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This game is on MLBN, but I’m blacked out for some reason.

124 thoughts on “GT 122: Because I had to

  1. Glorious Mundy Aug 15,2014 4:38 pm

    Why have you forsaken us, Korach?

  2. East Bay Evans Aug 15,2014 4:39 pm

    “Zombie Night”

    Far out, Atlanta.

  3. AV Aug 15,2014 4:39 pm

    anybody see any zombies?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  4. Jennifer Aug 15,2014 4:40 pm

    So Detroit is already collapsing. In the second.

  5. Jennifer Aug 15,2014 4:41 pm

    Zombie night? In ATL? I miss The Walking Dead.

  6. James V. Aug 15,2014 4:44 pm

    Gomes was out on that pickoff. I think. Need a better replay.

  7. AV Aug 15,2014 4:44 pm

    what a strange delivery. i’m going to pretend he’s dressed correctly for that pointing part.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  8. East Bay Evans Aug 15,2014 4:44 pm

    So, I’ve barely been able to watch baseball for the past two months. Is replay any more efficient/better than it was earlier in the year?

    • AV Aug 15,2014 4:45 pm || Up

      yeah, for the most part.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Aug 15,2014 4:45 pm || Up

        (eyeball opinion. might need review.)

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  9. James V. Aug 15,2014 4:45 pm

    I think Gomes is conclusively out based on further replay.

  10. lenscrafters Aug 15,2014 4:45 pm

    Nice going, Jonny.

  11. mikeA Aug 15,2014 4:46 pm

    Vince is an asshole, no indication he was going to be called out.

  12. AV Aug 15,2014 4:49 pm

    zombie kid!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  13. Glorious Mundy Aug 15,2014 4:49 pm

    I’m getting tired of the latest Vince meme of calling baserunners “traffic.”

    • AV Aug 15,2014 6:05 pm || Up

      it’s a common result when you step on the clutch with high octane.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  14. East Bay Evans Aug 15,2014 4:55 pm

    1-2-3, Swell.

  15. Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 15,2014 5:02 pm

    Is the thread title a Tupac reference?

  16. James V. Aug 15,2014 5:08 pm

    That’s Rick Gold who caught the Upton homer.

  17. MikeV Aug 15,2014 5:08 pm

    Throwing BP already, Hammel?

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  18. East Bay Evans Aug 15,2014 5:08 pm

    Rude, Justin.

  19. James V. Aug 15,2014 5:08 pm

    See?

  20. lenscrafters Aug 15,2014 5:09 pm

    Please skip Hammel against the slegnA next week.

  21. dmoas Aug 15,2014 5:09 pm

    Fuck you, Hammel. Fuck. You.

  22. Glorious Mundy Aug 15,2014 5:09 pm

    Dude. No.

  23. MikeV Aug 15,2014 5:10 pm

    JFC

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  24. Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 15,2014 5:10 pm

    So back to the rotation for Chavez?

  25. mother pucker Aug 15,2014 5:10 pm

    Getting Hammel out of the rotation is mandatory at this point.

  26. James V. Aug 15,2014 5:13 pm

    And there’s the stupidest chant ever.

  27. East Bay Evans Aug 15,2014 5:14 pm

    Lesser Upton.

    Anyone know the last time the A’s went to Atlanta? (Or the Braves to Oakland) Just curious.

    • AV Aug 15,2014 5:40 pm || Up

      i went to an ATL @ OAK about 10-12 years ago. they T’d off on the A’s with about 6 HRs, which i don’t like bringing up for fear of the juju, but i guess we’re past that tonight.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • East Bay Evans Aug 15,2014 5:42 pm || Up

        [Braces for trifecta of dingers]

          • AV Aug 15,2014 5:50 pm || Up

            score was 5 to 2 (HRs). 11-6 just counting conventional runs.

            http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/OAK/OAK200306110.shtml

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • East Bay Evans Aug 15,2014 6:00 pm || Up

              We were 1-2 against almost all of the 4 NL clubs (FLA, PHI, ATL, MON) we played against during that set of series.

              Thank goodness for the Expos (a sweep!)

    • Soaker Aug 15,2014 6:04 pm || Up

      Last A’s visit to Atlanta was May 16-18, 2008. The A’s won 1 of the 3, beating Tim Hudson and surviving a shaky ninth-inning by Huston Street.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • East Bay Evans Aug 15,2014 6:12 pm || Up

        Thanks. I don’t recall it at all, ha ha

        Cust, Frenchy, Kotsay… radically changed clubs.

  28. James V. Aug 15,2014 5:17 pm

    Atlanta visited Oakland back in 2003, I know that much.

  29. mother pucker Aug 15,2014 5:19 pm

    It hurts seeing Coco like this.

  30. lenscrafters Aug 15,2014 5:21 pm

    When did a first place team become so utterly dull.

  31. East Bay Evans Aug 15,2014 5:30 pm

    Yikes.

  32. andeux Aug 15,2014 5:30 pm

    Has anyone mentioned that Hammel is terrible?

    TINSTAAFK
  33. James V. Aug 15,2014 5:30 pm

    After a couple good games, bad Hammel is back in full force. Click.

    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 15,2014 5:39 pm || Up

      “good” seems a bit strong

      • James V. Aug 15,2014 5:39 pm || Up

        Yeah, the first one was smoke and mirrors. The second was against the Twins.

        Good for him, I guess.

  34. lenscrafters Aug 15,2014 5:30 pm

    Ok, silver lining: no way he makes the start against the slegnA. And he should be out of the rotation.

  35. mother pucker Aug 15,2014 5:30 pm

    Honest question, who was the last A’s starter who was this fucking awful?

    • dmoas Aug 15,2014 5:31 pm || Up

      Godfrey?

      • mother pucker Aug 15,2014 6:17 pm || Up

        Good call.

      • Soaker Aug 15,2014 6:22 pm || Up

        Godfrey must be trying to coming back from an injury? He’s thrown a couple innings this week for the Diamondbacks’ team in the Arizona Summer League.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Aug 15,2014 5:41 pm || Up

      Jimmy Haynes.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  36. dmoas Aug 15,2014 5:32 pm

    Oh yay! Mass Racism!

  37. MikeV Aug 15,2014 5:33 pm

    Is it bad that all I can think about is how much they would be talking about this on 95.7 if Hammel was on the Gnats and pitching this bad

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  38. MikeV Aug 15,2014 5:35 pm

    OH MY GOD GET THIS FUCKING GUY OFF THE TEAM

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  39. Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 15,2014 5:39 pm

    Well Texas is beating the Angels.

    • East Bay Evans Aug 15,2014 5:41 pm || Up

      Wonder if Ron loses his job this offseason.

  40. MikeV Aug 15,2014 5:42 pm

    it would be a tie game right now if Hammel wasn’t fucking horrible

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  41. AV Aug 15,2014 5:43 pm

    nice one, tall ship.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  42. lenscrafters Aug 15,2014 5:43 pm

    Ok now I’m even more mad at Hammel.

  43. East Bay Evans Aug 15,2014 5:44 pm

    Nice, Nate.

  44. MikeV Aug 15,2014 5:47 pm

    You have got to be kidding me.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  45. Soaker Aug 15,2014 5:47 pm

    Holy callaspo.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  46. AV Aug 15,2014 5:47 pm

    oh. my. FUCKING. god.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  47. Glorious Mundy Aug 15,2014 5:53 pm

    What happened?

    • AV Aug 15,2014 5:54 pm || Up

      callaspo didn’t know how many outs; ran himself into one to make up the difference.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • MikeV Aug 15,2014 5:59 pm || Up

      shitty players.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  48. MikeV Aug 15,2014 5:57 pm

    Because Hammel is fucking garbage, Melvin has to use a reliever early.

    Because Hammel is fucking garbage, the pitcher’s spot in the order is leading off and he didn’t double switch HASHTAG STRATEGY HASHTAG NL BALL

    Because Hammel is fucking garbage, the bullpen is going to be taxed to hell today BECAUSE HE CANT GET THROUGH THE ORDER TWICE

    Fuck this shit. Billy fucked up. Not jettisoning this sack of crap when he had “lots of interest” after getting Lester at the deadline, not getting a better infielder than Alberto goddamn Callaspo, Nick Punto, or Eric Sogard.

    This team is not “all in” this year. Not with a total of ZERO WAR from second base divided among 3 players.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Soaker Aug 15,2014 5:59 pm || Up

      O’Flaherty doesn’t throw more than 1 inning so the non-double switch is irrelevant.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • MikeV Aug 15,2014 6:03 pm || Up

        That’s what leads me to point 3 and the bullpen getting burned through.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

    • lenscrafters Aug 15,2014 6:01 pm || Up

      Good time to get Chavez stretched out again.

  49. MikeV Aug 15,2014 6:06 pm

    Welp, fuck this shit. There’s a soccer game on.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  50. AV Aug 15,2014 6:08 pm

    every time the top of the inning starts it’s already two outs.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  51. lenscrafters Aug 15,2014 6:08 pm

    Coco looks about as good as that time in early 2012 when he was playing with the inner ear thing.

    • bear88 Aug 15,2014 8:28 pm || Up

      Coco’s current awfulness is a reminder of how important he usually is to the team.

  52. Glorious Mundy Aug 15,2014 6:29 pm

    Why do we suck now?

    • Soaker Aug 15,2014 6:44 pm || Up

      A team might as well suck in all facets of the game at once. Bad hitting, pitchers serving up meatballs, sloppy fielding, boners on the basepaths…it’s so frustrating to lose a game because something breaks down in just one of those areas, might as well slump in all four at the same time. They’ll snap out of it, but will quite possibly have to look up to see the Angels by then.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  53. Soaker Aug 15,2014 6:30 pm

    At least Coco did see that one all the way.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  54. Glorious Mundy Aug 15,2014 6:32 pm

    Well, at least Burger King chicken fries are back.

  55. AV Aug 15,2014 6:53 pm

    [channels KK]

    “that’s just how things happen when you’re going bad.”

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Aug 15,2014 6:55 pm || Up

      i saw that right, right? he basically hit it into the nearest open glove?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  56. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 15,2014 7:01 pm

    Well this sucks.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  57. AV Aug 15,2014 7:17 pm

    and screw you too, racism-abiding zombie babe.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 15,2014 7:55 pm || Up

      I like this sentence even more for not having any context for it.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • ptbnl Aug 16,2014 12:03 am || Up

        Isn’t that the definition of a tagline?

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  58. Jennifer Aug 15,2014 7:35 pm

    I has a sad.

    • dmoas Aug 15,2014 7:53 pm || Up

      I hate this team and everything.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 15,2014 7:54 pm || Up

      I’m so despondent I’m reduced to watching the Raiders suck at preseason football.

      It could be worse, I could have attended.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Jennifer Aug 15,2014 7:55 pm || Up

        Which game? LOL

      • Future Ed Aug 15,2014 8:03 pm || Up

        they destroy the field for preseason games??

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 15,2014 8:12 pm || Up

          Yup. Twas always thus.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • MikeV Aug 15,2014 8:13 pm || Up

        I turned down free tickets

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • Future Ed Aug 15,2014 8:15 pm || Up

          so, you made money?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • MikeV Aug 15,2014 8:32 pm || Up

            well, I have a rum and coke right now so…

            yeah pretty much

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

        • Jennifer Aug 15,2014 8:21 pm || Up

          Call me when real football starts. Oh wait. I’ve worked almost every weekend for the last five years.

  59. bear88 Aug 15,2014 8:27 pm

    Tied in the loss column.

  60. bear88 Aug 15,2014 8:43 pm

    There was plenty of reason to think the A’s would regress a bit (Vogt was hitting a million there for a long while), and they haven’t had a serious slump for a while. Now they hit the red-hot Royals and Braves on this trip, after the team already was struggling to score runs.

    So, fine. They’re due.

    The logic of the trading-fest is that the acquisiton of three starters, including a legitimate ace, would allow them to win 2-1 games and avoid significant slumps. That isn’t happening. Even the vaunted Lester, while undefeated, has only been dominant once. The other times, the offense scored a bunch of runs and he was OK.

    Even after wins, the players don’t sound confident. And the failure to address the middle infield problems is only coming back to bite.

    Beane acted out of desperation, and there was plenty of admiration for the guts that took. Further, there was every reason to believe that the pre-trade rotation would not have won a playoff series, or held up down the stretch.

    But somehow, my doubts about the loss of Cespedes have grown more serious. You must score to win games, and Cespedes produced runs even if he didn’t get on base. Lester may make Beane look smart in October, but he only plays once every five days.

    The Cubs trade is looking pretty bad. Hammel is a disaster. He shouldn’t be in the rotation. If he’s pressing or whatever, then send him to Sacramento (if there’s an option) or trade him or make him the long man until September. Anything. (And Addison Russell, we are going to regret losing him for a very long time.) Samardzija is good, but he’s not a dominant starter.

    Ranting…

    • Future Ed Aug 15,2014 9:16 pm || Up

      hammel can’t go to sacto

      home runs. donaldson and moss need to start hitting them again

      Hopefully gomes too

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  61. Future Ed Aug 15,2014 11:02 pm

    really guys? lose 4 out of 5 and its a ghost town?

    Where are teh super fans?

    Remember geren? that guys’s finger stank!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • mikeA Aug 15,2014 11:14 pm || Up

      I’m feeling pretty good about their chances.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 16,2014 8:53 am || Up

      Friday nights are our slowest nights, I’ve observed over the years.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • James V. Aug 16,2014 8:57 am || Up

        While Trainman is probably slitting his wrists, most of us are doing other things.

        • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 16,2014 12:53 pm || Up

          Don’t tease. The world will never be so fortunate.

      • James V. Aug 16,2014 8:58 am || Up

        Besides, they had a complete failure of a game. I don’t really need to go back to thinking about that.

        • AV Aug 16,2014 10:14 am || Up

          au contraire. hang out with people to forget about it. sometimes online.

          i did like that thing seinfeld said about baseball lasting two days. you really do carry the last game till the next game.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • James V. Aug 16,2014 10:23 am || Up

            I’m not really a diehard sports person any more, so for the most part a good or bad game has no real effect on me by the next day.

            To be honest, I purged this one from my mind before it was even over.

    • 5Aces Aug 16,2014 10:26 am || Up

      Sorry, I was having the pain massaged away.

      Other than Hammel I think the pitchers are going through one of those phases. It does happen. And if we score 2-3 runs every game we should be right there when they get their second wind. I keep hoping this is the swoon we have seen in Oct the last 2 years happening early.

      It’s still nice to see that after 2 weeks of uninspiring play we are still where we are. Dont like being a game up but its better than a game down.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  62. Glorious Mundy Aug 16,2014 1:27 pm

    Are the A’s really wearing blank caps tonight, or…

    • Glorious Mundy Aug 16,2014 3:03 pm || Up

      Yep.

  63. lenscrafters Aug 16,2014 1:58 pm

  64. mother pucker Aug 16,2014 2:36 pm

    Perhaps the A’s were wise to stay away from Hudson?

    • Glorious Mundy Aug 16,2014 2:37 pm || Up

      Why, what’s the matter with Timmy?

    • doctorK Aug 16,2014 3:07 pm || Up

      I’d feel sorry for him, but once he put on that garish orange-black combo, he died to me.

  65. Glorious Mundy Aug 16,2014 2:51 pm

    Man do I not enjoy Mike Krukow’s shtick.

    • doctorK Aug 16,2014 3:20 pm || Up

      When he’s been on a national broadcast, and therefore required to be objective, he’s actually pretty good. While drinking the Kruk-aid, however …

  66. Glorious Mundy Aug 16,2014 3:02 pm

    Ha, the Giants broadcast just went around in some sponsored bit showing fans having a good time and showed two separate bachelorette parties. Classic.

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