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Game 93 – Suck the Red Fox 426

426 thoughts on “Game 93 – Suck the Red Fox

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 12,2013 3:58 pm

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. Jennifer Jul 12,2013 4:20 pm

    Board passing celebration!

    • Future Ed Jul 12,2013 4:23 pm || Up

      hello nurse

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ptbnl Jul 12,2013 4:25 pm || Up

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 12,2013 4:26 pm || Up

      That totally beats my gas passing celebration.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • dmoas Jul 12,2013 4:28 pm || Up

        But not mine. Believe me, if you don’t have to smelt it when I’ve dealt it, you celebrate.

      • Jennifer Jul 12,2013 4:30 pm || Up

        I put on a bra and everything! Did my hair too! Sadly, I haven’t done laundry… I’m missing something important.

    • JediLeroy Jul 12,2013 5:29 pm || Up

      Yay!

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    • aardvark Jul 12,2013 9:07 pm || Up

      I was gonna make a bad pun, but I won’t. Congrats!

  3. Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 4:34 pm

    Eat it Rangers.

  4. JediLeroy Jul 12,2013 5:28 pm

    Anyone at the game tonight? I had a work visit in San Leandro and decided on a whim to hit the game solo. I heard CT’s shoutout to Jesa on the radio.

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    • Englishmajor Jul 12,2013 11:49 pm || Up

      I heard that too! Although she wasn’t in the parking lot, Towny must have been confused.

  5. Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 5:41 pm

    Just a no-hitter through six in his major league debut for Jarred Cosart.

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 5:51 pm || Up

      Speaking of which, how many spellings of that first name are we up to now? I’ve got:

      Jered
      Jarrod
      Jarred
      Jarryd
      Jarod

      • Future Ed Jul 12,2013 5:54 pm || Up

        Luxury Yacht

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 5:56 pm || Up

        And Jared, of course.

        • aardvark Jul 12,2013 9:12 pm || Up

          Don’t forget Jaret, Jarett, Jarrett, and Jarret.

      • vignette17 Jul 12,2013 6:57 pm || Up

        Needs a sporcle.

        • Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 7:00 pm || Up

          You’ve got to be kidding me with the hockey ones.

          • andeux Jul 12,2013 7:08 pm || Up

            I can remember the Sabres defenseman because he’s the same as an encryption algorithm

            TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Jul 12,2013 5:53 pm || Up

      gray sucks

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Jul 12,2013 5:58 pm || Up

      7 and a third. Send him back.

      Seriously, I want to run the table on the astros this year, send him back

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 5:59 pm || Up

        Heh. It was 6.1 in the end, but he erased the hit with a double play on Longoria.

        • Future Ed Jul 12,2013 6:01 pm || Up

          right. Its the 20th century. I should be know that one out in the 7th is 6 and a third.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  6. Thunderbutt Jul 12,2013 5:44 pm

    No team scares me at this point. We have MLB best record teams for breakfast.

    There is always a score.
    • vignette17 Jul 12,2013 6:58 pm || Up

      I’m very wary of the Tigers, but anyone else I have confidence against in a series.

      • dmoas Jul 12,2013 7:00 pm || Up

        The Tigers have the horribly, horribly, horribly good pitching.

        • Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 7:01 pm || Up

          Starting pitching

          • dmoas Jul 12,2013 7:03 pm || Up

            Their starting pitching is horribly, horribly, horribly phenomenal. It just balances out to good.

          • vignette17 Jul 12,2013 7:08 pm || Up

            4 of the top 20 starting pitchers by fWAR (Colon is our leader at #21), plus they have the ML leader in fWAR total.

      • Poppy Jul 12,2013 7:01 pm || Up

        We’ll just stuff some roofies into a steak.

        There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
        • 5Aces Jul 12,2013 7:09 pm || Up

          Leaves bottles of rum and Cabreras room.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 7:11 pm || Up

            Big screen with Kate Upton gifs behind home against Verlander.

  7. batgirl Jul 12,2013 6:22 pm

    Can we pleeeeeeaaaasssseeee get one of these?! Purty please??

    • Poppy Jul 12,2013 6:26 pm || Up

      Yes!

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
      • batgirl Jul 12,2013 6:30 pm || Up

        Bringing water to the umps in a basket!? I’m melting from the adorable.

    • aardvark Jul 12,2013 9:13 pm || Up

      Lets start a letter writing campaign.

    • doctorK Jul 12,2013 9:22 pm || Up
      • batgirl Jul 12,2013 9:26 pm || Up

        :(

        That sounded like a wonderful last party though. He even got his own bobblehead. Gotta go hug my dogs BRB.

  8. Soaker Jul 12,2013 6:41 pm

    “The Arizona Fall League Hall of Fame”?? WAY TO GO BoMEL!!

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 6:45 pm || Up

      Between that and Allegheny County Rotary Club he’s going to get a big head pretty soon.

      • Soaker Jul 12,2013 6:51 pm || Up

        He joins, among others, Jason Giambi and Ken Macha. I have no idea how I have missed the AFLHOF on my spring training visits. Next time I go I’ll have to spend hours there.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • 5Aces Jul 12,2013 6:55 pm || Up

          Little fix there…

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  9. 5Aces Jul 12,2013 7:07 pm

    God I hate Slingblade. He was responsible for first game I always think of when I say to myself “it could be worse..”.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 7:09 pm || Up

      Damn. I forgot he was ever that good.

      • 5Aces Jul 12,2013 7:11 pm || Up

        Took the eldest Ace and a friend to it. Worst part is you didnt even have the sick satisfaction of maybe seeing a no-no or perfect game since the one hit led off the B1.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  10. Soaker Jul 12,2013 7:08 pm

    “Jose Iglesias” must be a distant cousin of Chico Escuela.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 12,2013 8:34 pm || Up

      Berry berry good to me.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  11. Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 7:14 pm

    Napoli is such a slob. Button your damn shirt.

  12. brian.only Jul 12,2013 7:18 pm

    Anti-mouth breather mojo.

  13. Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 7:27 pm

    Barton woulda had that.

    • Poppy Jul 12,2013 7:31 pm || Up

      I have no idea if you’re serious or not, but I agree with those words.

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  14. Jennifer Jul 12,2013 7:33 pm

    I want bread pudding. Someone make that happen.

    • 5Aces Jul 12,2013 7:35 pm || Up

      I’ll make the pudding if you update all the worksheets I need to fix for mid year reviews. Vaca shouldnt be like this :(

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • 5Aces Jul 12,2013 9:04 pm || Up

          Damn, just realized you dont have access to our sched system. The request usually takes about 2 months for 3 mins of work (serious). So maybe we revisit in Oct?

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Jennifer Jul 12,2013 9:05 pm || Up

            Damn it. I was jonesing for some bread pudding.

  15. andeux Jul 12,2013 7:34 pm

    This is going to be one of those four hour games, isn’t it?

    TINSTAAFK
  16. Poppy Jul 12,2013 7:40 pm

    Donaldson woulda had that. Oh wait…

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  17. brian.only Jul 12,2013 7:41 pm

    Wtf is going on?

    • Poppy Jul 12,2013 7:42 pm || Up

      JD was surprised by the throw being essentially on target.

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  18. brian.only Jul 12,2013 7:45 pm

    Schlong!!!!!

  19. brian.only Jul 12,2013 7:45 pm

    SO glad to see the mouth gaurd back.

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 7:46 pm || Up

      Yes!

    • 5Aces Jul 12,2013 7:47 pm || Up

      Did it just come back? If so I will buy him a dozen of them…

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • brian.only Jul 12,2013 7:48 pm || Up

        I noticed it on Wednesday.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 12,2013 8:35 pm || Up

          This is fantastic news, no matter what happens next.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • aardvark Jul 12,2013 9:18 pm || Up

            I thought we agreed that it was ugly and gross, but if he plays the way he did last year, we don’t care what he has in his mouth.

            • Future Ed Jul 12,2013 9:19 pm || Up

              indeed

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • brian.only Jul 12,2013 9:19 pm || Up

              His sucking corresponded w/ the absence of the chew toy.
              I’m a big fan of it.

              • aardvark Jul 12,2013 9:21 pm || Up

                If it works, you get no complaints from me.

              • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 12,2013 9:27 pm || Up

                This. For Steph Curry too.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Englishmajor Jul 12,2013 11:52 pm || Up

      I noticed it tonight for the first time, but wasn’t sure if that was because I was in the front row and could see details like that better than usual.

  20. brian.only Jul 12,2013 7:48 pm

    Bad news bears…

  21. JamesV Jul 12,2013 7:48 pm

    The A’s have forgotten how to play defense tonight.

  22. Poppy Jul 12,2013 7:49 pm

    GAAAAAAAHHH!!! Make it stop!!!

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  23. JediLeroy Jul 12,2013 7:53 pm

    This is not good baseball.

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  24. brian.only Jul 12,2013 7:55 pm

    Really hope they bring a better game tomorrow, still lots of baseball left at least.

  25. Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 7:56 pm

    I hate it when Parker gets beat on something other than the change up.

  26. brian.only Jul 12,2013 7:57 pm

    There we go, MOJO!

  27. Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 7:59 pm

    That shift is *crazy*.

  28. brian.only Jul 12,2013 7:59 pm

    Shameless to try to sell that…

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 8:00 pm || Up

      Was he selling, or just running to cover third?

      • 5Aces Jul 12,2013 8:01 pm || Up

        Covering. But I thought it was a sale too.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  29. brian.only Jul 12,2013 8:01 pm

    Dude, Rickey Run MOJO!

  30. Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 8:01 pm

    Are those fresh sunflowers in the Red Sox dugout?

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 12,2013 8:37 pm || Up

      It’s like a new VW Beetle. An evil, evil Beetle.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  31. 5Aces Jul 12,2013 8:02 pm

    Could that be called defensive indifference?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  32. brian.only Jul 12,2013 8:05 pm

    Fuuuu, if only that was fair…

  33. JediLeroy Jul 12,2013 8:07 pm

    Actually, Kara, I’m pretty sure that Ken Korach didn’t call the A’s “The walk off capitol of baseball.”

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  34. Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 8:08 pm

    Open season on umps.

    • brian.only Jul 12,2013 8:09 pm || Up

      As much as they infuriate me, I hope that guys okay.

      • Soaker Jul 12,2013 8:15 pm || Up

        From C.B.’s most recent appearance behind the plate at the Coliseum:

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • brian.only Jul 12,2013 8:16 pm || Up

          Oh shit, it’s THAT dude!

          • Soaker Jul 12,2013 8:32 pm || Up

            Also, from a 2010 ESPN The Magazine poll of players:

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • doctorK Jul 12,2013 8:35 pm || Up

              I’d hope that by now Angel has surpassed CB in suckiness.

  35. Poppy Jul 12,2013 8:19 pm

    Oh dear. Girlies taking selfies while wearing brand new plush elephant hats. I’m visualizing a crumpled panda hat in a back corner of that girl’s closet.

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
    • Jennifer Jul 12,2013 8:30 pm || Up

      I wanted one of those hats. True story.

      • Poppy Jul 12,2013 8:37 pm || Up

        Well, they are cute. But.

        There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
        • Jennifer Jul 12,2013 8:41 pm || Up

          I wanted to steal it off of a child’s head. FSU had to hold me back.

    • DFA Jul 14,2013 5:17 pm || Up

      Im more ok with it since its the team mascot rather than a player

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • Poppy Jul 14,2013 5:28 pm || Up

        That’s a good point… I just don’t think I ever saw them until after the panda hats got to be so popular. Maybe I just didn’t notice.

        There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
        • DFA Jul 14,2013 9:11 pm || Up

          I root for the laundry.

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  36. JediLeroy Jul 12,2013 8:26 pm

    My W-L record is not so hot this year. I’d be defeated if it weren’t for DoctorK’s wig.

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    • doctorK Jul 12,2013 8:30 pm || Up

      That sucker might have to be put to use later this evening.

  37. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 12,2013 8:30 pm

    John Lackey? Man, I hate that guy.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  38. Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 8:36 pm

    OK Josh. Let’s do this thing.

  39. Jennifer Jul 12,2013 8:36 pm

    The A’s are home for almost a full week in September. Well, in a row.

  40. brian.only Jul 12,2013 8:36 pm

    Mouth-guard mojo!

  41. doctorK Jul 12,2013 8:40 pm

    Low and outside.

  42. Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 8:41 pm

    Ugh, Lackey’s face. It’s just……ugh.

    • Poppy Jul 12,2013 8:42 pm || Up

      GAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Make it stop!!!

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
      • brian.only Jul 12,2013 8:42 pm || Up

        I just want to put a rubber band around his head to keep his mouth shut.

        • Jennifer Jul 12,2013 8:45 pm || Up

          These are fun. He should wear this.

          • brian.only Jul 12,2013 8:46 pm || Up

            Perfect!

          • Poppy Jul 12,2013 8:49 pm || Up

            Yes please.

            There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
            • Jennifer Jul 12,2013 9:20 pm || Up

              I’ll steal one from work. It’s your job to get Lackey to wear it.

              • Poppy Jul 12,2013 9:25 pm || Up

                Um, gross. I am already nearer to him than I want to be. There’s only like one county line between us right now.

                There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  43. brian.only Jul 12,2013 8:41 pm

    Anyone else think that was ball 3?

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 12,2013 8:43 pm || Up

      Not really. Two strikes, you gotta swing at that shit.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  44. the llama Jul 12,2013 8:41 pm

    Stupid Lackey and his stupid Lackey face.

  45. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 12,2013 8:42 pm

    Reddick was not remotely ready or able for a pitch outside. But home plate ump sure wasn’t gonna miss it a second time.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  46. brian.only Jul 12,2013 8:48 pm

    Okay, this is the inning where the A’s get 4 hits, 6 runz, and Lackey meets a bench.
    Do this.

    • Poppy Jul 12,2013 8:50 pm || Up

      I approve of this beacon.

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  47. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 12,2013 8:51 pm

    Seth Smith! Where’d he come from? Has he been on, like, vacation for a week?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Jul 12,2013 8:53 pm || Up

      If you sit in the front row out there you have a good shot at some Comcast face time.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Englishmajor Jul 13,2013 12:02 am || Up

      JLaff was sitting next to me. Neither of us started out in the front row, but some regulars who were expected didn’t show, so we moved down to make it look better on TV.
      A group of primarily Spanish-speaking guys took the seats in the second row that we vacated. For some reason, they were under the impression that Shane Victorino was Hispanic, and they spent the first few innings yelling “Puto! Pu-to!” at him.
      Victorino didn’t respond (although he certainly could hear them — he laughed at some of the things we said to him in English).
      Finally one of them looked in his program and told the others that Shane was actually from Hawai’i.
      “Oooooh, okay. Aloha Puto! Aloha Puto!”

  48. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 12,2013 8:53 pm

    Englishmajor with the NERDPOWER banner!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  49. brian.only Jul 12,2013 8:53 pm

    Mojo?

  50. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 12,2013 8:56 pm

    John Jaso Jingleheimer Schmidt!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  51. brian.only Jul 12,2013 8:56 pm

    in play/ RUNZ

  52. brian.only Jul 12,2013 8:57 pm

    FUCK ME W. T. F. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  53. Poppy Jul 12,2013 8:57 pm

    GFY, Pedroia.

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
    • brian.only Jul 12,2013 8:58 pm || Up

      That mightl be on ESPN, over and over.

  54. aardvark Jul 12,2013 8:57 pm

    Stupid Pedroia and his stupid Pedroia face.

  55. doctorK Jul 12,2013 8:57 pm

    I really hate Pederast

  56. Poppy Jul 12,2013 9:01 pm

    It’s awful fellatey in the booth.

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
    • Jennifer Jul 12,2013 9:03 pm || Up

      I wondered what the line beside 216 was for.

  57. Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 9:04 pm

    Good Parker tonight. Two mistakes all night.

    • brian.only Jul 12,2013 9:08 pm || Up

      Not even really his, not sure those should really be earned.

      • Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 9:09 pm || Up

        The pitch that hit Nava was pretty bad. The one to Brock Holt! was a little too fat.

        • brian.only Jul 12,2013 9:10 pm || Up

          They were terrible, but the defense was worse.

  58. brian.only Jul 12,2013 9:04 pm

    Shut the fk down.
    A’s momentum mojo.

  59. Future Ed Jul 12,2013 9:06 pm

    good jed. good

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  60. brian.only Jul 12,2013 9:06 pm

    FUCK YES!!!!!!

  61. 5Aces Jul 12,2013 9:08 pm

    Got back to the TV JIT for a story bout a man named Jed

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  62. Poppy Jul 12,2013 9:08 pm

    Okay. I approve of that, too.

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  63. Poppy Jul 12,2013 9:08 pm

    Cue Ray “You gotta have a strong neck if you’re a catcher.”

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
    • Poppy Jul 12,2013 9:09 pm || Up

      Huh. Guess that’s only if you’re an A’s catcher.

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  64. brian.only Jul 12,2013 9:18 pm

    We gotta win this for Parker, the Rangers loss, and because its the Mouth Breather for the BoSox.

    Might only be worse if he was a Bankee.

    Put an ‘L’ before Lackey!

  65. 5Aces Jul 12,2013 9:21 pm

    SHUT UP, RAY!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • brian.only Jul 12,2013 9:22 pm || Up

      IKR, I might be done w/ him.

      • 5Aces Jul 12,2013 9:23 pm || Up

        Whats funny is after that article today, I was feeling better about him.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  66. Future Ed Jul 12,2013 9:24 pm

    So Breslow comes in for the 8th.

    Jaso? the Red sox only have one Lefty in the pen.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 9:32 pm || Up

      You would think they’d save him for Moss/Reddick, wouldn’t you.

  67. Jennifer Jul 12,2013 9:25 pm

    Cape Fear has not aged well

  68. Poppy Jul 12,2013 9:28 pm

    @thatwasDOOdoo

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  69. Jennifer Jul 12,2013 9:32 pm

    BROCK HOLT!

  70. Future Ed Jul 12,2013 9:33 pm

    why would victorino be mad?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces Jul 12,2013 9:34 pm || Up

      Other than getting hit with a 96 mph FB?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Future Ed Jul 12,2013 9:36 pm || Up

        ken was making it sound like he was mad at doolittle

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Poppy Jul 12,2013 9:40 pm || Up

          He did look a little pre-chargey as he “walked it off”… and Doo strolled down the front of the mound.

          There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
    • Jennifer Jul 12,2013 9:36 pm || Up

      He’s short and his momma dresses him funny.

  71. doctorK Jul 12,2013 9:34 pm

    Huh. Now I understand why Giants fans hate Pricktorino.

  72. Future Ed Jul 12,2013 9:35 pm

    i don’t like this

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  73. Future Ed Jul 12,2013 9:38 pm

    dammit

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  74. andeux Jul 12,2013 9:38 pm

    shitfuck

    TINSTAAFK
  75. nevermoor Jul 12,2013 9:38 pm

    FUCK

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  76. brian.only Jul 12,2013 9:38 pm

    Fuck Pedroia…
    Fuck Pedroia.

  77. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 12,2013 9:39 pm

    Crap.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  78. Future Ed Jul 12,2013 9:39 pm

    now bailey has to cough it up

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces Jul 12,2013 9:41 pm || Up

      If there ever was someine who could, its “Boom Boom”.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  79. Poppy Jul 12,2013 9:40 pm

    Seriously, go fuck yourself, Pedroia.

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
    • Future Ed Jul 12,2013 9:41 pm || Up

      he is one of those guys that is impossible to like

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Poppy Jul 12,2013 9:42 pm || Up

        He is, he really is.

        There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 9:42 pm || Up

        He doesn’t bother me. Just a good player.

        • Future Ed Jul 12,2013 9:44 pm || Up

          i think its part jeterfication, part tobacco face, part acting like a jerk

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 9:46 pm || Up

            When did he act like a jerk? I don’t remember it.

            • Jennifer Jul 12,2013 9:48 pm || Up

              Third grade. He took Ed’s lunch money.

            • Future Ed Jul 12,2013 9:49 pm || Up

              his treatment of his home town

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 9:50 pm || Up

                Huh. I missed that whole thing.

                • Future Ed Jul 12,2013 9:52 pm || Up

                  his brother got arrested and he said it was a shitty place and he hated it.

                  Really uncalled for, even if its true

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • aardvark Jul 12,2013 10:44 pm || Up

                Honestly, I lived there at the same time as he did. And he’s just speaking the truth. He was a dick about it and took a little far, but that place does suck.

                • Future Ed Jul 12,2013 10:46 pm || Up

                  that’s fine. I hate orange county where I grew up. Were I to be famous, I wouldn’t bag on it like that.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • aardvark Jul 12,2013 10:53 pm || Up

                  I don’t know. I can’t hate him over. It’s nice to know that I’m not the only one.

                • JamesV Jul 13,2013 6:26 am || Up

                  I’ve been in and around Woodland and it’s a place I’d have tried to get out of ASAP, but it serves no purpose to tear the place to shreds simply because his brother got hit with a child-molestation charge.

            • doctorK Jul 12,2013 9:51 pm || Up
              • JamesV Jul 12,2013 10:07 pm || Up

                Compare to Dallas Braden’s love of Stockton, though their situation with the police force being left more or less impotent from the bankruptcy sure pushed him away.

                • doctorK Jul 12,2013 10:11 pm || Up

                  I would say Braden’s reaction to the political situation in Stockton was appropriate. Pederast dumping on Woodland because they had the gall to enforce the law against his pervert molester brother was BS.

                • Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 10:13 pm || Up

                  I’m sold. He’s an ass.

                • Future Ed Jul 12,2013 10:18 pm || Up

                  I am not the guy to not defend people, but yeah, this

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • aardvark Jul 12,2013 10:47 pm || Up

                  The reason, yes, complete BS, but the content of the dump was completely accurate.

        • Poppy Jul 12,2013 9:44 pm || Up

          An impossible-to-like good player.

          There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
      • Jennifer Jul 12,2013 9:42 pm || Up

        I’d like to rub his forehead with a cheese grater.

  80. Future Ed Jul 12,2013 9:42 pm

    shut up big whini

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  81. Poppy Jul 12,2013 9:42 pm

    Ortiz: “Don’t you know who I am?”

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  82. brian.only Jul 12,2013 9:44 pm

    Fuck Pedroia Mojo.

    • Poppy Jul 12,2013 9:45 pm || Up

      I don’t care how much we need the mojo, I ain’t doin’ that.

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
      • Jennifer Jul 12,2013 9:47 pm || Up

        I will do anything for love… but I won’t do that.

        • brian.only Jul 12,2013 9:51 pm || Up

          Aww carp, now I’m going to be having Meat Loaf leftovers for days…

          • Jennifer Jul 12,2013 9:53 pm || Up

            Hey Poppy! Look at this stuff! Isn’t it neat?

            • Poppy Jul 12,2013 9:54 pm || Up

              YOU BITCH.

              There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  83. bear88 Jul 12,2013 9:44 pm

    There was a logic to it, with Cook coming in to face a righty, but Melvin usually doesn’t bring his late-inning relievers in the middle of an inning. And Doolittle isn’t a lefty specialist.
    Then again, Cook just made a bad pitch.

  84. 5Aces Jul 12,2013 9:45 pm

    Last 2 games make me feel like we need an off day,but we have had like a dozen recently.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Jul 12,2013 9:46 pm || Up

      luckily, the players vote took care of that

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • brian.only Jul 12,2013 9:46 pm || Up

      Sloppy D and bad breaks.

      • 5Aces Jul 12,2013 9:50 pm || Up

        You know, and that could be too many days off.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  85. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 12,2013 9:45 pm

    I can see this game is a test of my character, pushing me to abjure the hatred I feel towards the likes of Lackey and Pedroia, and the whole Red Sox franchise, and frankly all of New England. Have I sufficiently evolved beyond the base needs of my own small vengeances? Am I enlightened enough not to hate?

    No. Fuck those fucking fucks.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  86. aardvark Jul 12,2013 9:45 pm

    I’ll take it, but I think that last pitch to Ortiz was a ball.

  87. brian.only Jul 12,2013 9:51 pm

    Good things please?

  88. Jennifer Jul 12,2013 9:52 pm

    Do you find me annoying yet?

    • aardvark Jul 12,2013 10:00 pm || Up

      Inconceivable.

      • Jennifer Jul 12,2013 10:03 pm || Up

        You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

  89. doctorK Jul 12,2013 9:52 pm

    Rally hat has been donned,

  90. Poppy Jul 12,2013 9:52 pm

    O_O

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  91. brian.only Jul 12,2013 9:53 pm

    Of course, BAILEY IS DEALING.

  92. Soaker Jul 12,2013 9:53 pm

    Brett Anderson “is not throwing up off a mound yet”, according to Ken.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  93. dmoas Jul 12,2013 9:54 pm

    It’s really about time we fucking bring Sexy back. This is just getting all kinds of ugly.

    • Poppy Jul 12,2013 9:55 pm || Up

      Sexy?

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
      • Jennifer Jul 12,2013 9:57 pm || Up

        If you want my body and you think I’m sexy, come on, sugar, let me know.

    • Jennifer Jul 12,2013 9:56 pm || Up

      Bitch, I’ve had the sexy this entire time.

      • dmoas Jul 12,2013 9:57 pm || Up

        Dude. Let him loose. We need his dingerses.

        • Poppy Jul 12,2013 9:58 pm || Up

          I want to know who’s Sexy.

          There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
        • Jennifer Jul 12,2013 9:59 pm || Up

          I’m too sexy for his dingers.

          • Poppy Jul 12,2013 10:03 pm || Up

            There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  94. Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 9:59 pm

    The hell was that.

  95. Poppy Jul 12,2013 10:00 pm

    NO, GLEN, HE DID NOT “JUST MISS A HOME RUN.” He hit it out to someone playing with a fucking flyswatter instead of a glove.

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  96. Future Ed Jul 12,2013 10:00 pm

    jesse chavez?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 12,2013 10:02 pm || Up

      Yeah, close game in the ninth is still not the place I want to see him.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • 5Aces Jul 12,2013 10:06 pm || Up

        Melvin assuming this game is going 19.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  97. 5Aces Jul 12,2013 10:03 pm

    Jackie Rogers Jr is PR

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  98. Poppy Jul 12,2013 10:07 pm

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  99. doctorK Jul 12,2013 10:07 pm

    I love stupid baseball (from our opponents).

  100. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 12,2013 10:07 pm

    Helluva play B. Moss!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  101. dmoas Jul 12,2013 10:08 pm

    I hope you buy Moss dinner, Chavez.

  102. JamesV Jul 12,2013 10:16 pm

    Well, Uehara sure made that look easy.

  103. Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2013 10:17 pm

    Dammit. Two HBPs were the difference in this one. Defense may have played a role too.

  104. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 12,2013 10:18 pm

    Dang it. A visit from the Red Sox is more tolerable when they’re in disarray.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  105. Future Ed Jul 12,2013 10:20 pm

    Grant Green is primed to have a big day tomorrow

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  106. Jennifer Jul 12,2013 10:29 pm

    If I had the opportunity, I’d piss on a Red Sox jersey

    • Jennifer Jul 12,2013 10:31 pm || Up

      With a player wearing it, of course.

      • Future Ed Jul 12,2013 10:35 pm || Up

        only big whini and pedroia offend me. (lackey offends in an Angels way, totally different.)

        I think with a fan in it, would be acceptable

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Jul 12,2013 10:33 pm || Up

      I got crap today for the first time about being an A’s fan.

      of course it was a guy from maine who is roots for the new england team

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Jennifer Jul 12,2013 10:35 pm || Up

        I can’t believe your adorable children get picked on for being A’s fans. I want to come to school with them.

    • Jennifer Jul 12,2013 10:33 pm || Up

      Speaking of, a guy in Overland Park threw a bag of jizz on a stranger in Wal-Mart recently.

      • dmoas Jul 12,2013 10:37 pm || Up

        Ha. We have an office in Overland Park.

        • Jennifer Jul 12,2013 10:40 pm || Up

          There’s a name for something similar. It’s named after a bird. Pelicaning? Seagulling? Something like that. I learned that in nursey school!

          • dmoas Jul 12,2013 10:43 pm || Up
          • Jennifer Jul 12,2013 10:45 pm || Up

            Also learned about trampolining and bagpiping.

            • Jennifer Jul 12,2013 10:48 pm || Up

              Also, I once saw an armpit covered in genital warts anf MRSA due to bagpiping. It was AWESOME.

              • aardvark Jul 12,2013 10:56 pm || Up

                Wait, WHAT?!

                • Jennifer Jul 12,2013 10:59 pm || Up

                  Yeah. It was a HUGE abscess covered in warts. Doc tries to I&D it, and the skin was so tough a scalpel wouldn’t cut through. I wanted this explosion of puss, but it didn’t happen.

                • aardvark Jul 12,2013 11:16 pm || Up

                  but…bagpiping? Is that a euphemism that I don’t know?

                • Jennifer Jul 12,2013 11:19 pm || Up

                  It’s armpit sex.

                • aardvark Jul 12,2013 11:48 pm || Up

                  wait, now I can’t decide if I’m sheltered or gullible.

                • dmoas Jul 13,2013 12:06 am || Up

                  Sheltered.

  107. aardvark Jul 12,2013 10:55 pm

    I meant to say this earlier, but ptbnl-great thread title!

    • 5Aces Jul 12,2013 11:28 pm || Up

      After tonight’s results though you have to say “You big dummy!”

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • aardvark Jul 12,2013 11:46 pm || Up

        Yeah, he did screw the pooch on that one.

  108. aardvark Jul 12,2013 11:47 pm

    Can’t sleep. Clown will eat me.

  109. nobody in particular Jul 12,2013 11:54 pm

    Can I just come right out and say FUCK YOU YOENIS CESPEDES? Showboating attitude clown, swings like Bobby fucking Crosby on outside slow stuff (#52 = 5+2 = 7?), chases balls in the outfield like he’s running after an oiled-up kitten, preens and struts like he’s Willie Mays times Ted Williams. Guess what, you’re not those guys, you’re Rob Deer in gold sweatbands and opposing pitchers don’t even have to try to get you out cuz yer willing to do that all by yourself. La Potencia my ass, more like La Pencilia… make an adjustment or get off my goddamn field.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Poppy Jul 13,2013 5:42 pm || Up

      But tell us what you REALLY think…

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  110. ptbnl Jul 13,2013 12:32 am

    Bah. So much suck.

    To cap it all, this was the first game I tried to book the front row seats for, knowing that my 80 year old father-in-law would be visiting from Delaware for Lily’s birthday, only to be refused because of the seniority of the other block-booker. So instead we’re sitting in 117 row 35, and before the start I wander down to meet the front row occupant and discover that (a) it’s a Red Sox fan, and (b) he has them for all 3 games.

    I’m pissed!

    So what now?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Jul 13,2013 7:08 am || Up

      I really hope the A’s pull these next two out.

      that’ll show em

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • batgirl Jul 13,2013 7:40 am || Up

        Yep, win the next two will be the best revenge.

        Happy b-day to Lily!

        • ptbnl Jul 13,2013 11:15 am || Up

          Thanks – she’s having fun so far.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • ptbnl Jul 13,2013 11:20 am || Up

      To clarify the “what now” question, the other block-booker is clearly violating the terms of the agreement (that the tickets go to A’s fans only), and we were told we couldn’t book an entire premium series even between us all only to find that a single person is getting all 3 games of the Red Sox only visit this year.

      So do I just roll with it because they’re such great seats or raise it as a fairness issue for next year?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Future Ed Jul 13,2013 11:24 am || Up

        If its me, I let it roll for the year. in correspondence about next years availablity, mention you were hoping to get lily’s b-day, but unfortunatly one guy, a Red sox fan no less(!), had all three days of her birthday weekend.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • batgirl Jul 13,2013 11:30 am || Up

          I would agree with this strategy!

          • Jennifer Jul 13,2013 11:45 am || Up

            Then stab the other person.

            • Kay Jul 13,2013 12:37 pm || Up

              So lemme get this straight…

              You like inflicting wounds and fixing wounds, but not looking at the infliction or immediate aftermath?

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
              • Jennifer Jul 13,2013 1:59 pm || Up

                Not really inflecting. I’m all bark. I squash spiders… that’s the extent of my badassery.

        • nevermoor Jul 13,2013 1:08 pm || Up

          Agreed. You’re not going to get anything changed this year (other than maybe getting kicked out). Next year, though, it’d be worth noting when we negotiate FK’s initial block.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • ptbnl Jul 13,2013 3:03 pm || Up

            Yeah – that’s pretty much where I was headed, except with the added possibility of contacting the other block-booker now (who I got our tickets through last year, before moving directly to the source this year) and asking him what’s up.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  111. Future Ed Jul 13,2013 8:54 am
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  112. Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2013 10:28 am

    The Yankees are wearing camo again today for whatever reason.

    • Future Ed Jul 13,2013 10:32 am || Up
      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2013 11:30 am || Up

        Awesome

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 13,2013 5:21 pm || Up

        Holy crap, they beat up the police chief, lynched black men, and looted and burned an orphanage.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Jul 13,2013 10:33 am || Up
      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  113. Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2013 11:10 am

    Cuz his foot’s stuck in a well.

    • Future Ed Jul 13,2013 11:25 am || Up

      MIKIE IS STUCK IN THE WELL!

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • nevermoor Jul 13,2013 1:09 pm || Up

      Christ. I hope it was that he wasn’t available for whatever BS the Yankees offered.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • aardvark Jul 15,2013 6:38 pm || Up

      ” width=”500″ height=”291″ frameborder=”0″ webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen>

      We’re Sending Our Love Down The Well from Wonaeamirri33 on Vimeo.

  114. JamesV Jul 13,2013 1:39 pm

    • Jennifer Jul 13,2013 2:00 pm || Up

      Ed can confirm this.

    • brian.only Jul 13,2013 2:00 pm || Up

      Yup, I spent the last week in Calistoga as I do for work every 6 months or so.
      For the past couple of years it’s been all Giants, everywhere.
      The restaurant we tend to haunt would always have the Gnats on religeously and I’d have to request to put the A’s on, they would most of the time, albeit begrudgingly.

      This year, some Giants stuff, but LOTS of A’s gear walking around and now posters and banners, at the restaurant they had the A’s playing all week, on both TVs.

      Best part is after Cain and Kickham blew it by the 4th inning earlier this week, they switched to Sportcenter!

      • Future Ed Jul 13,2013 3:59 pm || Up

        Since I have no tv, I noticed that silverstone cafe next to 24th BART always has the A’s game. I have sat there with the boys watching the game.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • elcroata Jul 14,2013 1:46 am || Up

          Wait, you have no TV?

          Because survival is insufficient
          • Future Ed Jul 14,2013 8:19 am || Up

            no cable. cable is from is an extra $120 a month so I can watch the A’s. I can listen on the radio for free. No thanks.

            we have netflix and hulu.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2013 2:14 pm || Up

      It’s everywhere. It’s getting to the point where I don’t even give a “what’s up” head nod anymore. Just too many people to bother.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 13,2013 5:23 pm || Up

      I spent the day at Great America, pretty serious Giants turf, and while there wasn’t quite as much A’s gear it was probably more than 40-60.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2013 5:45 pm || Up

        Same experience the other day at the Boardwalk, though that has historically been more neutral territory.

    • Poppy Jul 13,2013 5:44 pm || Up

      He also mentioned this on the radio Wednesday.

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  115. Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2013 2:20 pm

    Shout out to Chris Wondowlowski.

    • MikeV Jul 13,2013 2:24 pm || Up

      I know it’s just Belize and Cuba, but he’s been a scoring machine. It’s going to be really hard for him to not at least get some minutes with the first team as the Hex continues.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2013 2:28 pm || Up

        He’s a sweet finisher, makes smart runs, and always finds himself in dangerous spots. The U.S. doesn’t have that many guys you can say that about. His problem has been that he’s a late bloomer and that Bradley buried him on the bench during his one big chance in the last Gold Cup when he missed a wide open goal (against Canada I think?) Just bad luck/timing. I’m rooting for him to make it to Brazil.

        • MikeV Jul 14,2013 12:22 pm || Up

          Yep. He’s not a fancy footwork technical type of guy, but he gets himself where he needs to be at the right time.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

  116. Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2013 2:50 pm

    In light of the Pedroia discussion, I’m trying to come up with a list of current players who I truly dislike. I feel like there aren’t as many as there used to be in the good old days. Here’s my working list:

    K-Rod
    Pierzynski
    Lackey
    Delmon Young
    C.J.
    Pujols
    Valverde
    Papelbon

    I am open to further suggestions because I am all for hating.

    • andeux Jul 13,2013 3:03 pm || Up

      Hamilton seems like the obvious omission.
      Luke Scott? Berkman? Ian Kennedy (throwing at peoples heads)?

      TINSTAAFK
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2013 3:07 pm || Up

        My feelings about Hamilton go up and down, but yeah he should be there. Luke Scott absolutely, especially with those terrible mutton chops. Ian Kennedy falls into the NL box of mysteries for me, and Berkman…was it that he badmouthed Oakland? I have a vague memory of something like that.

        • Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2013 3:09 pm || Up

          Now that Victorino is in the AL I have a feeling he might be on the list soon.

          • Future Ed Jul 13,2013 4:04 pm || Up




            OK, I’ll stop now

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • elcroata Jul 14,2013 1:48 am || Up

              Because survival is insufficient
              • dmoas Jul 14,2013 8:25 am || Up

                The real question is why was he standing there with his head hanging over the plate.

              • Glorious Mundy Jul 15,2013 10:03 am || Up

                I love how he turns into a human bobblehead for a second.

        • nevermoor Jul 13,2013 3:35 pm || Up

          Mutton chops cut the other way!

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • ptbnl Jul 13,2013 3:07 pm || Up

        How can you be hatin’ on this?

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • nevermoor Jul 13,2013 3:17 pm || Up

      I like pujols, personally.

      Romo is a shocking omission.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2013 3:20 pm || Up

        I used to have vaguely positive feelings toward Pujols, but his Glenn Beck leanings and signing with the Angels pushed me over. Plus there’s just something robotic about him that rubs me wrong.

        • colin Jul 13,2013 3:40 pm || Up

          I made a sharp 180 on Pujols, right around when he signed with LAAAAAAAA.

          • Future Ed Jul 13,2013 4:06 pm || Up

            and his “cardinals front office know what they did” rant. What did they do? make a foolishly large offer to you that wasn’t what you wanted and eventually got? that’s just good business

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • nevermoor Jul 13,2013 5:34 pm || Up

      Jeter

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Dial C for Concupiscence Jul 15,2013 9:59 am || Up

      Cody Ross?

  117. Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2013 4:00 pm

    Most-hated players, non-active division:

    Lowe
    Padilla
    Clark, Will
    Clark, Jack
    Chone
    Clemens
    Hershiser

      • Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2013 4:23 pm || Up

        The thing about Bonds is that as much of an a-hole as he was and is, I loved loved loved watching him hit.

        Let’s put Jeff Kent on there though.

        • dmoas Jul 13,2013 4:26 pm || Up

          I hated him so much I couldn’t stand watching him period.

          • Future Ed Jul 13,2013 4:40 pm || Up

            I like bonds.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • dmoas Jul 13,2013 4:49 pm || Up

              Savings? Sure. But not Barry.

            • nevermoor Jul 13,2013 5:33 pm || Up

              Me too. Just so damn good, and he owned being surly.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2013 5:34 pm || Up

                I did sort of admire his “FK the haters” policy, in a weird way.

          • Jennifer Jul 13,2013 5:20 pm || Up

            Who would want to watch a period?

            • Poppy Jul 13,2013 5:45 pm || Up

              The Texas state legislature, apparently.

              There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 13,2013 5:31 pm || Up

          Yeah, Bonds was too great to watch to be able to hate him. I always felt the same way about Pujols really, willing to overlook the Glenn Beck stuff and even the new LAA home jersey. Irony of ironies, though, now that he’s sucking more he’s easier to hate!

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 13,2013 5:26 pm || Up

      Kenny Rogers.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • nevermoor Jul 13,2013 5:34 pm || Up

      TARE, Koch, Crosby, Gibson

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2013 5:37 pm || Up

        Who’s TARE?

        I didn’t hate Gibson, despite his absolutely breaking my growing heart. I had a lot of fondness for those mid-80s Tigers teams, which I guess gave him some leeway for me.

        • Future Ed Jul 13,2013 5:41 pm || Up

          the arthur rhodes experiment

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • 5Aces Jul 13,2013 5:42 pm || Up

          TARE=The Arthur Rhodes Experiment (or was it experience?)

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • nevermoor Jul 13,2013 5:55 pm || Up

            Experiment. Disastrously failed experiment.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • JamesV Jul 13,2013 6:44 pm || Up

            Excrement.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 13,2013 5:51 pm || Up

        My worst loathing for any player in Green and Gold never remotely approaches what I feel towards a Clemens or Pierzinsky. Altogether different conversations.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • nevermoor Jul 13,2013 7:47 pm || Up

          I disagree. People who effed up for us are higher on my list.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 13,2013 7:51 pm || Up

            It’s just a different emotion for me, like the difference between being disappointed in the religious zealotry of my aunt versus loathing the Westboro Baptist Church.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • Jennifer Jul 13,2013 7:53 pm || Up

              So I probably shouldn’t mention I am a WBC member?

              • nevermoor Jul 13,2013 7:58 pm || Up

                You played in the Classic?!?!

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Future Ed Jul 13,2013 8:00 pm || Up

                  honkball

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Poppy Jul 13,2013 8:01 pm || Up

                  She replaced Chavy on Team Mexico.

                  There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
                • Jennifer Jul 13,2013 8:03 pm || Up

                  Yeah, my team placed second in the KKK softball tourney.

                • andeux Jul 13,2013 8:12 pm || Up

                  Wouldn’t that be the Klassik?

                  TINSTAAFK
                • Jennifer Jul 13,2013 8:14 pm || Up

                  Probably. It was a mess. Everyone wanted to wear their home whites.

                • Future Ed Jul 13,2013 8:15 pm || Up

                  hey-o!

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Poppy Jul 13,2013 8:15 pm || Up

                  (joan)

                  There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
                • elcroata Jul 14,2013 1:51 am || Up

                  hee!

                  Because survival is insufficient
              • Englishmajor Jul 13,2013 8:04 pm || Up

                Not plausible; the WBC signs would look much better if you were in charge of them.

                • Future Ed Jul 13,2013 8:06 pm || Up

                  do they even allow glitter?

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                • Englishmajor Jul 13,2013 10:17 pm || Up

                  I guess not.

  118. JamesV Jul 13,2013 4:18 pm

    Is it me or does this seem like a form of punishment for the fans?

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2013 4:20 pm || Up

      Wow. The Reds got screwed on that deal, no?

      • Future Ed Jul 13,2013 4:25 pm || Up

        i bet there is a gate agreement mitigating that

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        • Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2013 4:36 pm || Up

          I guess they’ll bat second in one of the games?

          • Future Ed Jul 13,2013 4:41 pm || Up

            heh, didn’t even think of that

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            • Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2013 4:42 pm || Up

              They should get to control the PA and scoreboard too. I’ll bet they could get Giants fans making noise at all sorts of inappropriate times.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 13,2013 5:34 pm || Up

        That’s bizarre, I’ve never heard of that being done in the middle of the season. The makeup at the other team’s park option has always been reserved for year-end, no other choice situations.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  119. Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2013 4:27 pm

    Why not hold the ASG on Wednesday instead of Tuesday, since nobody is playing on Thursday? That would give you off-day, derby, ASG, off day, and the pitchers who start tomorrow would be able to throw an inning on Wednesday. I assume the answer is some combination of “Fox” and “the CBA,” but it’s still dumb.

    • Future Ed Jul 13,2013 4:46 pm || Up

      CBA calls for 2 days after now I think. No idea why your idea wouldn’t fly

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  120. Future Ed Jul 13,2013 5:56 pm

    Problem: people may riot after the Zimmerman verdict.

    Solution

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    • Poppy Jul 13,2013 6:01 pm || Up

      Gee, that’ll really hit home.

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
    • beebo Jul 13,2013 6:02 pm || Up

      Stay cool, Fort Lauderdale!

      • Poppy Jul 13,2013 6:55 pm || Up

        Rioting is wack!

        There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
      • PDXAthleticsfan Jul 15,2013 10:44 am || Up

        A full-blown riot of octogenarians bowling people over with their walkers.

        A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
  121. Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2013 6:02 pm

    I’m watching Mitch Williams call this Rangers game and good god what a combination of stupidity and logorrhea.

  122. Poppy Jul 13,2013 6:36 pm

    Tonight’s lineups, in case we’re going to re-use this sucking red fox game thread:

    Oakland A’s (54-39, 28-15 Home)

    1. Coco Crisp (S) DH
    2. Jed Lowrie (S) SS
    3. Josh Donaldson (R) 3B
    4. Yoenis Cespedes (R) LF
    5. Nate Freiman (R) 1B
    6. Chris Young (R) CF
    7. Josh Reddick (L) RF
    8. Derek Norris (R) C
    9. Grant Green (R) 2B
    RHP — A.J. Griffin (7-6, 3.94 ERA)

    Boston Red Sox (58-37, 27-21 Road)

    1. Jacoby Ellsbury (L) CF
    2. Shane Victorino (S) RF
    3. Dustin Pedroia (R) 2B
    4. David Ortiz (L) DH
    5. Mike Napoli (R) 1B
    6. Daniel Nava (S) LF
    7. Jarrod Saltalamacchia (S) C
    8. Jose Iglesias (R) SS
    9. Brock Holt (L) 3B
    LHP — Jon Lester (8-5, 4.60 ERA)

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 13,2013 6:40 pm || Up

      Or you could make a game thread! That should just about assure victory.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Poppy Jul 13,2013 6:49 pm || Up

        Pfffffffyeah

        There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.

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