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The Lounge where we have promises to make. 448

Howdy folks…I hope you had a nice Christmas or just a nice Wednesday, depending on how you look at things. This lounge comes near the end of 2013 which means it’s time for New Year’s Resolutions!

My three resolutions this year are…to get seven hours of sleep a night, start to learn Spanish, and get a hole in one on the golf course.

Hey, I used the Oxford comma in that last sentence…I must be getting soft.

So here’s a lounge to post your New Year’s Resolutions or to talk about FIP…whatever floats your boat.

Lounge away…

448 thoughts on “The Lounge where we have promises to make.

  1. Bed Dec 26,2013 12:29 pm

    It’s not muggy…it’s actually quite nice out today.

    But seriously, folks...
  2. Bed Dec 26,2013 12:31 pm

    My posts in this lounge make more sense if you read them in the voice of Ric Flair…WOOOOOOO!

    But seriously, folks...
  3. Bed Dec 26,2013 12:37 pm

    I got rid of my iPhone (too complicated for me) and I switched to a Samsung Galaxy Note. It only took me three hours to learn how to turn it on…so far so good. My wife likes her iPhone but she’s better at this stuff than me…in my defense…I once helped build a barn, so…yeah, I got nothing.

    But seriously, folks...
  4. Bed Dec 26,2013 12:46 pm

    Really if you can make a Disney produced Lone Ranger movie with not one but two scenes of Indians being slaughtered, a guy ripping out another guys heart and eating it, and a white guy playing Tonto that runs close to two and half hours long you have to do it.

    But seriously, folks...
  5. nobody in particular Dec 26,2013 12:48 pm

    Awoke at 10:45 am from a very vivid dream in which he was at the A’s-Tigers ALCS Game in 1972 where Bert Campaneris got hit in the ankle by Lerrin LaGrow and threw the bat back at him in retaliation…. except in the dream, the ballgame wasn’t in the past. It was in the Oakland Coliseum as we know it today, with Mt. Davis in center field, the current third deck tarps and signage and twin Diamond Vision screens, Dick Callahan announcing over the PA and my friends in the RF Bleachers going crazy. I was sitting behind the third base dugout and got kicked out for screaming some very choice obscenities at LaGrow and Billy Martin, who ordered the beaning and was taunting me from the first base dugout as they dragged me away…I must have serious unconscious baseball issues to have dreams like this, esp. with the Tigers (wonder why that is? Damn you Verlander!! LOL). The third base umpire actually tossed me out, with the words “You’re fired!!” What was also strange was all the uniforms were from now, from today’s baseball era. The A’s were wearing the current gold alt uniforms, not the Charlie Finley pullover tops from back then. It was if the 1972 incident was wholly transposed into the present day, SO strange.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Bed Dec 26,2013 12:59 pm || Up

      My A’s related dreams involve soft lighting, Tony LaRussa, and long talks in the dugout about how to use a bullpen.

      But seriously, folks...
  6. Bed Dec 26,2013 12:57 pm

    Anytime I walk into a stadium and see they only have bench style bleacher seats I think to myself…I’m too old for this sit.

    But seriously, folks...
  7. Bed Dec 26,2013 1:02 pm

    My 90’s college breakfast of champions

    1. No sleep whatsoever
    2. 1 Egg McMuffin
    3. 1 pack of Peanut M&M’s
    4. 1 Diet Coke
    5. Go to an easy state school like KU

    But seriously, folks...
  8. Bed Dec 26,2013 1:05 pm

    My two year old got me a black Raiders hoodie for Christmas…so that’s why she wanted to borrow the car the other day. Oddly enough my wife got me a poorly drawn picture of I don’t know…something, made with crayons.

    But seriously, folks...
  9. Bed Dec 26,2013 1:12 pm

    ***SPOILER ALERT***

    Darth Vader is actually Lando Calrissian’s godfather.

    But seriously, folks...
  10. Bed Dec 26,2013 1:15 pm

    ***SPOILER ALERT***

    Rosebud is actually what Orson Welles named Joseph Cotten’s third nipple.

    But seriously, folks...
  11. Bed Dec 26,2013 1:16 pm

    ***SPOILER ALERT***

    Breaking Bad is actually a documentary set in the mid 1980’s about a really bad break dancer named Walter White.

    But seriously, folks...
  12. Bed Dec 26,2013 1:25 pm

    You know I’m not really sure I want to go sail away with Styx.

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 26,2013 1:43 pm || Up

      Don’t worry, theirs is a fixed-track circular boat ride a la It’s A Small World. A Grand Illusion.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 26,2013 1:48 pm || Up

      “Come Sail Away” is high on my list of songs whose first half is so amazing that I almost pump my fist when it comes on the radio and whose second half is so boring in comparison to the first half that I end up changing the station. Number one on this list is “Over the Hills and Far Away.”

      • danmerqury Dec 26,2013 3:45 pm || Up

        Wrong! On both!

        Come Sail Away is garbage all around. Over the Hills and Far Away has an awesome riff during the fade out, and an even cooler ending.

        • Glorious Mundy Dec 26,2013 3:47 pm || Up

          Hmm, the ending to Over the Hills is pretty cool. For some reason, though, I’m always disappointed within second of the full band kicking in, and then I give up on the song.

          • danmerqury Dec 26,2013 3:48 pm || Up

            I’ll give you the fact that the loud full band part of the song isn’t as good as the opening, but none of it is bad. It also has one of Jimmy’s cooler melodic solos, as opposed to his fire-spitting ones.

            • Glorious Mundy Dec 26,2013 3:54 pm || Up

              The guitar playing is undeniably outstanding throughout. I think it’s Plant’s screeching, after the uncharacteristically subdued opening, that turns me off.

              • danmerqury Dec 26,2013 4:01 pm || Up

                Fair enough. You’re still going to have to defend your love for the first half of EEEEYYYYYYYYAAMAMMMMMMMM SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYLLLEEEEEEEEEEEENNGG AAAAYYYYYYWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY, though.

                • Glorious Mundy Dec 26,2013 4:02 pm || Up

                  I like wailing along with it in the car.

                • danmerqury Dec 26,2013 4:05 pm || Up

                  That voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

                • Glorious Mundy Dec 26,2013 4:09 pm || Up

                  You have to embrace the earnestness of his delivery of such absurd lyrics:

                  On board, I’m the Captain
                  So climb aboard
                  We’ll search for tomorrow
                  On every shore

                • Bed Dec 26,2013 4:20 pm || Up

                  Now see I don’t like the first half but the second half I can get into a bit on that song.

                  But seriously, folks...
  13. Bed Dec 26,2013 1:45 pm

    I’m not cool enough to wear Dockers.

    But seriously, folks...
  14. Bed Dec 26,2013 1:49 pm

    An idea for the lounge…post a song each lounge that you want FK to hear. It can be something well known or obscure or anything you want you really.

    If you like the idea then post a song…if you don’t just pretend I never posted this.

    But seriously, folks...
    • ptbnl Dec 26,2013 2:09 pm || Up

      I like the idea – my only concern is that pages with any significant number of youtube embeds in them get reaaaaaaaaally slow to load.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Bed Dec 26,2013 2:18 pm || Up

        Fair enough…obviously I don’t know how such things work. I guess maybe 10-20 people post in each lounge…I’m not sure how many embeds would slow the site down.

        But seriously, folks...
        • AV Dec 26,2013 2:34 pm || Up

          i slowed a page recently with about 10 embeds. but if you just put the link without the embedded screen, that slows nothing.

          (there was another page recently that reached 2500 comments. that one is emBEDed. and slow as hell.)

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Bed Dec 26,2013 3:00 pm || Up

            Hmm…I think our 2K lounge was a one time deal…we almost broke the internet. So perhaps we should just post links to the song rather than the YouTube player. Again I’ll leave it up to the crowd as to whether or not this is a good idea.

            But seriously, folks...
  15. Englishmajor Dec 26,2013 2:16 pm

    I wouldn’t go so far as to say this is the greatest collection of tags of all time, but certainly the greatest on KQED’s news blog:

    Art Howe, bed bugs, Billy Beane, creamy chicken, killer whales, KQED, KQED blogs, KQED Science, Mindshift, Moneyball, vegan almond milk ice cream

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 26,2013 3:03 pm || Up

      …especially for a relatively unknown person like Art Howe

      The Moneyball film really is the gift that keeps on giving for poor Art Howe. 2o years from now when the Academy gives Phillip Seymour Hoffman the Irving R. Thalberg award I’m sure the producers will choose the Pena Got Traded scene in the montage, twisting the knife just a little bit more in Art’s ribs.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Bed Dec 26,2013 3:09 pm || Up

        pfft…I never saw Moneyball…Joe Morgan said it sucked.

        But seriously, folks...
  16. AV Dec 26,2013 2:51 pm

    this song has been tormenting me for days now. the first sound is like the opening note of wild thing, how it drops from the sky like a bomb. but you almost don’t hear that. the song already exploded into motown horns, guitar stabs like early clash, and a bassline as bubbly as it it relentless. and lyrics laying an angry hook on top? excuse me while i skank with fists for an hour…

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  17. Bed Dec 26,2013 3:03 pm

    Paper Walls by Marc Cohn…if this actually worked.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Dec 26,2013 3:03 pm || Up

      …and of course I posted the YouTube player…which I’ve never been able to do before…even when I do it right I do it wrong.

      But seriously, folks...
    • danmerqury Dec 26,2013 3:52 pm || Up

      Ooooh, fun. That part that jumps into the harmonica/guitar unison is pretty awesome. Also, gotta love that really high-tension snare sound.

    • danmerqury Dec 26,2013 3:58 pm || Up

      This album has been in my car almost nonstop for a month now, but this track in particular is gorgeous.

      • danmerqury Dec 26,2013 3:58 pm || Up

        Ooops. Reply fail. Meh.

      • Bed Dec 26,2013 4:14 pm || Up

        I liked that quite a bit…I like instrumental tracks.

        But seriously, folks...
        • danmerqury Dec 26,2013 6:09 pm || Up

          The rest of the album trends on the heavier side, but it never loses that cinematic feel. Love it.

          • Bed Dec 26,2013 6:16 pm || Up

            It looks like the entire album is on YouTube…I’ll give it a listen.

            But seriously, folks...
          • AV Dec 26,2013 9:42 pm || Up

            cinematic feel. or, i thought, soundscape.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • danmerqury Dec 26,2013 6:19 pm || Up

          So Nebraska was incredible. American Hustle was only good. Kinda expected the reverse reaction.

          • danmerqury Dec 26,2013 6:20 pm || Up

            Huh…this wound up here. Shrug?

          • Bed Dec 26,2013 6:23 pm || Up

            Interesting…we actually saw a really good action movie yesterday that most people probably haven’t heard of…I think it was called Die Hard?

            It was fun watching my wife watch it for the first time…she loved it but then doesn’t everybody love Die Hard?

            But seriously, folks...
            • danmerqury Dec 26,2013 6:38 pm || Up

              Nobody doesn’t like Die Hard. It’s universal.

              • Bed Dec 26,2013 6:43 pm || Up

                I’ve never met anyone who didn’t like the movie…not sure I want to.

                But seriously, folks...
              • AV Dec 27,2013 10:02 am || Up

                hi, i’m nobody (though not the emperor thereof). and it’s 20th century fox.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 26,2013 6:24 pm || Up

            I cannot wait to see Wolf of Wall Street, many reviewers are going totally apeshit about its greatness.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • Bed Dec 26,2013 6:26 pm || Up

              That’s number one on my list of movies I want to see. I should have some free time somewhere in 2017.

              But seriously, folks...
            • danmerqury Dec 26,2013 6:38 pm || Up

              For whatever reason, I wasn’t all that excited about it, but holy crap, that’s changed quick. Supposedly it’s completely off-the-wall crazy.

              • Bed Dec 26,2013 6:45 pm || Up

                I’m always excited about a Scorsese movie.

                But seriously, folks...
            • danmerqury Dec 26,2013 6:48 pm || Up

              Also, this is pretty much a perfect trailer. Huge kudos to the trailer editor.

          • harensheir15 Mar 2,2014 1:55 am || Up

            Upstream Color Upstream Color Upstream Color.

    • 5Aces Dec 26,2013 4:48 pm || Up

      Is this the sequel to Sheena Easton’s immortal “Sugar Walls”?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Bed Dec 26,2013 4:55 pm || Up

        Sorry, I refuse to talk about Sheena Easton unless mountains of blow are involved.

        But seriously, folks...
      • AV Dec 26,2013 5:05 pm || Up

        talk about dry humor.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Bed Dec 26,2013 5:08 pm || Up

          I’m a fan of dry wall humor.

          But seriously, folks...
  18. Bed Dec 26,2013 4:18 pm

    pfft…Gruden…BRING BACK JOE BUGEL!

    But seriously, folks...
  19. Bed Dec 26,2013 4:22 pm

    When that reindeer tried to run over my grandma she grabbed it, stabbed him, gutted him, and we ate him for dinner…you don’t mess with my grandma…she’ll cut you.

    But seriously, folks...
  20. Bed Dec 26,2013 4:24 pm

    If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right…well, actually now when I think about it, I hate being wrong, so I guess maybe we should just be friends.

    But seriously, folks...
  21. Bed Dec 26,2013 4:36 pm

    Okay, close your eyes…now I want you to imagine Tom Cable in a rose colored speedo and only a rose colored speedo.

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  22. Bed Dec 26,2013 4:38 pm

    What do I want off the McDonald’s $1 Menu? Nothing, ever.

    But seriously, folks...
  23. Bed Dec 26,2013 4:38 pm

    Those Wendy’s hamburgers aren’t hip at all…they’re a bunch of squares.

    But seriously, folks...
    • 5Aces Dec 26,2013 4:49 pm || Up

      But it’s Hip to be Square.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  24. Bed Dec 26,2013 4:40 pm

    This interlude into fast food posts was brought to you by your colon.

    But seriously, folks...
  25. Bed Dec 26,2013 4:41 pm

    What’s your favorite movie scene of all time?

    But seriously, folks...
    • Soaker Dec 26,2013 4:58 pm || Up

      Howard Beale, “I’m mad as hell and I’m not gonna take it anymore.”

      Cowboys dining around the fire in Blazing Saddles.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Bed Dec 26,2013 5:02 pm || Up

        The USS Indianapolis speech from Jaws. I love every thing about it, the lead up where they’re all comparing scars and how the three actors play off each other…amazing acting, writing and cinematography.

        But seriously, folks...
      • nobody in particular Dec 26,2013 10:06 pm || Up

        Mine is the Ned Beatty “Corporate Cosmology” speech to Peter Finch in the conference room.

        I also love the restaurant scene in “Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life” when Terry Jones explodes.

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • East Bay Evans Dec 26,2013 5:07 pm || Up

      Steve Buscemi’s “No tipping” scene in Reservoir Dogs is up there.

      Maybe the final scene in Paths of Glory? Very powerful.

      • Bed Dec 26,2013 5:18 pm || Up

        Paths of Glory is a great movie.

        But seriously, folks...
      • DFA Dec 26,2013 5:21 pm || Up

        That movie makes me fall asleep every time.

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • danmerqury Dec 26,2013 6:15 pm || Up

        That opening of Reservoir Dogs encapsulates pretty much everything about the way Tarantino writes: curly dialogue that tangents off into nowhere that implicitly speaks volumes about the characters.

        • East Bay Evans Dec 26,2013 7:38 pm || Up

          Concur’d.

          I’d say the discussion between Jules and Vincent in Pulp Fiction is the perfect example of Tarantino’s technique. It’s all friendly banter about Royales and foot massages until they arrive at Brett’s place and Jules ultimately says:

          “That’s an interesting point… let’s get into character.”

          Good stuff.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 26,2013 5:50 pm || Up

      Ooh, tough one. Probably the concluding crescendo of Apocalypse Now. Honorable mentions for Nicholson eating lunch with John Huston in Chinatown, and “You have to answer for Santino, Carlo.”

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • DFA Dec 27,2013 7:36 am || Up

        Chinatown is fking phenominal. Also its still how LA politics are opperated today, its all about water and power

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • danmerqury Dec 26,2013 6:13 pm || Up

      Ooooh, good question. Can’t narrow it down, but: The climax at the end of Children of Men.The dancing scene in WALL-E. The opening of Melancholia. The end of Brazil.

    • Future Ed Dec 26,2013 6:30 pm || Up

      maybe trite, but the scene in godfather where michael kills sollozo and mcclusky

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Bed Dec 26,2013 6:31 pm || Up

        It’s not trite…it’s one of the more famous scenes of all time.

        But seriously, folks...
    • batgirl Dec 26,2013 6:44 pm || Up

      That is a really hard question that would take some pondering. But off the top of my head, the scene in Tootsie when Dustin Hoffman lets the cat out of the bag that he’s a man on live TV.

    • 5Aces Dec 26,2013 7:29 pm || Up

      Im with everyine else; so tough to choose. Im pretty sure I will reply again in a month at 3am. But for now I will go with 1of 2 from the Untouchables. Either the train station, or when they ride out on horseback to stop the bootleggers from crossing back across the border on the bridge.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Bed Dec 26,2013 7:35 pm || Up

        I love The Untouchables…it’s in my all time top 10.

        But seriously, folks...
        • 5Aces Dec 26,2013 7:49 pm || Up

          Ditto. Actually had the movie poster up in my room as a kid.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Bed Dec 26,2013 8:05 pm || Up

            In my room growing up I had Jaws, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Marcus Allen and Heather Thomas posters up in my room.

            But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 26,2013 8:25 pm || Up

      Ooh, because it just came on TV, the scene from Godfather II where Hyman Roth cuts up and serves the cake shaped like Cuba to the assembled mobsters, talking of who will take over what, then Michael tells the story of seeing a Cuban rebel blow himself up rather than be captured.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • MikeV Dec 26,2013 9:27 pm || Up

      any of the ones where Pacino and DeNiro are drinking coffee together

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • AV Dec 27,2013 10:31 am || Up

        how ’bout keitel drinking alone?

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • nevermoor Dec 26,2013 11:10 pm || Up

      I’m not sure this is it for me, but the Holy Grail needs some love. Either the French insults or black knight scenes.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • MikeV Dec 26,2013 11:35 pm || Up

        oppressed peasant.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

      • DFA Dec 27,2013 7:38 am || Up

        im not dead yet also

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • nevermoor Dec 27,2013 10:43 am || Up

          And the brave Sir Robin song, and the grenade instructions, and…

          Basically, the whole movie.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • AV Dec 27,2013 10:40 am || Up

      i go for adlibbed soliloquies or extended crane shots. either way really.

      so, in no order…

      tears in the rain, bladerunner

      dr strangelove’s hand comes alive, strangelove

      it’s all part of the cosmic unconscious, repo man

      or…

      evil

      cuba (jump to 2:10)

      fellas

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Dec 27,2013 10:49 am || Up

        um… *monologues. (i totally forgot what soliloquies meant for a sec.)

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • danmerqury Dec 27,2013 5:10 pm || Up

          Ah! Speaking of monologues: Ellen Burstyn’s monologue she gives to her son in Requiem for a Dream.

      • colin Dec 27,2013 12:21 pm || Up

        Plate. of shrimp! (same scene as cosmic unconsciousness, I know)

      • brian.only Dec 27,2013 1:56 pm || Up

        Have you seen Weekend and Enter the Void?

        • brian.only Dec 27,2013 2:01 pm || Up

          The 1967 Godard Weekend.*

          • AV Dec 27,2013 5:27 pm || Up

            oh. i thought you meant the sequel to friday…

            yes, of course. but i remember that tracking shot way less lively in terms of the camera interacting with the space.

            i never finished enter the void. don’t know why.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • brian.only Dec 27,2013 7:04 pm || Up

              I was more referencing that Weekend is nearly all tracking shots, that Soy Cuba shot is incredible btw!

              Enter the Void is tough, if you look at it as an art film it’s much easier to sit through. Lots of OOBE tracking shots too, most of the dialog being improvised. The lead wasn’t even an actor before filming.

              Gaspar Noe is one of the only somewhat ‘widely distributed’ directors out there trying to do something new with film, that said- they are difficult to watch, lack conventional narrative (which is usually what gets most people), and are quite brutal at times. Some of the scenes in ETV are insanely beautiful, it also has the best impression of a psychadelic experience I’ve ever seen in cinema.

      • AV Feb 2,2015 10:48 am || Up

        holy shit with the tracking shot in true detective.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • doctorK Dec 27,2013 12:52 pm || Up

      The Springtime for Hitler musical opener in The Producers.

  26. Bed Dec 26,2013 4:55 pm

    pfft…Gruden…BRING BACK LANE KIFFIN!

    But seriously, folks...
  27. Bed Dec 26,2013 4:56 pm

    I may just name all the former Raiders head coaches in some manner in this lounge…that’s just how I roll.

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 26,2013 5:50 pm || Up

      They’re just a Shell of their former glory.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  28. Bed Dec 26,2013 4:58 pm

    Joe Morgan just told me that Billy Beane only likes soccer teams that refuse to steal bases.

    But seriously, folks...
  29. andeux Dec 26,2013 5:00 pm

    TINSTAAFK
    • Bed Dec 26,2013 5:07 pm || Up

      Merle Haggard is such a bad ass name. If that was my name I would spend hours each day introducing myself to people just so I could say the name.

      But seriously, folks...
  30. Bed Dec 26,2013 5:09 pm

    Where are the posts about the Houston Oilers?

    But seriously, folks...
    • andeux Dec 26,2013 5:10 pm || Up
      TINSTAAFK
      • Bed Dec 26,2013 5:17 pm || Up

        If gay guys can help the team win no one is going to care outside of the nut jobs. Most pros only care about getting paid and winning not who their teammate is sleeping with.

        But seriously, folks...
      • Glorious Mundy Dec 26,2013 5:22 pm || Up

        I miss those uniforms.

        • Bed Dec 26,2013 5:25 pm || Up

          Oilers is a much better team name than the Texans.

          But seriously, folks...
          • oblique Dec 26,2013 9:06 pm || Up

            The Texans are not the Oilers; the Titans are.

            • Glorious Mundy Dec 26,2013 9:09 pm || Up

              No no no, the Jets are the Titans.

              • andeux Dec 26,2013 9:12 pm || Up

                I thought the Jets were the Thrashers. And the Coyotes are the Jets.

                TINSTAAFK
                • oblique Dec 26,2013 9:16 pm || Up

                  Wait, they moved to Manitoba and took up hockey?

                • andeux Dec 26,2013 9:18 pm || Up

                  Their coach probably didn’t emphasize what sport they were playing enough, and they got confused.

                  TINSTAAFK
              • Future Ed Dec 26,2013 9:19 pm || Up

                Jet?

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Glorious Mundy Dec 26,2013 9:22 pm || Up

                • Future Ed Dec 26,2013 9:25 pm || Up

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Bed Dec 27,2013 6:38 am || Up

              Right, I know the Oilers became the Texans. I just meant for the city of Houston that the Oilers is a more fitting name than the Texans.

              But seriously, folks...
  31. Bed Dec 26,2013 5:11 pm

    With a newborn to go along with the two year old I’m guessing that seven hours a night of sleeping resolution is about as likely as the Raiders winning the Super Bowl this year…good thing I took up meth.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Dec 26,2013 5:13 pm || Up

      Speaking of two year olds…Norv Turner laughs like one when you tickle his belly.

      But seriously, folks...
  32. Bed Dec 26,2013 5:21 pm

    The more you know…

    The main reason Mike Shanahan and Al Davis hated each other is Davis closed all the tanning booths at the Raiders practice facility.

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  33. Bed Dec 26,2013 5:23 pm

    I’m not going to tease Art Shell…he was a Hall of Fame player, a pretty darn good coach the first time around and a hell of a man.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Dec 26,2013 5:24 pm || Up

      Now…Mike White on the other hand was so boring his name was Mike White.

      But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 26,2013 5:53 pm || Up

      Great player to be sure. You could make a case that Shell and Upshaw were the best pair of lineman to play together ever.

      I didn’t like him all that much as a coach the first time, seemed overmatched in the game management aspect.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  34. Bed Dec 26,2013 5:29 pm

    John Rauch and Bill Callahan both coached the Raiders to Super Bowl defeats…Al Davis later had them executed.

    But seriously, folks...
  35. Bed Dec 26,2013 6:07 pm

    I don’t know much about John Madden…apparently he’s some sort of video game producer.

    But seriously, folks...
  36. Bed Dec 26,2013 6:11 pm

    My favorite hot tub party ever? Probably that time I kicked Natalie Portman, Christina Hendricks and Salma Hayek out of the tub so I could hot tub it up with Eddie Erdelatz, Marty Feldman, and Red Conkright…those dudes knew how to party.

    But seriously, folks...
  37. Bed Dec 26,2013 6:12 pm

    I’m not going to tease Tom Flores either…I love Tom Flores.

    But seriously, folks...
  38. Bed Dec 26,2013 6:13 pm

    …and now Hue Jackson would like to say a word about his favorite subject…Hue Jackson.

    But seriously, folks...
  39. Bed Dec 26,2013 6:14 pm

    Dennis Allen is possibly a former football coach who used to coach football players playing the game of football

    But seriously, folks...
    • Soaker Dec 26,2013 6:24 pm || Up

      You haven’t yet mentioned the embarrassing 2014 season, when head coach Charlie Weis and offensive coordinator Sonny Dykes “led” the Raiders to, uh, never mind.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Bed Dec 26,2013 6:27 pm || Up

        (Bed reads Soaker’s vision of a Raiders future…thinks about it…runs away screaming.)

        But seriously, folks...
  40. Jennifer Dec 26,2013 6:22 pm

    So someone else committed suicide today.

    • Bed Dec 26,2013 6:28 pm || Up

      I don’t know how to respond to this other than to say hi Jennifer.

      But seriously, folks...
      • Jennifer Dec 27,2013 1:38 am || Up

        Thanks, Bed. You keep me entertained. I’m going to be okay.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 26,2013 6:39 pm || Up

      Sorry dude. The holiday season is really hard on some people.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  41. Bed Dec 26,2013 6:29 pm

    Well, I guess I’m here at Free Kraut to stay…I couldn’t cut it in the Mexican League.

    But seriously, folks...
  42. Bed Dec 26,2013 6:34 pm

    My three favorite coaches?

    1. Tony LaRussa
    2. Tom Flores
    3. Lou Brown

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 26,2013 6:37 pm || Up

      I like this one:

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 26,2013 6:38 pm || Up

      I’m sorry, but this conversation begins and ends with Dean Smith.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Bed Dec 26,2013 6:41 pm || Up

        Dean stealing Old Roy led to KU getting Bill Self so I’m cool with Dean.

        But seriously, folks...
        • Bed Dec 26,2013 6:42 pm || Up

          Kansas Basketball: 8 coaches in 115 years and the worst one is the guy who invented the game.

          But seriously, folks...
        • Glorious Mundy Dec 26,2013 6:43 pm || Up

          Dean gave Ol’ Roy to KU in the first place.

          • Bed Dec 26,2013 6:47 pm || Up

            …and we appreciate all the heart breaking tournament loses. I think most KU fans have a soft spot for both Dean and Roy.

            But seriously, folks...
  43. Bed Dec 26,2013 6:36 pm

    Anytime a sports announcer says “isn’t it ironic?” I want to yell at the TV “I doubt it will be.”

    But seriously, folks...
  44. Bed Dec 26,2013 6:38 pm

    In honor of the long lost Oz here are my Top 5 Ozzy Osbourne songs.

    1.
    2.
    3.
    4.
    5.

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 26,2013 6:40 pm || Up

      Crazy Train should be our national anthem.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  45. Bed Dec 26,2013 6:53 pm

    I WANT MY MTV!…well, not really…I’m 40.

    But seriously, folks...
    • DFA Dec 27,2013 7:41 am || Up

      why is there a sixteen and pregnant marathon?

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  46. Glorious Mundy Dec 26,2013 6:59 pm

    Whoa, it’s college bowl game season! Who’s Cal playing?

    • Bed Dec 26,2013 7:00 pm || Up

      Cal vs KU in The Toilet Bowl

      But seriously, folks...
      • Soaker Dec 26,2013 7:23 pm || Up

        There are 35 bowl games this year and ESPN is adding about 3 more next year (including the “Bahamas Bowl” which doesn’t sound bad at all), so a matchup like that isn’t at all implausible.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Bed Dec 26,2013 7:25 pm || Up

          Wow…that’s a lot of crappy football games…I get my fill of those watching the Raiders.

          But seriously, folks...
          • nevermoor Dec 26,2013 11:13 pm || Up

            Worst part is the non-shitty games don’t start until Monday (and that’s only because this family will enjoy watching Oregon run all over Texas)

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • Bed Dec 27,2013 6:40 am || Up

              I really don’t watch much college football. Outside of the NFL, PGA and KU hoops I don’t watch much sports period.

              But seriously, folks...
  47. Bed Dec 26,2013 7:00 pm

    Fine…I have a poster of John Paul Stevens in my garage…DON”T YOU DARE JUDGE ME about my love of 93 year old retired Supreme Court justices!

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 26,2013 7:06 pm || Up

      I loved him in Led Zepplin.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 26,2013 7:10 pm || Up

      No one rocks a bow tie like that badass.

  48. Bed Dec 26,2013 7:21 pm

    In the future, Ed will just be Ed, but he’ll still be going on about cricket.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Dec 26,2013 8:39 pm || Up

      india south africa is going on right now

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed Dec 26,2013 8:40 pm || Up

        suspended due to bad light

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Bed Dec 26,2013 8:48 pm || Up

          Damn! I have money on that game.

          But seriously, folks...
          • Future Ed Dec 26,2013 8:50 pm || Up

            relax its a 5 day test match. we are only on day 1

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Bed Dec 26,2013 9:09 pm || Up

              Keep me posted, Ed. I have all my Euros wrapped up in this bet.

              But seriously, folks...
              • Future Ed Dec 26,2013 9:24 pm || Up

                well, SA has only got one wicket and Vijay almost has a century. I bet after dhoni bats tomorrow they declare.

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Bed Dec 27,2013 7:12 am || Up

                  It must have been the power play.

                  But seriously, folks...
  49. Jennifer Dec 26,2013 7:31 pm

    I finally got my cherry pie.

  50. Bed Dec 26,2013 7:38 pm

    I don’t want to get all political here but…red grapes are tasty.

    But seriously, folks...
    • nevermoor Dec 26,2013 11:14 pm || Up

      blue grapes are better!!!!!

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Bed Dec 27,2013 7:00 am || Up

        Well, I think you live in a more blue grape kind of state. We’re red grape state folks here in the South.

        But seriously, folks...
  51. Bed Dec 26,2013 7:41 pm

    I think we can agree to disagree about our earlier agreement where we had a disagreement about agreeing to disagree about said agreement but then disagreed about agreeing about the agreement in which there was little to disagree about.

    But seriously, folks...
  52. Bed Dec 26,2013 7:45 pm

    I bless the rains down in Topeka.

    But seriously, folks...
  53. Bed Dec 26,2013 7:49 pm

    Kiss Me, I’m Dutch…actually you should stay away as far as possible from those bastards.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 26,2013 7:51 pm || Up

      How dare they process their cocoa with an alkalizing agent!

      • Bed Dec 26,2013 8:03 pm || Up

        Will their reign of terror ever end?

        But seriously, folks...
        • Bed Dec 26,2013 8:25 pm || Up

          The Edit Button: Making Bed look a little less stupid since 2012.

          But seriously, folks...
  54. Bed Dec 26,2013 8:02 pm

    It was 1981. I was hanging out in the green room at The Tonight Show studio in Burbank. It was 2 pm and Ed McMahon was on his fifth Brandy Old Fashioned. He was slurring his words as he told a story about how Johnny Carson had once killed a man with his thumb, his left thumb to be exact. Erik Estrada was in the room going on and on about how CHiPs was changing the face of television. We all knew he was just trying to impress Charlene Tilton who was looking pretty good in her Jordache jeans. George Carlin was doing a run through on his bit for the show that night, and he had brought some top notch Colombian cocaine, which Redd Foxx was cutting on a bathroom counter top. I took a deep breath and thought to myself…there’s no place I’d rather be.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Soaker Dec 26,2013 8:27 pm || Up

      The 11:30 p.m. West Coast SportsCenter killed the Tonight Show star.

      It’s possible I enhanced my pleasure with thoughts of a naked Charlene Tilton, though frankly Valerie Bertinelli was a little more up my alley.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Dec 26,2013 8:43 pm || Up

      that is impressive

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  55. Bed Dec 26,2013 8:29 pm

    I’m not cool enough to drink Ovaltine.

    But seriously, folks...
  56. Bed Dec 26,2013 8:57 pm

    J-Lo on the Down-Low Part VIII: The Yellow Roses of Texas

    J-Lo goes on a journey of self discovery while traveling with an all female group of Barber Shop singers in 1950’s West Texas.

    But seriously, folks...
  57. Bed Dec 26,2013 8:59 pm

    The Infield Fly Rule: Is whenever Kurt Suzuki comes to bat with someone on base.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Dec 26,2013 9:00 pm || Up

      see also:automatic double play

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  58. Jennifer Dec 27,2013 1:03 am

    I don’t think I’ve seen Die Hard.

    • Bed Dec 27,2013 6:42 am || Up

      Well, it’s a fun movie. I’ve seen it oh, once or twice.

      But seriously, folks...
    • 5Aces Dec 27,2013 9:15 am || Up

      Are you from this country?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  59. Bed Dec 27,2013 6:49 am

    Nnamdi Asomugha to retire as a Raider…odd career. He only played nine seasons and he was really only good for about three of them. I don’t get the whole one day contract to retire thing, especially for a guy that has no chance of getting into the Hall of Fame.

    He seems like a good guy and he made a lot of money, is married to Kerry Washington and hopefully he walked away from the game early enough to have his health.

    But seriously, folks...
    • danmerqury Dec 27,2013 5:11 pm || Up

      He’s married to Kerry Washington? Cripes.

      • Glorious Mundy Dec 27,2013 5:13 pm || Up

        He’s a handsome Cal man. The world is his oyster.

        • danmerqury Dec 27,2013 5:22 pm || Up

          Cal education, show-stopping wife, some $30MM+ in total career earnings…I’d say he’s had a pretty good run.

          • Bed Dec 27,2013 5:31 pm || Up

            While he never won too many football games he certainly won in the game of life.

            But seriously, folks...
  60. Bed Dec 27,2013 6:51 am

    Where are the posts about AfterMASH?

    But seriously, folks...
  61. Bed Dec 27,2013 6:54 am

    Things are getting a little dusty here…and no, I don’t mean I’m about to cry…I mean someone needs to do some dusting in here.

    But seriously, folks...
  62. Bed Dec 27,2013 6:58 am

    When I was younger I got out of bed in the morning feeling great…now when I get up it’s a lot of groaning, and my body sounds like a bowl of Rice Crispies as it snaps, crackles and pops. Damn, it’s good to be a Bedster.

    But seriously, folks...
  63. Bed Dec 27,2013 7:03 am

    I have enough chest hair to star in a 1970’s TV cop show.

    But seriously, folks...
  64. Bed Dec 27,2013 7:08 am

    Like most people I spend a lot of my free time making Sophie B. Hawkins mix tapes.

    But seriously, folks...
  65. Bed Dec 27,2013 7:10 am

    Okay, time for Plan B…I need a trampoline and some WD-40.

    But seriously, folks...
  66. colin Dec 27,2013 12:27 pm

    I’m on my way to Antarctica!

    I had a nice send off yesterday. Got back from a couple of days with my in-laws and found the back door open. No signs that anyone broke in — that door just doesn’t shut right some times. But it did mean that the laundry room froze. Once I got it warmed up again, one of the washing machines started gushing water from a busted hose. I shut it off, but not before it flooded the room pretty good, so I had to spend a half hour soaking it all up with a mop.

    • Bed Dec 27,2013 12:37 pm || Up

      I hear it’s a dry cold…best of luck in Antarctica. I always get a kick out of hearing about the lives many of you cool folks lead.

      But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Dec 27,2013 12:44 pm || Up

      Coo. Although I don’t know from the stroy if you are going or just feel like you are

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • danmerqury Dec 27,2013 5:12 pm || Up

      Damn, have fun in Antarctica! What are you going for?

      • colin Dec 27,2013 9:19 pm || Up

        For work. Same project that I have been on for the last 3+ years.

        • danmerqury Dec 28,2013 6:13 am || Up

          Incredible, man.

          • colin Dec 28,2013 8:39 pm || Up

            I posted this last year already, but I like the photo, so here it is again:

            • colin Dec 28,2013 8:42 pm || Up

              hmm… sideways image is sideways

              • ptbnl Dec 28,2013 9:15 pm || Up

                Fixed.

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • AV Dec 28,2013 10:04 pm || Up

                ZOMG. cosmic secrets revealed. the south pole is actually the east pole!!!

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 28,2013 9:22 pm || Up

              That is hella cool. Please post it every winter.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • danmerqury Dec 29,2013 7:13 am || Up

              Perfect!

    • doctorK Dec 28,2013 9:17 pm || Up

      Awesome. Hope you aren’t traveling on a Russian (or Chinese) ship.

    • ptbnl Dec 30,2013 1:25 am || Up

      Did you see these recently-discovered photos from the Shackleton expedition?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • colin Dec 30,2013 10:43 am || Up

        I saw links but haven’t gotten around to checking them out.

        Our winter-over had an awesome find several years ago. Before they detonated the buried Old Pole station, he had gone down there with other winter-overs and found an undeveloped roll of film that dated back to when the station was still active (they switched over to the dome sometime in the 70s). He put together an awesome slide show switching between old photos of the active station and photos that he took from the same vantage points showing a desolate and decrepit station buried under the ice.

        • AV Dec 30,2013 11:14 am || Up

          the south pole is hot right now.

          http://rt.com/news/australia-ship-trapped-antarctic-970/

          and… lol…

          http://www.clarin.com/sociedad/Simularan-Antartida-condiciones-vida-Marte_0_1057094331.html

          they’re sending 15 argentine army kids to belgrano II station to spend a polar year… because it is similar to conditions on mars… and this is a chrono-biologic experiment toward future exploration… of mars… by argentines… who are oh so very close to a space program…

          as evidenced by the current 15th day in a row of blackouts in buenos aires because of peak summer temps, and people protesting in the streets because in the dark there is no way to keep food fresh or police protection to keep away the marauding thieves looking for food, that is, if the thieves can make it out to thieve instead of staying put and dying with their families from, duh, generator exhaust in the house. in other words, ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja. (translation: ha ha ha, etc…)

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  67. Bed Dec 27,2013 12:46 pm

    Would you rather have more money or more friends?

    But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Dec 27,2013 12:53 pm || Up

      money. I have friends

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Bed Dec 27,2013 12:58 pm || Up

      Money is just a tool to me so I’d always take more friends…it would allow me to dump all my Chiefs fans friends, they’ve been unbearable this year.

      But seriously, folks...
  68. Bed Dec 27,2013 12:46 pm

    Would you rather be smarter or funnier?

    But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Dec 27,2013 12:52 pm || Up

      I don’t think I could possibly be either one.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Bed Dec 27,2013 12:59 pm || Up

      Funnier. I’ll always take the laugh.

      But seriously, folks...
  69. Bed Dec 27,2013 12:48 pm

    Would you rather live the lifestyle you want and live to 65 or live a healthy, restrictive lifestyle and live to 80?

    But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Dec 27,2013 12:53 pm || Up

      what is my lifestyle? i like that one

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Bed Dec 27,2013 12:59 pm || Up

      80…I’ll be pissed if I die young.

      But seriously, folks...
    • ptbnl Dec 27,2013 1:01 pm || Up

      Ask me again when I’m 64 and 364 days.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  70. Bed Dec 27,2013 2:50 pm

    I’m getting a divorce…from Apple.

    I got rid of the iPhone and now I’m dumping the Apple laptop. My wife loves her Apple products but I guess I’m a boring PC guy. I’m going to get another Toshiba laptop…I’m on an old one right now. I’ve had good luck with Toshiba.

    But seriously, folks...
    • DFA Dec 27,2013 3:39 pm || Up

      I really like my lenovo yoga

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • Bed Dec 27,2013 4:41 pm || Up

        I went on their website…it’s a sharp looking device.

        But seriously, folks...
        • DFA Dec 28,2013 10:30 pm || Up

          Id recomend it though it might be more power than you need

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • batgirl Dec 27,2013 5:38 pm || Up

      Me too. I’m not a huge fan of my Ipad.

      • Bed Dec 27,2013 5:41 pm || Up

        I got talked into switching everything to Apple by a clever Hawaiian I’ve had dealings with.

        But seriously, folks...
      • nevermoor Dec 28,2013 2:55 pm || Up

        I’ve been using a first-gen one alot recently, and it just does. not. cut. it.

        I don’t understand why the damn things swept the world.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • MikeV Dec 28,2013 4:25 pm || Up

          marketing, apple honks, etc.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

        • Future Ed Dec 28,2013 4:29 pm || Up

          and full size is so unwieldy. I enjoy the smaller tablets of today, but SLF’s ipad 2 is my least favorite between the kindle fire samsung whatever it is, my galaxy phone and SLF’s iphone

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • DFA Dec 28,2013 10:30 pm || Up

          I agree!

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  71. brian.only Dec 27,2013 3:52 pm

    Wow, really? How dim do you have to be…
    On a side note, man, insidebayarea.com’s front page got even uglier, I didn’t think this was possible.
    I was really stoked for html 5, but in the end I think a lot of GD’s were better off w/ 4…

    • Bed Dec 27,2013 4:40 pm || Up

      I’ve been thinking about switching to the all gold teeth look myself.

      But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 27,2013 5:23 pm || Up

      And they’re trying to impose a paywall too (after something like 20 articles each month). The idea has only failed for a few hundred real newspapers so far, maybe it’ll work this time!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Bed Dec 27,2013 5:30 pm || Up

        Newspapers have to do something…people need to realize good journalism costs money.

        But seriously, folks...
        • ptbnl Dec 27,2013 5:49 pm || Up

          They could start by trying good journalism.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • Bed Dec 27,2013 6:00 pm || Up

            I can’t speak to the quality of Bay Area newspapers, but there are plenty of great journalists who no longer work in the field, and this is not a good thing for our democracy. We need strong, professional journalists digging for the stories we need to hear about, and that costs money.

            But seriously, folks...
            • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 27,2013 6:10 pm || Up

              Yes, there does need to be a new model, whereby content is valued enough to not only have readers pay for it, but to create a viable career model. Currently it strikes me that studying journalism in college is approaching art history/philosophy levels of uselessness as it relates to future careers.

              Unfortunately I cannot visualize that model.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
              • Bed Dec 27,2013 6:12 pm || Up

                Very well put, FSU. I have no idea how they fix it either. It’s something that worries me though and I hope someone comes up with something.

                But seriously, folks...
                • Future Ed Dec 27,2013 6:23 pm || Up

                  Politicians too easily hide from journalists. the answer lies in Yellow journalism I am afraid. The only motivation for actually having to push politicians is opposition to them.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Bed Dec 27,2013 6:30 pm || Up

                  I feel the best way to keep politicians in line is good journalism. It’s brought down Presidents and helped turn the tide against corruption and wrong headed wars. Without good journalism you aren’t going to have an informed electorate to be in opposition.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • Future Ed Dec 27,2013 7:08 pm || Up

                  right. But “good Journalism” does not exist. THe powerful pols have the ability to limit access to those they don’t like. Access is more valuable to ABC news than a good scoop. the pols know it and create an atmosphere that suits them.

                  Fox is the only large group actually trying to dig out dirt on Obama, and who knows if MSNBC is doing the same for the GOP

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Bed Dec 27,2013 7:23 pm || Up

                  I disagree that good journalism doesn’t exist. I see and read good journalism when I look for it. Access to politicians isn’t how you break news. Talking to staff and digging into their motivations, and who backs them is how you do it.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • Future Ed Dec 27,2013 7:26 pm || Up

                  I agree with all those points. maybe my stance should be more subtle like, good journalism does not exist in major media companies than run the major newspapers and TV news networks/

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Bed Dec 27,2013 7:35 pm || Up

                  I agree that a lot of corporate media is awful, especially inside the Beltway. I can be a little pollyannaish (is that a word?) when it comes to journalism, but I really do believe that when it’s done right, it can change the world. I hope we can find a way to make it a profession that young, smart and aggressive people want to go into again.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • danmerqury Dec 28,2013 6:26 am || Up

                  This I’ll agree with. Good journalism certainly does exist, but it’s not on CNN.

                  Look at what Glenn Greenwald has done with the NSA, for example.

                • ptbnl Dec 28,2013 8:26 am || Up

                  Greenwald’s is certainly important journalism, but it’s not very good – he’s far too concerned with putting himself in the middle of the story.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • Bed Dec 28,2013 10:13 am || Up

                  I’ve read Greenwald only a handful of times and he’s not my cup of tea but I’m glad he’s out there.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • brian.only Dec 28,2013 11:22 am || Up

                  He also ditched the Guardian as well.

                • DFA Dec 28,2013 10:34 pm || Up

                  this. its all about him and his high horse instead of the story that he also happens to be mostly write abou

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • nevermoor Dec 28,2013 3:03 pm || Up

              I completely agree. As much as I dislike Sullivan, I think the people like him and Ezra Klien could wind up creating brands that sustain (some) real journalism. Unfortunately, local-level stuff is much harder to make work on a crowdsourced model.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • Bed Dec 28,2013 3:32 pm || Up

                Local corruption is likely to rise due to the fact that there isn’t the local metro beat reporters going to board meetings and hitting the bricks for local stories anymore.

                But seriously, folks...
                • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 28,2013 3:40 pm || Up

                  That might not prove true. In the Bay Area at least a wave of muckraking blogger types has definitely filled some of the void from the reduced local newspaper staffing. They’re not as professional to be sure, and carry slants/biases that pro newsies (claim that they) are not subject to. But the bloggers often work harder, since they can stay on a story like a dog with a bone, in cases where the editors make pros move along to the next thing.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Bed Dec 28,2013 3:52 pm || Up

                  That might work in more tech savvy places like the Bay Area, where I would assume more people read blogs.

                  But seriously, folks...
                • doctorK Dec 28,2013 4:42 pm || Up

                  The lack of good local journalism was never more clear to me than the lack of follow-up on the Lehigh cement plant shooting in Cupertino in 2011. The shooter killed himself after being hit several times by three sheriff’s deputies, who fired a total of 44 shots at a nearly stationary target, who apparently was trying to commit suicide-by-cop. The questions I had at the time were:
                  1. Why such awful shooting?
                  2. What was being done for the homeowners, whose garage door, cars (both were in the driveway), and other property were heavily damaged by the excessive gunfire? (I happen to know more about this incident, since a co-worker knows this family).
                  3. What measures are being taken to prevent this kind of piss-poor police work in the future?

                  Instead, the bay area media dropped the story after the perp was shot down.

          • Future Ed Dec 27,2013 6:19 pm || Up

            this.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • DFA Dec 28,2013 10:31 pm || Up

            So true. I can get my news 100 better places than the Chron… maybe if they actually did some good local coverage it might be interesting

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  72. brian.only Dec 27,2013 4:18 pm

    slegnA going for Mulder.

    • Bed Dec 27,2013 4:32 pm || Up

      Did you know that slegnA backwards is Angels?

      …and put me down as thinking Fox Mulder has a better chance of being a top notch pitcher next year.

      But seriously, folks...
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 27,2013 5:18 pm || Up

        Arte Moreno believes the answer is out there.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Bed Dec 27,2013 5:33 pm || Up

          Apparently he thinks the answer involves paying millions to aging sluggers.

          But seriously, folks...
  73. Bed Dec 27,2013 4:37 pm

    I’m not cool enough to eat at Pizza Hut.

    But seriously, folks...
  74. Bed Dec 27,2013 5:44 pm

    Well, it looks like I’m going to lose the bet…today is when I predicted the sequel would be born. My wife went with Sunday. I feel like maybe she has inside information.

    But seriously, folks...
  75. Bed Dec 27,2013 5:49 pm

    Indiana Jones and the Assisted Living Facility of Doom.

    But seriously, folks...
  76. Bed Dec 27,2013 5:57 pm

    I just got a text from Bridget the Midget. I guess her love affair with Chris Christie was more of a one night stand kind of deal. Apparently he’s into stuff too kinky even for her. She says he’s great pals with Richard Gere and Gere got him into using ferrets in…uh, unique ways. Besides, Christie was too much of a RINO for Bridget. She’s a life long Libertarian so she’s set her sights on Rand Paul. She plans on wooing him by making jokes about unemployed people and reading long passages aloud from Atlas Shrugged. I sure hope these two crazy kids can make it work.

    But seriously, folks...
  77. Bed Dec 27,2013 6:41 pm

    Scrambled eggs: A good way to start the day or a communist plot to overthrow America?

    But seriously, folks...
  78. Bed Dec 27,2013 6:42 pm

    What’s your favorite Pop Tart flavor?

    But seriously, folks...
  79. Bed Dec 27,2013 7:01 pm

    Jell-O or pudding?

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Dec 27,2013 7:37 pm || Up

      Fine! Duck the question you cowards!

      But seriously, folks...
      • Future Ed Dec 27,2013 7:42 pm || Up

        pudding you half wit

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Bed Dec 27,2013 7:44 pm || Up

          HOW DARE YOU! THIS MEANS WAR!…oh wait…yeah, pudding is better.

          But seriously, folks...
  80. Bed Dec 27,2013 7:37 pm

    The Ed & Bed Debate Hour is brought to you by Earl Campbell’s Hot Links.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Dec 27,2013 7:44 pm || Up

      JIMMIE DEAN YOU HALF WIT

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Bed Dec 27,2013 7:49 pm || Up

        Our show would be great…I’d mostly talk about myself and you’d go between reading cricket scores and calling me names.

        But seriously, folks...
        • Future Ed Dec 27,2013 8:01 pm || Up

          I have a meeting with Bill Lawrence

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Bed Dec 27,2013 8:03 pm || Up

            We’ll make dozens of dollars!

            But seriously, folks...
            • Future Ed Dec 27,2013 8:07 pm || Up

              I hope its ok that I dropped your name. they always like a local commercial actor from 30 years ago to be attached to a project

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • Bed Dec 27,2013 8:15 pm || Up

                Hey, my name will open doors all over Hollywood…mainly due to the fact that a lot of out or work actors named Brian are doormen in Hollywood.

                But seriously, folks...
  81. Bed Dec 27,2013 7:43 pm

    Both my mom and my mother in law are flying in on Monday…seems like a good time for a golf trip…I wonder if the kid can stay in there another week or so?

    But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Dec 27,2013 7:46 pm || Up

      please tell me you booked the flights so they arrive at the airport at the same time.

      SLF’s dad lives over an hour from the airport and when my family and SLFs step sister fly in for christmas, there is always a two days of utter confusion about who is going to be picked up from the airport and when

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Bed Dec 27,2013 7:52 pm || Up

        They aren’t even arriving at the same airports…we have it all set up thankfully. We all thought the kid would be here well before Monday so they’re coming to see him and help out for a bit. I’m enjoying today because it’s likely the last quiet, restful day I’ll have in a long time.

        But seriously, folks...
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 27,2013 8:02 pm || Up

          Get Mrs. Bed to use some of that Hawaiian strength and magic to hold on through the weekend and aim for 2014. 14 is a better number to be on the end of young Blanda’s birthdate than 13 anyway. Also, you can record the obligatory “first baby of the New Year” story on your local news, then save it in some file format that will be obsolete and unplayable before Blanda’s 18th birthday.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Bed Dec 27,2013 8:04 pm || Up

            We are so close that it would be fun if he was a New Year’s Day baby. I’ll go tell my wife that we’re changing his name to Blanda.

            But seriously, folks...
  82. Bed Dec 27,2013 7:59 pm

    Since I won’t be here on Sunday after the Raiders loss I’d like to post this in advance…

    FU Manning you amazing, great, seemingly nice and decent person you.
    Dennis Allen is a football coach who fails at coaching football players playing football.
    HOW CAN YOU DROP THAT PASS (Insert any Raiders receiver here)
    It’s all Reggie McKenzie’s fault!
    Mark Davis’ bowl cut is dead sexy.
    Hey, great back to back 4-12 seasons.
    I picked the wrong season to stop sniffing glue.
    Next year we’re going all the way.

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 27,2013 8:04 pm || Up

      By including the Mark Davis statement I take all of these comments in the spirit of Opposite Day which I’m sure is what you intended. So McKenzie is awesome and we’re going 12-4.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Bed Dec 27,2013 8:18 pm || Up

        WooHoo! 12 wins…that normally takes about 3 seasons.

        But seriously, folks...
        • Future Ed Dec 27,2013 8:25 pm || Up

          you misunderstood his comment. 12/4. twelve wins, four seasons

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Bed Dec 27,2013 8:28 pm || Up

            That seems more realistic.

            But seriously, folks...
          • nevermoor Dec 28,2013 3:30 pm || Up

            My google-fu must be really weak. I just spent 30 minutes looking for the Bill Walsh Coors Light commercial (“12 and 4 is pretty good”) and couldn’t find it.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Soaker Dec 27,2013 8:23 pm || Up

      Some of the preliminary mock drafts are projecting Blake Bortles to the Raiders (Bridgewater should already be gone). You’ll probably want to watch the Fiesta Bowl, following the Rose Bowl on Wednesday.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Bed Dec 27,2013 8:28 pm || Up

        I can already hear Chris Berman’s 1980’s themed nickname for him…Blake Bortles & Jaymes.

        But seriously, folks...
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 27,2013 8:32 pm || Up

        I had to Google “Blake Bortles” to reassure myself that you didn’t just make that name up.

        Without caring enough to investigate tie breakers, it looks like the Raiders could draft anywhere between second and ninth. I’ll still root for a win Sunday, but I certainly don’t expect one, and better draft position is a fine outcome too.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Bed Dec 27,2013 8:38 pm || Up

          It does sound like a fake name from a bad football movie. I’ve heard the name but I won’t pretend I know anything about him.

          But seriously, folks...
      • MikeV Dec 28,2013 12:54 am || Up

        They need to hope for Clowney or Barr. Drafting a QB just to throw him in the fire would be a stupid mistake.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • Bed Dec 28,2013 4:54 am || Up

          If the Raiders think a franchise quarterback is available they’ll draft him. That’s what any NFL team would do.

          But seriously, folks...
          • MikeV Dec 28,2013 4:31 pm || Up

            Worked out well for the Redskins!

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • Bed Dec 28,2013 4:36 pm || Up

              Well, they did win their division last year and and RG3 was rookie of the year, he got hurt. The Colts are going to the playoffs back to back seasons because they drafted a franchise quarterback so yeah, that’s why teams don’t pass up on guys they think are great quarterbacks.

              But seriously, folks...
              • MikeV Dec 28,2013 9:04 pm || Up

                The Colts were already a somewhat finished product, they just happened to lose Peyton Manning for the year at exactly the right time for that franchise and then put Andrew Luck into that system the next season.

                Now, I will say that over the last handful of years, QBs have been coming out a lot more NFL ready. There is beginning to be a blend between a lot of college and pro offenses so a lot of rookies can step right in and play.

                And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                Thanks, and go As.

        • danmerqury Dec 28,2013 6:24 am || Up

          I’m really hoping for Clowney. I’m a firm believer in building a team from the lines first. The offensive line (when everyone is healthy) really is quite decent, but the defense needs work. Clowney would hugely help with that. I also wanted Star Lotulelei last year, for the same reason. It’s all about the lines. Good line play makes everybody look better.

          • nevermoor Dec 28,2013 3:31 pm || Up

            #JustinSmithisG-d

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • Bed Dec 28,2013 3:35 pm || Up

            I’m just hoping we get 2-3 starters out of the next draft. If the Raiders spend their cap room wisely on free agents, and draft well they could get better fairly quickly.

            But seriously, folks...
  83. Bed Dec 27,2013 8:02 pm

    Where are the posts about Rick Steves?

    But seriously, folks...
  84. Future Ed Dec 27,2013 8:05 pm

    Did I tell you guys that i got chuck taylor low tops with ED written on the side?

    I did

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Jennifer Dec 27,2013 8:09 pm || Up

      Ed who?

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 27,2013 8:12 pm || Up

        It’s part of his endorsement deal with Viagra.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Future Ed Dec 27,2013 8:18 pm || Up

          I really shuld get paid for all the times I say E.D.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Bed Dec 27,2013 8:17 pm || Up

      I don’t believe I’ve ever worn Chuck Taylor low tops…mainly due to the fact that I don’t live in the late 1950’s.

      But seriously, folks...
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 27,2013 8:20 pm || Up

        You’ve got a little Chip Hilton in you, though.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Bed Dec 27,2013 8:23 pm || Up

          I had to look that one up. I will say I always wanted a tough name like, Chip or Alice.

          But seriously, folks...
      • andeux Dec 28,2013 10:01 am || Up

        I don’t live in the late 1950′s.

        I thought you said you were a Republican.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Bed Dec 28,2013 10:09 am || Up

          Well, to be fair I say a lot of things.

          But seriously, folks...
          • nevermoor Dec 28,2013 3:32 pm || Up

            You really are a republican

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • Bed Dec 28,2013 3:37 pm || Up

              If folks want to think I’m a Republican that’s fine…just as long as no one ever thinks I’m a Broncos fan.

              But seriously, folks...
  85. Bed Dec 27,2013 8:20 pm

    I am cool enough to own every song that Mike + the Mechanics ever did.

    But seriously, folks...
  86. Jennifer Dec 27,2013 8:26 pm

    I miss you guys.

    • Future Ed Dec 27,2013 8:35 pm || Up

      you know where we are at

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Bed Dec 27,2013 8:37 pm || Up

      You and all the other fine folks of FK are what keep me coming back for more…well, that and nevermoor pays me in waffles for every post I write about VORP.

      But seriously, folks...
  87. Bed Dec 27,2013 8:35 pm

    (Bed sits in his office staring off into the distance wondering…wondering if there are any food related questions that he has yet to ask? He knows that when he runs out of food related questions to ask on an A’s baseball related blog that all will be lost, and his soul will be doomed to roam the Earth in search of a time and a place that no longer exist.)

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 27,2013 8:53 pm || Up

      There’s always beverages.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Bed Dec 28,2013 10:17 am || Up

        The new frontier in Bed questions.

        But seriously, folks...
  88. Bed Dec 27,2013 8:41 pm

    If I can work in a J-Lo on the Down-Low-Bridget the Midget mash up post where they do coke with stars of the late 70’s early 80’s somewhere in LA then I think I will have reached my peak here on Free Kraut.

    But seriously, folks...
  89. Bed Dec 27,2013 8:51 pm

    I’m going back to Sacto, Sacto, Sacto…I’m going back to Sacto, I don’t think so.

    But seriously, folks...
  90. Bed Dec 28,2013 10:10 am

    I have successfully installed three consecutive apps on my Android phone in a row…I am one tech savvy bastard.

    But seriously, folks...
  91. Bed Dec 28,2013 10:16 am

    Do they have a putters anonymous help group? I bought my third Ping putter today. I may have a problem.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Soaker Dec 28,2013 2:09 pm || Up

      The first two are at the bottom of the pond next to 18, right?

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Bed Dec 28,2013 2:44 pm || Up

        Heh…I’m not much of a club thrower…I just drop F-bombs. I think I have around 12 putters in an extra golf bag at the moment. I get dissatisfied with them quickly because clearly any missed putt can’t be my fault.

        But seriously, folks...
  92. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 28,2013 2:19 pm

    I’ve always said, when you have the chance to watch the Belk Bowl, you do it.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Bed Dec 28,2013 2:45 pm || Up

      In Soviet Russia Belk Bowl watches you.

      But seriously, folks...
    • Soaker Dec 28,2013 3:25 pm || Up

      The thing about mediocrity is, you get to beat up on Cincinnati in a bowl game nobody cares about, whereas Duke earned themselves the right to get shredded for 500 passing yards by Johnny Manziel.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Dec 28,2013 4:16 pm || Up

      Who do you like in the Berkeley Bowl this year?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • brian.only Dec 28,2013 4:23 pm || Up

        My daddy in law is the fish monger!

        • Bed Dec 28,2013 4:29 pm || Up

          My daddy in law’s second cousin’s friend from college makes $1,345.87 a day working at home on a Google Chrome, you can too at http://www.thesekindofpostsarefullofshit.com

          But seriously, folks...
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 28,2013 5:40 pm || Up

          Original Bowl or Bowl West? Or both?

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • brian.only Dec 28,2013 6:59 pm || Up

            OG, thin Japanese guy named Ted, awesome guy, will talk your ear off and it will be interesting.

            • DFA Dec 28,2013 10:39 pm || Up

              interesting. I mostly go to the new one but i hae a soft spot for the old

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 28,2013 5:40 pm || Up

        I like Organic Vegetables to kick Bulk Nuts-and-Grains’ ass.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • doctorK Dec 28,2013 6:23 pm || Up

      Those unis for the Tar Heels are an atrocity.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 28,2013 6:37 pm || Up

        Really? I thought they looked sharp:

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • doctorK Dec 28,2013 6:41 pm || Up

          That picture makes them look a lot better than the replay I just saw. The video on TV had way too much blue.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 28,2013 6:43 pm || Up

            There’s no such thing as too much Carolina blue. You probably hate the sky too.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • doctorK Dec 28,2013 6:44 pm || Up

              We haven’t seen blue sky around here all month :(

            • nevermoor Dec 28,2013 7:02 pm || Up

              Carolina blue is nowhere near the best blue.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 28,2013 7:17 pm || Up

                Looks like Duke blue that got left out in the sun for a few days.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Future Ed Dec 28,2013 8:55 pm || Up

                  Best blue

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • nevermoor Dec 29,2013 12:52 am || Up

                  [Yale Blue] was Duke University’s official color from the 1880s until 1961, when they adopted Prussian blue. However, Pantone 289 remains an acceptable approximation.[7]

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • AV Dec 30,2013 2:21 pm || Up
                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • batgirl Dec 30,2013 7:34 pm || Up

                  That is adorable!

          • doctorK Dec 28,2013 6:43 pm || Up

            OK, so this is not so bad. I blame channel 7 for my initial comment.

            • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 28,2013 6:49 pm || Up

              That guy, TJ Logan, is a freshman…the Tar Heel starting offense is almost entirely freshmen and sophomores. They could actually be good next year.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  93. Bed Dec 28,2013 5:35 pm

    Thank you everybody for a fun 2013 here on Free Kraut. I look forward to talking with you again in the new year.

    Best wishes and stay classy.

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 28,2013 5:42 pm || Up

      Good luck with Baby Blanda!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 28,2013 5:42 pm || Up

      Also, fuck the Broncos.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Dec 28,2013 5:50 pm || Up

      good luck bed.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • brian.only Dec 28,2013 7:00 pm || Up

      Healthy baby mojo!

  94. Jennifer Dec 28,2013 5:58 pm

    It’s going to be a fucking miracle if I don’t get the flu this season.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 28,2013 6:06 pm || Up

      Didn’t you have to get a flu shot for work?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Jennifer Dec 28,2013 7:27 pm || Up

        Oh, totally. But half the people we’re seeing per day didn’t nd they’re trying to give it to me. So far I know of one who got the shot and tested positive.

    • Englishmajor Dec 28,2013 6:58 pm || Up

      My niece who works in urgent care in Minnesota says it’s absolutely nuts, they’ve got flu patients everywhere.

  95. Englishmajor Dec 28,2013 7:00 pm
    • nevermoor Dec 28,2013 7:09 pm || Up

      Article doesn’t suggest DUI, and 110 in a 70 isn’t that bad as these things go. Loaiza was going >120 on Hwy 238, which IIRC is a 55 zone. While drunk.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Future Ed Dec 28,2013 7:25 pm || Up

        did that ever finalize? did he get a DUI? I have a memory that he blew a .08 or something

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 28,2013 8:23 pm || Up

          My vague recollection is that it wasn’t an outrageously high number, and that it was charged as a misdemeanor.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Future Ed Dec 28,2013 8:40 pm || Up

            DUIs are natually Misdos. the third? fourth? can be charged as a felony. Or accidents.

            I never heard what happened with that one, or coco’s to be honest

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • MikeV Dec 28,2013 9:10 pm || Up

              Unless you have 21 million dollars and can write a big check.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • Future Ed Dec 28,2013 9:17 pm || Up
                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • doctorK Dec 28,2013 9:21 pm || Up

                  Yeah, that was outrageous. At least it gave him a new nickname – Sexual Assault Panda.

                • AV Dec 28,2013 10:49 pm || Up

                  i just wanna know what the monterey bay peninsula is.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Future Ed Dec 29,2013 9:45 am || Up

                  I want to reply:

                  “When I am in santa cruz, its my penis”

                  But I am not a big dick joke guy. it makes me uncomfortable typing this. i left the comment window open for a couple minutes before posting.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • AV Dec 29,2013 10:20 am || Up

                  don’t worry. monterey peninsula isn’t that big.

                  monterey bay on the other hand. yowza… the canyon goes all the way down to the bottom on that tall drink of water!

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • DFA Dec 28,2013 10:45 pm || Up

        In April, when he was still in the minors, Puig was charged with reckless driving and speeding after Chattanooga, Tenn., police clocked him going 97 mph in a 50 mph zone.

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  96. Jennifer Dec 29,2013 8:14 am

    FYI – my birthday is coming up if anyone wants to get me this bookend:

  97. Soaker Dec 29,2013 2:23 pm

    CBS should ditch its coverage of the remainder of this hideous football game, and just show blimp shots of the Bay Area for the next couple hours.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • andeux Dec 29,2013 3:52 pm || Up

      The long shot of some Raiders fans holding a “your fired” sign was pretty good.
      Get a brain, morans.

      TINSTAAFK
  98. nevermoor Dec 29,2013 5:05 pm

    I’m not sure that I’m happy about having to go to GB instead of Dallas/Philly. That said, I think the Saints have a good shot of winning that one, which means no Seattle until/unless we make the championship.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • MikeV Dec 29,2013 5:22 pm || Up

      Yeah, 5th seed avoids going to Seattle until the NFC Championship.

      I’m not sure Green Bay can contain Kaepernick. They haven’t come close to doing it yet.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • nevermoor Dec 29,2013 7:02 pm || Up

        Is that true, or do they reseed?

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • dmoas Dec 29,2013 7:50 pm || Up

          They reseed. So if #3 & #5 go, #5 gets #1.

        • doctorK Dec 29,2013 8:01 pm || Up

          Seattle will play the lowest-remaining seed.

          • Future Ed Dec 29,2013 8:05 pm || Up

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • dmoas Dec 29,2013 8:22 pm || Up

            Of course it’s altogether probable that New Orleans and SF wins.

            • doctorK Dec 29,2013 8:25 pm || Up

              Yeah – the NFC is screwy this season, having two crummy division, and two awesome ones.

            • nevermoor Dec 30,2013 2:11 am || Up

              That’s what I thought. Just wanted to make sure I’m also rooting for the Saints next week.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • mother pucker Dec 29,2013 9:40 pm || Up

        Especially since Seattle’s first playoff game will be on Saturday, January 11th. I would think it is exceedingly likely that they get the night game. There is no way in fking hell they are losing at home on a Saturday night.

        • dmoas Dec 29,2013 9:50 pm || Up

          What does time of day have to do with it?

          • mother pucker Dec 29,2013 10:12 pm || Up

            Having been to a handful of Hawks games, definitely feels louder there at night.

            I do not have the numbers, but some people in the office were saying that their awesome home record in general, is even better during games after 5pm. Small sample not with standing.

        • mother pucker Dec 30,2013 12:24 am || Up

          Well, per this, Seattle’s divisional playoff game will actually be the afternoon game.

  99. Englishmajor Dec 29,2013 9:05 pm

    Today is the Baseball Solstice, the midpoint between the last game of the World Series and the first game of spring training — at least according to this blogger, i haven’t done the math but it seems plausible.

  100. AV Dec 30,2013 11:18 am

    maybe south sudan can send relief

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  101. MikeV Dec 30,2013 1:59 pm

    So I guess I won Gigs fantasy football league.

    Clearly I know more than everybody else about fake football.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Englishmajor Dec 30,2013 10:38 pm || Up

      Don’t blame me, I voted for Turtle Men.

  102. Future Ed Dec 31,2013 3:46 pm

    So, car takes a bit longer to start. battery?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 31,2013 4:02 pm || Up

      First/easiest thing to check: while car is off, turn on the headlights. If they stay bright, your battery is fine. If they dim or flicker, your battery may be weak.

      Second easiest thing to check is the battery terminal connections. Are one or both connections dirty, laden with white oxidized powder, etc? Scrape battery terminals and the car’s connection ends with wire brush or facsimile to get good clean contacts, then try again.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  103. doctorK Dec 31,2013 6:04 pm

    Dammit – I can’t believe how hard this is hitting me.

    • sslinger Jan 1,2014 12:20 pm || Up

      Two of my best friends would have been there right around when he started, but not for his big years.

      • doctorK Jan 1,2014 12:23 pm || Up

        I was there starting in fall of ’85, so I got to enjoy that ’85-’86 team, especially when we beat Michigan in the tournament (my brother is a UM grad).

  104. nevermoor Dec 31,2013 9:39 pm

    I really wanted Duke to win that. FKing last-second turnovers.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 31,2013 10:06 pm || Up

      Duke choked away a 21 point halftime lead? That’s a shame.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Jan 1,2014 9:05 am || Up

        you type that with such conviction.
        or
        wow, sarcasm does come through over the internet.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • nevermoor Jan 1,2014 10:54 am || Up

          (he thinks we are talking about basketball, or that everything is basketball, or both)

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Jan 1,2014 12:05 pm || Up

            I root against Duke in everything. Basketball, cheerleading, think tanks, Nobel prizes, you name it. If a Duke scientist claims to perfect cold fusion I am rooting for his experiment to fail. If humanity has to suffer and wait an extra few years for clean energy until a Harvard physicist gets it right, that’s a sacrifice I am willing to make.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • Soaker Jan 1,2014 1:00 pm || Up

              I always enjoy watching some slow-footed Big Ten team get its ass kicked by the Pac-8 or Pac-10 or Pac-12 representative, going all the way back to the days of Hayes and Schembechler. I make no exception today even though it’s Furd.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
              • FreeSeatUpgrade Jan 1,2014 1:46 pm || Up

                I’m also on the Cardinal bandwagon today.

                I’m not universally opposed to rooting for my usual rival teams. It depends on the level of venomous loathing I carry for them year round. For instance, I’ll root for the Chiefs or Chargers in the right postseason matchup this year, but no there’s no circumstance imaginable where I’d root for the Broncos.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Soaker Jan 1,2014 2:14 pm || Up

                  My speculation on the difference between Cal-Stanford and UNC-Duke: In North Carolina it’s all about basketball and those two programs are Top 10 or better more often than not. The Bay Area rivalry is football, with basketball an afterthought. Cal and Stanford have never been good at the same time; Stanford has made these occasional forays into the upper echelon, Cal only briefly has done that, but for most of my life both teams have been in the mediocre to suck range. Other than football I think Old Blues and Furdies get along very well, though students and, famously, mascots, may get carried away once in a while.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • doctorK Jan 1,2014 3:06 pm || Up

                  If Denver played against Hell, I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil on FK.

                • sslinger Jan 1,2014 4:24 pm || Up

                  Broncos v Duke?

                • batgirl Jan 1,2014 5:25 pm || Up

                  Ooooh good one!

            • MikeV Jan 2,2014 9:01 am || Up

              You still have to be nice to my sister though.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

  105. critter Jan 1,2014 4:33 am

    I just want to bring sexy back.
    And welcome Nicholas. He was found by my ex on the 26th. He has to keep St. Nick.But he can bring him for visits. Except he growls around other cats, which is weird for a kitten.

  106. brian.only Jan 2,2014 9:43 pm

    I’ve drank more on Jan 2nd than 1st, SUCCESS!
    Just thought I’d share, New Years is for amateurs.

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