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Welcome to game 25 of the 2014 Major League Baseball season.

 

Oakland Athletics (15-9 1st Place) at Houston Astros (8-17 5th Place)

 

Your starting pitchers…

Tommy Milone  (0-1 4.24 ERA 1.53 WHIP)     vs    Collin McHugh (1-0 0.00 ERA 0.45 WHIP)

 

Lineups

Oakland

Crisp (CF) .273/2/10

Lowrie (SS) .291/2/11

Donaldson (DH) .286/7/20

Moss (LF) .278/4/20

Callapso (3B) .268/3/12

Reddick (RF) .232/1/5

Jaso (C) .224/1/4

Barton (1B) .167/0/3

Sogard (2B) .216/0/3

 

Houston

Altuve (2B) .284/0/7

Fowler (CF) .238/2/5

Guzman (1B) .182/2/3

Springer (RF) .186/0/2

Carter (DH) .176/3/8

Dominguez (3B) .229/4/10

Hoes (LF) .162/1/1

Corporan (C) .154/2/3

Villar (SS) .216/3/6

Enjoy the game…GO A’s!

 

129 thoughts on “The Game Thread Where Things Take Care of Themselves

  1. Bed Apr 27,2014 10:12 am

    I’ll just apologize in advance for my game thread introduction being much less cool an interesting as elcroata’s. We went from the penthouse to the outhouse in game thread authors today.

    But seriously, folks...
    • AV Apr 27,2014 10:15 am || Up

      taking the penthouse to the outhouse just means you need a little privacy.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Bed Apr 27,2014 10:17 am || Up

        All I know is Outhouse Forum wasn’t as much fun to read as Penthouse Forum.

        But seriously, folks...
  2. Bed Apr 27,2014 10:14 am

    …and for those keeping score at home. I’ve heard of three of the Astros playing today. That’s not bad…for me.

    But seriously, folks...
  3. andeux Apr 27,2014 10:17 am

    Where are the VORP stats?!

    TINSTAAFK
    • Bed Apr 27,2014 10:18 am || Up

      I have my staff of 12 working on that right now.

      But seriously, folks...
  4. Bed Apr 27,2014 10:19 am

    Do personal catchers exist anymore?

    But seriously, folks...
  5. Bed Apr 27,2014 10:22 am

    I’m really not much of an NBA guy anymore but I sure hope the Warriors beat the Clippers in the playoffs.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Soaker Apr 27,2014 10:23 am || Up

      I was stunned to find out that Donald Sterling is still alive.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Bed Apr 27,2014 10:26 am || Up

        It’s so Clippers that they finally get a pretty good team and then this happens…that franchise is cursed.

        But seriously, folks...
    • AV Apr 27,2014 10:24 am || Up

      taking care of itself…
      penthouse…
      staff of 12…
      personal catchers…
      beating [the clippers in the play]offs…

      not sure if overt theme or repressed subconscious.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Bed Apr 27,2014 10:28 am || Up

        …wait….wait….YES!…okay, what were you saying?

        But seriously, folks...
        • AV Apr 27,2014 10:36 am || Up

          i’d read it again but i seem to’ve gone blind suddenly. probably something about hands on experience.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Bed Apr 27,2014 12:45 pm || Up

            Always remember kids…full arm motion. It may save your life one day.

            But seriously, folks...
  6. Bed Apr 27,2014 10:24 am

    Well, I guess tornadoes might be headed our way today…if I die at least it’ll be watching the greatest rivalry in sports. A’s vs Astros.

    But seriously, folks...
  7. Soaker Apr 27,2014 10:26 am

    You and Miss Hawaii and the kids have a nice day, Bed. Maybe take a baseball bat outside to swing at some of that hail.

    SIGNIFICANT SEVERE WEATHER LIKELY TODAY…INCLUDING STRONG TORNADOES AND VERY LARGE HAIL…ACROSS FAR EASTERN OKLAHOMA AND WESTERN ARKANSAS…Strong long- track tornadoes…hail to baseball size and destructive straight line winds to 80 miles an hour will be possible across far eastern Oklahoma and northwest Arkansas into the early evening hours.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Bed Apr 27,2014 10:27 am || Up

      Thank you…I’ll get Baby Phil out there to take care of the hail with a Louisville Slugger…really, hail is what I’m most worried about. Thank goodness we have a garage so the Ford’s won’t get busted up.

      But seriously, folks...
  8. AV Apr 27,2014 10:32 am

    so liverpool doesn’t depend on itself anymore…

    go everton! go aston! go west, young ham! and norwich and cardiff for good measure!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • ptbnl Apr 27,2014 11:57 am || Up

      Losing the league on goal difference will suck.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2014 11:11 am || Up

      That was a painful game to watch, as some who was tepidly, sleepily supporting Liverpool. Then again, Mourinho’s dickish, bevested celebration was kind of worth it.

      • AV Apr 28,2014 11:20 am || Up

        you got up ay 5 for footy? that’s more than tepid.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2014 11:23 am || Up

          It started at 6. I missed the beginning. I love watching soccer in my jammies while the rest of the house sleeps.

          • AV Apr 28,2014 11:35 am || Up

            (oh right. my streaming site forgets i’m in daylight savings. and now i’m doubly glad i didn’t try to get up at 5…)

            otherwise i was right, cozy is more than tepid.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2014 11:41 am || Up

              My enthusiasm for the game was more than tepid. My rooting interest in Liverpool was quite tepid. I’ve had a soft spot for them since the first time I saw Gerrard play back in the early 2000s, so I was rooting for him more than for Liverpool. He and Scholes are the two players that always made me get up early to watch the EPL.

  9. lenscrafters Apr 27,2014 10:58 am

    A’s bullpen – leading the AL in ERA, 13th in Fangraphs’ “Clutch” rating. Bleh

    • Future Ed Apr 27,2014 11:37 am || Up

      its odd. I would say its more on the offense for not scoring more, but..

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  10. mother pucker Apr 27,2014 11:24 am

    That was a not a good AB, Josh.

  11. Future Ed Apr 27,2014 11:44 am

    Vince on Reddick after the catch “he’s the complete package.”

    I am thinking maybe a pakage from overstock dot com.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Apr 27,2014 1:04 pm || Up

      hey o.co!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  12. Future Ed Apr 27,2014 11:46 am

    ok, second time through the order. Runs please.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  13. James V. Apr 27,2014 11:51 am

    Is it me or does Collin McHugh’s delivery remind anyone of Brandon McCarthy’s?

    • Future Ed Apr 27,2014 11:54 am || Up

      From what I have seen, yes. Its exactly teh same.

      From what I have seen its exactly the same as luis tiant too

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • dmoas Apr 27,2014 12:26 pm || Up

        From what I have seen, yes. Its exactly teh same.

        From what I have seen its exactly the same as luis tiant too

        • 5Aces Apr 27,2014 12:30 pm || Up

          He actually reminds me of old Louie Tiant..but it could be just me.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  14. Thunderbutt Apr 27,2014 11:57 am

    Obnoxious time to start a game.

    There is always a score.
  15. lenscrafters Apr 27,2014 12:01 pm

    looked out…

  16. lenscrafters Apr 27,2014 12:15 pm

    Jaso needs to go back to that open stance.

  17. 5Aces Apr 27,2014 12:19 pm

    I get Glen and Ray not knowing about advanced stats. Sure its their job, but it is math and some aren’t easy to do in your head or whatever.

    But we just had a whole half inning where they apparently made it clear they are unaware you can buy replica jerseys from previous seasons. When they see them at EVERY GAME do they think they are all game worn?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • dmoas Apr 27,2014 12:28 pm || Up

      Yes. Especially the ones with the fan’s last name on them. Oh, and some fans make those themselves at home. It’s called dedication, 5Aces. Sheesh, kids these days. No appreciation for the game at all.

  18. lenscrafters Apr 27,2014 12:28 pm

    I hate when pitchers throw strikes to Barton.

    • Bed Apr 27,2014 12:48 pm || Up

      I hate when Barton is wearing a uniform.

      But seriously, folks...
  19. andeux Apr 27,2014 12:38 pm

    This lack of runs will not stand, man.

    TINSTAAFK
  20. Bed Apr 27,2014 12:44 pm

    This game is moving at a fast pace.

    But seriously, folks...
  21. Bed Apr 27,2014 12:49 pm

    Is this Astros pitcher a top prospect or do the A’s hitters just suck today?

    But seriously, folks...
    • lenscrafters Apr 27,2014 12:50 pm || Up

      Career 7.83 ERA, recently DFA’d by the Rockies

      • Bed Apr 27,2014 12:54 pm || Up

        Ah…so it’s the latter not the former then.

        But seriously, folks...
        • dmoas Apr 27,2014 12:57 pm || Up

          In his next outing he’ll get lit up like midnight in Las Vegas.

  22. lenscrafters Apr 27,2014 12:57 pm

    fking pathetic

  23. Future Ed Apr 27,2014 1:01 pm

    The astros bullpen is so bad, I would send this guy out for the 8th. and maybe the 9th. but Ken and vince seem to think the astros are doing a 2 times through the order thing.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Bed Apr 27,2014 1:03 pm || Up

      I’m sure Josh “The Total Package” Reddick and Daric “Shallow Horizon” Barton will save us.

      But seriously, folks...
    • dmoas Apr 27,2014 1:03 pm || Up

      Well… he’s been throw the order more than twice now already.

  24. andeux Apr 27,2014 1:03 pm

    For the record, I thought Callaspo did the right thing taking the sure out on the play where the run scored.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Bed Apr 27,2014 1:04 pm || Up

      Okay, I have this comment now on the record.

      But seriously, folks...
    • dmoas Apr 27,2014 1:04 pm || Up

      Yup. I think he COULD have nailed him, but it would require a perfect throw on the run and a misfire would have cost us a lot more.

  25. AV Apr 27,2014 1:05 pm

    i’m back. remembering the thread theme… looking at the score… solo shot?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Bed Apr 27,2014 1:06 pm || Up

      If you’re scoring at home or even if you’re alone…

      But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Apr 27,2014 1:09 pm || Up

      single single ground out

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV Apr 27,2014 1:12 pm || Up

        good thing they don’t have astroturf. that’s a helluva rugburn.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  26. Bed Apr 27,2014 1:06 pm

    L.J. Hoes…are we sure this is a real person?

    But seriously, folks...
    • andeux Apr 27,2014 1:11 pm || Up

      Log Jammin’ Hoes.
      It’s part of the theme.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Bed Apr 27,2014 1:15 pm || Up

        It’s all starting to make sense now.

        But seriously, folks...
  27. AV Apr 27,2014 1:09 pm

    these color tops are my favorite thing about the astros. seriously. a lil F1 pitcrew, but i still dig ’em.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  28. lenscrafters Apr 27,2014 1:11 pm

    Way to push your luck with Tommy, Bob.

  29. Bed Apr 27,2014 1:12 pm

    BALLS!

    But seriously, folks...
  30. AV Apr 27,2014 1:13 pm

    good corner for the waste management sign.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  31. Bed Apr 27,2014 1:14 pm

    This game has me thinking nap time.

    But seriously, folks...
    • AV Apr 27,2014 1:16 pm || Up

      there’s still 2 innings to score with. i say the astros are only making it 50/50 now.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Bed Apr 27,2014 1:17 pm || Up

        Yeah, but I hung some drapes earlier so I’m all tuckered out.

        But seriously, folks...
  32. Future Ed Apr 27,2014 1:15 pm

    Come on, its not like the A’s can’t get a 7 run 9th

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  33. James V. Apr 27,2014 1:15 pm

    I consider a split in Houston to be a failure for these guys.

  34. Bed Apr 27,2014 1:15 pm

    Oh boy.

    But seriously, folks...
  35. Bed Apr 27,2014 1:16 pm

    Any chance Bo will bring Jerome Williams in to pitch today?

    But seriously, folks...
  36. Bed Apr 27,2014 1:20 pm

    I’m pretty sure when I get to the end of my life my last thought’s are going to be, I just didn’t eat enough apple fritters.

    But seriously, folks...
  37. Bed Apr 27,2014 1:22 pm

    He may be batting eighth but he’s number one in our hearts…here comes Daric Barton.

    But seriously, folks...
  38. Bed Apr 27,2014 1:25 pm

    I think I’m to the point where I’m just going to leave the room during Barton at bats.

    But seriously, folks...
  39. Future Ed Apr 27,2014 1:26 pm

    with a 5 run lead, you gotta throw him out there again, right?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Bed Apr 27,2014 1:27 pm || Up

      I would. This is probably the best pitching performance this guy is ever going to have so let him complete it.

      But seriously, folks...
  40. Bed Apr 27,2014 1:26 pm

    Colin McHugh: Athletics Killer.

    But seriously, folks...
  41. Bed Apr 27,2014 1:29 pm

    I wonder how many playoff teams over the years have gotten almost no production from 1B and RF? Those seem like offense first positions to me, but then I’m old and not very bright.

    But seriously, folks...
  42. Bed Apr 27,2014 1:31 pm

    Jim Johnson: 10 Million Dollar Mop Up Man

    But seriously, folks...
  43. lenscrafters Apr 27,2014 1:39 pm

    omg…

  44. dmoas Apr 27,2014 1:40 pm

    Pyrrhic victory!

  45. Future Ed Apr 27,2014 1:44 pm

    Before the game, fosse had brown “Brownie” on his show. Brown is the tv pxp guy for the astros. in the last two series the tv people have been terrible human beings fluffing porters shenanigans, calling for actual blood. now they showed no concern for moss as the astros inexplicably threw to 2nd on that steal.

    Naturally, ray called him one of the greatest.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Bed Apr 27,2014 1:45 pm || Up

      I think Ray is just a nice person. I’m sure he thinks most people are the greatest.

      But seriously, folks...
  46. Bed Apr 27,2014 1:44 pm

    Anytime I want to protect a lead in the ninth I like to bring in a lefthander in his mid thirties with 9.00 era…Astros Baseball: Catch the Fever!

    But seriously, folks...
  47. lenscrafters Apr 27,2014 1:45 pm

    Just a bad performance all around. Hopefully Moss is ok because I cannot stand any more Barton.

    I’m sure things will get easier with Darvish, Perez, Ross, and a trip to Fenway coming up.

    • Bed Apr 27,2014 1:46 pm || Up

      Well said.

      But seriously, folks...
      • bear88 Apr 27,2014 1:58 pm || Up

        Things are looking grim. A split against the Astros is always a failure, and none of the pitching matchups against the Rangers is favorable, even though the A’s have lined up their top three starters.

        It is for this reason that I feel less enthused about the team’s chances.

        • Bed Apr 27,2014 4:22 pm || Up

          Well, you folks know this team better than I do, but when I look at the guys we’re throwing out there it’s hard to see a World Series title coming to Oakland this season.

          But seriously, folks...
  48. Bed Apr 27,2014 1:47 pm

    15-10 is a solid start to the season but going 2-2 in Houston seems like a bad weekend.

    But seriously, folks...
  49. Bed Apr 27,2014 1:49 pm

    So basically this team is relying on Kazmir and Chavez to pitch at ace level…that should work.

    But seriously, folks...
  50. bear88 Apr 27,2014 1:54 pm

    Stealing second with two outs in the ninth while trailing 50-50 is unwise, unless you don’t much care about the possibility that one of your few offensive power threats might get hurt.

    • Bed Apr 27,2014 1:57 pm || Up

      I’m not sure what the point of a steal is there. The last two games were my first games of the year that I watched. I wasn’t over the moon about some of the decisions Bob made.

      But seriously, folks...
      • James V. Apr 27,2014 2:04 pm || Up

        Not getting shut out in Houston?

      • James V. Apr 27,2014 2:24 pm || Up

        (It’s kind of like a football team trying to score a touchdown in the final two minutes while down 27-0.)

        • Bed Apr 27,2014 4:21 pm || Up

          That’s a good analogy, James.

          But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Apr 27,2014 2:07 pm || Up

      first bvaseperson wasn’t holding. it should have been indifference. I have no idea why the astros threw. that is not how baseball is played. the game has a way of policing itself

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • dmoas Apr 27,2014 2:17 pm || Up

      I think it’s fully expected at that point that they wouldn’t throw. It’s almost like an unwritten rule.

  51. Bed Apr 27,2014 1:58 pm

    Okay, go away negative thoughts. Remember, Brian…the A’s are still a lot better than the Raiders.

    But seriously, folks...
    • dmoas Apr 27,2014 2:17 pm || Up

      A quadruple bypass is lot better than the Raiders.

      • Bed Apr 27,2014 4:23 pm || Up

        The Oakland Raiders: Still better than a frontal lobotomy.

        But seriously, folks...
        • nevermoor Apr 28,2014 11:17 am || Up

          …but in need of one.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • Bed May 3,2014 8:19 am || Up

            The San Francisco 49ers: Where felony arrests happen.

            But seriously, folks...
            • MikeV May 3,2014 10:32 am || Up

              …and are dropped to misdemeanors

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

  52. Poppy Apr 27,2014 4:19 pm

    I stopped watching A’s and switched to Warriors. I think that was the right call.

    But what happened to Moss?

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
    • lenscrafters Apr 27,2014 6:28 pm || Up

      Kicked in the head while stealing but seems to be ok.

  53. doctorK Apr 27,2014 5:52 pm

    Looks like I picked a good day to skip baseball and hack weeds in my backyard.

  54. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2014 7:25 pm

    Five hours of softball yesterday and a seven mile hike today, now tired and achy. But my ass is turning heads.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  55. sslinger Apr 28,2014 2:43 pm

    As if the series wasn’t bad enough…

    • MikeV Apr 28,2014 2:52 pm || Up

      um… The Onion?

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • nevermoor Apr 28,2014 3:07 pm || Up

        Clearly satire.

        tens of thousands of people were waiting for him to wave, smile, give a thumbs-up, or just do something, for Christ’s sake.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  56. Future Ed Apr 28,2014 3:36 pm

    No Cespedes again tonight. Maybe pinch hitter.

    You still have barton to kick around

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  57. ptbnl Apr 28,2014 4:32 pm

    MLB.TV free game today.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.

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