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Game 70: if no one is here, is it a GT or a lounge? 110

So the FKup is in full force, and it is a beautiful Sat afternoon. AND we are facing Felix. Who is dumb enough to be sitting at home and taking one for the team? Me! Thats who.

110 thoughts on “Game 70: if no one is here, is it a GT or a lounge?

  1. 5Aces Jun 15,2013 4:03 pm

    And god, for a second I thought I was getting slegnA Bankees from Fox. I might have to hopon HSR if that happened.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  2. 5Aces Jun 15,2013 4:06 pm

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  3. aardvark Jun 15,2013 4:10 pm

    4:15 home games feel weird.

    • 5Aces Jun 15,2013 4:20 pm || Up

      It looks wierd, and I dont know if I should eat day or night game food.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  4. 5Aces Jun 15,2013 4:21 pm

    Fox cant be bothered with pitch counts on their display. But at least they dont have down and distance…

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  5. 5Aces Jun 15,2013 4:39 pm

    This game is getting muted helka quickly. Look, I get it; Felix is realky good. But I dont need 7+ innings of Sandy Koufax, and Christy Mathewson rolled into one fellatio from these guys.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  6. 5Aces Jun 15,2013 4:57 pm

    The new CY25 rocking some nice hosiery. And you cant really blame him for a K against Hernandez.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  7. aardvark Jun 15,2013 5:24 pm

    Anyone want to go to the batting cages some time soon?

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 15,2013 5:28 pm || Up

      I would love to go to batting cages.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • aardvark Jun 15,2013 6:00 pm || Up

        There’s a place off Central in El Cerrito that I think is new. $35 for 1/2 hour, $65 for 1 hour.

  8. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 15,2013 5:28 pm

    The baseball guides will reward you 5Aces.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • 5Aces Jun 15,2013 5:37 pm || Up

      They could start with some better fielding luck..ye gads.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  9. aardvark Jun 15,2013 5:44 pm

    That was pitch number 75 for Felix Hernandez; his effectiveness may start slipping

    • aardvark Jun 15,2013 6:17 pm || Up

      Felix Hernandez has thrown 89 pitches but has plenty left in the tank

      • 5Aces Jun 15,2013 6:22 pm || Up

        Its 76-88 thats the concern range.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  10. aardvark Jun 15,2013 5:46 pm

    Well, fuck.

    • 5Aces Jun 15,2013 5:49 pm || Up

      Ok, so my obvious play is to love that CY25 was unstoppable last night and back to normal when we need him. But you cant send the runner on that shallow of a flyout. And this feels like the 4th or 5th time this has happened. There is aggressive, and then there is overkill.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • aardvark Jun 15,2013 5:53 pm || Up

        Mine was a general “well, fuck” at him getting thrown out. I didn’t see the play.

        • 5Aces Jun 15,2013 5:56 pm || Up

          Im not a former scout, and I certainly am not an expert, but I saw it and said to myself “you cant send him”.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • lenscrafters Jun 15,2013 5:57 pm || Up

        Sogard was next. You want him to take his chances against Felix with 2 outs?

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 15,2013 8:57 pm || Up

          Yeah, this was my take too. The chances of scoring against Felix were mighty few; the chance of scoring on a bad throw from the outfield was at least as good as the chance of getting another hit.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Future Ed Jun 15,2013 9:03 pm || Up

            how close was it, it looked like a decent slide

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • JamesV Jun 15,2013 9:15 pm || Up

              Not really close.

              • Future Ed Jun 15,2013 9:16 pm || Up

                I agree with FSU, it was the right thing to do in the situation.

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
  11. lenscrafters Jun 15,2013 5:48 pm

    I don’t get why the Mariners play like a World Series team against us.

  12. 5Aces Jun 15,2013 5:58 pm

    Ok…Im going to guess that it was FSU taking out some King Felix idiot. Im hoping it wasnt Ed as they may need him.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  13. lenscrafters Jun 15,2013 5:58 pm

    Of course, beaten by Henry Blanco. Griffin and his 88 mph fastballs can be replaced by Sonny Gray any day now.

  14. batgirl Jun 15,2013 5:58 pm

    Well that hurt.

  15. aardvark Jun 15,2013 5:58 pm

    Well, fuck

  16. 5Aces Jun 15,2013 5:59 pm

    Well fuck.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  17. batgirl Jun 15,2013 6:00 pm

    Luckily fox has the score graphic so fking far over on the screen I can still live in my happy bubble that the score is still 0-0.

  18. JamesV Jun 15,2013 6:01 pm

    Well, I don’t think the A’s are getting 4 runs against Felix Hernandez. Hopefully the Mariners bullpen will be bad.

  19. 5Aces Jun 15,2013 6:16 pm

    Needing to make dinner has come at a conveinent time.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  20. aardvark Jun 15,2013 6:29 pm

    If you have to strike out, taking 9 pitches to do it so bad.

  21. JamesV Jun 15,2013 6:43 pm

    Apparently the name of the mascot is now Thumper, according to the Fox announcer.

  22. Thunderbutt Jun 15,2013 7:00 pm

    Goodness!

    There is always a score.
  23. Jennifer Jun 15,2013 7:26 pm

    Way to hold it down today, non-tailgating FKers.

  24. ptbnl Jun 15,2013 8:04 pm

    Great tailgate, sucktastic game.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  25. Future Ed Jun 15,2013 8:41 pm

    I am still in the suite, waiting for the A’s to get a run

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 15,2013 8:59 pm || Up

      They can’t make you leave, you paid for that ticket, and it clearly came with the implied assurance of a chance of runs.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  26. Jennifer Jun 15,2013 9:10 pm

    Downside of a hotel: I only have 5 pillows, including the one I brought.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 15,2013 9:16 pm || Up

      Call the bellhop, you paid to sleep in comfort damnit! A half dozen more pillows, stat!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Jennifer Jun 15,2013 9:22 pm || Up

        I also brought my own blanket.

        • Future Ed Jun 15,2013 9:23 pm || Up

          how about walls? did you bring your own walls?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  27. Future Ed Jun 15,2013 9:19 pm

    That was my first suite. Weird experience. Very hotel like. kinda disconnected. It was nice haveing you fkers take take care of my kids. Nicely smiling as they made off noises, took your seats and kick the back of others.

    Special thanks to Spouse to be named later for sitting in a way to prevent the first future from hopping out the window.

    All in all, its a fun special event, but I can’t imagine going to more than 2 games a year like that

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ptbnl Jun 15,2013 9:27 pm || Up

      Yeah. Big fan of FKers, not so much of suites – strange disconnect (plus 2 innings to get 2 beers and a dog).

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Future Ed Jun 15,2013 9:31 pm || Up

        I was getting so mad. I took the elevator to the 100 level, walked forever, lines were horrifying. so I went to the second level which was good for getting the “food” I bought. but then it took me two half innings to find the way back. every usher or employee gave me different directions that didn’t make sense.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • nevermoor Jun 15,2013 10:02 pm || Up

        They’re a great way to hang out with people in a way you just cant in rows of seats. And great for infants who need to do some wiggling / shiny-counter sitting. It does pull you away from the game itself, though.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • Future Ed Jun 15,2013 10:05 pm || Up

          it is great for what we did.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Dial C for Concupiscence Jun 17,2013 9:24 am || Up

        I wouldn’t want to watch every game in a suite, but they’re fun for an outing like that every now and then.

    • ptbnl Jun 15,2013 9:27 pm || Up

      Plus plus your boys are sweethearts.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Future Ed Jun 15,2013 9:31 pm || Up

        its nice of you to say such half truths like that

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • ptbnl Jun 15,2013 9:34 pm || Up

          They really are! I had a delightful time with both of them.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • Future Ed Jun 16,2013 8:25 pm || Up

            says the father of the 8 year old child who walked across a room crowded with adults to ask her mother if she could have a few M&M’s. that is one terrific kid.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 16,2013 8:37 pm || Up

              Sure, everyone loves the sweet beautiful polite children. But what about those of us whose kids filled their pockets full of purloined Nerds and M&M’s? When society collapses, who’ll be laughing then?!

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
              • ptbnl Jun 16,2013 8:42 pm || Up

                She did plenty well on the nerds, m&m’s and cokes, with a little help from you and Jesa.

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • Future Ed Jun 16,2013 8:45 pm || Up

                running around without shoes then screaming that they didn’t want to go with me, then demanding to tie their own shoes and demanding to go with me.

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • the dogfather Jun 16,2013 7:01 am || Up

          Yeah — without Any offspringly EDitorial intended (they were fine around me in the lot!), I wouldn’t trust a post from a rocket scientist that began “Plus plus.”

          Too much suspicious math.

          The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
          • andeux Jun 16,2013 11:32 am || Up

            He was preincrementing the statement.

            TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 15,2013 9:29 pm || Up

      Well-connected office of the court like yourself has never been in a suite before?

      I love the occasional suite game, especially with the family. I love hotel rooms too, actually. But yeah, 95% of the time I’d rather be out in the open air and the crowd yelling. It’s hard to throw yourself into a Let’s Go Oakland chant in the luxbox.

      Also, your kids as always are spectacularly adorable.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Jun 15,2013 9:30 pm || Up

      “Disconnected” has been my take on suites on the rare occasions I’ve been in there, and when nm offered me an extra ticket before the game I turned it down in favor of the 119 location. The party was in the parking lot, and I get to go to games so rarely anymore that when I’m in the ballpark I’ll pretty much always take a good seat for the game over more partying.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Jun 15,2013 9:34 pm || Up

        a wise choice. I was a little surprised that you weren’t in the suite, but then figured you had a good seat. 119 is way better.

        You taking off tomorrow, or are you going to the game?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Soaker Jun 15,2013 9:39 pm || Up

          The suite was for the ST participants so I made other arrangements a while back. I’m in Stockton right now, planning a hike up near Ebbets Pass tomorrow on the way home unless I drink about one more of these leftooovvveeerrr beeeerrrs………

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • nevermoor Jun 15,2013 10:03 pm || Up

          Yeah, totally fair.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • the dogfather Jun 16,2013 7:10 am || Up

        Things were pretty quiet in 215, except for the little kid who was given a foul ball by some guy, and while we were all clapping for that warm-hearted-gesture-the-kid-would-treasure-forever, he rared-back and tried to return it to the pitcher. He only reached section 115, and seems to have missed everyone there — but that incident alone was worth the price of admission.

        The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
        • the dogfather Jun 16,2013 7:22 am || Up

          And except for the 2-inning interrogation of a family who’d brought along several volunteer buds (Light). Eventually, they hauled-off Mama, but dad and son who had been pretending not to know her stayed in their seats. Father’s Day tickets?

          I may be a little raw from all the recent evidence of authoritarian overreach, but it seemed quite heavy-handed.

          The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
    • Englishmajor Jun 15,2013 9:31 pm || Up

      We didn’t get bombed by the gulls, so that was good.

      • nevermoor Jun 15,2013 10:03 pm || Up

        Better last year, though, when the gulls were in full force

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • 5Aces Jun 15,2013 9:46 pm || Up

      Not that I can think of a reason anyone else here would want to, but it actually makes the suite experience here nice. The seats in front for you let you feel like youre in a nirmal section. And of course not being in a 20-30k lets you get back much quicker. As long as you forget you are watching future Gnats it is all good.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Future Ed Jun 15,2013 9:50 pm || Up

        the seats in front in these suits are OK, but the crowd noise is really dead. Especially when mike closes the window

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • brian.only Jun 16,2013 1:08 am || Up

      We went to suite 69 and it was all strangers… :(

      • Future Ed Jun 16,2013 8:03 am || Up

        there are 2. one plaza, one club.

        We had people from the other one stop by ours, and some of our people stop by theirs.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • 5Aces Jun 16,2013 8:04 am || Up

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • JamesV Jun 16,2013 8:05 am || Up

          The fact alone a thing like that could even happen is reason enough for a new stadium, or at the least a renumbering of all suites.

        • ptbnl Jun 16,2013 10:22 am || Up

          For future reference, the plaza suites (which we had last year) have *much* better access to the concessions.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • Future Ed Jun 16,2013 10:29 am || Up

            San Quentin has better access to concessions than we did yesterday

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • nevermoor Jun 16,2013 11:23 am || Up

              Yeah. That was really unfortunate.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • Future Ed Jun 16,2013 11:25 am || Up

                totally not reflective of the good time had, or whether or not i would do it again

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 16,2013 11:45 am || Up

                  Agree completely, it was a great setting for what we were doing. Also, private bathroom = score! Most of the infield suites don’t have that.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
              • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 16,2013 11:43 am || Up

                The design/access issue for these is entirely about football. For Raiders games, the value of these “club suites” is that you’re entirely insulated from the rest of the crowd. The finest food and beverages are delivered to you; making the rest of the stadium inaccessible is a feature, not a bug.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • nevermoor Jun 16,2013 1:21 pm || Up

                  Sure. That’s absolutely true.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • DFA Jun 16,2013 8:36 pm || Up

                  Do they also shelter you from having to watch the Raiders?

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  28. Future Ed Jun 15,2013 9:26 pm

    so Toronto is finally winning. thanks to them for picking this weekend.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  29. nevermoor Jun 15,2013 10:04 pm

    So did anyone get the story on that fight in the RF bleachers?

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • 5Aces Jun 15,2013 10:20 pm || Up

      All they said on TV was that there was an “altercation”.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • the dogfather Jun 16,2013 7:16 am || Up

      Interesting that AJ stopped and watched it from the mound — tempted to say that it was one of his better tactics, but except for EVer pitching around Saunders, I thought he was pretty good.

      The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
  30. Jennifer Jun 16,2013 12:47 pm

    So, my brother got married yesterday. We brought home the extra cake… except my dad left it in the back of their SUV. With the back hatch open. When I went outside, these three beasts were in the back of the car eating cake. They had icing and cake all over their faces. It was hilarious.

    • colin Jun 16,2013 1:13 pm || Up

      hopefully not chocolate?

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 16,2013 1:27 pm || Up

      Cute.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • batgirl Jun 16,2013 5:35 pm || Up

      That is awesome. My dog once ate half my birthday cake *and* the Saran Wrap covering it. Vet’s response? “this too shall pass”

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