Cured salted pork crafted as a nasal tampon.
Cust! Love that guy! He looks like an earring-less, non -douchey version of Big Urb.
< ![CDATA[Fantastic approach from Crosby there.]]
We forgot “shitty bunter” in our list of things Davis should be able to do but can’t.
Now pitching for the New York Yankees … Nick Swisher !
Upton walks, Aybar singles, Kapler strikes out (going to have a hard time living that down), Pena pops out, Burrell flies out.
Cabrera has a lifetime’s worth of popup hits this year.
Manny would have known he wasn’t going to catch it and would have kept the runner on first from scoring.
Let’s hope Giambi isn’t done for the season after that.
Giambi’s legs are going to be sore for a week after that
< ![CDATA[Lester's goatee=he's getting what he deserves]]
I wonder if the A’s had a 5 run inning with no walks last year.
Why does the Webster Orthopedics commercial have porn music as its theme?
< ![CDATA[Another great outing from Grein-K. Go Royals!]]
Top 3 most awesome A’s (definitive list):
1. Cust 2. Suzuki 3. Braden
“Dear Playstation, the city of Woodland thinks my brother can’t molest kids. You’re gonna fix that, right?”
< ![CDATA[Pedroia is intimidated by the OPD patches.]]
“Look your cojones in the eye”? I might have done that once when I was 13…
< ![CDATA[Orioles about to blow a 6 run lead against the Rangers.
Shouldn't the Rangers be able to find a few pitchers who aren't terrible and thereby be good?]]
Ugh, Sweeney… What’s the “Failed Small Ball Count” now?
Sweeney has never been on against a LHP before, so he didn’t know the pitcher is allowed to do that.
< ![CDATA[Is this the worst baserunning team ever?]]
Hey, I’m a motivated meatball!
< ![CDATA[Rangers lose.]]
Hillman tried to blow the game for the Royals, but they win for a share of first.
Fly balls should be declared home runs if they reach a certain elevation.
Braden = new favorite pitcher.
I updated the entry (see above)
I guess Crosby didn’t do that drill… nice try given that he fouled it up.
Wuertz was a great pickup.
Hadn’t seen that Beckett play…. He should be suspended.
Giambi just performed a full palm cup adjustment in the dugout.
< ![CDATA[No-more has been the last out in 3 of 7 innings.]]
WTF, why is Ziggy in…
I loves me all A’s wins, but especially one over the Red Cawx.
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