Win 1 of 12- We eat the Royals ← FREE KRAUT!

Win 1 of 12- We eat the Royals 782

It’s a dirty job putting up a gamethread for a game like this, but somebody’s got to do it.

Fuck’em and break’em.  The Royals are a herd of WalMart greeters as far as I’m concerned.

My prediction:  A’s 3, Royals 1.

 

782 thoughts on “Win 1 of 12- We eat the Royals

  1. AV Sep 30,2014 5:08 pm

    dammit. they’re pulling out all the dirty tricks. looks like they filled their stadium with slo-mo fans. why can’t WE have slo-mo fans??

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  2. AV Sep 30,2014 5:09 pm

    let’s go oakland!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  3. DFA Sep 30,2014 5:10 pm

    comon coco

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  4. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 5:10 pm

    Do not like the cap patch.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 5:11 pm || Up

      Me neither, looks like a banner ad.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  5. DFA Sep 30,2014 5:11 pm

    fuck yeah

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  6. mikeA Sep 30,2014 5:11 pm

    Coco is a badass, he would kick ass with no neck at all.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 5:13 pm || Up

      He’s like Fat Clemenza.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  7. mikeA Sep 30,2014 5:13 pm

    Cal says the bats started to get going the past few weeks, I don’t quite remember that…

    • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 30,2014 5:14 pm || Up

      I think maybe he meant the brats. Fosse’s been plying his ear with Chef Rodney propaganda all morning.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • AV Sep 30,2014 5:15 pm || Up

        “he usually takes it and nice hold.”

        regular season game? that radio is off already.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 30,2014 5:20 pm || Up

          I’m listening to the regular guys on the regular radio station with the regular commercials, which in Sacramento means:

          “Hi, I’m Grant Napear here to act slimy and sell you some crap!”

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 5:15 pm || Up

      Relative to the four weeks before that they did.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 5:17 pm || Up

      Yes yes holy shit yes!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  8. AV Sep 30,2014 5:17 pm

    mossome!!!!!1!!!!

    *edited down a notch.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  9. lenscrafters Sep 30,2014 5:17 pm

    MOSS YOU FKING BOSS.

  10. dmoas Sep 30,2014 5:17 pm

    MOSSOME!!!

  11. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 5:17 pm

    Whoa!

  12. mikeA Sep 30,2014 5:18 pm

    Thank you Ernie! Jinxed the fuck out of Shields there.

  13. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 5:19 pm

    Good start

  14. dmoas Sep 30,2014 5:19 pm

    There’s your runs Lester, now shut them the fuck down.

    • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 30,2014 5:27 pm || Up

      I want more runs than that.

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  15. bear88 Sep 30,2014 5:22 pm

    Well, I’ll be damned. A Moss home run at a very good time.

  16. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 5:23 pm

    Crisp + Moss doing things bodes well.

    • dmoas Sep 30,2014 5:24 pm || Up

      That Crisp hit was one that would seemingly be caught.

  17. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 5:24 pm

    That was awkward.

    • AV Sep 30,2014 5:25 pm || Up

      8 ≠ 20

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  18. grover Sep 30,2014 5:25 pm

    Fucking Lowrie…

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 5:27 pm || Up

      I doubt he throws out Escobar even if he fields that clean.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • grover Sep 30,2014 5:30 pm || Up

        I could accept that outcome. But I want Lowrie to field the groundball.

  19. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 5:27 pm

    C’mon, Lowgard. Get your shit together.

  20. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 5:27 pm

    come on eric. you have one job

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  21. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 5:29 pm

    Ripken is not…um…how do you say…eloquent.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 5:40 pm || Up

      Man, I keep expecting him to randomly stumble into saying something, anything useful, but it’s not happening.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • dmoas Sep 30,2014 5:41 pm || Up

        Ron Darling on the other hand needs to come to Oakland.

        • Future Ed Sep 30,2014 5:43 pm || Up

          I liked him on the mets games

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 5:43 pm || Up

          Yeah, Darling’s good, his education notwithstanding.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 6:01 pm || Up

            I really like him. I like Ernie too.

  22. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 5:30 pm

    That’s a bullshit time out.

  23. lenscrafters Sep 30,2014 5:31 pm

    Come on Lester. I believe in you.

  24. dmoas Sep 30,2014 5:32 pm

    Get it together Lester.

  25. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 5:33 pm

    Thanks ump.

  26. AV Sep 30,2014 5:33 pm

    lester…

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  27. lenscrafters Sep 30,2014 5:33 pm

    Not good.

    • grover Sep 30,2014 5:35 pm || Up

      I can’t figure out why he kept trying to come inside to Butler.

    • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 5:36 pm || Up

      That was among the worst TOOTBLANS of all time.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 5:38 pm || Up

        It makes me happy to know that whatever other maddening flails the A’s might give us, they would never do that.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  28. AV Sep 30,2014 5:35 pm

    whew.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  29. lenscrafters Sep 30,2014 5:35 pm

    They learned!

  30. DFA Sep 30,2014 5:36 pm

    TOBLAAN!

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  31. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 5:37 pm

    OK boys, add on. We’re scoring early and often tonight.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  32. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 5:37 pm

    Still, get your shit together lowgard and Lester

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  33. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 5:42 pm

    Eric and jed both owe us a run

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  34. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 5:46 pm

    Absolutely not a strike

  35. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 5:47 pm

    give us that one too, mr. miller

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  36. lenscrafters Sep 30,2014 5:49 pm

    Has Sogard ever gotten a hit in the postseason?

  37. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 5:53 pm

    You need to cut away from the game for that, TBS?

  38. lenscrafters Sep 30,2014 5:55 pm

    LOL I enjoyed Infante falling flat on his ass.

  39. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 5:55 pm

    It is not possible to be more struck out than that. He was as struck out as possible.

    • AV Sep 30,2014 5:58 pm || Up

      it’s like, how much more struck out could he be? the answer is none. none more struck out.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  40. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 5:56 pm

    Infante with one of the funniest looking strike three swings I’ve seen all year.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  41. mikeA Sep 30,2014 5:56 pm

    Ok, that’s more like it. No more ground balls, let’s just have pop ups and Ks…

  42. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 5:59 pm

    Welp. I hope Vogt brought his catching feet.

  43. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 6:01 pm

    Soto looked really pale in the dugout, he’s in serious pain I think. Catching an inning with a broken glove hand thumb has to be agonizing.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  44. mikeA Sep 30,2014 6:02 pm

    World Series MVP: Bryan Anderson.

    • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 30,2014 6:14 pm || Up

      That would be fun!

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  45. ptbnl Sep 30,2014 6:03 pm

    Finally, an upside to waking up at 2am with jetlag!

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  46. lenscrafters Sep 30,2014 6:04 pm

    What the fuck, Fuld.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 6:06 pm || Up

      Tough play for a runner. Yeah, your first step is supposed to be back, but that’s hard when you have a healthy lead and the ball is hit solid.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • lenscrafters Sep 30,2014 6:07 pm || Up

        Any runner scores from second easily if a ball hit in that area gets down. No need to jump off second like a dumbass.

      • dmoas Sep 30,2014 6:07 pm || Up

        He looked way too far off the bag on that one though.

      • DFA Sep 30,2014 6:11 pm || Up

        yeah hes trying to score there… tough play

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  47. mikeA Sep 30,2014 6:05 pm

    That’s Stanford baserunning for you…

  48. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 6:08 pm

    Yum, free outs.

  49. dmoas Sep 30,2014 6:09 pm

    Next time BEAN the hitter the next time they do that.

  50. mikeA Sep 30,2014 6:10 pm

    Doesn’t look comfortable in the stretch.

  51. AV Sep 30,2014 6:14 pm

    doublefuck.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  52. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 6:15 pm

    Dangit.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  53. dmoas Sep 30,2014 6:15 pm

    Get your shit together Lester.

  54. dmoas Sep 30,2014 6:16 pm

    Ten run inning please.

  55. AV Sep 30,2014 6:23 pm

    did someone really jsut say that the most important thing (most. out of two things) isn’t to add on but to keep the royals from scoring more? please tell me that’s what they said so my rage can at least be justified, if misplaced? then confidence. and shutdown inning. and confidence.

    it was SO MUCH easier to take VC and RF’s stupidity and vocal illiteracy half an inning ago.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  56. bear88 Sep 30,2014 6:26 pm

    The A’s better figure out a way to score in the next three innings, or they are pretty much screwed.

    And Lester, you’re pointing up the flaw in the Trade for One Stud Starter hypothesis.

  57. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 6:29 pm

    Lester looks good to me, says here KC’s done scoring off him.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • bear88 Sep 30,2014 6:45 pm || Up

      Maybe so. But is it too late?

      • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 6:47 pm || Up

        No! (Maybe.)

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 6:48 pm || Up

          (No.)

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 6:49 pm || Up

            Someone’s going to have to crush one of those pitches at their shins.

  58. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 6:36 pm

    had to be a vince inning

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  59. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 6:37 pm

    Slusser shout out.

  60. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 6:37 pm

    This strike zone has expanded for Shields.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  61. bear88 Sep 30,2014 6:38 pm

    Miller’s strike zone is not helpful now that the A’s are behind.

  62. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 6:42 pm

    that was sogards last at bat, right?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  63. AV Sep 30,2014 6:42 pm

    if you win, the puppy’s gonna fuck you both in the ear while you sleep.

    not that you won’t like it. kansas city freaks.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 6:46 pm || Up

      Pets should never be given as gifts. Callous KC jerks.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  64. bear88 Sep 30,2014 6:50 pm

    I know Shields is pitching well with a huge strike zone. But this upcoming inning still seems like the A’s best chance to at least tie the game.

  65. AV Sep 30,2014 6:51 pm

    the lucky bloop that turns the play-in around! again.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  66. bear88 Sep 30,2014 6:51 pm

    There’s the bloop.

  67. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 6:53 pm

    Did you think you’d live to see them in the playoffs again? Because you’re pretty old.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 6:56 pm || Up

      With hardened plains state arteries no doubt.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  68. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 6:55 pm

    Here we go boys!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  69. AV Sep 30,2014 6:55 pm

    i hate shield’s windup more than i hate verlander’s.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  70. bear88 Sep 30,2014 6:56 pm

    Bullpen now. Who is this guy? All I know is that he throws hard.

    • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 6:57 pm || Up

      Yordano Ventura. He’s a starting pitcher, and a good one.

    • Future Ed Sep 30,2014 6:57 pm || Up

      he is sunday’s starter. I am not sure what ned yost is doing. I suppose since I think its idiotic, its going to work out for yost

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 6:59 pm || Up

        Oh, he pitched two days ago! That’s nuts.

        • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 30,2014 7:02 pm || Up

          My wife said we’d make him pay for that, and she was right.

          He’s getting fired tomorrow.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 7:03 pm || Up

            WHY IS HE STILL IN THERE THIS IS CRAZY

            • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 30,2014 7:24 pm || Up

              Yeah, it was a little weird that he got another batter.

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • Future Ed Sep 30,2014 7:04 pm || Up

            He’s getting fired buy the 7th

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • dmoas Sep 30,2014 7:05 pm || Up

              Hold on. You think he’s going to make it that long?

  71. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 6:56 pm

    Well. Here we go. This guy shut us the hell down last time, as I recall.

  72. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 6:58 pm

    Did he not go to the lefty Duffy here because he’s afraid of Gomes? Because that would be dumb.

  73. bear88 Sep 30,2014 6:58 pm

    Make him throw a strike.

  74. AV Sep 30,2014 6:58 pm

    in your face!@!!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  75. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 6:59 pm

    FUCK YEAH!!MOSS

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  76. ptbnl Sep 30,2014 6:59 pm

    MOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  77. lenscrafters Sep 30,2014 6:59 pm

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  78. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 6:59 pm

    Wow. Incredible.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV Sep 30,2014 7:01 pm || Up

      if i wasn’t hearing fosse on the radio i’d guess he just (heard about this thing called computers) and hacked your account.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  79. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 6:59 pm

    Yosted

  80. ptbnl Sep 30,2014 7:00 pm

    Yost is going to be crucified for this.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 7:01 pm || Up

      Correctly

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 7:04 pm || Up

        Yeah, insanely bad decision. Shields is pitching reasonably well, you have a well-established bullpen, and you still bring a rookie starter with one lifetime relief appearance and control issues into a postseason elimination game. Shockingly, recklessly bad decision.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • dmoas Sep 30,2014 7:06 pm || Up

          If he doesn’t get fired, you’ll know that the fix is on. And you won’t complain about it.

          • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 7:09 pm || Up

            They should have fired him two weeks ago. Milwaukee style.

            • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 30,2014 7:24 pm || Up

              Agreed.

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • lenscrafters Sep 30,2014 7:06 pm || Up

          Not to mention he has three of the best relievers in baseball one of whom he’s just using now.

        • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 7:07 pm || Up

          A rookie starter on one day’s rest!

        • Future Ed Sep 30,2014 7:08 pm || Up

          that pitched 2 days ago!

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  81. bear88 Sep 30,2014 7:00 pm

    Moss hasn’t done this since, uh, a long time ago.

    Wow.

    Bringing in a wild-throwing rookie was just a mistake. He got behind and grooved a pitch that Moss crushed.

    • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 7:01 pm || Up

      He hit the absolute shit out of that.

      • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 30,2014 7:03 pm || Up

        What a glorious outcome (so far).

        I figured Yost would be worth a run to us, but three!?!

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • bear88 Sep 30,2014 7:04 pm || Up

        I hesitated for a second, because it looked like a no-doubter. But the announcers were totally silent. It threw me off for a moment.

        • dmoas Sep 30,2014 7:07 pm || Up

          I kept watching the centerfielder and thinking “Damn he’s got it. Wait… he’s watching… HOLY SHIT!”

      • Future Ed Sep 30,2014 7:15 pm || Up

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  82. harensheir15 Sep 30,2014 7:01 pm

    Be MO’

  83. lenscrafters Sep 30,2014 7:03 pm

    This Moss. Damn, it’s like finding a long lost friend again.

  84. dmoas Sep 30,2014 7:03 pm

    My bad. I was wearing a blue shirt. Changed into a green one just before the second bomb.

    • Future Ed Sep 30,2014 7:07 pm || Up

      Naw, it was me. I took off my hat to wear a helmet to pick up the kids. put the hat back on when I got home

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • dmoas Sep 30,2014 7:09 pm || Up

        Shouldn’t it be your kids that wear the helmet? In case you drop them?

      • dmoas Sep 30,2014 7:09 pm || Up

        My pizza just arrived just before the homer.

    • AV Sep 30,2014 7:08 pm || Up

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  85. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 7:04 pm

    That’s gotta Hurt.

  86. dmoas Sep 30,2014 7:07 pm

    Cal, Donaldson isn’t on third. What game are you watching?

    • Future Ed Sep 30,2014 7:09 pm || Up

      He doesn’t seem smart. (i am not wathcing)

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  87. bear88 Sep 30,2014 7:10 pm

    Damn. Vogt just couldn’t catch up with that fastball.

  88. lenscrafters Sep 30,2014 7:11 pm

    NORRIS!

  89. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 7:11 pm

    ALL STAR

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  90. bear88 Sep 30,2014 7:11 pm

    Norris comes through with a seeing eye single. Quiet crowd.

  91. AV Sep 30,2014 7:11 pm

    vargas and shields looked like they were voting yost off the island.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 7:13 pm || Up

      “How fast can Ron Gardenhire get here.”

      • dmoas Sep 30,2014 7:14 pm || Up

        He’d probably be a good fit for them.

        • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 30,2014 7:26 pm || Up

          Agreed.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  92. the llama Sep 30,2014 7:12 pm

    Now there’s a beard I’d hire to deliver 3 cubic yards of dirt a 2-out RBI.

    • ptbnl Sep 30,2014 7:15 pm || Up

      asvd

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • the llama Sep 30,2014 7:18 pm || Up

        It’s good to be back!

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 7:24 pm || Up

          You always knew how to make a great entrance.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • the llama Sep 30,2014 7:25 pm || Up

            I have to, otherwise I would get…ahem…overlooked.

  93. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 7:12 pm

    dmoas won’t believe in the team unless they score in one more inning

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  94. ptbnl Sep 30,2014 7:13 pm

    Let’s go
    Co-co

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  95. lenscrafters Sep 30,2014 7:13 pm

    WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!

    • AV Sep 30,2014 7:15 pm || Up

      first-half A’s, hopefully.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  96. dmoas Sep 30,2014 7:13 pm

    Muhahaha! I was hoping we’d bat around before the inning started an lo an behold!!!!

  97. bear88 Sep 30,2014 7:13 pm

    Coco! I remember this team.

  98. ptbnl Sep 30,2014 7:14 pm

    I want Moss to bat again this inning!

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  99. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 7:15 pm

    Did anyone ask for six A’s run mojo?

    • the llama Sep 30,2014 7:16 pm || Up

      Yeah, about two months ago.

    • bear88 Sep 30,2014 7:17 pm || Up

      I thought this inning was their best chance to tie or go ahead.

      OK, Lester. This ought to be enough runs for you.

  100. dmoas Sep 30,2014 7:16 pm

    Ron, darling, had it been a double play, there would have only been two out so the inning wouldn’t be over.

  101. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 7:16 pm

    Chip Hale’s like “should I drop off my resume while I’m here?”

  102. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 7:17 pm

    Alright. Outs. We need outs. Lots of them. And more runs.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • bear88 Sep 30,2014 7:18 pm || Up

      This game needs to get very dull, starting now.

  103. dmoas Sep 30,2014 7:18 pm

    Phew. I feel better.

  104. James V. Sep 30,2014 7:18 pm

    That was a nice inning.

    Can’t say they didn’t get their runs in this one.

  105. the llama Sep 30,2014 7:19 pm

    Even if you’re going to bring in a reliever there, you have to bring in a lefty.

    • Future Ed Sep 30,2014 7:21 pm || Up

      baffling. Duffy?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • the llama Sep 30,2014 7:23 pm || Up

        I haven’t seen their roster for this game, but really anybody. Rookie stuff notwithstanding – not only do you not have the platoon advantage, but a 100 MPH mistake is a really bad pitch.

        • Future Ed Sep 30,2014 7:24 pm || Up

          they have a great bullpen. But if Yost doesn’t want to bring in his relievers out of thir 7th 8th 9th slot he could go with duffy

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • dmoas Sep 30,2014 7:26 pm || Up

            I’m not going to second guess Yost’s decision making. I thought it was perfect.

        • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 7:25 pm || Up

          If they wanted to bring in a starting pitcher for some reason, they had Danny Duffy, a lefty. And they have another lefty in the pen.

  106. ptbnl Sep 30,2014 7:19 pm

    Does Lester have the big-game confidence to step on the shut-down clutch?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  107. dmoas Sep 30,2014 7:20 pm

    Lock and Load, Lester. Lock. And. Load.

  108. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 7:20 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Sep 30,2014 7:23 pm || Up

      i’m fairly astounded that with an inning like that someone can still find a way to snark on their own team.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • doctorK Sep 30,2014 7:24 pm || Up

      Wow – butthurt much, Jane.

  109. doctorK Sep 30,2014 7:23 pm

    BOOBIES

    Also, FK YEAH MOSS (I’m a little late – so what?)

    • ptbnl Sep 30,2014 7:24 pm || Up

      And you’re in the wrong thread.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  110. bear88 Sep 30,2014 7:24 pm

    There. Boring, boring, boring.

  111. doctorK Sep 30,2014 7:26 pm

    YOU’LL GET NOTHING, AND LIKE IT.

    • AV Sep 30,2014 7:28 pm || Up

      we’re on a wavelength. i was gonna ask if you were a little late… for not being pregnant.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  112. ptbnl Sep 30,2014 7:26 pm

    No Vince, the A’s didn’t “chase James Shields”

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  113. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 7:27 pm

    It’s too soon to feel this way, but I feel a bit bad for the KC fans. That kind of managerial malpractice must be hard to watch. Like, how do you mismanage a pitching staff this good, this badly?

    • the llama Sep 30,2014 7:28 pm || Up

      There’s still lots of baseball to play. Save the pity for if the A’s actually win.

      • Future Ed Sep 30,2014 7:36 pm || Up

        yes, now is the time to step on the clutch and get through the next 3 innings

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  114. DFA Sep 30,2014 7:27 pm

    I am screaming an inappropriate amount at work

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 7:30 pm || Up

      Union organizers have a rich tradition of screaming at work, go with it.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • DFA Sep 30,2014 7:33 pm || Up

        I work in politics now… I aint no union thug (anymore)

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 7:39 pm || Up

          Good thing political organizers never scream.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • the llama Sep 30,2014 7:41 pm || Up

            • DFA Sep 30,2014 7:45 pm || Up

              this caused many laughs here

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
              • the llama Sep 30,2014 7:50 pm || Up

                Tell your lefty friends that Republicans *can* be funny.

  115. nowBodhi Sep 30,2014 7:28 pm

    I’m just dropping by to say hi and I’m sorry and that was easily the worst, most inexplicably bad pitching change in the history of MLB; surely Yost is moldy toast if this score holds. I called what happened, texting with my KC pal up north, who is from there and a huge Royals fan… that dude just pitched two days ago and throws nothing but fastballs and watch out.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • dmoas Sep 30,2014 7:29 pm || Up

      Sit down and stay awhile.

      • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 30,2014 7:47 pm || Up

        there’s DJ equipment in the corner and 4TB of Kool&The Gang FLACs.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • bear88 Sep 30,2014 7:34 pm || Up

      Hi. Don’t just make a cameo.

  116. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 7:28 pm

    This. I was just thinking this.

    • the llama Sep 30,2014 7:30 pm || Up

      Wow, cool.

    • Future Ed Sep 30,2014 7:40 pm || Up

      wow. dumb

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 7:45 pm || Up

      Posnanski’s post on that game. Yost pulled Shields for Downs to face Jackie Bradley, Jr. with two on in the sixth. The Red Sox put in Gomes who hit a three-run homer to give them the lead, and eventually the win.

  117. nowBodhi Sep 30,2014 7:29 pm

    I’m just dropping by to say hi and I’m sorry and that was easily the worst, most inexplicably bad pitching change in the history of MLB; surely Yost is moldy toast if this score holds. I called what happened, texting with my KC pal up north, who is from there and a huge Royals fan… that dude just pitched two days ago and throws nothing but 100 mph fastballs and watch out.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
  118. ptbnl Sep 30,2014 7:30 pm

    Boos of respect? Really?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • the llama Sep 30,2014 7:32 pm || Up

      How you can boo your team after a great season, three decades of non-playoffs, and in a one-game coinflip is beyond me.

      • bear88 Sep 30,2014 7:52 pm || Up

        That’s making me less sympathetic to their long-suffering fans.

        • ptbnl Sep 30,2014 7:53 pm || Up

          The boos were at Moss when he came up to bat again after the 2nd homer.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • the llama Sep 30,2014 7:53 pm || Up

          Probably some Cards fans that snuck in.

  119. the llama Sep 30,2014 7:30 pm

    I’m now remembering that the resurgence of the whole franchise coincided with Moss’s arrival in Oakland.

    • DFA Sep 30,2014 7:35 pm || Up

      I mean is there a better example of the island of misfit toys?

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • the llama Sep 30,2014 7:39 pm || Up

        Probably not. Moss really is emblematic of this A’s epoch.

        • DFA Sep 30,2014 7:44 pm || Up

          which is why after Donaldson hes probably my second or third favorite A’s with Coco

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • lenscrafters Sep 30,2014 7:38 pm || Up

      The Moss/Carter platoon in 2012 combined for 37 homers…from June onwards.

  120. bear88 Sep 30,2014 7:31 pm

    It’s rather silly to connect Moss’s poor second half performance with Cespedes’ departure. He was hurt, it turns out. And even if he hadn’t been hurt, there’s no reason for Cespedes’ absence to have that much of an impact anyway.

    • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 7:32 pm || Up

      Gotta work in the notes from the pregame broadcasters meeting.

    • doctorK Sep 30,2014 7:33 pm || Up

      ZOMG BUT BUT BUT CHEMISTRY CLUBHOUSE UNITY and all that stuff.

      • the llama Sep 30,2014 7:35 pm || Up

        As the resident somewhat-chemist on FK, I certify that this statement is bunk.

        • AV Sep 30,2014 7:54 pm || Up

          can i have some acid?

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • the llama Sep 30,2014 7:56 pm || Up

            Vinegar.

            • AV Sep 30,2014 8:06 pm || Up

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • ptbnl Sep 30,2014 7:36 pm || Up

      Did you wear your A’s shirt?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Jennifer Sep 30,2014 7:38 pm || Up

        Yes. Dr. Asshole said the A’s had the worst uniforms in MLB. We had nachos and rice crispy treats and peanuts and popcorn and green and blue punch.

  121. Dial C for Concupiscence Sep 30,2014 7:36 pm

    Everyone at Rickey’s says hi

  122. DFA Sep 30,2014 7:42 pm

    caught you all year… you mean the last 10 starts LOL darling

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  123. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 7:43 pm

    of fucking course Gerry davis doesn’t know the rules

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  124. bear88 Sep 30,2014 7:44 pm

    More pleasant tedium.

    • the llama Sep 30,2014 7:48 pm || Up

      Tedium is my favorite chemical element.

  125. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 7:46 pm

    I am on the radio. comcast has this thing they are pushing that allows you to see scores of games you are not watching.

    Can’t you just check the internet without muxing up your tv screen?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  126. bear88 Sep 30,2014 7:48 pm

    Now they’re trying to come up with excuses for Yost’s inexplicable decision. Maybe Shields asked out? I doubt it, but I guess we’ll find out.

  127. ptbnl Sep 30,2014 7:49 pm

    Switched to the KC radio feed, and so far the announcers are pretty good.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  128. bear88 Sep 30,2014 7:50 pm

    Davis’ performance is the reason I was so desperate for the A’s to at least tie the game in the 5th and 6th.

    • ptbnl Sep 30,2014 7:52 pm || Up

      And what makes Yost so inexplicable … they had 7/8/9 locked down.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  129. James V. Sep 30,2014 7:53 pm

    In terms of “Which guy that won’t be with this team next year did better,” Lester has outperformed Shields.

    • the llama Sep 30,2014 7:56 pm || Up

      Yost making a late entry into the club.

    • AV Sep 30,2014 7:58 pm || Up

      ole. (we are one.)

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  130. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 7:55 pm

    parrino is on the bench because….

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • the llama Sep 30,2014 7:57 pm || Up

      Lowrie is made of glass.

      • Future Ed Sep 30,2014 7:57 pm || Up

        Lowrie is still in the game because…

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • AV Sep 30,2014 8:00 pm || Up

          i hate him.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  131. critter Sep 30,2014 7:58 pm

    If being here jinxes the game I promise to leave immediately. And Hi ya’ll!

    • Future Ed Sep 30,2014 7:59 pm || Up

      ATTI!!!

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 30,2014 8:10 pm || Up

      Yay! Glad you’re here!

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • critter Sep 30,2014 10:43 pm || Up

        Hi Kay. Glad to see you. Sorry I can’t muster a smiley face.

  132. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 7:58 pm

    Get an out jon

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  133. critter Sep 30,2014 7:59 pm

    Fuck it!!!! I’m out. Love you guys.

  134. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 8:00 pm

    Obviously foul.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • the llama Sep 30,2014 8:02 pm || Up

  135. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 8:01 pm

    Is this too much Lester?

  136. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 8:01 pm

    Funny that TBS manages not to have a good replay on a classic right down the line ball.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  137. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 8:02 pm

    don’t give in though jon

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  138. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 8:02 pm

    and no ken that wasn’t risky.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  139. doctorK Sep 30,2014 8:02 pm

    Can we have some outs please.

  140. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 8:03 pm

    was that a strike?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  141. bear88 Sep 30,2014 8:03 pm

    Time for Gregerson.

  142. lenscrafters Sep 30,2014 8:04 pm

    Gregerson for Butler. Doolittle for Gordon.

  143. bear88 Sep 30,2014 8:06 pm

    If the A’s win this game, it certainly won’t be because Lester gave up 4 runs (hopefully no more).

  144. the llama Sep 30,2014 8:07 pm

    This would seem to be more an Otero situation, no?

  145. AV Sep 30,2014 8:07 pm

    oh come on, fours.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  146. lenscrafters Sep 30,2014 8:07 pm

    christ

  147. dmoas Sep 30,2014 8:08 pm

    OUTS DAMN IT

  148. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 8:08 pm

    fucking lowrie. Dunn better hit for him

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  149. bear88 Sep 30,2014 8:09 pm

    That stolen base was a given. Concentrate on the hitter.

  150. AV Sep 30,2014 8:09 pm

    freakish DP, please.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  151. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 8:10 pm

    dammit norris

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  152. doctorK Sep 30,2014 8:11 pm

    Really missing Soto right now.

  153. bear88 Sep 30,2014 8:11 pm

    It’s Oakland A’s playoff elimination game baseball. Bring in Doolittle now. They need a strikeout.

  154. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 8:11 pm

    This is a familiar feeling.

    • AV Sep 30,2014 8:12 pm || Up

      is hatty available to PH in the 9th?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  155. the llama Sep 30,2014 8:12 pm

    Man, DeNo is killing us.

  156. AV Sep 30,2014 8:14 pm

    regular DP, please.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  157. lenscrafters Sep 30,2014 8:14 pm

    My season long uneasiness about Gregerson is vindicated.

    • Future Ed Sep 30,2014 8:15 pm || Up

      i blame norris more

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • doctorK Sep 30,2014 8:17 pm || Up

      My gut feeling about Gregerson is that he’s been terrible when coming in mid-inning, and nothing so far has changed my mind (other than the strickout of Perez – FK YEAH).

  158. bear88 Sep 30,2014 8:15 pm

    They can send the runner. Gregerson still in. I know they’re hoping for a double play, but he hasn’t been effective.

    • AV Sep 30,2014 8:19 pm || Up

      effective when it finally mattered the most. whew.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  159. bear88 Sep 30,2014 8:16 pm

    That was a terrible at-bat.

    • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 8:17 pm || Up

      It was like he tried to only make one out.

  160. lenscrafters Sep 30,2014 8:16 pm

    Of course it comes down to Infante.

  161. bear88 Sep 30,2014 8:18 pm

    That was a good pitch to hit.

  162. ptbnl Sep 30,2014 8:19 pm

    Holy FK …

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  163. bear88 Sep 30,2014 8:19 pm

    Wow. Survival. But now it’s high drama.

    • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 8:21 pm || Up

      Melvin left Lester in one batter too long. I wonder if O’Flaherty would have faced Hosmer if he were alive.

      • Future Ed Sep 30,2014 8:27 pm || Up

        2 batters. I leave him in for hosmer. Maybe abad, then gregerson?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  164. dmoas Sep 30,2014 8:19 pm

    Now I’m uneasy. Ten run 9th please.

    • bear88 Sep 30,2014 8:20 pm || Up

      You’re uneasy? In an Oakland A’s playoff elimination game? After a four-run lead has shrunk to one? Whatever for?

  165. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 8:19 pm

    More runs pls

  166. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 8:20 pm

    Big time K, Luke.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  167. the llama Sep 30,2014 8:20 pm

    Sweet Jesus.

  168. ptbnl Sep 30,2014 8:23 pm

    Do we know if Soto is out for the post-season?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • bear88 Sep 30,2014 8:26 pm || Up

      I haven’t seen anything, too preoccupied with this game to look.

  169. doctorK Sep 30,2014 8:23 pm

  170. bear88 Sep 30,2014 8:24 pm

    KC in their half of the 9th: Moustakas (or pinch hitter), Escobar, Aoki, Cain hitting fourth

  171. nevermoor Sep 30,2014 8:25 pm

    This is terrifying

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  172. AV Sep 30,2014 8:27 pm

    bakesale betty is a KC fan?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  173. bear88 Sep 30,2014 8:27 pm

    Shoot. Off the end of Donaldson’s bat or broke it.

    • nevermoor Sep 30,2014 8:29 pm || Up

      Still a double if not right at the OF

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • the llama Sep 30,2014 8:29 pm || Up

      Yeah, it looked good off the bat.

  174. bear88 Sep 30,2014 8:29 pm

    C’mon, Reddick!

  175. AV Sep 30,2014 8:30 pm

    that was a funny squirter. seemed to slow down in the glove and then speed up on its own to get out.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • doctorK Sep 30,2014 8:31 pm || Up

      Seems like I’ve had the experience a lot.

      • AV Sep 30,2014 8:32 pm || Up

        TAHT’S EXACTLY WHY YOU’RE PREGNANT!

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  176. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 8:31 pm

    reddick gets on, dunn has to hit, right?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  177. ptbnl Sep 30,2014 8:32 pm

    Oh no, not loaded bases.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  178. the llama Sep 30,2014 8:32 pm

    Y NO DUNN?

  179. bear88 Sep 30,2014 8:32 pm

    Holland seemed like he was pitching around Reddick, which probably wasn’t the worst idea. Now it’s Lowrie.

  180. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 8:33 pm

    mother fucking bob melvin. what the fuck is lowrie doing in the batters box and for the love of fuck at short?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Sep 30,2014 8:35 pm || Up

      i hate him.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  181. bear88 Sep 30,2014 8:33 pm

    Parrino should come in for defense.

    • Future Ed Sep 30,2014 8:34 pm || Up

      dunn should have hit for lowrie and parrino in for defense

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 8:34 pm || Up

      No way in hell Melvin brings in an ice cold lightly-used Andy Parrino to the ninth inning of a one-run elimination game.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • ptbnl Sep 30,2014 8:37 pm || Up

        Who would have thought the lack of competent middle infielders would have come back to haunt us?

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  182. the llama Sep 30,2014 8:34 pm

    At least Dunn would have taken a few pitches, potentially drawing a wild pitch, before striking out.

  183. AV Sep 30,2014 8:34 pm

    let’s go oakland!!!

    do the doo!!!

    3 outs and in!!!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  184. ptbnl Sep 30,2014 8:34 pm

    Wild pitcher, loaded bases, swing at the first pitch?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 8:35 pm || Up

      Looked like a good pitch to hit.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  185. bear88 Sep 30,2014 8:34 pm

    The trouble with Norris catching and the Royals playing is that every walk or single is a double.

  186. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 8:35 pm

    Haha this viagra ad. The patent must be running out soon.

    • AV Sep 30,2014 8:38 pm || Up

      the flags were flagging. bad attention to detail. back when palmeiro was trying to attract the older gentlemen (that’s what he was doing, right?) his bat was never on screen at an angle below horizontal.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  187. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 8:36 pm

    this inning started suddenly on the radio

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  188. the llama Sep 30,2014 8:36 pm

    Compliant Pig makes me nervous

  189. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 8:37 pm

    Scared

  190. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 8:37 pm

    fuck. the tying run is on second

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 8:38 pm || Up

      Third, probably. This guy is really fast.

  191. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 8:37 pm

    can score on a ground out

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  192. doctorK Sep 30,2014 8:37 pm

    Give me a break.

  193. bear88 Sep 30,2014 8:38 pm

    Crap. Willingham does the A’s harm again. Here comes the steal.

  194. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 8:38 pm

    pitch out

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  195. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 8:39 pm

    out. more please

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  196. AV Sep 30,2014 8:39 pm

    1.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Sep 30,2014 8:45 pm || Up

      2 3 whatever. 10.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  197. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 8:42 pm

    fucking norris

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 8:43 pm || Up

      That was on Doo

      • AV Sep 30,2014 8:46 pm || Up

        lowrie. this game would be over right now.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  198. AV Sep 30,2014 8:43 pm

    JFC.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  199. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 8:43 pm

    fucking noris

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • bear88 Sep 30,2014 8:45 pm || Up

      I can’t blame him for that steal.

      • Future Ed Sep 30,2014 8:47 pm || Up

        I can blame him for not bocking the ball in the 8th

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  200. bear88 Sep 30,2014 8:44 pm

    This is shaping up to be the A’s season in a nutshell.

    • the llama Sep 30,2014 8:46 pm || Up

      Man is that ever the case.

    • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 8:47 pm || Up

      Meaning we muster just enough at the end to salvage it!

  201. nevermoor Sep 30,2014 8:44 pm

    Upside, they’ve taken out all their hitters. Butler, Pork, etc.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  202. lenscrafters Sep 30,2014 8:45 pm

    All this talk about awesome pitching and they can’t a hold a fking 4 run lead for two innings.

    • bear88 Sep 30,2014 8:47 pm || Up

      Lester, Gregerson, Doolittle. Fail.

      • nevermoor Sep 30,2014 9:02 pm || Up

        If Gregerson had started the 8th we would be winners by now.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • grover Sep 30,2014 9:06 pm || Up

          I wanted Lester to start the 8th.

          And I had absolutely no faith in Gregerson when he came in.

          • nevermoor Sep 30,2014 9:09 pm || Up

            I’ve always liked Gregerson more than the average FKer

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  203. JediLeroy Sep 30,2014 8:46 pm

    I FKing hate this season. Please let the misery continue for one more series.

    I can’t blame Norris. He made the throw he had to make. Hard to blame Doolittle for Willingham’s ball, which wasn’t hit very well.

    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • Future Ed Sep 30,2014 8:48 pm || Up

      Fosse or KK suggested that Dyson may have scored from second on that flyout

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  204. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 8:47 pm

    We got this.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  205. the llama Sep 30,2014 8:47 pm

    There once was a man named Brandon Finnegan?

  206. the llama Sep 30,2014 8:48 pm

    Finnegan versus Freiman in the biggest game of the year. WTFK?

  207. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 8:49 pm

    way to see some pitches norris

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • James V. Sep 30,2014 8:51 pm || Up

      I think he just wanted to get back behind the plate faster so he could fail to throw out more basestealers.

      • the llama Sep 30,2014 8:55 pm || Up

        FLAIL to throw out more basestealers.

  208. doctorK Sep 30,2014 8:50 pm

    . will save us here

  209. the llama Sep 30,2014 8:54 pm

    FKing Lowrie.

  210. doctorK Sep 30,2014 8:54 pm

    These have to be the luckiest FKing guys ever.

  211. AV Sep 30,2014 8:56 pm

    dear doo, make like the good announcer, and KK.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  212. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 8:58 pm

    duffy coming in?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  213. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 8:59 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  214. Kay Temple Kirk Sep 30,2014 9:02 pm

    These sons of bitches are gristly for sure, but I think they’re almost out of blood.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  215. AV Sep 30,2014 9:02 pm

    yeah foss. it’s the twolfth inning. keep talking.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  216. bear88 Sep 30,2014 9:03 pm

    Crisp hurt his leg on the foul ball.

    Bad bunt by Fuld.

    • nevermoor Sep 30,2014 9:04 pm || Up

      Good idea though. Slightly better bunt and he’s on.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  217. grover Sep 30,2014 9:05 pm

    Is it me or is the strike zone… flexible?

  218. AV Sep 30,2014 9:05 pm

    JD4MVP. this is how it starts.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  219. doctorK Sep 30,2014 9:07 pm

    Nice strike zone. He’s giving the rookie a Clemens or Glavine zone.

    • grover Sep 30,2014 9:09 pm || Up

      I’m just going by the TV zone, but LEster wasn’t getting some of these calls.

      And now Gomes in LF.

      Fuck.

      • ptbnl Sep 30,2014 9:21 pm || Up

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  220. JediLeroy Sep 30,2014 9:08 pm

    Sure looked outside to me.

    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
  221. AV Sep 30,2014 9:08 pm

    no. you can’t wait your “whole life” for something and then keep living after it happens. literally.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  222. dmoas Sep 30,2014 9:09 pm

    Well that figures. But I think I’d prefer Burns out there instead of Gomes.

    • nevermoor Sep 30,2014 9:11 pm || Up

      I assumed it’d be Burns.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  223. bear88 Sep 30,2014 9:09 pm

    Crisp out. Defensive specialist Gomes in left.

  224. dmoas Sep 30,2014 9:10 pm

    That was a strike against us.

  225. dmoas Sep 30,2014 9:11 pm

    Fucking pesky.

  226. bear88 Sep 30,2014 9:11 pm

    Another leadoff hit for the Royals.

  227. bear88 Sep 30,2014 9:14 pm

    I feel like I’m just waiting for the inevitable Playoff Elimination Game loss. Maybe I’ll be wrong.

    • Soaker Sep 30,2014 9:19 pm || Up

      I’m pretty much serene. Coming into the game it was either “what I expect” or “something better”, no potential for disappointment, and four-plus hours later it hasn’t changed.

      Treacherous chasms of half-truth and despair. -- Ken Korach
      • JediLeroy Sep 30,2014 9:24 pm || Up

        This team has caused me so much stress that I’m pretty much OK with being able to focus more on other stuff.

        az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
  228. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 9:15 pm

    oh crap! they have ibanez

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  229. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 9:16 pm

    that is the thing about the playoffs ray, there is no clock

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  230. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 9:18 pm

    I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL SCORE.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  231. dmoas Sep 30,2014 9:18 pm

    I don’t think I can take much more of this. GET SOME FUCKING RUNS. AND FINISH THIS THING.

  232. elcroata Sep 30,2014 9:18 pm

    Well, it’s 12th and not the 6th (somehow I thought the game was starting at 10:05 EST), but we’re together now!

    Because survival is insufficient
    • nevermoor Sep 30,2014 9:19 pm || Up

      WE WERE JUST WAITING FOR GODOT EC

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • nevermoor Sep 30,2014 9:23 pm || Up

        And Reddick provides Finnegan’s Wake

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 9:19 pm || Up

      You didn’t miss much.

  233. dmoas Sep 30,2014 9:19 pm

    TBS graphic fails to share a rather important detail: the date.

    • AV Sep 30,2014 9:22 pm || Up

      now i need a little panther burns.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Sep 30,2014 9:23 pm || Up

        and by now i mean vince inning.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Sep 30,2014 9:26 pm || Up

        ok fine, that sounds totally soulless out of computer speakers. back to the original.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  234. AV Sep 30,2014 9:20 pm

    come on reddick. ain’t nobody else gonna.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  235. elcroata Sep 30,2014 9:20 pm

    They used both Davis and Holland, right?

    Because survival is insufficient
  236. bear88 Sep 30,2014 9:21 pm

    I assume the Royals have a right-hander in the bullpen, but they haven’t shown us.

    A’s get a leadoff walk.

  237. grover Sep 30,2014 9:21 pm

    Can Lowrie bunt?

    • dmoas Sep 30,2014 9:22 pm || Up

      Sort of.

      • nevermoor Sep 30,2014 9:23 pm || Up

        Just said to Mrs. N: “At least we aren’t dumb enough to bunt here… Oh, it’s Lowrie. Never mind.”

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • grover Sep 30,2014 9:25 pm || Up

        I’ll take meh.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 9:22 pm || Up

      Just barely well enough, apparently.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  238. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 9:21 pm

    Nice start JR.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  239. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 9:22 pm

    can dunn play first?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  240. the llama Sep 30,2014 9:24 pm

    My hands are shaking. And I’m supposed to run some calculations that are due tomorrow after this.

  241. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 9:25 pm

    oooo, a terrible ex royal

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  242. dmoas Sep 30,2014 9:25 pm

    Ah shit. Not Craptastico.

  243. the llama Sep 30,2014 9:25 pm

    Why not take a shot with Dunn and let Callaspo play first in the bottom of the inning?

  244. bear88 Sep 30,2014 9:25 pm

    Callaspo is unlikely to hit into a double play here.

  245. doctorK Sep 30,2014 9:26 pm

    Did Dunn step on Melvin’s dog or something?

  246. elcroata Sep 30,2014 9:26 pm

    Callaspo is a typical crappy hitter I would hate to see against the A’s in a situation like this

    Because survival is insufficient
  247. the llama Sep 30,2014 9:26 pm

    If anybody could find a way…

  248. the llama Sep 30,2014 9:27 pm

    Callaspo played for Scioscia, he’s probably well versed in suicide squeezes.

  249. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 9:27 pm

    Well now.

  250. bear88 Sep 30,2014 9:27 pm

    Wild pitch. Oh, c’mon. Gotta score here.

  251. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 9:27 pm

    fuck vince call the fucking action

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  252. doctorK Sep 30,2014 9:28 pm

    Oh thank you God that this game is in KC.

  253. dmoas Sep 30,2014 9:28 pm

    More please!!!

  254. the llama Sep 30,2014 9:28 pm

    Never a doubt!!!

  255. doctorK Sep 30,2014 9:28 pm

    ALBERTO!!!!!!!!!

  256. dmoas Sep 30,2014 9:28 pm

    Thank you Craptastico!!!

  257. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 9:29 pm

    I LOVE YOU ALBERTO! I always have. I swear.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  258. AV Sep 30,2014 9:29 pm

    callaspo!?!?

    wooooo.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  259. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 9:29 pm

    norris, keep the line moving for Dunn

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  260. dmoas Sep 30,2014 9:29 pm

    Two run homer please.

  261. bear88 Sep 30,2014 9:29 pm

    It would be deeply, hysterically ironic if Callaspo ends up with the game-winning hit. Credit where it’s due.

    Otero in the bottom of the inning, I assume. More runs would be nice.

    • the llama Sep 30,2014 9:33 pm || Up

      Reddick with the walk, after all the hate he’s been getting from A’s fans.

  262. AV Sep 30,2014 9:29 pm

    that’s like the best hit he’s had all season.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • the llama Sep 30,2014 9:35 pm || Up

      that’s like the only hit he’s had all season.

  263. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 9:30 pm

    The elcroata that turns the season around!

    • nevermoor Sep 30,2014 9:33 pm || Up

      Seriously. If that FKer had really joined us in the 6th….

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  264. grover Sep 30,2014 9:30 pm

    Wide strike zone.

  265. elcroata Sep 30,2014 9:30 pm

    What happened to Soto?

    Because survival is insufficient
    • Future Ed Sep 30,2014 9:32 pm || Up

      looks like a broken finger, but no one has said anything

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Sep 30,2014 9:32 pm || Up

      possible broken thumb on play at the plate.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • nevermoor Sep 30,2014 9:32 pm || Up

      Hurt thumb tagging someone out at home

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • grover Sep 30,2014 9:32 pm || Up

      Might have broke a thumb on a play at the plate. Runner was out… than Soto was out.

    • ptbnl Sep 30,2014 9:32 pm || Up

      Banged up thumb in the first – they’ve been running Norris ragged.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • JediLeroy Sep 30,2014 9:33 pm || Up

      Runners on first and third, Butler is caught off first base. As they catch him in the rundown, runner breaks from third as is tagged out on a play at the plate. Soto hears a pop and has to come out.

      az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 9:33 pm || Up

      Hurt thumb on tag play at plate in 1st inning (on badly botched fake steal/rundown play by KC).

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • doctorK Sep 30,2014 9:33 pm || Up

      Got his thumb racked up on a play at the plate in the first inning.

    • dmoas Sep 30,2014 9:34 pm || Up

      He’s an A.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 9:34 pm || Up

      When elcroata asks a question the entire FK universe answers him.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  266. bear88 Sep 30,2014 9:31 pm

    Not a strike. Grr.

    • grover Sep 30,2014 9:33 pm || Up

      Nope.

      I hope Otero gets the same wide zone.

  267. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 9:32 pm

    Who’s gonna pitch?

  268. the llama Sep 30,2014 9:32 pm

    The Primer thread is going to be epic. I’m going to have to block out some time on my calendar.

  269. dmoas Sep 30,2014 9:33 pm

    Gotta hand it to these Royals fans. They’ve been in this thing since the beginning and have been rooting hard.

  270. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 9:33 pm

    now vince says “we think dehydration” I think referring to soto, but who the fuck knows with that guy

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • nevermoor Sep 30,2014 9:34 pm || Up

      Wouldn’t that be Coco?

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • ptbnl Sep 30,2014 9:35 pm || Up

      dehydrated coco

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • dmoas Sep 30,2014 9:37 pm || Up

        Hope so.

      • AV Sep 30,2014 9:39 pm || Up

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Sep 30,2014 9:36 pm || Up

      stupid bucket challenge used up all the gatorade i guess.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  271. elcroata Sep 30,2014 9:34 pm

    Gotta take Gomes out now, right?

    Because survival is insufficient
  272. bear88 Sep 30,2014 9:34 pm

    Cain, Hosmer, Colon for the Royals.

  273. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 9:34 pm

    TBS is really bad at the mechanics of broadcasting a baseball game. They never say who’s on deck, who’s warming up, etc.

    • bear88 Sep 30,2014 9:36 pm || Up

      I have to keep checking my phone.

    • dmoas Sep 30,2014 9:36 pm || Up

      No pitch count either.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 9:36 pm || Up

      Also the timing of the cuts from the production truck are horrible, a half second too late, making it seem really jumpy at the worst times.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • dmoas Sep 30,2014 9:38 pm || Up

        They were the idiots who’d show us weird camera angles for the entire pitch.

      • doctorK Sep 30,2014 9:49 pm || Up

        PxP guy just said Pomeranz was coming in for Abad, which makes no sense, even for Melvin.

  274. dmoas Sep 30,2014 9:35 pm

    I think I’d put Moss in at first and Burns in left.

  275. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 9:36 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 30,2014 9:38 pm || Up

      and the sick burns continue…

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  276. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 9:37 pm

    Vince, I knew the out was recorded because of fosse chuckling. that is not good for you

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  277. bear88 Sep 30,2014 9:37 pm

    The world has gone crazy. Callaspo made a nice play. Not elegant, but an out.

    • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 30,2014 9:39 pm || Up

      as so happen oftens…

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  278. grover Sep 30,2014 9:39 pm

    That first pitch was a strike for KC’s pitchers.

    Just saying.

  279. dmoas Sep 30,2014 9:40 pm

    Seriously?

  280. nevermoor Sep 30,2014 9:40 pm

    FKFKFKFKFKFKFK

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  281. ptbnl Sep 30,2014 9:40 pm

    WTF?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  282. doctorK Sep 30,2014 9:40 pm

    For the love of FK

  283. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 9:40 pm

    Fucking Gomes

    • nevermoor Sep 30,2014 9:41 pm || Up

      Not Gomes’ fault. He saved the game.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  284. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 9:40 pm

    what the fuck

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  285. bear88 Sep 30,2014 9:40 pm

    The A’s are coming up with new and excruciating ways not to win.

  286. AV Sep 30,2014 9:41 pm

    idiots!! talk to each other.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Sep 30,2014 9:43 pm || Up

      oh, i thought at least one of them had a bead on it and the other guy took him out. they weren’t even good enough to get that much.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  287. the llama Sep 30,2014 9:41 pm

    Nothing’s easy.

  288. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 9:42 pm

    man

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  289. AV Sep 30,2014 9:42 pm

    this game is never going to end.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  290. doctorK Sep 30,2014 9:42 pm

    And the shit luck continues.

  291. JediLeroy Sep 30,2014 9:42 pm

    This is excruciating.

    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • AV Sep 30,2014 9:45 pm || Up

      i’m about ready to turn it off and read about it tomorrow. can’t see the benefit of watching the end, even with a win.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • JediLeroy Sep 30,2014 9:47 pm || Up

        That’s my stance as well. I’m turning it off now

        az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
        • AV Sep 30,2014 9:54 pm || Up

          i shoulda had your fortitude.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  292. Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 9:42 pm

    I just…

  293. nevermoor Sep 30,2014 9:42 pm

    Softball single.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  294. lenscrafters Sep 30,2014 9:43 pm

    Unreal how this bullpen can’t perform in high leverage situations.

    • grover Sep 30,2014 9:46 pm || Up

      And Gordon coming up.

      Chop single for Colon… not a bad pitch by Otero but no fucking luck.

  295. JediLeroy Sep 30,2014 9:43 pm

    What a FKing perfect microcosm of this season

    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • Kay Temple Kirk Sep 30,2014 9:48 pm || Up

      That means we win it in 13, right?

      \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  296. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 9:44 pm

    I didn’t see the fly, and its a vince inning, so I don’t know what happened, but I assume gomes had no business going for it and should have turned his back to the plate to play it back for a double? am I correct?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 9:45 pm || Up

      You are correct.

    • JediLeroy Sep 30,2014 9:45 pm || Up

      They both went up for it. It was over both gloves. Reddick gets that ball if it’s hit his way

      az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • nevermoor Sep 30,2014 9:45 pm || Up

      Maybe, but given the circumstances I don’t blame him.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 30,2014 9:48 pm || Up

        Agreed, impossible to know if he might have a play, or if Fuld might have a better play. Ball exactly in between them and just out of reach of either. No criticism here.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • dmoas Sep 30,2014 9:46 pm || Up

      Both had a shot at it. Unfortunately both took a shot at it. And both fell to the ground afterward.

    • AV Sep 30,2014 9:48 pm || Up

      nah. he had the better chance, but it was still a few inches above his glove when it bounced off the wall. then collision. a real outfielder probably gets that though. and barring that, cespedes gets the runner at 3rd.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  297. ptbnl Sep 30,2014 9:44 pm

    Remember when Lester got a dozen outs in a row till the umps blew the call?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  298. dmoas Sep 30,2014 9:45 pm

    One run games. Just fucking shit.

  299. lenscrafters Sep 30,2014 9:45 pm

    So we couldn’t use Abad for Hosmer?

  300. bear88 Sep 30,2014 9:47 pm

    They took out Abad after one guy, who he retires on one pitch, in favor of another lefty who hasn’t been pitching out of the bullpen most of the season?

    Why?

    • dmoas Sep 30,2014 9:48 pm || Up

      Hammel. They just suck at determining who’s coming in.

    • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 9:48 pm || Up

      Because it’s Hammel and TBS screwed up.

    • grover Sep 30,2014 9:49 pm || Up

      Because…

      Umm…

      Wait… tis Hammel.

    • lenscrafters Sep 30,2014 9:49 pm || Up

      BoMel only plays the smart match ups when it’s too late.

    • bear88 Sep 30,2014 9:49 pm || Up

      Oh. Hammel. I guess he’s pitching the rest of the game?

      Who else is left in the bullpen?

  301. dmoas Sep 30,2014 9:52 pm

    Just strike the fucker out.

  302. bear88 Sep 30,2014 9:52 pm

    A dropped pitchout. Of course.

  303. lenscrafters Sep 30,2014 9:52 pm

    LOL Norris

  304. doctorK Sep 30,2014 9:52 pm

    CATCH THE FKING BALL

  305. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 9:53 pm

    vince that was a horrible call

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  306. lenscrafters Sep 30,2014 9:53 pm

    Have a great offseason everyone.

  307. nevermoor Sep 30,2014 9:53 pm

    That sucked. Go Royals

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  308. dmoas Sep 30,2014 9:53 pm

    Well that makes sense.

  309. bear88 Sep 30,2014 9:54 pm

    It’s over. Mercifully.

    The A’s didn’t really make the playoffs after all. Let the dismantling begin.

  310. doctorK Sep 30,2014 9:54 pm

    Offseason priorities
    1. MI
    2. A catcher who can FUCKING CATCH A FUCKING BASEBALL

  311. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 9:54 pm

    Derek, you see why you didn’t start the game?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • dmoas Sep 30,2014 9:56 pm || Up

      Shouldn’t have been dicking around with two strikes and two outs. Just strike the fucker out instead.

      • Future Ed Sep 30,2014 9:58 pm || Up

        true, but the other steasl the not blocking balls

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  312. the llama Sep 30,2014 9:55 pm

    Please Hammel don’t hurt ’em.

  313. AV Sep 30,2014 9:55 pm

    glad it’s over. i hate baseball.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  314. Soaker Sep 30,2014 9:55 pm

    I’ll see the few guys who survive the winter at Ho Ho Kam Stadium in early March.

    Treacherous chasms of half-truth and despair. -- Ken Korach
  315. JediLeroy Sep 30,2014 9:55 pm

    I was hoping that by trading for all that pitching, the A’s would actually be able to keep the other team from scoring 9 runs on them.

    Oh well. Happy offseason, everyone.

    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • lenscrafters Sep 30,2014 9:57 pm || Up

      It was a fitting choke to an epic half season of choking. Good riddance to one of the saddest years of A’s baseball.

      • JediLeroy Sep 30,2014 10:06 pm || Up

        Yep. This team has caused me more anxiety this year than everything else. I know it’s melodramatic and all, but this team caused me to consider quitting sports fandom. Why invest all this time, energy, and emotion into rooting for a team that’s not going to win it all? What’s the point?

        I need to just breathe and let this season go.

        az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • bear88 Sep 30,2014 9:58 pm || Up

      Not a good team.

      Not even a real playoff team.

      They avoided the humiliation of not even qualifying for the play-in game, but that’s about all.

      • grover Sep 30,2014 10:01 pm || Up

        I disagree.

        This was a good team. And they won Game 162 to earn their spot in the play-offs.

        And they had freaking Jon Lester pitching a winner-take-all game in the 8th with a 4-run lead.

        • bear88 Sep 30,2014 10:04 pm || Up

          One game on the road isn’t the real playoffs. It’s a tiebreaker. But there’s no point in debating semantics. MLB calls it the playoffs, so you’re right.

          But I can’t say it is a good team. They’ve been bad on an epic scale for two months now. A lot of it is injuries, but the team that limped across the finish line had a terrible record for two months.

          • dmoas Sep 30,2014 10:07 pm || Up

            I agree. It’s a “play in” game not a “play off” game. Semantically, sure it’s the playoffs, but really it’s just another game to face to get into the real deal.

  316. elcroata Sep 30,2014 9:56 pm

    Seven different Royals stole a base. Wow

    Because survival is insufficient
    • AV Sep 30,2014 9:59 pm || Up

      impossible. there are only 4 bases to steal!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • ptbnl Sep 30,2014 9:59 pm || Up

      Soto’s injury was game-changing.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2014 10:01 pm || Up

        Butler knew what he was doing all along!

  317. grover Sep 30,2014 9:58 pm

    In a game where Callaspo actually comes through with a clutch hit… the A’s still find a way to lose.

    • nevermoor Sep 30,2014 10:00 pm || Up

      And Moss sets the all time A’s record for RBIs in a playoff game.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • elcroata Sep 30,2014 10:00 pm || Up

      That about sums it up.

      Because survival is insufficient
  318. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 10:00 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Sep 30,2014 10:10 pm || Up

      catcher? pitcher? who are we talking about?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • doctorK Sep 30,2014 10:13 pm || Up

        yes

        (I’m pretty sure he means catcher. I wish we had had one this game.)

        • grover Sep 30,2014 10:19 pm || Up

          We did. And the gritty KC Royals found a way to knock him out of the game.

          Norris didn’t have a lot of help vs. the running game. KC is fast.

          BUT CATCH THE FUCKING PITCH-OUT YOU GODDAMN COCKSUCKER!!!

  319. James V. Sep 30,2014 10:03 pm

    I’m kind of over pro sports, and if you score 8 runs and play as fucking shitty as they did tonight, you deserve to go home.

  320. Soaker Sep 30,2014 10:03 pm

    Ken sounds like he’s about to break out the F-bombs.

    Treacherous chasms of half-truth and despair. -- Ken Korach
  321. mother pucker Sep 30,2014 10:04 pm

    I cannot think of a more depressing defeat during the Beane era. When you consider what was given up to the Cubs and to some extent the Sox in order to put Oakland in this spot, and to end it like that. I just. No words.

    • grover Sep 30,2014 10:10 pm || Up

      Straily in Game 4… maybe?

      But you’re probably right.

    • ptbnl Sep 30,2014 10:58 pm || Up

      2003 game 3 against the Red Sox and their umps.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • dmoas Sep 30,2014 11:17 pm || Up

        Dude. That series led me to the worst night’s sleep I’ve ever had. I found myself in all four corners of my bed. Woke up to a loud grinding sound. Didn’t realize for a good five minutes that that sound was me grinding my own teeth.

    • bear88 Sep 30,2014 10:58 pm || Up

      This wasn’t the worst game. I can think of more depressing ones, but I’m not in the mood.

      But it was arguably the most depressing season.

      • dmoas Sep 30,2014 11:20 pm || Up

        This was one of our better games in a while. We were in it until the very end. They were just more resilient and pesky. We made them earn their pass into the playoffs and they deserved it, winning despite a “Bob Geren” in the dugout. I hope they go far.

        • nevermoor Oct 1,2014 10:05 am || Up

          Yep. And we lost on the field, not to the umps. Which is more than I was afraid would happen.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • 5Aces Oct 1,2014 10:09 am || Up

            One of the few plays I actually saw on TV was the ball that just went foul off Vogts glove called by Davis. At that point I felt totally confident-if GD wasnt going to ruin it for us, and the Ace on the mound…

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • ptbnl Oct 1,2014 10:33 am || Up

            I’m still blaming them for breaking Lester’s streak with the botched running inside the lines call.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • dmoas Oct 1,2014 10:37 am || Up

              It was correct. By the time the throw was made he was on the dirt and when it hit him he was in the line.

              • nevermoor Oct 2,2014 1:21 am || Up

                Agreed. That would never ever ever be called an out.

                Also, throw to your god damn target, which gave him a several-foot margin of error.

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • ptbnl Oct 2,2014 4:06 am || Up

                  Huh – I only had radio but the KC announcers certainly said it was a blown call, and even had a digression on its being non-reviewable even though everyone could see it on the replay.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • dmoas Oct 2,2014 10:56 am || Up

                  He started well on the grass so I could see how someone could misunderstand the rule and think that, but he got into the path by the time he was half down the line and the ball was ready to be thrown.

                • Soaker Oct 2,2014 11:03 am || Up

                  The other problem with that rule is that the lane is in foul territory but the base is in fair territory. The runner isn’t required to have his entire body within the lane. I think there should be a third stripe in fair territory which couldn’t be crossed.

                  Treacherous chasms of half-truth and despair. -- Ken Korach
                • dmoas Oct 2,2014 11:12 am || Up

                  Well, they have the box there at first to show the lane, so I think that’s good enough.

  322. dmoas Sep 30,2014 10:05 pm

    On the bright side, we don’t have to worry about the fucking Angels eliminating us.

    • JediLeroy Sep 30,2014 10:08 pm || Up

      Or about having Russel in our future. Or Céspedes. Or…

      az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
      • dmoas Sep 30,2014 10:11 pm || Up

        Well, those are now officially shitty trades. I mean, they were unofficially pretty fucking shitty trades. But now this is that nail in the coffin.

        • bear88 Sep 30,2014 10:19 pm || Up

          Lester was acquired to win a game like this. And he got loads of run support. He didn’t win. The A’s were eliminated. The A’s could have kept Cespedes and done little worse. And he would have been trade bait at least.

          The Samardzija/Hammel trade will haunt them even longer. Hammel was crap, and of course Melvin had to bring him into an unfamiliar situation so the stupidity of his acquisition could be hammered into our brains.

          Samardzija pitched well, but you see what he would be like if they resigned him to a long-term deal and he lost velocity in a few years. He would be a stikeout pitcher who gave up too many home runs. But of course, they’re not keeping him. Beane will trade him for whatever he can get.

          But it won’t be what they gave up to get him.

          • nevermoor Sep 30,2014 10:25 pm || Up

            To be fair, Lester didn’t have his command today and still gave us a 7 inning QS. The 8th was pushing our luck, especially with enough quality RP to get 6 outs and a pitcher who gets worse late in games.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • bear88 Sep 30,2014 10:32 pm || Up

              Lester gave up 6 runs in 7 1/3 innings. If you want to let him off the hook for the runs that scored after he left, that’s still four runs. Yeah, the defense was terrible, but Lester doesn’t bother holding runners anyway.

              In a normal A’s game of the past two months, that’s a loss.

              This is a pass/fail test. Lester was a rental. You pay him to win a game like this, especially when he has ample run support.

              • 5Aces Oct 1,2014 8:17 am || Up

                Now that he is gone I feel a little better saying Lester was one step better than Steve DeBerg. His last 2 starts were must wins and he didnt show up. And for the “Ace” that he is supposed to be he did not put the team on his back for even 1 game. Hindsight being 20/20 I would have preferred him at TX and Sonny last night.

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • dmoas Oct 1,2014 8:19 am || Up

                  I was mostly unimpressed by Lester this season with the A’s. He wasn’t bad by any means. Definitely not average either. And he did quite a bit more than what we could have expected from the alternative. But I really did figure he’d show up for this game in a way that he most definitely didn’t.

                • 5Aces Oct 1,2014 8:38 am || Up

                  Totally agree. All we heard was the ultimate competitor, bulldog, etc.

                  And I have heard nothing the past two months but “well you cant expect him to go out and throw a shutout every game”. BULLSHIT. Throw the ball to first base and put the team on your back when they are hurting-thats what an ace does.

                  And it’s funny, why is the world (including me and Billy) seems to forgotten that this ultimate gamer was there for the whole chicken and beer collapse in 2012? I never hear his name when that is brought up.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • dmoas Oct 1,2014 9:21 am || Up

                  Meanwhile, both Gray & Sammy stepped up in a big way when it counted. Even when they didn’t have their shit together, you could still see it. Even Kaz felt like he had more invested in what was going on.

                • 5Aces Oct 1,2014 9:26 am || Up

                  AS much as I trashed Kaz and wanted him off the ALDS roster he was the one guy that would go out and say “someone step the F up”. He may have been misplaced, but someone had to do it.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • Soaker Oct 1,2014 9:27 am || Up

                  Lester conducted himself professionally but I wasn’t surprised that a rental might not be fully “invested”. In the back of his mind there also had to be a thought that the more starts he had this October, the more opportunities he’d have to get hurt right before free agency.

                  Treacherous chasms of half-truth and despair. -- Ken Korach
              • nevermoor Oct 1,2014 10:05 am || Up

                What I mean is: he should have been taken out after seven. Gregerson/Doolittle don’t blow that lead.

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Glorious Mundy Oct 1,2014 10:14 am || Up

                  This. That was an epic screw up.

                • dmoas Oct 1,2014 10:37 am || Up

                  Yep. Hell, I wouldn’t necessarily go Gregerson for a full inning either. I’d be prepared to mix and match that shit. You just need 6 fucking outs.

                • 5Aces Oct 1,2014 10:39 am || Up

                  I still dont necessarily agree you pull Lester He had been cruising.

                  But yes, if you do go to the pen hell use 6 pitchers to get the 6 outs for all I care.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • dmoas Oct 1,2014 12:09 pm || Up

                  I don’t mind him facing the first batter, but I would have had a VERY quick hook. Batter gets on, he gone.

                • Future Ed Oct 1,2014 3:59 pm || Up

                  I agree. I wouldn’t care if he wsa pulled or not, but that wasn’t a managerial fuck up, like not getting lowrie the fuck out of the game in the 8th or evern the 9th

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • dmoas Oct 1,2014 4:36 pm || Up

                  Well, the fuck up was letting him face way too many hitters in that inning. One or two, fine. But it was pretty clear things weren’t going well. Earlier in the game, fine, let him work it out. But there’s no sense in letting a guy work it out in the 8th.

                • Future Ed Oct 1,2014 7:35 pm || Up

                  I agree with this also

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • James V. Sep 30,2014 10:13 pm || Up

      That’s okay. I didn’t really want to see the Angels stomp the A’s in the ALDS anyway.

      • grover Sep 30,2014 10:32 pm || Up

        I would have liked to see an A’s/Angels series. I still think Oakland had the talent to beat the Halos in a 5 game series.

        Although admittedly, I’m not sure whom would have been the #2 catcher!

  323. bear88 Sep 30,2014 10:12 pm

    I’m angry and frustrated, but kind of relieved. This really hasn’t been enjoyable, and chewed up an awful lot of time.

    It’s been nice to share the pain with you folks, though.

    • doctorK Sep 30,2014 10:13 pm || Up

      ditto to all this

    • JediLeroy Sep 30,2014 10:14 pm || Up

      And Dunn didn’t even get to bat. Booooo.

      az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
      • nevermoor Sep 30,2014 10:17 pm || Up

        That’s the staggering thing. Hope he says some entertaining things.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  324. oblique Sep 30,2014 10:16 pm

    My fandom is tired and it needs a nap.

  325. doctorK Sep 30,2014 10:18 pm

    The worst thing is that sick feeling I have in the pit of my stomach that the Gnats are going to have one of their improbable runs and win it all, AGAIN.

    • James V. Sep 30,2014 10:22 pm || Up

      And then there won’t be any A’s fans left.

      • doctorK Sep 30,2014 10:25 pm || Up

        After the late-season collapse and tonight’s epic fail job, I’d be surprised that any would be left next spring.

        • James V. Sep 30,2014 10:29 pm || Up

          To be honest, I’m questioning why I even bother following pro sports any more right now. The ratio of disappointment to joy is skewed too far to the left for the vast majority of fans.

          • 5Aces Oct 1,2014 8:20 am || Up

            This. Especially given the teams I support. The worst part is doing the math:
            -Raiders: yeah
            -Fresno State: At best next couple of years will be a nice bid to an outback bowl
            -Basketball, hockey, soccer: dont care enough. Almost thinking of getting a team just to bandwagon

            And us. The window is probably closed. So 2-3 yr repeat of 2008-2011, then maybe we come back up and get to have this all over again.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  326. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 10:19 pm

    I think an overlooked problem was melvin. Did a good job with the line up in the last week or so, but really bombed it for most of august and september. Managed poorly today. not as poorly as Yost, but lowrie playing every inning, and not doing situational match ups in the 12th.

    Still rather have him than any other manager. don’t want to eeyore.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • nevermoor Sep 30,2014 10:25 pm || Up

      AND NO DUNN

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Soaker Sep 30,2014 10:26 pm || Up

      As the reports come out of the coroner’s office in the next couple days it will be interesting to see how often his name is mentioned.

      Treacherous chasms of half-truth and despair. -- Ken Korach
      • 5Aces Oct 1,2014 8:25 am || Up

        Agreed. Supposedly his greatest assest is working with the team and getting players to understand role and doing the right thing. Over the last 2 months it never felt like that happened. Other than the “talk” in anaheim did he do anything to right the ship other than say we are trying? I dont really believe that blowing up someone in the papers or having a tirade helps, but at some point we needed to try something different.

        And to echo Ed on SS. When so much of the story was “use the whole roster, platoon to strengths, etc” and then leaving Lowrie in the field late innings is a fail plain and simple. Also does having Anderson catch in some mop up duty help Norris feel better and play better? Maybe not, but it sure didnt make Anderson more valuable to us going forward.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  327. JediLeroy Sep 30,2014 10:19 pm

    Please tell me that I won’t ever have to see Nick Punto in an A’s uniform ever again.

    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
  328. bear88 Sep 30,2014 10:24 pm

    The Royals’ speed makes them a unique challenge, and I know he’s been banged up. But it feels like Norris was exposed tonight. His multiple failures make me question his ability to be anything more than a platoon catcher who would need to be replaced for defense.

    That’s one of the many depressing things about this game. Norris was one of the guys I thought could be a building block for the future. It’s hard to imagine that now.

    • grover Sep 30,2014 10:42 pm || Up

      I think Norris as a platoon Catcher is an ideal fit. The problem is finding his platoon partner.

      Norris was exposed but his pitchers didn’t help matters.

      And of course… catch the damn ball!

  329. AV Sep 30,2014 10:30 pm

    guys. you don’t get it. NO MORE VINCE OR RAY FOR SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 6 MONTHS AND A LIFETIME!!!!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  330. nowBodhi Sep 30,2014 10:30 pm

    Still, one of the greatest playoff games of all time. Too bad the A’s have lost like 5 of those since Beane took over. Soto having his thumb torn up was the determining factor. The Royals are awesome, I love how they play and force the action. If they had a slugger/feared type in the middle I’d say they’d win it all, but still.

    I guess if I had to sum up this season and this game that was so indicative of the year as a whole, I’d say Be It Ever Thus. I had fundamentally disengaged from the emotional investment, and vowed to remain that way as long as this group owns the team, that last morning in July, knowing just what would happen, cuz that’s what always happens. I heard the words “small market” and that was it for me right there, I’m afraid… so I feel able to see this all with a sober, dry eye having cried my tears back then.

    Tears shed not that Cespedes was dealt, but that the impetus for dealing him (whilst committing the obvious sin of not pursuing/getting Dunn right away to fill the intimidation void and as MikeV so adamantly insisted, middle infield help from the right or switch hitting side to relengthen the lineup vs LHP) was the same old poverty pleading, where they almost use the sort of dimestore, hobo chic mystique of “Moneyball” to shield themselves from real accountability for the excuses they make and the propaganda they spin about it all… well that was, in this most extraordinary season where at last the trophy was there for their taking, it for me on a certain intrinsic, essential level. From that day on, once the injury bug took over (tonight being a microcosm of that), I’m afraid I only got more sure the thing was cooked. Again, sad, but not shocking at all given what I was certain would transpire that morning at the end of July.

    In a way, I am just glad it’s over and the players, their bodies undoubtedly aching along with their souls, can finally lay it down and rest and heal… Moss and now Soto especially. Congratulations to a marvelous KC team and I guess that’s all I have to say… it seems with this thing it’s always the same destination no matter the journey, under this regime. Be it ever thus.

    Best wishes to all my friends here and I again apologize for my earlier snapping at people about how I see the bigger picture of it all. Have a marvelous winter and stay safe.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • bear88 Sep 30,2014 10:40 pm || Up

      You too.

      It tends to always stay the same. And sports tends to end in disappointing fashion for all but one team in the end anyway.

      • Kay Temple Kirk Oct 1,2014 7:15 am || Up

        This is a major flaw of sports. We need either multiple championships, or a team that everybody roots for and gets the best draft picks every year, like the V-9 era Tokyo Giants.

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
        • AV Oct 1,2014 8:53 am || Up

          the major flaw in sports is that it’s not music.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  331. grover Sep 30,2014 10:30 pm

    I have vented over Norris’ inability to catch a freaking pitch-out. My gallows humor reminds me that if he had caught the ball there was still a chance he throws it into CF!

    I don’t blame him for the loss.

    Jon Lester, certified Ace, can’t hold a 4 run lead in the 8th. Gregerson, the designated set-up man, couldn’t bail Lester out. Doolittle couldn’t close the 9th. Otero needed to keep the ball down against Hosmer. Hammel didn’t make a bad pitch but the Gods of BABIP have been against Oakland for a while now.

    Another 1-run loss. The A’s made it a habit in 2014.

    I hope they break the habit next year.

    • bear88 Sep 30,2014 10:38 pm || Up

      There’s plenty of blame, and bad luck, to go around.

      If you had told me the A’s would score 7 runs (in 9 innings), Lester pitched into the 8th, Gregerson finished it off, and Doolittle pitched the 9th, I would have felt pretty good about the A’s chances.

      But aside from the team’s failings, injuries and mistakes, the A’s stopped having anything but bad luck a while ago.

      • grover Sep 30,2014 10:50 pm || Up

        I don’t know what it is anymore. Even the Perez single was just out of reach.

        Meh.

        G’nite.

    • Future Ed Sep 30,2014 10:41 pm || Up

      good point on norris and the throw. But I think he is a below average catcher turned bad by over work this season.

      I weep at the thought that if jaso could make it through an entire season, we would have 2 world series teams. Failing that, Vogt this year. If he can catch, this game is no doubt won.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • grover Sep 30,2014 10:52 pm || Up

        Jaso wouldn’t have done better vs. the KC running game. And the idea of him making it through a season healthy is as whimsical as believing in non-Ellis unicorns.

        G’nite.

        • Future Ed Oct 1,2014 4:04 pm || Up

          Oh, for sure he is a worse catcher, but he would have been on base and would have been pulled for soto late in the game

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Oct 1,2014 8:29 am || Up

        Vogt is the one that kills me. If the roles had been reversed, I think norris could become a not totally incompetent C/1B/LF/DH and Vogt the workhorse. Even when they were all healthy I thought it was a bad play to have Vogt catch less because he is clearly the best of the original Catcher Voltron.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • dmoas Oct 1,2014 8:35 am || Up

          He couldn’t catch. He was hurt.

          • 5Aces Oct 1,2014 8:41 am || Up

            Even when they were all healthy

            I am aware he has been hurt. I follow the team and everything. I even hang out on a website that talks specifically about the A’s. Well that and braiding back and sack hair.

            But it still does hurt me that he was the one to get hurt in a way that he could still play, just not catch (which was what made him even better..).

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • dmoas Oct 1,2014 9:22 am || Up

              Do you honestly expect me to read?

              • 5Aces Oct 1,2014 9:28 am || Up

                No. And sorry. Probably not a surprise but I’m a bit snappy today.

                Last night I was losing it. Lil Miss Aces came in and tried to cheer me up. At one point I looked away and said “I dont know if I can do this anymore”.

                all of a sudden she started bawling. I freaked out and immediately stopped the pity party. she looked at me and said ‘I DONT WANT TO BE ADOPTED!”

                She had decided I meant that I either wanted to kill myself or stop being a parent. so at least this morning im doing better than that.

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  332. doctorK Sep 30,2014 10:40 pm

    Time to go to bed – and not sleep.

    • critter Sep 30,2014 10:48 pm || Up

      Don’t see Post, just reply. Anyway, I wish I hadn’t posted when I did. Hope no one blames me.
      I feel ill enough.

      • Future Ed Sep 30,2014 10:51 pm || Up

        its not you. that’s crazy talk.

        stop by more

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • critter Sep 30,2014 10:59 pm || Up

          Thanks, hun. Hope others feel the same. I’m already horribly depressed (about the game, the season, the A’s).

        • critter Sep 30,2014 11:04 pm || Up

          @susanslusser
          Dunn, still in uniform at 1 am, says he still plans to retire

  333. Future Ed Sep 30,2014 10:47 pm

    [checks bank balance]

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • critter Sep 30,2014 10:50 pm || Up

      Okay, how much do I owe you?

      • Future Ed Oct 1,2014 5:39 am || Up

        the A’s owe me a few hundred bucks

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • nevermoor Oct 1,2014 10:09 am || Up

          That’s the only silver lining. And it fucking sucks.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  334. mother pucker Sep 30,2014 11:44 pm

    On a total side side note, LoneStarBall is uh infinitely? more pathetic than HH has ever been.

  335. Englishmajor Sep 30,2014 11:44 pm

    I’m exhausted. I don’t even know how I managed to drive back home.

    • Englishmajor Sep 30,2014 11:48 pm || Up

      And FK the Royals from here on out. All those bullshit calls for time when Lester was ready to throw, and that douchebag vacuum cleaner guy acting like he’d won the World Series when he scored. I’m not rooting for the Slegna, either, so I’m just going to hope for Baltimore vs Washington.

      • Future Ed Oct 1,2014 5:40 am || Up

        I am really annoyed with oriole fans.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Oct 1,2014 8:31 am || Up

        I’m hoping for 2 things:

        -a short winter
        -a glorious 2015

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • doctorK Oct 1,2014 9:28 am || Up

        Maybe with Ebola now in the US, they’ll have to shut down all travel around the time the WS starts, so there won’t be one this year.

        I would also love a meteor strike on Disneyland tomorrow night around 7:00pm. And a very very localized earthquake right under Warrantless-Wiretap Park, so even if the Gnats advance, they won’t have anywhere to play.

  336. dmoas Sep 30,2014 11:58 pm

    So in the future, I don’t think we’ll ever trust a hot first half any more than we’ll trust a hot second half.

  337. Future Ed Oct 1,2014 5:58 am

    let’s see, [freechutney.net]

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • colin Oct 2,2014 6:06 am || Up

      When does cricket season start???

      • AV Oct 2,2014 10:04 am || Up

        if you’re not watching kings xi punjab against chennai super kings right now, what are you doing?

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  338. Jennifer Oct 1,2014 6:53 am

    Well, that was sad.

  339. grover Oct 1,2014 7:31 am

    I’m still trying to understand how the fuck last night happened and why the Baseball Gods hate Oakland so. I’m not making light of anyone’s hurt but…

    The positive side (for me) is this:

    Now I won’t be distracted by post-season baseball as my October 11th wedding date approaches! My fiancee’ will appreciate this very much.

    Priorities, you know.

    One last thing about the Oakland A’s before I go: I don’t know if Beane is going to blow up the team and do a re-build; he could. Hell, maybe he should.

    But he doesn’t have to. And anyone who says Oakland’s window has closed is wrong.

    • dmoas Oct 1,2014 7:58 am || Up

      I’m mentally fan exhausted with this team. I know they could compete next year. The core is still there and with the right pieces. But I almost wish they’d spend a couple of years losing 100 games where I don’t give a shit for a while.

      • bear88 Oct 1,2014 10:10 am || Up

        Congratulations on your wedding! A good woman trumps baseball every time.

        • dmoas Oct 1,2014 10:46 am || Up

          Holy shit. I’m getting married???!!!!! Ooooh. I hope it’s to someone good!

          • Jennifer Oct 1,2014 7:23 pm || Up

            Me. Surprise!

            • dmoas Oct 2,2014 10:57 am || Up

              Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I’m going to have to find a dress to wear and when’s the date… oh man oh man oh man. Tons to do and so little time.

              • 5Aces Oct 2,2014 12:28 pm || Up

                Do you need something blew?

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • grover Oct 1,2014 3:06 pm || Up

          Thanks.

          (Im assuming your comment was meant for me… cause dmoas seems surprised.)

        • bear88 Oct 1,2014 10:04 pm || Up

          Reply fail. Enjoy the honeymoon.

    • AV Oct 1,2014 8:18 am || Up

      my sister’s getting married on october 10. deep in the real heart of angels territory (riveside county). i was not looking forward to that. now i don’t care. though KC could do me the favor of making sure the groom and buddies don’t care either.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • James V. Oct 1,2014 8:24 am || Up

      Congrats and good luck.

    • 5Aces Oct 1,2014 8:34 am || Up

      While I hate you not being around, can I say how wonderful it is that you found some one and seem to be in a really good place? I don’t know if I will ever be there again-cant see getting remarried, etc. But if I do, I hope I sound as happy as you have seemed the last few times you have popped up to comment.

      And of course, if you find some free time on your honeymoon-I would love to hear a quick and dirty plan you think is needed. I know you dont have the time you used to, but your guesses are way better to read than most others hard work.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • AV Oct 1,2014 8:50 am || Up

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • 5Aces Oct 1,2014 9:11 pm || Up

          I dont think I’ve ever mentioned this, but since work blocks all youtube and a bunch of pics, one of my favorite things is going back to a post late at night and see what stuff you folks were leaving during the day that I had to guess about.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • grover Oct 1,2014 3:09 pm || Up

        Vignette seems to have started the ball rolling.

    • Future Ed Oct 1,2014 4:07 pm || Up

      rosterbaiting soothes all

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • colin Oct 2,2014 6:07 am || Up

      Congratulations!

  340. James V. Oct 1,2014 8:29 am

    An interesting perspective on three decades of no playoffs vs. numerous cases of getting there and failing to win the decisive do-or-die game:

    http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/97182146/oakland-as-kansas-city-royals-wild-card-losers-long-suffering-fans

  341. MikeV Oct 1,2014 8:50 am

    straight up mothefucking choke artists.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • dmoas Oct 1,2014 9:23 am || Up

      I don’t disagree on the whole, but I don’t view what happened last night as a choke. Mistakes were made by a number of people, but not in a routine, easy to get done manner, and those fucking Royals were just in it.

      • MikeV Oct 1,2014 9:36 am || Up

        Sorry, but it was a chokejob. You couldn’t have asked to start the game any better with a 2-0 lead before OMFG THE AWESOME PLAYOFF PITCHER LESTER 3-0 WORLD SERIES RECORD RABBLE RABBLE even took the damn mound.

        Blowing three separate leads in a win or go home game is choking. Now sure how else you can put it, regardless of the way it happened. They were in position to win and choked. Lester wasn’t anything special, Doolittle blew a save, blah blah.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • Glorious Mundy Oct 1,2014 10:18 am || Up

          Lester was good. He shouldn’t have been allowed to go out for the eighth.

          • MikeV Oct 1,2014 1:55 pm || Up

            How many runs did he give up?

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • Glorious Mundy Oct 1,2014 1:58 pm || Up

              Few enough in the first seven innings.

              • MikeV Oct 1,2014 2:04 pm || Up

                Too bad he didn’t only pitch 7.

                This was 100% the reason Lester was acquired. He ran out of gas and ended up being charged with 6 ER. Not good enough.

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

                • Glorious Mundy Oct 1,2014 2:05 pm || Up

                  Right, that’s why I’m putting most of the blame on Melvin for not taking him out.

  342. 5Aces Oct 1,2014 8:55 am

    I actually missed a lot of the game. We had an appt with the eldest Ace’s school counselor to talk colleges, etc at the start so I came in mid innings. And from there I let my superstitions take over. Sure sign you are too invested in your teams. A part of me thinks it my fault for checking text messages after I said I was going to stay offline for the game. (I didnt think he would text me and talk Baseball…)

    I’m not reading any of this thread for the time the game was going on. What little I saw and heard was painful enough. Maybe someday, but I doubt it.

    What I’ve seen postmortem is pretty all spot on. Maybe it was mentioned during the game but the only thing I would add is Lowrie swinging at the first pitch with a pitcher who can’t find the plate with On-Star just totally encapsulates his season. I kmnow we have no MI options, but I would prefer SA and GG at this point. I’m tired of the 2014 always ready to make a bad play in the field or do the wrong thing at the plate with 2 on Jed.

    So what now. As of 8:48 PT today I feel like the window is closing enough that Billy will now force it shut. I hope I’m wrong, but like DMOAS said above, a part of me might almost like a 74-88 team that I dont have to die with on every pitch. But I would prefer finding 1-2 more pieces and finish writing this movie script. I know this, I dont want this to be the last I see of Moss, Coco, JD, and Schlong. But in a way it is regardless. This is over. Things like IBISV, JJ=LD, rally possum, Reddicking are now in the closet of memories along with the forearm bash and the Bernie Lean.

    And now the worry. Every year 1-2 folks disappear, and it ususally starts around now. In the winter we will have a chippy fight over something and someone will get ticked. We’ve said it a million times but we are a tiny and closed group. We arent going to go to yahoo and recruit people. I hope we stay strong this offseason.

    Sorry this is sappy, but I have to get it out and this is the only place that gets it. I love you guys/girls and you have made following this team better than it ever had been before. If you need a break take it, but come back. I will try and post more in the offseason to keep things going and you should too.

    Be ready-only about 150 days until pitchers and catchers report.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  343. vignette17 Oct 1,2014 9:11 am

    I honestly thought the A’s were going to win at two separate times:

    1) Up 7-3 in the 8th with Lester having retired 13 straight.
    2) Bottom 12 up by 1. I honestly thought we’d sneak by at that point.

    My goats go like this:

    1) Lester. You get 7 runs of support, you win. No god damn excuses. Did you fucking see Sonny 2 days ago?
    2) Norris. You better get healthy and learn to throw out runners because you’ve got less than a half season at C left otherwise. Also, not mentioned much, but huge WP/PB allowed a run to score. Tough play, sure. But that was huge.
    3) Lowrie. There were quite a few not quite errors that allowed runners on. Those became practically triples. Good bunt, though.
    4) Melvin. I actually found almost every one of his moves defensible. Except why did Punto hit instead of Dunn? That’s who I feel worst about. Get the big guy one damn AB. Instead. Punto?!?!? Also, Callaspo, but when Reddick was at 3rd 1 out, I was glad about that decision.

    • dmoas Oct 1,2014 9:26 am || Up

      I didn’t like the Gomes for Coco move. Burns should have been out there. Had his spot come up in the line up later and you still had Dunn avaiable or even Gomes *then*, go for it. I know he was there primarily for pinch running, but that late in the game where I single run wins it, you’ve got to go defense first. But man did that Gentry concussion hurt us there. Gentry in left catches that ball without colliding with Fuld. And if he misses, Fuld holds it to a double.

    • dmoas Oct 1,2014 9:27 am || Up

      Bases loaded against Holland and two outs he should have hit Dunn for Lowrie.

      • 5Aces Oct 1,2014 10:05 am || Up

        Either that or tell Lowrie who spends 60% of his time watching strike 3 go by and giving a dirty look to not swing at the first fucking pitch he sees.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Soaker Oct 1,2014 9:30 am || Up

      I’m waiting to see if the other shoe drops re Lowrie, meaning what injury was he dealing with most of the season besides the finger problem.

      Treacherous chasms of half-truth and despair. -- Ken Korach
    • Dial C for Concupiscence Oct 1,2014 9:41 am || Up

      Dunn really should have hit at least once. And yeah, Lester didn’t pitch a particularly good game. It wasn’t even a matter of a condensed few baserunners and a home run. He let runs in multiple innings and couldn’t hold the lead

    • lenscrafters Oct 1,2014 9:52 am || Up

      Not putting in Abad for Hosmer was inexplicable to me. Your Proven Closer was already out, you have an excellent LOOGY remaining, the guy you have on the mound had already given you one inning, and it’s a freaking do or die game. There’s no reason not to play the best possible matchups in that situation. There’s no reason to try to coax two innings out of Otero when you’re trying to close the fking game and you have plenty of pitchers still available given the expanded staff.

      Hosmer is a lot better hitter than Christian Colon and more importantly, he can tie the game with one swing. And he almost did. Plus, after Colon, Gordon was on deck. So setting up Abad for Hosmer, Colon, and Gordon makes a ton more sense than leaving Otero in against Hosmer so he can face Colon.

      Otero v L this year: .283/.329/.370
      Abad v L: .191/.280/.247
      Abad v R: .162/.217/.257

      At one point the A’s had a >98% chance of winning this game according to the winexp graph. 98 fucking percent.

      • Glorious Mundy Oct 1,2014 10:21 am || Up

        Yes. That was insane. INSANE. I mean, what the fuck. And he still had three pitchers left in the pen after Abad, so it’s not like he couldn’t match up for fear of running out of arms in the event it went 21 innings.

      • vignette17 Oct 1,2014 10:36 am || Up

        Well when you put it like that…

        Absolutely they should have gone Abad at that point. I was too focused on rooting for an out to notice at the time. Thankfully, it’s not my job to make that call.

      • grover Oct 1,2014 3:09 pm || Up

        Good point.

        • nevermoor Oct 2,2014 1:23 am || Up

          Agreed. This is not one I saw in real time, but I’m persuaded.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • colin Oct 2,2014 6:12 am || Up

        Wait, are you talking about Hosmer in the 12th? They had already used Abad at that point (for just one FKing pitch!!).

        • James V. Oct 2,2014 8:20 am || Up

          Hosmer tripled, then Colon had the chopper that plated him. Abad was brought in for Otero at that point, Gordon fouled out, then he was removed for Hammel against Perez.

          • colin Oct 2,2014 11:13 am || Up

            Oh right. For some reason, I was thinking that Abad’s one batter came earlier than the 12th inning.

      • vignette17 Oct 2,2014 8:44 am || Up

        • dmoas Oct 2,2014 10:59 am || Up

          Mistakes were made. By pretty much everyone. Seriously, just hard to pin it on one person. It’s really amazing actually. They truly lost as a team. Except Moss. He was fucking awesome.

          • 5Aces Oct 2,2014 12:29 pm || Up

            And I bet he was the biggest question we all had going in.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Dial C for Concupiscence Oct 2,2014 12:36 pm || Up

            Reddick and Abad did their jobs as well. And, shockingly enough, Callaspo

  344. Englishmajor Oct 1,2014 10:30 am

    The title of this thread reminded me of how much I wanted to have this float in our World Series parade, after years and years of “Over? Nothing is over until we say it is!”

    • AV Oct 1,2014 10:55 am || Up

      you’ll have to come back later. i’m doing the dishes.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • doctorK Oct 1,2014 11:06 am || Up

      We fucked up. We trusted them.

  345. dmoas Oct 1,2014 12:14 pm

    I think the take away here is that every weakness we had got exposed. There were failures all over the field, defense, offense, pitching, managing. This is one of those games where I don’t think you can truly look back and say it was “X’s” fault. This isn’t a Giambi game, or a Byrnes game, or a Tejada game, or whomever game. It was just a team failure. And they had, as a team, opportunities work past them, every last one of them, but the next guy failed after them as well.

    • 5Aces Oct 1,2014 12:26 pm || Up

      Which is the perfect symbol of this year isnt it. More than any other A’s team I recently remember, this group seemed perfectly suited to always have someone there to let the team down.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  346. doctorK Nov 21,2014 2:24 pm

    Well, it took two months longer than we hoped for, but Oakland finally did beat KC.

    • 5Aces Nov 21,2014 2:47 pm || Up

      Told a couple of friends that-as much as I dont want 0-16, I would have made the trade if given the option.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty

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