously, folks...
      • nevermoor Oct 20,2014 9:28 am || Up

        Unfortunately, the Cardinals may well win the West this season. Seahawks look to have real issues and Niners look to be half-practice squad for the next stretch. Thank god for our bye week.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • MikeV Oct 20,2014 9:45 am || Up

          Yeah the laundry list of injured (or suspended) guys is crazy right now

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

        • Bed Oct 20,2014 1:07 pm || Up

          It’s hard to judge a team when they’re playing the Raiders but Arizona has some good wins this year. It’ll be interesting to see how the NFC West plays out.

          But seriously, folks...
  96. Bed Oct 19,2014 8:27 pm

    The Broncos look like a machine right now…very impressive.

    But seriously, folks...
    • nevermoor Oct 20,2014 9:29 am || Up

      It’s like a preseason game where one team has already taken out its starters.

      Completely and utterly predictable, but still depressing

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Bed Oct 20,2014 1:09 pm || Up

        When the Raiders play Denver it might be an all time blow out or perhaps the Broncos will be bored and just cruise after taking a 21 point lead.

        But seriously, folks...
    • batgirl Oct 21,2014 12:26 pm || Up

      This comment makes more sense when read in the voice of batgirl.

  97. Bed Oct 19,2014 8:31 pm

    No Chili for you…Davis off to become Red Sox hitting coach. I wonder if he asked Curt Young if the grass is always greener on the Boston side?

    But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Oct 19,2014 8:48 pm || Up

      Look at you dropping deep A’s coaching staff knowledge.

      • Bed Oct 19,2014 8:52 pm || Up

        I like to think of myself as the A’s coaching staff insider here on Free Kraut. I also like to think of myself as Lord of the Dance here on Free Kraut.

        But seriously, folks...
  98. Bed Oct 19,2014 8:44 pm

    You ever spend twenty three bucks on asparagus and think to yourself…life isn’t what I thought it was going to be.

    But seriously, folks...
    • colin Oct 20,2014 5:15 am || Up

      Then I cried myself to sleep on my asparagus bed.

      • Bed Oct 20,2014 1:08 pm || Up

        And the tears had this odd odor.

        But seriously, folks...
  99. Bed Oct 19,2014 8:53 pm

    You ever find yourself in an opium den in Thailand and think to yourself…life isn’t what I thought it was going to be.

    But seriously, folks...
  100. Bed Oct 19,2014 9:00 pm

    You ever find yourself making a homemade pair of shag carpet underwear and think to yourself…life isn’t what I thought it was going to be.

    But seriously, folks...
  101. Bed Oct 19,2014 9:03 pm

    You ever find yourself in a leather gladiator outfit in Reno and think to yourself…life isn’t what I thought it was going to be.

    But seriously, folks...
  102. Bed Oct 19,2014 9:04 pm

    You ever spend the rent money to get a massage from a pair of spider monkeys and think to yourself…life isn’t what I thought it was going to be.

    But seriously, folks...
  103. Bed Oct 19,2014 9:06 pm

    You ever find yourself working tricks to get that rent money back at a Michael Buble’ concert and think to yourself…life isn’t what I thought it was going to be.

    But seriously, folks...
  104. Bed Oct 19,2014 9:08 pm

    You ever find yourself making a life size statue of Dennis Quaid out of paper mache and think to yourself…life isn’t what I thought it was going to be.

    But seriously, folks...
  105. Bed Oct 19,2014 9:11 pm

    You ever find yourself writing the definitive biography on the life and work of William Conrad and think to yourself…life isn’t what I thought it was going to be.

    But seriously, folks...
  106. Bed Oct 19,2014 9:16 pm

    You either poach an egg or you don’t…there is no fry.

    But seriously, folks...
    • doctorK Oct 20,2014 9:34 am || Up

      This guy begs to differ.

  107. MikeV Oct 20,2014 10:11 am

    So, something came out saying Boston might deal Cespedes AND he switched agents and is with Jay-Z now.

    WAIT FOR THE NARRATIVE TO CHANGE.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

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