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Ok, I know most everyone is at the park right now, but I’ll be damned if us NRAFs don’t have a thread up for the season opener. Hopefully we can also get some updates about how the tailgating was, etc.

 

329 thoughts on “Your Defending AL West champs Game thread 1

  1. 5Aces Apr 1,2013 6:39 pm

    What are we having? A tri-tip quesadilla from last night’s leftovers and some rice thankyouverymuch.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  2. 5Aces Apr 1,2013 6:50 pm

    In the player intros Nakijima looked like he has been practicing that limp all week…

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  3. Glorious Mundy Apr 1,2013 6:55 pm

    According to Slusser on twitter, Felix sent a rolex over to Jaso tonight to thank him for catching the perfect game. The guy thinks of everything.

  4. whiteshoes40 Apr 1,2013 7:02 pm

    Okay, mlb.tv, this is the moment you should have been preparing for all offseason. DON’T FAIL ME NOW.

    • OldhamA Apr 1,2013 7:04 pm || Up

      There’s no sound on mine. =(

      • futwork Apr 1,2013 7:05 pm || Up

        My sound has been turning off when I enter full screen the first time, but exiting and re-entering has been working.

      • whiteshoes40 Apr 1,2013 7:09 pm || Up

        Mine’s working now! Yay.

  5. lenscrafters Apr 1,2013 7:04 pm

    Bush 2 was still working on his first term the last time the A’s won on opening day. Time to break this ignoble streak.

    • OldhamA Apr 1,2013 7:08 pm || Up

      In our defence our band of misfits always run into an Ace on Opening Day.

      • nevermoor Apr 1,2013 9:57 pm || Up

        Felix sure looked nasty

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  6. beebo Apr 1,2013 7:07 pm

    Hooray little yellow towels!

  7. OldhamA Apr 1,2013 7:08 pm

    First question of the 2013 season: where’s the rest of Brett Anderson?!

  8. 5Aces Apr 1,2013 7:10 pm

    The eldest Aces is officially feeling entitled. He saw them unveil the division wall thing and said “well, it’s better than nothing…for now.”

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  9. JamesV Apr 1,2013 7:12 pm

    BRETT ANDERSON IS ON PACE TO STRIKE ERRBODY OUT.

  10. whiteshoes40 Apr 1,2013 7:12 pm

    Brett looks trim!
    Jaso has nice hair.
    Sogard wearing high socks! Love.

    You can all look forward to many more of these deep insights as the game continues. Baseball whee!

  11. futwork Apr 1,2013 7:12 pm

    Wow, Brett.

  12. lenscrafters Apr 1,2013 7:12 pm

    That is one filthy motherFKer.

  13. JamesV Apr 1,2013 7:13 pm

    So that was a good start.

  14. mikeA Apr 1,2013 7:13 pm

    That sucked. Wait, no it didn’t…

  15. JamesV Apr 1,2013 7:14 pm

    Brett Anderson is pinch-hitting for Coco Crisp.

  16. OldhamA Apr 1,2013 7:16 pm

    Infield pop up?

    Welcome to the A’s, Jaso.

    • JamesV Apr 1,2013 7:18 pm || Up

      It’s like Kurt Suzuki turned around.

  17. JamesV Apr 1,2013 7:17 pm

    A 7-pitch inning for Hernandez probably trumps Anderson striking out the side on 13.

  18. JamesV Apr 1,2013 7:21 pm

    Brett Anderson continues to strike out everybody; A’s fielders grow bored.

  19. OldhamA Apr 1,2013 7:24 pm

    We have an in shape trainer now too.

    This is not the A’s team I grew up with.

  20. 5Aces Apr 1,2013 7:24 pm

    The incredibly athletic Brett ladies and gentlemen!!!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • colin Apr 1,2013 7:25 pm || Up

      What the FK is going on with an injury delay after a ball deflected by the pitcher. Is our Brett OK?!?

      • lenscrafters Apr 1,2013 7:27 pm || Up

        He’s fine. It was deflected off the tip of his cleats.

      • 5Aces Apr 1,2013 7:28 pm || Up

        Off his foot/ankle. He threw one practice pitch and they left. He appears fine. I assume we will get a report of Smallpox tomorrow.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Soaker Apr 1,2013 7:29 pm || Up

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  21. JamesV Apr 1,2013 7:27 pm

    That was a pretty crazy play by Sogard, flipping it before he even landed. Getting the out at first at least made that fly ball the third one.

    • lenscrafters Apr 1,2013 7:28 pm || Up

      I’m glad he’s starting. I don’t think Sizemore would’ve gotten to that one.

  22. whiteshoes40 Apr 1,2013 7:35 pm

    Wow. I think I was at the last Opening Day win. I was in high school… there was a long line for garlic fries… or maybe I’m thinking of the 2003 opener. Either way, that’s a ridiculously long time to wait for another Opening Day win.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 1,2013 7:48 pm || Up

      Yeah

    • Soaker Apr 1,2013 7:49 pm || Up

      I’m not sure any amount of jinxing is going to help the A’s get a hit tonight. Somebody may need to stick an f’in thing out there to get us a baserunner at all.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • dmoas Apr 1,2013 7:55 pm || Up

        Consider it done. Not sure what sticking my dick out there will do to get us a base runner, but I’m willing to do it!

        • Soaker Apr 1,2013 8:01 pm || Up

          Thank you! We may have discovered something here.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • dmoas Apr 1,2013 8:01 pm || Up

          You can all thank me later.

  23. 5Aces Apr 1,2013 7:49 pm

    Im already tired of the uverse commercial.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  24. doctorK Apr 1,2013 7:50 pm

    BOOBIES

    Also, The King looks particularly nasty so far.

  25. whiteshoes40 Apr 1,2013 7:52 pm

    Yay Brett!

  26. doctorK Apr 1,2013 8:01 pm

    Yay – no perfecto tonight.

  27. whiteshoes40 Apr 1,2013 8:01 pm

    We’re not gonna be no-hit! Thank you, Jaso.

  28. Glorious Mundy Apr 1,2013 8:01 pm

    Keeping that rolex too.

  29. JamesV Apr 1,2013 8:02 pm

    Fitting that John Jaso ruins Felix Hernandez’s early perfecto.

  30. Glorious Mundy Apr 1,2013 8:02 pm

    A catcher legging out a double is like hardcore pornography for Fosse.

  31. whiteshoes40 Apr 1,2013 8:03 pm

    Oh… my. That beard is… alive, I think. Kind of terrifying.

    • beebo Apr 1,2013 8:04 pm || Up

      I think it’s creating too much wind resistance when he runs.

  32. mikeA Apr 1,2013 8:05 pm

    Damn, Ryan is good.

  33. lenscrafters Apr 1,2013 8:10 pm

    God, I am so sick of that FKing FKer.

  34. whiteshoes40 Apr 1,2013 8:14 pm

    ugh baseball is the worst

  35. JamesV Apr 1,2013 8:33 pm

    I’ve fallen down the http://textsfromsuperheroes.tumblr.com rabbit hole.

  36. beebo Apr 1,2013 8:34 pm

    Oh, a thingle!

    • doctorK Apr 1,2013 8:41 pm || Up

      Better a thingle than a swingle.

      • nevermoor Apr 1,2013 10:01 pm || Up

        Can I just observe the lineup was strange. Lawrie at 5 / Theth at ! Seems wrong

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  37. 5Aces Apr 1,2013 8:45 pm

    Shit

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  38. Soaker Apr 1,2013 8:45 pm

    Hmph. I do seem to be developing an appetite for pie this evening, perhaps in about an hour.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  39. whiteshoes40 Apr 1,2013 8:47 pm

    Wow, completely forgot about Ben Sheets.

  40. lenscrafters Apr 1,2013 8:51 pm

    Hit him. Hit him in the crotch.

  41. ptbnl Apr 1,2013 8:52 pm

    According to gameday, 3 of those balls were strikes.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  42. doctorK Apr 1,2013 8:55 pm

    Berkeley’s women to the Final Four!

  43. 5Aces Apr 1,2013 8:58 pm

    B7 game 1; too soon to go to the rally cap? I didnt think so…

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  44. whiteshoes40 Apr 1,2013 9:13 pm

    Alright, boys. We can haz runz?

  45. Soaker Apr 1,2013 9:19 pm

    I think we need to volunteer to do the interleague opener next year. We’ll probably get Strasburg but I’ll take my chances.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  46. 5Aces Apr 1,2013 9:20 pm

    Thmathed!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  47. lenscrafters Apr 1,2013 9:24 pm

    I believe in Coco.

  48. 5Aces Apr 1,2013 9:25 pm

    The bullpen! What a beautiful sight.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  49. JamesV Apr 1,2013 9:25 pm

    Well, Felix Hernandez will not pitch a complete game every time this season.

  50. JamesV Apr 1,2013 9:28 pm

    It’s a shame Charlie Furbush and JJ Furmaniak were never involved in a trade.

    • Cretgren Apr 1,2013 9:29 pm || Up

      He WAS in the Fister trade though, so it could be worse.

    • 5Aces Apr 1,2013 9:30 pm || Up

      He could pitch 12 no hitters and I would still picture them laughing about his name in Moneyball.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  51. lenscrafters Apr 1,2013 9:29 pm

    Noooooo go to Chris Young.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 1,2013 9:30 pm || Up

      Yeah this is dumb.

    • ptbnl Apr 1,2013 9:31 pm || Up

      Or stay with Jaso and the pitcher who can’t throw a FKing strike!

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • dmoas Apr 1,2013 9:34 pm || Up

        I would have gone with that. Guy can’t throw strikes? Good. Make him do that.

        • Glorious Mundy Apr 1,2013 9:35 pm || Up

          And Jaso’s good at walking.

          • ptbnl Apr 1,2013 9:38 pm || Up

            And he knows the Seattle staff, and he had one of the precious few hits against Felix.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • 5Aces Apr 1,2013 9:39 pm || Up

          And that was the key. What, the pitcher just brought in is throwing garbage? Why dont we let him pitch awhile…

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • lenscrafters Apr 1,2013 9:41 pm || Up

            I don’t know if Jaso-Furbush or Young-Pryor is the better matchup but I know that Norris-Pryor is by far the worst of the three options.

            • nevermoor Apr 1,2013 10:03 pm || Up

              Yep.

              Crazy to PH WITH your 2d catcher.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • andeux Apr 1,2013 11:51 pm || Up

              Agreed.

              TINSTAAFK
            • DFA Apr 2,2013 10:33 am || Up

              And people think im crazy when I say that Melvin is a shitty tactical manager

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • dmoas Apr 1,2013 9:34 pm || Up

      He is way too fking set in pitch hitting by position. Just dumb.

    • Future Ed Apr 1,2013 11:40 pm || Up

      that’s what I was thinking

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • brian.only Apr 1,2013 11:46 pm || Up

      This what i was screaming at the game…

      • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 2,2013 9:23 am || Up

        Me too. Along with some fervent wishes for it to not turn out as poorly as I thought it would, which were shortly denied.

  52. JamesV Apr 1,2013 9:29 pm

    Let’s do it, Derek Norris.

  53. 5Aces Apr 1,2013 9:29 pm

    DeNo

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  54. mikeA Apr 1,2013 9:30 pm

    We’re gonna do this all season (Norris ph)? Yikes. I wouldn’t even bring in a new pitcher, just say “thanks” instead.

  55. lenscrafters Apr 1,2013 9:34 pm

    Weak swing

  56. JamesV Apr 1,2013 9:35 pm

    And Bob Melvin is 0-for-1 in key PH decisions this season.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 1,2013 9:37 pm || Up

      I mean, how hard is it to realize that it is impossible to get the platoon advantage in that situation?

  57. JamesV Apr 1,2013 9:42 pm

    What the hell is Fosse talking about?

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 1,2013 9:43 pm || Up

      I’m not watching, but I’ll just throw out a guess: Dibs.

  58. 5Aces Apr 1,2013 9:43 pm

    Ok, its time.
    never too soon

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  59. whiteshoes40 Apr 1,2013 9:43 pm

    Yay Jerry!

    …pie?

  60. JamesV Apr 1,2013 9:53 pm

    It’s pretty tough to end an opening day losing streak when you face Felix Hernandez every year.

  61. lenscrafters Apr 1,2013 9:54 pm

    April fools! Opening day is actually tomorrow.

  62. whiteshoes40 Apr 1,2013 9:54 pm

    Sweet.

    Go for the gold, boys.

    • Soaker Apr 2,2013 9:10 am || Up

      In the last 8 Game 2’s they are 6-2.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  63. doctorK Apr 1,2013 9:54 pm

    This sucks. We’re totally going to lose 100 games this year.

  64. Soaker Apr 1,2013 9:54 pm

    All right. If the A’s draw the Mariners and Hernandez again next year, I think they should just throw the #5 starter in the opener and then follow with the #1 and #2 against the Mariners’ #2 and #3.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • JamesV Apr 1,2013 9:55 pm || Up

      Hell, why not?

    • dmoas Apr 1,2013 9:59 pm || Up

      I’ve often wondered why that doesn’t happen. Better to pit your #1, 2, 3, 4 against their #2, 3, 4 ,5. Sacrifice the pawn to their King.

      • Soaker Apr 1,2013 10:01 pm || Up

        Some managers used to do that when their opener was on the road, under the pretense that they were “setting up the ace for the honor of pitching the home opener”.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  65. mother pucker Apr 1,2013 9:58 pm

    Why do the A’s open up with the Mariners every single year? It is a boring, boring “tradition”.

    • bear88 Apr 2,2013 12:06 am || Up

      Felix for the first game for seven more seasons. Joy.

  66. lenscrafters Apr 1,2013 10:06 pm

    Well at least we didn’t lose cause King Felix hit a homer against us (lolgiants).

  67. nevermoor Apr 1,2013 10:06 pm

    We left after 8 for Yoenessa related reasons. Polite of them to teAse us an inning early.

    I got the 2012 chills that inning.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Future Ed Apr 1,2013 11:43 pm || Up

      indeed. the game was worth it for that. (save the Norris substitution)

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • batgirl Apr 2,2013 10:47 am || Up

      I think we have the verdict on that pink onesie.

      • nevermoor Apr 2,2013 11:07 am || Up

        Yeah. Sounds that way.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  68. futwork Apr 1,2013 10:09 pm

    Well, phooey.

  69. ozzman99 Apr 1,2013 11:04 pm

    So Colt McCoy is a 49er now. Yay.

    • mother pucker Apr 1,2013 11:19 pm || Up

      Not really sure why he got such a bad wrap in Cleveland. He probably had less talent around him than any QB in the league, and managed to like reasonably competent, most of the time. Very solid pick-up.

  70. the llama Apr 1,2013 11:24 pm

    Great seeing all you FKers tonight.

    • whimsical witch Apr 1,2013 11:42 pm || Up

      it was perfect.

      • Future Ed Apr 1,2013 11:43 pm || Up

        Sorry I left in such a rush, I was informed that we needed to hurry…somewhere.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • brian.only Apr 1,2013 11:50 pm || Up

      Hells yeah, that was a great night, most energy at an opener that I can remember, seeing all you guys was the gravy on top!

      • whimsical witch Apr 1,2013 11:52 pm || Up

        :D let’s do it again right now!!!!!!

        • brian.only Apr 1,2013 11:55 pm || Up

          GET TICKETS FOR WEDNESDAY DUDES!!!!

        • Future Ed Apr 1,2013 11:55 pm || Up

          I wish I could have taken a picture of your face when the TV reporter asked you if Theo was your son

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • brian.only Apr 1,2013 11:57 pm || Up

            Whaaa?

            • Future Ed Apr 2,2013 12:01 am || Up

              she wanted to have some kids in the background of a shot playing catch. Knowing mine have a tendency to distracted, I told them to get FSU, so he and segundo were on abc 7 live at 5

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • brian.only Apr 1,2013 11:57 pm || Up

            Also your progeny are pretty adorable.

          • whimsical witch Apr 2,2013 12:01 am || Up

            lol

      • Future Ed Apr 1,2013 11:56 pm || Up

        who makes the cabbage thing? COleslaw type thing? I want to live in it

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • brian.only Apr 1,2013 11:58 pm || Up

          I heard it was Bakesale Betty. That stuff is heavenly.

        • andeux Apr 2,2013 12:01 am || Up

          Me. From the Bakesale Betty recipe here (but cut the amount of olive oil in the vinaigrette in half).

          TINSTAAFK
        • whimsical witch Apr 2,2013 12:01 am || Up

          andy made that

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 2,2013 11:21 am || Up

      So much fun, great to see everyone. Sorry we bolted so fast afterwards, needed to get sleepy kids home. I will bring the leftover beer with me to Wednesday’s game.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Apr 2,2013 11:46 am || Up
        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • ptbnl Apr 2,2013 11:58 am || Up

          Woo-hoo!

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 2,2013 12:20 pm || Up

          Awesome, thanks for the link, I’ve forwarded it to the grandparents.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • batgirl Apr 2,2013 12:42 pm || Up

          I’m glad to know players are keeping cheat sheets in their gloves.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 2,2013 1:01 pm || Up

            Yeah, that was odd. She was cool though, told me how her dad took her to her first game in 1969 at Yankee Stadium on what as it turned out was Mickey Mantle Day.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • AV Apr 2,2013 12:03 pm || Up

        i woulda missed my half-onion, if the cops had given us 2 minutes to fire up a grill and let me cook my other sausage. but they didn’t. sausage blockers.

        seriously, i hope it’s not the new way, to kick us out of the lot loudly and menacingly 10 minutes after the game is over.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 2,2013 12:21 pm || Up

          Hopefully this was a one-time thing, or perhaps something they can only indulge when they have the extra officers that a full house brings.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • dmoas Apr 2,2013 12:40 pm || Up

            It’s got to be costly to waste man hours doing that kind of thing. Then again, maybe they don’t want anyone around precisely because of the man hours. So either wasteful bastards or cheap bastards.

            • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 2,2013 12:56 pm || Up

              Worth remembering (as you know) that cop costs are born by the team not the City/County, and any decision to have cops manage the parking lot in a certain way would be a team decision.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  71. 5Aces Apr 2,2013 10:13 am

    Questions for my RAF friends

    -There are discount tickets for kids on line for the Thursday game. Is that available at the box office as well as online?
    -Do you think there is a chance that those types of tix sell out?
    and most importantly…

    -Anyone going to Thurs game? I am going to be on vacation, the kids are still on spring break, and the whole Ace cln may be taking the trek to the park!!!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Apr 2,2013 10:41 am || Up

      I don’t know, I was going to find out yesterday but didn’t. Maybe next homestand.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 2,2013 11:24 am || Up

      In my experience the half-price kid tickets do sell out sometimes, but usually for high demand games only like fireworks. Most area schools had spring break last week not this week, so you might be OK. Yes, they can be gotten at the box office when available.

      I can’t go Thursday, but I know a few folks last night were talking about doing that.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • wacchampions Apr 2,2013 1:00 pm || Up

      Ralph and I will be there on Thursday!

      • 5Aces Apr 2,2013 1:10 pm || Up

        Cool. I really want to go. Mrs. Aces suggested it and far be it from me to go against her wishes ;) I just need to figure out if I can make the $ work, which is why I want to avoid the “conveinence” fees if I cn…

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • wacchampions Apr 2,2013 1:15 pm || Up

          I will ask at Ticket services today, what is the online offer?

          • Future Ed Apr 2,2013 1:55 pm || Up

            plaza level $14 and $6 for kids. there is an asterisk by it, but no corresponding footnote

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • wacchampions Apr 2,2013 2:00 pm || Up

              OK cool, I will ask at ticket services today, but I think that those offers are available at the box office!

        • ptbnl Apr 2,2013 2:11 pm || Up

          Did you get the note confirming your front row seats over in the other thread?

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • 5Aces Apr 2,2013 2:42 pm || Up

            I did, sorry for the no response. Will try to get the paypal out ASAP.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  72. nevermoor Apr 2,2013 12:50 pm

    Grant is an idiot. Sogard would never help him with a 1099 because he is a Giants fan.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • MikeV Apr 2,2013 1:03 pm || Up

      also he doesn’t do taxes he makes cookies. good god what a hackjob of an article. way to mail in the glasses bit.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  73. wacchampions Apr 2,2013 1:06 pm

    Here are the dates that I am targeting for tailgates this season, of course we will have other smaller ones throughout the year, but these will be the big super organized ones:

    Friday April 12th V Detroit, Gametime 7:05 PM
    Saturday May 18th V Kansas City, Gametime 6:05 PM
    Saturday June 15th V Seattle, Gametime 4:15 PM
    Saturday July 13th V Boston, Gametime 7:05 PM
    Saturday August 17th V Cleveland, Gametime 6:05 PM
    Saturday August 31st V Tampa Bay, Gametime 6:05 PM

    • Future Ed Apr 2,2013 1:14 pm || Up

      what is up with thw 415 start time?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • wacchampions Apr 2,2013 1:16 pm || Up

        I dont know, I was confused by that also, it must have something to do with National TV

        • JamesV Apr 2,2013 1:30 pm || Up

          It shows as a FOX game, yes. Not sure what’s up with that, though. Aren’t they usually 10A/1P for the Pacific timezone?

          • Soaker Apr 2,2013 3:42 pm || Up

            The FOX windows vary a little more this year than in the past, but for 8 straight Saturdays from May 25-July 13 the window is 4pm to 7 pm PT. That Mariners game is listed as a FOX game. White Sox on 6/1 and Cardinals on 6/29, which in recent years would have been night games, are 1:05 starts because of the later FOX time slot.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • dmoas Apr 2,2013 4:41 pm || Up

              It makes for an EST 7pm start time. I’m sure that’s a factor for them. Isn’t this the first season where they no longer black out local games?

              • Soaker Apr 2,2013 4:47 pm || Up

                I think that is next year, because a lot of the Saturday games will be moving to cable on their new ESPN competitor, Fox Sports 1 (currently Speed Channel, to be re-branded this August).

                What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 2,2013 2:21 pm || Up

      Whoo hoo!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • ptbnl Apr 2,2013 2:22 pm || Up

        Are you planning on the May 18th fireworks game with the family?

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 2,2013 2:30 pm || Up

          Haven’t thought that far ahead. I don’t even know yet which (if any) of the Upgrade family members are coming to tomorrow’s game with me.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  74. nobody in particular Apr 2,2013 1:07 pm

    That’s the difference between us and Giants’ fans: we wake up lamenting the Norris-for-Jaso substitution that killed the rally that could have stolen us the game, and they wake up thinking of how awesome the sushi rolls were.

    Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 2,2013 1:15 pm || Up

      I was listening to KNBR this morning, and they read an email from a Giants fan who went to the A’s game last night and was raving about how awesome the crowd was. Something about how the fans stood up and got loud at appropriate moments without needing a jumbotron to prompt them.

      • nobody in particular Apr 2,2013 1:19 pm || Up

        Tonight will be very telling… I am hoping that there aren’t 1200 people there and we get some butts in the seats. I didn’t go last night, but am going tonight (taking the bf, our first game!) for just this reason.

        Never suck on a Blow Pop with the microphone open.
        • AV Apr 2,2013 6:10 pm || Up

          speaking of telling, i’m not telling why the emperor has an extra ticket for tonight, but i’m telling you he’s trying to scare up someone to go with him or find someone already going to sit with.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • dmoas Apr 2,2013 6:16 pm || Up

            AV. Are you his bf. And did you just break up with him?

            • AV Apr 2,2013 6:28 pm || Up

              no. :(

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  75. MikeV Apr 2,2013 1:26 pm

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Englishmajor Apr 2,2013 1:42 pm || Up

      KEEBS.
      When I clicked on the video the first thing it showed was a Wendy’s ad with some nerdy-looking guy with glasses Instagramming his fast food lunch. For a second I thought it was Sogard.

  76. JamesV Apr 2,2013 3:07 pm

    Let’s make sure this happens:

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 2,2013 3:17 pm || Up

      Pledging for the party at Korach’s house…

      • Glorious Mundy Apr 2,2013 3:18 pm || Up

        Well, near his house…

      • JamesV Apr 2,2013 3:19 pm || Up

        That’s the one I picked, though I don’t think it will be at his place. ;-)

      • JamesV Apr 2,2013 3:19 pm || Up

        I would’ve liked to go with the one-of-a-kind items there but I think the gathering itself will be more worth it.

        • Glorious Mundy Apr 2,2013 3:22 pm || Up

          I would feel a little weird having King’s stuff.

          • JamesV Apr 2,2013 3:25 pm || Up

            The bobblehead was tempting, but not for $250.

          • JamesV Apr 2,2013 3:25 pm || Up

            I also considered the notes, I think for $85, or one of the media guides.

      • Englishmajor Apr 2,2013 4:18 pm || Up

        Me too for the party.

      • Soaker Apr 2,2013 4:35 pm || Up

        I’m in. Looks like I have a Bay Area trip coming up sometime in July.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • JamesV Apr 2,2013 4:46 pm || Up

          If it happens to be on one of my workdays I’ll find the time.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 2,2013 5:03 pm || Up

          If we have a FK Day tailgate event this year perhaps we should coordinate with that date also.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Soaker Apr 2,2013 5:14 pm || Up

            Eh, I’m betting he does this on a weeknight following an afternoon game which puts it on either Wed. 6/26 or Wed. 7/31. I suppose he might do it on a Saturday morning or Sunday night. I’ll try to make a trip down for an FK Day regardless.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • Glorious Mundy Apr 2,2013 5:17 pm || Up

              I suppose he could do it over the All Star break (July 15-18), but I imagine he will be squeezing in as much golf as possible then.

              • Soaker Apr 2,2013 5:25 pm || Up

                Also, since his wife works full-time for the 51s I think he makes as many conjugal trips to Vegas during the season as he can so that rules out most off days.

                There were 9 spots left for the party an hour ago, now down to 1.

                What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 2,2013 3:19 pm || Up

      There are some great photos in there:

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 2,2013 3:28 pm || Up

        I’m trying to figure out whether the Warriors made a trip to Russia at some point. One could probably pinpoint the date based on the width of those ties.

      • Soaker Apr 2,2013 3:45 pm || Up

        That Denevi Camera ad is so early it predates Dublin, Berkeley and Cupertino.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • oblique Apr 2,2013 4:15 pm || Up

      Pledged.

    • batgirl Apr 2,2013 5:25 pm || Up

      I’m in. Hey, Slusser should do one of these for her A’s project.

      • Future Ed Apr 2,2013 6:27 pm || Up

        its gonna be all fk

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • PDXAthleticsfan Apr 3,2013 8:03 am || Up

        She pledged, so maybe…

        A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
        • JamesV Apr 3,2013 9:35 am || Up

          Holy Toledo is now just about 75% funded and it hasn’t even been 24 hours. Good sign.

          • PDXAthleticsfan Apr 3,2013 9:41 am || Up

            I wonder if it has been lined to at **. If I wasn’t banned, this may be the one thing that would get me to go over there. For Bill’s and Ken’s sake.

            A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
            • ptbnl Apr 3,2013 9:45 am || Up

              From a cursory search, it doesn’t look like it.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • nevermoor Apr 3,2013 10:11 am || Up

                How would doing so drive ad revenue? WHO WILL THINK OF THE SHAREHOLDERS?!?

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • DFA Apr 3,2013 10:25 am || Up

                  lol

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • ptbnl Apr 3,2013 10:39 am || Up

                  That’s what halving your visitors is for:

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • PDXAthleticsfan Apr 3,2013 10:44 am || Up

                  Wow – the sharp decline at the end of last season is pretty damn telling, given what the team was doing.

                  A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
                • ptbnl Apr 3,2013 10:54 am || Up

                  The plummet starts at the beginning of last season (March 2012). There was an uptick in October, which shows up as the August blip because of the 5-month windowed averaging.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • PDXAthleticsfan Apr 3,2013 11:01 am || Up

                  So the 5 month average takes into account the “current month” and the two months prior and after? So the final measurement, which looks to be January 2013, would average unique visitors from November 2013 to March 2013? I understand a seasonal dip and that for a baseball site, December January would probably be the lowest (not taking into account the drama of January 2012), but I’d expect there to be at least some leveling off. That’s a cliff, although I’d expect an uptic come end of April.

                  A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
                • ptbnl Apr 3,2013 11:20 am || Up

                  Exactly right on the averaging, though it turns out that the lowest month was normally November till this year.

                  Here it is with no averaging:

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • PDXAthleticsfan Apr 3,2013 11:24 am || Up

                  That makes sense; nothing happens in November. At least in December/January, you have the Winter Meetings, trades and associated rosterbation.

                  A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
                • ptbnl Apr 3,2013 11:32 am || Up

                  Yup. If you look at the daily numbers you can also see big games during the season, a visible drop every Saturday, and individual trades during the off-season.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • Glorious Mundy Apr 3,2013 10:46 am || Up

                  Is the blue line unique visitors? If so, that’s just a shocking fail on their part.

                • ptbnl Apr 3,2013 10:52 am || Up

                  It’s a 5-month rolling average of the monthly unique visitors according to Quantcast.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • beebo Apr 3,2013 10:54 am || Up

                  That’s pretty astonishing (although, not surprising)

                • Glorious Mundy Apr 3,2013 11:03 am || Up

                  I wonder whether SBN sites saw similar dips following the redesign, which to my eyes has been a complete disaster.

                • ptbnl Apr 3,2013 11:09 am || Up

                  What is interesting to me is that you can see both of the great exoduses so clearly.

                  The first – in early 2009, when the yahoo deal led to absurd demands on unpaid writers – shows up as a huge drop in the views per visitor even as the number of visitors soared. So lots of new yahoo eyeballs but not ones that stayed around.

                  The second – in early 2012 – shows up as the plummeting number of visitors. Now the yahoo eyeballs aren’t even coming.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • brian.only Apr 3,2013 11:06 am || Up

                  Wow, thats pretty sad.

                • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 3,2013 11:11 am || Up

                  Gee, it’s almost as if intentionally driving away your members hurts your site.

                • JamesV Apr 3,2013 11:49 am || Up

                  Community doesn’t matter when there’s money to be made…however they’re trying to make it.

                • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 3,2013 2:44 pm || Up

                  I’m assuming money made here is directly correlated to visitors and views, but maybe not. It’s possible that they have secret lucrative pacts to sacrifice members to the Gods of the Hollow-eyed Goat Spammers and need to maintain an unwitting populace to get away with it.

                • Soaker Apr 3,2013 11:45 am || Up

                  On a related note, I see that Jeff Sullivan has not posted a single comment on SBN since his goodbye post. He has, however, recommended a number of interesting comments on LL, including one entitled “I have seen no evidence that SBN gives a fuck about anything other than page views”.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • dmoas Apr 3,2013 11:48 am || Up

                  Perhaps we should be inviting him here.

                • JamesV Apr 3,2013 11:51 am || Up

                  JEFF SUCKS.

                • Future Ed Apr 3,2013 12:08 pm || Up

                  indeed

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • JamesV Apr 3,2013 11:49 am || Up

                  Well, it’s correct.

                • JamesV Apr 3,2013 11:54 am || Up

                  Check out the Rec’d comment that branched off from:

                  http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2013/3/15/4110598/ot-mar-15-the-ides-of-march-ed#151115967

                  If that doesn’t work for some reason, do a text search for any part of this:

                  “Jon, some thoughts on the number of posts as it applies to the community”

                • Glorious Mundy Apr 3,2013 12:02 pm || Up

                  That whole thread sounds very familiar.

                • Soaker Apr 3,2013 12:09 pm || Up

                  Amendment to LL Community Guidelines banning “inflammatory meta” coming in 3…2…1…

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • PDXAthleticsfan Apr 3,2013 12:46 pm || Up

                  Eerily so.

                  A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
                • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 3,2013 4:46 pm || Up

                  Since people were asking for site metrics, I almost want to go into that thread and post the above graphic with a “I’ve seen the future and it is horrible” comment. But then I’d have to log in.

                • JamesV Apr 3,2013 5:05 pm || Up

                  I saw that same bit.

                • ptbnl Apr 3,2013 12:09 pm || Up

                  Interesting – so the new writing team is required to put up at least 4 posts every day per SBN policy and Jeff and Matthew weren’t because they were grandfathered.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • Future Ed Apr 3,2013 12:14 pm || Up

                  yeah, that is ridiculous. One new story a day is too much, with the reader content aspect of the “Blog.”

                  People make money in surprising ways to me, I suppose this is why I am not a mogul, I never know what sells.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • JamesV Apr 3,2013 12:19 pm || Up

                  Rant Sports is requiring 7 things a week from the people who write for them. Whether it’s spaced out or all in a couple days, lengthy or a few paragraphs, it doesn’t matter so much as the count does.

                • JamesV Apr 3,2013 12:18 pm || Up

                  The posting requirements made me go “Are you shitting me?”

                  It’s clearly quantity over quality. They have to hope eventually it has more quality, but when you demand X amount of content every day, especially for baseball, that’s asking a whole lot.

                • dmoas Apr 3,2013 12:22 pm || Up

                  Game Post 1:
                  Game Post 2:
                  Game Post 3:
                  Game Post 4:

                  There. All done.

                • JamesV Apr 3,2013 12:27 pm || Up

                  You’d think.

                • Glorious Mundy Apr 3,2013 12:26 pm || Up

                  It also makes it impossible to figure out where people are discussing the topic of the day in the comments. The comments were the revolutionary thing about the SBN model, and the combination of the redesign and this spamming of posts has killed them. Now most of their sites are just a crappier version of Bleacher Report.

                • JamesV Apr 3,2013 12:28 pm || Up

                  And that’s how the community developed and others started to find their own voices, be it in comments or Fanposts.

                  Now it just comes off like information overload, and probably a lot of useless information on top of it, spiking the signal-to-noise ratio (and unique page views) while drowning participation.

                • nevermoor Apr 3,2013 1:38 pm || Up

                  I remember that being a problem even with less content

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • DFA Apr 3,2013 9:18 pm || Up

                  The bleacher report sold for like a quarter of a billion dollars though.

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • JamesV Apr 3,2013 9:30 pm || Up

                  And now more places are trying to follow their SEO model.

                • nevermoor Apr 3,2013 12:27 pm || Up

                  I wonder if there’s a connection between this and the departure. Maybe there was an attempted ungrandfathering.

                  I’m mostly just glad I don’t have to care about that stuff any more.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Soaker Apr 3,2013 12:32 pm || Up

                  Without going through all their discussion it’s clear on the surface that the departure was acrimonious. When Jeff got orders from corporate he was able to tell them where to stuff their orders and went off to write somewhere else. N*** doesn’t have that option, most of his self-esteem is probably based on his role on that site, so he would have little choice but to go along.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • JamesV Apr 3,2013 12:37 pm || Up

                  I really don’t think Nico (I don’t care about hiding the name) has much else going for him aside from being the Blogfather. I sure wouldn’t want my kid getting any instruction from him at school if I had one.

                  SBN’s free to tell their writers what they have to produce, but one of the biggest reasons I quit being a FP writer (aside from the negative problems it led to) was I’m just not good at writing anything on demand, on a routine.

                • dmoas Apr 3,2013 12:57 pm || Up

                  Not that it really matters, but mostly the **** is because people really don’t want to see that assholes name.

                • JamesV Apr 3,2013 1:55 pm || Up

                  That works too.

                • lenscrafters Apr 3,2013 12:29 pm || Up

                  Matthew no longer posts there either.

                • dmoas Apr 3,2013 12:55 pm || Up

                  Given that that’s one of their most successful blogs, you’d think they’d leave well enough alone.

                • PDXAthleticsfan Apr 3,2013 1:01 pm || Up

                  Not if history is any indic(AN)ation…

                  A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
                • JamesV Apr 3,2013 1:55 pm || Up

                  I know, right?

                • ptbnl Apr 3,2013 1:03 pm || Up

                  It sounds like they think blogs are dying, and webzines are where it’s at.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • dmoas Apr 3,2013 2:08 pm || Up

                  Which would be a strange strategy when you have a successful blog site.

                • JamesV Apr 3,2013 2:13 pm || Up

                  “We’re trying to be innovative and stay ahead of everyone else.”

                • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 3,2013 4:44 pm || Up

                  With live comments, the status quo of a small number of quality pieces of content with a lot of activity means that people can sit in a thread all day conversing (i.e. not refreshing the page, creating new page views, and seeing new ads). If you create multiple pieces of generic content with a little activity in each, people will have to bounce from piece to piece to keep up.

                  If you only care about increasing your metrics, then the course of action that screws over your community members is the unsurprising choice.

                • Glorious Mundy Apr 3,2013 4:52 pm || Up

                  That makes a lot of sense, but I think it probably leads to a costly deterioration of audience over time unless the content can stand on its own. Which it can’t.

                • 5Aces Apr 3,2013 5:04 pm || Up

                  It does, but you also dont save pitchers for tomorrow because tomorrow it might rain.

                  It sounds a lot like work. I always have told leaders that if you only have to focus on 1-2 metrics, you can always find a way to make that # look good. The hope is you can find enough new suckers customers to keep up appearances until you find the next pot of gold…

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 3,2013 5:18 pm || Up

                  Yeah, exactly. If the overarching goal and drive is X, you worry about the potential side effects of X-increasing actions later. And while we as community members can clearly envision and point to the dramatic (and revenue-affecting) drop that the above ** graphic shows, as a business leader you can’t always predict how long the drop will take to reach the point where you start seeing worse revenue than what you had before you fucked with things.

                • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 3,2013 5:21 pm || Up

                  This also part of the reason I’m not likely to return to SBNation. If user experience becomes a secondary or tertiary priority, then things will never be safe. Even if SBN wiped the ** staff clean and installed super excellent people with a sincere apology for driving people away, I would be hesitant to jump in with both feet since of the conflicting priorities and motivations the SBN overlords have.

                • JamesV Apr 3,2013 6:29 pm || Up

                  Yep, a line was crossed and I don’t think they can go back from it now. They threw out the sense of community, the thing that got Blez and whoever else paid to begin with, and took it to the next level of trying to grab as much money as they could without NEEDING the average user’s actual, visible participation to do it.

                  Problem is, at least to me, enough people are jumping ship that before much longer the path they’re headed down is going to lead to a much smaller piece of the internet pie overall and they won’t even get those random, anonymous clicks they hoped for.

                • elcroata Apr 4,2013 12:50 am || Up

                  You are basing your assumptions on a premise that majority (or even a significant portion) of the society is looking for quality content. TV ratings should be enough to make you reconsider

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • DFA Apr 4,2013 8:38 am || Up

                  great point

                  In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
                • dmoas Apr 4,2013 9:11 am || Up

                  Are we assuming everyone’s definition of quality is the same? It’s more or less the same point you’re making, but on the whole, this site’s definition of quality programming is significantly more “highbrow” than the average person. But that doesn’t mean in the sense of the average person, that it can’t be viewed as quality programming. The real question is whether there’s enough of an audience to turn a profit. Dropping quality to the point where people aren’t showing up suggests they’ve dropped it to far.

                • JamesV Apr 4,2013 9:15 am || Up

                  Probably not, but I am definitely assuming that a demand for X amount of new posts every day is evidence of a preference for quantity (and “new clicks” into things) over quality, whether the quality comes from the writer, the participants or both.

                • dmoas Apr 4,2013 9:55 am || Up

                  Oh, they clearly have it in their head this is the best way for them to make money going forward (and my well be) but the result is a significant drop off in viewership that’s going to cut into the bottom line in some form or fashion. If they conservatively predict they’ll still make more money out of it (and they probably do), there’s no reason to change the strategy.

                • nevermoor Apr 4,2013 9:18 am || Up

                  I used to say there was no level of quality too low. Then the XFL happened.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • dmoas Apr 4,2013 9:53 am || Up

                  And they folded.

                • dmoas Apr 3,2013 6:32 pm || Up

                  That’s stupid. Just set it up so that ads are on the side bars and don’t move. Then have the ads rotate every 5 minutes. Problem solved. If anything, that’s a better solution.

                • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 3,2013 11:08 pm || Up

                  But the amount ads pay to the site are based on site metrics like page views, which aren’t accumulating when people sit in one thread and chat.

                • dmoas Apr 3,2013 11:15 pm || Up

                  Yeah, that’s just a failure of the system. A better way to do things would be time on screen. Who cares if someone entered a page if they either didn’t spend time on the page or never got to a point to see the ad.

                • Future Ed Apr 3,2013 11:44 pm || Up

                  ads would be a lot less offensive if they were less obtrusive.

                  I like google ads fine, they are typically pretty targeted and never stop me from reading what I am reading. (in fact, many times I do a search then wait for the product I was looking for gets to my price point)

                  But when you slow loading times or make me click out of stuff I accidentally scroll over, you have lost me. I don’t mind clicking through or waiting 5 seconds for an ad if the page loads quickly.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • JamesV Apr 4,2013 7:57 am || Up

                  Basically this.

                • elcroata Apr 4,2013 12:53 am || Up

                  This can also be misleading. I work on multiple PCs and am horrible about closing my applications. Perhaps I am even still in a 2010 ** thread somewhere

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • colin Apr 4,2013 6:53 am || Up

                  They’re still harvesting your keystrokes.

                • dmoas Apr 4,2013 7:01 am || Up

                  Well, everything could be misleading. iirc you could do something like has focus as part of that measure eliminating that.

                • JamesV Apr 4,2013 7:58 am || Up

                  @colin But we’re not harvesting Ken Arneson’s.

                • elcroata Apr 4,2013 7:58 am || Up

                  What a poor harvest it will be

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • nevermoor Apr 4,2013 9:18 am || Up

                  Hey, harvesting’s MY racket.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • elcroata Apr 4,2013 12:48 am || Up

                  very nice analysis

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 4,2013 3:11 pm || Up

                  Thanks. Part of my job is around online communities, so I think about this kind of thing

                • elcroata Apr 4,2013 1:16 am || Up

                  I guess this whole thing has many aspects.

                  Blez/AN/SBN was always being presented as a product of love and an intent to give a casual fan a voice in that infamous online sports bar.

                  I can see how Blez is buying into this change. He invested a lot of work and money into this, had one smart idea and now wants to reap the benefits. He is doing so by selling out on the whole community mantra, but the question how much money is enough money for him and how much are his dreams worth is the one only he is entitled to answer.

                  I can also see how some of the front page writers are buying into this change. Previously there was not much special about being a front page writer. Sure, your pieces appeared on the front page, but community discussion often had its center of gravity in user created content. Hell, I had streaks where I easily outwrote most of the FP writers, and many a user had the same. Your only way to grab attention as a FP writer was if you were producing quality content. Or making goat jokes.

                  But now, the whole thing is much more monodirectional. The redesigns have significantly dampened the community’s ability to create content, both in comments and in posts, and that is no accident. The FP writers are supposed to write and the users are supposed to read, or at least click often. This distinction makes the FP writers feel more special, more as if they were real journalists and you can sense it. They introduce mailbags as a way for normal folks to be able to interact with them, they forbid any user comments in which they question the FPs infallibility, they truly feel themselves above the other users. It is a mixture of The Experiment and Idiocracy.

                  I find this faux professionalism the most pathetic thing about it and the one that turns me off the most. I still read some SBN content (Sickels and Grant), but I read it despite SBN, not because of them. If they move, I will move with them and not stay with the company, so the value of SBN as a brand is an absolute zero to me.

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • Future Ed Apr 4,2013 3:42 am || Up

                  right. and reading those two without logging in and going directly to their page

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • nevermoor Apr 4,2013 9:20 am || Up

                  RSS. SBN probably doesn’t even know I’m reading it

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • elcroata Apr 4,2013 9:35 am || Up

                  Oh, excellent point

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 4,2013 3:16 pm || Up

                  Good idea

                • JamesV Apr 4,2013 8:00 am || Up

                  Excellent points about where the real shift has gone. They’re basically putting FP writers on a pedestal, above the common smallfolk.

                  I wonder what percentage of them are actually getting paid across the entire network now, and if it’s any more than a few bucks a month or something.

                • elcroata Apr 4,2013 8:48 am || Up

                  I don’t know that. I know what an article on THT, FG or BP pays and I can not imagine a “fifth starter / long relief” guy on, say, ** being paid more than that, meaning that they definitely don’t do it for the money.

                  Because survival is insufficient
                • JamesV Apr 4,2013 9:03 am || Up

                  Oh, I know it’s not something they’re doing for the money. Just curious what, if anything, is there for even the last guy they have writing for a place.

                • Dial C for Concupiscence Apr 4,2013 3:20 pm || Up

                  I believe each blog can choose what to do with their share of the money they generate. I know one college blog, for example, that donates the entirety of their money to the college rather than paying writers. I’m sure some blogs distribute it amongst their writers instead, but I think they get to make that decision after SBN takes their cut.

            • JamesV Apr 3,2013 11:47 am || Up

              I looked a few times yesterday and found no sign of it at all.

    • PDXAthleticsfan Apr 4,2013 9:16 am || Up

      $240 to go…

      A soliloquy of fresh-sounding ideas which would probably be disastrous.
      • JamesV Apr 4,2013 9:18 am || Up

        It’s happening today.

      • JamesV Apr 4,2013 9:21 am || Up

        And also:

      • elcroata Apr 4,2013 9:35 am || Up

        So you drafted Johan Santana for $20, right?

        Because survival is insufficient

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