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Game 124: Oh Atlanta, got to win one from you 281

It would be a nice little feat for the A’s to fly back across the country in sole possession of first place. It’s up to Jon Lester to deliver all two wins on this rather unpleasant road trip. He’s opposed by LHP Mike Minor, who’s been hit pretty hard this year.

Crisp CF, Gomes LF, Donaldson 3B, Norris C, Moss RF, Freiman 1B, Callaspo 2B, Parrino SS, Lester P.

281 thoughts on “Game 124: Oh Atlanta, got to win one from you

  1. Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2014 4:37 pm

    Inb4 all of the “Minor Threat” jokes from the punkheads.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2014 5:47 pm || Up

      My DC contemporaries. Never saw them but saw a shit ton of their musical descendents in the mid-80s.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. AV Aug 17,2014 5:06 pm

    let’s go oakland.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  3. Soaker Aug 17,2014 5:08 pm

    Kruk may be vacuous and annoying at times, but Dave O’Brien certainly knows a lot more about Jon Lester than we do.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  4. James V. Aug 17,2014 5:08 pm

    I’m excited that ESPN is showing tonight’s game, so people who have never seen Jon Lester pitch before will get the chance to.

  5. Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2014 5:10 pm

    Oh god. I don’t know if I can take 3+ hours of Kruk.

  6. James V. Aug 17,2014 5:10 pm

    Leadoff double. As Coco goes, so go the A’s.

  7. Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2014 5:12 pm

    Pretty small crowd.

  8. lenscrafters Aug 17,2014 5:12 pm

    Shut the fuck up Kruk you stupid piece of shit.

    • Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2014 5:16 pm || Up

      Him getting this gig is inexplicable.

      • Soaker Aug 17,2014 5:17 pm || Up

        Well, it was supposed to be him and Curt Schilling (!) in a three-man booth, but Schilling’s cancer issues knocked him out for the season.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2014 5:18 pm || Up

          Schilling is an ass, but he’s a reasonably smart and well-spoken ass. Kruk is dumb and inarticulate.

  9. James V. Aug 17,2014 5:13 pm

    Odd that ESPN is using the more traditional CF camera spot compared to the last couple nights, which was a great angle.

  10. dmoas Aug 17,2014 5:15 pm

    Kruk has now called Josh Donaldson “Josh Johnson” and “John Donaldson.”

    • Soaker Aug 17,2014 5:16 pm || Up

      Do you think he knows ANYTHING about anyone in the A’s lineup other than Crisp, Gomes and Lester? Lots of generic comments coming.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 17,2014 9:39 pm || Up

        I’m sure he knows about Dale Barton.

  11. James V. Aug 17,2014 5:20 pm

    Coco sets the table, then nobody advances him.

    • Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2014 5:22 pm || Up

      I’m not sure what Gomes is doing batting second.

      • James V. Aug 17,2014 5:25 pm || Up

        Bothering John Kruk by not hitting the other way, I hear.

        • lenscrafters Aug 17,2014 5:30 pm || Up

          Which is hilarious because he did hit the ball the other way that time.

          • Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2014 5:31 pm || Up

            I think his point was that he popped up because he was trying to hit the ball the other way. On which I call bullshit.

      • Soaker Aug 17,2014 5:26 pm || Up

        Moss shouldn’t be hitting fifth either, but the lack of DH has domino effects.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • dmoas Aug 17,2014 5:29 pm || Up

          I disagree. Moss should be hitting. I think the problem is he’s not. (Yes, I know what you mean).

  12. James V. Aug 17,2014 5:25 pm

    Wow, what a play by Gomes in the corner.

  13. Thunderbutt Aug 17,2014 5:28 pm

    Those three boys mechanically waving their limp foam tomahawks around feebly is unsettling.

    There is always a score.
  14. Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2014 5:32 pm

    Can man live off “want” alone, Fredi?

  15. andeux Aug 17,2014 5:32 pm

    Thank you Mr. Minor.

    TINSTAAFK
  16. Soaker Aug 17,2014 5:33 pm

    Boy that was a blast. Of course the pitch was Hammelesque.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  17. James V. Aug 17,2014 5:33 pm

    Well, you leave that pitch there and Freiman will make you pay. That was a blast.

  18. 5Aces Aug 17,2014 5:35 pm

    Hammel didnt even do the HR tunnel right.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  19. Thunderbutt Aug 17,2014 5:39 pm

    Big shout-out to Rosie. Thank you man! We still love you.

    I do anyway.

    There is always a score.
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2014 5:40 pm || Up

      I’m a fan too. He seems like the nicest guy.

  20. Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2014 5:40 pm

    OK, Jon. You got your run.

  21. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2014 5:42 pm

    Lester has the most career ABs without a hit of any active big leaguer, the knowledgeable ESPN crew informs us.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  22. Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2014 5:43 pm

    You can say it Kruk. You like Upton’s ass.

  23. lenscrafters Aug 17,2014 5:46 pm

    Just the way things have been going.

    • Thunderbutt Aug 17,2014 5:50 pm || Up

      That awesome defensive play deserved to be a 2-base error.

      There is always a score.
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2014 5:50 pm || Up

      That ball could not have trickled out of play more slowly. Am I wrong to think that Norris should have gotten there?

  24. Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2014 6:00 pm

    Samardzija’s pullover getting some national TV exposure.

    • Soaker Aug 17,2014 6:02 pm || Up

      Naturally Lester picks that inning for 7 pitches and out.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2014 6:09 pm || Up

      I like how he set up a fan to give him wind-blown hair action for the interview.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  25. James V. Aug 17,2014 6:07 pm

  26. Jennifer Aug 17,2014 6:12 pm

    FUCK YOU

  27. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2014 6:16 pm

    Damnit.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  28. lenscrafters Aug 17,2014 6:16 pm

    We suck.

  29. mikeA Aug 17,2014 6:16 pm

    Not a bad pitch at all.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2014 6:18 pm || Up

      Dang, no kidding, not even a strike probably.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  30. James V. Aug 17,2014 6:16 pm

    The fact the A’s have only one run against Minor in four innings is not a good one.

  31. 5Aces Aug 17,2014 6:18 pm

    Did it feel this bad back in ’11 and before? Because this sucks donkey.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  32. dmoas Aug 17,2014 6:20 pm

    Ew, Cubs rubbed off on all of our players. TAKE A SHOWER!

  33. doctorK Aug 17,2014 6:22 pm

    This last week has been so hard to watch.

  34. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2014 6:24 pm

    The A’s better get their Little Feat moving.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  35. bear88 Aug 17,2014 6:24 pm

    Once again, Lester’s results will likely be pedestrian. He’s 3-0, but he has needed to count on the A’s offense except for the Twins game.

  36. doctorK Aug 17,2014 6:27 pm

    With scoring calls like that, no wonder that guy is a perennial gold-glover.

  37. Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2014 6:29 pm

    How many times are we going to hype Jason Heyward tonight?

    • 5Aces Aug 17,2014 6:32 pm || Up

      Hey now. Ive found out great things tonight. Did you know that Heyward runs to the area the ball is hit to? Most OFs dont do stuff like that.

      (joke is only funny if you try and forget about Byrnes)

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2014 6:35 pm || Up

        Also he really, really wants to catch the ball. Like, all the time. He never wants to not catch it.

  38. 5Aces Aug 17,2014 6:34 pm

    2nd time in 3 weeks I went and got lunch forgetting I was going to make the exact same thing for dinner. What to eat…

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  39. Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2014 6:38 pm

    So when ESPN does those cool shots of the home city next week when heading to commercial, how many of them are going to be of San Francisco?

    • doctorK Aug 17,2014 6:41 pm || Up

      One thing I really like about the NFL is that they always show aerial shots of Oakland during Raiders games.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2014 7:02 pm || Up

        Raiders management actually complained to CBS some years ago to get them to use Oakland-specific aerial shots.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • doctorK Aug 17,2014 6:50 pm || Up

      OH COME ON SWING THE FKING BATS ALREADY.

      • doctorK Aug 17,2014 6:52 pm || Up

        This is not a reply-fail. Well, ok, it is, but I swear I was posting at the bottom of the thread.

  40. Thunderbutt Aug 17,2014 6:39 pm

    We may have the best record in baseball, but it’s a hollow best record in baseball.

    There is always a score.
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 17,2014 9:43 pm || Up

      We don’t have the best record in baseball, but our record is in no way hollow.

  41. Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2014 6:43 pm

    Nice read, Freeman.

  42. lenscrafters Aug 17,2014 6:49 pm

    pAthetic.

  43. James V. Aug 17,2014 6:51 pm

    Naturally the A’s make Mike Minor look like his 2013 self instead of his 2014 self.

  44. bear88 Aug 17,2014 6:55 pm

    Kruk’s approach seems to be to praise the Braves’ pitcher, even when the pitch isn’t a strike, instead of pointing out that the A’s cannot hit at all right now. It’s polite.

    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 17,2014 9:44 pm || Up

      Politeness and stupidity: Where does one end and the other begin?

  45. Thunderbutt Aug 17,2014 6:55 pm

    In our line-up, Smoke bats third and Mirrors bats cleanup.

    There is always a score.
  46. Thunderbutt Aug 17,2014 6:58 pm

    If this team had the decency to be in last place like they deserve to be, we all wouldn’t be so miserable.

    There is always a score.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2014 7:03 pm || Up

      Heh heh

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  47. vignette17 Aug 17,2014 6:59 pm

    Man, watching the 34-0 Broncos killing of the 9ers in a preseason game would have been more entertaining than this. Even if you knew the final score. And I hate preseason football.

  48. Thunderbutt Aug 17,2014 7:00 pm

    Lester wouldn’t have given up that HR if we hadn’t traded away Cespedes.

    There is always a score.
  49. Thunderbutt Aug 17,2014 7:04 pm

    No wonder ESPN Sunday Night Baseball hasn’t featured the A’s since 2006. Can you blame them?

    There is always a score.
  50. Future Ed Aug 17,2014 7:06 pm

    well then

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  51. James V. Aug 17,2014 7:06 pm

    Braves 3, Freiman 2.

  52. doctorK Aug 17,2014 7:07 pm

    Is Big Nate playing in fear of being sent down? If so, threaten everybody.

  53. Soaker Aug 17,2014 7:07 pm

    Thank you Mr. Minor…
    Thank you Mr. Minor…

    (they sing that line three times in the song…hint hint A’s)

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  54. bear88 Aug 17,2014 7:07 pm

    Freiman likes playing on national television.

  55. Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2014 7:07 pm

    Just need Freiman to come up one more time. And then again in extras.

  56. dmoas Aug 17,2014 7:07 pm

    Can you fucking get guys on base in front of you before you do that shit?

  57. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2014 7:08 pm

    At least Nate Freiman realizes Minor is fallible.

    Also, it’s not easy for a ballpark to make the Coliseum look small, but this Atlanta park does.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  58. vignette17 Aug 17,2014 7:09 pm

    I feel like we’ve had a lot of warning track shots to go with a little lack of BABIP luck and a whole lot of crap the past week.

    • 5Aces Aug 17,2014 7:13 pm || Up

      We have. Everything in the air is a little short and a little too much at someone. Rational me still sees this ending and it becomes a funny footnote to look at these threads in a year or 2.

      But rational me can suck a bag of nuts. MOAR RUNZ PLZ!

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  59. Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2014 7:09 pm

    Jesus, O’Brien, it’s Callaspo. You didn’t have to Kuiper that one.

  60. 5Aces Aug 17,2014 7:09 pm

    It has come to this…trying to see if we can get to Nate Freiman again to have a chance.

    Also actually saw something interesting on the crawl: Lester gave up 3 runs total his last 3 Sux starts. He gives up 3 a game for us.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  61. doctorK Aug 17,2014 7:09 pm

    I had forgotten how bad these ESPN guys are. PxP guy just mis-ID’d the guy warming up in the bullpen.

  62. Thunderbutt Aug 17,2014 7:09 pm

    I remembers when we were winning and the only thing we had to complain about was how shitty our middle infielders were. Now we can bitch about anything we please!

    There is always a score.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2014 7:11 pm || Up

      Bob Melvin really needs to improve his sunscreen application technique.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Soaker Aug 17,2014 7:12 pm || Up

        So THAT’S why he was glaring at the streaker last night.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • andeux Aug 17,2014 7:12 pm || Up

      At least our middle infielders are still shitty.

      TINSTAAFK
  63. bear88 Aug 17,2014 7:12 pm

    Remember when you felt confident that the A’s would come back in the late innings, especially from a small deficit? That was fun.

    • 5Aces Aug 17,2014 7:16 pm || Up

      Remember when “the BIG ACE” didnt give up runs every time we close the gap?

      Totally changed comment midstream…thx Lester.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  64. Future Ed Aug 17,2014 7:16 pm

    uhg

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  65. bear88 Aug 17,2014 7:17 pm

    They start yakking about Lester going back to Boston. Home run. Single. Yank him.

  66. Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2014 7:18 pm

    Can we at least write this road trip off on our taxes?

  67. dmoas Aug 17,2014 7:18 pm

    Did that exchange between Norris & Lester seem a little odd?

    • Soaker Aug 17,2014 7:21 pm || Up

      I went back and looked again…not really, but I don’t think Lester needs Norris trying to pump him up right there.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Aug 17,2014 7:21 pm || Up

      what happened?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Soaker Aug 17,2014 7:22 pm || Up

        It looked like Norris tried to say something rah-rah to Lester as he was walking off the mound, and Lester just ignored him.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • James V. Aug 17,2014 7:24 pm || Up

          I don’t think Lester was in a mood for cheering up of any kind.

      • 5Aces Aug 17,2014 7:25 pm || Up

        Looks to me like Norris was talking while Melvin was getting Lester. Lester just walked off. Not heated or anythung, but I dont imagine Lester wants to hear anything at the moment.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  68. Soaker Aug 17,2014 7:18 pm

    Well…96 pitches keeps him fairly fresh, and his next two starts figure to be against the Angels.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  69. bear88 Aug 17,2014 7:19 pm

    Rentals acquired for run producers can’t be mediocre.

    • Thunderbutt Aug 17,2014 7:36 pm || Up

      Sure they can! They can suck donkeys! Just watch! Beane will never live it down.

      There is always a score.
  70. 5Aces Aug 17,2014 7:19 pm

    I didnt think I would be here for another year. But here we go: none of us ever expected this run. Mid May 2012 we were happily playing out the string until we got a new park. We have been playing with house money since then. Whatever happens they cant take all that we have had away.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 17,2014 9:47 pm || Up

      We haven’t had shit. We haven’t had shit since 1989. What’s to take away?

      • 5Aces Aug 17,2014 11:06 pm || Up

        If you believed at that point that we were going to be the 2 time division champs and had all the wins and fun we have had, then you are a better psychic than any Ive ever met. And if the only take away for you is rings then why would you even be a fan of the A’s to begin with?

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 18,2014 7:02 am || Up

          Because I was born in the East Bay and raised a baseball fan. Fandom is not contingent upon success.

          • 5Aces Aug 18,2014 9:01 am || Up

            But you say we “havent had shit”. I may be out of my mind, but I have had 2 great years following the team. If I compare that to years of hoping that Greggles and Moose Costco were going to set the world on fire that is something. Hell, I once hoped Ray Burris was going to become studs and guys like Bill Almon were going to have career years so we could win the division. To some, the journey is part of it too.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 18,2014 9:18 am || Up

              The journey is part of it. But the last two years, the journey has ended in extreme heartbreak. I stopped watching or paying attention to ANY sports after the MLB playoffs last year, didn’t come back out of hibernation until late in the NFL season. I couldn’t take it, and I think I may die of malaise if we implode without even making it to the postseason this time.

              • Thunderbutt Aug 18,2014 10:15 am || Up

                But, in fact, you did take it and you won’t die.

                There is always a score.
  71. doctorK Aug 17,2014 7:20 pm

    Well, now that Lester is gone, time for O’Brien and Kruk to start talking about Jeter.

  72. Thunderbutt Aug 17,2014 7:23 pm

    We needed mo’ Lester.

    There is always a score.
  73. andeux Aug 17,2014 7:30 pm

    Sam Fuld will surely lead our big comeback.

    TINSTAAFK
  74. James V. Aug 17,2014 7:33 pm

    Check those glasses, B.J.

  75. 5Aces Aug 17,2014 7:33 pm

    They really want to give this game to us and we keep refusing it.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  76. Future Ed Aug 17,2014 7:33 pm

    what does “some measure of success” mean to you vince?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  77. Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2014 7:34 pm

    Was B.J. Upton good at some point? I feel like people thought he was, but I missed it.

  78. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2014 7:35 pm

    If Coco tries to bunt again I quit.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Aug 17,2014 7:36 pm || Up

      Pretty clear the problem is, Coco is playing hurt and at times he thinks that’s his best chance for success.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  79. Jennifer Aug 17,2014 7:37 pm

    If I get fired it’s because I yelled at someone. They wouldn’t leave me alone about changing the desktop image on their computer and I snapped.

  80. Future Ed Aug 17,2014 7:38 pm

    What the hell is happening?

    Is this like satchel paige calling the defense off the field?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  81. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2014 7:41 pm

    Somehow North Carolina football is ranked in the preseason Top 25 (thank you ESPN crawl). With absolutely no insight whatsoever, I’d be willing to bet a mortgage payment they don’t finish there.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  82. James V. Aug 17,2014 7:44 pm

    Freiman vs. Kimbrel in the 9th?

    • andeux Aug 17,2014 7:47 pm || Up

      Probably Jaso, no?

      TINSTAAFK
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2014 7:49 pm || Up

      Maybe it depends on if Moss gets on? If not, Reddick hits for Freiman, if so, save Reddick for Parrino?

      • dmoas Aug 17,2014 7:52 pm || Up

        Gotta figure both Jaso & Reddick come off the bench for the first two righties/infielder.

  83. bear88 Aug 17,2014 7:45 pm

    Very discouraging. The Braves have been very sloppy, but the A’s are doing just enough to lose.

  84. James V. Aug 17,2014 7:52 pm

    At least Freeman will be happy Kimbrel gets the full entrance tonight.

  85. Soaker Aug 17,2014 7:52 pm

    I hope Freddie Freeman is satisfied with the Kimbrel Grand Entrance tonight.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  86. bear88 Aug 17,2014 7:53 pm

    When does Jaso pinch-hit?

  87. James V. Aug 17,2014 7:58 pm

    I guess Kimbrel is making up for the strikeouts tonight.

  88. James V. Aug 17,2014 7:59 pm

    And that completes a 1-6 roadtrip.

  89. Future Ed Aug 17,2014 7:59 pm

    i miss the may A’s

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  90. Soaker Aug 17,2014 8:00 pm

    Thank goodness we get 48 hours before having to endure any more of this.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  91. dmoas Aug 17,2014 8:00 pm

    Man. The way we’re playing, we could find ourselves 10 games out by the end of the month.

  92. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2014 8:00 pm

    I am unfazed. I feel certain that the A’s will not lose tomorrow.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  93. Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2014 8:00 pm

    I hate baseball and everything baseball stands for.

  94. bear88 Aug 17,2014 8:01 pm

    Back to the Wild Card. Still not enough runs. Lester remains inadequately good. Just as happy there’s no A’s game tomorrow.

    • 5Aces Aug 17,2014 8:16 pm || Up

      The Steve DeBerg of trade deadline Aces.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  95. mother pucker Aug 17,2014 8:31 pm

    Seattle is now only five back in the loss column.

    • bear88 Aug 17,2014 11:16 pm || Up

      While it seems paranoid, I am not assuming the A’s make the play-in game. It seems pretty likely, but teams have fallen apart in worse fashion.

      What’s odd is that the Angels aren’t playing that well themselves, and eliminated the deficit very quickly anyway. They just played crappy teams this week, and scraped by.

  96. doctorK Aug 17,2014 8:34 pm

    The good news – tomorrow, all the talk will be about the 49ers’ stinker today.

    • James V. Aug 17,2014 8:39 pm || Up

      Not really. Ultimately that game means all of nothing.

      • Future Ed Aug 17,2014 9:21 pm || Up

        So, You’ve already forgotten about talk radio?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • James V. Aug 17,2014 9:23 pm || Up

          Talk radio means nothing to me, nor should it mean anything to anybody else. It’s pointless.

        • 5Aces Aug 17,2014 11:09 pm || Up

          But what will Huff’s take be?

          One of my few joys of living down here. The sports talk is never about the A’s and I simply ignore it. I know I would turn on 95.7 if I was up there just out of morbid curiosity. Here when I turn on 95.7 I get The Guess Who taking us into 45 minutes of the best of Fresno’s Classic Rock.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Future Ed Aug 18,2014 5:43 am || Up

            the talk about the A’s is forced. They get their 12 minutes an hour in and then ito on to the giants or football or making fun of women

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • 5Aces Aug 18,2014 8:33 am || Up

              Oh I assume it’s forced. But I would know they were going to say something which would make me wait for it-glutton for punishment.

              Here we have one older guy who might make a passing comment. He actually is a good sports talk guy-doesn’t do most of the BS we complain about and makes me laugh. but he is a diehard Giants guy and their main sports station covers the G’s so it is all them and then all FSU football.

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  97. critter Aug 17,2014 11:23 pm

    It was Abey Baby’s first birthday today so I had to turn the game off during the 7th. I have to sing love songs to my kids before my ex shows up. Only he didn’t like it (I can’t sing a lick but the others don’t care) until I did “You Make Me Feel Brand New” by the Stylistics. Then I got the squinty eyes. That’s Abraham’s song.
    Anyhoo, glad I didn’t miss much. :(

    • Future Ed Aug 18,2014 5:50 am || Up

      there hasn’t been much to miss lately

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  98. Thunderbutt Aug 17,2014 11:35 pm

    We’re in a FIVE GAME losing streak. We no longer have the best record in baseball by .001 percentage points, and don’t even have sole possession of first place in our own division. Lester DIDN’T WIN and is only 3-1 because of the A’s offense in the three wins, which, by the way IS ANEMIC since the Cespedes trade.

    Every one of us is shortly going to expire.

    There is always a score.
    • critter Aug 17,2014 11:40 pm || Up

      I blame Hammell.

      • Future Ed Aug 18,2014 5:51 am || Up

        we all do

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • dmoas Aug 18,2014 6:55 am || Up

          He got Cub all over the guys.

          • Future Ed Aug 18,2014 6:59 am || Up

            the A’s have played shitty since the third former Cub was activated on the roster.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 18,2014 7:15 am || Up

              Never go full Cub.

              • dmoas Aug 18,2014 10:18 am || Up

                Oh shit. This isn’t the Curse of the Big Dick is it? The Curse of the Long Dong? The Curse of the Blocked Cock? The Curse of the Bulky Boner?

                • andeux Aug 18,2014 10:24 am || Up
                  TINSTAAFK
                • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 18,2014 12:08 pm || Up

                  I hope San Fuld doesn’t take it personally that I want his second cousin hanged by his own entrails.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
              • sslinger Aug 18,2014 11:42 am || Up

                Speaking of Cubs…

    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 18,2014 7:14 am || Up

      Something is off. It has been festering for awhile now. I have not generally brought it up here because I don’t like to be part of sky-is-falling hysteria. But well before the Cespedes trade, something had started to feel wrong. Pretty much since the All-Star Break, although I didn’t really start to notice the feeling for a week or so. And even then, the Angels were still the Angels. If you’re relying on Grampa Pujols, the Ghost of Josh Hamilton, a shredded pitching staff, and one certifiable Best Player in Baseball, you shouldn’t be a threat, not even to a scuffling A’s team. But then we just kept getting worse. Our pitchers are making mistake pitches all the time now. Our hitters’ patience has completely disappeared. (UPDATE: Before posting, I double-checked that. That is not true. Our second-half P/PA is actually .01 higher than our first-half P/PA, and our August P/PA is .12 higher than our season P/PA, so I don’t know what the fuck.)

      • Glorious Mundy Aug 18,2014 8:51 am || Up

        Bad luck + bad/injured Coco + a few very bad pitches here and there

        I actually feel pretty good now that what I expected to be a terrible road trip is behind us. A day today to refocus, and by tomorrow Reddick will stroke someone’s beard and we start on a good stretch.

        • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 18,2014 9:36 am || Up

          We have to be able to beat teams like Atlanta and Kansas City. They’re not world-beaters. They’re pretty good, maybe postseason-bound, but they are not teams that should have us scritching and scratching for a couple of runs on our way to a 1-6 road trip, a five-game losing streak, and a 14-15 record since the break against teams with a median winning percentage of .492 and a mean winning percentage of .484.

          If Coco is playing hurt, Billy needs to put a stop to that shit so he can go get it fixed, at least to a degree that will allow him to hit the ball competently. The starting pitchers have got to cut the shit with these 0-2 fastballs down broadway–seems obvious, but someone isn’t telling them. And yeah, there’s been some bad luck. But there was bad luck before. We’ve always been 3-6 wins below our Pythag, so we had bad luck already. But we were playing well despite that. Now there’s bad luck AND we’re playing like dogshit.

          I see also that we are currently at a cool 7-10 for the month of August. Can we go 8-4 against the Mets, Angels, Astros, and Angels again to salvage a winning month? You make the call!

          • James V. Aug 18,2014 10:04 am || Up

            KC is the hottest team in the AL right now. Losing 5 of 7 to them stinks, but they’ve been playing very well. Best record over the past month and more recently besides.

            KC will probably cool off at some point, but as much as some other teams were run over by the A’s when they were hot, the same thing just happened to our guys.

            • dmoas Aug 18,2014 10:10 am || Up

              Are they the hottest team because they’re hot. Or are they the hottest team because we sucked ass for 5 of 7 games against them and they got to play the shitty Giants?

              • James V. Aug 18,2014 10:36 am || Up

                They were 47-43 at the end of the day on July 9, then dropped 3 of 4 at home to DET entering the break, were swept in 3 in BOS, then lost their first in CHW, putting them at 48-50 after July 21. Since then:

                2-0 @ CHW
                3-1 vs. CLE
                2-1 vs. MIN
                2-1 @ OAK
                3-0 @ ARI
                3-0 vs. SFG
                3-1 vs. OAK
                2-1 @ MIN with one more tonight

                That’s 20-5, and BAL has the second best record over the same period with 16-8. Nobody else is better than 14-10 in the AL.

                Okay, the A’s have been reeling and the Giants have dropped off considerably, while everyone else on that list is mediocre to bad. All the same, they’re taking care of business against weaker opponents. Of who’s left on their schedule, They get COL for 2 games, they have a pair of series each against TEX, CLE, DET, & CHW, plus single series with NYY (plus a makeup game), BOS, & MIN.

                I think that leaves KC in fairly good shape to claim a wild card spot or even hang on to the division. DET does have three series left with MIN, and they get the Giants as well as TBR. Other than that, they’ve got one series with NYY and nothing else with BOS.

                • dmoas Aug 18,2014 10:38 am || Up

                  So basically they’re the hottest team in baseball because everyone they’ve played recently has sucked some serious ass.

                • James V. Aug 18,2014 10:44 am || Up

                  Wouldn’t be the first time. That’s often half the story, isn’t it?

      • dmoas Aug 18,2014 9:18 am || Up

        No, it actually started before the break. It’s not a patience thing. I don’t feel like we’re having horribly bad at bats either. But there’s something definitively off on the offense side and I feel like it’s negatively affecting the rest of their game (base running, defense, pitching) because they’re pressing and feeling like they have to make up for it. Some of it’s bad luck. A lot of their outs feel like they were hitting the shit out of the ball only for it to go right to someone. And while I’d love to attribute it to just a lot of bad luck, I don’t think that’s it. There have been a few injuries, but only Coco seems to be a major contributor so I’m not convinced that’s entirely it either. I think it may be a purely mental thing. A couple of our key players do seem to be kind of headcases.

        • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 18,2014 9:58 am || Up

          See, before the break, and even for a little while after the break, I think it was bad luck. The ball was being hit hard and it was being hit right at people. That’s the way it goes, life goes on, this team was good enough to still be the best in baseball, no matter how much shit luck you throw at them. A home run can’t be BABIP’d, a walk can’t be BABIP’d, and you hit enough of those balls on the screws, even BABIP can’t BABIP you every time.

          Something happened, and I think people are right to say it was that series in Houston. Here’s an awful team–one with some promising youngsters, but an awful team–taking two out of three games while outscoring the A’s 19-11. And they should have swept us! They dominated us almost the entire series except for a six-run ninth inning in the middle game that gave us the 7-4 win. Without that inning, we got swept and outscored 19-5. And sure, that inning counts as much as any other inning, but we only got it because one of the worst teams in baseball did their worst-team-in-baseball act, which they were presumably doing for the entirety of the series, and we still came a hair away from being swept.

          From there we got beat 1-0 by Raul Ibanez and we were truly off to the shit-races. Even when we’ve won, we’ve looked bad. And the worst part of it is that we’re getting contributions from the guys we were waiting to get contributions from (some of them.) Reddick is posting clownishly good numbers since coming back. Eric Sogard is OPSing .807 in the second half! The A’s as a team are OPSing .722. Nate Freiman is showing his power. And then everybody else’s plate appearances are just bats swung by an idiot, full of sound and fury and scorifying nothing.

          • dmoas Aug 18,2014 10:15 am || Up

            I’m kind of thinking the bad luck caused them to start pressing and when these guys press, they collapse like a cheap chair.

            • Thunderbutt Aug 18,2014 10:22 am || Up

              I think I’m seeing a .589 winning percentage team. Even a team that wins 100 is going to lose 62, and some of those losses are going to occur in batches of, say, five. I say this is what a .589 team looks like because, you know, they’re at .589.

              There is always a score.
              • andeux Aug 18,2014 10:25 am || Up

                Needs more amateur psychoanalysis.

                TINSTAAFK
              • dmoas Aug 18,2014 10:35 am || Up

                I think that’s a gross oversimplification. This isn’t a team that’s going to win 100 games. They’ve played like a sub .500 team for the last month. So yes, it balances out to a .589 team as of now. But that depends on where their regression (for lack of a better term) leads us. If we were playing over our heads in the first half (which we were) and we’re playing (at least somewhat) under our potential for the past month, then there’s real concern about just how far over our heads we were actually playing and where that actually balances out to.

                • Glorious Mundy Aug 18,2014 11:20 am || Up

                  So what you’re saying is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . Sounds right to me.

                • Glorious Mundy Aug 18,2014 11:20 am || Up

                  Duplicate post is duplicate for some reason.

                • AV Aug 18,2014 11:31 am || Up

                  SHIT! but i’m good at those. and i was juuuust about to spot the difference too. i know i was.

                  i’m good at jumbles too. and circle the word? absolute ace.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Glorious Mundy Aug 18,2014 11:33 am || Up

                  I’m a grandmaster at Slylock Fox.

                • 5Aces Aug 18,2014 12:05 pm || Up

                  I’m better at them than Slylock. He usually comes up with some basic idea that can be foiled by an 8th grader, which is fine since he thinks only 3rd graders are reading…

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • AV Aug 18,2014 12:18 pm || Up

                  i thought i was great at family circus until i figured out it’s not a game (besides, the answer’s always not me).

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Glorious Mundy Aug 18,2014 12:21 pm || Up

                  We need a dotted line map of you making your way around the North Lot in flip flops.

                • AV Aug 18,2014 11:33 am || Up

                  just kidding. i spotted the difference first try. and the secret answer was forewarned is forearmed.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV Aug 18,2014 11:21 am || Up

                  sometimes we have to oversimplify to tell ourselves the stories of our lives in a way the psyche, and more importantly, the heart won’t suffer a complete breakdown from. i, for one, have to make sure there’s a bottle of valium nearby, and a nice storybook about a dog named spot next to it, before i even think about .588709677419.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • 5Aces Aug 18,2014 10:27 am || Up

              I do think these guys get in their heads a bit much when they start pressing.

              My hope is that Gomes is going to take the off day and show some veteran leadership and take them all to the best titty bar in town. Or gives them all golden thongs, whatever it takes.

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
              • 5Aces Aug 18,2014 10:28 am || Up

                We should have had someone turn on the hoses for a night and get a “rainout”.

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
              • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 18,2014 2:46 pm || Up

                Clearly the problem is that he has not been doing his 2012 thing where he would pick a random youngster to sneak up behind and growl, “Don’t be afraid to be a hero today.”

    • andeux Aug 18,2014 10:13 am || Up

      Veritably.

      TINSTAAFK
      • AV Aug 18,2014 10:25 am || Up

        well, you say veritably. more like verily, really.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • 5Aces Aug 18,2014 10:24 am || Up

      The problem iss these guys wouldnt know majesty if it came up and bbit them in the face. We need a hero. With beefy arms and consummate V’s…

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • dmoas Aug 18,2014 10:36 am || Up

        • 5Aces Aug 18,2014 10:48 am || Up

          A Johnny 5 dance is the true heir to the Bernie.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • MikeV Aug 18,2014 11:01 am || Up

            The Ed Lover dance is pretty awesome.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • 5Aces Aug 18,2014 11:27 am || Up

              Yes it is. But Yo! MTV raps was not a cheesy 80’s movie.

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
              • 5Aces Aug 18,2014 11:29 am || Up

                And I always thought it was a missed opportunity to not add in something about Yo(enis)! for a promotion or something.

                And now we are back to the trade again…

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  99. Glorious Mundy Aug 18,2014 11:29 am

    What was up with having Reddick in the on deck circle and then pulling him back for Jaso? Was it that he would rather have Reddick with a man on and Jaso with the bases empty? Trying to mess with Kimbrel?

    • colin Aug 18,2014 11:45 am || Up

      I was guessing that with a man on base he was going to use Reddick and hope for a dinger to take the lead but with bases empty he picked Jaso for OBP skills. Not sure that there is much logic there, but it made a little sense to me last night.

      • vignette17 Aug 18,2014 1:59 pm || Up

        I don’t understand why Callaspo batted though. Unless Melvin felt like playing for the moral victory of not K’ing against Kimbrel.

  100. Glorious Mundy Aug 18,2014 11:35 am

    I’ll give you 25 guesses as to who has the top position player fWAR in the major leagues right now.

    • dmoas Aug 18,2014 11:42 am || Up

      Is it a fish?

      • AV Aug 18,2014 11:47 am || Up

        one fish two fish red fish royal fish?

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • colin Aug 18,2014 11:48 am || Up

      I peeked… and wow. Does anyone think he will get any MVP love?

      Related: Donaldson is the AL leader for bWAR

      • Glorious Mundy Aug 18,2014 11:54 am || Up

        He’ll probably get a handful of 5th place votes or thereabouts.

      • mikeA Aug 18,2014 5:18 pm || Up

        That’s another good lesson in why you shouldn’t just take the WAR number at face value. (not a duplicate comment if I write this…)

      • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 19,2014 9:14 am || Up

        He absolutely will not get any MVP love.

    • andeux Aug 18,2014 12:00 pm || Up

      Also tough to guess: only team with two players in the top ten.
      (Answer: Mariners – Cano and Seager)

      Edit: We will also accept Brewers – Lucroy and Gomez have 4.6 WAR, tied with Seager for 9th-11th places.

      TINSTAAFK
      • colin Aug 18,2014 12:19 pm || Up

        If you include pitchers then the Mariners also have Felix to go along with Cano and Seager. That’s a top-heavy team.

        • vignette17 Aug 18,2014 2:01 pm || Up

          If top-heavy is an advantage in the playoffs, SEA, DET, and LAA are all scary.

          • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 18,2014 2:48 pm || Up

            The Angels have one guy. I think we can handle one guy.

            • dmoas Aug 18,2014 3:13 pm || Up

              Not in a one game playoff.

              • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 19,2014 9:15 am || Up

                We won’t be facing them in a one-game playoff. If we were, I’d have faith in our ability to win a one-game playoff.

                • dmoas Aug 19,2014 9:22 am || Up

                  A scenario where the Mariners pass us both by does exist. And if that scenario were to play out, I’d have zero faith in our ability to win that game.

    • mikeA Aug 18,2014 5:17 pm || Up

      That’s a good lesson in why you shouldn’t just take the WAR number at face value.

      • MikeV Aug 18,2014 5:20 pm || Up

        Why? It’s still a recording of what happened, while not necessarily a measure of true talent, no?

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • mikeA Aug 18,2014 5:33 pm || Up

          It’s not very straightforwardly a recording of what happened, more of a guess about what happened, and what would have happened if other fielders had been standing there. Different defensive rating systems are all recordings of what happened in some sense, but they disagree with each other, and only one thing happened, so you can’t say any of them individually are reliably a recording of what happened.

          • elcroata Aug 19,2014 2:33 am || Up

            This.
            The biggest difference is that publicly available defensive metrics are both purely relative and arbitrarily bucketed.

            Imagine you are a MLB hitter. But instead of recording your actual hits, there would be a stringer inputting the location and hit type of every ball you put in play. Then, a system would proceed to calculate your average, OPS or wOBA based on single, double, triple and out percentages within each arbitrarily defined bucket of location/hit type combo. But not only that, the system would furthermore filter out those location/hit type combos that only a selected group of players hit and give you values based on how successful they were on what the system thinks are similar enough hits. So, you could theoretically end up in a bucket with 25 Kurt Suzukis or with 25 Miguel Cabreras. Which would give totally different values to the same inaccurately classified hits you had in the first place.

            And that’s only a part of it. There is a big bias involved as well. I did some preparations for a study* I never published and it showed that the worst fielders were overvalued and the best ones undervalued due to natural tendencies of stringers to place the location of the hits further away from the fielders and locations of outs closer to them.

            The analogy above is not perfect, but it helps show that thinking that defensive metrics record what happened is not really correct. Even with better systems in place, e.g. cameras replacing stringers, there are challenges, especially in regard to positioning, shifts, sharing the credit/blame on infield throws etc.

            * The only motivation for finding that data again and going through with it would be that it would shave some 15 WAR from Jeter’s totals.

            Because survival is insufficient
            • Glorious Mundy Aug 19,2014 9:13 am || Up

              That’s not motivation enough?

              • dmoas Aug 19,2014 9:23 am || Up

                Seriously. Anything to put down God’s puppy.

            • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 19,2014 9:17 am || Up

              Shaving 15 WAR from Derek Jeter’s totals would be enough to motivate me to do quite a few things. I mean a LOT of things. I might have sex with a guy if I was convinced it would take 15 WAR away from Derek Jeter.

              • MikeV Aug 19,2014 9:22 am || Up

                I might have sex with a guy if I was convinced it would take 15 WAR away from Derek Jeter.

                There is one variable here that make this sentence have very different meanings.

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

              • AV Aug 19,2014 9:25 am || Up

                compels the question, would you have sex with derek jeter?

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 19,2014 10:33 am || Up

                  He’s an attractive man. If I were going to have sex with a guy, and I were given my choice of guys, he certainly would have to be in the running.

                • MikeV Aug 19,2014 10:47 am || Up

                  OK, forgive me for being crass because I’m finding this confused.

                  I can’t tell if you are a hetero guy contemplating this, or a gay girl, or [OTHER]

                  Either way I’m chuckling, so there’s that.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 19,2014 12:03 pm || Up

                  I’m a straight dude. Straight in that the only reason I wouldn’t have sex with a man is that I don’t want to have sex with men because butts are gross.* But some men are undeniably attractive, and Derek Jeter is one of them.

                  *Yes, I know that blow jobs would remain an option, but I’m not enthusiastic enough about blow jobs from anyone of any gender to receive one that would force me to redefine my sexual identity.

                • Glorious Mundy Aug 19,2014 12:11 pm || Up

                  Is he? I’m going to need a second opinion on this one ‘cuz I think he’s funny looking.

                • MikeV Aug 19,2014 12:13 pm || Up

                  Yeah as a straight dude, I don’t find him to be a good looking guy by any means.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

                • Glorious Mundy Aug 19,2014 12:17 pm || Up

                  I mean he’s not Dustin Pedroia or anything, but he’s not exactly Eric Chavez either.

                • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 19,2014 12:23 pm || Up

                  Few men are Eric Chavez. He could smile the homophobia off a cop with a moustache.

                • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 19,2014 12:24 pm || Up

                  To be clear, Jeter doesn’t crack my Gay Five, or probably even my Gay Twenty. But if someone told me that if I fucked Derek Jeter, they’d peel 15 WAR off his career totals, I think you can’t just automatically say no to that. It may not exactly be a win-win, but it certainly isn’t a win-lose.

                • dmoas Aug 19,2014 12:26 pm || Up

                  What if they told you he would have to fuck you?

                • Glorious Mundy Aug 19,2014 12:28 pm || Up

                  You’re getting the gift basket either way, right?

                • dmoas Aug 19,2014 12:30 pm || Up

                  I’d sure hope so.

                • 5Aces Aug 19,2014 1:03 pm || Up

                  This whole exchange should be taglined.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • elcroata Aug 19,2014 1:13 pm || Up

                  Good, I triggered a profound sabermetric discussion.

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 19,2014 1:15 pm || Up

                  What would you do for some Jeter WAR?

                • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 19,2014 4:03 pm || Up

                  Eh, it might be a minor factor in the decision but not a deal-breaker. I mean this is 15 WAR we’re talking about.

                • dmoas Aug 19,2014 12:25 pm || Up

                  I’m sorry, but butts are gross? I mean, yeah if they’re not taken care of they’re gross. But on the whole, I find them rather pretty. Not to mention remarkably tight. I don’t go for men because on the whole, I don’t find them particularly attractive.

                • Dial C for Concupiscence Aug 19,2014 1:14 pm || Up

                  I assume he’s talking about the act of sexing butts, rather than the aesthetics of them

                • dmoas Aug 19,2014 3:58 pm || Up

                  But that shit’s fun!

                • Glorious Mundy Aug 19,2014 1:14 pm || Up

                  BFN is just worried about getting too close to God’s Poopy.

                • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 19,2014 4:03 pm || Up

                  Butts can be nice to look at, but the fact that poop comes out of them represents a significant obstacle for me in any decision to have sex with them.

            • AV Aug 19,2014 9:27 am || Up

              what’s a stringer?

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • elcroata Aug 19,2014 9:43 am || Up

                If this is a joke, it’s over my head, so I’ll answer it seriously. It is a person who records hit data. There are ones hired by MLB, who have a device with a rendered 256px by 256px schematic area of each field and then press on a spot where the ball has landed and then also chose what kind of a hit it was, pop fly, fly, fly/line drive, pure line drive, etc.

                Because survival is insufficient
                • AV Aug 19,2014 9:50 am || Up

                  real question. thanks.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 19,2014 10:35 am || Up

                  And more generally, stringers as discussed by Mr. Wikipedia, at his eponymous website.

            • lenscrafters Aug 19,2014 1:18 pm || Up

              That’s really interesting about the worst fielders actually being worse than recorded (and the best fielders being better). Unless I’m mistaken, common consensus was that defensive variance was less significant, at least in comparison to offensive variance, but this seems to imply the opposite conclusion. Certainly makes defense seem even more meaningful.

  101. elcroata Aug 19,2014 2:41 am

    I think the value bet is that the A’s are a better team than most people think they are today and a worse team then most people thought when they won 6 straight in the beginning of July.

    Because survival is insufficient
    • Future Ed Aug 19,2014 6:19 am || Up

      i loved that team.

      I want it back

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  102. elcroata Aug 19,2014 1:33 pm

    One of the reasons I’m not writing that “Jeter Study”, or some other interesting ones I have made preliminary research into, is that I just enjoy being somewhat healthy again and playing baseball and other sports. I have both little time and somehow, I just want to concentrate on the simplicity of playing as opposed to the complexity of analyzing.

    Just the other day, I had one of those adrenaline/endorphin moments that really make one love this game. Bear with me, there is a quiz question at the end.

    Late innings, we are playing an important game away, clinging to a 5-4 lead. They load the bases with one out. I am playing right field. Their clean-up is at bat, a power righty, so I am shading towards centerfield. He hits a pop fly right down the right field line. I run a mile, dive, catch the ball and then pick the guy off of first base throwing from my knees by about one tenth of a second. It was really, really elating moment, especially because nobody scored after that. But here is the question.

    What would have happened, had the runner from third not gone back to tag, but continued for home counting I would not catch the ball and had he crossed the plate BEFORE my throw reached first baseman’s glove?

    Because survival is insufficient
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 19,2014 1:39 pm || Up

      No run, but you have to appeal at third.

      • Soaker Aug 19,2014 1:59 pm || Up

        Here’s a situation where a team failed to appeal, and the run counted.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Glorious Mundy Aug 19,2014 2:06 pm || Up

          That’s crazy! I was just guessing.

          I’ve always thought the appeal rule was wonderfully ridiculous even when there are less than three outs. I mean, presumably the umpire knows the runner left early, and yet he is supposed to keep his mouth shut unless the defending team throws the ball over there.

          • 5Aces Aug 19,2014 2:09 pm || Up

            That is my favorite Baseball play. Everyone just stands around and then you throw to a base and hope for a call. And no matter what the ump does you know SOMEONE will come out to argue.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • Soaker Aug 19,2014 2:16 pm || Up

              The appeal rule is 7.10. On these “fourth out” situations somebody has to be alert enough to make sure the appeal is made before the defensive team returns to its dugout.

              Any appeal under this rule must be made before the next pitch, or any play or attempted play. If the violation occurs during a play which ends a half-inning, the appeal must be made before the defensive team leaves the field….For the purpose of this rule, the defensive team has “left the field” when the pitcher and all infielders have left fair territory on their way to the bench or clubhouse.

              Appeal plays may require an umpire to recognize an apparent “fourth out.” If the third out is made during a play in which an appeal play is sustained on another runner, the appeal play decision takes precedence in determining the out.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Aug 19,2014 1:52 pm || Up

      If he tags up and crossed the plate before the final out he is safe, right?

      If he doesn’t tag and crosses the plate before the throw reaches, he has the opportunity to return to third, retagging home?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Aug 19,2014 1:55 pm || Up

        What’s the point of going back to third? There are three outs.

        • Future Ed Aug 19,2014 2:28 pm || Up

          not until the third out is made.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • whiteshoes40 Aug 19,2014 6:16 pm || Up

            “There are three outs.”
            “Not until the third out is made.”
            This is now one of my favorite exchanges on this site.

    • MikeV Aug 19,2014 2:03 pm || Up

      Nothing. The run wouldn’t count, because you caught the ball the runner is required to tag up.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • doctorK Aug 19,2014 2:10 pm || Up

      He scores the run unless the team in the field appeals to 3B. Similar thing happened in the fourth inning of this game from the 1980 NLCS. The runner from third left too early, and could’ve been called out had the Phillies appealed the play.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 19,2014 2:39 pm || Up

      Nice play buddy! Flash the leather, show off the cannon.

      I chose not to dive for a (soft)ball I should have had last week and spent days kicking myself for it.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • elcroata Aug 19,2014 10:18 pm || Up

        Thanks!

        Go for it next time!

        I am somewhat incapable of not diving if it is in the vicinity. Some two weeks ago, after I already dove for one and bummed my bum shoulder somewhat, and while we were comfortably ahead, I told myself “no more diving”, but then found myself in the air the next time a ball was hit my way.

        Because survival is insufficient
        • Future Ed Aug 20,2014 6:53 am || Up

          I dove for one in front of me the other day. Runners on and 2 out. missed it by about a foot.

          I say that was close enough

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • elcroata Aug 20,2014 7:28 am || Up

            I’d say so, too. Especially on the one hit in front, as you will probably stop it with your body even if you don’t catch it and end no worse for it.

            Because survival is insufficient
          • elcroata Aug 20,2014 10:34 am || Up

            So, you weren’t catching?

            Because survival is insufficient
            • Future Ed Aug 20,2014 11:39 am || Up

              nope. we were already down by 7 or so, first and third. The short stop was close enough to back up.

              It was likely the last half inning as they needed to get the prisoners back to the block.

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • James V. Aug 19,2014 2:52 pm || Up

      Wouldn’t matter what the guy at 3B did if he never tagged up in the first place. Even if the runner got back to 1B, a throw still could have been made to 3B to double off that guy instead. Yeah, it’d likely require appealing though.

    • AV Aug 19,2014 3:56 pm || Up

      i’m totally with you. broke a whole week off of swimming with 2K for lunch, and much like you concluded, i’m not writing a jeter paper either.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • dmoas Aug 19,2014 4:02 pm || Up

      Doesn’t count

  103. elcroata Aug 19,2014 10:12 pm

    OK, here is the solution some more less described in their comment.

    For starters, run counts. Second out was a flyout, but the third out (doubling off the runner from first) was out for out for failing to retag the base, which is NOT a force out. That makes it a timing play, so the run from third will count if it crossed the plate before the first baseman catches the outfield assit.

    That is for starters. Now, the infamous “fourth out” rule comes into effect.

    After the third out was made and the run counted, the defense can appeal at third for the fourth out, but only if they never leave the field before they do. Once the team crosses the foul lines, there is no possibility for an appeal. If the appeal is granted — it would clearly be in the case above — the defense can shoose to have the fourth out counted as the third out, although it happened at the later time.

    Because survival is insufficient

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