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63 thoughts on “FK it – I’ll try again. Rangers at A’s

  1. dmoas May 13,2013 7:07 pm

    Talking about epic collapses. Boston down 4 – 2 in the 3rd period of game 7 against Toronto with less than 2 minutes left. Score 2, send it to overtime. Win.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 13,2013 7:09 pm || Up

      Devastating. Would be included in any conversation of worst sports collapses ever, if anyone talked about hockey.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Englishmajor May 13,2013 8:55 pm || Up

      So that’s what all the Maple Leaves jokes on Twitter were about.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade May 13,2013 9:02 pm || Up

        Leafs. Ignore the stylebook.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • beebo May 13,2013 9:09 pm || Up

          I had someone chastise me yesterday over the same damn thing. Why “Leafs”? Still a mystery to me.

        • Englishmajor May 13,2013 9:18 pm || Up

          But the jokes were that the team Leaves… the playoffs.

          • beebo May 13,2013 9:20 pm || Up

            (sad trombone)

          • FreeSeatUpgrade May 13,2013 9:45 pm || Up

            Ah, yes, errr, I’m not always so slow.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. ptbnl May 13,2013 7:12 pm

    Balking in a run is the easy part – how can you forget to let go of the ball?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  3. doctorK May 13,2013 7:19 pm

    Heh – shift that!

  4. doctorK May 13,2013 8:00 pm

    I loves me some SEXY FEET

    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 13,2013 8:03 pm || Up

      Whoo hoo! Boys brought out the whacking sticks tonight!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  5. JamesV May 13,2013 8:02 pm

    Damn, Moss crushed that one.

  6. JamesV May 13,2013 8:03 pm

    What do you think, back-to-back-to-back?

    • Future Ed May 13,2013 10:42 pm || Up

      interesting note, after cespedes’ HR, moss stayed on the right side of the batting area to high five him. After Moss’ HR, barton came to the right side while DOnaldson stayed behind home plate and never moved to moss.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  7. 5Aces May 13,2013 8:09 pm

    Hey, I remember these guys…

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  8. doctorK May 13,2013 8:21 pm

    Oh shit, Cespedes is out.

    • 5Aces May 13,2013 8:26 pm || Up

      He looks like he may lose his dinner.

      On a related note, can we not keep having close ups on him while Im eating?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • andeux May 13,2013 8:28 pm || Up

        Poisoned by Canadian gamblers no doubt.

        TINSTAAFK
    • Thunderbutt May 13,2013 8:28 pm || Up

      Here’s to hoping for “flu-like symptoms”.

      There is always a score.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 13,2013 8:29 pm || Up

      I have not been watching or listening; details?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • 5Aces May 13,2013 8:37 pm || Up

        No one has said anything officially. He went out for T5 and then ran back in. He looked sort of sick in the dugout.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • nevermoor May 13,2013 8:43 pm || Up

          I thought the explanation would be worse.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • Thunderbutt May 13,2013 9:09 pm || Up

            Moss in center. We really don’t need any more boo-boos.

            There is always a score.
        • Englishmajor May 13,2013 9:28 pm || Up

          • Dial C for Concupiscence May 13,2013 10:27 pm || Up

            Had that upset stomach look on his face

            • AV May 13,2013 10:35 pm || Up

              poopyface.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • nobody in particular May 14,2013 12:16 am || Up

                So cool he can blast one over the 400 foot sign and crap in the general direction of the pitcher as he rounds the bases. That’s gotta be a 6th tool right there, no?

                Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
                • nevermoor May 14,2013 10:36 pm || Up

                  Second tool

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • doctorK May 13,2013 9:03 pm || Up

        Given the way he was spitting stuff, I wonder if he swallow his chaw. If so, just one more reason to quit that stuff.

        • the dogfather May 14,2013 4:54 pm || Up

          Embarrassed to be shown-up by Moss.

          The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
  9. FreeSeatUpgrade May 13,2013 9:02 pm

    Lookin good!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  10. beebo May 13,2013 9:12 pm

    It seems all is well in Oakland tonight.

    Meanwhile, in Anaheim…

    • Thunderbutt May 13,2013 9:16 pm || Up

      SWEET!

      There is always a score.
      • Englishmajor May 13,2013 9:29 pm || Up

        You go, Royals. Get it out of your systems before the weekend.

  11. 5Aces May 13,2013 9:36 pm

    Victory!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  12. Thunderbutt May 13,2013 9:36 pm

    Victory!

    There is always a score.
  13. FreeSeatUpgrade May 13,2013 9:48 pm

    That was a neatly played game there. Crisp. Dapper. Hopefully Bartolo will run the home whites out there again tomorrow.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • dmoas May 13,2013 10:07 pm || Up

      How’s about we rattle off a few more like that.

  14. Future Ed May 13,2013 10:15 pm

    I liked it.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV May 13,2013 10:31 pm || Up

      aj’s foot really messes with the camera angle strike zone.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV May 13,2013 10:31 pm || Up

        ? reply

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Future Ed May 13,2013 10:48 pm || Up
          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • AV May 13,2013 10:54 pm || Up

            and nowhere near what i thought was going on. where’s that super high super outside strike i laughed at?

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Future Ed May 14,2013 1:40 am || Up

              who was that, DOnalson?

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • AV May 14,2013 9:12 am || Up

                LH ranger batting. can’t remember who. it was a strike 3 called and… it probably was.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • ptbnl May 14,2013 4:56 pm || Up

                  And you had a good view too.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • AV May 14,2013 7:27 pm || Up

                  it really proves i just can’t tell. if i weren’t so willing to admit it, they’d make me an umpire.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV May 14,2013 7:31 pm || Up

                  and it was a really satisfying game for the front row. thanks again for being the conduit.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Dial C for Concupiscence May 14,2013 9:26 am || Up

            Yeah. Called the low strike, but did so evenly for both teams.

            • DFA May 14,2013 1:21 pm || Up

              which is not a problem at all in my book

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
            • the dogfather May 14,2013 4:53 pm || Up

              As in “anything that didn’t bounce.”

              The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
              • Dial C for Concupiscence May 14,2013 5:05 pm || Up

                “And the foot bone is connected to the ankle bone. And the ankle bone is connected to the knee bone. Hmm, I’m pretty sure that’s right”

                • dmoas May 14,2013 5:55 pm || Up

                  “And the knee bone is connected to the neck bone. Hmm… I think I’d better fire my surgeon. Oh shit, was that a strike or a ball? Meh, who cares, I’ll just stand here and hum.”

  15. Dial C for Concupiscence May 13,2013 10:28 pm

    Victory!

  16. DFA May 13,2013 10:50 pm

    I like beating the Rangers.

    In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  17. oblique May 13,2013 10:51 pm

    Hearing the highlights, I assumed (hopefully) that Barton had had a good night, since he scored twice, and therefore was on base at least twice. Then I saw the box score – FC and HBP. Bummer.

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